Disclaimer: No, I don't own LOTR yet, but I keep crossing my fingers. Just hope that it works. Oh, and I don't own the poem either. Hope you enjoy this chap, but I have to tell, you, it's quite short. I haven't had time to write.

A/N: Hey everyone! I just wanted to tell you that this chapter is written by me, Lil' odd me. Melandune and I share account and have both written these chapters so far. That was pretty much all I wanted to say.

*~*lil' odd me*~*

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*A voice booms out in the dark saloon.*

- Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. May I present to you the mystifying and odd, odd creature from deep under the mountain, I give you GOLLUM:

A spotlight is directed to the centre of the stage. In comes the creature known as Gollum. He's wearing a black beret. He walks over to a chair, which has appeared from nowhere, and sits down. He takes a sip of water.

- Hi, we is going to recite a poem we foundsss. We think you will like it.

Random Audience Member: Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead? You did after all fall in to a volcano, you know.

- Yesss, we did. But nice authors they brought us back *points to authors who are behind the big red velvet curtains*.  Now can I recite poem?

* Gollum stands up and tilts his beret. He puts his hands behind his back and starts*

- The poem we are to recite isss called 'The Dark Side'. It goes like this:

My higher self declared:

"Above all, I want to see."  

My lower self replied:

"If you truly want to see,

you must, first,

acknowledge me."

*Gollum takes a bow and takes out a raw fish from his beret. He crouches down and starts eating the fish while mumbling. A big cane comes in and drags Gollum off stage.*

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A/N: Well, I told you it was short. Okay people, I need your help. WE need your help. We're all out of ideas. Come on, throw us a freaking bone will ya… it's not like we are asking much of you. Just suggest some songs that you think would fit in somewhere in the books or something like that… I don't know, just suggest something.

*~*Lil' odd me*~*