HEHEHE.Hi again to the people who actually like and read my story (only 2
that I know of). I'm sorry that I haven't been writing but I don't have
that much time. You see, since school has begun, I have had a project
every single week. No, I am no exaggerating and you did not read wrong.
Jeez! I mean I had a project assigned the third day of school, but once I
have this major weather project done (1/3 of my grade. Have to get at
least a 90 to graduate and most likely I'll be getting a score like
89.99999.) I'll start to write more. But for now, here is another of my odd
beginnings that has nothing to do with the story, and the next chapter of
my story. Got to go now. I have to turn into my beautiful elfish self and
enter my fantasy world (HEHEHE).
***
Gimli: "When do dwarves come into this story. You know, we dwarves are the best part."
Legolas: "Gimli be patient. You don't even come into this story yet. You're in the sequel (If ElvenFarie ever gets to it)"
Gimli: Oh be quiet! You readers don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he's saying."
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh! Times infinity!
Legolas: Hmph!!!
Gimli: Anyway, I have three good reasons why you should listen to me and not him.
Legolas: Go ahead! Name them!
Gimli: OK. Number one. Look at his hair, it's all long and prissy and nice and brushed.
Legolas: How many times do we have to go through this. It's an elf thing!
Gimli: Yeah, that's an elf thing and you're wearing makeup!
Legolas: NO I AM NOT!!! Elves are just naturally pretty.I mean beautiful. I mean good looking.Yeah that's right good looking.
Gimli: And there goes number two. YOU'RE VAIN!
Legolas: NO I AM NOT! NOT! NOT! SNOT! I mean not!
Gimli: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, look at what I can do: (Gimli throws his ax into the air as a boomerang, does a cartwheel and catches the ax. Yeah, and also the ax snips off about four inches of Legolas' hair)
Legolas: AHHHHHHHH!!!! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
Gimli: MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT*
ElvenFarie: OK? What does that have to do with anything?
Legolas: No. Even though it was mean. he has a point.
ElvenFarie: OK? Well, Gimli leave Legolas alone now. Now for me to explain chapter two.
Gimli: When do we dwarves come in?! We are the best part! You are not to forget us lady elf!
ElvenFarie: OK, but you don't come in til' the next chapter so bug off.
Gimli: all I want is a bit of recognition!
ElvenFarie & Legolas: BUG OFF NOW!!!!
Legolas: This is my story. MINE MINE MINE. MINE!!!!!!!!!
Gimli: Chill out!
Avril Lavigne: Whatcha yelling for. Lay back, It's all been done before..
ElvenFarie: What are you doing here?
Avril Lavigne: Sorry. How do you get to the songs?
ElvenFarie: hmph! You go to the title, make a left at the books, go up about three inches and you got songs. OK
Avril Lavigne: Thanks
ElvenFarie: OK now I'll start the story (after another note. Don't worry it's not as long as this. Mwahhahahahah)
Disclaimer: NOT MY WORLD, IF IT WERE MY WORLD I'D BE MARRIED TO ORLANDO BLOOM. THIS IS JRR TOLKIENS WORLD AND JRR TOLKIENS CHARACTERS (EXCEPT ADMORA, SHE'S MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE! I MADE HER WHO SHE IS, ACTUALLY SHE'S JUST ME IN ELVEN FORM) ***
OK that took a while to type but I'm happy with it. I believe it's pretty funny. But I have to give credit to Disney's The Emperor's New Groove for the "Yeah huh, not uh" thing and the idea of having opposites (Gimli and Legolas) fight, and having the good (Legolas) lose to the evil one (Gimli). Yeah and if you didn't realize, I don't own Avril Lavigne either or any of her lyrics. Well now for something more serious, I'll start my story, (Admora is telling Legolas what happened that night when the orcs attacked her home.) but I have to give a shout out to my friend before doing so or she'll be mad. OK.Hi Cronc's girl! (sorry if I spelled it wrong) Thanks for helping, me come up with the short story/note above. See You in School soon! (Mwahhahahahaha!) Also thank you to Eric (I think that's your name). You were the first person ever to review. you actually liked it enough to e-mail me. Oh my gosh. Thank You Thank You Thank You!. You actually though it was good! Ahhhh! I'm so happy! (HAHAHA) OK. Sorry about that. To the story now (I'm serious this time.) Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR. I WISH I DID, BUT I DON'T!
***
"I know I shouldn't hate my mother, but she caused all of this. Before she died, she told me why it had happened.why the orcs attacked. She told me how greed and power corrupted her, caused her to swear that she would marry the son of an orc in return of her queen ship. Her crowning as the Queen of the race of men!" Admora had started crying. She had not planned to cry in front of Legolas, but she could not help it. She had kept it in for so long. She had to tell someone.someone who she could trust.someone she loved. "She had never expected to fall in love with someone, let alone an elf. She thought all men were the same, no matter what race they were, they would not love her, only use her, but my father was different. She broke off the deal with the orcs and married my father. She thought the orcs had forgotten about her, but she was wrong yet again. They planned to kill her first child. They planned to kill me. That is the reason why I could not keep in touch with you. The orcs would find out.I had just thought my parents did not like you. didn't want me to keep in touch with you, but they were only trying to protect me." The tears started streaming down her face. She was ashamed. She could not control her emotions as the elves could. Her human traits were taking over her again. "That night, I had a friend over, Gilacia. We were just talking in my room when.. when the horns blew. The orcs were invading our household. My father rushed up into my room, and told me to hide. The orcs had come in search of me. "The arrows started to fly everywhere. two of them hit Gilacia. it killed her, but my father would not let me help her. I had to hide. Somehow my parents had known of the upcoming attack. While on my way to the carriage, my mother told me why it was happening. right before an arrow flew into her direction, but my father saved her. She pushed me into the carriage and had me ride to Elrond's house, just as three arrows punctured her. Both my parents died that moment, along with my best friend.the orcs had believed Gilacia was me, so they stopped searching.they believed they had succeeded in getting their revenge " Legolas could no longer take it. He could not see his friend suffer this way. "It is all right. please stop crying Admora" he said as her gave her a hug. "Don't cry, you look awfully ugly when you cry. Your eyes get ally puffy along with the rest or your face and you look like a terrifying balrog (sorry inside joke, I can't stay serious for that long)"
"Oh, Thank you Legolas. That makes me feel so much better." She was trying to hold her giggles in. It did make her feel better (especially since his ears were wiggling while he said that). He always knew how to make her feel better. While the two were embraced in their hug Admora managed to whisper "Thank you" to Legolas right before she fell asleep in his arms.
"Admora.Admora. Well I guess she's asleep. How odd? She's completely unaware of her surroundings. I'll just tuck her in." As Legolas did so, he sang a song that the two use to sing as children when they feared the dark. It went something like this:
Now morn is here
Yet still I fear
Of the wonders of the night But fear no more And lost of yore Are the fears of night Once upon a summer light
Day is gone And night has won The valiant fight, The fight over the sky as morning light begins to die I gather all the courage of my might Once upon a summer night
And now I sing of wondrous songs For though the light is gone My friend is here No longer do I fear We have won the fight Over the summer night. ***
Legolas had gone to his room now and begun to meditate. When his concentration had been broken by the first rays of the morning, Legolas came back to the present time with a smile, he had been reliving his newly found memories of his younger days with Admora. But, he was also smiling for another reason. He had rediscovered something he had not had in a long time. Sure, he had had crushes on girls before, but, his feelings for Admora were different. It was more than a mere crush. He actually loved he. He really believed he loved her.
***
As the next few months passed by Admora and Legolas got to know each other better. Also, two secrets were discovered about her. her fighting skills and.
" Nice shot Legolas! Do you think you could miss the target by any more than a hundred yards next time?"
"Oh, be quiet! I would like to see you try. It's not even my fault. This bow sucks!"
"Excuses, excuses, when will you ever learn to accept that you stink at archery"
"I would like to see you try little miss prissy puff?"
" First of all, look who's talking. Second of all, is that the best insult you could come up with?"
"Actually, it was. But, never mind that. I propose."
"To me! I'm sorry, I can't! I've always wanted to marry someone who was at least stronger than I was. but you don't qualify"
"Hey! Anyway, I meant to propose a little contest of."
"Challenge accepted!" Admora grabbed Legolas' bow and arrow, and shot it straight into the center of the target.
"Beat that"
"I believe I will." Legolas did the same to Admora, but when he shot, the arrow ricocheted of the target and headed right towards Admora's face. Her elfin instincts kicked in and she caught the arrow, but not before it skimmed her face. Legolas ran up to her apologizing, but she gave no reply. A tear was now falling slowly down Admora's cheek. She caught the tear on her thumb rubbed it over the cut. Legolas now had his hand over hers and pulled it away from her cheek. His hands fell down in awe. The cut had completely disappeared. Not a single mark was left.
"What. How did you do that?"
" While I was at the house of Elrond, I was taught of my natural healing powers and taught how to fight. I'm not fully trained in my healing powers yet, but . you're okay with this right?"
"Why didn't you tell me! This entire time I could have been running around falling off two story buildings and breaking my back(sorry, another inside joke) and you didn't tell me!"
"Did you not just hear what I said! I'm not fully."
"Admora come now!" It was Legolas' mother who had interrupted. "Admora it is time. they have discovered the truth."
"No, it can't be. they couldn't have found me. I must leave.I MUST LEAVE NOW!!! I can not bring the danger here, not to the beautiful forest of Mirkwood! I MUST LEAVE!."
***
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just love to leave people dumbstruck. Yeah I really think this story sucks though, because I'm writing it at like 1:00am and there are probably so many mistakes that it's not even funny, but once again, I'm asking, no, begging you to review if you like this story in any way whatsoever. I'm hoping for at least three reviews this time (not including one from my friend from school. You know who you are. the only other person who I can actually talk about the LOTR with, and yet, you still sometimes give me the death stare and the 'stop talking about it you're annoying me. not to mention any names *cough cough* Cronc's Girl *cough cough*) Yeah well that's all I have to say. I'm really tired now so good bye to all and have a good night before the morning calls, but remember to review before I write something that will make you say EWW! (Hey! I'm getting pretty good at his rhyming thing. Not really. Any way REVIEW OR ELSE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) (if you're wondering, that was not a threat, just a forceful nudge towards making you review. OK GOODBYE NOW FOR REAL) (HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA MWAH MWAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
Gimli: "When do dwarves come into this story. You know, we dwarves are the best part."
Legolas: "Gimli be patient. You don't even come into this story yet. You're in the sequel (If ElvenFarie ever gets to it)"
Gimli: Oh be quiet! You readers don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he's saying."
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh!
Legolas: Yeah huh!
Gimli: Not uh! Times infinity!
Legolas: Hmph!!!
Gimli: Anyway, I have three good reasons why you should listen to me and not him.
Legolas: Go ahead! Name them!
Gimli: OK. Number one. Look at his hair, it's all long and prissy and nice and brushed.
Legolas: How many times do we have to go through this. It's an elf thing!
Gimli: Yeah, that's an elf thing and you're wearing makeup!
Legolas: NO I AM NOT!!! Elves are just naturally pretty.I mean beautiful. I mean good looking.Yeah that's right good looking.
Gimli: And there goes number two. YOU'RE VAIN!
Legolas: NO I AM NOT! NOT! NOT! SNOT! I mean not!
Gimli: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, look at what I can do: (Gimli throws his ax into the air as a boomerang, does a cartwheel and catches the ax. Yeah, and also the ax snips off about four inches of Legolas' hair)
Legolas: AHHHHHHHH!!!! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
Gimli: MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT*
ElvenFarie: OK? What does that have to do with anything?
Legolas: No. Even though it was mean. he has a point.
ElvenFarie: OK? Well, Gimli leave Legolas alone now. Now for me to explain chapter two.
Gimli: When do we dwarves come in?! We are the best part! You are not to forget us lady elf!
ElvenFarie: OK, but you don't come in til' the next chapter so bug off.
Gimli: all I want is a bit of recognition!
ElvenFarie & Legolas: BUG OFF NOW!!!!
Legolas: This is my story. MINE MINE MINE. MINE!!!!!!!!!
Gimli: Chill out!
Avril Lavigne: Whatcha yelling for. Lay back, It's all been done before..
ElvenFarie: What are you doing here?
Avril Lavigne: Sorry. How do you get to the songs?
ElvenFarie: hmph! You go to the title, make a left at the books, go up about three inches and you got songs. OK
Avril Lavigne: Thanks
ElvenFarie: OK now I'll start the story (after another note. Don't worry it's not as long as this. Mwahhahahahah)
Disclaimer: NOT MY WORLD, IF IT WERE MY WORLD I'D BE MARRIED TO ORLANDO BLOOM. THIS IS JRR TOLKIENS WORLD AND JRR TOLKIENS CHARACTERS (EXCEPT ADMORA, SHE'S MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE! I MADE HER WHO SHE IS, ACTUALLY SHE'S JUST ME IN ELVEN FORM) ***
OK that took a while to type but I'm happy with it. I believe it's pretty funny. But I have to give credit to Disney's The Emperor's New Groove for the "Yeah huh, not uh" thing and the idea of having opposites (Gimli and Legolas) fight, and having the good (Legolas) lose to the evil one (Gimli). Yeah and if you didn't realize, I don't own Avril Lavigne either or any of her lyrics. Well now for something more serious, I'll start my story, (Admora is telling Legolas what happened that night when the orcs attacked her home.) but I have to give a shout out to my friend before doing so or she'll be mad. OK.Hi Cronc's girl! (sorry if I spelled it wrong) Thanks for helping, me come up with the short story/note above. See You in School soon! (Mwahhahahahaha!) Also thank you to Eric (I think that's your name). You were the first person ever to review. you actually liked it enough to e-mail me. Oh my gosh. Thank You Thank You Thank You!. You actually though it was good! Ahhhh! I'm so happy! (HAHAHA) OK. Sorry about that. To the story now (I'm serious this time.) Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR. I WISH I DID, BUT I DON'T!
***
"I know I shouldn't hate my mother, but she caused all of this. Before she died, she told me why it had happened.why the orcs attacked. She told me how greed and power corrupted her, caused her to swear that she would marry the son of an orc in return of her queen ship. Her crowning as the Queen of the race of men!" Admora had started crying. She had not planned to cry in front of Legolas, but she could not help it. She had kept it in for so long. She had to tell someone.someone who she could trust.someone she loved. "She had never expected to fall in love with someone, let alone an elf. She thought all men were the same, no matter what race they were, they would not love her, only use her, but my father was different. She broke off the deal with the orcs and married my father. She thought the orcs had forgotten about her, but she was wrong yet again. They planned to kill her first child. They planned to kill me. That is the reason why I could not keep in touch with you. The orcs would find out.I had just thought my parents did not like you. didn't want me to keep in touch with you, but they were only trying to protect me." The tears started streaming down her face. She was ashamed. She could not control her emotions as the elves could. Her human traits were taking over her again. "That night, I had a friend over, Gilacia. We were just talking in my room when.. when the horns blew. The orcs were invading our household. My father rushed up into my room, and told me to hide. The orcs had come in search of me. "The arrows started to fly everywhere. two of them hit Gilacia. it killed her, but my father would not let me help her. I had to hide. Somehow my parents had known of the upcoming attack. While on my way to the carriage, my mother told me why it was happening. right before an arrow flew into her direction, but my father saved her. She pushed me into the carriage and had me ride to Elrond's house, just as three arrows punctured her. Both my parents died that moment, along with my best friend.the orcs had believed Gilacia was me, so they stopped searching.they believed they had succeeded in getting their revenge " Legolas could no longer take it. He could not see his friend suffer this way. "It is all right. please stop crying Admora" he said as her gave her a hug. "Don't cry, you look awfully ugly when you cry. Your eyes get ally puffy along with the rest or your face and you look like a terrifying balrog (sorry inside joke, I can't stay serious for that long)"
"Oh, Thank you Legolas. That makes me feel so much better." She was trying to hold her giggles in. It did make her feel better (especially since his ears were wiggling while he said that). He always knew how to make her feel better. While the two were embraced in their hug Admora managed to whisper "Thank you" to Legolas right before she fell asleep in his arms.
"Admora.Admora. Well I guess she's asleep. How odd? She's completely unaware of her surroundings. I'll just tuck her in." As Legolas did so, he sang a song that the two use to sing as children when they feared the dark. It went something like this:
Now morn is here
Yet still I fear
Of the wonders of the night But fear no more And lost of yore Are the fears of night Once upon a summer light
Day is gone And night has won The valiant fight, The fight over the sky as morning light begins to die I gather all the courage of my might Once upon a summer night
And now I sing of wondrous songs For though the light is gone My friend is here No longer do I fear We have won the fight Over the summer night. ***
Legolas had gone to his room now and begun to meditate. When his concentration had been broken by the first rays of the morning, Legolas came back to the present time with a smile, he had been reliving his newly found memories of his younger days with Admora. But, he was also smiling for another reason. He had rediscovered something he had not had in a long time. Sure, he had had crushes on girls before, but, his feelings for Admora were different. It was more than a mere crush. He actually loved he. He really believed he loved her.
***
As the next few months passed by Admora and Legolas got to know each other better. Also, two secrets were discovered about her. her fighting skills and.
" Nice shot Legolas! Do you think you could miss the target by any more than a hundred yards next time?"
"Oh, be quiet! I would like to see you try. It's not even my fault. This bow sucks!"
"Excuses, excuses, when will you ever learn to accept that you stink at archery"
"I would like to see you try little miss prissy puff?"
" First of all, look who's talking. Second of all, is that the best insult you could come up with?"
"Actually, it was. But, never mind that. I propose."
"To me! I'm sorry, I can't! I've always wanted to marry someone who was at least stronger than I was. but you don't qualify"
"Hey! Anyway, I meant to propose a little contest of."
"Challenge accepted!" Admora grabbed Legolas' bow and arrow, and shot it straight into the center of the target.
"Beat that"
"I believe I will." Legolas did the same to Admora, but when he shot, the arrow ricocheted of the target and headed right towards Admora's face. Her elfin instincts kicked in and she caught the arrow, but not before it skimmed her face. Legolas ran up to her apologizing, but she gave no reply. A tear was now falling slowly down Admora's cheek. She caught the tear on her thumb rubbed it over the cut. Legolas now had his hand over hers and pulled it away from her cheek. His hands fell down in awe. The cut had completely disappeared. Not a single mark was left.
"What. How did you do that?"
" While I was at the house of Elrond, I was taught of my natural healing powers and taught how to fight. I'm not fully trained in my healing powers yet, but . you're okay with this right?"
"Why didn't you tell me! This entire time I could have been running around falling off two story buildings and breaking my back(sorry, another inside joke) and you didn't tell me!"
"Did you not just hear what I said! I'm not fully."
"Admora come now!" It was Legolas' mother who had interrupted. "Admora it is time. they have discovered the truth."
"No, it can't be. they couldn't have found me. I must leave.I MUST LEAVE NOW!!! I can not bring the danger here, not to the beautiful forest of Mirkwood! I MUST LEAVE!."
***
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just love to leave people dumbstruck. Yeah I really think this story sucks though, because I'm writing it at like 1:00am and there are probably so many mistakes that it's not even funny, but once again, I'm asking, no, begging you to review if you like this story in any way whatsoever. I'm hoping for at least three reviews this time (not including one from my friend from school. You know who you are. the only other person who I can actually talk about the LOTR with, and yet, you still sometimes give me the death stare and the 'stop talking about it you're annoying me. not to mention any names *cough cough* Cronc's Girl *cough cough*) Yeah well that's all I have to say. I'm really tired now so good bye to all and have a good night before the morning calls, but remember to review before I write something that will make you say EWW! (Hey! I'm getting pretty good at his rhyming thing. Not really. Any way REVIEW OR ELSE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) (if you're wondering, that was not a threat, just a forceful nudge towards making you review. OK GOODBYE NOW FOR REAL) (HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA MWAH MWAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)