Disclaimer: I have never nor will I ever own these songs. Or LOTR. I don't understand why I have to write this disclaimer anyway. You all know the drill by now, right.
A/N: As promised, here is Frodo Baggins as Gloria Gaynor. This takes place at Mt. Doom after Gollum has bitten off his finger and fallen into the flames.
*Frodo lying on the ground. He starts to sing softly.*
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong *Frodo raises his head*
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space *he stands up*
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me *Sam looks
at Frodo as if he has gone mad and/or has grown a second head*
Go on now go walk out the door *starts
doing some sort of dance involving the Frodo jig*
just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die *does
damsel in distress-thing, putting the back of his hand on his forehead*
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive *Sam cringes at the sight of Frodo's weird and
freaky dance. Not to mention the off key singing*
It took all the strength I had *doing
body-builder pose*
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry *fakes crying*
Now I hold my head up high *holds head high*
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you *Sam's eyes
widen as Frodo says 'in love with you'*
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me *Sam falls
to his knees thanking Eru that Frodo has stopped*
A/N: I wanna thank lil' odd me for helping me write these song parodies. Couldn't have done it without you.
You all know the drill, *takes out a watch and dangles it in front of you* You are now being hypnotised. You WILL review. You MUST review. The purple button is your best friend. You ARE going to press it.* ;)