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Hello everybody!! I am so sorry that I haven't updated my stories that long but I am so busy with school, at last...
But anyway! Better late then never!
Enjoy
Ps, thank all the reviewers!! You are great!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 3,
It was about six AM when Vegeta made his way to Bulma's room, he was going to show her who was boss around here, he found her mouth too big for his liking. He quietly opened her door and sneaked in. He saw her lying on her bed, on her back, sleeping. Her arms and legs spread out on the bed. She was wearing a white tank top and a pair of tiny black pants which hugged her tightly.
Vegeta stood there for a few seconds and then finally returned to earth. He stepped closer to her bed and grabbed her sheets, he pulled the sheets from under her with one forceful pull. Bulma yelled, before she knew it, she was lying on her stomach, looking around for her attacker. She looked to her left and saw Vegeta standing next to her bed with a huge smirk on his face. Bulma gave him a death glare, making clear that he was not welcome.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" She hissed
"Waking you up for work"
"Are you kidding me? It's fucking six AM!"
"I know, time to get up and get dressed, I expect you in the garage in one hour"
"I don't think so"
"Then you are fired!"
"No, I am not, you see, I talked to Goku yesterday and he said that you would try something like this and he said that if you did, I should ignore you. Go back to bed Vegeta and come up with something new"
"Oh, I will, don't worry, I will" *Fucking Kakarot!* He thought.
Vegeta left the room and closed the door with a bang, Bulma picked up her sheets and tried to go back to sleep but she couldn't. But she wasn't coming out of bed even if it was on fire because that way, Vegeta would win and she wouldn't want that.
But after fifteen minutes, she really wanted to get up, it was already beginning to get pretty hot in the room, normally, she wouldn't have noticed because then she would be asleep but now she wasn't for some reason...
She forced herself to stay in bed for ten minutes longer and then got up, it was no use anyway, *Damn Vegeta*, she thought *He thinks he is funny, well, I'll show him funny*. Bulma didn't bother to put something decent on, if Vegeta didn't like it, he would just have to look the other way.
Bulma walked downstairs, when she entered the kitchen, she saw someone by the stove but it wasn't Vegeta, it was a woman, a fat woman with long almost gray hair, Bulma estimated her around fourty, she was wearing a black t-shirt that was a little bit too big for the woman, Bulma didn't understand how but it seemed to be possible. Under the black t-shirt she was wearing a pair of blue jeans and sneakers.
"Hello?" Bulma said
The woman turned around and was visibly surprised when she saw Bulma but smiles right away. Bulma somehow felt comfertable around the big woman.
"Hi there, who are you?" She asked
"My name is Bulma and your sons, at least I think they are your sons, offered me a job here and a place to stay together with my two friends"
"That sounds like the boys alright. But thet are not my sons, Goku and Radditz are my cousins and Vegeta moved in here"
"What's your name? That talkes more easily" Bulma said
"Call me aunt Hellen, that's what the boys call me"
"Ok. Ehm, Aunt Hellen, don't you mind that we are staying here? I mean, the guys approved without your permission"
"I don't mind as long as everybody helpes around a bit"
"How come we didn't see you yesterday?" Bulma wondered
"I was visiting my mother, she is very ill so she needs my help now and then, poor woman, she doesn't deserve this, she worked so hard her entire life"
"That must be hard, to take care of three teenage guys and your mother"
"Sometimes it is but the guys help me out a lot and now I have three pair extra hands"
"That's true!" Bulma said with a smile
"Say, do you want a cup of coffee, I was just making some"
"That would be great, I could use that. By the way, am I allowed to smoke in here?"
"Sure dear, go ahead, I am a smoker myself and so is Vegeta"
"Ok" Bulma stood up and got her cigarettes out of her purse and lit one, she sat back down at the kitchen table, stirring the hot coffee Aunt Hellen put in front of her.
"Vegeta stood in my room at six this morning, he was trying to get me out of bed, with some lame excuse that they always started at six in the morning and that if I didn't get out that I'd be fired" Bulma said with a smile on her face
"That sounds like him yeah, he always tries to trick people like that, and then laugh at them"
"Well, if that is what he wants, then that is what he'll get" Bulma said, taking a drag from her cigarette
There was a short silence which was interrupted by the backdoor, it was Vegeta who came in, already covered in grease and other things that could stain your overall in a garage.
"Good morning Vegeta" Aunt Hellen said
"Hm" was his reply
But when he saw Bulma sitting at the table, his famous smirk returned at once.
"You came out of bed after all woman?"
"Yes, I heard things downstairs and I knew it couldn't be you so I went to check it out"
"Right, just say that you couldn't sleep anymore"
"That was not it, was it Aunt Hellen?"
"No, it wasn't and Vegeta, don't pull another stunt on her like you did this morning, she has to work hard all day as well and she might need her sleep unlike you"
"And who are you to tell me what to do?"
"Your aunt"
"No, you're not, you are not my aunt or my mother"
"I know that but you still live under my roof so that means that you have to listen to my rules or you're out"
"Then out it is"
Vegeta stomped upstairs and made a lot of noise on his way there.
"What? Don't you have to stop him? He's leaving!" Bulma said, surprised at his quick decision, it took her ages to decide wether to stay or go
"Don't worry, he's not going, this happens more often, as soon as he is upstairs, he realises that he has no place to go so he'll change his mind and if he leaves, he'll be back within two or three hours, that happened before as well"
"I shouldn't be too sure about that, I ran away from home about a year ago and I still didn't return, I haven't talked to my parents ever since"
"But compare your situation to his, yours was probably a lot worse because you are already away for a year and have no plans to go back and he has a home here, he has work that he likes and friends, Goku and Radditz, -although that sounds unlikely- and right now he's just mad, he won't go and if he does, he'll be back, mark my words"
"You know him so well" Bulma said
"That's because he has been living with me since he was five"
"And what about the other two? What happened to their parents?"
"They died a long time ago, they were killed in a carcrash when the boys were just little, their grandfather took care of them for a while but he became too old so I took them in"
"Oh, that explains"
Bulma staired off into space, she didn't know what to say anymore
"I think I am going to take a shower, it's early, so now I have the chance"
"Ok, dear, I'll have breakfast ready around eleven"
"That's fine with me"
Bulma left the kitchen and went back upstairs to her tiny room to get some clothes she could wear today, she had to work so she would wear something cool and old because it would get dirty.
She collected her shower things and went to the bathroom, she was so deep in thought that she did not hear the water running, she opened the door and yanked the shower curtain aside, when she looked up, she saw the picture of a fully naked Vegeta in front of her. Bulma was stunned, she couldn't say a thing but after a few seconds,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! What the hell are you doing here?" She asked Vegeta
"What does it look like I'm doing? The question is, what the hell are YOU doing here?!"
"I want to take a shower, what do you think"
"Well, you'll have to wait for your turn, get out"
"And next time lock the door!" Bulma said
She stomped out of the bathroom, back to her room, bumping into Chichi on her way there. Chichi looked puzzled when she saw Bulma's face, she looked furious.
"What's the matter B? You don't look too happy"
"Why don't you ask monkey breath in there?" Bulma said pointing to the bathroom "He seems to know"
Bulma crossed her arms and looked the other way, waiting for Chichi to say something.
"What are you talking about?"
"I walked into the shower, and he was in there, showering and he blames me! While he didn't lock the door!!"
"Right..."
"I really want to hit that guy in the face, hard! But I won't do that, he's not worth my time"
With that, Bulma continued her way to her room, leaving a still puzzled Chichi behind.
"Sometimes..." Chichi sighed
Chichi was just about to go downstairs when the door to her right opened and a very sleepy Goku was revealed.
"Good morning Goku!" Chichi said cheerful
"Yeah, yeah, same to you" Goku mumbled and he went downstairs
Just when Goku left, another door opened and 18 stepped outside
"Good morning 18" Chichi said less cheerful then the last time with Goku
"Bite me" 18 said and went downstairs as well, she probably had a bad dream or she was just angry, that occured more often, she was mad at everything and everybode and you didn't have to do anything wrong.
"What the hell is wrong with everybody today!?!?" Chichi yelled
"What is going on ou here?" Radditz asked when he opened his bedroom door
"You tell me! Everybody is so grumpy this morning!!"
"Get used to it girl, that happens here all the time"
Radditz went back into his room to put on a t-shirt and went downstairs with Chichi, when they came down into the kitchen, it was ultimate chaos, everybody was screaming, trying to be louder then the others. Chichi's eyes widened, she never saw anything like this before.
There was a woman behind the stove Chichi didn't know, she decided to ask her what this was all about and why she hadn't broke this up yet, she approached the counter while listening to the heated discussion the guys at the table were having.
"Ehm, excuse me but ehh, what is this all about? Everybody's screaming at each other!"
"Oh hi there! I haven't met you either! I am Aunt Hellen, and you?"
"My name is Chichi"
"And you wanted to know what is going on in here? Well, this happens almost every morning, they start a discussion but nobody actually listens to each other, they all yell and yell, trying to prove their point"
"Well, it's good thing Bulma isn't here then, she loves discussions and she would interfere, I have no doubt about that"
Chichi barely finished her sentence when the kitchen door opened and Bulma stepped into the room.
"Oh, no. Kami doesn't exist!!" Chichi said
Chichi didn't really like noise although she could be very loud sometimes as well, usually when she was mad or extremely excited.
Bulma looked at the guys and girl, 18 was participating as well, and tried to find out what they were talking about, as soon as she found out, she sat down next to 18 and waited for the right time to cut in and join the discussion.
Chichi watched it all happen and decided against participating, she decided to help aunt Hellen with breakfast, she wasn't very good at discussions anyway but she kept following the conversation.
"So if you think that women can drive as good as men, why don't you prove it, we have two cars in another garage, Kakarot and I use them when we want to blow off some steam, they go fast but if you think you can't handle that, I completely understand, after all, you are just a woman" Vegeta said to Bulma
"You think you are so great, don't you? Well, let me tell you something mister, I will accept that challenge of yours and defeat your ass to prove my point" Bulma said, she was obviously in for this, she wanted to teach Vegeta a lesson for being such an asshole all the time. She would make him respect her.
"Ok, three days from now, that gives you enough time to prepare yourself, and after three days, we will prove to this bunch of pathetic excuses for human beings that men are better that women when it comes to driving a car or anything that has motor"
"Who the fuck are you calling a pathetic excuse for a human being!? Asshole!" 18 yelled, she didn't like being called names. "The only pathetic person in the room is you!!"
"18, calm down, it's alright, I understand his attitude, he is nervous, he is concidering the thought that I might actually be able to win"
"We'll see about that" Vegeta said.
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That was it, did you like it? Did you? Well, there was not much action in this chapter but the action will come!!
And if you have suggestions for my story or one of my other stories, please e-mail me because usually, I make up the story while I am writing, not in advance.
Thanks and please review!!
Lots of kisses, Blue Onna
Hello everybody!! I am so sorry that I haven't updated my stories that long but I am so busy with school, at last...
But anyway! Better late then never!
Enjoy
Ps, thank all the reviewers!! You are great!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 3,
It was about six AM when Vegeta made his way to Bulma's room, he was going to show her who was boss around here, he found her mouth too big for his liking. He quietly opened her door and sneaked in. He saw her lying on her bed, on her back, sleeping. Her arms and legs spread out on the bed. She was wearing a white tank top and a pair of tiny black pants which hugged her tightly.
Vegeta stood there for a few seconds and then finally returned to earth. He stepped closer to her bed and grabbed her sheets, he pulled the sheets from under her with one forceful pull. Bulma yelled, before she knew it, she was lying on her stomach, looking around for her attacker. She looked to her left and saw Vegeta standing next to her bed with a huge smirk on his face. Bulma gave him a death glare, making clear that he was not welcome.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" She hissed
"Waking you up for work"
"Are you kidding me? It's fucking six AM!"
"I know, time to get up and get dressed, I expect you in the garage in one hour"
"I don't think so"
"Then you are fired!"
"No, I am not, you see, I talked to Goku yesterday and he said that you would try something like this and he said that if you did, I should ignore you. Go back to bed Vegeta and come up with something new"
"Oh, I will, don't worry, I will" *Fucking Kakarot!* He thought.
Vegeta left the room and closed the door with a bang, Bulma picked up her sheets and tried to go back to sleep but she couldn't. But she wasn't coming out of bed even if it was on fire because that way, Vegeta would win and she wouldn't want that.
But after fifteen minutes, she really wanted to get up, it was already beginning to get pretty hot in the room, normally, she wouldn't have noticed because then she would be asleep but now she wasn't for some reason...
She forced herself to stay in bed for ten minutes longer and then got up, it was no use anyway, *Damn Vegeta*, she thought *He thinks he is funny, well, I'll show him funny*. Bulma didn't bother to put something decent on, if Vegeta didn't like it, he would just have to look the other way.
Bulma walked downstairs, when she entered the kitchen, she saw someone by the stove but it wasn't Vegeta, it was a woman, a fat woman with long almost gray hair, Bulma estimated her around fourty, she was wearing a black t-shirt that was a little bit too big for the woman, Bulma didn't understand how but it seemed to be possible. Under the black t-shirt she was wearing a pair of blue jeans and sneakers.
"Hello?" Bulma said
The woman turned around and was visibly surprised when she saw Bulma but smiles right away. Bulma somehow felt comfertable around the big woman.
"Hi there, who are you?" She asked
"My name is Bulma and your sons, at least I think they are your sons, offered me a job here and a place to stay together with my two friends"
"That sounds like the boys alright. But thet are not my sons, Goku and Radditz are my cousins and Vegeta moved in here"
"What's your name? That talkes more easily" Bulma said
"Call me aunt Hellen, that's what the boys call me"
"Ok. Ehm, Aunt Hellen, don't you mind that we are staying here? I mean, the guys approved without your permission"
"I don't mind as long as everybody helpes around a bit"
"How come we didn't see you yesterday?" Bulma wondered
"I was visiting my mother, she is very ill so she needs my help now and then, poor woman, she doesn't deserve this, she worked so hard her entire life"
"That must be hard, to take care of three teenage guys and your mother"
"Sometimes it is but the guys help me out a lot and now I have three pair extra hands"
"That's true!" Bulma said with a smile
"Say, do you want a cup of coffee, I was just making some"
"That would be great, I could use that. By the way, am I allowed to smoke in here?"
"Sure dear, go ahead, I am a smoker myself and so is Vegeta"
"Ok" Bulma stood up and got her cigarettes out of her purse and lit one, she sat back down at the kitchen table, stirring the hot coffee Aunt Hellen put in front of her.
"Vegeta stood in my room at six this morning, he was trying to get me out of bed, with some lame excuse that they always started at six in the morning and that if I didn't get out that I'd be fired" Bulma said with a smile on her face
"That sounds like him yeah, he always tries to trick people like that, and then laugh at them"
"Well, if that is what he wants, then that is what he'll get" Bulma said, taking a drag from her cigarette
There was a short silence which was interrupted by the backdoor, it was Vegeta who came in, already covered in grease and other things that could stain your overall in a garage.
"Good morning Vegeta" Aunt Hellen said
"Hm" was his reply
But when he saw Bulma sitting at the table, his famous smirk returned at once.
"You came out of bed after all woman?"
"Yes, I heard things downstairs and I knew it couldn't be you so I went to check it out"
"Right, just say that you couldn't sleep anymore"
"That was not it, was it Aunt Hellen?"
"No, it wasn't and Vegeta, don't pull another stunt on her like you did this morning, she has to work hard all day as well and she might need her sleep unlike you"
"And who are you to tell me what to do?"
"Your aunt"
"No, you're not, you are not my aunt or my mother"
"I know that but you still live under my roof so that means that you have to listen to my rules or you're out"
"Then out it is"
Vegeta stomped upstairs and made a lot of noise on his way there.
"What? Don't you have to stop him? He's leaving!" Bulma said, surprised at his quick decision, it took her ages to decide wether to stay or go
"Don't worry, he's not going, this happens more often, as soon as he is upstairs, he realises that he has no place to go so he'll change his mind and if he leaves, he'll be back within two or three hours, that happened before as well"
"I shouldn't be too sure about that, I ran away from home about a year ago and I still didn't return, I haven't talked to my parents ever since"
"But compare your situation to his, yours was probably a lot worse because you are already away for a year and have no plans to go back and he has a home here, he has work that he likes and friends, Goku and Radditz, -although that sounds unlikely- and right now he's just mad, he won't go and if he does, he'll be back, mark my words"
"You know him so well" Bulma said
"That's because he has been living with me since he was five"
"And what about the other two? What happened to their parents?"
"They died a long time ago, they were killed in a carcrash when the boys were just little, their grandfather took care of them for a while but he became too old so I took them in"
"Oh, that explains"
Bulma staired off into space, she didn't know what to say anymore
"I think I am going to take a shower, it's early, so now I have the chance"
"Ok, dear, I'll have breakfast ready around eleven"
"That's fine with me"
Bulma left the kitchen and went back upstairs to her tiny room to get some clothes she could wear today, she had to work so she would wear something cool and old because it would get dirty.
She collected her shower things and went to the bathroom, she was so deep in thought that she did not hear the water running, she opened the door and yanked the shower curtain aside, when she looked up, she saw the picture of a fully naked Vegeta in front of her. Bulma was stunned, she couldn't say a thing but after a few seconds,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! What the hell are you doing here?" She asked Vegeta
"What does it look like I'm doing? The question is, what the hell are YOU doing here?!"
"I want to take a shower, what do you think"
"Well, you'll have to wait for your turn, get out"
"And next time lock the door!" Bulma said
She stomped out of the bathroom, back to her room, bumping into Chichi on her way there. Chichi looked puzzled when she saw Bulma's face, she looked furious.
"What's the matter B? You don't look too happy"
"Why don't you ask monkey breath in there?" Bulma said pointing to the bathroom "He seems to know"
Bulma crossed her arms and looked the other way, waiting for Chichi to say something.
"What are you talking about?"
"I walked into the shower, and he was in there, showering and he blames me! While he didn't lock the door!!"
"Right..."
"I really want to hit that guy in the face, hard! But I won't do that, he's not worth my time"
With that, Bulma continued her way to her room, leaving a still puzzled Chichi behind.
"Sometimes..." Chichi sighed
Chichi was just about to go downstairs when the door to her right opened and a very sleepy Goku was revealed.
"Good morning Goku!" Chichi said cheerful
"Yeah, yeah, same to you" Goku mumbled and he went downstairs
Just when Goku left, another door opened and 18 stepped outside
"Good morning 18" Chichi said less cheerful then the last time with Goku
"Bite me" 18 said and went downstairs as well, she probably had a bad dream or she was just angry, that occured more often, she was mad at everything and everybode and you didn't have to do anything wrong.
"What the hell is wrong with everybody today!?!?" Chichi yelled
"What is going on ou here?" Radditz asked when he opened his bedroom door
"You tell me! Everybody is so grumpy this morning!!"
"Get used to it girl, that happens here all the time"
Radditz went back into his room to put on a t-shirt and went downstairs with Chichi, when they came down into the kitchen, it was ultimate chaos, everybody was screaming, trying to be louder then the others. Chichi's eyes widened, she never saw anything like this before.
There was a woman behind the stove Chichi didn't know, she decided to ask her what this was all about and why she hadn't broke this up yet, she approached the counter while listening to the heated discussion the guys at the table were having.
"Ehm, excuse me but ehh, what is this all about? Everybody's screaming at each other!"
"Oh hi there! I haven't met you either! I am Aunt Hellen, and you?"
"My name is Chichi"
"And you wanted to know what is going on in here? Well, this happens almost every morning, they start a discussion but nobody actually listens to each other, they all yell and yell, trying to prove their point"
"Well, it's good thing Bulma isn't here then, she loves discussions and she would interfere, I have no doubt about that"
Chichi barely finished her sentence when the kitchen door opened and Bulma stepped into the room.
"Oh, no. Kami doesn't exist!!" Chichi said
Chichi didn't really like noise although she could be very loud sometimes as well, usually when she was mad or extremely excited.
Bulma looked at the guys and girl, 18 was participating as well, and tried to find out what they were talking about, as soon as she found out, she sat down next to 18 and waited for the right time to cut in and join the discussion.
Chichi watched it all happen and decided against participating, she decided to help aunt Hellen with breakfast, she wasn't very good at discussions anyway but she kept following the conversation.
"So if you think that women can drive as good as men, why don't you prove it, we have two cars in another garage, Kakarot and I use them when we want to blow off some steam, they go fast but if you think you can't handle that, I completely understand, after all, you are just a woman" Vegeta said to Bulma
"You think you are so great, don't you? Well, let me tell you something mister, I will accept that challenge of yours and defeat your ass to prove my point" Bulma said, she was obviously in for this, she wanted to teach Vegeta a lesson for being such an asshole all the time. She would make him respect her.
"Ok, three days from now, that gives you enough time to prepare yourself, and after three days, we will prove to this bunch of pathetic excuses for human beings that men are better that women when it comes to driving a car or anything that has motor"
"Who the fuck are you calling a pathetic excuse for a human being!? Asshole!" 18 yelled, she didn't like being called names. "The only pathetic person in the room is you!!"
"18, calm down, it's alright, I understand his attitude, he is nervous, he is concidering the thought that I might actually be able to win"
"We'll see about that" Vegeta said.
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That was it, did you like it? Did you? Well, there was not much action in this chapter but the action will come!!
And if you have suggestions for my story or one of my other stories, please e-mail me because usually, I make up the story while I am writing, not in advance.
Thanks and please review!!
Lots of kisses, Blue Onna