WARNING: EXTREMELY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE BECAUSE OF ANGRY MESSAGES TO STUPID
IDIOTS FROM ELVENFARIE AND HER FRIENDS. To my loyal readers, Kronc's
Girl, Wabaloo, Legolastalker, and Gimlilovr I 3 U all. The following
message is not meant for you, just skip down to the ~~~~~~~~~ to read my
author's note to you, but if you want a good laugh (and a bit of profanity)
you can read what I wrote to the stupid, stubborn, asinine, freak of
nature, idiots, who said my story sucked and was all wrong before letting
me finish my story, and reading the whole thing. (The dumbasses only read
the first chapter!) SCREW THEM!!! !:b No more nice ElvenFarie!
Most likely you freaks aren't reading this, but if you are, you're dumber than I thought because you said this thing sucks and yet you're still reading it. It's not liek I'm against constructive critism, but u know, there is a difference between being constructive **** (PG- PG-13 rating here. Kiddies skip this if u want to). ***** and being an ASSHOLE!! YOU STUPID SHITHEADS BETTER TAKE THAT STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS BEFORE I RAM IT INTO YOUR SKULL!!!!!!
When you said my story sucks, "those words were like a knife to my heart." Unfortunately for you, my heart is currently made of stone so your freaking, snobby, dumbass, knife made of diamonds just tickled the heck out of me, making me laugh my pants off, before breaking apart and being melted by eyes of ice cold fire. (OH, the figurative language!)
As a matter of fact, I have read the LOTR series, and I probably know more about it than you! Legolas is not thousands upon thousands of years old! He's exactly 2,931 years old! BooYa! If you were to continue reading you would of found out that he's currently 2900 years old because this is before the fellowship takes place, but unfortunately you were too dense to figure that out. I know how rare half-elves are, but there's something in a story towards the end called a "twist". I won't ruin it for my other readers because they were too smart to jump to conclusions like you. I also know that there have only been three pairs of mortals and the elven-kin which are
a.)Luthien & Beren
b.)Idril & Tuor
c.) and last but not least Arwen and Aragorn
TO the one who challenged me to name other half-elves, here they
are: Dior ~ son of Luthien Tinuviel & Beren Son of Barahir. Earendil and Mariner ~ Sons of Idril and Celebrinda & Tuor Son of Huor
Instead of naming 2 I named 3 for you, and unless Luthien and
Idril were cheating on their husbands, or their husbands just
lied about being mortal, I believe their sons would be half-
elven. (By the way, I didn't have to look these up. Unlike you,
who had to look up elvish translations on the internet,
despicable, I naturally know these things.) I know Elrond is half-elven! Don't ever in your right mind accuse me of not knowing something about LOTR like that. For goodness' sake, I know that Aragorn's birthday is March 1, and that he died on the same day, in a different year of course (just thought you might need a little help with that since you might think he died on the exact same day he was born, and that he aged about fifty years in a minute and fought many wars before even being a day old.) I don't care about the friggin grammar. And I spell things wrong on purpose all the time (take the top for example)
BITCH! Don't you ever challenge me to LOTR stuff like this. You can't beat me! I ALWAYS WIN against stupid idiots like you! PEOPLE LIKE YOU 3 STUPID REVIEWERS ONLY PRETEND TO KNOW ABOUT LOTR WHEN YOU DON'T. YOU WISH YOU COULD BE COOL AND POPULAR LIKE I AM AND AT THE SAME TIME KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT LOTR AS I DO BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU SEEM TO DO! FANTASIZE ABOUT STUPID THINGS SUCH AS HAVING A WORLDWIDE GRAMMAR WAR AND WISHING TO BE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T! Now that I have spoken I'll let my more sophisticated self speak. First of all Nightfyr (pitiful, you should be calling yourself burgerfryr because with your simplistic mind, that will be the only future you will be able to pursue) if you are going to use an analogy, make sure it makes sense. To say "Being half-elven is rarer than an eclipse on the 30th of February" is wrong to the magnitude of the universe (this analogy of mine should be an example of the correct form to you *snicker* *snicker*). If what you say were to be true, there would be no half-elves. Unfortunately, for you that is, there are quite a few. Evidently, you only know of Elrond. I could make a longer list for you, but why should I waste my time on vermin? Clearly your, and the other two negative reviewers, minds are too feeble, for they could not even comprehend the brilliant concept of a "twist" (if you are looking this up in the dictionary, I am talking about the noun form, not the verb). Do not speak until you fully understand, or in your case, get a glimpse of the idea. In the words of many wise mothers, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." All I would like to add is "or suffer the consequences." Back to my normal self, me saying my story sucks is a method you obviously don't know. It is called "Using sympathy in the act of persuasion." MY story does not suck its great. Why? Because of the twist I add. So what, my twist is never mentioned by Tolkien and I'm not even sure if it's possible, but that's the point! This is fanfiction.net, not copyTolkiensworkwordforword.com. In conclusion, my story does not suck, it rocks. The only things that suck are your stories, and if you say you've gotten good reviews, face the truth hun, they're from your friends. And come up with better excuses than "Elvish is not my native tongue." WHOSE IS IT? Also Girl elves can be warriors. If you read the books, Arwen is described as one. You won't survive as a tomboy for long. You'll give in to the peer pressure. The only girls who are able to stay tomboys their whole lives are usually complete no ones. You go on neopets? How do you call yourself a tomboy? You disgrace the name. You're nothing but a fake! Orlando Bloom is GORGEOUS. That is why people adore him. The only reason you don't like him is b/c you're to friggin ugly for a guy to like you. Why else would you spend so much time on ILA and trying to be cool? Nightfyr? Does fyr = fire? Try pyro.
(~~~~~~~~~) record scratch. ElvenFarie's friend Emerald Dragon is currently taking over her author's' note for a sec. to point out that, u no wut, maybe (stress the maybe) u r smarter than my friend and frankly, me since u no, instead of talking to ur friends online, u apparently have grammar wars, but we're better in two ways. We don't assume. As said above ElvenFarie knows was too much about LOTR for her own good. We are currently begging her not to learn Elvish, in hopes that she will not turn out like, should I say, you. She just, I don't know, has fun while she writes instead of making sure everything is perfectly exact, because lets face it, u would be writing LOTR not a story BASED on LOTR. We no what constructive criticism is. Ex. If you think she may have mistaken Legolas' age you would simple write (stupid fools)
"First, I loved the part where Legolas sings to himself (First
point out something u like), BUT Legolas is actually 2931 years
old (the BUT should be a key word & point out gently what is
wrong) Overall, u had a good idea, but you mite want to fix that
mistake.
Now that is constructive criticism, which sadly is not what you did. You
NEVER curse off the author before reading to the STORY end.
Unfortunately, the hard words such as AND & THE & LEGOLAS kinda stumped
u, but we'll try to find it in our hearts, currently made of stone, to
forgive u. Until then, we will pummel you with e-mails. U block us, we
find new names. U block us again, and we send our creepy. Stalker,
crackhead classmate on you. BE warned. Emerald Dragon
PS You have pointed out that there are very few half-elvens. Now I would like to point out that THAT IS THE POINT! Moving on. there is the story.
WAIT!! Mrs. Matt Damon would also like 2 interrupt 2 put her 2
cents in. 1st of all, WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT GRAMMAR!! Everyone
hates it anyway dorks! That little part enables me to imagine you as a
13yr old girl(even if you're a boy) who sits at home w/ her pocket
dictionary reading a physics book. Oh even better, a sentence
diagramming book. U obviously have no life and enjoy takin it out on
other people. I also like to think of you as people who enjoy
listening to math tapes, and time urself 2 c how long it takes u 2 do
a problem. U want to know my record 35.minutes. As you read this I
can see ur eyes widening, mouth opening, going "gasp!" Meanwhile I
sit here laughing. HA HA, ur a loser, I win!
Oh what friends I have! Luv ya all! ^ ~
U
I would just like to end with a few other things.
I don't fight fire with fire. I fight it with ice and water. Actually, I enjoy the fire so bring it on. I'm say, what do you call it? A pyromaniac? 2 out of the 3 you are even stupider than the other one (even though I'm suspecting the other person to be the same as one of you). You should watch what you say to people on the internet, you never know who is what; a murderer a serial killer, etc. etc. Fortunately for you, I'm none of these, but never, if you are going to criticize someone, give them your e- mail address, especially if you criticize them before you finish reading the work or even better yet, before they even finish their own work. In the words of Ghandi "An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind." Unfortunately for you I practically blind so you'll be the only on e to suffer (OH THE POWER I HAVE OVER PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DON'T THINK BEFORE THEY ACT!)
PS. "Could walk on snow" should be in quotes since you took it out of my story. Just thought you might what to know since you're so nitty gritty about grammar. (Boo Ya!)
Also to the person named Sage. I -I don't think I have to go on.
For those of my loyal fans who read the top, didn't you enjoy it? I could practically see them turning red and squirming in their chairs. (sigh) The sweet art of revenge. Actually, I'm not really this mean in life, it's just that if you get me mad, you're gonna be sorry. Luckily I only get that mad once in a while. If I truly hurt someone's feelings, I'm sorry, but if I just hurt you ego, DEAL and BUG OFF!! Gimlilovr, you are my new best friend, I don't care if I don't really know who you are, but you're my new best friend. (If someone isn't mentioned it's because I wrote this chapter before you reviewed, sorry.)
Wabaloo and Kronc's Girl/ Emerald Dragon I see you guys practically everyday, but thanks again. Mrs. Matt Damon (even if you haven't read my story yet) thanks for the little note up top. ; ) OK I haven't written in a long time, but I have an excuse. I'm so happy and sad at the same time because school is over, but I won't see my friends everyday anymore. Ever : ( anyway I just want you all to know that I will continue writing until I finished this story and the sequel to it and if I have time I maybe will write a third one, but I will write the first 2 for sure so don't stop reading please or I'll get depressed. I mean, I like the reviews that you give me threatening me to write again and again, so please don't stop! Even if I lose the internet I'll save it onto a disk and have Emerald Dragon post it for me! Anywho here are the answers to my X-men game of which currently (that I know of at the moment) only gimlilovr has played (THANKS!!! () 1. Cyclops 2.Storm 3.Beast 4. Havoc 5. Strong Guy (HA HA I didn't make this up! I'm serious) 6. Jubilee 7.Wolverine Although you may not of heard of some of these, they are X-men I don't know how I know this, well actually I do, I'm just extremely obsessed with X-men also! K! On wit' te' stor-e'(Kurt Vvagner (Actually Wagner, but I like to say it in a weird accent)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LOTR! IF I DID I WOULD OF HIRED PETER JACKSON TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF IT (IF I KNEW WHO HE WAS) AND WOULD OF CASTED MY SELF AS ARWEN AND ORLANDO BLOOM AS ARAGORN (DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY?) ALSO I WOULD BE RICH, NOT BROKE AND I WOULDN'T BE WRITING ON MY PARENTS COMPUTER IN SECRET OR GO TO SCHOOL! I WOULD BE A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR WITH LOTS OF MONEY AND REALLY NICE SKIN THAT WOULD MAKE ORLANDO BLOOM LIKE ME OR AT LEAST JUST GET ME A CHANCE TO MEET HIM!!! SO DON'T YOU DARE SUE ME (is that how you spell it?) JRR TOLKIEN WROTE IT! I ONLY OWN ADMORA! I'd say I own Colgate too, but I believe a company does.
After days of tedious preparation, January 13th arrived and it was time for the party.
The palace was beautifully decorated and many elves were present to sing and others were there to play the lovely music. Though there was much beauty, at every window there also lay a bow and quivers, for the King and Queen did not forget the danger that surrounded them. If any danger were to approach an arrow could easily be shot at the enemy by the Elves present. Admora had taken time to carefully wrap her gifts and to set one of them on the table where they were to go.
"Admora, where are you?" yelled Legolas as he ran inside the palace to see find her.
"Here."
"Where?"
"Follow my voice, you idiot!"
"Hey! No name calling on my birthday!"
"Are you serious? How old are you? You sound like a baby."
"For your information I am 2900 years old."
"Yes, and I'm 2189 years old, yet I'm so much more mature than you!"
"Really?"
"Of course I'm more ma-"
"No, I mean your 2189 years old?"
"Yes. Why? Didn't you know that?"
"I always thought you were. younger. no, not because of the way you act, but because of your mother. She was mortal wasn't she?"
".yes.she was."
"Most mortals only live for so long, and your mother had to be older than you, but she only just died barely a year ago?"
" Legolas! You must be ready! Your guest will be here!" interrupted his mother's voice from another palace room.
"Yes, mother! I'm going now," he answered as he turned to Admora, "You should be getting ready too. You are my date for the night and you have to be the most beautiful one there."
"That won't be too hard especially with those girls. Ugh! This is going to be a long night."
"Be nice to them."
"Only if they are to me." she said as she went up the steps into her bedroom.
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Admora admired the dress that she and Arwen had made. It was unlike any other dress of the time, but still beautiful. Being an elf had its ups, especially in anything that required the use of your hands. She slipped on the dress, which was extremely easy compared to the next part: her hair. She wanted to put it up because then it would be different. An hour of pulling and yanking and brushing and combing and tying and clipping her hair got her..nowhere. Her hair was still a mess, but she wouldn't give up. Downstairs she could hear the guest arriving as the music began to play. She was late. As usual.
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"Welcome to our home. Thank you for coming." Legolas was getting tired of saying this repeatedly to each person that arrived. Did his friends really care? Couldn't they tell that they were welcomed from just being invited? Evidently no. Those who did not get a "Welcome to our home. Thank you for coming" seemed to be offended, and where in carnations was Admora. She had been upstairs for hours and he had repeatedly heard clanking and few bits of vulgar language towards her hair. He was so going to get her with that useful bit of information. Finally after thousands of "Welcome to our home. Thank you for coming" s. every one had finally arrived. Time to mingle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Androme sat alone in the corner. Why was he the only guy there? He almost laughed out loud at his own question. Of course he was the only guy there besides Legolas and the King. Legolas was a chick magnet (HA inside joke. R. Bas!! Kronc's girl, we are to track him down and get my magnet back. I really liked it. I hope he didn't throw it away. If he did, once again there will be dumpster diving, only this time we will get to laugh at him as he flounders around in the garbage where he belongs HAHA Mwahahaha). So was he, but most elf girls didn't seem to like his short brown hair and love of extreme sports (sound familiar? You'll see who it's based on in a bit). He was a loner in the elf world, but only because he chose to. He absolutely refused to go out with any of those girls Legolas had chosen. They were pretty, but al the same. Stupid, pretty girls, who liked guys like them, that's what they all were. Well, at least he thought.
"Androme, what are you doing there by yourself?"
"Getting stoned Legolas, getting stoned" (HA inside jokes rule)
"What? Forget that. Come and let me introduce you to every one."
"I already know who half of them are, and even if I didn't know their name I would just rhyme it with one of the other girls name and there would be a 50% chance that I'm right"
"That isn't true!"
"Do you want me to prove it to you?"
"Be my guest."
"Fine. Chrissy and Prissy!" he yelled "One. Two. Three."
"Yes Legoolasss." Answered three voices in perfect unison. (one of which was Androme's)
"hmph!"
"I told you so." Smirked Androme as he approached Legolas. The two laughed until they realized that all around them were quiet.
Whispers began to break out amongst the guest (most of whom were girls).
"Who in the world is that?" "I don't know!"
"Do you know her?" "Ahem. No" (inside jokes are everywhere) "Is she even an elf?" "She has ears." "All creatures have ears!" "Snakes don't." "Yes they do. You just can't see them." "Are you serious?" "Yes I am." "Ugh" *slap against the head*
Androme backed up aghast with his eyes as wide as headlights bumping into a few of the girls standing behind him. "Oh sorry. Please excuse me." He quickly apologized, but they were too lost in there conversation to take notice. He turned back around to see Legolas. "Wow! Who's that? I've never ~" he stopped halfway through his sentence, surprised (well not exactly) to see that Legolas was approaching the steps to help the girl down.
Admora looked around the ballroom. Everyone was staring and whispering at her; exactly the effect she wanted. She was different. She knew it, and she wasn't going t let these girls of all people put her down for it.
She could hear them all asking each other if they knew who she was. Had she changed that much? Evidently not since above all the other voices she could hear the most annoying, asinine, voice of all.
"Oohhhh. Look! It's Miss Beast. I'm going to have so much fun tonight.
Eh hehehe he. Eww! What is Legolas doing, actually waiting to escort her down the stairs! Ugh!"
Admora looked down at Legolas and smiled. He looked great and she knew she did too. A boost of confidence to slap Colgate in the face. She slowly stepped down each step at a time careful not to rip the dress she and Arwen had worked so hard on. It was beautiful being a strapless, beige dress decorated with little gems which contained the light of the stars within them. Legolas had outstretched his hand to her and was whispering to her.
"You look absolutely gorgeous tonight."
"Are you saying that I look ugly otherwise?" she answered with a grin.
He smiled back. " Yes. Of course. What was all that racket upstairs that's been going on for hours?"
Admora laughed and looked up at her hair, which was intricately put all up and curled to look like a bun. "It's not exactly a girls best friend."
Legolas took her by the arm and led her gracefully down the steps. Everything was perfect. Yeah, like that was going to last. On exactly the last step Admora stepped on her dress and extravagantly fell flat on her face. So much for the eye-popping, yet graceful entrance she wanted.
Everyone in the hall stifled a giggle. Everyone except for Colgate ( I feel so weird typing this word up every few sentences. I feel like an advertisement, but I prefer Crest. Now I am an advertisement mwahahah).
Admora stood up and brushed a strand of hair away from her face. She looked up to see Legolas turning red from the effort of not laughing in fear hat she might hurt him. Like she really cared at the moment. She began to burst out laughing ,to Colgate's dismay, which got the entire hall bursting into laughter. Legolas helped her up with a look of relief in his face as he whispered into her ear.
"I was going to burst."
"Really? I couldn't tell. You just turned as red as that punch bowl over there. Relax. Have fun tonight, it's your birthday. I can handle these girls."
"Well let's see. Let me introduce you to some of them." And he led the way.
First was a bunch of asinine girls, followed by a group of stupid girls, replaced by a company of witless girls, which was proceeded by a gathering or moronic girls, and so on and so on. ( Ah, the times when a thesaurus comes in handy)
Finally Legolas led Admora to the last group of girls leaded by the one and only half-wit Colgate. Their group seemed to be the most senseless, idiotic, dense, inane dimwitted, simpletons of them all. Proof? Here it is.
" Hi Legoolaasss." Greeted five girls, in the same mountain/ valley voice (going high and then a bit lower and then high again, and so on while speaking. NOTE: remember the way you greeted your teachers in the morning in kindergarten "Good- morning miss so and so" well, there is a perfect example.) Admora grimaced and twitched as she heard them say this. If had to hear that one more time she was going to shoot herself with one of these bows and arrows if she had to hear that one more time. "Hello to all of you," the five girls sighed admirably at Legolas breathing every word he spoke to them and searching for more, as if they were addicts to some drug he emitted when he spoke. "I would like to introduce you to Admora."
"Oh Legolas! Thank you so much for inviting me. I'm so glad you took the time to think of me!!" Colgate said as Admora stared at her and furiously wiped her nose while mouthing the words " No use sucking up. HE'S. MINE. M. I. N. E. MINE"
"Oh your welcome. I just wanted to come over to introduce you to Admora ~"
"~ his girlfriend" cut in Admora quickly, just to see the grimace on Colgate's face. " Um, yes my girlfriend. She's been living with me-"
"oh. Are you two engaged?" she and the rest of the girls had a look in their eyes that pleaded for no.
"Oh, no, no at all." Legolas answered as her was distracted by something behind him, which gave Colgate the perfect chance to mouth two words towards Admora, which looked an awful lot like "sore" and "hut"
"Oh, by the way Admora, I absolutely loathe ~ I mean love your dress. It's exactly the color of the fur ball my cat coughed up this morning."
"Ah, that explains why you've been so catty tonight, and by the way your dress is lovely also. You know I was feeling a bit queasy this morning from being up all last night ~ you know with Legolas, just a birthday gift ~( I'm turning red from writing this) and the stuff that came out of me matched perfectly with your dress. A wonderful deep puke green."
Legolas turning quite red, and noticing the build up of tension quickly interrupted their conversation. "Admora, you haven't met Androme yet. Let's go. Have a nice rest of the evening. I'll see you around." Legolas said to the red with anger and, now, innocent-less girls.
"Good- bye to you all then. I hope that your minds are filled with lovely images all night."
Legolas quickly pulled Admora away before she said anything else.
"Why did you tell them that? You know it's not true! I- argh- I'm speechless."
"Oh don't worry. It's only a joke, and look on the bright side. All of their dreams have come true. They get to have a nice picture of butt naked you in their minds. Well maybe not exactly since _"
"OK! You can stop! Let's find Androme."
"Androme, hi. I would like you to meet Admora. Admora, Androme. Androme, Admora."
"A pleasure to meet you Admora. You look extravagant." Replied Androme as he bowed and kissed her hand.
'The pleasure is mine. It is good to see that Legolas has some kind of taste in finding friends. Is something wrong?" She quickly added seeing Androme's eyebrow shoot up to the top of his forehead. Androme couldn't believe it. This was the girl in Lothlorien who was looking for him with the Princess Arwen.
"Oh. Nothing really, you just.sound extremely familiar." He answered quickly not wanting her to know that he was following her in Lothlorien. He politely excused himself and began to talk to Legolas.
Admora jumped back in surprise as she looked at the two talking to each other. They looked strangely alike. Both had the same physical features. Both seemed to be 5' 9 and ½ and have the same built. The only differences that Admora could see were in the lengths and colors of their hair (Androme = short brown almost black & Legolas = long blonde), their skin tone (Legolas looked as if he were wearing an awful lot of makeup to look paler, which he probably was, while Androme's complexion was a bit darker.), and the way they walked and acted (Androme polite, yet wild and outgoing and Legolas polite, but girly. Androme walked as if his back were once broken while Legolas sort of glided along the floor.). If Admora hadn't known Legolas so well, she probably would of thought he and Androme were twins, and if she hadn't met Legolas yet she might of preferred to go out with Androme, because. well because he seemed to be more like her. (Hehehehe I bet Wabaloo and Emerald Dragon know who Androme is based on. I'll tell the rest of you at the end of this story.)
Before anything else could happen, Legolas got everyone to quiet down so he could make the announcement for dinner.
"May I have your attention please. I would like to thank all of you for being here tonight. I would now like to invite you all into the hall where we will be having dinner. I hope you all will enjoy your meal, and afterwards the dancing will begin, but not before I open your generous gifts. Admora put on a devilish grin. This was going to be better than she thought. Legolas was going to open his gift in front of everyone.
As they entered the hall, every girl refused to sit down until Legolas did, for they all wanted to sit next to him. Being the gentleman that he was, Androme pulled out a chair in the middle of the table for Admora and returned to the other side of the table to sit across from her, but Legolas sat down just as he pulled the chair out.
"Thanks Androme. You're such a gentleman." Said Legolas patting Androme's head as he sat down.
"No problem" answered Androme angrily. He quickly took the seat to the right of Legolas before any of the girls got in the way. Admora shook her head at Legolas and then turned to Androme mouthing the words 'Thanks'. Androme could feel his face turning red. He couldn't help it.
Here this girl who he thought was gorgeous and who actually had a brain, was smiling at him instead of Legolas. Who wouldn't be blushing?
Admora's smile, though, quickly faded away as she saw Colgate (sitting to Legolas' left. I wonder how many girls she knocked out of the way or threatened to get to that seat?) leaning upon Legolas as she started a conversation.
Admora began to eat carefully eavesdropping on what Colgate was saying, but trying to seem as if intrigued by the various courses that arrived. Tired of looking at the potato that she had by now deformed and half destroyed into mash potatoes she looked and decided to start a conversation with Androme. She looked up at him, but he seemed to be in some sort of daze. His left arm supported his head, as he continuously missed his mouth with an empty fork with his right arm. He was staring at Admora.
"Androme. Androme? Um.you're sort of scaring me. Androme?"
Legolas, finally noticing Admora and Androme turned around and started to wave his fork in front of Androme. "Hello? Anyone in there?" becoming annoyed Legolas it Androme smack hard on the forehead.
"Ouch! What the- what in the world are you doing Legolas?"
"I was going to ask you the same thing."
"I wasn't doing any-" Androme looked at Admora and turned a beautiful shade of crimson. He hadn't. He couldn't of, but yet he could remember everything that he was thinking just seconds ago. With t his revelation he somehow miraculously turned a deeper shade of red.
Admora tried her hardest to hold in her laughter. He oddly resembled what she imagined a hobbit would look like (from Gandolf's stories of course, but in his stories they always seemed to be drunk.)
"It's okay Androme. Everyone daydreams. I do it all the time."
"It's true and pretty pathetic too." Piped in Legolas
"What do you mean by that Legolas? What is pathetic about me when I daydream?"
"Oh nothing. Just forget that I said that."
Admora looked at Legolas with a death stare, but the sight of Colgate laughing at her soon distracted her attention.
"What are you laughing at Colgate?"
"Oh nothing."
"Really? Well I believe you've just proved my theory of you being a schizophrenic freak who laughs at her imaginary friends through that simple, yet very perplexing statement."
Colgate looked absolutely perplexed by this statement, giving Admora the chance to continue.
"Was that sentence a bit too hard for you to understand?" Admora could almost see Colgate on the edge of nodding before she caught herself and decided to continue. "Well in simpler terms it means that you just proved to me that you have imaginary friends and are on the verge- if not already there- of being insane! Understand?"
"I understood every word you said and I surely did not need you to rephrase it for me!' shouted Colgate now quite red from embarrassment.
"Really? the crimson color of your face completely gives you away so don't even try to hide it."
Legolas, seeing the danger of these two having a brawl and for fear that he might be escorting Colgate home in a goblet of some sort.
"Okay everyone I believe its time for me to open my gifts."
Gift after gift he began to rip open putting on a pathetic show of how he had always wanted this and always wanted that, but Admora could tell which gifts he truly liked for his ears wiggled every time he lied about a certain gift.
At last only two gifts remained. Colgate jumped up excitedly and took the smaller parcel handing it to Legolas.
"Thanks" answered Legolas opening the gift revealing a beautifully decorated frame containing a picture of Colgate.
"I bet that frame's to make up for the picture. They balance each other out nicely." Whispered Admora to Androme as they both tried to stifle their laughter.
"I really hope you like it. It's to remind you of me."
"Or to give him nightmares of her," cut in Admora.
"Oh, she's not that bad Admora. Hey, at least she's not a balrog."
"I see certain similarities that would prove you wrong, Androme." The two continued to laugh receiving evil stares from Colgate and her gang.
At last Legolas was going to open the last gift from Admora. He tore the paper and opened the box revealing a beautiful pink.... dress!
"To Legolas: I have always remembered your love for the color pink and of your obsession with dresses, so here is your gift.
Love Admora."
"Admora was too peppy at the moment and could not stand the look on Legolas' face that looked almost joyous at the pink dress. She and Androme burst out laughing. Legolas getting the joke (finally. Sheesh!) joined them in the laughter. Seeing Legolas do so the entire hall burst into laughter (most of which sounded like forced laughter in a time of mere confusion).
The guest now emptied the dining hall back into the room where they first arrived. The music began once again and Admora was asked to dance by Legolas. After what seemed like an hour of dancing Colgate approached Legolas with a sweet smile asking him to dance. Admora let them go after whispering to Colgate "He's mine any way. No Use!"
Admora, now extremely tired from dancing, went toward the punch bowl surprised to see that Androme was sitting there alone.
"Hi. Having fun are you?"
Androme turned a bit red. " I'm not exactly as popular as Legolas. No one wants to dance with me."
"No one?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure you haven't been asking the right people then."
Androme looked at Admora annoyed by her questions, but that feeling quickly disappeared as he saw the grin on her face as she said " you know I wouldn't mind dancing with you. Actually I think I would prefer it over him," she said as she pointed a finger over her shoulder toward Legolas. "he's too proper in things like that. Dancing is for fun, and anyway, as I displayed with my entrance, I'm not exactly the most graceful person."
While they were dancing Admora and Androme both had so much fun that they did not realize how much time had passed. They finally stopped dead in their tracks to laugh after Androme had spun Admora around so much that she once again fell. Androme could and did not stop laughing until he felt someone take hold of the back of his neck and whispered into his ear " Are you trying to steal my girlfriend Androme?"
Androme looked back staring into Legolas' eyes . " I was only joking, Androme. I just wanted to see what you were doing."
"So she isn't your girlfriend, right?"
"I was joking about that, but I wasn't thinking that you were stealing my girlfriend."
This had hit Androme smack in the face. How could he not of known that Legolas and Admora were a couple. The way they looked at each other, they way Legolas prized her among all his other female friends. How stupid was he?
"Oh."
"You seem awfully sad now. Is something wrong? Are you al-?" but before Admora could finish Colgate cut in begging to dance with Legolas. Seeing that he was ignoring, she began to talk of random things.
"Legolas ooh Legolas! Do you know what my name means?"
"What?" viciously answered Admora " Tooth, whitening, gingivitus fighting, toothpaste?"
"No! It means-it means- urgh! What does your name mean ?" replied Colgate in a righteous bitch tone.
Legolas and Androme exchanged looks. Androme wanted to stop them, but Legolas mouthed the word no to him. Instead Legolas had the two girls follow him away from the group close to one of the windows. He walked over to Androme and explained. "they've been bickering a night. I think we should let them get it all out now before it continues to build up."
"I don't think that's a good idea" answered Androme seeing as how the two girls looked as if they could kill. They immediately forgot what they were talking about for all of the sudden they could hear Colgate yell "AT LEAST MY MOTHER WASN'T SOME FOREIGN SLUT WHO MADE A DEAL WITH THE ORCS!"
"DON'T YOU EVER DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!" yelled Admora as she punched Colgate making hr fall back. The other girls squealed and backed off as Legolas ran to help her.
"Admora! What are you doing!"
"No one has the right to talk badly about my mother except me!" She leaned down toward Colgate on the ground and took an arrow lying by the window and swipe it across her face. "Not so pretty now are we?!"
Colgate cursed Admora more and her mother as the cut on her face began to bleed.
"Admora! Heal her now!"
"Why should I!"
"Because, if you love me you will do so!"
Admora looked at Legolas, but her anger disappeared. Two tears streamed down her face and she caught them. Slowly she approached Colgate with disgust as she wiped her tears across the cut. Before standing up she whispered to Colgate so that only she could hear "Next time he won't be here, but for now I hope you enjoy the scar." She stood up, looked at the people around her and ran up to her room, silent tears streaming down her face.
Legolas seeing this followed her closely followed (and unkowingly) by Androme.
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Ok sorry this took so long but, as I told you before. I write in secret and there isn't much private time in the summer with my brother and mom around. I'll trya s hard as I can to write quicker, nut I can't have any promises. Also, I've been contemplating my next stories )some of LoTR, some of CSI and some X-men and some other random things. On another note, the things that I wrote at the beginning of this, I would just like to say that I don't remember any of it because it has been so long ago that I wrote it, and I cared so little about what those people wrote (although it gave me a good laugh) that I haven't read it to refresh my memory.
OK I better hurry so I can post this and finsh writing before someone comes so:
I have realized that any person from a movie with Orlando Bloom with in it strikes some kind of appeal to me. example: I 'm in love with the entire cast of LOTR. I mean I was like 'Ian McKellan is a really cool elderly person (oK that sounds dorkier than usual, but I think its rude to call the elderly 'old people' and you should too!) Another example is I wen tinto school one day and I was just like "you know Keira Knightley is really pretty. I envy her. (for obvious reasons)" (she's in Pirates of the Caribbean) and now for my last example (I must protect myself from the evil stares and words of my friends , especially Kronc's Girl,. (deep breath) I think.Johnny Depp's kinda hot. I can hear my friends yelling and screaming at me from their computer screens and reading this line over and over again. "I'm sow-ry" (hehe inside jokes rule!) I can't whistle. I just can't! don't laugh! I've done it ny accident a few times, but then again I did it by taking a breath while trying to whistle. This is sort of a fact mixed in with a FEW stories (Note the few). Actually I'm gonna start the next chapter with this so ta ta for now and once again I'M VERY SORRY FOR NOT WRITING IN SO LONG AND PLEASE DON'T EVER STO P READING UNTIL I SAY SO AND I LIKE THE REVIEWS THAT TELL ME TO HURRY UP AND WRITE!!! THEY MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY (extremely articulate aren't I? (don't answer that Emerald Dragon! Bad girl!) ( ^ ^
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Most likely you freaks aren't reading this, but if you are, you're dumber than I thought because you said this thing sucks and yet you're still reading it. It's not liek I'm against constructive critism, but u know, there is a difference between being constructive **** (PG- PG-13 rating here. Kiddies skip this if u want to). ***** and being an ASSHOLE!! YOU STUPID SHITHEADS BETTER TAKE THAT STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS BEFORE I RAM IT INTO YOUR SKULL!!!!!!
When you said my story sucks, "those words were like a knife to my heart." Unfortunately for you, my heart is currently made of stone so your freaking, snobby, dumbass, knife made of diamonds just tickled the heck out of me, making me laugh my pants off, before breaking apart and being melted by eyes of ice cold fire. (OH, the figurative language!)
As a matter of fact, I have read the LOTR series, and I probably know more about it than you! Legolas is not thousands upon thousands of years old! He's exactly 2,931 years old! BooYa! If you were to continue reading you would of found out that he's currently 2900 years old because this is before the fellowship takes place, but unfortunately you were too dense to figure that out. I know how rare half-elves are, but there's something in a story towards the end called a "twist". I won't ruin it for my other readers because they were too smart to jump to conclusions like you. I also know that there have only been three pairs of mortals and the elven-kin which are
a.)Luthien & Beren
b.)Idril & Tuor
c.) and last but not least Arwen and Aragorn
TO the one who challenged me to name other half-elves, here they
are: Dior ~ son of Luthien Tinuviel & Beren Son of Barahir. Earendil and Mariner ~ Sons of Idril and Celebrinda & Tuor Son of Huor
Instead of naming 2 I named 3 for you, and unless Luthien and
Idril were cheating on their husbands, or their husbands just
lied about being mortal, I believe their sons would be half-
elven. (By the way, I didn't have to look these up. Unlike you,
who had to look up elvish translations on the internet,
despicable, I naturally know these things.) I know Elrond is half-elven! Don't ever in your right mind accuse me of not knowing something about LOTR like that. For goodness' sake, I know that Aragorn's birthday is March 1, and that he died on the same day, in a different year of course (just thought you might need a little help with that since you might think he died on the exact same day he was born, and that he aged about fifty years in a minute and fought many wars before even being a day old.) I don't care about the friggin grammar. And I spell things wrong on purpose all the time (take the top for example)
BITCH! Don't you ever challenge me to LOTR stuff like this. You can't beat me! I ALWAYS WIN against stupid idiots like you! PEOPLE LIKE YOU 3 STUPID REVIEWERS ONLY PRETEND TO KNOW ABOUT LOTR WHEN YOU DON'T. YOU WISH YOU COULD BE COOL AND POPULAR LIKE I AM AND AT THE SAME TIME KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT LOTR AS I DO BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU SEEM TO DO! FANTASIZE ABOUT STUPID THINGS SUCH AS HAVING A WORLDWIDE GRAMMAR WAR AND WISHING TO BE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T! Now that I have spoken I'll let my more sophisticated self speak. First of all Nightfyr (pitiful, you should be calling yourself burgerfryr because with your simplistic mind, that will be the only future you will be able to pursue) if you are going to use an analogy, make sure it makes sense. To say "Being half-elven is rarer than an eclipse on the 30th of February" is wrong to the magnitude of the universe (this analogy of mine should be an example of the correct form to you *snicker* *snicker*). If what you say were to be true, there would be no half-elves. Unfortunately, for you that is, there are quite a few. Evidently, you only know of Elrond. I could make a longer list for you, but why should I waste my time on vermin? Clearly your, and the other two negative reviewers, minds are too feeble, for they could not even comprehend the brilliant concept of a "twist" (if you are looking this up in the dictionary, I am talking about the noun form, not the verb). Do not speak until you fully understand, or in your case, get a glimpse of the idea. In the words of many wise mothers, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." All I would like to add is "or suffer the consequences." Back to my normal self, me saying my story sucks is a method you obviously don't know. It is called "Using sympathy in the act of persuasion." MY story does not suck its great. Why? Because of the twist I add. So what, my twist is never mentioned by Tolkien and I'm not even sure if it's possible, but that's the point! This is fanfiction.net, not copyTolkiensworkwordforword.com. In conclusion, my story does not suck, it rocks. The only things that suck are your stories, and if you say you've gotten good reviews, face the truth hun, they're from your friends. And come up with better excuses than "Elvish is not my native tongue." WHOSE IS IT? Also Girl elves can be warriors. If you read the books, Arwen is described as one. You won't survive as a tomboy for long. You'll give in to the peer pressure. The only girls who are able to stay tomboys their whole lives are usually complete no ones. You go on neopets? How do you call yourself a tomboy? You disgrace the name. You're nothing but a fake! Orlando Bloom is GORGEOUS. That is why people adore him. The only reason you don't like him is b/c you're to friggin ugly for a guy to like you. Why else would you spend so much time on ILA and trying to be cool? Nightfyr? Does fyr = fire? Try pyro.
(~~~~~~~~~) record scratch. ElvenFarie's friend Emerald Dragon is currently taking over her author's' note for a sec. to point out that, u no wut, maybe (stress the maybe) u r smarter than my friend and frankly, me since u no, instead of talking to ur friends online, u apparently have grammar wars, but we're better in two ways. We don't assume. As said above ElvenFarie knows was too much about LOTR for her own good. We are currently begging her not to learn Elvish, in hopes that she will not turn out like, should I say, you. She just, I don't know, has fun while she writes instead of making sure everything is perfectly exact, because lets face it, u would be writing LOTR not a story BASED on LOTR. We no what constructive criticism is. Ex. If you think she may have mistaken Legolas' age you would simple write (stupid fools)
"First, I loved the part where Legolas sings to himself (First
point out something u like), BUT Legolas is actually 2931 years
old (the BUT should be a key word & point out gently what is
wrong) Overall, u had a good idea, but you mite want to fix that
mistake.
Now that is constructive criticism, which sadly is not what you did. You
NEVER curse off the author before reading to the STORY end.
Unfortunately, the hard words such as AND & THE & LEGOLAS kinda stumped
u, but we'll try to find it in our hearts, currently made of stone, to
forgive u. Until then, we will pummel you with e-mails. U block us, we
find new names. U block us again, and we send our creepy. Stalker,
crackhead classmate on you. BE warned. Emerald Dragon
PS You have pointed out that there are very few half-elvens. Now I would like to point out that THAT IS THE POINT! Moving on. there is the story.
WAIT!! Mrs. Matt Damon would also like 2 interrupt 2 put her 2
cents in. 1st of all, WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT GRAMMAR!! Everyone
hates it anyway dorks! That little part enables me to imagine you as a
13yr old girl(even if you're a boy) who sits at home w/ her pocket
dictionary reading a physics book. Oh even better, a sentence
diagramming book. U obviously have no life and enjoy takin it out on
other people. I also like to think of you as people who enjoy
listening to math tapes, and time urself 2 c how long it takes u 2 do
a problem. U want to know my record 35.minutes. As you read this I
can see ur eyes widening, mouth opening, going "gasp!" Meanwhile I
sit here laughing. HA HA, ur a loser, I win!
Oh what friends I have! Luv ya all! ^ ~
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I would just like to end with a few other things.
I don't fight fire with fire. I fight it with ice and water. Actually, I enjoy the fire so bring it on. I'm say, what do you call it? A pyromaniac? 2 out of the 3 you are even stupider than the other one (even though I'm suspecting the other person to be the same as one of you). You should watch what you say to people on the internet, you never know who is what; a murderer a serial killer, etc. etc. Fortunately for you, I'm none of these, but never, if you are going to criticize someone, give them your e- mail address, especially if you criticize them before you finish reading the work or even better yet, before they even finish their own work. In the words of Ghandi "An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind." Unfortunately for you I practically blind so you'll be the only on e to suffer (OH THE POWER I HAVE OVER PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DON'T THINK BEFORE THEY ACT!)
PS. "Could walk on snow" should be in quotes since you took it out of my story. Just thought you might what to know since you're so nitty gritty about grammar. (Boo Ya!)
Also to the person named Sage. I -I don't think I have to go on.
For those of my loyal fans who read the top, didn't you enjoy it? I could practically see them turning red and squirming in their chairs. (sigh) The sweet art of revenge. Actually, I'm not really this mean in life, it's just that if you get me mad, you're gonna be sorry. Luckily I only get that mad once in a while. If I truly hurt someone's feelings, I'm sorry, but if I just hurt you ego, DEAL and BUG OFF!! Gimlilovr, you are my new best friend, I don't care if I don't really know who you are, but you're my new best friend. (If someone isn't mentioned it's because I wrote this chapter before you reviewed, sorry.)
Wabaloo and Kronc's Girl/ Emerald Dragon I see you guys practically everyday, but thanks again. Mrs. Matt Damon (even if you haven't read my story yet) thanks for the little note up top. ; ) OK I haven't written in a long time, but I have an excuse. I'm so happy and sad at the same time because school is over, but I won't see my friends everyday anymore. Ever : ( anyway I just want you all to know that I will continue writing until I finished this story and the sequel to it and if I have time I maybe will write a third one, but I will write the first 2 for sure so don't stop reading please or I'll get depressed. I mean, I like the reviews that you give me threatening me to write again and again, so please don't stop! Even if I lose the internet I'll save it onto a disk and have Emerald Dragon post it for me! Anywho here are the answers to my X-men game of which currently (that I know of at the moment) only gimlilovr has played (THANKS!!! () 1. Cyclops 2.Storm 3.Beast 4. Havoc 5. Strong Guy (HA HA I didn't make this up! I'm serious) 6. Jubilee 7.Wolverine Although you may not of heard of some of these, they are X-men I don't know how I know this, well actually I do, I'm just extremely obsessed with X-men also! K! On wit' te' stor-e'(Kurt Vvagner (Actually Wagner, but I like to say it in a weird accent)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LOTR! IF I DID I WOULD OF HIRED PETER JACKSON TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF IT (IF I KNEW WHO HE WAS) AND WOULD OF CASTED MY SELF AS ARWEN AND ORLANDO BLOOM AS ARAGORN (DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY?) ALSO I WOULD BE RICH, NOT BROKE AND I WOULDN'T BE WRITING ON MY PARENTS COMPUTER IN SECRET OR GO TO SCHOOL! I WOULD BE A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR WITH LOTS OF MONEY AND REALLY NICE SKIN THAT WOULD MAKE ORLANDO BLOOM LIKE ME OR AT LEAST JUST GET ME A CHANCE TO MEET HIM!!! SO DON'T YOU DARE SUE ME (is that how you spell it?) JRR TOLKIEN WROTE IT! I ONLY OWN ADMORA! I'd say I own Colgate too, but I believe a company does.
After days of tedious preparation, January 13th arrived and it was time for the party.
The palace was beautifully decorated and many elves were present to sing and others were there to play the lovely music. Though there was much beauty, at every window there also lay a bow and quivers, for the King and Queen did not forget the danger that surrounded them. If any danger were to approach an arrow could easily be shot at the enemy by the Elves present. Admora had taken time to carefully wrap her gifts and to set one of them on the table where they were to go.
"Admora, where are you?" yelled Legolas as he ran inside the palace to see find her.
"Here."
"Where?"
"Follow my voice, you idiot!"
"Hey! No name calling on my birthday!"
"Are you serious? How old are you? You sound like a baby."
"For your information I am 2900 years old."
"Yes, and I'm 2189 years old, yet I'm so much more mature than you!"
"Really?"
"Of course I'm more ma-"
"No, I mean your 2189 years old?"
"Yes. Why? Didn't you know that?"
"I always thought you were. younger. no, not because of the way you act, but because of your mother. She was mortal wasn't she?"
".yes.she was."
"Most mortals only live for so long, and your mother had to be older than you, but she only just died barely a year ago?"
" Legolas! You must be ready! Your guest will be here!" interrupted his mother's voice from another palace room.
"Yes, mother! I'm going now," he answered as he turned to Admora, "You should be getting ready too. You are my date for the night and you have to be the most beautiful one there."
"That won't be too hard especially with those girls. Ugh! This is going to be a long night."
"Be nice to them."
"Only if they are to me." she said as she went up the steps into her bedroom.
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Admora admired the dress that she and Arwen had made. It was unlike any other dress of the time, but still beautiful. Being an elf had its ups, especially in anything that required the use of your hands. She slipped on the dress, which was extremely easy compared to the next part: her hair. She wanted to put it up because then it would be different. An hour of pulling and yanking and brushing and combing and tying and clipping her hair got her..nowhere. Her hair was still a mess, but she wouldn't give up. Downstairs she could hear the guest arriving as the music began to play. She was late. As usual.
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"Welcome to our home. Thank you for coming." Legolas was getting tired of saying this repeatedly to each person that arrived. Did his friends really care? Couldn't they tell that they were welcomed from just being invited? Evidently no. Those who did not get a "Welcome to our home. Thank you for coming" seemed to be offended, and where in carnations was Admora. She had been upstairs for hours and he had repeatedly heard clanking and few bits of vulgar language towards her hair. He was so going to get her with that useful bit of information. Finally after thousands of "Welcome to our home. Thank you for coming" s. every one had finally arrived. Time to mingle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Androme sat alone in the corner. Why was he the only guy there? He almost laughed out loud at his own question. Of course he was the only guy there besides Legolas and the King. Legolas was a chick magnet (HA inside joke. R. Bas!! Kronc's girl, we are to track him down and get my magnet back. I really liked it. I hope he didn't throw it away. If he did, once again there will be dumpster diving, only this time we will get to laugh at him as he flounders around in the garbage where he belongs HAHA Mwahahaha). So was he, but most elf girls didn't seem to like his short brown hair and love of extreme sports (sound familiar? You'll see who it's based on in a bit). He was a loner in the elf world, but only because he chose to. He absolutely refused to go out with any of those girls Legolas had chosen. They were pretty, but al the same. Stupid, pretty girls, who liked guys like them, that's what they all were. Well, at least he thought.
"Androme, what are you doing there by yourself?"
"Getting stoned Legolas, getting stoned" (HA inside jokes rule)
"What? Forget that. Come and let me introduce you to every one."
"I already know who half of them are, and even if I didn't know their name I would just rhyme it with one of the other girls name and there would be a 50% chance that I'm right"
"That isn't true!"
"Do you want me to prove it to you?"
"Be my guest."
"Fine. Chrissy and Prissy!" he yelled "One. Two. Three."
"Yes Legoolasss." Answered three voices in perfect unison. (one of which was Androme's)
"hmph!"
"I told you so." Smirked Androme as he approached Legolas. The two laughed until they realized that all around them were quiet.
Whispers began to break out amongst the guest (most of whom were girls).
"Who in the world is that?" "I don't know!"
"Do you know her?" "Ahem. No" (inside jokes are everywhere) "Is she even an elf?" "She has ears." "All creatures have ears!" "Snakes don't." "Yes they do. You just can't see them." "Are you serious?" "Yes I am." "Ugh" *slap against the head*
Androme backed up aghast with his eyes as wide as headlights bumping into a few of the girls standing behind him. "Oh sorry. Please excuse me." He quickly apologized, but they were too lost in there conversation to take notice. He turned back around to see Legolas. "Wow! Who's that? I've never ~" he stopped halfway through his sentence, surprised (well not exactly) to see that Legolas was approaching the steps to help the girl down.
Admora looked around the ballroom. Everyone was staring and whispering at her; exactly the effect she wanted. She was different. She knew it, and she wasn't going t let these girls of all people put her down for it.
She could hear them all asking each other if they knew who she was. Had she changed that much? Evidently not since above all the other voices she could hear the most annoying, asinine, voice of all.
"Oohhhh. Look! It's Miss Beast. I'm going to have so much fun tonight.
Eh hehehe he. Eww! What is Legolas doing, actually waiting to escort her down the stairs! Ugh!"
Admora looked down at Legolas and smiled. He looked great and she knew she did too. A boost of confidence to slap Colgate in the face. She slowly stepped down each step at a time careful not to rip the dress she and Arwen had worked so hard on. It was beautiful being a strapless, beige dress decorated with little gems which contained the light of the stars within them. Legolas had outstretched his hand to her and was whispering to her.
"You look absolutely gorgeous tonight."
"Are you saying that I look ugly otherwise?" she answered with a grin.
He smiled back. " Yes. Of course. What was all that racket upstairs that's been going on for hours?"
Admora laughed and looked up at her hair, which was intricately put all up and curled to look like a bun. "It's not exactly a girls best friend."
Legolas took her by the arm and led her gracefully down the steps. Everything was perfect. Yeah, like that was going to last. On exactly the last step Admora stepped on her dress and extravagantly fell flat on her face. So much for the eye-popping, yet graceful entrance she wanted.
Everyone in the hall stifled a giggle. Everyone except for Colgate ( I feel so weird typing this word up every few sentences. I feel like an advertisement, but I prefer Crest. Now I am an advertisement mwahahah).
Admora stood up and brushed a strand of hair away from her face. She looked up to see Legolas turning red from the effort of not laughing in fear hat she might hurt him. Like she really cared at the moment. She began to burst out laughing ,to Colgate's dismay, which got the entire hall bursting into laughter. Legolas helped her up with a look of relief in his face as he whispered into her ear.
"I was going to burst."
"Really? I couldn't tell. You just turned as red as that punch bowl over there. Relax. Have fun tonight, it's your birthday. I can handle these girls."
"Well let's see. Let me introduce you to some of them." And he led the way.
First was a bunch of asinine girls, followed by a group of stupid girls, replaced by a company of witless girls, which was proceeded by a gathering or moronic girls, and so on and so on. ( Ah, the times when a thesaurus comes in handy)
Finally Legolas led Admora to the last group of girls leaded by the one and only half-wit Colgate. Their group seemed to be the most senseless, idiotic, dense, inane dimwitted, simpletons of them all. Proof? Here it is.
" Hi Legoolaasss." Greeted five girls, in the same mountain/ valley voice (going high and then a bit lower and then high again, and so on while speaking. NOTE: remember the way you greeted your teachers in the morning in kindergarten "Good- morning miss so and so" well, there is a perfect example.) Admora grimaced and twitched as she heard them say this. If had to hear that one more time she was going to shoot herself with one of these bows and arrows if she had to hear that one more time. "Hello to all of you," the five girls sighed admirably at Legolas breathing every word he spoke to them and searching for more, as if they were addicts to some drug he emitted when he spoke. "I would like to introduce you to Admora."
"Oh Legolas! Thank you so much for inviting me. I'm so glad you took the time to think of me!!" Colgate said as Admora stared at her and furiously wiped her nose while mouthing the words " No use sucking up. HE'S. MINE. M. I. N. E. MINE"
"Oh your welcome. I just wanted to come over to introduce you to Admora ~"
"~ his girlfriend" cut in Admora quickly, just to see the grimace on Colgate's face. " Um, yes my girlfriend. She's been living with me-"
"oh. Are you two engaged?" she and the rest of the girls had a look in their eyes that pleaded for no.
"Oh, no, no at all." Legolas answered as her was distracted by something behind him, which gave Colgate the perfect chance to mouth two words towards Admora, which looked an awful lot like "sore" and "hut"
"Oh, by the way Admora, I absolutely loathe ~ I mean love your dress. It's exactly the color of the fur ball my cat coughed up this morning."
"Ah, that explains why you've been so catty tonight, and by the way your dress is lovely also. You know I was feeling a bit queasy this morning from being up all last night ~ you know with Legolas, just a birthday gift ~( I'm turning red from writing this) and the stuff that came out of me matched perfectly with your dress. A wonderful deep puke green."
Legolas turning quite red, and noticing the build up of tension quickly interrupted their conversation. "Admora, you haven't met Androme yet. Let's go. Have a nice rest of the evening. I'll see you around." Legolas said to the red with anger and, now, innocent-less girls.
"Good- bye to you all then. I hope that your minds are filled with lovely images all night."
Legolas quickly pulled Admora away before she said anything else.
"Why did you tell them that? You know it's not true! I- argh- I'm speechless."
"Oh don't worry. It's only a joke, and look on the bright side. All of their dreams have come true. They get to have a nice picture of butt naked you in their minds. Well maybe not exactly since _"
"OK! You can stop! Let's find Androme."
"Androme, hi. I would like you to meet Admora. Admora, Androme. Androme, Admora."
"A pleasure to meet you Admora. You look extravagant." Replied Androme as he bowed and kissed her hand.
'The pleasure is mine. It is good to see that Legolas has some kind of taste in finding friends. Is something wrong?" She quickly added seeing Androme's eyebrow shoot up to the top of his forehead. Androme couldn't believe it. This was the girl in Lothlorien who was looking for him with the Princess Arwen.
"Oh. Nothing really, you just.sound extremely familiar." He answered quickly not wanting her to know that he was following her in Lothlorien. He politely excused himself and began to talk to Legolas.
Admora jumped back in surprise as she looked at the two talking to each other. They looked strangely alike. Both had the same physical features. Both seemed to be 5' 9 and ½ and have the same built. The only differences that Admora could see were in the lengths and colors of their hair (Androme = short brown almost black & Legolas = long blonde), their skin tone (Legolas looked as if he were wearing an awful lot of makeup to look paler, which he probably was, while Androme's complexion was a bit darker.), and the way they walked and acted (Androme polite, yet wild and outgoing and Legolas polite, but girly. Androme walked as if his back were once broken while Legolas sort of glided along the floor.). If Admora hadn't known Legolas so well, she probably would of thought he and Androme were twins, and if she hadn't met Legolas yet she might of preferred to go out with Androme, because. well because he seemed to be more like her. (Hehehehe I bet Wabaloo and Emerald Dragon know who Androme is based on. I'll tell the rest of you at the end of this story.)
Before anything else could happen, Legolas got everyone to quiet down so he could make the announcement for dinner.
"May I have your attention please. I would like to thank all of you for being here tonight. I would now like to invite you all into the hall where we will be having dinner. I hope you all will enjoy your meal, and afterwards the dancing will begin, but not before I open your generous gifts. Admora put on a devilish grin. This was going to be better than she thought. Legolas was going to open his gift in front of everyone.
As they entered the hall, every girl refused to sit down until Legolas did, for they all wanted to sit next to him. Being the gentleman that he was, Androme pulled out a chair in the middle of the table for Admora and returned to the other side of the table to sit across from her, but Legolas sat down just as he pulled the chair out.
"Thanks Androme. You're such a gentleman." Said Legolas patting Androme's head as he sat down.
"No problem" answered Androme angrily. He quickly took the seat to the right of Legolas before any of the girls got in the way. Admora shook her head at Legolas and then turned to Androme mouthing the words 'Thanks'. Androme could feel his face turning red. He couldn't help it.
Here this girl who he thought was gorgeous and who actually had a brain, was smiling at him instead of Legolas. Who wouldn't be blushing?
Admora's smile, though, quickly faded away as she saw Colgate (sitting to Legolas' left. I wonder how many girls she knocked out of the way or threatened to get to that seat?) leaning upon Legolas as she started a conversation.
Admora began to eat carefully eavesdropping on what Colgate was saying, but trying to seem as if intrigued by the various courses that arrived. Tired of looking at the potato that she had by now deformed and half destroyed into mash potatoes she looked and decided to start a conversation with Androme. She looked up at him, but he seemed to be in some sort of daze. His left arm supported his head, as he continuously missed his mouth with an empty fork with his right arm. He was staring at Admora.
"Androme. Androme? Um.you're sort of scaring me. Androme?"
Legolas, finally noticing Admora and Androme turned around and started to wave his fork in front of Androme. "Hello? Anyone in there?" becoming annoyed Legolas it Androme smack hard on the forehead.
"Ouch! What the- what in the world are you doing Legolas?"
"I was going to ask you the same thing."
"I wasn't doing any-" Androme looked at Admora and turned a beautiful shade of crimson. He hadn't. He couldn't of, but yet he could remember everything that he was thinking just seconds ago. With t his revelation he somehow miraculously turned a deeper shade of red.
Admora tried her hardest to hold in her laughter. He oddly resembled what she imagined a hobbit would look like (from Gandolf's stories of course, but in his stories they always seemed to be drunk.)
"It's okay Androme. Everyone daydreams. I do it all the time."
"It's true and pretty pathetic too." Piped in Legolas
"What do you mean by that Legolas? What is pathetic about me when I daydream?"
"Oh nothing. Just forget that I said that."
Admora looked at Legolas with a death stare, but the sight of Colgate laughing at her soon distracted her attention.
"What are you laughing at Colgate?"
"Oh nothing."
"Really? Well I believe you've just proved my theory of you being a schizophrenic freak who laughs at her imaginary friends through that simple, yet very perplexing statement."
Colgate looked absolutely perplexed by this statement, giving Admora the chance to continue.
"Was that sentence a bit too hard for you to understand?" Admora could almost see Colgate on the edge of nodding before she caught herself and decided to continue. "Well in simpler terms it means that you just proved to me that you have imaginary friends and are on the verge- if not already there- of being insane! Understand?"
"I understood every word you said and I surely did not need you to rephrase it for me!' shouted Colgate now quite red from embarrassment.
"Really? the crimson color of your face completely gives you away so don't even try to hide it."
Legolas, seeing the danger of these two having a brawl and for fear that he might be escorting Colgate home in a goblet of some sort.
"Okay everyone I believe its time for me to open my gifts."
Gift after gift he began to rip open putting on a pathetic show of how he had always wanted this and always wanted that, but Admora could tell which gifts he truly liked for his ears wiggled every time he lied about a certain gift.
At last only two gifts remained. Colgate jumped up excitedly and took the smaller parcel handing it to Legolas.
"Thanks" answered Legolas opening the gift revealing a beautifully decorated frame containing a picture of Colgate.
"I bet that frame's to make up for the picture. They balance each other out nicely." Whispered Admora to Androme as they both tried to stifle their laughter.
"I really hope you like it. It's to remind you of me."
"Or to give him nightmares of her," cut in Admora.
"Oh, she's not that bad Admora. Hey, at least she's not a balrog."
"I see certain similarities that would prove you wrong, Androme." The two continued to laugh receiving evil stares from Colgate and her gang.
At last Legolas was going to open the last gift from Admora. He tore the paper and opened the box revealing a beautiful pink.... dress!
"To Legolas: I have always remembered your love for the color pink and of your obsession with dresses, so here is your gift.
Love Admora."
"Admora was too peppy at the moment and could not stand the look on Legolas' face that looked almost joyous at the pink dress. She and Androme burst out laughing. Legolas getting the joke (finally. Sheesh!) joined them in the laughter. Seeing Legolas do so the entire hall burst into laughter (most of which sounded like forced laughter in a time of mere confusion).
The guest now emptied the dining hall back into the room where they first arrived. The music began once again and Admora was asked to dance by Legolas. After what seemed like an hour of dancing Colgate approached Legolas with a sweet smile asking him to dance. Admora let them go after whispering to Colgate "He's mine any way. No Use!"
Admora, now extremely tired from dancing, went toward the punch bowl surprised to see that Androme was sitting there alone.
"Hi. Having fun are you?"
Androme turned a bit red. " I'm not exactly as popular as Legolas. No one wants to dance with me."
"No one?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure you haven't been asking the right people then."
Androme looked at Admora annoyed by her questions, but that feeling quickly disappeared as he saw the grin on her face as she said " you know I wouldn't mind dancing with you. Actually I think I would prefer it over him," she said as she pointed a finger over her shoulder toward Legolas. "he's too proper in things like that. Dancing is for fun, and anyway, as I displayed with my entrance, I'm not exactly the most graceful person."
While they were dancing Admora and Androme both had so much fun that they did not realize how much time had passed. They finally stopped dead in their tracks to laugh after Androme had spun Admora around so much that she once again fell. Androme could and did not stop laughing until he felt someone take hold of the back of his neck and whispered into his ear " Are you trying to steal my girlfriend Androme?"
Androme looked back staring into Legolas' eyes . " I was only joking, Androme. I just wanted to see what you were doing."
"So she isn't your girlfriend, right?"
"I was joking about that, but I wasn't thinking that you were stealing my girlfriend."
This had hit Androme smack in the face. How could he not of known that Legolas and Admora were a couple. The way they looked at each other, they way Legolas prized her among all his other female friends. How stupid was he?
"Oh."
"You seem awfully sad now. Is something wrong? Are you al-?" but before Admora could finish Colgate cut in begging to dance with Legolas. Seeing that he was ignoring, she began to talk of random things.
"Legolas ooh Legolas! Do you know what my name means?"
"What?" viciously answered Admora " Tooth, whitening, gingivitus fighting, toothpaste?"
"No! It means-it means- urgh! What does your name mean ?" replied Colgate in a righteous bitch tone.
Legolas and Androme exchanged looks. Androme wanted to stop them, but Legolas mouthed the word no to him. Instead Legolas had the two girls follow him away from the group close to one of the windows. He walked over to Androme and explained. "they've been bickering a night. I think we should let them get it all out now before it continues to build up."
"I don't think that's a good idea" answered Androme seeing as how the two girls looked as if they could kill. They immediately forgot what they were talking about for all of the sudden they could hear Colgate yell "AT LEAST MY MOTHER WASN'T SOME FOREIGN SLUT WHO MADE A DEAL WITH THE ORCS!"
"DON'T YOU EVER DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!" yelled Admora as she punched Colgate making hr fall back. The other girls squealed and backed off as Legolas ran to help her.
"Admora! What are you doing!"
"No one has the right to talk badly about my mother except me!" She leaned down toward Colgate on the ground and took an arrow lying by the window and swipe it across her face. "Not so pretty now are we?!"
Colgate cursed Admora more and her mother as the cut on her face began to bleed.
"Admora! Heal her now!"
"Why should I!"
"Because, if you love me you will do so!"
Admora looked at Legolas, but her anger disappeared. Two tears streamed down her face and she caught them. Slowly she approached Colgate with disgust as she wiped her tears across the cut. Before standing up she whispered to Colgate so that only she could hear "Next time he won't be here, but for now I hope you enjoy the scar." She stood up, looked at the people around her and ran up to her room, silent tears streaming down her face.
Legolas seeing this followed her closely followed (and unkowingly) by Androme.
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Ok sorry this took so long but, as I told you before. I write in secret and there isn't much private time in the summer with my brother and mom around. I'll trya s hard as I can to write quicker, nut I can't have any promises. Also, I've been contemplating my next stories )some of LoTR, some of CSI and some X-men and some other random things. On another note, the things that I wrote at the beginning of this, I would just like to say that I don't remember any of it because it has been so long ago that I wrote it, and I cared so little about what those people wrote (although it gave me a good laugh) that I haven't read it to refresh my memory.
OK I better hurry so I can post this and finsh writing before someone comes so:
I have realized that any person from a movie with Orlando Bloom with in it strikes some kind of appeal to me. example: I 'm in love with the entire cast of LOTR. I mean I was like 'Ian McKellan is a really cool elderly person (oK that sounds dorkier than usual, but I think its rude to call the elderly 'old people' and you should too!) Another example is I wen tinto school one day and I was just like "you know Keira Knightley is really pretty. I envy her. (for obvious reasons)" (she's in Pirates of the Caribbean) and now for my last example (I must protect myself from the evil stares and words of my friends , especially Kronc's Girl,. (deep breath) I think.Johnny Depp's kinda hot. I can hear my friends yelling and screaming at me from their computer screens and reading this line over and over again. "I'm sow-ry" (hehe inside jokes rule!) I can't whistle. I just can't! don't laugh! I've done it ny accident a few times, but then again I did it by taking a breath while trying to whistle. This is sort of a fact mixed in with a FEW stories (Note the few). Actually I'm gonna start the next chapter with this so ta ta for now and once again I'M VERY SORRY FOR NOT WRITING IN SO LONG AND PLEASE DON'T EVER STO P READING UNTIL I SAY SO AND I LIKE THE REVIEWS THAT TELL ME TO HURRY UP AND WRITE!!! THEY MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY (extremely articulate aren't I? (don't answer that Emerald Dragon! Bad girl!) ( ^ ^
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