Authors Note: Hi! I had the most wonderful day today, that is until. let
me start from the beginning.
Well, you remember that deadly weather project that kept me from
posting for a while, well it counts for a third of my grade and. I got a
100! Yes the perfect beginning to a nice sunny warm day. Well, at least it
was the perfect beginning to a day. Everything was fine for the rest of
the day I got a math test back, not a hundred, but not a failing grade.
Everything was great until that afternoon. I got an SS test that had an
essay which I had no idea how to write, and then, the worst part of my day.
I got my class pictures back. To sum it up, I had Carmen SanDiego's hair
(yes, the major wave covering half my face) and looked, how should I say,
porkulant. My cheeks are like blown out. I look like a chipmunk.
OK NOW FOR A HAPPIER AND IN MY MIND FUNNIER NOTE: Long ago (in December), we were having PJ day in school (So fun. we were sliding down the halls in our socks running errands while the rest of the school had to watch a movie). Well, before we were sliding the hallways, we watched a movie called Christmas shoes (so sad). After the depressing movie we wanted to have fun and when we shut the VCR off a soap opera appeared on TV. We started to pretend we were soap opera stars and then made up our own Silly ones. And now, I present to you the "Bob? How could you?" Soap opera.
"Jerry, I'm sorry I.I didn't mean to."
"How could you?"
"I'm sorry. I love him! I love Bob"
"Bob! The Builder?"
"Yes! He's a builder"
"My brother!"
"You're brother!?"
"Who else?"
"Schmanda."
"The Muffin man?"
"Yes the muffin man!"
"I love them I tell you! I love them!"
"I can't believe you! *smack!*" "How could you?"
"How could you!"
"(inhale)"
"(inhale) yourself!"
"Oohhh!"
"Leave now and never return."
"NO!"
"Mwahahahahahahahaha!"
"You're not Jerry!"
"Yes, I am actually Bob."
"The builder!"
"Yes the builder."
.."Tune in next time for another edition of, "Bob? How could you?" next time on (sing) Z.W.X.E."
OK was the great or what! Ah! me, myself, and my other crazy self are so funny. Hehehehehe! (Actually it was really pathetic, but I need something like that to cheer me up, and Bloomey pictures Hehe)
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"Admora, Welcome back! We have missed you so much!"
"And I have missed you all too!" Admora exclaimed dropping her bags and giving both her "aunt and uncle" a hug. " I am glad to be back."
"And you should, though we should warn you that danger is near."
" I know of the danger, but this is my home and I will not let evil preside."
"Well anyway," Legolas' mother interrupted, "We deserve a feast for this special occasion. Admora, we have made you new clothes in your room. You may go now and freshen up. Legolas, go with her!"
"Into the shower! Mother! I would never expect that from you!"
"No, NO! Bring Admora's bags into her room." She answered winking.
"Oh my gosh you know!" Legolas though to himself turning pink and then red.
"Hurry up now. Legolas, are you coming up with something. You look quite flushed. You're as red as a beet," his mother answered stifling a laugh and turning red herself from the effort. "You better go change too."
"Yes mother." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas dropped Admora's bag in her room when they came. " How you ever wondered why we are not permitted in that one room, Legolas?"
"Not really. Anyway, we better hurry. Dinner is in two hours and you still have to unpack."
"Yes mother." She replied in mocking tone. Legolas gave her yet another kiss. Waved goodbye, and closed the door as he exited. Admora was ecstatic. She quickly unpacked what she had and quickly took a shower. She afterwards put on a simple yet elegant gown that her aunt had made for her. She then ran down the hallway to Legolas' room surprised at what she found. He had left his door open. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas was looking into his mirror, shirtless, and singing to his reflection, while holding a brush, and flexing his muscles at himself.. (To Amazing Grace) "I love myself, my gorgeous self, my hair, my eyes, my bod. My hair it is so bright, it shines just like a light, I can't believe my eyes." No this was not the end.if only.if only. "You are so beautiful to meeeeeeeeeeee. Yes you are so beautiful to me, can't you seeeeeee. You're everything I ever wanted. You're everything I'll ever need. Yes you are so beautiful toooooo meeeeeeeeeeee." Admora could barely hold in her laughter, but she had to, at least for this last song. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for Admora." (yes, at this moment Legolas is jumping on his bed and singing) "Oh really Legolas?" While in mid air, he freezes, and turns as red as a red M&M, and for the perfect finale, falls off the bed, tumbles, and lands right in front of Admora. "Admora! I.I didn't see you!" he answered as he scrambled with his sheets to cover himself. "I don't believe you did. Nice six pack though." Legolas examined himself and replied " Why thank you. I like to give myself credit for working out everyday." "Umm hmm! Yeah, I think you should close the door next time before you blind someone, or traumatize them for life. I mean, I can handle it, but some other girls might not be able to. Some girls such as Colgate, or Crissy, or what's her name, the annoying one, wait, that doesn't help that much. They were all annoying."
"Oh you're just jealous!"
"Jealous because you had a bunch of asinine girls as friends, while I had mostly as least half witted boys as friends? I think not. Hey!" Legolas had thrown a pillow into her face.
"Get out I need to change."
"Fine!" as Admora walked out she mimicked him in her best deep sexy voice. "I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, too sexy FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!!!" She ran out of his room laughing on the top of her lungs. ********
Mwahhahahaha (This is put in for Gimlilovr. As you can see it does not go with anything at all, except for my other author notes, but still it doesn't go. OK I have to give credit. THIS IS COWRITTEN BY WABALOO. ~HI~) (~~~~~~~~~ Record Scratch ~~~~~)
Gimli: Hey! Hellooooooo! Remember me? Yeah I'm the devastatingly handsome dwarf who.ISN'T IN THIS STORY ENOUGH BECAUSE OF THE STUPID ELVENFARIE!!!! Um hum. If you're reading. I.I didn't mean stupid, I meant . criminally ingenious. BUT YOU'RE NOT SO MWAHAHAHAH!!! It all started when I jumped out of a hole and was born, wait, was I born out of a hole? I couldn't tell my mother from my father. What if I didn't have a mother? What if I had two fathers! They both had beards! AHHHHHH! Dirty thoughts EEEK! Oh gosh, talking about this makes me depressed. Moving on. At the tender age of two, my peach fuzz occurred. When I was three, I had a full-grown beard, and man did the chicks dig it! Ha get it? Dig it, dwarves dig! Haha. (clears throat) it also made the other guys jealous. OK, enough of my life, time to tear this dumb story in half and take it hostage. *Creeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa* (Sorry! I don't know how to write these sounds!) Got my ax in one hand. Got the story in the other. Time to write a ransom note. "dear eLvenfarie, i want more recOgnition in this Story. givE it oR you'll never get any reviewS for the rest of this story and every other chapter yoU have! mwahahahaha. you Can never Katch mE. time to Run." Don't you love my subliminal notes. Take out all the capitalized letters =LOSER & SUCKER! Time to run! OH Cra*!
ElvenFarie: What the *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* are you doing to my *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* story! You *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* (Use your imagination. Fill in whatever you want. Remember though this is rated G , but it didn't say I couldn't let you guys and gals to make R)
Gimli: Time to run!
ElvenFarie: Come back here you fat shrimp!
Gimli: Oh no you didn't!
ElevenFarie: Oh yes I did!
(Gimli and ElvenFarie begin to fight. Suddenly ElvenFarie grows fifty feet tall) GIMLI! I AM THE SUPERIOR OF THIS STORY! GVIE ME THE REST OF THE STORY OR ELSE!
(Gimli hands the paper back while shaking in fear.)
Gimli: You Evil Doer! (ElvenFarie flicks him away) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Splat)
ElvenFarie: (shrinking back to normal) hmph! Good riddens! (this is really funny. I just did this in real life to my little brother, but he didn't go "SPLAT" and he's now crying.) How in the world does he know what subliminal means and at the same time spell catch with a "K". Anywho, (Hehe) Back to the story, just let me tape this back up.
TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE **** From that evening on and for the rest of the week, Admora had a great time, forgetting her troubles and spending time with Legolas. The days went by and everything was wonderful until the news was given. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Admora was sitting in Legolas' room waiting for him to come. He had told her to wait for him there so he could tell her something. He came into the room now holding a letter and a sheet of paper written in his elegant handwriting.
"What did you want to tell me Legolas?"
"OK. You know my birthday is coming up, right?"
"Yes, yes, January 13. 2900 years old right?"
"You remember!"
"Yes I do. Do you remember mine?"
"Anyway, my parents are allowing me to have a ball. I'm allowed to invite whoever I want."
"Can I see the list?"
"No. Hey!" Legolas was too slow. Admora grabbed the note from his hand, but mot the letter. She read each name on the list as Legolas stood to the side pouting.
"Is this list finished?"
"Yeah, why is that?"
"Well, they're all girls. Colgate, Chrissy, Vanicia, must I go on? Everyone but Androme (An-droh-mei not An-drome)."
"So?"
"Yeah and I believe you left someone out."
"No I didn't."
"So, I'm not invited? Is that why you refused to show me the list? Hmm?"
"What?"
"I'm not on the list."
"Well.that's because I wanted to invite you in person, and you live with me so I can invite you anytime."
"Really?"
"Yeah, anyway, this letter is for you. It's from your godmother, Galadriel, in Lothlorien. My mother wants to talk to you when you finish."
"Thanks," Admora answered as Legolas handed her the letter. He kissed her on the cheek and said he was sorry and that he would make it up to her. He left the room at let her read the letter.
" Dear Admora, Danger is near in Mirkwood, and as your godmother, I am to take care of you. You are to come here and stay with me for a while. You are not to ride though, since danger is too near. The queen will tell you how to get here. Do not worry, I know that you do not want to leave, but I only want to see you for a while. If you want, you may stay here, but if I am not happy of the way you are being raised, I will keep you here in Lothlorien. I will see you soon. With love, You're godmother Galadriel"
"I'll go ask my aunt now to see what I am to do," Admora thought to herself. She had to leave again, but at least this time she was just visiting. She opened the door and found her aunt. `````````````````````````
"Admora, I see you have gotten the letter," she said as she pointed at the letter Admora held.
"Yes, but I do not understand. How am I to get there if I am not to ride?"
"Admora, this is only temporary. Follow me and I will answer your question."
Admora followed. The two of them walked down the hall to the door. The one door Admora and Legolas had not been allowed to enter.
"The reason you and Legolas were not allowed in her is because it is a portal. It leads to Lothlorien only. We were afraid that you might somehow tumble into it and get lost. You are to leave tomorrow. I do not know what else to say, Galadriel will determine how long you are to stay. You will not be making this journey alone though. I will be going with you. Come now, it is dinner time and your uncle and Legolas have yet to know."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They waited until the end of dinner to tell the news. As Legolas' mother was about to announce that they were leaving, Legolas jumped up and started to talk.
"My dearest mother and father,"
"*cough* suck up *cough*"
"I have come to a conclusion that I want a ball for my upcoming birthday. Here is the list of people I want to invite." Legolas went on ignoring Admora's remark and handing the long list to his mother and father. It hit Admora then. Was she going to miss Legolas' Birthday party while in Lothlorien?
"Legolas, we are fine with this list, but you seem to have left Admora out."
"It's been pointed out before, and my remark to that is that I wish to invite Admora in person. Admora, would you like to come to my birthday party on Saturday the 13th of January at 5 o'clock to whatever time you please."
Admora looked toward her aunt. She could not answer now, but luckily her aunt came to the rescue.
"Legolas dear, I have news to announce before Admora is to answer. Admora and I will be going to Lothlorien. It is the wish of Admora's godmother to see her again."
"Is she going to miss my party?"
"No, I will make sure that she is able to return in time. I am sure we will not be gone longer than a week and your birthday is not until two."
"Then in that case, I will be attending your party with pleasure Legolas."
Legolas smiled and was tempted to hug Admora at that second, but caught himself in time. He just smiled and sat back down.
Later that evening, Admora began to pack once again. Legolas joined. She would be leaving the next morning.
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OK this is a horrible ending. What am I saying! It's a horrible chapter. Well, it's because I'm sort of writing it in secret. My parents have a problem with me using the computer when it's not for homework. Actually they have a problem with me doing anything that involves me having fun. They come up with the worst excuses. "You can't go anywhere because it's raining." And " You went somewhere last week so you're not allowed to go anywhere until next month." Anyway, I have to thank Mrs. Demon, I mean Damon as in Matt Damon (I think I should of stayed with the first one and this is only an alias for a friend. I don't know Matt Damon or anyone related to him. If I did I would be in a few movies right now and I wouldn't be writing this story on my parent's computer secretly.) She was the one who came up with the lyrics that Legolas sings to "Amazing Grace", which by the way I didn't write. I also have to thank Wabaloo for thinking of the song "You Are So Beautiful" (I'm sorry if this is not the name of the song. I didn't come up with the song, and I don't know its title) and I also don't own "I'm too Sexy" which I'm not even sure if this is the title. OK and if I need a disclaimer on every chapter I'm sorry I didn't know, but I would never take credit for JRR Tolkien's work. It's way too good to be counted as mine. Onto other business. Thank you to all of you who have reviewed. Also I would like to take this time to advertise my friends story. She hasn't exactly posted it yet, because she can't think of a title, but read her story. Her name's EmeraldDragon. It's a LOTR story too. She has the same weird sense of humor as I do, most of the time, and is also known as Kronc's Girl. Yeah, so just read her story, but not until you read mine! She's a better writer than I am and I'm afraid once you read my story, the few of you who like it will never read mine again and say things like "I can't believe I use to read ElvenFarie's dumb story. EmeraldDragon's is so much better." OK I know this is long note but I have so much to say. To save you from the pain of reading anymore horrendous stuff, I would like to end with a fact about myself in the rest of the chapters since my bio doesn't tell you that much, and what it does tell you, you probably already know from reading my story. OK.
I have cankles (what are cankles you ask? When your ankles are the same size as your calves, I'm sorry but you also have cankles.) For some odd reason, when I am reading what I right, I think in some sort of English accent, even though if you were ever to see me you would know right away that I wasn't English. I think it's because I am in love with the entire cast of LOTR (except Wormtongue that is. I found out that he.is.the.voice.of.CHUCKIE!! The friggin son of a **** doll that has traumatized me for life along with my aunts and uncles telling me that Barney ate a person when I saw the guy wearing the costume's head inside Barney's mouth!) OK. Enough. I'm wasting your preeeecccccioooousssssssssss time, little hobbitsies. Jussssssstttttt revvviiiewwwwww or elssssseee ElllveeeeeennnFAaaarie getssss madsssiessss and neeveer writessssssss aaaaggggaaaainsiesssssss. (mwahahahhahah)
OK NOW FOR A HAPPIER AND IN MY MIND FUNNIER NOTE: Long ago (in December), we were having PJ day in school (So fun. we were sliding down the halls in our socks running errands while the rest of the school had to watch a movie). Well, before we were sliding the hallways, we watched a movie called Christmas shoes (so sad). After the depressing movie we wanted to have fun and when we shut the VCR off a soap opera appeared on TV. We started to pretend we were soap opera stars and then made up our own Silly ones. And now, I present to you the "Bob? How could you?" Soap opera.
"Jerry, I'm sorry I.I didn't mean to."
"How could you?"
"I'm sorry. I love him! I love Bob"
"Bob! The Builder?"
"Yes! He's a builder"
"My brother!"
"You're brother!?"
"Who else?"
"Schmanda."
"The Muffin man?"
"Yes the muffin man!"
"I love them I tell you! I love them!"
"I can't believe you! *smack!*" "How could you?"
"How could you!"
"(inhale)"
"(inhale) yourself!"
"Oohhh!"
"Leave now and never return."
"NO!"
"Mwahahahahahahahaha!"
"You're not Jerry!"
"Yes, I am actually Bob."
"The builder!"
"Yes the builder."
.."Tune in next time for another edition of, "Bob? How could you?" next time on (sing) Z.W.X.E."
OK was the great or what! Ah! me, myself, and my other crazy self are so funny. Hehehehehe! (Actually it was really pathetic, but I need something like that to cheer me up, and Bloomey pictures Hehe)
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"Admora, Welcome back! We have missed you so much!"
"And I have missed you all too!" Admora exclaimed dropping her bags and giving both her "aunt and uncle" a hug. " I am glad to be back."
"And you should, though we should warn you that danger is near."
" I know of the danger, but this is my home and I will not let evil preside."
"Well anyway," Legolas' mother interrupted, "We deserve a feast for this special occasion. Admora, we have made you new clothes in your room. You may go now and freshen up. Legolas, go with her!"
"Into the shower! Mother! I would never expect that from you!"
"No, NO! Bring Admora's bags into her room." She answered winking.
"Oh my gosh you know!" Legolas though to himself turning pink and then red.
"Hurry up now. Legolas, are you coming up with something. You look quite flushed. You're as red as a beet," his mother answered stifling a laugh and turning red herself from the effort. "You better go change too."
"Yes mother." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas dropped Admora's bag in her room when they came. " How you ever wondered why we are not permitted in that one room, Legolas?"
"Not really. Anyway, we better hurry. Dinner is in two hours and you still have to unpack."
"Yes mother." She replied in mocking tone. Legolas gave her yet another kiss. Waved goodbye, and closed the door as he exited. Admora was ecstatic. She quickly unpacked what she had and quickly took a shower. She afterwards put on a simple yet elegant gown that her aunt had made for her. She then ran down the hallway to Legolas' room surprised at what she found. He had left his door open. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas was looking into his mirror, shirtless, and singing to his reflection, while holding a brush, and flexing his muscles at himself.. (To Amazing Grace) "I love myself, my gorgeous self, my hair, my eyes, my bod. My hair it is so bright, it shines just like a light, I can't believe my eyes." No this was not the end.if only.if only. "You are so beautiful to meeeeeeeeeeee. Yes you are so beautiful to me, can't you seeeeeee. You're everything I ever wanted. You're everything I'll ever need. Yes you are so beautiful toooooo meeeeeeeeeeee." Admora could barely hold in her laughter, but she had to, at least for this last song. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for Admora." (yes, at this moment Legolas is jumping on his bed and singing) "Oh really Legolas?" While in mid air, he freezes, and turns as red as a red M&M, and for the perfect finale, falls off the bed, tumbles, and lands right in front of Admora. "Admora! I.I didn't see you!" he answered as he scrambled with his sheets to cover himself. "I don't believe you did. Nice six pack though." Legolas examined himself and replied " Why thank you. I like to give myself credit for working out everyday." "Umm hmm! Yeah, I think you should close the door next time before you blind someone, or traumatize them for life. I mean, I can handle it, but some other girls might not be able to. Some girls such as Colgate, or Crissy, or what's her name, the annoying one, wait, that doesn't help that much. They were all annoying."
"Oh you're just jealous!"
"Jealous because you had a bunch of asinine girls as friends, while I had mostly as least half witted boys as friends? I think not. Hey!" Legolas had thrown a pillow into her face.
"Get out I need to change."
"Fine!" as Admora walked out she mimicked him in her best deep sexy voice. "I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, too sexy FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!!!" She ran out of his room laughing on the top of her lungs. ********
Mwahhahahaha (This is put in for Gimlilovr. As you can see it does not go with anything at all, except for my other author notes, but still it doesn't go. OK I have to give credit. THIS IS COWRITTEN BY WABALOO. ~HI~) (~~~~~~~~~ Record Scratch ~~~~~)
Gimli: Hey! Hellooooooo! Remember me? Yeah I'm the devastatingly handsome dwarf who.ISN'T IN THIS STORY ENOUGH BECAUSE OF THE STUPID ELVENFARIE!!!! Um hum. If you're reading. I.I didn't mean stupid, I meant . criminally ingenious. BUT YOU'RE NOT SO MWAHAHAHAH!!! It all started when I jumped out of a hole and was born, wait, was I born out of a hole? I couldn't tell my mother from my father. What if I didn't have a mother? What if I had two fathers! They both had beards! AHHHHHH! Dirty thoughts EEEK! Oh gosh, talking about this makes me depressed. Moving on. At the tender age of two, my peach fuzz occurred. When I was three, I had a full-grown beard, and man did the chicks dig it! Ha get it? Dig it, dwarves dig! Haha. (clears throat) it also made the other guys jealous. OK, enough of my life, time to tear this dumb story in half and take it hostage. *Creeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa* (Sorry! I don't know how to write these sounds!) Got my ax in one hand. Got the story in the other. Time to write a ransom note. "dear eLvenfarie, i want more recOgnition in this Story. givE it oR you'll never get any reviewS for the rest of this story and every other chapter yoU have! mwahahahaha. you Can never Katch mE. time to Run." Don't you love my subliminal notes. Take out all the capitalized letters =LOSER & SUCKER! Time to run! OH Cra*!
ElvenFarie: What the *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* are you doing to my *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* story! You *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* (Use your imagination. Fill in whatever you want. Remember though this is rated G , but it didn't say I couldn't let you guys and gals to make R)
Gimli: Time to run!
ElvenFarie: Come back here you fat shrimp!
Gimli: Oh no you didn't!
ElevenFarie: Oh yes I did!
(Gimli and ElvenFarie begin to fight. Suddenly ElvenFarie grows fifty feet tall) GIMLI! I AM THE SUPERIOR OF THIS STORY! GVIE ME THE REST OF THE STORY OR ELSE!
(Gimli hands the paper back while shaking in fear.)
Gimli: You Evil Doer! (ElvenFarie flicks him away) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Splat)
ElvenFarie: (shrinking back to normal) hmph! Good riddens! (this is really funny. I just did this in real life to my little brother, but he didn't go "SPLAT" and he's now crying.) How in the world does he know what subliminal means and at the same time spell catch with a "K". Anywho, (Hehe) Back to the story, just let me tape this back up.
TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE **** From that evening on and for the rest of the week, Admora had a great time, forgetting her troubles and spending time with Legolas. The days went by and everything was wonderful until the news was given. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Admora was sitting in Legolas' room waiting for him to come. He had told her to wait for him there so he could tell her something. He came into the room now holding a letter and a sheet of paper written in his elegant handwriting.
"What did you want to tell me Legolas?"
"OK. You know my birthday is coming up, right?"
"Yes, yes, January 13. 2900 years old right?"
"You remember!"
"Yes I do. Do you remember mine?"
"Anyway, my parents are allowing me to have a ball. I'm allowed to invite whoever I want."
"Can I see the list?"
"No. Hey!" Legolas was too slow. Admora grabbed the note from his hand, but mot the letter. She read each name on the list as Legolas stood to the side pouting.
"Is this list finished?"
"Yeah, why is that?"
"Well, they're all girls. Colgate, Chrissy, Vanicia, must I go on? Everyone but Androme (An-droh-mei not An-drome)."
"So?"
"Yeah and I believe you left someone out."
"No I didn't."
"So, I'm not invited? Is that why you refused to show me the list? Hmm?"
"What?"
"I'm not on the list."
"Well.that's because I wanted to invite you in person, and you live with me so I can invite you anytime."
"Really?"
"Yeah, anyway, this letter is for you. It's from your godmother, Galadriel, in Lothlorien. My mother wants to talk to you when you finish."
"Thanks," Admora answered as Legolas handed her the letter. He kissed her on the cheek and said he was sorry and that he would make it up to her. He left the room at let her read the letter.
" Dear Admora, Danger is near in Mirkwood, and as your godmother, I am to take care of you. You are to come here and stay with me for a while. You are not to ride though, since danger is too near. The queen will tell you how to get here. Do not worry, I know that you do not want to leave, but I only want to see you for a while. If you want, you may stay here, but if I am not happy of the way you are being raised, I will keep you here in Lothlorien. I will see you soon. With love, You're godmother Galadriel"
"I'll go ask my aunt now to see what I am to do," Admora thought to herself. She had to leave again, but at least this time she was just visiting. She opened the door and found her aunt. `````````````````````````
"Admora, I see you have gotten the letter," she said as she pointed at the letter Admora held.
"Yes, but I do not understand. How am I to get there if I am not to ride?"
"Admora, this is only temporary. Follow me and I will answer your question."
Admora followed. The two of them walked down the hall to the door. The one door Admora and Legolas had not been allowed to enter.
"The reason you and Legolas were not allowed in her is because it is a portal. It leads to Lothlorien only. We were afraid that you might somehow tumble into it and get lost. You are to leave tomorrow. I do not know what else to say, Galadriel will determine how long you are to stay. You will not be making this journey alone though. I will be going with you. Come now, it is dinner time and your uncle and Legolas have yet to know."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They waited until the end of dinner to tell the news. As Legolas' mother was about to announce that they were leaving, Legolas jumped up and started to talk.
"My dearest mother and father,"
"*cough* suck up *cough*"
"I have come to a conclusion that I want a ball for my upcoming birthday. Here is the list of people I want to invite." Legolas went on ignoring Admora's remark and handing the long list to his mother and father. It hit Admora then. Was she going to miss Legolas' Birthday party while in Lothlorien?
"Legolas, we are fine with this list, but you seem to have left Admora out."
"It's been pointed out before, and my remark to that is that I wish to invite Admora in person. Admora, would you like to come to my birthday party on Saturday the 13th of January at 5 o'clock to whatever time you please."
Admora looked toward her aunt. She could not answer now, but luckily her aunt came to the rescue.
"Legolas dear, I have news to announce before Admora is to answer. Admora and I will be going to Lothlorien. It is the wish of Admora's godmother to see her again."
"Is she going to miss my party?"
"No, I will make sure that she is able to return in time. I am sure we will not be gone longer than a week and your birthday is not until two."
"Then in that case, I will be attending your party with pleasure Legolas."
Legolas smiled and was tempted to hug Admora at that second, but caught himself in time. He just smiled and sat back down.
Later that evening, Admora began to pack once again. Legolas joined. She would be leaving the next morning.
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OK this is a horrible ending. What am I saying! It's a horrible chapter. Well, it's because I'm sort of writing it in secret. My parents have a problem with me using the computer when it's not for homework. Actually they have a problem with me doing anything that involves me having fun. They come up with the worst excuses. "You can't go anywhere because it's raining." And " You went somewhere last week so you're not allowed to go anywhere until next month." Anyway, I have to thank Mrs. Demon, I mean Damon as in Matt Damon (I think I should of stayed with the first one and this is only an alias for a friend. I don't know Matt Damon or anyone related to him. If I did I would be in a few movies right now and I wouldn't be writing this story on my parent's computer secretly.) She was the one who came up with the lyrics that Legolas sings to "Amazing Grace", which by the way I didn't write. I also have to thank Wabaloo for thinking of the song "You Are So Beautiful" (I'm sorry if this is not the name of the song. I didn't come up with the song, and I don't know its title) and I also don't own "I'm too Sexy" which I'm not even sure if this is the title. OK and if I need a disclaimer on every chapter I'm sorry I didn't know, but I would never take credit for JRR Tolkien's work. It's way too good to be counted as mine. Onto other business. Thank you to all of you who have reviewed. Also I would like to take this time to advertise my friends story. She hasn't exactly posted it yet, because she can't think of a title, but read her story. Her name's EmeraldDragon. It's a LOTR story too. She has the same weird sense of humor as I do, most of the time, and is also known as Kronc's Girl. Yeah, so just read her story, but not until you read mine! She's a better writer than I am and I'm afraid once you read my story, the few of you who like it will never read mine again and say things like "I can't believe I use to read ElvenFarie's dumb story. EmeraldDragon's is so much better." OK I know this is long note but I have so much to say. To save you from the pain of reading anymore horrendous stuff, I would like to end with a fact about myself in the rest of the chapters since my bio doesn't tell you that much, and what it does tell you, you probably already know from reading my story. OK.
I have cankles (what are cankles you ask? When your ankles are the same size as your calves, I'm sorry but you also have cankles.) For some odd reason, when I am reading what I right, I think in some sort of English accent, even though if you were ever to see me you would know right away that I wasn't English. I think it's because I am in love with the entire cast of LOTR (except Wormtongue that is. I found out that he.is.the.voice.of.CHUCKIE!! The friggin son of a **** doll that has traumatized me for life along with my aunts and uncles telling me that Barney ate a person when I saw the guy wearing the costume's head inside Barney's mouth!) OK. Enough. I'm wasting your preeeecccccioooousssssssssss time, little hobbitsies. Jussssssstttttt revvviiiewwwwww or elssssseee ElllveeeeeennnFAaaarie getssss madsssiessss and neeveer writessssssss aaaaggggaaaainsiesssssss. (mwahahahhahah)