Disclaimer: I don't own the song, the characters, the movie 'Robin Hood: Men in tights' or anything else. Well, I do own myself and the candy bar in my locker. ;)
A/N: Hi, lil' odd me here. I want to thank everyone who reviewed on behalf of me and Melandune. I'm sorry that it has been a long time since we updated, but we both have a bunch of exams and such… But we will try a much as we can to update more often. :o)
Well, I won't take up more of your time, so here is the next 'song'.
PS. So you know, I haven't really changed much in this chap. If you don't like it, don't read it. And remember, I warned you.
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Elves in tights
A stage is seen. The lights come on and it shows a glade in a forest. In comes a girl with mahogany coloured hair that reaches a few inches above her waist, wearing a long black dress with quite a low cut. She has dark eyes and slightly tanned skin. She stands in the middle of the stage and the spotlight is directed at her.
The girl who turns out to be Lil' odd me: 'Hello and welcome to today's show. It is an honour to present the next act. Ladies and Gentlemen, fanboys and fangirls, I present to you:
Legolas Greenleaf and the Mirkwood Archers.
In comes a bunch elves wearing green tights and matching tunics. They stand in a line with Legolas in the middle and start singing while doing different manly poses:
We're elves,
we're elves in tights.
We roam
around Mirkwood looking for fights. *does poses as they sing*
We're elves,
we're elves in tights.
We rob from
the rich and give to the poor, that's right! *pretend to hand a bag of money to
poor*
We may look like sissies *they do a very girlish pose, grabbing the hem of their tunics and singing with high voices*, but watch
what you
say or else we'll put out your lights! *they all punch a non-existing enemy*
We're elves,
we're elves in tights,
Always on
guard defending the people's rights. *stand manly in line with their arms
crossed across their chests*
[suddenly they grab each others shoulders and start doing the can-can]
*they release each others and stand in the manly way they did in the beginning
striking poses*
We're elves,
MANLY elves, we're elves in tights. Yesss! *they sing emphasizing the word MANLY*
We roam
around Mirkwood looking for fights. *holding their hands as if they are looking
for something and then do a couple of punches towards no one*
We're elves,
we're elves in tights.
We rob from
the rich and give to the poor, that's right! *pretend to hand out money and
such*
We may look
like pansies *do a disturbingly girlish pose where they seem to pretend to be
shy little girls and giggle*, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your
lights. *pretend to chop off a non-existing enemy's head and make non-existing enemies
into pincushions with the help of their bows and arrows*
We're elves,
we're elves in tights-TIGHTs-tights, *pulling their tights up a little too much
as they sing TIGHTS*
Always on
guard defending the people's rights. *look like they are guarding something*
When you're
in a fix just call for the elves in tights!
WE'RE BUTCH! *do manly poses. Most have their arms crossed over their chests, others do strange hip hop-like poses.*
The lights go out, the elves are nowhere to be seen, and the girl who turned out to be Lil' odd me comes out again and stands in the spotlight. This time she's wearing a long red dress with an even lower cut, and this time the cut does all the way down to her belly button, and a slit to her thigh.
-'Well, that was all we had for today. I hope you enjoyed that. See you next
time and drive home safe.' With that she exited the stage.
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A/N: well, what you think. *takes out a watch and dangles it in front of you* You are now being hypnotised. You WILL review. You MUST review. The purple button is your best friend. You ARE going to press it. ;)