Disclaimer: do I even need to tell you? You should all by now know that I don't own the songs OR LotR OR the charactors from it…
A/N: Aight people, I know that it's been a long while since I updated but my computer didn't work and my internet connection was down for over two week. I I'll try to think of new ideas.
But I have to warn all you readers out there. I have only changed TWO words in this text. *Readers start throwing things, heavy and sharp things. Author ducks. * I couldn't help it. It was easier and it sounded better this way. That and the fact that my mind has stopped working.
Well, enough of me babbling away. Here is the next parody (although it is a parody itself.):
Eat it, sung by Merry and Pippin:
How come you're always such a fussy young hobbit
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Gondor
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, just eat it
Just eat it, just eat it... Woo!
Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it. Just eat it.
You better listen, better do as you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it.
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt
Have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's too cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner. Have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it! Eat it!
Get yourself an egg and beat it!
Have some more chicken. Have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!
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A/N: I want to thank my reviewers and most of all I want to thank lil' odd me. You have been great, giving me ideas and things like that. Couldn't have done it without you. ;)
Laura: thanks for all your reviews. I can't promise that I will stop hypnotising you.
Whizzothecrunchyfrog: I laugh my ass off when I first came up with that idea. And pippin is singing to his future wife. He marries her after the War of the Ring. It says so in the books, so I thought it would be cut to put it in.
Lady of Ice Forever: the thought of Boromir and Pippin rapping is unthinkable. But you get used to the thought and it kind of makes sense, or it's simply hilarious. ^_^
Leigha: I know I should have changed more, but I couldn't think of some thing.
A/N: I may be thinking of turning this into a semi-karaoke semi-putting in songs in the book so that it will be funny- thing. But I'm not really sure. However, if that's the way you want it, that's the way you shall have it. I think… Ah we'll just have to see. It all comes down to how you people respond. When I say respond I mean review. But you smart readers already know that, right.
*takes out a watch and dangles it in front of you* You are now being hypnotised. You WILL review. You MUST review. The purple button is your best friend. You ARE going to press it. ;)