Chapter the second
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Geeta thought of how he could get away. He ran, but Bulma was catching up to him fast because Geeta coulden't run very fast in the house at all. "Please don't stab me, Bulma!!" He yelled. She still ran after him with an insane look upon her face. She finally managed to tackle dat Geeta. She pointed the knife at Geeta's throat and tried to stab but Vegeta caught her hand and began wrestling with it. "Bulma you'll really regret it if you stab me, and the eternal dragon can't bring me back again! I've already died twice." Veggie said. But in her insane rage she payed no attention to his plea. "PLEASE!!" He hollered. Then he got up enough strength and booted her off him. She went flying and landed on top of a table, hurting her back. She groaned. "Oops. I guess I used too much strength..." Vegeta said. The knife had flown from Bulma's hand and stuck into the wall. Vegeta knew Bulma woulden't be too happy about that. "You B@st@rd!!" Bulma hollered. Vegeta laughed at her. "Ha-Ah." He said. "Did you crack yourself in two? Because if you did I woulden't exactly cry at your funeral!!" Bulma gasped. "Uh.... I didn't mean it." Vegeta said. Bulma threw a lamp at him. "AAHH!" Geeta yelled, diving to avoid it. He went and grabbed the knife out of the wall. "I'll bet you won't bother me with THIS!!" Vegeta said. But Bulma just looked at what he was holding and bursted out with laughter. Veggie had pulled the handle of the knife out but the blade part remained stuck in the wall. "Sh*t on a shingle." Vegeta said. Bulma laughed and threw a china dish at Veggie's head. Geeta caught it. "Don't throw anymore stuff at me." He said. "O.K." Bulma replied. "All you had to do was ask nicely." Vegeta was shocked. He HAD been asking her nicely. "So, that's it? No more fighting?" Vegeta said. Was she trying to pull a fast one on him? "I don't trust you...." Vegeta said. He walked into the living room and turned on the T.V to a different channel. "Hey! I was watching that! I was exersizing!!" Bra whined. Vegeta mocked her. "Whine whine whine... oh, go and do it somewhere else." He said. Bra grabbed her tap out of the VCR and stormed up to her room. Geeta laughed. "Vegeta's horny!" Vegeta said. "I don't care, you @$$!" Bulma said. She was mad about clown college. But vegeta was so sexy looking in his GT clothes. Trunks came down and went into the kitchen to get a pastrie. "I wanna pastry!" Vegeta sang. Bulma gave him a pastry with strawberry topping and strawberry inside. He took a bite out of it. "Vegeta says Merci." Vegeta said and ate the pastry all up. It was very good. But he was afraid the sugar would come out on his hips. "What if Geeta gets fat from eating this pastry?" Vegeta said. "Well, I'm sure 'Geeta' won't get fat from eating the pastry." Bulma said. "You may be getting a potbelly and stuff but still I dont think this will matter." Vegeta growled. "GEETA NOT GETTING POTBELLY!! QUIT SAYING THAT TO VEGGIE!!" He said. He threw a big old fit. "AAGHSDFIAFUIHnihufnhihunofmoimnuyguygJIHDIUFNCABHUNGDSUGYBOXFEAWGYBONXXFEWG YNOXFEWNOHGYidsfgrhoixgydsanufxou!!" He yelled. He tore up the couch and ripped up the chair and pulled out a clump of Bulma's stringy hair. Bulma shreaked like a shrew. "Yes you are. Soon you're gonna be so fat that nobody wants you around." Bulma said. "Then you'll be an outcast, and you won't be able to train or fight anymore..." Geeta ripped out another clump of her hair. "Never say that to Geeta." He said. Bulma said it again so he ripped out more hair. Now her scalp was bleeding. "STOP IT!!!!" She hollered. "Or I'll do something horrible to you!!" Bulma hollered. Geeta laughed, as he noticed her scalp was bleeding. "Oops." He said. "OOPS MY @$$!!" Bulma hollered. She launched herself at Geeta. Geeta rolled out of the way. "No." He said. Bulma launched herself at him again and this time tackled him. "OUCH!!!" Vegeta yelled. "Hurts! HURTS!!" "Hurts my @$$!! I don't care if it hurts! You pulling out my hair when you get tempremental HURTS!! Now you listen here Veggie, I won't stand for it anymore!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta mocked her. "Nag Nag Nag." He said. "SAY YOU WON'T TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME ANYMORE AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!!!" Bulma hollered. Geeta shook his head. "No." He said. "SAY IT NOW!!" Bulma yelled. He still said no, so Bulma yanked a strand of his hair. "SAY IT!!" She yelled. "I'll never say it...." Vegeta chanted. "Fine then. Have it your way." Bulma said. She punched him in the face numerous times. Geeta was still silent. Bulma twisted his arm. "That doesen't HURT!!" He yelled. "O.K..." Bulma said. She began to think of ways to make him give in.
"Um.... I'll dump water in your face!!" She yelled. "And where is this glass of water?" Vegeta asked. He didn't see a glass of water so it didn't really scare him. Bulma growled and started to tickle dat Geeta. Geeta laughed and kicked his feet. After a while she stopped. "Are you going to say it NOW??!!" She asked. Geeta wiped his eyes, breathing hard. "I'll never give -" She satrted to tickle him again. He screamed. "O.K!! WE'RE NOT GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE AND I WILL NOT PULL OUT YOUR HAIR OR HURT YOU ANYMORE!!!" He hollered. Bulma stopped. "There." She said. Geeta booted her off. "Geeta still horny." He said. "Geeta can't have Bulma sex right now." Bulma said. Geeta growled. "O.K. I think I'll eat this pastry now." He said. He opened up the pastry and swallowed it. Bra then came down. "Mom? Dad? Trunks is trying to commit suicide again." She said. Bulma raced up the stairs. "TRUNKS!!" She yelled. Trunks had a noose attached to his neck and tied to the coat rack by the window. He was going to jump out the window. "NOOOO!!" Bulma yelled. Right before Trunks could jump she grabbed him. "Dont commit suicide!!" She yelled. Trunks looked down. "Why not? I have nothing to live for anymore." He said. "Why not?" Bulma asked. "Because Pan turned me down!!" Trunks said. He kicked Bulma against a wall and tried to jump again. This time Bra stopped him. "We're putting you in a shelter Trunks." Bulma said. Trunks's eyes widened. "SHELTER?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Somewhere were you won't try to hang yourself." Trunks groaned. "You think I'm a mental case, do you? Well, I'll kick you while your down!! I'll kill you in your sleep! I'll chop up your flesh and bury it!!" He said. "Oh, really. Come on." Bulma said. She grabbed Trunks's arm and drug him down the stairs. Geeta looked up. "What are you doing to our son?" He asked, as Trunks rolled to the bottom of the stairs all tattered and torn. "Take him to a shelter." Bulma said. "No. I don't want Trunks to go to a shelter." Veggie said. "Why does he need to go to a shelter?" Bulma brandished the noose he had tried to use to hang himself with. Veggie immedeantly ran over and grabbed Trunks. He flew out the roof.
It was about 1 hour until Vegeta flew back into the window. "Okay. He's in a-BULMA?" Geeta said. He saw she was crying on the couch. "Bulma? I took him to the shelter, so why are you whimpering again? I can't handle this." Vegeta said. "BECAUSE MY SON IS A MENTAL CASE!!!!" Bulma hollered. It took Vegeta a minute to realize that this was very true. "Well at least he's in a place where he can be protected." Vegeta said. He sat by Bulma on the couch. Bulma leaned against Geeta. "I need a break." She said. That gave Vegeta an idea. He could take Bulma on a vacation!! "That's it! I can take you on a vacation." Vegeta said. He stood up and began trying to recall places to take people. "No, Veggie. You've done enough." Bulma said. "No! I'm taking you to....uh.... I don't know where I'm taking you but I know it'll make you happy again!!" Veggie said. "Being happy won't bring my parents or Trunks back." Bulma said. "Being sad won't either." Geeta said. He grabbed a paper plate and scribbled a funny face on it. "Look. Funny Face. Funny face to cheer Bulma up." Vegeta said. Bulma looked at the funny face and cried harder. "It looks like DAD!!" She cried. "Uh.................How about this?" Geeta said. He floated up in the air and turned himself upside down. "See, isn't this funny?" He asked. Bulma said no, so Geeta did a flip. "Ta Daa!!" He said. Bulma cried harder. "You could have killed yourself!!" She said. "Uh..... how about this?" Vegeta put one of Bulma's sunhats on his head. "You look like a fag." She said. Vegeta tried everything but he coulden't seem to make Bulma happy. She just cried at everything and Veggie was getting tired of listening to it. "We can watch Red Skelton! He always makes me laugh!!" Vegeta said. "Yeah, but it's his FACE you laugh at! I get no humor out of it at all except that he slams his head inside a piano!!" Bulma cried. Geeta made a cute face. "We can snuggle?" Geeta asked. Bulma shook her head. "Cuddle?" Vegeta asked. There was a difference between snuggling and cuddling. Snuggling was intercourse, Cuddling was.....cuddling. Bulma shrugged. Geeta came over and sat by her and gave her a big Veggie hug. He hugged her so hard she thought her eyes would go rickocheing out of her head. Bulma hugged him back as hard as she could. Geeta layed down with her in his arms on the couch. "Time for Red Skelton!!!" He said. He turned on the T.V. But they were cutting off his Red Skelton for TELETHON!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Vegeta hollered to the heavens. "Why can't they just leave Red Skelton alone??!!" He wailed. He wailed as hard as he could. "I'm gonna make them put Red Skelton back on if it's the last thing I do!!" He said. "No! I won't let my husband go aroung killing people just because they do something you don't like!!!!" Bulma said. "You'll stay right here and cuddle with me." Geeta growled. "But we're not doing anything but laying here!! Please! I itch to beat someone up!!!" He said. Bulma filpped around in his arms and put her head under his chin. "You can't go anywhere without me, because if you push me in the floor I won't like it that much." She said. Vegeta growled. He hated it when she won over him. "Fine." He said. They lay there for a while in that same position. Finally Bra came in and saw this. "Dad?? Why is mom asleep on top of you? Did you guys make love?" She asked. "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!!" Vegeta hollered. Bra grabbed a glass of water and ran up to her room. Vegeta didn't want to wake Bulma up but he wanted to eat. "BRA!! BRING ME SOMETHING TO EAT!!" Vegeta yelled. "BITE ME!!" Bra hollered back. Geeta growled. "I WON'T GO SHOPPING WITH YOU ANYMORE!!" He hollered. Bra ran down the stairs and grabbed an apple for dat Geeta. "Thank you." Vegeta said, ignoring her look of hatred. Geeta pushed Bulma's head down and ate the apple. He threw the core behind him.
Bulma woke up about 15 minutes later and noticed she was still on top of Geeta. "Veggie?" Bulma asked, looking up. She saw Vegeta was wide awake and watching the T.V. He turned his head and faced her. "You fell asleep on me." He said. Bulma said, 'duh.' "Thank god you woke up. Veggie needed to go pee so bad I thought I would piss my pants!!!" Vegeta said. "TMI." was Bulma's reply. Geeta did his blinky thing to the bathroom. After he was done he saw Bulma rolled up in a ball on the couch. "What's your problem?" Vegeta asked. "I heard something outside!!" Bulma yelled. "Like a big CRACK or something! Then I heard a big old Bang!!" Vegeta cocked his head. He had no idea what she was talking about. "Please go and check it Veggie!!" Bulma said. "O.k, babe. But if I get shot I'd better get a darn good funeral." Veggie said. He stepped outside and saw a gang in front of their house. There were egg messes all over their house because they had been egging it and they had a gun. "Put the gun down!!" Vegeta said, freezing. The kids just laughed and egged his house one more time. "And what are you going to do about it old man?" One of the kids asked. Vegeta stepped closer to them. "Put the gun down, I said." He repeated. One of the kids pointed the gun at Geeta and began to shoot. Vegeta did fancy flips and things to avoid each bullet. He even had to do what looked like a little dance. The kids were astounded. One finally shot a bullet that came so close to Veggie's temple that he felt the heat. "You sh*theads!!" Vegeta said. He took to running. The kids, frightened, began to run themselves. Vegeta was catching up fast though. They finally led their chase into a dark alley where Vegeta lost sight of them. "Where are you punks?" Vegeta hollered. "Come out here right now!!" He got no reply so he began powering up to start blindly shooting ki blasts. But before he could do that something bashed him painfully on the head. Geeta fell to the ground with a huge welt on his head. "Wahhhhh...." He said. He grabbed at his head and squeezed his temples. He saw the gang standing over him. "You don't scare me. You may be able to bash me on the head with a brick but I'll NEVER surrender to you." He said. Then he smirked and began pulling himself to his feet. "Be still old man!!" said one kid. He shot at Geeta and the bullet grazed his side. Geeta cried out but it really didn't hurt that bad. "Give us some money!!" One kid said. "You live in Capsule Corporation so you must be rich!!" Vegeta gritted his teeth and attempted to stand again. This time he got another brick on the head. How were these mere HUMANS surpassing his saiyan strength? Vegeta struggled to keep conciousness. He then held up his hand and began blindly shooting ki blasts in every direction and hoped to hit one of the juveniles. He remembered doing this before when Bulma and he went to marriage counseling about 12 years ago and burning drugs in the fireplace. The drugs had attracted their enemy Ryo, who was a heavy stoner himself. He heard some of the kids die but some survived. It wasen't long until he felt another brick in the head.
Geeta regained conciousness somewhere unknown, or so he thought. Once he gained conciousness he saw Bulma standing over him. "Bulma-" He said. "Sshh..." said Bulma. She sat by him and took his hand in hers. She kissed it. "Did I get those kids?" Vegeta asked. "Yes you did!! But they grazed you with a bullet and hit you with bricks!!" Bulma said. She burst into tears and cried into that Geeta's hand. Vegeta blinked. Great. Just something ELSE to be sad about. People were trying to steal their money. "Who saved me?" Vegeta asked. "Me." Bulma said. " I followed you." Vegeta nodded and sat up. He shook his head free of fuzzyness. Bulma held up two fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" She asked my Geeta. Vegeta ignored her question and lay back down. "It's so hard to beleive that HUMANS did this to me." He said. "HUMANS." He grabbed his little bottle of water and took a long drink, but this got him looking at Bulma's tear-streaked face. "Bulma, I'm sorry things haven't been going so well for you." He said. Bulma nodded her answer. Vegeta sat up. "I need to go upstairs for a second. There's something I hafta do." He said. He started to walk out but Bulma stopped him. "Excuse me, Geeta, but you have a wife who'd like to know where you're headed off to." She said. "I'm gonna make reservations for our trip." Vegeta replied. He knew Bulma was going to say, 'what trip?' so he just continued. "I'm going to fly you and me to France without the kids or anyone else and we're gonna spend 3 beautiful days there. And if you say no then I'll drag you there kicking and screaming and I'll force it to be a fun time for the both of us." He said. Bulma just stared at him. Then her face broke into a huge smile and she gave him the most passionate hug she had given him in years. "Why Bulma....I didn't know you still had it in you." Vegeta said. Bulma rested her head on his shoulder. "On one condition.." She whispered into his ear. "Yesss..?" Vegeta said, averting his pupils tworeds her. "We fly on a PLANE to get there." Bulma finished. Vegeta stood there with wide eyes for a second and then toppled to the ground. "Veggie? Are you O.K?" Bulma asked. "Yes, but I've never flown on a plane before!" Vegeta said. He gulped. Bulma noticed his face was beet red. "Oh, come on Veggie. It's no different than when you fly...I don't think." "Yeah, but when I fly I don't.....do like a plane does. And I try to go straight up instead of slanting!! It'll be scary! And the landing...and what if we CRASH?!!" Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed his hand and helped him to stand up. "Vegeta, we won't crash. Just PROMISE me that tomorrow we'll get on the first plane to France?" She asked. Vegeta looked at the ground. Did he really want to do this? Did he really want to put his life in the hands of one stupid pilot that could be an old man with that disorder that makes you fall asleep? He shook that out of his head. "Uh...shure." He said. He gulped again. "Now I'm gonna go upstairs and make reservations for a hotel there."
Geeta had made reservations for the finest hotel in France that was located right next to the Moulin Rouge, a famous nightclub in Paris. He was exited about Paris but not about the plane. That was his problem. It was 12:00 AM at night, the lights were off in the room, and he was pacing up and down in front of the bed wondering if the next day would be his last. "Vegeta, go to sleep!! The plane ride will be just fine!!" Bulma said, trying to go to sleep. But with Vegeta's constant pacing and mumbling to himself it was nearly impossible. Bulma finally threw her houseshoe at him. "Get into bed and go to sleep!! The plane leaves at 10:00 AM so we hafta get up at at least 6:30 in the morning!!!" She said. But Vegeta didn't care about how long he had to sleep. That woulden't matter if he died the next day. "No!! I think maybe I'll...pack my suitcase?" Geeta asked. Bulma groaned. "But you already have packed your suitcase Veggie!! Just climb into bed!!" She said, her voice getting firmer. Vegeta played the scene of him diying in a plane crash over and over in his mind. He thought about deciding not to go but that would make Bulma even sadder!! He didn't want to do that at all. "I really seriously don't want to get on the plane but it will make you sad if I don't!!" Vegeta said. He crossed his arms over his chest and looked out the window. "It will also make me sad if you don't get into bed before I shoot you!!" Bulma said. Vegeta wasen't scared but he knew she meant buisness. So he took a tranquilizer and burned an inscense candle(Now how stupid is that at night) to help relaxe him and give him a better night's sleep. But at about 1:00 AM he was still wide awake and Bulma was fast asleep. Geeta replayed the crashing scene in his head once more and winced. He thought he was too great to die! He burned one more inscence candle until it gave him a headache. He thought about waking up Bulma but then she'd just be a pain. So he rolled over and stayed wide awake until 6:00 in the morning, unknowing that he only had 30 minutes to sleep.
"Wake up Veggie, hurry!!" Vegeta heard. His eyes fluttered open and he immedeantly had to shut them. His eyes didn't want to stay open, and they felt like there was something in them. "No Bulma! I just fell to sleep about..30 MINUTES AGO??!!" Vegeta exclaimed, looking at the clock. He collapsed back onto the pillow in exasperation. "Get up Vegeta, I mean it." Bulma said. "You hafta get dressed in your nice clothes!!" Vegeta pulled himself to sitting position. Bulma threw him his nice clothes that he wore to the barbecue on that one episode. "Put them on. We're riding first class so I want you to look rich." She said. Vegeta groaned. "But I don't WANT to look rich. Geeta wants to sleep." He said. Bulma frowned at him. "You can sleep on the plane." She said. "We hafta be on there 12 hours." That got Vegeta's mind racing again. He had forgotten the terrible plane ride that was just a couple hours away! And he'd hafta be inside the plane for 12 hours? Geeta shuddered as he began pulling on his nice clothes. He thought they were mighty uncomfortable. After he was done Bulma ordered him to shave the stubble off his chin so Geeta got up and went to the bathroom. He shaved and then hopped in the shower. When he was done in the shower he began to brush his teeth. But he fell asleep while doing so. "Veggie, I need in the bathroom!!" Bulma said, banging on the door. But when there was no answer she suspected what had happened. She ran in and found him asleep with his head in the sink. Toothpaste was now smeared into his newly washed hair. "Vegeta!" She said. Vegeta snapped awake and looked around. "Oh, Veggie...I never thought you'd screw this day up but here you are! Be still so I can try to get this toothpaste out of your hair." Bulma said. She tried everything but nothing would work. Geeta screamed and hollered as she yanked on his matted hair. Bulma finally had to cut it out. Then she painfully began to run a comb through his knotted hair. "Ow." Vegeta said, grabbing his scalp. "Hurty!!" Bulma didn't care. She combed his hair with such force that it bucked his head back. Vegeta squealed like a girl. "Oh stop it!!" Bulma said. She finally got done, then she ordered him to finish brushing his teeth. He did. "O.K, now I want you to go and put your shoes on. And wear your nice ones. And remember to wear socks with them or they'll ruin." Bulma said. Vegeta mocked her and walked into the living room. He began to pull on his nice shoes. He heard Bulma begin her shower and routine.
Finally they were both done. "Get the bags sweetheart. We're going in the Ferrari." Bulma said. Vegeta groaned. He was too tired to drive!! "But I don't want to drive!!" He whined. "Fine then I will." Bulma replied. She began to put their bags in the backseat while Vegeta sat in the passenger's seat and drummed his fingers on the edge of the door. He yawned and closed his eyes. Bulma came around and saw this. "No Veggie! I don't want to hafta wake you up when we get to the airport." She said. Vegeta grumbled something horrible and opened his eyes. He yawned really hard again. Spittle flew out of his mouth and some hit Bulma in the arm. She wiped it off but said nothing. "O.K now...make sure we have everything." She said. But Vegeta was zoned out in La-La land. "VEGETA!!" She said. Vegeta jumped about 3 feet. "Oh sorry." He said. Bulma stepped on the pedal and they backed out of the driveway so fast they almost hit a car and Veggie thought his head would go sailing off his shoulders. "PLEASE DON'T HURT MY CAR!! YOU NEED TO BE GENTLE WITH HER!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma looked at him funny. "Great. I knew you love this car but I didn't know you'd go so far as to give it a sex." She said. Geeta just scowled at her. "Dont burn the brakes, woman." He said. They sped downtown to the AIRPORT.
"Finally we're here! I thought you'd kill my car." Vegeta said. Bulma rolled her eyes. "Keeping in mind that I bought you that car and I can be an Indian giver and take it away just like that." She said. Vegeta jutted out his bottom lip and shut up. He jammed his hands in his pockets. They walked up and down a couple stairs and Vegeta found them standing somewhere. "What are we doing?" He asked. "We're waiting for a train." Bulma said. Vegeta cocked his head. "Train? Why are we going on a train? I thought we were riding an airplane." He said. Bulma smacked her forehead. "See, this airport's about a couple of miles long so people need trains to get from gate to gate." She said. The train pulled up and they got in. Vegeta plopped himself on the seat but it was so hard it busted his @$$. "Yeouch." He said. A laughing Bulma sat down beside him and held down their luggage. The train started with a jerk and Geeta was startled. He looked at Bulma with fear in his eyes. "It's O.K, Veggie. It's just a stupid train." Bulma said. The train began to go but it went REALLY FAST. "AAAHH!!" Vegeta yelled. He was the only one on the train screaming. Everyone else was staring. He closed his eyes as tight as he could and rolled up into the fetal position. When the train hit a bump he yelped. Bulma was laughing so hard she coulden't help. "Geeta scared!" Said Vegeta. "But these bumps are really making me horny." Bulma promised Vegeta that if he would stop talking about his acute sexual lust in public than she would indulge his fantasies when they got to the hotel or an airplane bathroom. Finally the train stopped and Geeta pushed a couple people down to get out. He rolled on the fresh ground. "Yes!! No more train!!" He said. Bulma laughed harder. "Geeta.. I hate to say it but we hafta get on another train." Vegeta stopped rolling and banged a fist on the ground so hard it made cracks. "K. I think I can take the train... and if I can take these trains then I can take the plane!!" He say. Bulma nodded, and they walked a bit more to another train station. Vegeta took a deep breath and stepped onto the train.
"I'm so glad we're done taking trains." Veggie said. His hair was frazzled and his face red. They walked to a little conveirbelt thingy. "What's this for?" He said. Bulma shushed him. An old man walked up. "Take off your shoes." He said. Vegeta frowned. "Take off my shoes? What for?" He asked. Bulma smacked him. "Just do it!!" She said, taking off her high heels and putting them in the little box. They went down the coveirbelt thingy. Geeta slipped his shoes off catiously. "What if they drug my shoes?" He asked. Bulma rolled her eyes and put her bag on the conveirbelt. Geeta did the same. Next was something that looked kind of like one of those alarms in stores that makes sure you're not stealing anything. "Step through." The man told Bulma. She did. It beeped and a little green light showed. "You're clear. Next." He said. Geeta walked through and he was clear. "Not put your shoes back on." Bulma said, pointing to the little box with their shoes in it. Geeta examined his carefully to make sure there was nothing wrong with them then slipped them on. Then he grabbed his rolley suitcase. Next they approached a line and Bulma handed him a little tag. "What's this for?" He asked, flipping it around. Bulma handed him a pen. "Fill it out and then attach it to the zipper on your suitcase." She said. Geeta did what she said with no questions. Then they approached a lady with a computer. They put their bags up on a little desk. The lady read the nametags. "You're flying first class right?" She asked. Bulma nodded. "O.K. you may go." The lady said. Geeta and Bulma took their rolley suitcases. "What next?" Geeta asked. "Something else scary?" Bulma shook her head and they sat in a chair. "Now we wait for the plane." She said. They sat in the chairs. After about 15 minutes Vegeta started to get fidgety. "Bulma, I don't want to sit here!!" He whined. "It's so boring- " Bulma clapped a hand over his mouth. "Shut up and be patient! Other people who are waiting don't want to hear you whine." She said. Geeta tapped his feet because he was so nervous about the upcoming flight. "I want something to EAT!!" He yelled. Bulma ignored him completley. "Something to EAAAT!!" He hollered again. Bulma still ignored him completlely. "Hey woman! I'm talking to YOU!" Vegeta said. Bulma still didn't face him. She just pulled out her Nancy Drew mystery and began to read. Geeta didn't see what was so entertaining about a bunch of words on a peice of paper. It was absurd. They didn't have books back on Planet Vegeta!!
After about 1 hour and 30 minutes they finally called the first class passengers on the plane. Geeta had butterflies in his tummy. "Bulma...can we PLEASE turn around!! I can fly us to France in much shorter time than a plane could!!" Vegeta said. Bulma shushed him. "Dont talk about that in public! And I want to go like normal people for once in my life!!" She said. Vegeta shut up, but he was very nervous about what would happen. "Are we gonna crash?" He asked as the lady checked their tickets. Bulma shook her head feircly as they began to walk down the long white hall to get into the plane. Vegeta thought he might throw up before they could get on. "I'm gonna throw up." He told Bulma. "Well do it on the plane!! There is barf bags in the little pockets in front of you. We also get a blanket and a little pillow." Bulma said. Geeta gulped as they walked into the plane. Bulma put their bags in the compartment above and got them seated. Geeta had the window seat. He was shaking and his tummy was rolling. He opened up the window and glanced out. "Veggie you don't hafta open it." She said. But Vegeta kept it open and stared out at the airport. "How come we're not moving?" He asked. "Because not everybody is seated yet." Bulma answered. Geeta said nothing and grabbed the little pillow they provided and covered up with the blanket. He was no longer tired because he was so scared of this flight. He tightly closed his eyes. Soon he felt a jerk and the plane started moving. But when he glanced out the window it wasen't moving very fast. It was just very slowley rolling along the ground. "It's not going fast." Veggie said. "It will." Bulma answered. Geeta shuddered. He looked out the window at the ground that was going by very slowley. Then, all of the sudden, the plane shot forward. Vegeta uttered a startled scream as he was pushed back in his seat. "Bulma! What happening?" He choked. He was gripping the armrests so hard his knuckles were white. Bulma laughed and took his hand in hers. The plane leaped off the ground and slanted, and all the sudden Veggie felt like he would fall backwards. It also felt like an elevator. And he really HATED elevators. He squeezed his eyes tightly shut and leaned forward. "Ahh! Bulma!!" He said. He was squeezing her hand so hard she thought he'd break it. "Veggie, it's O.K!! Just relax; it'll level off in a couple minutes." Bulma said. Someone across the way was staring at Veggie. "Lemme guess. His first time flying?" The lady asked Bulma. Bulma nodded as geeta leaned his head into her. "Scaring me..." He said. Bulma thought his fear was actually kind of pathetic considering he was a saiyan and he flew every single day almost. Why was this any different? "Veggie this is ridiculous." She said. Geeta yelped. Soon he didn't feel the resistance or elevator feeling anymore cuz they were leveled off. He slowley peered his eyes open. "It's not slanty no more." He said. Bulma nodded. "Uh huh. We leveled off." She said. Geeta looked out the window and noticed the ground was like-RIGHT THERE. It was filling up the entire window!! Geeta shut the shutter. "We're on our side. Is that normal?" Geeta asked. Bulma nodded and got out her book and started to read. Geeta grabbed the barf bag and heaved into it, but no throw up came up.
After about 1 hour Veggie was beginning to get very fidgety. "Calm down Veggie. Try to go to sleep or something; the chairs recline." Bulma said.Geeta reclined his chair and closed his eyes. But there was some reason why he coulden't sleep... and he then realized what it was. "Bulma, can we snuggle?" He asked. Bulma shut her book and looked down at him. "Snuggle? Not on the plane honey!!" She said. "It's in public." Geeta growled and crossed his arms. "This sucks. All I can do is sit here and hope I don't die." He said. He grabbed a magazine to look at the pictures. But the pictures didn't entertain him much so he decided to try and read the words. That didn't work out to well either. "Geeta want to snuggle!!!!" Vegeta said. Bulma sighed. "O.K. Let's go into the bathroom and we can CUDDLE." She said. Geeta nodded and made his chair go back to normal. He and Bulma went into the bathroom but it was a little smaller than they had planned. "This is small!! How are we supposed to cuddle in here? It's just like a voting booth or something!!" Geeta said. "We'll find some way. Uh.. maybe you should like get over there or something... and I get over here." Bulma said. The people outside could hear them talking and they were surprised. Who'd wanna do that in a tiny airplane bathroom? "Um...OK. Let's get started now." said Bulma. Her and Vegeta pulled closer and began to mack like crazy. Now, they haden't planned on doing anything serious; just a little smooching and hugging and stuff to ease Vegeta's panicked mind. But when they got deep into it... It kinda got more passionate. Geeta felt her slide her hand under his shirt and then realized something. WHAT WOULD THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE BE THINKING? When Bulma ripped his shirt off he knew it was time to tell her. "Bulma! Bulma!" He said, pulling away. "What? It was just getting good!!" Bulma said. "Yes, but the people outside most likely hear us doing this in the bathroom!! And it wasen't supposed to turn into snuggling, and here you are trying to strip my clothes off!!" Vegeta said. "Oh yeah. I forgot." Bulma answered. She noticed Geeta's shirt had fallen in the toilet when she stripped it off. "Oh hell. Look at your shirt, Veggie!!" Vegeta looked in the toilet and there it was! It was a good thing it was flushed or Geeta would have been in trouble. "Oh no!!" Vegeta said, ripping at his hair. He stomped around, making the people outside more suspicious. "O.K, calm down Veggie. We'll do SOMETHING." Bulma said. She grabbed the shirt and wrung it out the best she could. "Put it on." She whispered. Geeta did, but it was still wet. And them being inside an airplane didn't much help. Geeta felt cold water drops roll down his back and he shuttered. "Bulma, I can't do this. It's cold and WET." He said. Bulma sighed and ripped off the wet shirt. She placed it on the sink. "O.K...lemme try to button up your jacket to make you at least covered decently." She said. She began to button up his jacket. She got done. "There. All done. Now let's go outside and pretend as if this silly cherade never happened." Bulma said. But Vegeta stayed planted to the spot he was in. "No! It's uncomfortable in just this jacket!! It's scratchy and I can feel the buttons against my skin!!!" He said. Bulma rolled her eyes. There was always a complaint for everything. "Oh fine!!" She hollered. She began unbuttoning the jacket. But when she had all the buttons undone she realized just how hot he looked in an unbuttoned jacket. "Oh Vegeta!! Come here!" She said, in a sexy voice. Vegeta just blinked as she grabbed him and began to mack him all over his face, neck and chest. "Uh... Bulma.." He said. He soon got aggravated and pushed her into the door. She hit it hard, and everyone outside winced. "Vegeta!! Why'd you do that?" Bulma said. Vegeta shrugged and looked around for something to wear. He noticed Bulma had a slip on over a white shirt for the top of her outfit. "Gimme that slip!!" He said. "But Veggie you'll look gay!! and it's see through!! No!!" Bulma said. Vegeta groaned. He looked at the wet shirt one more time. Then he wrung it out somemore and put it on. It was only mildly damp but still very uncomfortable. "O.K, now..." Veggie said. He was about to walk out when Bulma tripped him accidently with a foot. Vegeta went pitching forward with a lot of force and went sailing out the door. He landed in the airplane hallway with everyone staring at him. They also noticed the thick coat of lipstick on his face and neck. "Uh..." Vegeta said. Bulma was laughing so hard she coulden't stand. "Sit DOWN!!" The stewardess said. Geeta and Bulma went as fast as they could and planted their butts in their seats.
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Geeta thought of how he could get away. He ran, but Bulma was catching up to him fast because Geeta coulden't run very fast in the house at all. "Please don't stab me, Bulma!!" He yelled. She still ran after him with an insane look upon her face. She finally managed to tackle dat Geeta. She pointed the knife at Geeta's throat and tried to stab but Vegeta caught her hand and began wrestling with it. "Bulma you'll really regret it if you stab me, and the eternal dragon can't bring me back again! I've already died twice." Veggie said. But in her insane rage she payed no attention to his plea. "PLEASE!!" He hollered. Then he got up enough strength and booted her off him. She went flying and landed on top of a table, hurting her back. She groaned. "Oops. I guess I used too much strength..." Vegeta said. The knife had flown from Bulma's hand and stuck into the wall. Vegeta knew Bulma woulden't be too happy about that. "You B@st@rd!!" Bulma hollered. Vegeta laughed at her. "Ha-Ah." He said. "Did you crack yourself in two? Because if you did I woulden't exactly cry at your funeral!!" Bulma gasped. "Uh.... I didn't mean it." Vegeta said. Bulma threw a lamp at him. "AAHH!" Geeta yelled, diving to avoid it. He went and grabbed the knife out of the wall. "I'll bet you won't bother me with THIS!!" Vegeta said. But Bulma just looked at what he was holding and bursted out with laughter. Veggie had pulled the handle of the knife out but the blade part remained stuck in the wall. "Sh*t on a shingle." Vegeta said. Bulma laughed and threw a china dish at Veggie's head. Geeta caught it. "Don't throw anymore stuff at me." He said. "O.K." Bulma replied. "All you had to do was ask nicely." Vegeta was shocked. He HAD been asking her nicely. "So, that's it? No more fighting?" Vegeta said. Was she trying to pull a fast one on him? "I don't trust you...." Vegeta said. He walked into the living room and turned on the T.V to a different channel. "Hey! I was watching that! I was exersizing!!" Bra whined. Vegeta mocked her. "Whine whine whine... oh, go and do it somewhere else." He said. Bra grabbed her tap out of the VCR and stormed up to her room. Geeta laughed. "Vegeta's horny!" Vegeta said. "I don't care, you @$$!" Bulma said. She was mad about clown college. But vegeta was so sexy looking in his GT clothes. Trunks came down and went into the kitchen to get a pastrie. "I wanna pastry!" Vegeta sang. Bulma gave him a pastry with strawberry topping and strawberry inside. He took a bite out of it. "Vegeta says Merci." Vegeta said and ate the pastry all up. It was very good. But he was afraid the sugar would come out on his hips. "What if Geeta gets fat from eating this pastry?" Vegeta said. "Well, I'm sure 'Geeta' won't get fat from eating the pastry." Bulma said. "You may be getting a potbelly and stuff but still I dont think this will matter." Vegeta growled. "GEETA NOT GETTING POTBELLY!! QUIT SAYING THAT TO VEGGIE!!" He said. He threw a big old fit. "AAGHSDFIAFUIHnihufnhihunofmoimnuyguygJIHDIUFNCABHUNGDSUGYBOXFEAWGYBONXXFEWG YNOXFEWNOHGYidsfgrhoixgydsanufxou!!" He yelled. He tore up the couch and ripped up the chair and pulled out a clump of Bulma's stringy hair. Bulma shreaked like a shrew. "Yes you are. Soon you're gonna be so fat that nobody wants you around." Bulma said. "Then you'll be an outcast, and you won't be able to train or fight anymore..." Geeta ripped out another clump of her hair. "Never say that to Geeta." He said. Bulma said it again so he ripped out more hair. Now her scalp was bleeding. "STOP IT!!!!" She hollered. "Or I'll do something horrible to you!!" Bulma hollered. Geeta laughed, as he noticed her scalp was bleeding. "Oops." He said. "OOPS MY @$$!!" Bulma hollered. She launched herself at Geeta. Geeta rolled out of the way. "No." He said. Bulma launched herself at him again and this time tackled him. "OUCH!!!" Vegeta yelled. "Hurts! HURTS!!" "Hurts my @$$!! I don't care if it hurts! You pulling out my hair when you get tempremental HURTS!! Now you listen here Veggie, I won't stand for it anymore!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta mocked her. "Nag Nag Nag." He said. "SAY YOU WON'T TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME ANYMORE AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!!!" Bulma hollered. Geeta shook his head. "No." He said. "SAY IT NOW!!" Bulma yelled. He still said no, so Bulma yanked a strand of his hair. "SAY IT!!" She yelled. "I'll never say it...." Vegeta chanted. "Fine then. Have it your way." Bulma said. She punched him in the face numerous times. Geeta was still silent. Bulma twisted his arm. "That doesen't HURT!!" He yelled. "O.K..." Bulma said. She began to think of ways to make him give in.
"Um.... I'll dump water in your face!!" She yelled. "And where is this glass of water?" Vegeta asked. He didn't see a glass of water so it didn't really scare him. Bulma growled and started to tickle dat Geeta. Geeta laughed and kicked his feet. After a while she stopped. "Are you going to say it NOW??!!" She asked. Geeta wiped his eyes, breathing hard. "I'll never give -" She satrted to tickle him again. He screamed. "O.K!! WE'RE NOT GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE AND I WILL NOT PULL OUT YOUR HAIR OR HURT YOU ANYMORE!!!" He hollered. Bulma stopped. "There." She said. Geeta booted her off. "Geeta still horny." He said. "Geeta can't have Bulma sex right now." Bulma said. Geeta growled. "O.K. I think I'll eat this pastry now." He said. He opened up the pastry and swallowed it. Bra then came down. "Mom? Dad? Trunks is trying to commit suicide again." She said. Bulma raced up the stairs. "TRUNKS!!" She yelled. Trunks had a noose attached to his neck and tied to the coat rack by the window. He was going to jump out the window. "NOOOO!!" Bulma yelled. Right before Trunks could jump she grabbed him. "Dont commit suicide!!" She yelled. Trunks looked down. "Why not? I have nothing to live for anymore." He said. "Why not?" Bulma asked. "Because Pan turned me down!!" Trunks said. He kicked Bulma against a wall and tried to jump again. This time Bra stopped him. "We're putting you in a shelter Trunks." Bulma said. Trunks's eyes widened. "SHELTER?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Somewhere were you won't try to hang yourself." Trunks groaned. "You think I'm a mental case, do you? Well, I'll kick you while your down!! I'll kill you in your sleep! I'll chop up your flesh and bury it!!" He said. "Oh, really. Come on." Bulma said. She grabbed Trunks's arm and drug him down the stairs. Geeta looked up. "What are you doing to our son?" He asked, as Trunks rolled to the bottom of the stairs all tattered and torn. "Take him to a shelter." Bulma said. "No. I don't want Trunks to go to a shelter." Veggie said. "Why does he need to go to a shelter?" Bulma brandished the noose he had tried to use to hang himself with. Veggie immedeantly ran over and grabbed Trunks. He flew out the roof.
It was about 1 hour until Vegeta flew back into the window. "Okay. He's in a-BULMA?" Geeta said. He saw she was crying on the couch. "Bulma? I took him to the shelter, so why are you whimpering again? I can't handle this." Vegeta said. "BECAUSE MY SON IS A MENTAL CASE!!!!" Bulma hollered. It took Vegeta a minute to realize that this was very true. "Well at least he's in a place where he can be protected." Vegeta said. He sat by Bulma on the couch. Bulma leaned against Geeta. "I need a break." She said. That gave Vegeta an idea. He could take Bulma on a vacation!! "That's it! I can take you on a vacation." Vegeta said. He stood up and began trying to recall places to take people. "No, Veggie. You've done enough." Bulma said. "No! I'm taking you to....uh.... I don't know where I'm taking you but I know it'll make you happy again!!" Veggie said. "Being happy won't bring my parents or Trunks back." Bulma said. "Being sad won't either." Geeta said. He grabbed a paper plate and scribbled a funny face on it. "Look. Funny Face. Funny face to cheer Bulma up." Vegeta said. Bulma looked at the funny face and cried harder. "It looks like DAD!!" She cried. "Uh.................How about this?" Geeta said. He floated up in the air and turned himself upside down. "See, isn't this funny?" He asked. Bulma said no, so Geeta did a flip. "Ta Daa!!" He said. Bulma cried harder. "You could have killed yourself!!" She said. "Uh..... how about this?" Vegeta put one of Bulma's sunhats on his head. "You look like a fag." She said. Vegeta tried everything but he coulden't seem to make Bulma happy. She just cried at everything and Veggie was getting tired of listening to it. "We can watch Red Skelton! He always makes me laugh!!" Vegeta said. "Yeah, but it's his FACE you laugh at! I get no humor out of it at all except that he slams his head inside a piano!!" Bulma cried. Geeta made a cute face. "We can snuggle?" Geeta asked. Bulma shook her head. "Cuddle?" Vegeta asked. There was a difference between snuggling and cuddling. Snuggling was intercourse, Cuddling was.....cuddling. Bulma shrugged. Geeta came over and sat by her and gave her a big Veggie hug. He hugged her so hard she thought her eyes would go rickocheing out of her head. Bulma hugged him back as hard as she could. Geeta layed down with her in his arms on the couch. "Time for Red Skelton!!!" He said. He turned on the T.V. But they were cutting off his Red Skelton for TELETHON!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Vegeta hollered to the heavens. "Why can't they just leave Red Skelton alone??!!" He wailed. He wailed as hard as he could. "I'm gonna make them put Red Skelton back on if it's the last thing I do!!" He said. "No! I won't let my husband go aroung killing people just because they do something you don't like!!!!" Bulma said. "You'll stay right here and cuddle with me." Geeta growled. "But we're not doing anything but laying here!! Please! I itch to beat someone up!!!" He said. Bulma filpped around in his arms and put her head under his chin. "You can't go anywhere without me, because if you push me in the floor I won't like it that much." She said. Vegeta growled. He hated it when she won over him. "Fine." He said. They lay there for a while in that same position. Finally Bra came in and saw this. "Dad?? Why is mom asleep on top of you? Did you guys make love?" She asked. "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!!" Vegeta hollered. Bra grabbed a glass of water and ran up to her room. Vegeta didn't want to wake Bulma up but he wanted to eat. "BRA!! BRING ME SOMETHING TO EAT!!" Vegeta yelled. "BITE ME!!" Bra hollered back. Geeta growled. "I WON'T GO SHOPPING WITH YOU ANYMORE!!" He hollered. Bra ran down the stairs and grabbed an apple for dat Geeta. "Thank you." Vegeta said, ignoring her look of hatred. Geeta pushed Bulma's head down and ate the apple. He threw the core behind him.
Bulma woke up about 15 minutes later and noticed she was still on top of Geeta. "Veggie?" Bulma asked, looking up. She saw Vegeta was wide awake and watching the T.V. He turned his head and faced her. "You fell asleep on me." He said. Bulma said, 'duh.' "Thank god you woke up. Veggie needed to go pee so bad I thought I would piss my pants!!!" Vegeta said. "TMI." was Bulma's reply. Geeta did his blinky thing to the bathroom. After he was done he saw Bulma rolled up in a ball on the couch. "What's your problem?" Vegeta asked. "I heard something outside!!" Bulma yelled. "Like a big CRACK or something! Then I heard a big old Bang!!" Vegeta cocked his head. He had no idea what she was talking about. "Please go and check it Veggie!!" Bulma said. "O.k, babe. But if I get shot I'd better get a darn good funeral." Veggie said. He stepped outside and saw a gang in front of their house. There were egg messes all over their house because they had been egging it and they had a gun. "Put the gun down!!" Vegeta said, freezing. The kids just laughed and egged his house one more time. "And what are you going to do about it old man?" One of the kids asked. Vegeta stepped closer to them. "Put the gun down, I said." He repeated. One of the kids pointed the gun at Geeta and began to shoot. Vegeta did fancy flips and things to avoid each bullet. He even had to do what looked like a little dance. The kids were astounded. One finally shot a bullet that came so close to Veggie's temple that he felt the heat. "You sh*theads!!" Vegeta said. He took to running. The kids, frightened, began to run themselves. Vegeta was catching up fast though. They finally led their chase into a dark alley where Vegeta lost sight of them. "Where are you punks?" Vegeta hollered. "Come out here right now!!" He got no reply so he began powering up to start blindly shooting ki blasts. But before he could do that something bashed him painfully on the head. Geeta fell to the ground with a huge welt on his head. "Wahhhhh...." He said. He grabbed at his head and squeezed his temples. He saw the gang standing over him. "You don't scare me. You may be able to bash me on the head with a brick but I'll NEVER surrender to you." He said. Then he smirked and began pulling himself to his feet. "Be still old man!!" said one kid. He shot at Geeta and the bullet grazed his side. Geeta cried out but it really didn't hurt that bad. "Give us some money!!" One kid said. "You live in Capsule Corporation so you must be rich!!" Vegeta gritted his teeth and attempted to stand again. This time he got another brick on the head. How were these mere HUMANS surpassing his saiyan strength? Vegeta struggled to keep conciousness. He then held up his hand and began blindly shooting ki blasts in every direction and hoped to hit one of the juveniles. He remembered doing this before when Bulma and he went to marriage counseling about 12 years ago and burning drugs in the fireplace. The drugs had attracted their enemy Ryo, who was a heavy stoner himself. He heard some of the kids die but some survived. It wasen't long until he felt another brick in the head.
Geeta regained conciousness somewhere unknown, or so he thought. Once he gained conciousness he saw Bulma standing over him. "Bulma-" He said. "Sshh..." said Bulma. She sat by him and took his hand in hers. She kissed it. "Did I get those kids?" Vegeta asked. "Yes you did!! But they grazed you with a bullet and hit you with bricks!!" Bulma said. She burst into tears and cried into that Geeta's hand. Vegeta blinked. Great. Just something ELSE to be sad about. People were trying to steal their money. "Who saved me?" Vegeta asked. "Me." Bulma said. " I followed you." Vegeta nodded and sat up. He shook his head free of fuzzyness. Bulma held up two fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" She asked my Geeta. Vegeta ignored her question and lay back down. "It's so hard to beleive that HUMANS did this to me." He said. "HUMANS." He grabbed his little bottle of water and took a long drink, but this got him looking at Bulma's tear-streaked face. "Bulma, I'm sorry things haven't been going so well for you." He said. Bulma nodded her answer. Vegeta sat up. "I need to go upstairs for a second. There's something I hafta do." He said. He started to walk out but Bulma stopped him. "Excuse me, Geeta, but you have a wife who'd like to know where you're headed off to." She said. "I'm gonna make reservations for our trip." Vegeta replied. He knew Bulma was going to say, 'what trip?' so he just continued. "I'm going to fly you and me to France without the kids or anyone else and we're gonna spend 3 beautiful days there. And if you say no then I'll drag you there kicking and screaming and I'll force it to be a fun time for the both of us." He said. Bulma just stared at him. Then her face broke into a huge smile and she gave him the most passionate hug she had given him in years. "Why Bulma....I didn't know you still had it in you." Vegeta said. Bulma rested her head on his shoulder. "On one condition.." She whispered into his ear. "Yesss..?" Vegeta said, averting his pupils tworeds her. "We fly on a PLANE to get there." Bulma finished. Vegeta stood there with wide eyes for a second and then toppled to the ground. "Veggie? Are you O.K?" Bulma asked. "Yes, but I've never flown on a plane before!" Vegeta said. He gulped. Bulma noticed his face was beet red. "Oh, come on Veggie. It's no different than when you fly...I don't think." "Yeah, but when I fly I don't.....do like a plane does. And I try to go straight up instead of slanting!! It'll be scary! And the landing...and what if we CRASH?!!" Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed his hand and helped him to stand up. "Vegeta, we won't crash. Just PROMISE me that tomorrow we'll get on the first plane to France?" She asked. Vegeta looked at the ground. Did he really want to do this? Did he really want to put his life in the hands of one stupid pilot that could be an old man with that disorder that makes you fall asleep? He shook that out of his head. "Uh...shure." He said. He gulped again. "Now I'm gonna go upstairs and make reservations for a hotel there."
Geeta had made reservations for the finest hotel in France that was located right next to the Moulin Rouge, a famous nightclub in Paris. He was exited about Paris but not about the plane. That was his problem. It was 12:00 AM at night, the lights were off in the room, and he was pacing up and down in front of the bed wondering if the next day would be his last. "Vegeta, go to sleep!! The plane ride will be just fine!!" Bulma said, trying to go to sleep. But with Vegeta's constant pacing and mumbling to himself it was nearly impossible. Bulma finally threw her houseshoe at him. "Get into bed and go to sleep!! The plane leaves at 10:00 AM so we hafta get up at at least 6:30 in the morning!!!" She said. But Vegeta didn't care about how long he had to sleep. That woulden't matter if he died the next day. "No!! I think maybe I'll...pack my suitcase?" Geeta asked. Bulma groaned. "But you already have packed your suitcase Veggie!! Just climb into bed!!" She said, her voice getting firmer. Vegeta played the scene of him diying in a plane crash over and over in his mind. He thought about deciding not to go but that would make Bulma even sadder!! He didn't want to do that at all. "I really seriously don't want to get on the plane but it will make you sad if I don't!!" Vegeta said. He crossed his arms over his chest and looked out the window. "It will also make me sad if you don't get into bed before I shoot you!!" Bulma said. Vegeta wasen't scared but he knew she meant buisness. So he took a tranquilizer and burned an inscense candle(Now how stupid is that at night) to help relaxe him and give him a better night's sleep. But at about 1:00 AM he was still wide awake and Bulma was fast asleep. Geeta replayed the crashing scene in his head once more and winced. He thought he was too great to die! He burned one more inscence candle until it gave him a headache. He thought about waking up Bulma but then she'd just be a pain. So he rolled over and stayed wide awake until 6:00 in the morning, unknowing that he only had 30 minutes to sleep.
"Wake up Veggie, hurry!!" Vegeta heard. His eyes fluttered open and he immedeantly had to shut them. His eyes didn't want to stay open, and they felt like there was something in them. "No Bulma! I just fell to sleep about..30 MINUTES AGO??!!" Vegeta exclaimed, looking at the clock. He collapsed back onto the pillow in exasperation. "Get up Vegeta, I mean it." Bulma said. "You hafta get dressed in your nice clothes!!" Vegeta pulled himself to sitting position. Bulma threw him his nice clothes that he wore to the barbecue on that one episode. "Put them on. We're riding first class so I want you to look rich." She said. Vegeta groaned. "But I don't WANT to look rich. Geeta wants to sleep." He said. Bulma frowned at him. "You can sleep on the plane." She said. "We hafta be on there 12 hours." That got Vegeta's mind racing again. He had forgotten the terrible plane ride that was just a couple hours away! And he'd hafta be inside the plane for 12 hours? Geeta shuddered as he began pulling on his nice clothes. He thought they were mighty uncomfortable. After he was done Bulma ordered him to shave the stubble off his chin so Geeta got up and went to the bathroom. He shaved and then hopped in the shower. When he was done in the shower he began to brush his teeth. But he fell asleep while doing so. "Veggie, I need in the bathroom!!" Bulma said, banging on the door. But when there was no answer she suspected what had happened. She ran in and found him asleep with his head in the sink. Toothpaste was now smeared into his newly washed hair. "Vegeta!" She said. Vegeta snapped awake and looked around. "Oh, Veggie...I never thought you'd screw this day up but here you are! Be still so I can try to get this toothpaste out of your hair." Bulma said. She tried everything but nothing would work. Geeta screamed and hollered as she yanked on his matted hair. Bulma finally had to cut it out. Then she painfully began to run a comb through his knotted hair. "Ow." Vegeta said, grabbing his scalp. "Hurty!!" Bulma didn't care. She combed his hair with such force that it bucked his head back. Vegeta squealed like a girl. "Oh stop it!!" Bulma said. She finally got done, then she ordered him to finish brushing his teeth. He did. "O.K, now I want you to go and put your shoes on. And wear your nice ones. And remember to wear socks with them or they'll ruin." Bulma said. Vegeta mocked her and walked into the living room. He began to pull on his nice shoes. He heard Bulma begin her shower and routine.
Finally they were both done. "Get the bags sweetheart. We're going in the Ferrari." Bulma said. Vegeta groaned. He was too tired to drive!! "But I don't want to drive!!" He whined. "Fine then I will." Bulma replied. She began to put their bags in the backseat while Vegeta sat in the passenger's seat and drummed his fingers on the edge of the door. He yawned and closed his eyes. Bulma came around and saw this. "No Veggie! I don't want to hafta wake you up when we get to the airport." She said. Vegeta grumbled something horrible and opened his eyes. He yawned really hard again. Spittle flew out of his mouth and some hit Bulma in the arm. She wiped it off but said nothing. "O.K now...make sure we have everything." She said. But Vegeta was zoned out in La-La land. "VEGETA!!" She said. Vegeta jumped about 3 feet. "Oh sorry." He said. Bulma stepped on the pedal and they backed out of the driveway so fast they almost hit a car and Veggie thought his head would go sailing off his shoulders. "PLEASE DON'T HURT MY CAR!! YOU NEED TO BE GENTLE WITH HER!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma looked at him funny. "Great. I knew you love this car but I didn't know you'd go so far as to give it a sex." She said. Geeta just scowled at her. "Dont burn the brakes, woman." He said. They sped downtown to the AIRPORT.
"Finally we're here! I thought you'd kill my car." Vegeta said. Bulma rolled her eyes. "Keeping in mind that I bought you that car and I can be an Indian giver and take it away just like that." She said. Vegeta jutted out his bottom lip and shut up. He jammed his hands in his pockets. They walked up and down a couple stairs and Vegeta found them standing somewhere. "What are we doing?" He asked. "We're waiting for a train." Bulma said. Vegeta cocked his head. "Train? Why are we going on a train? I thought we were riding an airplane." He said. Bulma smacked her forehead. "See, this airport's about a couple of miles long so people need trains to get from gate to gate." She said. The train pulled up and they got in. Vegeta plopped himself on the seat but it was so hard it busted his @$$. "Yeouch." He said. A laughing Bulma sat down beside him and held down their luggage. The train started with a jerk and Geeta was startled. He looked at Bulma with fear in his eyes. "It's O.K, Veggie. It's just a stupid train." Bulma said. The train began to go but it went REALLY FAST. "AAAHH!!" Vegeta yelled. He was the only one on the train screaming. Everyone else was staring. He closed his eyes as tight as he could and rolled up into the fetal position. When the train hit a bump he yelped. Bulma was laughing so hard she coulden't help. "Geeta scared!" Said Vegeta. "But these bumps are really making me horny." Bulma promised Vegeta that if he would stop talking about his acute sexual lust in public than she would indulge his fantasies when they got to the hotel or an airplane bathroom. Finally the train stopped and Geeta pushed a couple people down to get out. He rolled on the fresh ground. "Yes!! No more train!!" He said. Bulma laughed harder. "Geeta.. I hate to say it but we hafta get on another train." Vegeta stopped rolling and banged a fist on the ground so hard it made cracks. "K. I think I can take the train... and if I can take these trains then I can take the plane!!" He say. Bulma nodded, and they walked a bit more to another train station. Vegeta took a deep breath and stepped onto the train.
"I'm so glad we're done taking trains." Veggie said. His hair was frazzled and his face red. They walked to a little conveirbelt thingy. "What's this for?" He said. Bulma shushed him. An old man walked up. "Take off your shoes." He said. Vegeta frowned. "Take off my shoes? What for?" He asked. Bulma smacked him. "Just do it!!" She said, taking off her high heels and putting them in the little box. They went down the coveirbelt thingy. Geeta slipped his shoes off catiously. "What if they drug my shoes?" He asked. Bulma rolled her eyes and put her bag on the conveirbelt. Geeta did the same. Next was something that looked kind of like one of those alarms in stores that makes sure you're not stealing anything. "Step through." The man told Bulma. She did. It beeped and a little green light showed. "You're clear. Next." He said. Geeta walked through and he was clear. "Not put your shoes back on." Bulma said, pointing to the little box with their shoes in it. Geeta examined his carefully to make sure there was nothing wrong with them then slipped them on. Then he grabbed his rolley suitcase. Next they approached a line and Bulma handed him a little tag. "What's this for?" He asked, flipping it around. Bulma handed him a pen. "Fill it out and then attach it to the zipper on your suitcase." She said. Geeta did what she said with no questions. Then they approached a lady with a computer. They put their bags up on a little desk. The lady read the nametags. "You're flying first class right?" She asked. Bulma nodded. "O.K. you may go." The lady said. Geeta and Bulma took their rolley suitcases. "What next?" Geeta asked. "Something else scary?" Bulma shook her head and they sat in a chair. "Now we wait for the plane." She said. They sat in the chairs. After about 15 minutes Vegeta started to get fidgety. "Bulma, I don't want to sit here!!" He whined. "It's so boring- " Bulma clapped a hand over his mouth. "Shut up and be patient! Other people who are waiting don't want to hear you whine." She said. Geeta tapped his feet because he was so nervous about the upcoming flight. "I want something to EAT!!" He yelled. Bulma ignored him completley. "Something to EAAAT!!" He hollered again. Bulma still ignored him completlely. "Hey woman! I'm talking to YOU!" Vegeta said. Bulma still didn't face him. She just pulled out her Nancy Drew mystery and began to read. Geeta didn't see what was so entertaining about a bunch of words on a peice of paper. It was absurd. They didn't have books back on Planet Vegeta!!
After about 1 hour and 30 minutes they finally called the first class passengers on the plane. Geeta had butterflies in his tummy. "Bulma...can we PLEASE turn around!! I can fly us to France in much shorter time than a plane could!!" Vegeta said. Bulma shushed him. "Dont talk about that in public! And I want to go like normal people for once in my life!!" She said. Vegeta shut up, but he was very nervous about what would happen. "Are we gonna crash?" He asked as the lady checked their tickets. Bulma shook her head feircly as they began to walk down the long white hall to get into the plane. Vegeta thought he might throw up before they could get on. "I'm gonna throw up." He told Bulma. "Well do it on the plane!! There is barf bags in the little pockets in front of you. We also get a blanket and a little pillow." Bulma said. Geeta gulped as they walked into the plane. Bulma put their bags in the compartment above and got them seated. Geeta had the window seat. He was shaking and his tummy was rolling. He opened up the window and glanced out. "Veggie you don't hafta open it." She said. But Vegeta kept it open and stared out at the airport. "How come we're not moving?" He asked. "Because not everybody is seated yet." Bulma answered. Geeta said nothing and grabbed the little pillow they provided and covered up with the blanket. He was no longer tired because he was so scared of this flight. He tightly closed his eyes. Soon he felt a jerk and the plane started moving. But when he glanced out the window it wasen't moving very fast. It was just very slowley rolling along the ground. "It's not going fast." Veggie said. "It will." Bulma answered. Geeta shuddered. He looked out the window at the ground that was going by very slowley. Then, all of the sudden, the plane shot forward. Vegeta uttered a startled scream as he was pushed back in his seat. "Bulma! What happening?" He choked. He was gripping the armrests so hard his knuckles were white. Bulma laughed and took his hand in hers. The plane leaped off the ground and slanted, and all the sudden Veggie felt like he would fall backwards. It also felt like an elevator. And he really HATED elevators. He squeezed his eyes tightly shut and leaned forward. "Ahh! Bulma!!" He said. He was squeezing her hand so hard she thought he'd break it. "Veggie, it's O.K!! Just relax; it'll level off in a couple minutes." Bulma said. Someone across the way was staring at Veggie. "Lemme guess. His first time flying?" The lady asked Bulma. Bulma nodded as geeta leaned his head into her. "Scaring me..." He said. Bulma thought his fear was actually kind of pathetic considering he was a saiyan and he flew every single day almost. Why was this any different? "Veggie this is ridiculous." She said. Geeta yelped. Soon he didn't feel the resistance or elevator feeling anymore cuz they were leveled off. He slowley peered his eyes open. "It's not slanty no more." He said. Bulma nodded. "Uh huh. We leveled off." She said. Geeta looked out the window and noticed the ground was like-RIGHT THERE. It was filling up the entire window!! Geeta shut the shutter. "We're on our side. Is that normal?" Geeta asked. Bulma nodded and got out her book and started to read. Geeta grabbed the barf bag and heaved into it, but no throw up came up.
After about 1 hour Veggie was beginning to get very fidgety. "Calm down Veggie. Try to go to sleep or something; the chairs recline." Bulma said.Geeta reclined his chair and closed his eyes. But there was some reason why he coulden't sleep... and he then realized what it was. "Bulma, can we snuggle?" He asked. Bulma shut her book and looked down at him. "Snuggle? Not on the plane honey!!" She said. "It's in public." Geeta growled and crossed his arms. "This sucks. All I can do is sit here and hope I don't die." He said. He grabbed a magazine to look at the pictures. But the pictures didn't entertain him much so he decided to try and read the words. That didn't work out to well either. "Geeta want to snuggle!!!!" Vegeta said. Bulma sighed. "O.K. Let's go into the bathroom and we can CUDDLE." She said. Geeta nodded and made his chair go back to normal. He and Bulma went into the bathroom but it was a little smaller than they had planned. "This is small!! How are we supposed to cuddle in here? It's just like a voting booth or something!!" Geeta said. "We'll find some way. Uh.. maybe you should like get over there or something... and I get over here." Bulma said. The people outside could hear them talking and they were surprised. Who'd wanna do that in a tiny airplane bathroom? "Um...OK. Let's get started now." said Bulma. Her and Vegeta pulled closer and began to mack like crazy. Now, they haden't planned on doing anything serious; just a little smooching and hugging and stuff to ease Vegeta's panicked mind. But when they got deep into it... It kinda got more passionate. Geeta felt her slide her hand under his shirt and then realized something. WHAT WOULD THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE BE THINKING? When Bulma ripped his shirt off he knew it was time to tell her. "Bulma! Bulma!" He said, pulling away. "What? It was just getting good!!" Bulma said. "Yes, but the people outside most likely hear us doing this in the bathroom!! And it wasen't supposed to turn into snuggling, and here you are trying to strip my clothes off!!" Vegeta said. "Oh yeah. I forgot." Bulma answered. She noticed Geeta's shirt had fallen in the toilet when she stripped it off. "Oh hell. Look at your shirt, Veggie!!" Vegeta looked in the toilet and there it was! It was a good thing it was flushed or Geeta would have been in trouble. "Oh no!!" Vegeta said, ripping at his hair. He stomped around, making the people outside more suspicious. "O.K, calm down Veggie. We'll do SOMETHING." Bulma said. She grabbed the shirt and wrung it out the best she could. "Put it on." She whispered. Geeta did, but it was still wet. And them being inside an airplane didn't much help. Geeta felt cold water drops roll down his back and he shuttered. "Bulma, I can't do this. It's cold and WET." He said. Bulma sighed and ripped off the wet shirt. She placed it on the sink. "O.K...lemme try to button up your jacket to make you at least covered decently." She said. She began to button up his jacket. She got done. "There. All done. Now let's go outside and pretend as if this silly cherade never happened." Bulma said. But Vegeta stayed planted to the spot he was in. "No! It's uncomfortable in just this jacket!! It's scratchy and I can feel the buttons against my skin!!!" He said. Bulma rolled her eyes. There was always a complaint for everything. "Oh fine!!" She hollered. She began unbuttoning the jacket. But when she had all the buttons undone she realized just how hot he looked in an unbuttoned jacket. "Oh Vegeta!! Come here!" She said, in a sexy voice. Vegeta just blinked as she grabbed him and began to mack him all over his face, neck and chest. "Uh... Bulma.." He said. He soon got aggravated and pushed her into the door. She hit it hard, and everyone outside winced. "Vegeta!! Why'd you do that?" Bulma said. Vegeta shrugged and looked around for something to wear. He noticed Bulma had a slip on over a white shirt for the top of her outfit. "Gimme that slip!!" He said. "But Veggie you'll look gay!! and it's see through!! No!!" Bulma said. Vegeta groaned. He looked at the wet shirt one more time. Then he wrung it out somemore and put it on. It was only mildly damp but still very uncomfortable. "O.K, now..." Veggie said. He was about to walk out when Bulma tripped him accidently with a foot. Vegeta went pitching forward with a lot of force and went sailing out the door. He landed in the airplane hallway with everyone staring at him. They also noticed the thick coat of lipstick on his face and neck. "Uh..." Vegeta said. Bulma was laughing so hard she coulden't stand. "Sit DOWN!!" The stewardess said. Geeta and Bulma went as fast as they could and planted their butts in their seats.