Chapter the fifth
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
By the way, I've changed the rating to 'R' because I think some of the content in this story is a little bit too discusting for PG-13. Nothing sexual though.....well, sexual but not TOO nasty. No describing their every movement. So now you can't get me in trouble for rating it PG-13. HA-HA. Anyways, thank you for your time.
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Vegeta was restless, because he coulden't wait until that night. Bulma was doing work around the motel room and not paying attention to Geeta's pleas. "Bulma, is it night enough yet?" He kept asking. Bulma had to burn him with the iron to get him to shut up. "Veggie, your endless whining is not going to get it any closer to tonight." She said. Vegeta rubbed the burn that smarted. He bounced on the old fashioned spring mattress bed. "~5 little monkeys jumping on the bed!! One fell off and bumped his head!! Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!~" Vegeta sang. "Vegeta, what got you to singing now?" Bulma asked with a sigh. Vegeta jumped and flipped back onto the bed. "I'm singing that song because I like it." He said. "How come you like it? You don't like ANYTHING." Bulma said. Vegeta frowned at her little remark. "BECAUSE, when I was about 5 years old, Daddy used to sing me that song ALL the time. He'd bounce me on his knee and sing it to me every night....until I started to get mature and it started to get uncomfortable." He said. Bulma knew what he meant. "Please don't tell me anything else. You're nasty." Bulma said. "But it's TRUE!! I can't help puberty!!" Vegeta said. "You must have reached puberty pretty early." Bulma remarked. Vegeta was silent. "Well...uh.... I'm a SAIYAN. We're different... I guess. Do you think that maybe he bounced me HARD to hurt me?" He said. He was getting suspicious. "Maybe he DID." Bulma said. "From all you've told me about him he didn't seem to be that nice of a man or a very good father." Vegeta got sad. "Why do you say that?" He asked. Bulma folded some clothes of Vegeta's, as if she was thinking. "Hmm.... Because he GAVE YOU UP TO AN ALIEN." She said. "No he didn't, he changed his mind at the last minute!! And he only CONSIDERED giving me up to save me...at least I like to think that way." Geeta said. He looked at the bed all sad like and sighed. "I wish things could have been better!!" He said. "Well think of it this way!! If things would have been better you would never have met me!!" She said. Vegeta groaned. "Well I'd say it would be worth the loss if I got to stay on my planet." He said. Bulma was shocked. "I can't believe you'd say that!!" She said. "I'm better than some crummy old planet, aren't I?' Vegeta looked at the ground. Bulma was p*ss*d. "Well, in some ways you are. Like a planet coulden't possibly give me good sex....actually it could if I ordered the people of planet Vegeta to sex me up....." He said. Bulma gasped. "But how could you love a hunk of rock over your darling wife who's been faithful to you for 23 years!!!" She said. "Faithful?" Vegeta said. "Wait...I don't think you HAVE ever cheated on me, have you?" Bulma nodded. "Well, I've gotten close to cheating on you before." Vegeta said. Then he darted across the room to avoid being hit. "WHAT??!!" Bulma asked. Vegeta cringed. "Well...I almost had a fling with Chi-Chi once....AND Bunny.....AND #18...AND Vi-" Bulma threw a vase at him and Geeta caught it. "Careful, you don't want to hurt Geeta, do you?" He asked. Bulma walked up to him. "Tell me how they were." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "TELL ME." Bulma repeated. Vegeta shook his head again. "If you don't tell me....then NO DICE TONIGHT!!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes got the size of dinner plates. "O.K, O.K!!" He said. "Chi-Chi acted a bit dominant, like 'DO ME, BULMA WILL NEVER KNOW.' and she was kind of mean. And homely. I don't know how Kakarott manages to put up with her. And then there was Bunny.... She woulden't leave me alone about it until I did." Bulma was listening carefully. "My own mother..." She mumbled. "And #18, I liked her. I liked her A LOT. But then we kinda got inturrupted and she hasen't tried to force herself on me since. But there have been times I've tried to force myself on her..." Vegeta said. "And Videl was kind of boring." Bulma's mouth was gaping her mouth open. "VEGETA!!!" She shouted. Vegeta giggled. "But you're the only one I've ever actually had sex with." He said. "Except.......wait, yes. You're the only one." Bulma was furious. "AND ALL THIS WAS WHILE WE WERE MARRIED?!!" She screamed into his face. Vegeta nodded. "Yep. All inside the bonds of holy matrimony." He said. Bulma felt like slapping him. "I don't got the energy right now." She said. She went and continued folding clothes while Vegeta waited on the bed for tonight.
"It's dark outside Bulma!! Let's get out the dice now!!" Vegeta said. Bulma shook her head. "I have clothes to wash! Sorry but you'll hafta wait until tomorrow." She said. Vegeta's mouth dropped open three feet. He coulden't beleive it! He had waited this long and they coulden't even get them out? It enraged him horribly!! "No, TONIGHT, or I'll fly back to Capsule Corporation and leave you here all alone with nobody here with you." He said. Bulma was about to walk out the door to the laundry mat. "Nope." She said. Vegeta was left into the motel room alone. He pounded a fist on the bed. "God d@mmit!!" He said. He threw a small fit and then sat on the edge of the bed. When he was about to lay down Bulma burst through the door. She came running at him. "I want to have sex with you NOW vegeta!!" She yelled. She tackled him and Vegeta was stunned. "What the hell! Woman, you have clothes to wash!!" He said. "Screw the clothes! I want it now!!" Bulma hollered. She began to mack Veggie. "WAIT! Let's get out the dice." Vegeta said. Bulma went into the closet and got out the dice. She stripped Vegeta down to his undies and she put a longerie on herself. "O.K....it was my turn." Vegeta said. He took the dice and rolled them across the carpet. They said 'Massage,' and 'above waist'. Vegeta smiled and she smiled back. Vegeta put some massaging oil on and began to massage her..........BACK!!
After their little massage session was over it was Bulma's turn to roll the dice. Vegeta washed the massage oil off his hands. He rubbed his hands together. "PLEASE be massage below waist!!" He chanted. When it finally stopped he peeked his eyes open. The dice read 'MASSAGE' AND 'BELOW WAIST'!! Vegeta whooped with joy. "Whoo hoo!! Now you hafta massage......." He was quiet after he said that. Bulma went and got the massaging oil. Geeta got ready to take his briefs off. "What are you doing?" Bulma asked. "I'm taking off my underwear so you can massage me!!" Vegeta said. Bulma laughed. "Hm...I think I'll massage your feet." She said. Vegeta groaned really loud. "No!! PLEASE!!" He said. "No, I think it's obscene!!" Bulma said. "YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE!!" Vegeta hollered. They both got really quiet. It was so quiet it was funny. "Aw well. I don't want to tonight. Give me your stupid foot." Bulma said. Vegeta jerked it under him. "No. I want you to massage me!!" He said. "But I am! Just not in the place you want me to! The dice just says 'below waist', not weiner!!" She said. Vegeta felt like kicking her really hard and breaking her nose. If only she could know what he was going through right now!! He screamed really high pitched. "Fine! If the dice says 'lick' and 'below waist' on you I'll lick your FEET!!" He said. Bulma laughed. "Ew. Anyway if it did say that I woulden't let you do it." She said. Vegeta groaned and gave her his foot. He had cute feet to me. She began to massage them. Vegeta didn't think it felt like a massage; it hurt. Now, it was vegeta's turn to roll he rolled and the dice said 'lick' and 'above waist'. He gave her arm a short lizard lick. Bulma was dissapointed. She rolled for him. It said 'touch' and 'below waist'. Bulma reached out and touched a thigh. "NO!!" Vegeta said. "You're supposed to touch my.... you know." Bulma enjoyed teasing him. "Nope." She said. Vegeta growled and threw his arms up into the air, throwing a small fit. "I strip down to my underwear for this?" He asked. He rolled the dice for Bulma. It said,' touch' and 'below waist' for her too. Vegeta touched her thigh, too. "How does it feel? How does it feel to want something and then get the exact opposite?" "Well, considering I'm putting up with you it must feel pretty good." Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes teared up. "Roll for me." He said. Bulma felt kind of bad for making Veggie so sad. She rolled for him and it said 'kiss' and 'below waist'. Vegeta clapped. He had hope yet again!! And if she decided to be passionate than it might turn out to be even better than he would expect it to be!! "Please do it this time!!" He said. Bulma shook her head. She grabbed a foot and began to make out with it. Vegeta thought it felt gross. "Ew, that feels gross!!" He said. He kicked the foot she was kissing and accidently caused her to bite his toe. "OUCH!!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma felt blood rush in her mouth, blood that wasen't hers. "I'm so sorry, Veggie!!" Bulma said. She looked at the toe she had bit and saw it had left a cut. It was bleeding but not that bad. Vegeta sniffed. "You bit your Geeta." He said. Suddenly he didn't feel like rolling a 'lick' and 'below waist' for Bulma. He felt like getting up and leaving. "Sorry Vegeta." She said. Vegeta looked at the ground. Then he layed down. "I roll for you." He said, and he rolled the dice. It said 'kiss' and 'lips'. Vegeta grabbed her and began to passionatley make out with her. He was going a tad too hard, though. "Veggie, that's enough." She finally said. Vegeta kissed her one more time and then pushed himself back on the bed. "Roll for your Geeta." He said. He was getting mighty horny. His dice roll said 'kiss' and 'neck'. Vegeta didn't want her to. All the sudden he felt like going to sleep. She climbed on him and tried to kiss his neck but he rolled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" He said. He rolled off the bed and bashed his head on the nightstand. He thumped to the floor. She landed on top of him again. When she tried again he pushed her face back with his hands. "No No No No NOOO!!" He said. He tried to get up but she latched on to his leg. She hugged it. "Veggie, let me kiss you!!" She said. Vegeta hovered with her still latched on to his leg. She slid down until her grip slid down to his ankle. Vegeta kicked his foot. "Vegeta! Help me!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta chuckled. He shook his head. "No, actually I am enjoying this." He said. Bulma growled. She thought of a way she could make him fall so he'd hurt himself. "Vegeta, no more dice if you don't get down." She said, grasping his foot harder. Vegeta felt it pop. "I don't want to play dice anymore!! Geeta wants to go to sleep." He said. Bulma yanked his cute foot. Vegeta yowled. "DON'T HURT ME OR I'LL LEAVE YOU!!" He yelled. "Vegeta you are going to sex me up if I have to tie you down for it!" Vegeta smilied. "That sounds nice." he said. He kicked his foot as hard as he could and she almost went flying out the window and gotten cut and fillayed. Vegeta flew up and accidently banged his head on the light fixture. "I'll MAKE you come down!!" Bulma said. "I'll make some meat and then you'll hafta come down to eat some." Vegeta stayed in the air. He gritted his teeth when his foot went *POP* again. POOR GEETA!!! Vegeta heard the ice cream man out the window. He wanted some ice cream REALLY bad! "Bulma! Hear that truck? Could you go and get me an ice cream?" He asked. Because she always listened before he thought she'd listen now. He does not feel like playing bondage. "No GEETA!" She said. But she let go and fell on to the bed anyway. Then she grabbed the broom and started trying to swat him down. "OU!!" Vegeta hollered as the bristles scratched up his skin. He saw about 10 little red puncture marks appear on his chest. He fell down on the bed and she made out with him.
They had just had sex. Sex against Geeta's will, but he let it happen because after all, he was trying to make Bulma happy. It had been wonderful sex, for the both of them. But especially Bulma. And I'm not going to say anymore. Vegeta was awake and watching the French news because the snuggling had made him so sore and tired that he coulden't sleep. (You know, how sometimes you can be so tired you can't sleep?) It said something about a 'murder' but Vegeta didn't care. He had caused more murders than ever mentioned on the news. Geeta baby decided that he wanted to go to sleep. He rolled over and closed his eyes, and he had a dream. ~DREAM~
Vegeta found himself in the palace. But not just any palace. The palace he had lived in as a kid. He also discovered that he had his tail, meaning in this dream he was a kid. He walked up the halls and found his throneroom. Then he walked over to the table and found something was missing. But he didn't know what. "MY COOHIE!!" Dream Vegeta said. Coohie? What's a coohie? Dreaming Vegeta thought . "COOKIE!! My cookie is gone!!" Dream Chibi Vegeta said. Oh. thought normal Vegeta. He had deja 'vu and realized this as one of his childhood moments; he had lost his cookie in the throne room. "Murder!!" Chibi Vegeta said. He began walking as if in a trance out the door in search of his cookie. "Who have my COOKIE!!" said the Chibi Vegeta. I guess I needed grammar lessons back then. Vegeta thought..Chibi Vegeta saw someone with a cookie and killed him. "MURDER!!" He said. He killed someone else. "MURDER!! MURDER FOR MY COOKIE!!" He shouted. Vegeta wasen't getting any of this at all. Why would he say 'Murder for my cookie?' Maybe because he was murdering in anger because his cookie was gone? He murdered someone else. "COOKIE!!" He shouted. He made his way tworeds the cookie jar and grabbed a cookie. He smiled and ate it. ~End of DREAM~
Vegeta's eyes popped open. "Wow! I haven't thought of that in at least 5 years! That news program must have made me dream about the murders I've commited." He said. He rolled over and tightly closed his eyes. His next dream was terrifiying. ~DREAM~
Vegeta found himself running from something. He looked behind himself and saw he was running from nothing. He screeched to a stop. "What am I running from?" He seemed to say. He noticed there was a strange fog covering the land behind him, and he was engulfed in it. . " AHHHHH!!" He screamed. He felt something happening from the inside; something like a pulling sensation. Something that felt like someone was reaching in through his mouth and trying to pull his guts out. He screamed even harder. After about 15 minutes the fog left and he was releived. "I think I had one too many drinks." He said. He looked down at his hand and saw it was covered with Gore. The veins, tendons and bones were completley visable. "EEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAD!! WHAT HAPPENED?!!" He screamed. He looked at one once beautifully formed leg and saw every bone and scrap of fat and muscle was visible. "NOO!! NOO!!" He yelled. He looked down at his midsection and saw every enternal organ, even his heart and lungs, was in plain sight . He grabbed his head with both his hands. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" ~End of DREAM~
He finally woke up from that dream, scared stiff. "Ew, gross." He said. He looked down at his hand and saw it still had skin on it. "Thank god." He said. He sat up and went to go get a glass of water to ease his mind. That dream was just mixed up stuff too. For one thing, he used to be an alcoholic around the time he came to earth and when Trunks was born, and another was that he had just seen the Simpsons episode where the Simpsons family gets turned inside out and they dance with canes. He gulped down the water and then layed back down. He went to sleep with no more dreams.
Bulma was having a dream. But it was a good dream, unlike both of Vegeta's. Her dream was wonderful and excellent. It was full of faeries and ballerinas on clouds. ~DREAM~
In this dream Bulma was in a woods. The trees were multiple colors like red, blue, green and yellow. There were faeries dancing all around her, and she was dancing with them. So was Bra. One of the faeries sprinkled dust on them and nothing really happened, except their dance steps became more graceful. Bra said something about the 'ballerinas on the clouds' and they both jumped into the air. They jumped abnormally high and the ballerinas grabbed their hands and helped them on the clouds. They twirled and danced on top of the clouds, which were multicolored just like the trees. They were having so much fun when a storm broke out and everything turned black and white. Bulma looked down at the ground and saw that Vegeta and Trunks were flying up tworeds them on the clouds. Men had to ruin anything. "BULMA!! DINNER!!" Vegeta shouted. Bulma cocked her head. Vegeta NEVER made dinner for her. "MAKE DINNER!!" He bellowed. Oh. "No! Cloud dances!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed her and tried to drag her off. Trunks was doing the same to Bra. "Bra!! The faerie dust!!" Bulma yelled. ~END OF DREAM~
Bulma's eyes popped open. She noticed that Vegeta was sleeping next to her so he'd finally got to sleep. She wondered where she'd got such an idea for a dream!! And the dream had been great until Vegeta had shown up. That kinda gave her some negative thoughts about Veggie. She wiped the sweat off her forehead and closed her eyes for hopefully another dream where everything in the other dream happened, except for Veggie. She thought about the plane ride they'd try to catch the next morning. ~DREAM~
"BULMA!! IT'S PLUMMING!!" Bulma heard. She saw that Vegeta was saying this to her from the window seat next to her. "PLUMMING!" He shouted. Bulma whacked the side of her head. Maybe there was something in her ears? She looked out the window and noticed they were falling. PLUMMETING!! The plane was PLUMMETING, not PLUMMING!! Bulma felt fear run through her veins. "Fly us out!!" She yelled. Vegeta shook his head. "TOO DANGEROUS." He said. Bulma gritted her teeth and screamed as loud as she could. She was trying as hard as she could but no sound would come out of her mouth. (You know those dreams where you're really scared, and you try to scream but no sound comes out?) "COLD OVEN." Vegeta said. Bulma cocked an eyebrow. Cold oven? What did that hafta do with a crashing plane? She didn't care; she just wanted out of that plane!! She shattered the window and jumped onto the plane wing. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Vegeta asked her from out the window. In real life I woulden't be able to hang on. Bulma thought. As they fell, she felt her stomach go up into her throat . The ground came closer and closer- ~End of DREAM~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bulma hollered. Vegeta snapped awake. "What? Something wrong? Where is he? Let me at im!!" He said. Bulma shook her head. "No! I had a dream that the plane we get on tomorrow crashed, and I was on the wing!!" She said. This made Vegeta scared, considering he beleived in premonition. Heck, if you could read minds why NOT beleive in telling the future? "Do you think that's going to happen? Was it a bad omen?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "NO, it wasen't. It's not going to crash. It was just a silly dream because my mind was on the subject." She said. Vegeta was still scared. He was scared of planes to begin with!! "I don't want to ride that plane." He said, and shuttered. "Go back to sleep, Vegeta. We hafta get up really early to catch whatever plane we can back to West City." Bulma said. She lay down and went back to sleep, leaving poor Veggie to worry.
The next day they were sitting in the seats, waiting for them to announce they could get on the plane. The previous night, because of the dreams, they had only gotten about 3 hours sleep each and were both very tired. They both kept trying to fall asleep on eachother. Vegeta was having to hold his eye lids open to keep them from going shut. But he was so worried about the plane ride that he didn't want to sleep. "CALLING ON BOARD!!" The person next to the white hall said. Vegeta and Bulma walked up to her and showed her their ticket. Then they walked down the white hall and got onto the plane. As soon as they sat down they both prepared to go to sleep. "This flight is estimated to last about 12 hours." said the pilot. Good. 12 hours to sleep. Then Bulma realized something. WHY WOULD IT TAKE THEM 12 HOURS TO GET BACK?! "Veggie!! Veggie!! I think we're on the wrong plane!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes fluttered and then closed again. He began to snore. "Vegeta, you idiot, OPEN YOUR EYES!!" Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes popped open when she smacked him as hard as she could. "What? I barely slept last night woman!! Let me sleep!!" He said. "Vegeta we're on the wrong plane!!!" Bulma hollered. It took Vegeta a moment to process that. "Oh my god, you're right!! He said it would take 12 hours!!!" He said. He looked around. "We gotta get off this plane!!" Bulma and Vegeta were about to get up but the stewardess sat them down because the plane was already doing that slow rolling thingy before it takes off. "But woman, you don't understand!! We're on the wrong plane!!" Vegeta said to the stewardess. The stewardess shrugged. "That just means you'll hafta pay our sorry company even MORE money to get back home." She said, and cackled evilly. As she walked off Vegeta gave her the finger. "Where are we headed to, do you know?" Bulma asked. Vegeta shrugged. Bulma sighed and put her head in her hands. She had been looking sooo forward to going home today and snuggling in their own bed and just BEING WITH THE CHILDREN!! Vegeta tapped on the shoulder of one of the passengers. "Excuse me, but where's this plane headed? My wife and I kinda got on the wrong plane." He said. The annoyed passenger turned around and it was that OLD MAN!! The same old man whom Vegeta had bothered on the last plane!! His lover was beside him again, too. "Uh....please?" Vegeta asked. "It's headed to Brazil." Said the old man, turning back around to read. Vegeta scratched his head. What or where was Brazil? "Bulma! What's Brazil? Some kind of a different planet or something?" He asked. Bulma shushed him, and whispered, "No. It's a country in...SOUTH AMERICA!! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO SOUTH AMERICA!!" She sobbed hysterically. Vegeta cocked his head. "Why are you so sad about going to Brazil? Won't it be fun? We've never been there before." He said. "Because in South America there's MISQUITOS!! MISQUITOS that carry diseases!!" Bulma said. Vegeta was even more puzzled. What the hell was a misquito? "Whats a Mis....Mis...whatever you said." He asked. Bulma wiped her face with the little blanket that first class provided. "A misquito is a bug. It lands on you and sucks your blood. When it leaves it leaves an itchy welt and if you scratch at it it ruins your skin." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. How scary!! That sounded like some kind of monster alien or something!! "What kinds of diseases do those buggys carry?" Vegeta asked. "Malaria and West Nile Virus, Veggie. Terrible diseases that are rare and hard to cure." Vegeta didn't want a disease like that. He just wanted to go HOME! "Can we stay in a nice, misquito free hotel?" he asked. Bulma shrugged. "I don't know. I HOPE there's reservations in a hotel....but I can't speak Portuguese or Latin....but I can speak a bit of Spanish." She said. Vegeta was scared. These were languages he'd never even heard of before!! He decided he'd go to sleep so that he woulden't hafta worry about this anymore.
"Veggie, we landed." Bulma said, waking him up. Vegeta stood up and stretched. "I slept for 12 hours?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Yep. So did I." She said. They got their bags out of the compartment above their heads and rolled them down the little white hall.
They finally got to the rent-a-car place after about 30 minutes. "This time we aren't going to LOSE our car." Bulma said. Vegeta was shameful. "What did you reserve? Another Ferrari that looks like Thundercloud?" Vegeta asked. Bulma shook her head. "A big blue van." She said. Vegeta wasen't used to driving anything big but he decided there was no hurt trying to. They walked inside and Vegeta looked in the fish tank while Bulma did all the boring form-signing. Vegeta liked one of the fish that looked like Nemo on the movie Finding Nemo. "Alright Vegeta." Bulma said, grabbing his hand. (Arrgh...wave of jealousy.....) She led him outside where some people were loading their crap into the car. It was as big as it was ugly. "I don't want to be seen DEAD in this thing!!" Vegeta said. "Then don't wreck it. Now get in." Bulma said. Vegeta climbed into the drivers side and saw the controls were much different than the Ferrari's were. "Eerie." Veggie said. He pulled a big black stick and the car jerked. "Vegeta....you know how to do this. Now just DO it instead of playing DUMB." Bulma said. But Vegeta wasen't playing dumb. He pulled the big stick again and stepped on the gas. At first he started out kind of jerky but it went fine afterwards. But it needed shocks. BAD. "This car is bumpy. But I kinda like it." Vegeta said. (Nasty) "I can do something you'll like even MORE." Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes widened and he knew what she meant. "Not in the car, now Bulma. What if I CRASH?" He was surprised when she unzipped his pants. "Uh, BULMA, what did I say?" He said. He felt her educated hands go inside the gap. He decided not to say anything because he liked it. He liked it A LOT. The next few minutes were very pleasurable. He let out a high pitched squeal. Then he noticed something. His car was going into a pole!! He tried to swerve but he crashed. He haden't been paying attention to the road. You KNOW what he'd been paying attention to. Anyway, he didn't care that he'd just hit a pole. He'd already came.
They were now stranded in the woods. "This is all YOUR fault for giving me a hand job in the car!!" Vegeta said. He crossed his arms and turned away. He was annoyed. VERY annoyed. But more than that...I'll just shut up now. But let's just say he kinda wished they were still in the car. "O.K, shut up. I admit I was WRONG, and you DID tell me not to, but hey, you liked it and you know it." Bulma said. Vegeta was swatting at the bugs around him. "Are these 'misquitos'?" He asked. Bulma nodded and swatted one away. "Make an aura so they can't bother us until we find civilization and a place to stay." She said. Vegeta made his blue aura and Bulma got on his back. "I think it's safe to fly around here because it's the woods and there's nobody out here." She said. Vegeta rolled his eyes and flew up. He looked on the ground below them for a town or something. "There's a place." He said, and touched down. He let the aura down and they walked into a hotel. Vegeta desperatly pitched himself on the desk. "WE NEED A ROOM!!" He said. The desk clerk looked at him funny. "Uh...O.K. Names please?" She asked. "Vegeta and Bulma Briefs." Geeta said. The lady began on her computer and Vegeta and Bulma waited. "Sorry, we have no reservations." said the woman. Vegeta groaned. "You DON'T?! Did you double-check it?" He asked. The lady nodded. Vegeta threw his arms up in the air in a small fit. Then he stomped a foot, cracking the floor. They walked out to the next hotel. Reserved. And the next? Reserved. And the one after that one? One guess. "Veggie, this is TERRIBLE!! Now we have no place to stay, except the nasty old woods which is filled with disease passing misquitos and other bugs!! There's even spiders the size of a coffee table!!"(This is a fact. It's real) Bulma sank to the ground and cried. "Now Bulma, I'm sure I can go find us a tent or something..." "A TENT WON'T KEEP THE MISQUITOS OUT!!" Bulma hollered. Vegeta decided to just leave it at that. "Oh. O.K." He said. They walked into the misquito infested woods. "This isn't so bad." Vegeta said. "It just stinks." Bulma smacked him in the cheek as hard as she could. Vegeta was startled. He rubbed his stinging cheek and wiped tears from his eyes. "ouch!" he hollered. "What did you do that for? I didn't say anything bad about you!! I said the forest smells!!" "I know, honey. I smacked you because there was a misquito on your f- AHHH!!" She began smacking him all over because there was misquitos everywhere. "Owch! Owch!! Eh! AHH! OUUCH! YAHH!!" Vegeta screamed. Bulma quit smacking him and he had big red handprints all over himself. "How come the misquitos are landing on me?" Vegeta asked. "Because you eat so much!!" Bulma said. "They tend to have a natural attraction to people that eat a lot of fruit and stuff." Vegeta nodded. Then he felt a sharp pain on the back of his leg. "YAH!!" He screamed, being a little bit malodramatic. He clapped a hand to the sight of pain and felt a misquito squish under it. "Oh! Veggie!" Bulma said. She ran over. "What's wrong?" Vegeta sat down on the muddy ground. He twisted his leg around and wiped the misquito guts off. "That buggy bit me and it hurt really bad!!" He said. Bulma gasped and looked at it. There was a little bit of red around a tiny hole, almost to tiny to see. Bulma realized that this wasen't normal and that when you got bit by a NORMAL misquito then the hole was not red at all, it wasen't even visible. But here, it was different. Should she tell Vegeta? Should she alarm him that he might have been infected by a blood desiese? "It's O.K, Veggie. You just got bit by a misquito, that's all. Just don't scratch at it and you'll be fine." Bulma said. Vegeta sighed and lay down on the hard, muddy ground. "Hoooo....I'm really starting to get homesick." He said. "I miss taking Bra shopping and her getting everything in sight....and then there's Trunks...." He began rummaging in the suitcase for something to eat or to drink. He made an aura around himself to protect against any more misquitos that might make him ruin his skin. Bulma was having to slap all around herself. "Vegeta, I need to stand by you so the misquitos won't bite me." She said. Vegeta shrugged. "What are you gonna do? I can't be in two places at once, you know." He said. He continued digging for something to eat. Bulma walked over by him so the misquitos woulden't bite her. Vegeta reached down and began digging at the misquito bite. "Don't do that Vegeta!! I don't want a husband with ugly skin." he mocked her words and shoved something in his mouth. He didn't care what it was.
"Let's go and try to find somewhere to eat or something. We can always come back to camp." Bulma said. Vegeta pulled himself up from the ground and let Bulma on to his back. He made the aura around himself and blasted off. Bulma almost slipped off his back. "Watch out." She said. Vegeta mocked her again. He was feeling rather grumpy today. As they were flying, Vegeta dropped a few feet. "AHHH! Vegeta, what was that:? Pay attention to ahead of you!!" Bulma said. Vegeta climbed back up and tried to fly somemore. "God, it's HOT here...." He said. He shook in the air and almost spilled Bulma off. Bulma realized what he meant. It was steaming hot here in Brazil!! "If you'd hurry we could just get you to a restaraunt and then there'd be an air conditioner, and you won't be hot anymore." Bulma said. Vegeta started to go a little bit faster. Soon he found a decent restuarant even if he coulden't read the sign and they went inside. It was COLD in there, but cold was better than hot any day in life. They sat down at a table and the waiter took their order. Vegeta dug at the misquito bite again. "This bite is itchy." He said. "I want to scratch it but I don't want ugly skin!!" He dug at it even harder. "Veggie, it'll be gone in about 15 minutes...." She said. If it's normal. She thought. "Lemme see it." Vegeta rolled up his pants leg and showed her the misquito bite. Bulma was shocked. It was all purple and stuff. "Egad!" She said. Vegeta cocked his head. "What? Is something wrong?" He asked. Bulma shook her head and dug in as the lobster was delivered to their table.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
By the way, I've changed the rating to 'R' because I think some of the content in this story is a little bit too discusting for PG-13. Nothing sexual though.....well, sexual but not TOO nasty. No describing their every movement. So now you can't get me in trouble for rating it PG-13. HA-HA. Anyways, thank you for your time.
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Vegeta was restless, because he coulden't wait until that night. Bulma was doing work around the motel room and not paying attention to Geeta's pleas. "Bulma, is it night enough yet?" He kept asking. Bulma had to burn him with the iron to get him to shut up. "Veggie, your endless whining is not going to get it any closer to tonight." She said. Vegeta rubbed the burn that smarted. He bounced on the old fashioned spring mattress bed. "~5 little monkeys jumping on the bed!! One fell off and bumped his head!! Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!~" Vegeta sang. "Vegeta, what got you to singing now?" Bulma asked with a sigh. Vegeta jumped and flipped back onto the bed. "I'm singing that song because I like it." He said. "How come you like it? You don't like ANYTHING." Bulma said. Vegeta frowned at her little remark. "BECAUSE, when I was about 5 years old, Daddy used to sing me that song ALL the time. He'd bounce me on his knee and sing it to me every night....until I started to get mature and it started to get uncomfortable." He said. Bulma knew what he meant. "Please don't tell me anything else. You're nasty." Bulma said. "But it's TRUE!! I can't help puberty!!" Vegeta said. "You must have reached puberty pretty early." Bulma remarked. Vegeta was silent. "Well...uh.... I'm a SAIYAN. We're different... I guess. Do you think that maybe he bounced me HARD to hurt me?" He said. He was getting suspicious. "Maybe he DID." Bulma said. "From all you've told me about him he didn't seem to be that nice of a man or a very good father." Vegeta got sad. "Why do you say that?" He asked. Bulma folded some clothes of Vegeta's, as if she was thinking. "Hmm.... Because he GAVE YOU UP TO AN ALIEN." She said. "No he didn't, he changed his mind at the last minute!! And he only CONSIDERED giving me up to save me...at least I like to think that way." Geeta said. He looked at the bed all sad like and sighed. "I wish things could have been better!!" He said. "Well think of it this way!! If things would have been better you would never have met me!!" She said. Vegeta groaned. "Well I'd say it would be worth the loss if I got to stay on my planet." He said. Bulma was shocked. "I can't believe you'd say that!!" She said. "I'm better than some crummy old planet, aren't I?' Vegeta looked at the ground. Bulma was p*ss*d. "Well, in some ways you are. Like a planet coulden't possibly give me good sex....actually it could if I ordered the people of planet Vegeta to sex me up....." He said. Bulma gasped. "But how could you love a hunk of rock over your darling wife who's been faithful to you for 23 years!!!" She said. "Faithful?" Vegeta said. "Wait...I don't think you HAVE ever cheated on me, have you?" Bulma nodded. "Well, I've gotten close to cheating on you before." Vegeta said. Then he darted across the room to avoid being hit. "WHAT??!!" Bulma asked. Vegeta cringed. "Well...I almost had a fling with Chi-Chi once....AND Bunny.....AND #18...AND Vi-" Bulma threw a vase at him and Geeta caught it. "Careful, you don't want to hurt Geeta, do you?" He asked. Bulma walked up to him. "Tell me how they were." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "TELL ME." Bulma repeated. Vegeta shook his head again. "If you don't tell me....then NO DICE TONIGHT!!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes got the size of dinner plates. "O.K, O.K!!" He said. "Chi-Chi acted a bit dominant, like 'DO ME, BULMA WILL NEVER KNOW.' and she was kind of mean. And homely. I don't know how Kakarott manages to put up with her. And then there was Bunny.... She woulden't leave me alone about it until I did." Bulma was listening carefully. "My own mother..." She mumbled. "And #18, I liked her. I liked her A LOT. But then we kinda got inturrupted and she hasen't tried to force herself on me since. But there have been times I've tried to force myself on her..." Vegeta said. "And Videl was kind of boring." Bulma's mouth was gaping her mouth open. "VEGETA!!!" She shouted. Vegeta giggled. "But you're the only one I've ever actually had sex with." He said. "Except.......wait, yes. You're the only one." Bulma was furious. "AND ALL THIS WAS WHILE WE WERE MARRIED?!!" She screamed into his face. Vegeta nodded. "Yep. All inside the bonds of holy matrimony." He said. Bulma felt like slapping him. "I don't got the energy right now." She said. She went and continued folding clothes while Vegeta waited on the bed for tonight.
"It's dark outside Bulma!! Let's get out the dice now!!" Vegeta said. Bulma shook her head. "I have clothes to wash! Sorry but you'll hafta wait until tomorrow." She said. Vegeta's mouth dropped open three feet. He coulden't beleive it! He had waited this long and they coulden't even get them out? It enraged him horribly!! "No, TONIGHT, or I'll fly back to Capsule Corporation and leave you here all alone with nobody here with you." He said. Bulma was about to walk out the door to the laundry mat. "Nope." She said. Vegeta was left into the motel room alone. He pounded a fist on the bed. "God d@mmit!!" He said. He threw a small fit and then sat on the edge of the bed. When he was about to lay down Bulma burst through the door. She came running at him. "I want to have sex with you NOW vegeta!!" She yelled. She tackled him and Vegeta was stunned. "What the hell! Woman, you have clothes to wash!!" He said. "Screw the clothes! I want it now!!" Bulma hollered. She began to mack Veggie. "WAIT! Let's get out the dice." Vegeta said. Bulma went into the closet and got out the dice. She stripped Vegeta down to his undies and she put a longerie on herself. "O.K....it was my turn." Vegeta said. He took the dice and rolled them across the carpet. They said 'Massage,' and 'above waist'. Vegeta smiled and she smiled back. Vegeta put some massaging oil on and began to massage her..........BACK!!
After their little massage session was over it was Bulma's turn to roll the dice. Vegeta washed the massage oil off his hands. He rubbed his hands together. "PLEASE be massage below waist!!" He chanted. When it finally stopped he peeked his eyes open. The dice read 'MASSAGE' AND 'BELOW WAIST'!! Vegeta whooped with joy. "Whoo hoo!! Now you hafta massage......." He was quiet after he said that. Bulma went and got the massaging oil. Geeta got ready to take his briefs off. "What are you doing?" Bulma asked. "I'm taking off my underwear so you can massage me!!" Vegeta said. Bulma laughed. "Hm...I think I'll massage your feet." She said. Vegeta groaned really loud. "No!! PLEASE!!" He said. "No, I think it's obscene!!" Bulma said. "YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE!!" Vegeta hollered. They both got really quiet. It was so quiet it was funny. "Aw well. I don't want to tonight. Give me your stupid foot." Bulma said. Vegeta jerked it under him. "No. I want you to massage me!!" He said. "But I am! Just not in the place you want me to! The dice just says 'below waist', not weiner!!" She said. Vegeta felt like kicking her really hard and breaking her nose. If only she could know what he was going through right now!! He screamed really high pitched. "Fine! If the dice says 'lick' and 'below waist' on you I'll lick your FEET!!" He said. Bulma laughed. "Ew. Anyway if it did say that I woulden't let you do it." She said. Vegeta groaned and gave her his foot. He had cute feet to me. She began to massage them. Vegeta didn't think it felt like a massage; it hurt. Now, it was vegeta's turn to roll he rolled and the dice said 'lick' and 'above waist'. He gave her arm a short lizard lick. Bulma was dissapointed. She rolled for him. It said 'touch' and 'below waist'. Bulma reached out and touched a thigh. "NO!!" Vegeta said. "You're supposed to touch my.... you know." Bulma enjoyed teasing him. "Nope." She said. Vegeta growled and threw his arms up into the air, throwing a small fit. "I strip down to my underwear for this?" He asked. He rolled the dice for Bulma. It said,' touch' and 'below waist' for her too. Vegeta touched her thigh, too. "How does it feel? How does it feel to want something and then get the exact opposite?" "Well, considering I'm putting up with you it must feel pretty good." Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes teared up. "Roll for me." He said. Bulma felt kind of bad for making Veggie so sad. She rolled for him and it said 'kiss' and 'below waist'. Vegeta clapped. He had hope yet again!! And if she decided to be passionate than it might turn out to be even better than he would expect it to be!! "Please do it this time!!" He said. Bulma shook her head. She grabbed a foot and began to make out with it. Vegeta thought it felt gross. "Ew, that feels gross!!" He said. He kicked the foot she was kissing and accidently caused her to bite his toe. "OUCH!!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma felt blood rush in her mouth, blood that wasen't hers. "I'm so sorry, Veggie!!" Bulma said. She looked at the toe she had bit and saw it had left a cut. It was bleeding but not that bad. Vegeta sniffed. "You bit your Geeta." He said. Suddenly he didn't feel like rolling a 'lick' and 'below waist' for Bulma. He felt like getting up and leaving. "Sorry Vegeta." She said. Vegeta looked at the ground. Then he layed down. "I roll for you." He said, and he rolled the dice. It said 'kiss' and 'lips'. Vegeta grabbed her and began to passionatley make out with her. He was going a tad too hard, though. "Veggie, that's enough." She finally said. Vegeta kissed her one more time and then pushed himself back on the bed. "Roll for your Geeta." He said. He was getting mighty horny. His dice roll said 'kiss' and 'neck'. Vegeta didn't want her to. All the sudden he felt like going to sleep. She climbed on him and tried to kiss his neck but he rolled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" He said. He rolled off the bed and bashed his head on the nightstand. He thumped to the floor. She landed on top of him again. When she tried again he pushed her face back with his hands. "No No No No NOOO!!" He said. He tried to get up but she latched on to his leg. She hugged it. "Veggie, let me kiss you!!" She said. Vegeta hovered with her still latched on to his leg. She slid down until her grip slid down to his ankle. Vegeta kicked his foot. "Vegeta! Help me!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta chuckled. He shook his head. "No, actually I am enjoying this." He said. Bulma growled. She thought of a way she could make him fall so he'd hurt himself. "Vegeta, no more dice if you don't get down." She said, grasping his foot harder. Vegeta felt it pop. "I don't want to play dice anymore!! Geeta wants to go to sleep." He said. Bulma yanked his cute foot. Vegeta yowled. "DON'T HURT ME OR I'LL LEAVE YOU!!" He yelled. "Vegeta you are going to sex me up if I have to tie you down for it!" Vegeta smilied. "That sounds nice." he said. He kicked his foot as hard as he could and she almost went flying out the window and gotten cut and fillayed. Vegeta flew up and accidently banged his head on the light fixture. "I'll MAKE you come down!!" Bulma said. "I'll make some meat and then you'll hafta come down to eat some." Vegeta stayed in the air. He gritted his teeth when his foot went *POP* again. POOR GEETA!!! Vegeta heard the ice cream man out the window. He wanted some ice cream REALLY bad! "Bulma! Hear that truck? Could you go and get me an ice cream?" He asked. Because she always listened before he thought she'd listen now. He does not feel like playing bondage. "No GEETA!" She said. But she let go and fell on to the bed anyway. Then she grabbed the broom and started trying to swat him down. "OU!!" Vegeta hollered as the bristles scratched up his skin. He saw about 10 little red puncture marks appear on his chest. He fell down on the bed and she made out with him.
They had just had sex. Sex against Geeta's will, but he let it happen because after all, he was trying to make Bulma happy. It had been wonderful sex, for the both of them. But especially Bulma. And I'm not going to say anymore. Vegeta was awake and watching the French news because the snuggling had made him so sore and tired that he coulden't sleep. (You know, how sometimes you can be so tired you can't sleep?) It said something about a 'murder' but Vegeta didn't care. He had caused more murders than ever mentioned on the news. Geeta baby decided that he wanted to go to sleep. He rolled over and closed his eyes, and he had a dream. ~DREAM~
Vegeta found himself in the palace. But not just any palace. The palace he had lived in as a kid. He also discovered that he had his tail, meaning in this dream he was a kid. He walked up the halls and found his throneroom. Then he walked over to the table and found something was missing. But he didn't know what. "MY COOHIE!!" Dream Vegeta said. Coohie? What's a coohie? Dreaming Vegeta thought . "COOKIE!! My cookie is gone!!" Dream Chibi Vegeta said. Oh. thought normal Vegeta. He had deja 'vu and realized this as one of his childhood moments; he had lost his cookie in the throne room. "Murder!!" Chibi Vegeta said. He began walking as if in a trance out the door in search of his cookie. "Who have my COOKIE!!" said the Chibi Vegeta. I guess I needed grammar lessons back then. Vegeta thought..Chibi Vegeta saw someone with a cookie and killed him. "MURDER!!" He said. He killed someone else. "MURDER!! MURDER FOR MY COOKIE!!" He shouted. Vegeta wasen't getting any of this at all. Why would he say 'Murder for my cookie?' Maybe because he was murdering in anger because his cookie was gone? He murdered someone else. "COOKIE!!" He shouted. He made his way tworeds the cookie jar and grabbed a cookie. He smiled and ate it. ~End of DREAM~
Vegeta's eyes popped open. "Wow! I haven't thought of that in at least 5 years! That news program must have made me dream about the murders I've commited." He said. He rolled over and tightly closed his eyes. His next dream was terrifiying. ~DREAM~
Vegeta found himself running from something. He looked behind himself and saw he was running from nothing. He screeched to a stop. "What am I running from?" He seemed to say. He noticed there was a strange fog covering the land behind him, and he was engulfed in it. . " AHHHHH!!" He screamed. He felt something happening from the inside; something like a pulling sensation. Something that felt like someone was reaching in through his mouth and trying to pull his guts out. He screamed even harder. After about 15 minutes the fog left and he was releived. "I think I had one too many drinks." He said. He looked down at his hand and saw it was covered with Gore. The veins, tendons and bones were completley visable. "EEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAD!! WHAT HAPPENED?!!" He screamed. He looked at one once beautifully formed leg and saw every bone and scrap of fat and muscle was visible. "NOO!! NOO!!" He yelled. He looked down at his midsection and saw every enternal organ, even his heart and lungs, was in plain sight . He grabbed his head with both his hands. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" ~End of DREAM~
He finally woke up from that dream, scared stiff. "Ew, gross." He said. He looked down at his hand and saw it still had skin on it. "Thank god." He said. He sat up and went to go get a glass of water to ease his mind. That dream was just mixed up stuff too. For one thing, he used to be an alcoholic around the time he came to earth and when Trunks was born, and another was that he had just seen the Simpsons episode where the Simpsons family gets turned inside out and they dance with canes. He gulped down the water and then layed back down. He went to sleep with no more dreams.
Bulma was having a dream. But it was a good dream, unlike both of Vegeta's. Her dream was wonderful and excellent. It was full of faeries and ballerinas on clouds. ~DREAM~
In this dream Bulma was in a woods. The trees were multiple colors like red, blue, green and yellow. There were faeries dancing all around her, and she was dancing with them. So was Bra. One of the faeries sprinkled dust on them and nothing really happened, except their dance steps became more graceful. Bra said something about the 'ballerinas on the clouds' and they both jumped into the air. They jumped abnormally high and the ballerinas grabbed their hands and helped them on the clouds. They twirled and danced on top of the clouds, which were multicolored just like the trees. They were having so much fun when a storm broke out and everything turned black and white. Bulma looked down at the ground and saw that Vegeta and Trunks were flying up tworeds them on the clouds. Men had to ruin anything. "BULMA!! DINNER!!" Vegeta shouted. Bulma cocked her head. Vegeta NEVER made dinner for her. "MAKE DINNER!!" He bellowed. Oh. "No! Cloud dances!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed her and tried to drag her off. Trunks was doing the same to Bra. "Bra!! The faerie dust!!" Bulma yelled. ~END OF DREAM~
Bulma's eyes popped open. She noticed that Vegeta was sleeping next to her so he'd finally got to sleep. She wondered where she'd got such an idea for a dream!! And the dream had been great until Vegeta had shown up. That kinda gave her some negative thoughts about Veggie. She wiped the sweat off her forehead and closed her eyes for hopefully another dream where everything in the other dream happened, except for Veggie. She thought about the plane ride they'd try to catch the next morning. ~DREAM~
"BULMA!! IT'S PLUMMING!!" Bulma heard. She saw that Vegeta was saying this to her from the window seat next to her. "PLUMMING!" He shouted. Bulma whacked the side of her head. Maybe there was something in her ears? She looked out the window and noticed they were falling. PLUMMETING!! The plane was PLUMMETING, not PLUMMING!! Bulma felt fear run through her veins. "Fly us out!!" She yelled. Vegeta shook his head. "TOO DANGEROUS." He said. Bulma gritted her teeth and screamed as loud as she could. She was trying as hard as she could but no sound would come out of her mouth. (You know those dreams where you're really scared, and you try to scream but no sound comes out?) "COLD OVEN." Vegeta said. Bulma cocked an eyebrow. Cold oven? What did that hafta do with a crashing plane? She didn't care; she just wanted out of that plane!! She shattered the window and jumped onto the plane wing. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Vegeta asked her from out the window. In real life I woulden't be able to hang on. Bulma thought. As they fell, she felt her stomach go up into her throat . The ground came closer and closer- ~End of DREAM~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bulma hollered. Vegeta snapped awake. "What? Something wrong? Where is he? Let me at im!!" He said. Bulma shook her head. "No! I had a dream that the plane we get on tomorrow crashed, and I was on the wing!!" She said. This made Vegeta scared, considering he beleived in premonition. Heck, if you could read minds why NOT beleive in telling the future? "Do you think that's going to happen? Was it a bad omen?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "NO, it wasen't. It's not going to crash. It was just a silly dream because my mind was on the subject." She said. Vegeta was still scared. He was scared of planes to begin with!! "I don't want to ride that plane." He said, and shuttered. "Go back to sleep, Vegeta. We hafta get up really early to catch whatever plane we can back to West City." Bulma said. She lay down and went back to sleep, leaving poor Veggie to worry.
The next day they were sitting in the seats, waiting for them to announce they could get on the plane. The previous night, because of the dreams, they had only gotten about 3 hours sleep each and were both very tired. They both kept trying to fall asleep on eachother. Vegeta was having to hold his eye lids open to keep them from going shut. But he was so worried about the plane ride that he didn't want to sleep. "CALLING ON BOARD!!" The person next to the white hall said. Vegeta and Bulma walked up to her and showed her their ticket. Then they walked down the white hall and got onto the plane. As soon as they sat down they both prepared to go to sleep. "This flight is estimated to last about 12 hours." said the pilot. Good. 12 hours to sleep. Then Bulma realized something. WHY WOULD IT TAKE THEM 12 HOURS TO GET BACK?! "Veggie!! Veggie!! I think we're on the wrong plane!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes fluttered and then closed again. He began to snore. "Vegeta, you idiot, OPEN YOUR EYES!!" Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes popped open when she smacked him as hard as she could. "What? I barely slept last night woman!! Let me sleep!!" He said. "Vegeta we're on the wrong plane!!!" Bulma hollered. It took Vegeta a moment to process that. "Oh my god, you're right!! He said it would take 12 hours!!!" He said. He looked around. "We gotta get off this plane!!" Bulma and Vegeta were about to get up but the stewardess sat them down because the plane was already doing that slow rolling thingy before it takes off. "But woman, you don't understand!! We're on the wrong plane!!" Vegeta said to the stewardess. The stewardess shrugged. "That just means you'll hafta pay our sorry company even MORE money to get back home." She said, and cackled evilly. As she walked off Vegeta gave her the finger. "Where are we headed to, do you know?" Bulma asked. Vegeta shrugged. Bulma sighed and put her head in her hands. She had been looking sooo forward to going home today and snuggling in their own bed and just BEING WITH THE CHILDREN!! Vegeta tapped on the shoulder of one of the passengers. "Excuse me, but where's this plane headed? My wife and I kinda got on the wrong plane." He said. The annoyed passenger turned around and it was that OLD MAN!! The same old man whom Vegeta had bothered on the last plane!! His lover was beside him again, too. "Uh....please?" Vegeta asked. "It's headed to Brazil." Said the old man, turning back around to read. Vegeta scratched his head. What or where was Brazil? "Bulma! What's Brazil? Some kind of a different planet or something?" He asked. Bulma shushed him, and whispered, "No. It's a country in...SOUTH AMERICA!! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO SOUTH AMERICA!!" She sobbed hysterically. Vegeta cocked his head. "Why are you so sad about going to Brazil? Won't it be fun? We've never been there before." He said. "Because in South America there's MISQUITOS!! MISQUITOS that carry diseases!!" Bulma said. Vegeta was even more puzzled. What the hell was a misquito? "Whats a Mis....Mis...whatever you said." He asked. Bulma wiped her face with the little blanket that first class provided. "A misquito is a bug. It lands on you and sucks your blood. When it leaves it leaves an itchy welt and if you scratch at it it ruins your skin." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. How scary!! That sounded like some kind of monster alien or something!! "What kinds of diseases do those buggys carry?" Vegeta asked. "Malaria and West Nile Virus, Veggie. Terrible diseases that are rare and hard to cure." Vegeta didn't want a disease like that. He just wanted to go HOME! "Can we stay in a nice, misquito free hotel?" he asked. Bulma shrugged. "I don't know. I HOPE there's reservations in a hotel....but I can't speak Portuguese or Latin....but I can speak a bit of Spanish." She said. Vegeta was scared. These were languages he'd never even heard of before!! He decided he'd go to sleep so that he woulden't hafta worry about this anymore.
"Veggie, we landed." Bulma said, waking him up. Vegeta stood up and stretched. "I slept for 12 hours?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Yep. So did I." She said. They got their bags out of the compartment above their heads and rolled them down the little white hall.
They finally got to the rent-a-car place after about 30 minutes. "This time we aren't going to LOSE our car." Bulma said. Vegeta was shameful. "What did you reserve? Another Ferrari that looks like Thundercloud?" Vegeta asked. Bulma shook her head. "A big blue van." She said. Vegeta wasen't used to driving anything big but he decided there was no hurt trying to. They walked inside and Vegeta looked in the fish tank while Bulma did all the boring form-signing. Vegeta liked one of the fish that looked like Nemo on the movie Finding Nemo. "Alright Vegeta." Bulma said, grabbing his hand. (Arrgh...wave of jealousy.....) She led him outside where some people were loading their crap into the car. It was as big as it was ugly. "I don't want to be seen DEAD in this thing!!" Vegeta said. "Then don't wreck it. Now get in." Bulma said. Vegeta climbed into the drivers side and saw the controls were much different than the Ferrari's were. "Eerie." Veggie said. He pulled a big black stick and the car jerked. "Vegeta....you know how to do this. Now just DO it instead of playing DUMB." Bulma said. But Vegeta wasen't playing dumb. He pulled the big stick again and stepped on the gas. At first he started out kind of jerky but it went fine afterwards. But it needed shocks. BAD. "This car is bumpy. But I kinda like it." Vegeta said. (Nasty) "I can do something you'll like even MORE." Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes widened and he knew what she meant. "Not in the car, now Bulma. What if I CRASH?" He was surprised when she unzipped his pants. "Uh, BULMA, what did I say?" He said. He felt her educated hands go inside the gap. He decided not to say anything because he liked it. He liked it A LOT. The next few minutes were very pleasurable. He let out a high pitched squeal. Then he noticed something. His car was going into a pole!! He tried to swerve but he crashed. He haden't been paying attention to the road. You KNOW what he'd been paying attention to. Anyway, he didn't care that he'd just hit a pole. He'd already came.
They were now stranded in the woods. "This is all YOUR fault for giving me a hand job in the car!!" Vegeta said. He crossed his arms and turned away. He was annoyed. VERY annoyed. But more than that...I'll just shut up now. But let's just say he kinda wished they were still in the car. "O.K, shut up. I admit I was WRONG, and you DID tell me not to, but hey, you liked it and you know it." Bulma said. Vegeta was swatting at the bugs around him. "Are these 'misquitos'?" He asked. Bulma nodded and swatted one away. "Make an aura so they can't bother us until we find civilization and a place to stay." She said. Vegeta made his blue aura and Bulma got on his back. "I think it's safe to fly around here because it's the woods and there's nobody out here." She said. Vegeta rolled his eyes and flew up. He looked on the ground below them for a town or something. "There's a place." He said, and touched down. He let the aura down and they walked into a hotel. Vegeta desperatly pitched himself on the desk. "WE NEED A ROOM!!" He said. The desk clerk looked at him funny. "Uh...O.K. Names please?" She asked. "Vegeta and Bulma Briefs." Geeta said. The lady began on her computer and Vegeta and Bulma waited. "Sorry, we have no reservations." said the woman. Vegeta groaned. "You DON'T?! Did you double-check it?" He asked. The lady nodded. Vegeta threw his arms up in the air in a small fit. Then he stomped a foot, cracking the floor. They walked out to the next hotel. Reserved. And the next? Reserved. And the one after that one? One guess. "Veggie, this is TERRIBLE!! Now we have no place to stay, except the nasty old woods which is filled with disease passing misquitos and other bugs!! There's even spiders the size of a coffee table!!"(This is a fact. It's real) Bulma sank to the ground and cried. "Now Bulma, I'm sure I can go find us a tent or something..." "A TENT WON'T KEEP THE MISQUITOS OUT!!" Bulma hollered. Vegeta decided to just leave it at that. "Oh. O.K." He said. They walked into the misquito infested woods. "This isn't so bad." Vegeta said. "It just stinks." Bulma smacked him in the cheek as hard as she could. Vegeta was startled. He rubbed his stinging cheek and wiped tears from his eyes. "ouch!" he hollered. "What did you do that for? I didn't say anything bad about you!! I said the forest smells!!" "I know, honey. I smacked you because there was a misquito on your f- AHHH!!" She began smacking him all over because there was misquitos everywhere. "Owch! Owch!! Eh! AHH! OUUCH! YAHH!!" Vegeta screamed. Bulma quit smacking him and he had big red handprints all over himself. "How come the misquitos are landing on me?" Vegeta asked. "Because you eat so much!!" Bulma said. "They tend to have a natural attraction to people that eat a lot of fruit and stuff." Vegeta nodded. Then he felt a sharp pain on the back of his leg. "YAH!!" He screamed, being a little bit malodramatic. He clapped a hand to the sight of pain and felt a misquito squish under it. "Oh! Veggie!" Bulma said. She ran over. "What's wrong?" Vegeta sat down on the muddy ground. He twisted his leg around and wiped the misquito guts off. "That buggy bit me and it hurt really bad!!" He said. Bulma gasped and looked at it. There was a little bit of red around a tiny hole, almost to tiny to see. Bulma realized that this wasen't normal and that when you got bit by a NORMAL misquito then the hole was not red at all, it wasen't even visible. But here, it was different. Should she tell Vegeta? Should she alarm him that he might have been infected by a blood desiese? "It's O.K, Veggie. You just got bit by a misquito, that's all. Just don't scratch at it and you'll be fine." Bulma said. Vegeta sighed and lay down on the hard, muddy ground. "Hoooo....I'm really starting to get homesick." He said. "I miss taking Bra shopping and her getting everything in sight....and then there's Trunks...." He began rummaging in the suitcase for something to eat or to drink. He made an aura around himself to protect against any more misquitos that might make him ruin his skin. Bulma was having to slap all around herself. "Vegeta, I need to stand by you so the misquitos won't bite me." She said. Vegeta shrugged. "What are you gonna do? I can't be in two places at once, you know." He said. He continued digging for something to eat. Bulma walked over by him so the misquitos woulden't bite her. Vegeta reached down and began digging at the misquito bite. "Don't do that Vegeta!! I don't want a husband with ugly skin." he mocked her words and shoved something in his mouth. He didn't care what it was.
"Let's go and try to find somewhere to eat or something. We can always come back to camp." Bulma said. Vegeta pulled himself up from the ground and let Bulma on to his back. He made the aura around himself and blasted off. Bulma almost slipped off his back. "Watch out." She said. Vegeta mocked her again. He was feeling rather grumpy today. As they were flying, Vegeta dropped a few feet. "AHHH! Vegeta, what was that:? Pay attention to ahead of you!!" Bulma said. Vegeta climbed back up and tried to fly somemore. "God, it's HOT here...." He said. He shook in the air and almost spilled Bulma off. Bulma realized what he meant. It was steaming hot here in Brazil!! "If you'd hurry we could just get you to a restaraunt and then there'd be an air conditioner, and you won't be hot anymore." Bulma said. Vegeta started to go a little bit faster. Soon he found a decent restuarant even if he coulden't read the sign and they went inside. It was COLD in there, but cold was better than hot any day in life. They sat down at a table and the waiter took their order. Vegeta dug at the misquito bite again. "This bite is itchy." He said. "I want to scratch it but I don't want ugly skin!!" He dug at it even harder. "Veggie, it'll be gone in about 15 minutes...." She said. If it's normal. She thought. "Lemme see it." Vegeta rolled up his pants leg and showed her the misquito bite. Bulma was shocked. It was all purple and stuff. "Egad!" She said. Vegeta cocked his head. "What? Is something wrong?" He asked. Bulma shook her head and dug in as the lobster was delivered to their table.