Chapter the third
Note: In this story there is a couple of parts (not sexual, may I mind you) that may be put into a rated 'R' story. But because most of it is rated PG-13 I just put that rating on. Now, if any one of you thinks it should be 'R' instead of PG-13 just tell me. I'll change it even if one person says so.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
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After about 3 hours of sitting in the plane both their butts hurt and they were tired of sitting. It was now 6:00 PM. "I'm so tired of sitting!!!" Geeta said. He kicked his feet and accidently got the seat in front of him. An old, scary looking man whirled around and eyed Vegeta with such hatred that it scared even HIM. "Uh, sorry..." Vegeta said. The old man turned around again. Geeta stuck his tounge out at the back of the man's head, and the man turned around again. "Uh....... I didn't do it." Vegeta said. The man watched him a second more and then turned around. Geeta mumbled something. "Sheesh, this man has eyes in the back of his head." Vegeta mumbled to Bulma, who slapped at him. "Be nice. He's just a grumpy old man with no friends." Bulma said. The old man turned around again. "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it? Your just a weak old man." Bulma said. The man in the seat beside the old man turned around. He was big, and a mountain of muscle. He was a lot bigger than Veggie. "This is my lover. If you don't quit it, he'll get you." The old man said. Veggie laughed. "Hah! He's not strong at all I'll bet you!!" He said. The man socked Vegeta in the nose. "AHHH! My nose!!" Geeta said, as he tried to stop the flow of blood. Bulma growled. "You can take care of him later. No ki blasts or anything in public where so many people will see." She said. Vegeta nodded and clasped a tissue to his nose. It really hurt. "Ouch!!" Vegeta whined. Bulma lifted Geeta's hands to look at it. "Just 3 more hours, Veggie." She said. Vegeta leaned his head on her shoulder because he was tired. "I don't want to wait anymore! It's about to get dark and then It'll be scary! And what if we pass a storm?" He said. Bulma patted his arm. "Shush." She said. The stewardess brought them some wine. "Drink this Veggie. It'll help." Bulma said. Vegeta took a long drink of the wine and made a sour face. "Tastes bad!!" He said, and spit it out. It hit the old man in front of him in the back of the head. Vegeta cringed as the old man turned around. "Please, no more punches in the nose mister!!" He said. The old man stared somemore then turned back around. Bulma frowned at the old grouch. She felt sorry for Vegeta. "Just three more hours, Veggie remember! Do you think you can sleep just that long? Then when we get off in Paris and get to our room, we can go have a nice dinner and then snuggle and then go to sleep in eachother's arms?" Bulma said. Vegeta nodded and closed his eyes.
"Vegeta! Wake up! We're in Paris!!" Vegeta heard. His eyes fluttered open and he noticed Bulma was shaking him, trying to get him awake. Vegeta's eyes fully opened. "We are? No more dumb plane?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Except for the trip back." Veggie leaped for joy, got up, and got their bags. He flung and pushed people out of their way so they could get out first. They walked back down the big white hall and when they got into the airport, it looked DIFFERENT!! Everything was written in a different language! "Bulma, this is weird. These people talk different!!" Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and walked over to the Rent a Car guy. She began rattling off French to him and Vegeta just blinked. She had never told him she could speak French!! Vegeta just tried to tune them out as he looked around at the unfamiler surroundings. It was rather hard to imagine this was on the same planet that his home was on!! Bulma was finally done. "OK Veggie. We hafta get a shuttle to our car rental place." Bulma said. Vegeta groaned and they walked outside.
After a bit of waiting a white car came up and picked them up. "I woulden't trust him. Some people have been known to kidnap tourists." Vegeta said. Bulma slapped at him as she helped the man put their bags on the little racky. Then the shuttle started. Vegeta wasen't scared of this car; it seemed well enough. And the guy driving it looked nice and was talking in French to Bulma. Vegeta just sat back and watched. He looked around at the surroundings in Paris and instantly fell in love. All the lights, tall buildings, casinos, nightclubs... it was a man's dream come true!! Bulma saw his big Bambi eyes and knew he liked it. "This is gonna be SOOO fun!" Vegeta said. "I can't wait to get to the Moulin Rouge!!"
Soon the shuttle stopped at the car rental place. Veggie got the bags and they got out of the shuttle. It was nighttime already in Paris because the plane ride took 12 hours or so. "Man, we get here at NIGHT." Vegeta groaned. Bulma left him on the sidewalk and went to talk to the car rental person. Vegeta waited outside and looked around. The town was so big, so crowded... it was really starting to scare poor Veggie. He was never really a people person at all. Bulma then came out and led Veggie to a car. It looked exactly like Veggie's Ferrari!! " Thundercloud!! It looks like Thundercloud!!" Vegeta said. Bulma imagined that Vegeta had named his Ferrari 'Thundercloud.' "Put the bags in, dear." Bulma said. Vegeta began to load them in the back and Bulma sat in the passenger's seat. Geeta sat next to her in the driver's seat and began to drive tworeds their hotel.
When they got to their hotel it was lovely on the outside. It was fancy in every single way possible and the windows were stained glass. Bulma thought it was absolutely gorgeous. "Vegeta!! You did an EXCELLENT job picking our hotel!!" She said. She grabbed Geeta's arm and drug him inside the hotel. The lobby was a wonder, too. Bulma now had the Bambi eyes. Vegeta was very glad that she liked it. "Let's go get our room key." Vegeta said. They walked over to the desk and the French lady greeted them. "Hello. We're Vegeta and Bulma Briefs and we'd like our room key please." Vegeta said. He had forgotten that this was France. The lady leaned forward. Vegeta smirked and repeated, 'Hello. We're Vegeta and Bulma Breifs. We'd like our room key please." The lady leaned forward even further. "ARE YOU DEAF? OUR NAMES ARE VEGETA AND BULMA BRIEFS AND WE WANT OUR FREAKIN ROOM KEY, GOD D@MMIT!!" Vegeta yelled. But it looked to him like the woman still didn't understand. "Uh, Veggie, she's French. Let me handle it." said Bulma. She began rattling off French to the woman while Vegeta just stood there and waited for them to be finished. He saw the woman give Bulma a room key and they began going to their rooms. "Which room?" Vegeta asked. "Room Un. That means one." Bulma said. They opened the door to Rm. 1.
Rm.1 was a TRASHHOLE. There was just a saggy waterbed in it, holes in the walls, a tiny T.V, a rusty faucet, bathtub and toilet and the blanket had holes in it. "Well, welcome to home sweet home." Bulma said. Vegeta roared and threw himself on the bed. He could already tell that this would be a trip from hell.
"So, where to get dinner?" Bulma asked. Vegeta was looking at a little flyer that explained in 3 languages (English being one of them) the different attractions and restuarants in Paris. "Uh...hm... OH! How about the Moulin Rouge!!?" He asked. Bulma crossed her arms over her chest. "No, Vegeta. I'm not gonna let you watch titty dancers when you have a perfectly functional wife right here." She said. Vegeta made his Bambi eyes and pouted. "Please?" He asked. He made his bottom lip tremble. "NO." Bulma said. "PLEASE?" Vegeta asked again. He forced a fake tear down his tanned cheek. Bulma was beginning to get sad looking at Vegeta's face. "UH.... no." She said. Vegeta threw himself in the floor and threw the biggest fit you'd ever see. He pounded holes in the floor and yelled as loud as he could muster. "O.K, O.K!!!" Bulma said. "We'll go to the stupid Moulin Rouge! But don't you be staring at any titty dancers!!" Geeta got up off the floor and dusted himself off. "I promise." He said. "And will you KEEP that promise?" Bulma asked. Vegeta thought and thought and thought. "Um... I will very much try." He said. Bulma kissed him(Argh) and led him out of the hotel room. They exited the hotel and stepped out into the night air. They tried to find the car but coulden't find it. "Veggie? Where did you put the car?" Bulma asked. Vegeta whipped his head around in search. He gave a nervous chuckle. "Um..,. I parked it... but I just can't seem to find it." He said. They both looked around. "I guess we'll hafta walk!!" Bulma said. She stomped a foot. "Well look on the bright side, at LEAST we get to see Paris better if we walk there." Vegeta said. Bulma gave him a look of pure hatred and walked ahead of him. Vegeta caught up. They looked around the so called 'beautiful' town but what they saw was not what they would call beauty. There was trash flying everywhere, a whore on every street corner, and a bum huddled everywhere you looked. The wallpaper off most of the buildings was peeled off in spots. The only thing majestic about the town was the huge Eifle Tower that towered very far above them. It was beautiful to Bulma. "This SUCKS." Vegeta said. He had jinxed himself because a second later he stepped in a puddle. "Son of a b*tch." He muttered. Bulma laughed because now Vegeta had mud all over his boots and his pants legs. "I'll laugh if this happens to you." Vegeta mumbled. He caught up to Bulma and she grabbed his arm. "You're walking with me. You don't know how many rapists could be out at night." She said. Vegeta nodded. After about 45 minutes they came across the beautiful Moulin Rouge. Vegeta was astounded by the giant windmill in the back of the nightclub. "Wow! It looks like a giant fan!!" He said. Bulma rolled her eyes. "Oh, come on. The sooner we get out the better." She said. They went inside the place and it was a MADHOUSE. There were people everywhere gawking at the strippers on the stage. "Wow! It looks just like the movie did." Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed his arm and drug him to one of the tables where a waitress dressed in hot pants and a haltor top came to take their order. Vegeta's mouth dropped open and he stared. "Veggie!" Bulma whispered feircly. "She needs your order!!!" Vegeta shook his head and looked at the menu. "Um.... I want.... some Cavier?" Vegeta said. "And some Champagne." Bulma ordered the same. Geeta looked around at the place. There was like a thousand strippers on that stage!! "Vegeta, you promised." Bulma said. Vegeta sadly looked at his muddy feet. He REALLY wanted to stare at those titty dancers!! He saw one all over a pole, and some freaking other men. "How come you don't do me like that, Bulma?" Vegeta asked. He was answered with a slap in the mouth. Geeta hollered. "I hate it when you do that so unexpected." He said. He caught a glimpse of a woman more beautiful than Bulma and thought he would have a boner. He had to put a napkin over his lap. "Why'd you just do that?" Bulma asked. Vegeta looked around. "No reason." He said. Bulma lifted up the napkin and gaped. "Vegeta, you..... HORRIBLE MAN!!!" She shouted. "You.....You..." She just left it at that because she knew it was perfectly natural. Vegeta was blushing so hard he looked like a tomato.
After they exited the Moulin Rouge they both clapsed on the water bed(The saggy one). "That caviar tasted funny." Bulma said. "Like it was tainted or something." Vegeta nodded agreement. It had tasted like crap but he ate it to be polite to all the pretty women in that place. The Champagne was fine but he didn't really like it so he had thrown his into the plant. A titty dancer had offered she'd pour it on herself but Vegeta had politley declined. "I wonder if that caviar WAS tainted..." Bulma said. Vegeta felt really funny. He coulden't describe it though. He also thought he would barf. That caviar MUST have been tainted with something. "Veggie, uh, you look kinda funny." She said. "So do you." Vegeta answered. "I think it was the caviar because we both had some." He had just said this when he threw up all over the carpet. Bulma wretched and threw up on Veggie." NAST!!" Vegeta said. He ran into the bathroom to change clothes and puke. They both were puking their guts up until 12:00 AM at night.
That night as they lay in bed Geeta still felt funny. "Geeta feels weird, besides the fact I'm so hungrey from throwing up." He said. Bulma then realized something. Vegeta was HORNY!! But why? Then it hit her. "VEGGIE!! THEY SNUCK VIAGRA IN YOUR CAVIAR SO YOU'D LOOK AT THE DANCERS AND WANT TO COME BACK!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta blinked. "So? Let's SNUGGLE!!" He grabbed her and began to mack her aggresively. He was never like this in bed. Never this aggressive. "Vegeta, you stop it right now!! Just because your drugged doesen't mean you can do that!!" Geeta and Bulma rolled off the bed. Eventually Bulma decided there was no stopping a man who was dosed with Viagra and they snuggled harder than they ever had before.
The next morning they coulden't move they were so sore. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!! See Veggie? Making love like that is forbidden for this one reason!!" She said. Vegeta snarled. "Well maybe it's the fact that we were throwing up so hard for 45 minutes, hm?" He said. Bulma felt like slapping him. "O.K, this trip is already becoming a bust." She said. She slowley climbed out of bed and went to make some bacon for Veggie. But then she remembered that there was NO FOOD IN THE ROOM!! "Veggie there's no food." She said. Vegeta, who was getting up, fell back on the bed. He started to twitch. "N-NO FOOD??!!!" He said. He screamed and rolled off the bed with a *THUMP*.' "Yeah. We hafta go out somewhere. Hopefully this time it isn't tainted with Viagra because I don't think I could stand being this sore again." Bulma said. Geeta got up and began to put on his usual wardrobe. Bulma started to put on a shirt and jeans. "No more Moulin Rouge than, hm?" Vegeta asked. Bulma nodded really fast. Geeta pulled himself to his feet slowley. "What do you think happened to the car?" He asked. "I don't know. But we'll hafta fly to the resturant." Bulma said, from the bathroom. She then came out. "Come on. Make sure you go really high so nobody sees, and take off in a place where there's nobody at." She turned off all the lights and they went outside. Bulma looked around. "O.K. I don't see anybody." She latched onto his back and Vegeta began the slow process of gaining altitude. But then they heard a shout from below. "Look!! That man's flying!!" said a French man. He panicked and began to take pictures. "Oh CRAP! This is just great!!" Vegeta said. He was about to land but Bulma smacked his arm. "Let's just go eat. I'll bet it turns into nothing." She said.
Once in the resturant they ordered their food. "You know, are you really not that worried about that French Frog who saw me fly? What if it goes to the newspapers and stuff?" Vegeta asked. Bulma leaned forward. "Look. If it does, I promise you that you can destroy anything and everyone who takes part in that scandle." She said. Vegeta slowley nodded as the waiter brought them their food. Vegeta took a drink of an alcoholic beverage. He scowled at the awful taste. Then he sensed the presence of a low ki standing next to him. He looked down at a little kid. "Get away from me brat." Veggie growled. He wasen't in the mood to deal with human children. "You have a lot of muscles!!!" said the kid. Vegeta lost his patience. He swung an arm and the kid went flying. "Vegeta!!" Bulma gaped. A bunch of people were now staring. "Did you just see that? He moved that kid without even touching her!! He's a telekinetic!!" One said. Vegeta sunk in his chair. "Oh sh*t!!" He said. He shoved his food in his mouth. "Come on, Bulma!! If we don't people will be asking for my autograph or something!!" Geeta said. Bulma ate a little more and they ran out. But there were so many people on the streets that he coulden't fly. He saw a buggy passing. "Bulma! Into that buggy!" He said. Bulma and he jumped into the buggy to the driver's surprise. "To the hotel." Vegeta said, giving him money. The man started his horses up and began that way. Bulma was looking around and enjoying the scenery when she heard Vegeta lightly singing. It sounded as if he were saying, 'Clippy Clop Clippy Clop.' "What are you singing, Veggie?" She asked. Veggie's cheeks turned bright red and he clapped a hand over his mouth. "Oh, Nothing." He said. Bulma shrugged and continued looking at the scenery.
"I really did it this time." Vegeta said. They were back at the trashy hotel and Geeta was collapsed on the bed. He thought about just so many PEOPLE surrounding them...what if that happened? He didn't want to hafta kill a bunch of innocent people, it wasen't right!! But if they were starting scandles it might make him infamous around the country and possibly the entire world!! And it might also reveal Goku and Rasmas!!(Rasmas is from my last story. He is a saiyan too. He is supposed to have spikey bangs, a couple spikes on the top of his head and a couple in the back. He wears a red spandex suit and about his waist still has his tail. He married Launch. Together they had a half saiyan son named Chi, whose hair looks like Rasmas's and he has Goku eyes. He would be 16 in this story. He is the strongest of them all. Rasmas is stronger than Goku and Veggie.) "Bulma, I'm so sure something bad is going to happen to me because of what I did today. How could I be so foolish?" Vegeta said. Bulma came and sat by him. "It's O.K, honey. I'm sure those people think nothing of it. Just relax for once!!" She said. Vegeta sighed heavily and rolled onto his back. He turned the tiny T.V onto channel 11 to watch something. Anything to keep his attention so he woulden't worry about the press. But it was in French, and was a way different channel. But he didn't care!! "That can't possibly be interesting to you." Bulma said. She was getting every word of it though. "Let's snuggle." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "YOU want to snuggle after our little adventure last night?" He asked. He was utterly surprised because several times Bulma had said, 'I'm never snuggling with you again, you horny jerk.' "You called me a horny jerk, remember?" Vegeta asked. Bulma nodded. "Yeah, but DUH!! I was playing!! People tend to say stuff like that when they're overwhelmed with..pleasure. Coulden't you tell by the voice I was using?" She said. Vegeta shrugged and blushed again. He was more embarrassed than he ever had been in his life. "Well I don't blame you. You are a saiyan and everything." Bulma said. She layed down on top of him and put her head on his chest. Vegeta sighed a deep sigh. "Now your a horny b*tch." He said. He began flipping channels. "I was watching that" Bulma complained. Vegeta sighed again and turned it back to what she was watching. He coulden't get those lousy people out of his mind. And haden't that one French guy tooken a picture of him AIRBORNE. "Let's make LOVE!!" Bulma said. Did she use some cream? Vegeta thought. She never usually stressed it unless she HAD used cream. "I don't want to make love right now. I'm sore and you are too so we're not going to. What's the point in being even more sore?" Vegeta said. Bulma began to mack him and Geeta did it back for about 2 minutes. Then he threw her to the other side of the bed. "No more." He said. She launched herself at him. What was WRONG with her? Vegeta rolled to get away and accidently landed in the floor. "Ow! My bum!!" He said. It had really smarted. Bulma then darted after him and he hovered out of her reach and back on the bed. "Stay down there, you..... Uh... I can't think of what to call you now but just STAY AWAY before you hurt yourself." Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed him and got back on the bed. She began to mack him again. Geeta made an aura around himself so Bulma backed away in shock. "No snuggling right now." Vegeta said. Bulma crossed her arms. "Oh, alright." She said. Geeta dissipated the aura and layed back down. "Want back on?" He asked. Bulma hesitated about this. "Uh.... O.K." She said. She climbed back on top of my Geeta baby and snuggled into him. Soon Geeta started to get..............horny too. He wrapped his arms about her and REALLY wanted to snuggle but decided against it because he was so sore from the previous night of it. He imagined Bulma was too but didn't care. "Geeta watching this. It's boring." Vegeta said, and Bulma instantly knew. "You wanna make love and you know it!!!" She said. (If this is too..explicid just tell me.) "So. Geeta watching this." Vegeta said. He continued watching the extremly boring French sitcom. "But snuggling will get your mind off those people!!" Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes widened. This was True. "Oh, what the hell. Let's snuggle." Geeta said. Bulma ripped his shirt off and he....let's just go on to a different paragraph, O.K?
After snuggling, they both lay in thier bed. The lights were off and the only thing providing light was a lamp and a couple candles. Bulma had a slip on and some shorts and Geeta lay shirtless and in his underwear. "That...was AWESOME." Bulma panted. Vegeta shot her a thumbs up. They were both VERRRY tired. And you know why, right? Anyway Vegeta was quite sure that he woulden't be able to move the next day from muscle soreness. "You know,*pant* we're not going to be able to get out of bed tomorrow." Vegeta said. Bulma nodded. She rolled close to Veggie, who put one sore arm around her. "It's only 12:00 Noon. Now we won't be able to get out of bed for the rest of the day." Bulma said. "And I MISS our children!!" Her eyes filled with tears. Another plan failed. "Uh... you're STILL sad? After all of that?" Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and cried into Vegeta's bare side. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "This trip is such a bust." He said. Then he got a plan of something he could do. "Uh... Bulma, would you please go and uh... get some bacon or something for me at the market?" He asked. Bulma's big blue eyes popped open. "Now? But Vegeta, it's supposed to be a romantic moment, me crying into you, and you ask me to get you some BACON? That sure does say a lot now doesen't it?" She said. Vegeta shrugged. Bulma popped up. "O.K, I guess I will. But it'll be a ROMANTIC time cooking bacon, won't it?" She asked. Vegeta slowley nodded. "Sure! Oh, and can you also..." He thought of something that would take a long time. "OH! and could you go review this one play for me? I'm too sore to do it myself." Bulma frowned. "NO. I'm just going to get bacon." She griped. Vegeta screwed his face up like he was going to cry. "Oh, alright. Which play is it?" She asked. "Guys and Dolls." He answered. Why would he want to see Guys and Dolls? Bulma thought. She put on her clothes and left without saying goodbye to Geeta baby. Vegeta waited until she was out of sight and then walked down to the local rose shop. He walked in and saw a pretty French lady was clerking. Luckily, she spoke English too. "Can I help you?" She asked. "Yes. I need about 1,000 rose petals, please, and a dozen roses." Vegeta said. The lady got to work on getting his order and Geeta prepared his money. When she gave him what he ordered he payed her then walked to the bath and body shop where he bought scented bubble bath and some more candles. Then he walked back to the hotel and sat down at the little table. He began trying to write a beautiful poem for Bulma.
He had been trying for hours but could only come up with a couplet, so that's what he settled for. He placed it in the middle of the bed and went into the bathroom. Then it hit him. How do you start up bathtub water? How could he wait in the bathtub for Bulma if he didn't know how to use the contraption? Bulma had always done it for him at home, and plus the readings were in French. So Vegeta crawled into the bottom of the bathtub like an idiot and turned it one way. But it had been on the shower setting. A rain of water began rushing over him and it took Vegeta a minute to realize what had happened. He looked up and saw the shower running but it was too late. His clothes were soaked, along with the socks he had been wearing. Vegeta had never tooken a shower in his clothes before!! He shut the curtains and sat down in the bottom of the bathtub while the shower was running. He wondered how shower's WORKED? He hovered up to the mouth of the shower, only to be hit by water in the face. So he just squinted through the water and looked at the shower head. There was a bunch of little holes in which the water was coming out of. And the water was freezing and making Geeta baby shiver. He put a hand against the faucet and lowered back down into the bottom of the tub. It was making the butt of his tight pants wet. He knew he'd hafta change his breifs. "O.K....how do I make it stop?" He asked himself. He turned the faucet thing the other way and hot water burned him all over. "OW!" He yelled, and flopped down into the bottom of the tub. He rolled around in boiling hot water because he was being too stupid to know what to do. "HELP!!" He yelled. He accidently drank some of the water and found it to be very good, but it scorched his tounge. He turned the faucet to the middle and it was just right. Vegeta sat up and began trying to figure out the BATHTUB. He banged on the faucet, and there was no luck there. He flew right back up to the faucet and mashed a button, and music started. (You know, those little faucets with radios in them?) He quickly pushed the button again and made it stop. Then he saw a little silver pulley sticking out of the top of the faucet. He pushed it down and the shower stopped and the bath started. (Geeta was being very stupid. You see, now the water will be cold by the time Bulma comes back.) As the bath started, he flew up and turned the radio back on. It was headbanging music. "This sounds romantic enough." He said, and dropped back down. But he dropped back down in a whole lot of water, making some splash out of the tub through the curtains. "Sh*t. I'd better clean that up soon." He said. He began headbanging in the bottom of the tub as it filled up with water. Geeta began taking off his clothes and put on some really short shorts that were skin tight and barely covered his tight @ss. "Bulma will like these." He said. "Of course. They're HERS." He layed down in the water and closed his Geeta eyes. But soon the water covered his face. He screamed under the water and popped back up. He got out of the bath, dripping water on the floor and took out the bubble bath. It said 'Put it in while the water is running.' Vegeta looked over and noticed the bathtub was too full, so he had to empty it. Then he started it up again. He began to squeeze some of the stuff into the running water. But the most noxious fumes he'd ever smell came out. "EWWW! This scented bubble bath is TOO scented!!" He said. And it WAS. It smelled so flowery it was giving Veggie a horrible headache, so bad his head wanted to split. "I hope Bulma likes this." Veggie groaned. "And she'd better, because of all I've been through. Now for the candles." He grabbed one of the candles. "How do I light it?" He said. He looked for a button. Nothing. He pulled on the little string and it came off in his hand. "I think I just ruined this one." he said, throwing it behind his back. He ran into the small kitchen and turned the stove on. He carefully put the candle on top and waited. But when he came back 5 minutes later it haden't exactly gone to plans. "What's happening!!" He yelled. The candle was no longer a candle; it was mush. "Oh no!" He said. He stuck a finger in the mush that was burning hot. "Ow!" He said. He tasted it. "EEEEW!" He shouted. He began scraping his tounge off trying to get the horrible taste out of his mouth. He took another candle and looked at the little string. He made a tiney ki blast at the end of the string and it caught on fire. "There!!" He said. He placed it on the edge of the bathtub and did the same to 4 others and placed them around the bathtub. He accidently knocked one over and it caught the curtain on fire. "D@mn!!" He said. He quickly set the candle up and beat out the fire. Now the curtain was charred black. "Aw well." He said, and grabbed the rose petals. He went into the living room.
He looked at the bed and the poem. He carefully picked the poem up and put it on the table. Then he began to sprinkle rose petals on the bed. They smelled yummy. Geeta grabbed two handfuls and sniffed them as hard as he could. He smashed and rubbed them all over his face. One poked his eye. "OW!" He yelled, clutching his eye. He brung it away from his face to see if there was blood.There wasen't. "Even this is turning out a disaster." He mumbled, and sprinkled more on the bed. Then he made a trail of rose petals from the door to the bed and from the bed to the bathroom. He began lighting candles and setting them around the trail to light Bulma's way. He put the poem back in the middle of the bed, turned off all the lights, grabbed his roses and jumped into the bathtub. He dropped a couple bathbeads in there to watch them sink. He put one too many in there and it made it stink more. Geeta pinched his nose shut with his fingers. "This sucks." He said. He sounded nasal.
After about 3 hours of sitting in the bathtub playing with the bathbeads like they were an army, He heard the door open. "Ah!" He said. He grabbed the roses and sat against the wall in the bathtub with the curtain closed. He hoped she'd like it!!
Bulma walked into the house and noticed the lights were off. "Veggie? I saw that play, it was really dumb!!" But she noticed he wasen't there. She looked down and saw the candles and the rose petals. A look pf puzzlement crossed her face, then a smile. She began to follow the trail to the bed, which had rose petals all over it too. The smell was wonderful. In the middle of the bed was a poem. "Oh, Veggie!" She said, picking up the poem. She began to read. It said:
Bulma, Bulma, this might be corny,
But the sight of you just MAKES ME HORNY!!
Bulma didn't much like the last line but at least he had tried, and come up with something clever. So she liked it. She grabbed the poem and hugged it. "Veggie?" She asked again. Then she saw the rose petals leading to the bathroom, and knew where he was. She went and changed into her bikini. (I know, people normally don't wear bikinis in bathtubs but this story is rated PG13. And mind you that Vegeta is wearing SHORTS in that bathtub?) She walked into the bathroom and saw the lights were off in there too, but there were candles burning around the bathtub, five of them. Vegeta was sitting in the bathtub with a handful of roses. But he was sleeping. "Vegeta!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes popped open. "Oops! I wasen't supposed to go night night! I wasen't asleep though. I closed my eyes when I heard you come in because I was trying to brace myself against getting a boner." He said. Bulma took a whiff of the air. "What did you do in here? It smells so...STRONG!" She said, half nagging. "Oh, I got scented bubble bath and I was playing army brigade with bath beads while I waited for you to come home." Vegeta said. "Colonel Blue died. See, he's the blue one and I accidently smashed him between two fingers." Bulma thought that was very cute. "Come in." Vegeta said. "We can play army TOGETHER!!" Bulma slowley nodded and climbed in. Vegeta dumped more bathbeads in. "Veggie, this was really nice of you to do." Bulma said. Geeta blushed and put his head down, pretending to play with the beads. He made one jump over another. "Why did you do this?" Bulma asked. "I mean, I like it and everything but WHY?" Vegeta played for a second more. "Uh...because you were sad, and things like this usually make people happy!!" He said, not removing his eyes from his game. Bulma smashed all the bathbeads under a hand. A look of hurt crossed Veggie's face. "Look at me when I talk to you." Bulma said. Vegeta looked up. He noticed she had bags under her eyes. "You didn't sleep last night!! SEE!! You are sad!!" He said. "No.... I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOU WOULDEN'T STOP SNORING! But that's O.K, Veggie. I've got something on my mind other than sleeping." She said. Vegeta poured somemore beads into the water. "Oh! You wanna play army brigade?" He asked. "NO I do not want to play army brigade! I wanna snuggle." She said. Vegeta made two bathbeads collide with eachother. "But we can't do that in WATER." He said. He squished one bathbead between his fingers. "They all say it feels BETTER in water." Bulma said, inching forward. Vegeta backed up. "Your scaring me." He said. "Back off please." She backed up. "How about I WASH you Veggie!!" She said. Vegeta gripped the side of the bathtub. "I know how to wash myself." He said. "No thank you." "I wanna MASSAGE you, Veggie. I wanna MASSAGE you in places you've never been massaged!!" Vegeta whimpered. "I think I'm just gonna get out now." He said. Bulma grabbed his shorts. Any closer and she would have gotten his tight @ss. He fell back in and whacked his head on the faucet. He yelped. He saw her advancing on him. ":NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!" He yelled. He sat up. She looked at him funny. "Why don't you wanna snuggle?" Bulma asked. "Because I aint horny." Vegeta said, playing with the beads. Bulma smacked them out of his hands and grabbed his wrist. "I can MAKE you horny, Veggie." She said. Vegeta kicked her into the other side of the bathtub. "What is WRONG with you tonight?" He asked. "I'm horny!" Bulma said. "And I thought you said just LOOKING at me makes you horny! Are u a lier? Did you lie? Am I ugly, old and saggy ?
??" Vegeta shook his head. "NOO! I just didn't have snuggling in mind! I thought we could take a bath together!!" He said. Bulma grabbed a Lufa. "Then let me SCRUB you, Veggie." She said. "NOO! I meant scrub ourselves!" He said. She grabbed him and Geeta bit her. "No bite!" Bulma said, whacking him on the nose. "Ow.' Veggie said. Bulma scrubbed Vegeta in places he had never DREAMED of being scrubbed. "I didn't know you could do that." he said. "If I had, our past would be much more interesting. But I must say; I thought circumcision took care of that?" Bulma shrugged. "Aw well." She said. "Now you do me." Vegeta got up and ran out of the bathroom.
He sat on the bed. "Do me!!" Bulma said, flopping on the bed. Vegeta ran into the kitchen. "Who are you and what have you done with my wife?" He asked. He picked up a knife. "Are you a monster or something? I'll kill you with my bare hands!!" "No! I'm just Bulma!!" She said. "Now come here!!" Vegeta screamed like a girl and jumped on the table. It broke under his weight. "D@mmit." He said.
Note: In this story there is a couple of parts (not sexual, may I mind you) that may be put into a rated 'R' story. But because most of it is rated PG-13 I just put that rating on. Now, if any one of you thinks it should be 'R' instead of PG-13 just tell me. I'll change it even if one person says so.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
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After about 3 hours of sitting in the plane both their butts hurt and they were tired of sitting. It was now 6:00 PM. "I'm so tired of sitting!!!" Geeta said. He kicked his feet and accidently got the seat in front of him. An old, scary looking man whirled around and eyed Vegeta with such hatred that it scared even HIM. "Uh, sorry..." Vegeta said. The old man turned around again. Geeta stuck his tounge out at the back of the man's head, and the man turned around again. "Uh....... I didn't do it." Vegeta said. The man watched him a second more and then turned around. Geeta mumbled something. "Sheesh, this man has eyes in the back of his head." Vegeta mumbled to Bulma, who slapped at him. "Be nice. He's just a grumpy old man with no friends." Bulma said. The old man turned around again. "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it? Your just a weak old man." Bulma said. The man in the seat beside the old man turned around. He was big, and a mountain of muscle. He was a lot bigger than Veggie. "This is my lover. If you don't quit it, he'll get you." The old man said. Veggie laughed. "Hah! He's not strong at all I'll bet you!!" He said. The man socked Vegeta in the nose. "AHHH! My nose!!" Geeta said, as he tried to stop the flow of blood. Bulma growled. "You can take care of him later. No ki blasts or anything in public where so many people will see." She said. Vegeta nodded and clasped a tissue to his nose. It really hurt. "Ouch!!" Vegeta whined. Bulma lifted Geeta's hands to look at it. "Just 3 more hours, Veggie." She said. Vegeta leaned his head on her shoulder because he was tired. "I don't want to wait anymore! It's about to get dark and then It'll be scary! And what if we pass a storm?" He said. Bulma patted his arm. "Shush." She said. The stewardess brought them some wine. "Drink this Veggie. It'll help." Bulma said. Vegeta took a long drink of the wine and made a sour face. "Tastes bad!!" He said, and spit it out. It hit the old man in front of him in the back of the head. Vegeta cringed as the old man turned around. "Please, no more punches in the nose mister!!" He said. The old man stared somemore then turned back around. Bulma frowned at the old grouch. She felt sorry for Vegeta. "Just three more hours, Veggie remember! Do you think you can sleep just that long? Then when we get off in Paris and get to our room, we can go have a nice dinner and then snuggle and then go to sleep in eachother's arms?" Bulma said. Vegeta nodded and closed his eyes.
"Vegeta! Wake up! We're in Paris!!" Vegeta heard. His eyes fluttered open and he noticed Bulma was shaking him, trying to get him awake. Vegeta's eyes fully opened. "We are? No more dumb plane?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Except for the trip back." Veggie leaped for joy, got up, and got their bags. He flung and pushed people out of their way so they could get out first. They walked back down the big white hall and when they got into the airport, it looked DIFFERENT!! Everything was written in a different language! "Bulma, this is weird. These people talk different!!" Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and walked over to the Rent a Car guy. She began rattling off French to him and Vegeta just blinked. She had never told him she could speak French!! Vegeta just tried to tune them out as he looked around at the unfamiler surroundings. It was rather hard to imagine this was on the same planet that his home was on!! Bulma was finally done. "OK Veggie. We hafta get a shuttle to our car rental place." Bulma said. Vegeta groaned and they walked outside.
After a bit of waiting a white car came up and picked them up. "I woulden't trust him. Some people have been known to kidnap tourists." Vegeta said. Bulma slapped at him as she helped the man put their bags on the little racky. Then the shuttle started. Vegeta wasen't scared of this car; it seemed well enough. And the guy driving it looked nice and was talking in French to Bulma. Vegeta just sat back and watched. He looked around at the surroundings in Paris and instantly fell in love. All the lights, tall buildings, casinos, nightclubs... it was a man's dream come true!! Bulma saw his big Bambi eyes and knew he liked it. "This is gonna be SOOO fun!" Vegeta said. "I can't wait to get to the Moulin Rouge!!"
Soon the shuttle stopped at the car rental place. Veggie got the bags and they got out of the shuttle. It was nighttime already in Paris because the plane ride took 12 hours or so. "Man, we get here at NIGHT." Vegeta groaned. Bulma left him on the sidewalk and went to talk to the car rental person. Vegeta waited outside and looked around. The town was so big, so crowded... it was really starting to scare poor Veggie. He was never really a people person at all. Bulma then came out and led Veggie to a car. It looked exactly like Veggie's Ferrari!! " Thundercloud!! It looks like Thundercloud!!" Vegeta said. Bulma imagined that Vegeta had named his Ferrari 'Thundercloud.' "Put the bags in, dear." Bulma said. Vegeta began to load them in the back and Bulma sat in the passenger's seat. Geeta sat next to her in the driver's seat and began to drive tworeds their hotel.
When they got to their hotel it was lovely on the outside. It was fancy in every single way possible and the windows were stained glass. Bulma thought it was absolutely gorgeous. "Vegeta!! You did an EXCELLENT job picking our hotel!!" She said. She grabbed Geeta's arm and drug him inside the hotel. The lobby was a wonder, too. Bulma now had the Bambi eyes. Vegeta was very glad that she liked it. "Let's go get our room key." Vegeta said. They walked over to the desk and the French lady greeted them. "Hello. We're Vegeta and Bulma Briefs and we'd like our room key please." Vegeta said. He had forgotten that this was France. The lady leaned forward. Vegeta smirked and repeated, 'Hello. We're Vegeta and Bulma Breifs. We'd like our room key please." The lady leaned forward even further. "ARE YOU DEAF? OUR NAMES ARE VEGETA AND BULMA BRIEFS AND WE WANT OUR FREAKIN ROOM KEY, GOD D@MMIT!!" Vegeta yelled. But it looked to him like the woman still didn't understand. "Uh, Veggie, she's French. Let me handle it." said Bulma. She began rattling off French to the woman while Vegeta just stood there and waited for them to be finished. He saw the woman give Bulma a room key and they began going to their rooms. "Which room?" Vegeta asked. "Room Un. That means one." Bulma said. They opened the door to Rm. 1.
Rm.1 was a TRASHHOLE. There was just a saggy waterbed in it, holes in the walls, a tiny T.V, a rusty faucet, bathtub and toilet and the blanket had holes in it. "Well, welcome to home sweet home." Bulma said. Vegeta roared and threw himself on the bed. He could already tell that this would be a trip from hell.
"So, where to get dinner?" Bulma asked. Vegeta was looking at a little flyer that explained in 3 languages (English being one of them) the different attractions and restuarants in Paris. "Uh...hm... OH! How about the Moulin Rouge!!?" He asked. Bulma crossed her arms over her chest. "No, Vegeta. I'm not gonna let you watch titty dancers when you have a perfectly functional wife right here." She said. Vegeta made his Bambi eyes and pouted. "Please?" He asked. He made his bottom lip tremble. "NO." Bulma said. "PLEASE?" Vegeta asked again. He forced a fake tear down his tanned cheek. Bulma was beginning to get sad looking at Vegeta's face. "UH.... no." She said. Vegeta threw himself in the floor and threw the biggest fit you'd ever see. He pounded holes in the floor and yelled as loud as he could muster. "O.K, O.K!!!" Bulma said. "We'll go to the stupid Moulin Rouge! But don't you be staring at any titty dancers!!" Geeta got up off the floor and dusted himself off. "I promise." He said. "And will you KEEP that promise?" Bulma asked. Vegeta thought and thought and thought. "Um... I will very much try." He said. Bulma kissed him(Argh) and led him out of the hotel room. They exited the hotel and stepped out into the night air. They tried to find the car but coulden't find it. "Veggie? Where did you put the car?" Bulma asked. Vegeta whipped his head around in search. He gave a nervous chuckle. "Um..,. I parked it... but I just can't seem to find it." He said. They both looked around. "I guess we'll hafta walk!!" Bulma said. She stomped a foot. "Well look on the bright side, at LEAST we get to see Paris better if we walk there." Vegeta said. Bulma gave him a look of pure hatred and walked ahead of him. Vegeta caught up. They looked around the so called 'beautiful' town but what they saw was not what they would call beauty. There was trash flying everywhere, a whore on every street corner, and a bum huddled everywhere you looked. The wallpaper off most of the buildings was peeled off in spots. The only thing majestic about the town was the huge Eifle Tower that towered very far above them. It was beautiful to Bulma. "This SUCKS." Vegeta said. He had jinxed himself because a second later he stepped in a puddle. "Son of a b*tch." He muttered. Bulma laughed because now Vegeta had mud all over his boots and his pants legs. "I'll laugh if this happens to you." Vegeta mumbled. He caught up to Bulma and she grabbed his arm. "You're walking with me. You don't know how many rapists could be out at night." She said. Vegeta nodded. After about 45 minutes they came across the beautiful Moulin Rouge. Vegeta was astounded by the giant windmill in the back of the nightclub. "Wow! It looks like a giant fan!!" He said. Bulma rolled her eyes. "Oh, come on. The sooner we get out the better." She said. They went inside the place and it was a MADHOUSE. There were people everywhere gawking at the strippers on the stage. "Wow! It looks just like the movie did." Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed his arm and drug him to one of the tables where a waitress dressed in hot pants and a haltor top came to take their order. Vegeta's mouth dropped open and he stared. "Veggie!" Bulma whispered feircly. "She needs your order!!!" Vegeta shook his head and looked at the menu. "Um.... I want.... some Cavier?" Vegeta said. "And some Champagne." Bulma ordered the same. Geeta looked around at the place. There was like a thousand strippers on that stage!! "Vegeta, you promised." Bulma said. Vegeta sadly looked at his muddy feet. He REALLY wanted to stare at those titty dancers!! He saw one all over a pole, and some freaking other men. "How come you don't do me like that, Bulma?" Vegeta asked. He was answered with a slap in the mouth. Geeta hollered. "I hate it when you do that so unexpected." He said. He caught a glimpse of a woman more beautiful than Bulma and thought he would have a boner. He had to put a napkin over his lap. "Why'd you just do that?" Bulma asked. Vegeta looked around. "No reason." He said. Bulma lifted up the napkin and gaped. "Vegeta, you..... HORRIBLE MAN!!!" She shouted. "You.....You..." She just left it at that because she knew it was perfectly natural. Vegeta was blushing so hard he looked like a tomato.
After they exited the Moulin Rouge they both clapsed on the water bed(The saggy one). "That caviar tasted funny." Bulma said. "Like it was tainted or something." Vegeta nodded agreement. It had tasted like crap but he ate it to be polite to all the pretty women in that place. The Champagne was fine but he didn't really like it so he had thrown his into the plant. A titty dancer had offered she'd pour it on herself but Vegeta had politley declined. "I wonder if that caviar WAS tainted..." Bulma said. Vegeta felt really funny. He coulden't describe it though. He also thought he would barf. That caviar MUST have been tainted with something. "Veggie, uh, you look kinda funny." She said. "So do you." Vegeta answered. "I think it was the caviar because we both had some." He had just said this when he threw up all over the carpet. Bulma wretched and threw up on Veggie." NAST!!" Vegeta said. He ran into the bathroom to change clothes and puke. They both were puking their guts up until 12:00 AM at night.
That night as they lay in bed Geeta still felt funny. "Geeta feels weird, besides the fact I'm so hungrey from throwing up." He said. Bulma then realized something. Vegeta was HORNY!! But why? Then it hit her. "VEGGIE!! THEY SNUCK VIAGRA IN YOUR CAVIAR SO YOU'D LOOK AT THE DANCERS AND WANT TO COME BACK!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta blinked. "So? Let's SNUGGLE!!" He grabbed her and began to mack her aggresively. He was never like this in bed. Never this aggressive. "Vegeta, you stop it right now!! Just because your drugged doesen't mean you can do that!!" Geeta and Bulma rolled off the bed. Eventually Bulma decided there was no stopping a man who was dosed with Viagra and they snuggled harder than they ever had before.
The next morning they coulden't move they were so sore. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!! See Veggie? Making love like that is forbidden for this one reason!!" She said. Vegeta snarled. "Well maybe it's the fact that we were throwing up so hard for 45 minutes, hm?" He said. Bulma felt like slapping him. "O.K, this trip is already becoming a bust." She said. She slowley climbed out of bed and went to make some bacon for Veggie. But then she remembered that there was NO FOOD IN THE ROOM!! "Veggie there's no food." She said. Vegeta, who was getting up, fell back on the bed. He started to twitch. "N-NO FOOD??!!!" He said. He screamed and rolled off the bed with a *THUMP*.' "Yeah. We hafta go out somewhere. Hopefully this time it isn't tainted with Viagra because I don't think I could stand being this sore again." Bulma said. Geeta got up and began to put on his usual wardrobe. Bulma started to put on a shirt and jeans. "No more Moulin Rouge than, hm?" Vegeta asked. Bulma nodded really fast. Geeta pulled himself to his feet slowley. "What do you think happened to the car?" He asked. "I don't know. But we'll hafta fly to the resturant." Bulma said, from the bathroom. She then came out. "Come on. Make sure you go really high so nobody sees, and take off in a place where there's nobody at." She turned off all the lights and they went outside. Bulma looked around. "O.K. I don't see anybody." She latched onto his back and Vegeta began the slow process of gaining altitude. But then they heard a shout from below. "Look!! That man's flying!!" said a French man. He panicked and began to take pictures. "Oh CRAP! This is just great!!" Vegeta said. He was about to land but Bulma smacked his arm. "Let's just go eat. I'll bet it turns into nothing." She said.
Once in the resturant they ordered their food. "You know, are you really not that worried about that French Frog who saw me fly? What if it goes to the newspapers and stuff?" Vegeta asked. Bulma leaned forward. "Look. If it does, I promise you that you can destroy anything and everyone who takes part in that scandle." She said. Vegeta slowley nodded as the waiter brought them their food. Vegeta took a drink of an alcoholic beverage. He scowled at the awful taste. Then he sensed the presence of a low ki standing next to him. He looked down at a little kid. "Get away from me brat." Veggie growled. He wasen't in the mood to deal with human children. "You have a lot of muscles!!!" said the kid. Vegeta lost his patience. He swung an arm and the kid went flying. "Vegeta!!" Bulma gaped. A bunch of people were now staring. "Did you just see that? He moved that kid without even touching her!! He's a telekinetic!!" One said. Vegeta sunk in his chair. "Oh sh*t!!" He said. He shoved his food in his mouth. "Come on, Bulma!! If we don't people will be asking for my autograph or something!!" Geeta said. Bulma ate a little more and they ran out. But there were so many people on the streets that he coulden't fly. He saw a buggy passing. "Bulma! Into that buggy!" He said. Bulma and he jumped into the buggy to the driver's surprise. "To the hotel." Vegeta said, giving him money. The man started his horses up and began that way. Bulma was looking around and enjoying the scenery when she heard Vegeta lightly singing. It sounded as if he were saying, 'Clippy Clop Clippy Clop.' "What are you singing, Veggie?" She asked. Veggie's cheeks turned bright red and he clapped a hand over his mouth. "Oh, Nothing." He said. Bulma shrugged and continued looking at the scenery.
"I really did it this time." Vegeta said. They were back at the trashy hotel and Geeta was collapsed on the bed. He thought about just so many PEOPLE surrounding them...what if that happened? He didn't want to hafta kill a bunch of innocent people, it wasen't right!! But if they were starting scandles it might make him infamous around the country and possibly the entire world!! And it might also reveal Goku and Rasmas!!(Rasmas is from my last story. He is a saiyan too. He is supposed to have spikey bangs, a couple spikes on the top of his head and a couple in the back. He wears a red spandex suit and about his waist still has his tail. He married Launch. Together they had a half saiyan son named Chi, whose hair looks like Rasmas's and he has Goku eyes. He would be 16 in this story. He is the strongest of them all. Rasmas is stronger than Goku and Veggie.) "Bulma, I'm so sure something bad is going to happen to me because of what I did today. How could I be so foolish?" Vegeta said. Bulma came and sat by him. "It's O.K, honey. I'm sure those people think nothing of it. Just relax for once!!" She said. Vegeta sighed heavily and rolled onto his back. He turned the tiny T.V onto channel 11 to watch something. Anything to keep his attention so he woulden't worry about the press. But it was in French, and was a way different channel. But he didn't care!! "That can't possibly be interesting to you." Bulma said. She was getting every word of it though. "Let's snuggle." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "YOU want to snuggle after our little adventure last night?" He asked. He was utterly surprised because several times Bulma had said, 'I'm never snuggling with you again, you horny jerk.' "You called me a horny jerk, remember?" Vegeta asked. Bulma nodded. "Yeah, but DUH!! I was playing!! People tend to say stuff like that when they're overwhelmed with..pleasure. Coulden't you tell by the voice I was using?" She said. Vegeta shrugged and blushed again. He was more embarrassed than he ever had been in his life. "Well I don't blame you. You are a saiyan and everything." Bulma said. She layed down on top of him and put her head on his chest. Vegeta sighed a deep sigh. "Now your a horny b*tch." He said. He began flipping channels. "I was watching that" Bulma complained. Vegeta sighed again and turned it back to what she was watching. He coulden't get those lousy people out of his mind. And haden't that one French guy tooken a picture of him AIRBORNE. "Let's make LOVE!!" Bulma said. Did she use some cream? Vegeta thought. She never usually stressed it unless she HAD used cream. "I don't want to make love right now. I'm sore and you are too so we're not going to. What's the point in being even more sore?" Vegeta said. Bulma began to mack him and Geeta did it back for about 2 minutes. Then he threw her to the other side of the bed. "No more." He said. She launched herself at him. What was WRONG with her? Vegeta rolled to get away and accidently landed in the floor. "Ow! My bum!!" He said. It had really smarted. Bulma then darted after him and he hovered out of her reach and back on the bed. "Stay down there, you..... Uh... I can't think of what to call you now but just STAY AWAY before you hurt yourself." Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed him and got back on the bed. She began to mack him again. Geeta made an aura around himself so Bulma backed away in shock. "No snuggling right now." Vegeta said. Bulma crossed her arms. "Oh, alright." She said. Geeta dissipated the aura and layed back down. "Want back on?" He asked. Bulma hesitated about this. "Uh.... O.K." She said. She climbed back on top of my Geeta baby and snuggled into him. Soon Geeta started to get..............horny too. He wrapped his arms about her and REALLY wanted to snuggle but decided against it because he was so sore from the previous night of it. He imagined Bulma was too but didn't care. "Geeta watching this. It's boring." Vegeta said, and Bulma instantly knew. "You wanna make love and you know it!!!" She said. (If this is too..explicid just tell me.) "So. Geeta watching this." Vegeta said. He continued watching the extremly boring French sitcom. "But snuggling will get your mind off those people!!" Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes widened. This was True. "Oh, what the hell. Let's snuggle." Geeta said. Bulma ripped his shirt off and he....let's just go on to a different paragraph, O.K?
After snuggling, they both lay in thier bed. The lights were off and the only thing providing light was a lamp and a couple candles. Bulma had a slip on and some shorts and Geeta lay shirtless and in his underwear. "That...was AWESOME." Bulma panted. Vegeta shot her a thumbs up. They were both VERRRY tired. And you know why, right? Anyway Vegeta was quite sure that he woulden't be able to move the next day from muscle soreness. "You know,*pant* we're not going to be able to get out of bed tomorrow." Vegeta said. Bulma nodded. She rolled close to Veggie, who put one sore arm around her. "It's only 12:00 Noon. Now we won't be able to get out of bed for the rest of the day." Bulma said. "And I MISS our children!!" Her eyes filled with tears. Another plan failed. "Uh... you're STILL sad? After all of that?" Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and cried into Vegeta's bare side. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "This trip is such a bust." He said. Then he got a plan of something he could do. "Uh... Bulma, would you please go and uh... get some bacon or something for me at the market?" He asked. Bulma's big blue eyes popped open. "Now? But Vegeta, it's supposed to be a romantic moment, me crying into you, and you ask me to get you some BACON? That sure does say a lot now doesen't it?" She said. Vegeta shrugged. Bulma popped up. "O.K, I guess I will. But it'll be a ROMANTIC time cooking bacon, won't it?" She asked. Vegeta slowley nodded. "Sure! Oh, and can you also..." He thought of something that would take a long time. "OH! and could you go review this one play for me? I'm too sore to do it myself." Bulma frowned. "NO. I'm just going to get bacon." She griped. Vegeta screwed his face up like he was going to cry. "Oh, alright. Which play is it?" She asked. "Guys and Dolls." He answered. Why would he want to see Guys and Dolls? Bulma thought. She put on her clothes and left without saying goodbye to Geeta baby. Vegeta waited until she was out of sight and then walked down to the local rose shop. He walked in and saw a pretty French lady was clerking. Luckily, she spoke English too. "Can I help you?" She asked. "Yes. I need about 1,000 rose petals, please, and a dozen roses." Vegeta said. The lady got to work on getting his order and Geeta prepared his money. When she gave him what he ordered he payed her then walked to the bath and body shop where he bought scented bubble bath and some more candles. Then he walked back to the hotel and sat down at the little table. He began trying to write a beautiful poem for Bulma.
He had been trying for hours but could only come up with a couplet, so that's what he settled for. He placed it in the middle of the bed and went into the bathroom. Then it hit him. How do you start up bathtub water? How could he wait in the bathtub for Bulma if he didn't know how to use the contraption? Bulma had always done it for him at home, and plus the readings were in French. So Vegeta crawled into the bottom of the bathtub like an idiot and turned it one way. But it had been on the shower setting. A rain of water began rushing over him and it took Vegeta a minute to realize what had happened. He looked up and saw the shower running but it was too late. His clothes were soaked, along with the socks he had been wearing. Vegeta had never tooken a shower in his clothes before!! He shut the curtains and sat down in the bottom of the bathtub while the shower was running. He wondered how shower's WORKED? He hovered up to the mouth of the shower, only to be hit by water in the face. So he just squinted through the water and looked at the shower head. There was a bunch of little holes in which the water was coming out of. And the water was freezing and making Geeta baby shiver. He put a hand against the faucet and lowered back down into the bottom of the tub. It was making the butt of his tight pants wet. He knew he'd hafta change his breifs. "O.K....how do I make it stop?" He asked himself. He turned the faucet thing the other way and hot water burned him all over. "OW!" He yelled, and flopped down into the bottom of the tub. He rolled around in boiling hot water because he was being too stupid to know what to do. "HELP!!" He yelled. He accidently drank some of the water and found it to be very good, but it scorched his tounge. He turned the faucet to the middle and it was just right. Vegeta sat up and began trying to figure out the BATHTUB. He banged on the faucet, and there was no luck there. He flew right back up to the faucet and mashed a button, and music started. (You know, those little faucets with radios in them?) He quickly pushed the button again and made it stop. Then he saw a little silver pulley sticking out of the top of the faucet. He pushed it down and the shower stopped and the bath started. (Geeta was being very stupid. You see, now the water will be cold by the time Bulma comes back.) As the bath started, he flew up and turned the radio back on. It was headbanging music. "This sounds romantic enough." He said, and dropped back down. But he dropped back down in a whole lot of water, making some splash out of the tub through the curtains. "Sh*t. I'd better clean that up soon." He said. He began headbanging in the bottom of the tub as it filled up with water. Geeta began taking off his clothes and put on some really short shorts that were skin tight and barely covered his tight @ss. "Bulma will like these." He said. "Of course. They're HERS." He layed down in the water and closed his Geeta eyes. But soon the water covered his face. He screamed under the water and popped back up. He got out of the bath, dripping water on the floor and took out the bubble bath. It said 'Put it in while the water is running.' Vegeta looked over and noticed the bathtub was too full, so he had to empty it. Then he started it up again. He began to squeeze some of the stuff into the running water. But the most noxious fumes he'd ever smell came out. "EWWW! This scented bubble bath is TOO scented!!" He said. And it WAS. It smelled so flowery it was giving Veggie a horrible headache, so bad his head wanted to split. "I hope Bulma likes this." Veggie groaned. "And she'd better, because of all I've been through. Now for the candles." He grabbed one of the candles. "How do I light it?" He said. He looked for a button. Nothing. He pulled on the little string and it came off in his hand. "I think I just ruined this one." he said, throwing it behind his back. He ran into the small kitchen and turned the stove on. He carefully put the candle on top and waited. But when he came back 5 minutes later it haden't exactly gone to plans. "What's happening!!" He yelled. The candle was no longer a candle; it was mush. "Oh no!" He said. He stuck a finger in the mush that was burning hot. "Ow!" He said. He tasted it. "EEEEW!" He shouted. He began scraping his tounge off trying to get the horrible taste out of his mouth. He took another candle and looked at the little string. He made a tiney ki blast at the end of the string and it caught on fire. "There!!" He said. He placed it on the edge of the bathtub and did the same to 4 others and placed them around the bathtub. He accidently knocked one over and it caught the curtain on fire. "D@mn!!" He said. He quickly set the candle up and beat out the fire. Now the curtain was charred black. "Aw well." He said, and grabbed the rose petals. He went into the living room.
He looked at the bed and the poem. He carefully picked the poem up and put it on the table. Then he began to sprinkle rose petals on the bed. They smelled yummy. Geeta grabbed two handfuls and sniffed them as hard as he could. He smashed and rubbed them all over his face. One poked his eye. "OW!" He yelled, clutching his eye. He brung it away from his face to see if there was blood.There wasen't. "Even this is turning out a disaster." He mumbled, and sprinkled more on the bed. Then he made a trail of rose petals from the door to the bed and from the bed to the bathroom. He began lighting candles and setting them around the trail to light Bulma's way. He put the poem back in the middle of the bed, turned off all the lights, grabbed his roses and jumped into the bathtub. He dropped a couple bathbeads in there to watch them sink. He put one too many in there and it made it stink more. Geeta pinched his nose shut with his fingers. "This sucks." He said. He sounded nasal.
After about 3 hours of sitting in the bathtub playing with the bathbeads like they were an army, He heard the door open. "Ah!" He said. He grabbed the roses and sat against the wall in the bathtub with the curtain closed. He hoped she'd like it!!
Bulma walked into the house and noticed the lights were off. "Veggie? I saw that play, it was really dumb!!" But she noticed he wasen't there. She looked down and saw the candles and the rose petals. A look pf puzzlement crossed her face, then a smile. She began to follow the trail to the bed, which had rose petals all over it too. The smell was wonderful. In the middle of the bed was a poem. "Oh, Veggie!" She said, picking up the poem. She began to read. It said:
Bulma, Bulma, this might be corny,
But the sight of you just MAKES ME HORNY!!
Bulma didn't much like the last line but at least he had tried, and come up with something clever. So she liked it. She grabbed the poem and hugged it. "Veggie?" She asked again. Then she saw the rose petals leading to the bathroom, and knew where he was. She went and changed into her bikini. (I know, people normally don't wear bikinis in bathtubs but this story is rated PG13. And mind you that Vegeta is wearing SHORTS in that bathtub?) She walked into the bathroom and saw the lights were off in there too, but there were candles burning around the bathtub, five of them. Vegeta was sitting in the bathtub with a handful of roses. But he was sleeping. "Vegeta!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes popped open. "Oops! I wasen't supposed to go night night! I wasen't asleep though. I closed my eyes when I heard you come in because I was trying to brace myself against getting a boner." He said. Bulma took a whiff of the air. "What did you do in here? It smells so...STRONG!" She said, half nagging. "Oh, I got scented bubble bath and I was playing army brigade with bath beads while I waited for you to come home." Vegeta said. "Colonel Blue died. See, he's the blue one and I accidently smashed him between two fingers." Bulma thought that was very cute. "Come in." Vegeta said. "We can play army TOGETHER!!" Bulma slowley nodded and climbed in. Vegeta dumped more bathbeads in. "Veggie, this was really nice of you to do." Bulma said. Geeta blushed and put his head down, pretending to play with the beads. He made one jump over another. "Why did you do this?" Bulma asked. "I mean, I like it and everything but WHY?" Vegeta played for a second more. "Uh...because you were sad, and things like this usually make people happy!!" He said, not removing his eyes from his game. Bulma smashed all the bathbeads under a hand. A look of hurt crossed Veggie's face. "Look at me when I talk to you." Bulma said. Vegeta looked up. He noticed she had bags under her eyes. "You didn't sleep last night!! SEE!! You are sad!!" He said. "No.... I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOU WOULDEN'T STOP SNORING! But that's O.K, Veggie. I've got something on my mind other than sleeping." She said. Vegeta poured somemore beads into the water. "Oh! You wanna play army brigade?" He asked. "NO I do not want to play army brigade! I wanna snuggle." She said. Vegeta made two bathbeads collide with eachother. "But we can't do that in WATER." He said. He squished one bathbead between his fingers. "They all say it feels BETTER in water." Bulma said, inching forward. Vegeta backed up. "Your scaring me." He said. "Back off please." She backed up. "How about I WASH you Veggie!!" She said. Vegeta gripped the side of the bathtub. "I know how to wash myself." He said. "No thank you." "I wanna MASSAGE you, Veggie. I wanna MASSAGE you in places you've never been massaged!!" Vegeta whimpered. "I think I'm just gonna get out now." He said. Bulma grabbed his shorts. Any closer and she would have gotten his tight @ss. He fell back in and whacked his head on the faucet. He yelped. He saw her advancing on him. ":NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!" He yelled. He sat up. She looked at him funny. "Why don't you wanna snuggle?" Bulma asked. "Because I aint horny." Vegeta said, playing with the beads. Bulma smacked them out of his hands and grabbed his wrist. "I can MAKE you horny, Veggie." She said. Vegeta kicked her into the other side of the bathtub. "What is WRONG with you tonight?" He asked. "I'm horny!" Bulma said. "And I thought you said just LOOKING at me makes you horny! Are u a lier? Did you lie? Am I ugly, old and saggy ?
??" Vegeta shook his head. "NOO! I just didn't have snuggling in mind! I thought we could take a bath together!!" He said. Bulma grabbed a Lufa. "Then let me SCRUB you, Veggie." She said. "NOO! I meant scrub ourselves!" He said. She grabbed him and Geeta bit her. "No bite!" Bulma said, whacking him on the nose. "Ow.' Veggie said. Bulma scrubbed Vegeta in places he had never DREAMED of being scrubbed. "I didn't know you could do that." he said. "If I had, our past would be much more interesting. But I must say; I thought circumcision took care of that?" Bulma shrugged. "Aw well." She said. "Now you do me." Vegeta got up and ran out of the bathroom.
He sat on the bed. "Do me!!" Bulma said, flopping on the bed. Vegeta ran into the kitchen. "Who are you and what have you done with my wife?" He asked. He picked up a knife. "Are you a monster or something? I'll kill you with my bare hands!!" "No! I'm just Bulma!!" She said. "Now come here!!" Vegeta screamed like a girl and jumped on the table. It broke under his weight. "D@mmit." He said.