Hi, and welcome to another horrible chapter of Legolas: Before the
Fellowship and Admora (I know this title stinks to the extreme but I came
up with it at like 1 in the morning.)
I don't have one of my other weirdo beginnings that I usually have this time but, I found something in March's Game Informer that had me laughing my head off for reasons I don't know.I mean it's not even that funny. I think it was just one of those moments when I temporarily lose my mind. Well here it is.
"A midget, a dirtbag, and a pretty boy walk into a bar. The midget, carrying a big axe, orders a shot of Goldschlager. The dirtbag, carrying a large sword, orders a shot of Jagermeister. When he gets to the pretty boy with the pointy ears, the bartender asks, 'Would you like a shot, too?' The pretty boy says 'Sure,' pulls out his bow and an arrow, and caps the bartender right between the eyes. That really happened."
Yup. I think this is hilarious just because it has something to do with Legolas. That is the conclusion that I have come to. For those of you who actually love my usual authors note, and think this is a pathetic excuse for one, review. Just review and I will think of more author's notes with the help of my friend, and fellow weirdo (no offense), Kronc's Girl. Thank you and have a good day. (Oh my gosh! This is the worst beginning I have ever had! I am sooooooooooooo ashamed of myself. Look away, I am not worthy of being treated like an equal.I must be treated as the SUPERIOR! MWAHAHAHAHAH! OK, Let the story begin, and please someone that I don't know review and afterwards, get your friends to review pleeeaaaaaassssseeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Admora, I have not seen you in so long," cried Arwen as she gave her a hug. "I have missed you so much. Are you OK? I saw you crying. I believe these are yours." She handed the letters to Admora, and could see the pain returning to Admora's eyes as she looked at the letters.
"I.I don't want them, but that is news I do not want to speak of, I have missed you also. Let us talk now"
"Yes Let us talk, but first, it seems as if you have forgotten someone." They both turned to Aragorn. Once again his eyes shone as he saw Arwen.
"I believe someone has an infatuation with you Princess Arwen," whispered Admora.
"Oh! Be quiet! I'll talk to you tonight when you feel better, and aren't so annoying okay?"
"OK. I have to talk to your father anyway. I'll just leave you to get acquainted with Aragorn." Admora answered in a mocking tone.
"Be quiet!"
"Ooh la la!"
"Hmph"
"Mwah. Mwah. Kiss. Kiss!" and she giggled away forgetting her troubles for the moment and leaving the princess Arwen quite pissed.
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"Lord Elrond?"
"Admora, I have been expecting you again. I guess you have found out that you will be staying with us for a while."
"Yes, and I must thank you again for being so kind as to take me in on such short notice and that you have and will be doing for me."
"No need. It is my pleasure, and I believe Arwen will enjoy your companion- ship."
"Thank you." ******
"Dear, do you think they have received our letter? What if the orcs got hold of it? What if they've found out where she is? Oh My! What if."
"Calm down dear. Everything will be all right. I believe you must worry about your son right now. He does not seem himself."
"Yes, I must calm down. I'll go talk to him now."
"Legolas.Are you all right?"
"Yes mother. I am just thinking."
"Of Admora?"
".Yes"
"What is it?"
"I don't want to talk about it now."
"All right. Some other day?"
"Yes, some other day." **********
"Admora? OK, we have to talk now. What happened this morning? Was it Legolas? What did he write?"
"Oh Arwen. HE hates me! I.I can't hate him back though. I love him."
"It's OK. Don't start crying now. I'm sure he is just confused with all that is going on."
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to talk right now."
"That's all right. Later then. You have to rest anyway. Your training begins tomorrow and so do your healing lessons."
"Yeah. Thanks for trying anyway."
"Goodnight, and by the way, if you ever expect to go out with a decent elf, you better learn to sleep like one."
"Get out!"
"Bye!"
When Arwen left, Admora went to the window. It was a full moon.beautiful. Within a few minutes she saw Arwen outside, but with someone: Aragorn! "Ooh la la. At least I go out with elves unlike this little one, but they really like each other. Hmmm." She started to sing:
Now morn is here Yet still I fear Of the wonders of the night But fear no more And lost of yore Are the fears of night Once upon a summer light
Day is gone And night has won The valiant fight, The fight over the sky as morning light begins to die I gather all the courage of my might Once upon a summer night
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And now I sing of wondrous songs For though the light is gone My friend is here No longer do I fear We have won the fight Over the summer night.
Legolas had thought it out. He didn't hate Admora.he couldn't. He had loved her and always would. He had to apologize to her sooner or later. ***********************
"Admora, this is a very important decision. You have a choice of three weapons: daggers, the whip, or the ax. You have already been trained in archery and in using the sword, but now you must choose you main weapon."
"I shall take the daggers. They are light. Though they are harder to use for I must also learn to use my elven powers to retrieve them, but I am up to the challenge."
"Let the training begin."
For days and weeks Admora practiced fighting and expanding her healing powers. By the end of one month, she had almost perfected everything to Elrond's surprise.
"You are doing extremely well Admora. You are a fast learner. Also, I have received another letter, but I believe you will look forward to seeing this one."
"Thank you master Elrond."
Once again Admora went outside to read her letter. It was starting to get cold out, but Elrond's training had made Admora immune to almost all physical pains and discomforts. She opened the letter and read:
"Dear Admora, We have found out the most wonderful news. The guards have been keeping watch everywhere and certain spies were out to find any news of why the orcs were here. We have found out that they believe you are dead! They do not know of you existence. We have suggested to Elrond that you come home by the and of this week. We have missed you so much. No one is to know of your existence though except for those who currently know. Do not write back though, for we fear the letter will be intercepted and danger will occur. We will see you soon.
With all our Love Your aunt and uncle."
Admora could not believe it. She was literally jumping for joy after reading the words. She could return home now.but what about Legolas?
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"Legolas, I have good news."
"What is it mother?"
"We have just found out that the orcs are not here to get Admora. They are here because of some other evil force.something I fear the worst of, but anyway, Admora is thought to be dead by the orcs, but we cannot let them know of her existence."
"No. NO! Mother I have made a heinous mistake! I.I told her I hated her! No!No!NO!"
"Legolas! Calm down! She is a kind girl, and I have seen the look in her eyes when she looks at you. She will not your friendship be thrown away like that. She understands."
"I must apologize though."
"Legolas, calm down."
"All right. I'm breathing."
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"Are you all packed?"
"Yes, and thank you Arwen and Aragorn for helping."
"No problem. We are like sisters Admora, and Aragorn here will be riding by you side for he is heading in your direction."
"Yes, and I will be happy to keep you company."
"Why thank you."
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"Elrond, I know not how to thank you for all you have done."
"It has been my pleasure to help and train you. I would like you to have this. I have just had it made. A pair of daggers to protect you on this journey and wherever you may go. They are light as feathers, strong as steel, and beautiful like the stars. They are yours to keep."
"Thank you so much!" Admora cried as she gave Elrond and Arwen a hug. "I will not forget this and everything else."
"Goodbye. You and Aragorn must ride now. We will meet again. Goodbye!"
"Good bye and thank you both once again."
With that, Admora and Aragorn rode back towards Mirkwood. Not in a rush, but with joy, for she was returning home. If only she knew what to expect ..if only.
OK I'm tired just pleeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssse review. And by the way..never mind..(Mwahahahhahahah)
I don't have one of my other weirdo beginnings that I usually have this time but, I found something in March's Game Informer that had me laughing my head off for reasons I don't know.I mean it's not even that funny. I think it was just one of those moments when I temporarily lose my mind. Well here it is.
"A midget, a dirtbag, and a pretty boy walk into a bar. The midget, carrying a big axe, orders a shot of Goldschlager. The dirtbag, carrying a large sword, orders a shot of Jagermeister. When he gets to the pretty boy with the pointy ears, the bartender asks, 'Would you like a shot, too?' The pretty boy says 'Sure,' pulls out his bow and an arrow, and caps the bartender right between the eyes. That really happened."
Yup. I think this is hilarious just because it has something to do with Legolas. That is the conclusion that I have come to. For those of you who actually love my usual authors note, and think this is a pathetic excuse for one, review. Just review and I will think of more author's notes with the help of my friend, and fellow weirdo (no offense), Kronc's Girl. Thank you and have a good day. (Oh my gosh! This is the worst beginning I have ever had! I am sooooooooooooo ashamed of myself. Look away, I am not worthy of being treated like an equal.I must be treated as the SUPERIOR! MWAHAHAHAHAH! OK, Let the story begin, and please someone that I don't know review and afterwards, get your friends to review pleeeaaaaaassssseeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Admora, I have not seen you in so long," cried Arwen as she gave her a hug. "I have missed you so much. Are you OK? I saw you crying. I believe these are yours." She handed the letters to Admora, and could see the pain returning to Admora's eyes as she looked at the letters.
"I.I don't want them, but that is news I do not want to speak of, I have missed you also. Let us talk now"
"Yes Let us talk, but first, it seems as if you have forgotten someone." They both turned to Aragorn. Once again his eyes shone as he saw Arwen.
"I believe someone has an infatuation with you Princess Arwen," whispered Admora.
"Oh! Be quiet! I'll talk to you tonight when you feel better, and aren't so annoying okay?"
"OK. I have to talk to your father anyway. I'll just leave you to get acquainted with Aragorn." Admora answered in a mocking tone.
"Be quiet!"
"Ooh la la!"
"Hmph"
"Mwah. Mwah. Kiss. Kiss!" and she giggled away forgetting her troubles for the moment and leaving the princess Arwen quite pissed.
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"Lord Elrond?"
"Admora, I have been expecting you again. I guess you have found out that you will be staying with us for a while."
"Yes, and I must thank you again for being so kind as to take me in on such short notice and that you have and will be doing for me."
"No need. It is my pleasure, and I believe Arwen will enjoy your companion- ship."
"Thank you." ******
"Dear, do you think they have received our letter? What if the orcs got hold of it? What if they've found out where she is? Oh My! What if."
"Calm down dear. Everything will be all right. I believe you must worry about your son right now. He does not seem himself."
"Yes, I must calm down. I'll go talk to him now."
"Legolas.Are you all right?"
"Yes mother. I am just thinking."
"Of Admora?"
".Yes"
"What is it?"
"I don't want to talk about it now."
"All right. Some other day?"
"Yes, some other day." **********
"Admora? OK, we have to talk now. What happened this morning? Was it Legolas? What did he write?"
"Oh Arwen. HE hates me! I.I can't hate him back though. I love him."
"It's OK. Don't start crying now. I'm sure he is just confused with all that is going on."
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to talk right now."
"That's all right. Later then. You have to rest anyway. Your training begins tomorrow and so do your healing lessons."
"Yeah. Thanks for trying anyway."
"Goodnight, and by the way, if you ever expect to go out with a decent elf, you better learn to sleep like one."
"Get out!"
"Bye!"
When Arwen left, Admora went to the window. It was a full moon.beautiful. Within a few minutes she saw Arwen outside, but with someone: Aragorn! "Ooh la la. At least I go out with elves unlike this little one, but they really like each other. Hmmm." She started to sing:
Now morn is here Yet still I fear Of the wonders of the night But fear no more And lost of yore Are the fears of night Once upon a summer light
Day is gone And night has won The valiant fight, The fight over the sky as morning light begins to die I gather all the courage of my might Once upon a summer night
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And now I sing of wondrous songs For though the light is gone My friend is here No longer do I fear We have won the fight Over the summer night.
Legolas had thought it out. He didn't hate Admora.he couldn't. He had loved her and always would. He had to apologize to her sooner or later. ***********************
"Admora, this is a very important decision. You have a choice of three weapons: daggers, the whip, or the ax. You have already been trained in archery and in using the sword, but now you must choose you main weapon."
"I shall take the daggers. They are light. Though they are harder to use for I must also learn to use my elven powers to retrieve them, but I am up to the challenge."
"Let the training begin."
For days and weeks Admora practiced fighting and expanding her healing powers. By the end of one month, she had almost perfected everything to Elrond's surprise.
"You are doing extremely well Admora. You are a fast learner. Also, I have received another letter, but I believe you will look forward to seeing this one."
"Thank you master Elrond."
Once again Admora went outside to read her letter. It was starting to get cold out, but Elrond's training had made Admora immune to almost all physical pains and discomforts. She opened the letter and read:
"Dear Admora, We have found out the most wonderful news. The guards have been keeping watch everywhere and certain spies were out to find any news of why the orcs were here. We have found out that they believe you are dead! They do not know of you existence. We have suggested to Elrond that you come home by the and of this week. We have missed you so much. No one is to know of your existence though except for those who currently know. Do not write back though, for we fear the letter will be intercepted and danger will occur. We will see you soon.
With all our Love Your aunt and uncle."
Admora could not believe it. She was literally jumping for joy after reading the words. She could return home now.but what about Legolas?
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"Legolas, I have good news."
"What is it mother?"
"We have just found out that the orcs are not here to get Admora. They are here because of some other evil force.something I fear the worst of, but anyway, Admora is thought to be dead by the orcs, but we cannot let them know of her existence."
"No. NO! Mother I have made a heinous mistake! I.I told her I hated her! No!No!NO!"
"Legolas! Calm down! She is a kind girl, and I have seen the look in her eyes when she looks at you. She will not your friendship be thrown away like that. She understands."
"I must apologize though."
"Legolas, calm down."
"All right. I'm breathing."
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"Are you all packed?"
"Yes, and thank you Arwen and Aragorn for helping."
"No problem. We are like sisters Admora, and Aragorn here will be riding by you side for he is heading in your direction."
"Yes, and I will be happy to keep you company."
"Why thank you."
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"Elrond, I know not how to thank you for all you have done."
"It has been my pleasure to help and train you. I would like you to have this. I have just had it made. A pair of daggers to protect you on this journey and wherever you may go. They are light as feathers, strong as steel, and beautiful like the stars. They are yours to keep."
"Thank you so much!" Admora cried as she gave Elrond and Arwen a hug. "I will not forget this and everything else."
"Goodbye. You and Aragorn must ride now. We will meet again. Goodbye!"
"Good bye and thank you both once again."
With that, Admora and Aragorn rode back towards Mirkwood. Not in a rush, but with joy, for she was returning home. If only she knew what to expect ..if only.
OK I'm tired just pleeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssse review. And by the way..never mind..(Mwahahahhahahah)