Chapter the eigth
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Bulma was still sitting around and snapping pictures of every bird and bug in sight while Vegeta chased after his jumping fishie. Little did she knew that Vegeta was going through a lot of mental trauma right now and was about to have a serious breakdown. She snapped a picture of a colorful bird. She thought it was the prettiest bird she had ever seen. But it really wasen't all that pretty. "Hey Vegeta!! Come look at this bird!!" She shouted. But Vegeta didn't come running up. "Veggie?" She said. Still no response from him. So she turned around and was almost stomped flat by Vegeta's bodyweight as he rammed himself into her and hugged her as tight as he could. It took Bulma a moment to realize that he was crying. He buried his face in her neck and she could feel his warm, wet tears spill out. "Uh.....Vegeta?" She asked. She was quite sure her husband had gone mental. Vegeta let out a huge wail and hugged her tighter, and rubbed his face in her neck. "What's the matter?" Bulma asked. She twisted a finger in the baby hair on the back of his head, not sure of whether to comfort him or take him to a mental hospital. Vegeta didn't answer; he just blubbered harder and harder. It took a lot to keep Bulma from laughing her head off because she had never seen Vegeta really cry this hard before. It was usually always just a little tear or his eyes tearing up. Bulma then remembered what she had told him earlier about that she woulden't have sex with him for a year. "Is this about that thing that I said I woulden't have sex with you for a year, because I was just kidding!! I coulden't last a DAY without some good Vegeta sex!!" She said. She made out a 'NOOO' from between his sobs. Yep. He was clearly going insane. She hoped he wasen't trying to bite her neck and suck her blood or anything. "Uh....Is it about that the fish got away from you?" She asked. Vegeta shook his head against her neck. "Then WHAT'S THE MATTER?!!" Bulma asked. Vegeta didn't answer again. Bulma was getting really irratated with him. "You know, I think you can just have your mental breakdown by yourself. I'm stepping away." She said. She slowley began to back away but he grabbed her even harder and let out a huge wail. She rolled her eyes and hugged him back. "Are you O.K? Do you just need to lay down?" She asked, kissing the side of his head. No answer. She pulled back from him and grasped him by the shoulders. "I'm going to lay you down now, O.K? Then you're going to calm down and tell me what's the matter." She said. Vegeta nodded. She ran a hand through his hair and then helped him to lay down on his stomach on the pallet. He dug his face into the blanket and cried harder. Bulma decided it was time to play psyciatrist. "O.K, Veggie, Why do you think you're crying?" She asked him. He didn't answer. Bulma rubbed his shaking back and shoulders with a hand. "Vegeta?" She asked. Vegeta turned his head. He still had tears spilling down his tanned face. "O.K. Why do you think you're crying?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sniffed. "I don't know...." He said. Bulma almost laughed again. "I think you're going crazy, Veggie." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "REALLY? You think?" He asked. Bulma slowley nodded, and Vegeta acted as if he were thinking over the situation. "Think of things that might be making you sad." Bulma said. Vegeta thought and thought and thought somemore. "Hmmm...I don't know." He said. He sniffed again. His bottom lip trembled and another tear slid down his face. Bulma began thinking for him. "Uh.....Is it that your afraid of the plane?" She cooed. Vegeta didn't do anything. Then he said, " I don't know." Bulma sighed. They were getting nowhere. "O.K, Veggie. I want you to sit up, O.K?" She said. It took Vegeta a minute but he finally pulled himself to the sitting position with silent tears still running down his cute face. Bulma wrapped a blanket around him. "O.K. I'm going to walk to the store down the street and buy you some hot tea, O.K? You just sit tight here and I'll be right back." She said. Vegeta sniffled and nodded. Bulma tousled his hair and then stood up. It took all of her nerves to leave crying Vegeta all alone but she did, and walked out of Vegeta's sight. She almost cried and turned back when she heared Vegeta start crying again harder than ever. She was now certain it was a mental breakdown, but something had to be causing it.
She walked down to the 'Brazil Coffee Beanery' , hoping they carried hot tea. She walked into the weird, colorfully painted place and walked up the the saleswoman. "Do you have tea?" She asked. She was lucky that the South American could also speak English. But she was very hard to understand. She rattled something off to Bulma. "Excuse me, Mam?" Bulma asked. The lady repeated herself. Bulma twisted a finger in her ear to try and see if her ear was clogged. She leaned closer to the woman. "Huh?" She asked. The lady let out a deep breath and rolled her eyes. "YESSS!!" She yelled, right in Bulma's face. It blew her hair back. (Sometimes I feel like doing this to my Grandpa. Everything I say it's 'WHAT? I can't hear you!!' and it drives me insane!!) "Well, O.K then. I want a cup of it, please." She said. The lady leaned closer to Bulma. "What?" She said, triumph in her eyes. Bulma felt like smacking the woman across the face. "Just give me some tea or I'll get back there and do it myself!!" Bulma said. The lady cocked her head. "Look, like this!! Get a mug, then fill it with water, put some teabags in and set it in the microwave for two minutes!!" Bulma said. Little did she know she had done all this as she was saying it. "You just did it yourself." The weird sounding lady said. Bulma blew air out of her mouth like a horse sometimes does, blowing some of her hair up. "Your really irratating me. I just need to get back to my husband!! Make him some Chamomile tea." She said. "But you just made him some." "WELL I WANT SOME YOU MAKE!! IT TASTES BETTER! AND YOU'D BETTER DO A DARNED GOOD JOB, TOO!!!" Bulma screeched, right in the woman's homely face. The woman backed up slowley. "Uh..yes mam." She said, and began to make Vegeta some tea. Bulma smiled triumphantly. Finally the woman was done and she took the tea from her. It was burning her hands through the styrofoam cup so she wrapped a napkin around it and started to walk back tworeds her camp. But as she was walking out a rat ran over her feet and startled her. She accidently dropped Vegeta's tea and the cup split. "Son of a b*tch!!" She said. She walked back into the Coffee Beanery and the woman made her take what she had made earlier.
"Veggie, I'm back with your tea." Bulma said, walking up to Vegeta who was still sitting down with the blanket around him. His nose was running and his cheeks were tearstained. He looked up at her with red and swollen eyes. "Thank you." He said, in a trembling voice and took the cup in his shaking hand. He sipped a drink of it. "It's good." He said. That made Bulma feel nice because she had made the tea. "Have you thought about what might have made you cry yet?" She asked him. Vegeta shook his head. Bulma sat down next to him and rubbed the back of his neck with a hand. "I think we should go home tomorrow afternoon." She said. Vegeta just looked down into the cup of hot tea. He watched it shake as his hands trembled. "Why?" He asked. "Because it's obviously doing nothing for you. Look at you; this is not the Vegeta I fell in love with and married." Bulma said. Vegeta sniffled. Bulma handed him a Kleenex to wipe his runny nose with. "O.K. We can go home tomorrow." He said. He wiped some more tears from his puffy pink eyes and leaned his head against her shoulder. She held him close. "Vegeta, maybe this will help." Bulma said. She reached over and grabbed the suitcase. She dug around with her free hand and found a picture of Bra and Trunks Vegeta had brought along so he woulden't start to miss them to bad. She showed it to Vegeta. "Is this what you were crying about?" She asked. Vegeta stared down at the picture and his eyes welled up with tears again. Bulma saw his tears fall onto the picture. "Oh no. Please don't start crying again!!" She said. But it was too late. Vegeta's face screwed up and he started to bawl, his tears falling onto the picture of Bra and Trunks. "Yes!! That's it!! You're homesick and miss the children!!" Bulma said. She had kind of predicted this would happen but she haden't said anything to Vegeta about it. Vegeta wailed right in her ear and Bulma thought her eardrums would explode. He buried his face in her shoulder and got her dress all wet, discusting her. "Get yourself under control." Bulma ordered. But she coulden't stand to be firm with Vegeta right now because she felt so sorry for him. "Just look at that picture and remember them, and you won't be homesick anymore!!" Bulma said. Vegeta hiccuped and let out another wail. "NOOOO!! I WANT TO GO HOME NOWWW!!!WAHH!!" He blubbered. Bulma rolled her eyes and stood up. She took out the camera and snapped a picture of Vegeta's crying hysterically. "If you don't shut up right now I'll show this to all your friends." She said. Vegeta wiped the tears from his eyes and tried to get control of himself. "Tomorrow, we'll pack the suitcases and go home." She said. Vegeta smiled and wiped his tears off the picture of Bra and Trunks. He hugged the picture. "Maybe I could call Bra on the phone?" He asked. Bulma scoffed. "And me risk you going into a fit like that again? No way. Just wait until tomorrow." She said. Vegeta sat there for a second, and then layed down on his back. He wrapped the blankets about him and hugged the picture to his chest. He closed his eyes. "I'm gonna sleep until we leave tomorrow so that it won't seem as long." He said. Bulma shrugged. "Hey, if it floats your boat." She said. Vegeta groaned and closed his eyes again. Bulma snapped a picture of sleepy Vegeta. "You look so cute when you're trying to sleep." She said. Vegeta rolled over and buried his face in the sheet so that she coulden't take anymore pictures of him. "Let's go walking through the woods or through town." Bulma proposed. Vegeta shifted a little bit. "It's too UGLY in town. There's rats everywhere, trash flying in the wind...heck, it's worse than Paris!!!" He said. His voice sounded all muffled from his head being buried inside the sheet. "Who cares? I don't like being in this warm and humid woods, where it's possible to contract a whole worlds of desieses!! Of course you only hafta worry about the rare ones, you being a mighty saiyan and all, but I'M HUMAN, and I hafta worry about every single one of them!!" Bulma said. He still didn't stir so Bulma walked over and place a high heeled shoe in the middle of his muscular back. "Get up or I'll dig my highheel into your shoulderblade." She said. Vegeta said. "Nyaaahhh..." and stayed laying down, so Bulma dug a highheel into his sensitive shoulderblades. "Ouch!! You're going to make me cry again!!" Vegeta said, pulling himself to the sitting position. Bulma laughed as he rubbed his injured back. Vegeta hugged the picture to his chest and stood up. "I'm bringing Bra and Trunks with us." He said. Bulma laughed. "That's just a picture, not Bra and Trunks!! Just leave it here or it'll ruin." She said. She saw Vegeta's eyes get all watery and beady as tears threatened to spill out again. "O.K, O.K, fine!! You can bring the picture with you!!" Bulma said. Vegeta wiped his eyes and smiled. "We'll leave our stuff here until we get back. Who's going to steal it out in the middle of the woods?" He said. Bulma frowned at him as he walked past her with the picture hugged up in his muscular arms.
Out in town, there was more people today. And there was more rats too. "Eww!! Look!!" Vegeta said, pointing. Bulma looked over and saw a whole bundle of rats scavenging off something dropped on the ground. "South America really is a pitiful place." Veggie said. Bulma nodded. "Look at these kids!! Their ribs are sticking out like-3 feet." Bulma said. "If I was their parents I'd treat them better." They passed a man who was selling some kind of a weird fruit that they didn't know of. "Look at this fruit." Vegeta said to Bulma. "I've never seen anything like it!!" Bulma knew from watching the Simpsons that Brazil's fruits were VERRRY VERRRY sweet. "I woulden't eat that if I were you." She said. But it was too late. Vegeta sunk his teeth into the fruit. "Mmm.. It tastes good. Kinda sweet but good." He said. Bulma was glad he liked it and didn't throw a fit. "Could we try to find a hotel for the night? I mean, I know they were all reserved up when we first tried but maybe some people checked out." Vegeta said. He was tired of sleeping outside and just BEING outside with all those discusting bugs and things. "We can try." Bulma said.
After going and finding a reservation at a very sleazy motel they walked through the woods and back to their campsite. "I'm gonna miss this woods. It was so peaceful." Bulma said. Vegeta scoffed. "If you had ultra sensitive hearing you woulden't think so." He said, carefully putting the picture of Bra and Trunks down while he rolled up the sheet. The sheet was all dirty and smelly. "I hope there's no roaches in this motel. If there is than I'll kill you." Bulma said. Vegeta wondered how she'd ever manage to kill HIM but didn't say anything. He just shoved a water bottle into the suitcase, and Bulma shoved the camera in. "It'd be a real bummer if we got inside the motel, Vegeta, and you decided you don't want to stay because of the roaches in there. I mean- in the motel in France I'll bet there were more bugs than there are in this forest!!" She said. Vegeta didn't say anything. They drug their suitcases back through the woods and to the motel, where they got their room and both lay down on the bed. They were exhausted from dragging those suitcases all the way through the woods and up town. They were covered in cuts and bruises. "My complexion has never been so bad." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. "Tell me about it. It'll take months for all these cuts to heal. I should get Dende to them when we get back." He said. "I doubt Dende would waste his power on things that are minor." Bulma said. Vegeta didn't respond; he simply turned off the lights. "I'm going to sleep." He said. He untacked the picture of his children off the wall he had put them on and hugged it. He closed his eyes with the picture in his hands. "I'm going to tell Bra that you toted a picture of her and Trunks-Her and BURT- around." Bulma said. Vegeta almost opened his eyes and killed her. He had been laying still for about 5 minutes when he felt something crawl across his chest. "Ah!" He said. His eyes popped open, and he saw Bulma roll over. "Bulma, did you do that?" He asked. "Do what? I was trying to sleep." Bulma said. "Now let me alone." She rolled over. Vegeta finally decided she DIDN'T do it and rolled over himself to go to sleep. But then he felt something crawl up the side of his face. "Bulma, I know that was you. Just admit it." He said. Bulma was annoyed. "I didn't do ANYTHING!! Now leave me alone and let me go to sleep!!" She hollered. Vegeta mocked her words and felt something crawl up his neck and up the front of his face. He opened his eyes and noticed something big and black was sitting right on his nose!! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" He screamed. He batted it off and noticed it was a cockroach as big as a cigar. "BULMA!! BULMA!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. She slowley opened her eyes and noticed what he was pointing at. "OH MY LAND!!" She said. It was right on her pillow and about to crawl into her hair. She searched around the suitcase for a bottle of Raid while Vegeta backed away from the cockroach. She finally found it and sprayed some all over the roach, accidently spraying it in Vegeta's face too. "*cough* *cough* NASTY!!" Vegeta said. "I've never smelled something like that in my life!!" Bulma laughed at him as they both watched the cockroach die in triumph. Vegeta decided it was time to go to sleep before he saw anymore roaches.
"Wake up, Veggie!! Wake up!! God D@mmit, wake up NOW!!!" Bulma yelled that morning. Vegeta's eyes popped open and he saw that Bulma was in her nice clothes. "Get up!! Get up!!" Bulma said. Vegeta sat up and yawned. Bulma ran up to him with a toothbrush. "Open mouth!!" She said. He did, and she brushed his teeth. Then she ran a brush through his hair. "Put on these clothes!!" She said, throwing his nice clothes at him. "Bulma, what's going on? We have a long time until we leave...right?" He said. Bulma frowned. "NO, we don't, because you forgot to set the alarm and we both woke up late and we're going to BE late if you don't hurry!!" She said. She threw him his razor, his shaving cream and his aftershave, and his cologne. "If your going to do everything for me I might as well wake up early every morning." Vegeta said. Bulma drug him over to the mirror. She sprayed shaving cream all over his face, getting it in his eyes and mouth. "EWW! Watch where you aim that thing!" said Vegeta. She took the razor and swiped it as fast as she could over his chin and neck. She knicked him about 5,000 times. "Ow! Now I hafta put toilet paper on my face!!" He said. But she just sprayed cologne all over him and then threw his clothes at him. "Put them on NOW." She said. Vegeta began to pull them on, despite his aching and bleeding face. "O.K. I got a couple spots of blood on them but I'm good to go." Vegeta said when he was finished putting on his clothes. Bulma put his socks and shoes on for him. "Do you need to shave anything else? Doctor anything?" Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded and pointed to his bleeding face. "OH! I'm sorry!!" Bulma said. "Go into the bathroom and I'll fix them up for you." Vegeta walked in there and observed his face. With the blood and cuts on it it was not a sight for sore eyes. Bulma came out with some peroxide and some 'new skin.' "What time will the plane take off?" Vegeta asked, looking at the ceiling as she put some 'new skin' on one of the many nicks under his chin. "Uh..I think I registered for the one that's leaving a11:35 PM." She said. Vegeta gritted his teeth. The peroxide was burning him and it hurt. "So what time will we be home?" He asked. Bulma shrugged. "About 12:00 AM at night? Who knows." She said. Vegeta didn't wanna hafta sit on another 12 hour flight but he had to if he wanted to get home. Bulma doctored the last one up. "Come on." She said. She grabbed his hand and drug him into the main room. "Grab the suitcases and follow me out the door. And HURRY." Bulma said. "You're going to hafta fly us to the airport because you wrecked the rental car." Vegeta blushed. "Hey! That was entirely your fault! You shoulden't have been doing that to me while I was trying to drive!!" He said. Bulma smiled seductively and climbed onto his back. Vegeta grabbed the suitcases. "You ready?" He asked. Bulma nodded. Vegeta took off really fast and Bulma lashed out and grabbed his hair, almost yanking it out of his head. "Ouch!!" He yelled. "I hate it when you do that!!" She smacked him in the back of the head. "Just keep on going." She said. He flew a little bit faster, making Bulma almost topple up backwards.
"O.K, you messed up our hair but we made it." Bulma said. They stood in front of the Brazil Airport. "Okay, let's go through all the crap again." Bulma said. So they did, and finally found themselves waiting for the flight back to Japan. Vegeta was almost crying he was so happy. "We're going home! We're finally going home!!" He cheered. Bulma smiled to herself, happy to see Vegeta so delighted.Vegeta hugged the picture of Bra and Trunks so hard that it crumpled. He swung his arms around in the hug and accidently knocked a can of coke on the picture. "NOO!!" He said. He looked at the ruined sop and wet picture. "I-It's ruined..." He said. Bulma saw the tears begin to well up in his cute eyes. "Oh no....." She said. Geeta sniffled. "My picture.....my children...." He said. Everyone was staring at the grown man who was about to bawl. "Uh, Veggie, why don't we go into the bathroom or something?" Bulma asked. Everybody was now laughing at Vegeta as he tried to hold his tears in. He looked at Bulma and a tear rolled down his cheek. His bottom lip trembled. Bulma thoought this was a very cute face. Everyone was laughing REALLy hard now. Bulma took Vegeta by the arm and drug him into the family room. She glanced at her watch to make sure that it wasen't time for the plane to leave yet. Vegeta wailed, and everybody in the family room looked at him and laughed. It wasen't much better. "Shut up everybody!! He may be a man, but that doesen't mean he can't cry too!! He has feelings!!" Bulma yelled. But everyone kept laughing. "What?" Bulma asked. A black, fat woman that had a pin on that said 'Thundercloud' on it(Get it?She's big and black, so thundercloud.) said, "Because you have a peice of gum smeared all over the @$$ of your dress!!" Bulma looked and noticed it was there but didn't care. She sat by Veggie to comfort him. His pants were now sop and wet from the tears rolling down his cheeks. He sniffled, but a stream of snot ran out of his nose anyhow. He lifted up his head and let out a huge wail, with his mouth opened as wide as he could get it. Bulma slapped her forehead and wiped his tears off with her thumbs, but more spilled out of his eyes. They rolled off his chin and plopped on his shirt and pants, ruining them. "Vegeta, stop it!!" Bulma ordered. Vegeta took in a hitching breath and sobbed harder. A woman with a baby walked up to Vegeta, but neither Vegeta or Bulma payed attention to her face. "Is there something wrong?" She asked. Bulma nodded. "He ruined a picture of our children." She said, noticing that the woman's voice was strangely familier. She looked up and noticed it was Launch, Rasmas's wife!! (I mentioned Rasmas in either chapter 3 or 4, remember?) She had a little baby on her hip that looked to be about 11 months old. She had short blonde hair and Launch's BIG eyes. " Launch!! It's you!!" She said. Launch blinked. "OH, it's you Bulma! And Vegeta." She said. Vegeta looked up and saw Launch and the baby on her hip. "Hello Launch." He sniffled, and wiped his tears. If Launch was here that meant Rasmas was too and he didn't want Rasmas to see him crying. "Who's the baby?" Bulma asked, pointing to it. It was a girl. "Oh, that's me and Rasmas's new baby. Rasmas wanted to name her after your daughter Bra but I said no. Instead we named her Ariel." Launch said. Bulma nodded, and reached out tworeds the baby. It held it's arms out and she held it. It was very cute and chubby and had a cute little dress on. "Is Rasmas gonna train her?" Bulma asked. Launch shook her head. "No, he says even though she does have the potential to be even stronger than Chi he still shouldent because she's a girl." She said. Bulma nodded. "Where's Rasmas?" Vegeta asked. Launch pointed outside. "He's in the men's room." She said. "He'll be joining us in a second." Bulma bounced Ariel up and down on a knee, making her laugh. It didn't look anything like Rasmas at all except for the tail that stuck out of it's diaper. "She has a tail. What are you going to do about that?" Bulma asked. "Cut it off. Rasmas doesen't want it there." Launch said. It was just as she finished this sentence that Rasmas came in. He saw Vegeta and Bulma. "Yo, Vegeta and Bulma!! Long time no see!!" He said. He came over and shook hands with Veggie. Rasmas still looked as handsome as ever. Chi followed in after Rasmas. (I mentioned Chi, too, remember?) Chi was now 16 years old and looked just like Rasmas except he had Goku's eyes. The boy version of Launch's eyes. "Chi!! Hey!!" Vegeta said, shaking hands with him. Chi smiled. He had grown up to only be half as handsome as Rasmas. "Why are you here in South America? Are you comin' home?" Rasmas asked. He took his baby from Bulma and put the passifier in it's mouth. "Yep. Lemme guess; you just came FROM East District?" Bulma said. Rasmas nodded. "There's misquitos here." Geeta said. There was an akward silence because of the misquito remark. "Yeah. He got Malaria, or he would have if he were human." Bulma said. Another akward silence. Vegeta inhaled deeply, then exhaled. "I wanna go home." He said to Bulma. "Hang on!! Let me talk to our old friends." She said. Vegeta groaned horribly then was surprised as Chi plopped down beside him with a frown on his face. "Watsa matter with you?" Vegeta asked. Chi blew air out of his bottom lip. "My girlfriend just broke up with me becaIs thisuse I had to come here and I woulden't take her with me. I tried to tell her how poor I was!! Just how DO men keep women these days?" He said. "Well, I really don't KNOW how I managed to keep Bulma because I was such a horrible jerk back then." Vegeta said. He noticed that Chi no longer had his tail; he'd probably cut it off so he could get dates easier. "Bulma!! I want to leave!!" Vegeta whined. He grabbed her hand and yanked, almost pulling her arm out of it's socket. "Alright, Alright! I guess we'll be seeing you." Bulma said. Vegeta smiled and jumped up. He waved bye bye as they walked out, and the baby waved back to them.
They sat on the plane, waiting for it to take off. Vegeta was tapping his feet. "Home! Home! We get to go home!" He chanted. Bulma smiled at him. "Yes, we get to go home. Now could you please stop fidgeting?" She asked. Vegeta giggled and jumped in the seat. "Home Home Home!!" He said. Bulma had to smack him to get him to shut up. "I can't wait 12 hours!! I want to be home NOW." Vegeta complained. He yelled as loud as he could and Bulma smacked him again. "Stop it. Just sit there and don't make a sound and don't move a muscle." She said, as the plane started to do the slow-rolley thing. Vegeta looked out the window, getting a little bit nervous. He watched the scenery slowley pass them by. "Bulma, I'm scared." He said. Bulma put a hand on his arm and rubbed. "It'll be O.K. We'll be up in the air and leveled off before you even know it." She said. Vegeta stared at her hand on his arm and jerked his arm away. "I WANNA BE HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!" He screeched, and kicked his feet. He began to throw a big old Geeta fit. "Vegeta Breifs! Stop that this instant!!" Bulma said. She was answered by a fist in the nose. "I WANNA BE HOME NOW!!" Veggie yelled.He threw his fists around and accidently reclined backwards. It scared him, so he layed there breathing hard for a second. All Bulma could do was laugh. Vegeta growled and reclined his chair back up. He yelled as loud as he could, causing the stewardess to come over and see what was the matter. "Tell that fit throwing B@st@rd to stop it this instant or your both being kicked off the plane." said the stewardess. Bulma sighed. "Yes ma'am." She said, as the stewardess walked away. Bulma grabbed a strand of Vegeta's hair and yanked his hair down so that his face was in hers. "You B@st@rd, stop that right now or we can NEVER go home! I'll make you live here in South America, and miss Bra and Trunks forever!!"She said. Vegeta looked at her with hurt in his eyes. "Release me right now." He said as plainly as he possibly could. Bulma released his hair and he jerked back. He crossed his arms and stared ahead as the plane shot forward and pushed him back in his seat. "AHHHHHHH!!" He yelled, scared. He gripped the little rails as hard as he could and closed his eyes. It shot into the air and he felt like he was going backwards. "BULMA!! I hate this!!" He yelled. Bulma just laughed at him because he had been being such a brat earlier. "You aren't getting any comfort from me this time, mister. Plus your 57 and you act like you're 2!!!" She said. "I'm not that old!! In saiyan years I'm younger!!" Vegeta griped back, trying to stand the elevator feeling. Bulma grabbed his shoulder and squeezed. "It's O.K, honey!! Stop being so scared!!" She said. Vegeta kicked his feet and whimpered. He hated this sooo much!!
Soon they were leveled off in the air and Vegeta was a nervous wreck. "Is it going to fall?" He kept on asking Bulma, who shook her head patiently every time he asked the question. She handed Vegeta a peice of paper. "Here, draw me a picture or write me something." She said. Vegeta took the paper and a magazine and began writing. "Thank goodness your involved in something now." Bulma said. Vegeta glared at her hatefully and continued to draw. It looked like he was scribbling something but she didn't pay attention until he waved the paper in front of her face. "Done." He said. Bulma snatched it from his hand and looked. There was a picture of what looked like her, and a what looked like Vegeta throwing rocks at her. The scribbles were blood, she guessed. Underneath it it said, 'NEVER MAKE GEETA MAD!!!' Bulma looked at it. "Veggie, this isn't nice." She said. Vegeta smirked with that horrible look he used to always use back in old times. She smacked at him. "I could draw something much worse about you." She said. She crumpled up the paper and threw it behind her. It clunked someone on the head. "I'm BORED!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. He kicked his feet as hard as he could. He accidently punched Bulma and it made her mad. "You b*tch!!" She said. She poked his eyes with her long fingernails, making them water. "Ow!" Vegeta said. "I think you cut them!!" Bulma just laughed. Poor Geeta.
Vegeta's butt hurt from sitting for about 1 hour now and he was tired of it. "My @$$ is killing me!!" He said. He leaned back and sighed. "Quit whining Veggie. Go to sleep or something." Bulma said. Vegeta kicked his feet a lil bit. "I don't want to sit here, I want to snuggle!!" He said. Bulma looked at him. She really wanted to kiss that Geeta, so she grabbed his face by the chin and pulled him in tworeds her. She macked him as hard as she could, and Vegeta was left blinking. "Wow. I thought you were irratated with me." He said. Bulma smiled. "I can be surprising." She said. She kissed him really hard again. Vegeta did it back this time. "Maybe we can cuddle until the plane lands?" Vegeta asked, smiling. Bulma ran a hand down the side of his handsome face. "NOPE. I can't cuddle for 11 hours." She laughed as Vegeta kissed her on the neck. "No more. Not on the plane." She said. Vegeta jutted out his bottom lip. "I'm so bored though!!" He said. Bulma looked at Vegeta and just coulden't resist. She really wanted to kiss him and wanted to do it NOW!! She wanted to do even more than that!! "We hafta wait until we get home!!" She said. Vegeta made a fake tear roll down his face and reclined his chair back. He sighed and looked at the ceiling of the plane. He was startled when he found her hand going up his shirt. She stroked his stomach and chest. "What are you doing? I thought you said none of this mushy crap on the plane?" He asked. "I know I said that. But I really coulden't help myself." Bulma said. Vegeta let out a shuttering breath. This really felt good!! "I wish the bathrooms were a lot bigger than voting booth size." He said, rubbing her arm which was still up his shirt. "Me too. But just think of snuggling as your prize for when we get off of this awful awful plane and get back home." Bulma said. Vegeta closed his eyes and began to breathe softly. "Am I lulling you to sleep?" Bulma asked. Vegeta slowley nodded. "Lull me to sleep." She said. Vegeta smiled with his eyes still closed. "I can do plenty of that when we get home. For now, I think I want to sleep." He said. He sighed deeply. Bulma waited for him to go to sleep, then pulled her hand out of his shirt and grabbed her Nancy Drew mystery book. Now, he woulden't bother her while she was trying to read!!
The book Bulma was reading was really starting to scare her. Of course it was a child's mystery; but how could a child process all these clues and stuff? It was even blowing her OWN mind!! It was just too confusing!! She stared at her sleeping husband beside her and smiled. She was so happy she had put him to sleep! Now she could read without him inturrupting!! She guessed, though, that when she was at the best part that he'd wake up and start bothering her. "Come on, Nancy! Figure out that crime!" She chanted to herself. Somebody in the aisle across looked at her and Bulma buried her face back into the book. She began to read again. Just as she was getting back into it, she found out she needed to pee pee. So she bookmarked the book and set it on Veggie's chest so nobody would steal it. Then she got up and walked to the bathroom. She felt someone slap her on the butt. "Hey, pervert!!" She said, turning around to see it was a biker dude. He raised his eyesbrows at her, so she dumped his coke on his head. "I'm 56 years old, you pervert! I can't even make children anymore!!" The man was seeing stars when she was done with him. She went into the bathroom to put some makeup on when the plane hit very hard turbulence. It made her mark a lipstick line on her face, and she tumbled to the floor. "Son of a b*tch!!" She cursed. It bumped again, knocking her down again. She blew air out the bottom of her mouth and wrenched herself up on the sink. She managed to apply her makeup and then came out of the bathroom with her hair everywhere. Everyone was staring at her gaudy looks. "Take a picture, it lasts longer." She mumbled, as she went and say back down by Veggie, who had a trickle of drool running out of his mouth. Bulma growled with discust. She looked at her watch and saw they haden't even been on the plane that long. "Man alive." She said. She took out Nancy Drew and read about 3 of her books before the plane finally landed.
"FINALLY!!" Veggie screamed. He grabbed their suitcases from the compartments above their heads and pushed people out of the way to get out. They went through the long and slow process of going through the airport again, and then found themselves back in the parking lot at Thundercloud's side. "Thundercloud!! Oh, Thundercloud, I haven't seen you in at least a week!!!" Vegeta said. He kissed the car's door. The car didn't object. "It's just a CAR, Veggie." Bulma said. Vegeta frowned at her and hopped into the driver's side. "I'M driving her this time. Last time you almost wrecked her. And no fondlings this time, because if you make me wreck thundercloud I'll kill you." He said. Bulma smacked him on the arm. "Take us home as fast as you can." She said. It was dark outside and it was really scaring her. She hated driving the Ferrari at night. Vegeta stepped on the pedal and revved up the engiene, and started to drive. Ironically he drove worse than Bulma herself did. "Slow down! We're going to hit somethng!!" Bulma nagged. Vegeta just kept chanting 'Home, Home!!' and reminding Bulma an awful lot of E.T. Hey, he was an alien wasen't he? "You're dumb." Bulma said. It hurt Veggie's feelings.
"WE'RE HOME!!!!" Vegeta yelled, throwing himself into the front lawn of the Capsule Corp. Bulma smiled and watched him flit around in the grass. "Home! Oh Home!! We're HOME!!!" He shouted. The grass was prickly against his skin and buggys bit him but he didn't care. At least the bugs didn't carry deisises or suck your blood!! Bulma laughed and grabbed Geeta around the middle. She yanked him up. "O.K, O.K. Now it's time to go inside, honey." She said. Vegeta grabbed the suitcases and they walked inside. But what they saw was a disaster. The whole house was destroyed, with food and streamers all over the place. There was grime on the walls and the couches were ripped up to shreds. "B-B- BRAA!!!" Vegeta yelled, shaking. They saw Bra and some boy's head come up from the couch. Bra was in her underwear and bra and the guy was just in his underwear. They were about to have sex. "Get out of my house!!" Vegeta yelled at the boy. He obeyed. "What do you think you're DOING?!" Vegeta screeched. Bulma just stood back to watch him yelled at his spoiled daughter. "I was having a party. What's it look like?" Bra asked. She looked at Vegeta's red face and noticed the cuts on his chin, but didn't say anything. "You little monster! Now out house is ruined!! What do you hafta say for yourself?" Vegeta asked. Bra smiled. "I hafta say that YOU WEREN'T HERE AND I WAS SO I MADE THE RULES AND THERE!!" She hollered. She smirked horribly and walked out of the living room and up to her own. "You come back down here and listen to me!!" Vegeta yelled, his voice cracking. "GO TO HELL!!" They heard Bra yell, and her door slammed. Vegeta sank to the floor and sobbed hysteriacally. "My own daughter....my own 14 year old daughter..." Vegeta said. Bulma came over and pushed him up. She picked him up with one hand under his shoulders and the other under his knees even if it was very hard. She began to carry the hysterical man up the stairs without him even knowing. She threw him on their bed. "Our bed!! Our sweet, precious bed!!" Vegeta cried, snuggling his face into the soft comforter. He rolled over and took in the sweet scent of HOME. "We're home, Bulma,we're HOME!!" He yelled. Bulma walked out of the bedroom in her negligee. She walked into the bedroom. "Sit up." She said. Veggie obeyed and she stripped his shirt and pants off. She put on a big, white shirt that fit him very long and loosely. He looked very cute in it, and it was making Bulma horny.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
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Bulma was still sitting around and snapping pictures of every bird and bug in sight while Vegeta chased after his jumping fishie. Little did she knew that Vegeta was going through a lot of mental trauma right now and was about to have a serious breakdown. She snapped a picture of a colorful bird. She thought it was the prettiest bird she had ever seen. But it really wasen't all that pretty. "Hey Vegeta!! Come look at this bird!!" She shouted. But Vegeta didn't come running up. "Veggie?" She said. Still no response from him. So she turned around and was almost stomped flat by Vegeta's bodyweight as he rammed himself into her and hugged her as tight as he could. It took Bulma a moment to realize that he was crying. He buried his face in her neck and she could feel his warm, wet tears spill out. "Uh.....Vegeta?" She asked. She was quite sure her husband had gone mental. Vegeta let out a huge wail and hugged her tighter, and rubbed his face in her neck. "What's the matter?" Bulma asked. She twisted a finger in the baby hair on the back of his head, not sure of whether to comfort him or take him to a mental hospital. Vegeta didn't answer; he just blubbered harder and harder. It took a lot to keep Bulma from laughing her head off because she had never seen Vegeta really cry this hard before. It was usually always just a little tear or his eyes tearing up. Bulma then remembered what she had told him earlier about that she woulden't have sex with him for a year. "Is this about that thing that I said I woulden't have sex with you for a year, because I was just kidding!! I coulden't last a DAY without some good Vegeta sex!!" She said. She made out a 'NOOO' from between his sobs. Yep. He was clearly going insane. She hoped he wasen't trying to bite her neck and suck her blood or anything. "Uh....Is it about that the fish got away from you?" She asked. Vegeta shook his head against her neck. "Then WHAT'S THE MATTER?!!" Bulma asked. Vegeta didn't answer again. Bulma was getting really irratated with him. "You know, I think you can just have your mental breakdown by yourself. I'm stepping away." She said. She slowley began to back away but he grabbed her even harder and let out a huge wail. She rolled her eyes and hugged him back. "Are you O.K? Do you just need to lay down?" She asked, kissing the side of his head. No answer. She pulled back from him and grasped him by the shoulders. "I'm going to lay you down now, O.K? Then you're going to calm down and tell me what's the matter." She said. Vegeta nodded. She ran a hand through his hair and then helped him to lay down on his stomach on the pallet. He dug his face into the blanket and cried harder. Bulma decided it was time to play psyciatrist. "O.K, Veggie, Why do you think you're crying?" She asked him. He didn't answer. Bulma rubbed his shaking back and shoulders with a hand. "Vegeta?" She asked. Vegeta turned his head. He still had tears spilling down his tanned face. "O.K. Why do you think you're crying?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sniffed. "I don't know...." He said. Bulma almost laughed again. "I think you're going crazy, Veggie." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "REALLY? You think?" He asked. Bulma slowley nodded, and Vegeta acted as if he were thinking over the situation. "Think of things that might be making you sad." Bulma said. Vegeta thought and thought and thought somemore. "Hmmm...I don't know." He said. He sniffed again. His bottom lip trembled and another tear slid down his face. Bulma began thinking for him. "Uh.....Is it that your afraid of the plane?" She cooed. Vegeta didn't do anything. Then he said, " I don't know." Bulma sighed. They were getting nowhere. "O.K, Veggie. I want you to sit up, O.K?" She said. It took Vegeta a minute but he finally pulled himself to the sitting position with silent tears still running down his cute face. Bulma wrapped a blanket around him. "O.K. I'm going to walk to the store down the street and buy you some hot tea, O.K? You just sit tight here and I'll be right back." She said. Vegeta sniffled and nodded. Bulma tousled his hair and then stood up. It took all of her nerves to leave crying Vegeta all alone but she did, and walked out of Vegeta's sight. She almost cried and turned back when she heared Vegeta start crying again harder than ever. She was now certain it was a mental breakdown, but something had to be causing it.
She walked down to the 'Brazil Coffee Beanery' , hoping they carried hot tea. She walked into the weird, colorfully painted place and walked up the the saleswoman. "Do you have tea?" She asked. She was lucky that the South American could also speak English. But she was very hard to understand. She rattled something off to Bulma. "Excuse me, Mam?" Bulma asked. The lady repeated herself. Bulma twisted a finger in her ear to try and see if her ear was clogged. She leaned closer to the woman. "Huh?" She asked. The lady let out a deep breath and rolled her eyes. "YESSS!!" She yelled, right in Bulma's face. It blew her hair back. (Sometimes I feel like doing this to my Grandpa. Everything I say it's 'WHAT? I can't hear you!!' and it drives me insane!!) "Well, O.K then. I want a cup of it, please." She said. The lady leaned closer to Bulma. "What?" She said, triumph in her eyes. Bulma felt like smacking the woman across the face. "Just give me some tea or I'll get back there and do it myself!!" Bulma said. The lady cocked her head. "Look, like this!! Get a mug, then fill it with water, put some teabags in and set it in the microwave for two minutes!!" Bulma said. Little did she know she had done all this as she was saying it. "You just did it yourself." The weird sounding lady said. Bulma blew air out of her mouth like a horse sometimes does, blowing some of her hair up. "Your really irratating me. I just need to get back to my husband!! Make him some Chamomile tea." She said. "But you just made him some." "WELL I WANT SOME YOU MAKE!! IT TASTES BETTER! AND YOU'D BETTER DO A DARNED GOOD JOB, TOO!!!" Bulma screeched, right in the woman's homely face. The woman backed up slowley. "Uh..yes mam." She said, and began to make Vegeta some tea. Bulma smiled triumphantly. Finally the woman was done and she took the tea from her. It was burning her hands through the styrofoam cup so she wrapped a napkin around it and started to walk back tworeds her camp. But as she was walking out a rat ran over her feet and startled her. She accidently dropped Vegeta's tea and the cup split. "Son of a b*tch!!" She said. She walked back into the Coffee Beanery and the woman made her take what she had made earlier.
"Veggie, I'm back with your tea." Bulma said, walking up to Vegeta who was still sitting down with the blanket around him. His nose was running and his cheeks were tearstained. He looked up at her with red and swollen eyes. "Thank you." He said, in a trembling voice and took the cup in his shaking hand. He sipped a drink of it. "It's good." He said. That made Bulma feel nice because she had made the tea. "Have you thought about what might have made you cry yet?" She asked him. Vegeta shook his head. Bulma sat down next to him and rubbed the back of his neck with a hand. "I think we should go home tomorrow afternoon." She said. Vegeta just looked down into the cup of hot tea. He watched it shake as his hands trembled. "Why?" He asked. "Because it's obviously doing nothing for you. Look at you; this is not the Vegeta I fell in love with and married." Bulma said. Vegeta sniffled. Bulma handed him a Kleenex to wipe his runny nose with. "O.K. We can go home tomorrow." He said. He wiped some more tears from his puffy pink eyes and leaned his head against her shoulder. She held him close. "Vegeta, maybe this will help." Bulma said. She reached over and grabbed the suitcase. She dug around with her free hand and found a picture of Bra and Trunks Vegeta had brought along so he woulden't start to miss them to bad. She showed it to Vegeta. "Is this what you were crying about?" She asked. Vegeta stared down at the picture and his eyes welled up with tears again. Bulma saw his tears fall onto the picture. "Oh no. Please don't start crying again!!" She said. But it was too late. Vegeta's face screwed up and he started to bawl, his tears falling onto the picture of Bra and Trunks. "Yes!! That's it!! You're homesick and miss the children!!" Bulma said. She had kind of predicted this would happen but she haden't said anything to Vegeta about it. Vegeta wailed right in her ear and Bulma thought her eardrums would explode. He buried his face in her shoulder and got her dress all wet, discusting her. "Get yourself under control." Bulma ordered. But she coulden't stand to be firm with Vegeta right now because she felt so sorry for him. "Just look at that picture and remember them, and you won't be homesick anymore!!" Bulma said. Vegeta hiccuped and let out another wail. "NOOOO!! I WANT TO GO HOME NOWWW!!!WAHH!!" He blubbered. Bulma rolled her eyes and stood up. She took out the camera and snapped a picture of Vegeta's crying hysterically. "If you don't shut up right now I'll show this to all your friends." She said. Vegeta wiped the tears from his eyes and tried to get control of himself. "Tomorrow, we'll pack the suitcases and go home." She said. Vegeta smiled and wiped his tears off the picture of Bra and Trunks. He hugged the picture. "Maybe I could call Bra on the phone?" He asked. Bulma scoffed. "And me risk you going into a fit like that again? No way. Just wait until tomorrow." She said. Vegeta sat there for a second, and then layed down on his back. He wrapped the blankets about him and hugged the picture to his chest. He closed his eyes. "I'm gonna sleep until we leave tomorrow so that it won't seem as long." He said. Bulma shrugged. "Hey, if it floats your boat." She said. Vegeta groaned and closed his eyes again. Bulma snapped a picture of sleepy Vegeta. "You look so cute when you're trying to sleep." She said. Vegeta rolled over and buried his face in the sheet so that she coulden't take anymore pictures of him. "Let's go walking through the woods or through town." Bulma proposed. Vegeta shifted a little bit. "It's too UGLY in town. There's rats everywhere, trash flying in the wind...heck, it's worse than Paris!!!" He said. His voice sounded all muffled from his head being buried inside the sheet. "Who cares? I don't like being in this warm and humid woods, where it's possible to contract a whole worlds of desieses!! Of course you only hafta worry about the rare ones, you being a mighty saiyan and all, but I'M HUMAN, and I hafta worry about every single one of them!!" Bulma said. He still didn't stir so Bulma walked over and place a high heeled shoe in the middle of his muscular back. "Get up or I'll dig my highheel into your shoulderblade." She said. Vegeta said. "Nyaaahhh..." and stayed laying down, so Bulma dug a highheel into his sensitive shoulderblades. "Ouch!! You're going to make me cry again!!" Vegeta said, pulling himself to the sitting position. Bulma laughed as he rubbed his injured back. Vegeta hugged the picture to his chest and stood up. "I'm bringing Bra and Trunks with us." He said. Bulma laughed. "That's just a picture, not Bra and Trunks!! Just leave it here or it'll ruin." She said. She saw Vegeta's eyes get all watery and beady as tears threatened to spill out again. "O.K, O.K, fine!! You can bring the picture with you!!" Bulma said. Vegeta wiped his eyes and smiled. "We'll leave our stuff here until we get back. Who's going to steal it out in the middle of the woods?" He said. Bulma frowned at him as he walked past her with the picture hugged up in his muscular arms.
Out in town, there was more people today. And there was more rats too. "Eww!! Look!!" Vegeta said, pointing. Bulma looked over and saw a whole bundle of rats scavenging off something dropped on the ground. "South America really is a pitiful place." Veggie said. Bulma nodded. "Look at these kids!! Their ribs are sticking out like-3 feet." Bulma said. "If I was their parents I'd treat them better." They passed a man who was selling some kind of a weird fruit that they didn't know of. "Look at this fruit." Vegeta said to Bulma. "I've never seen anything like it!!" Bulma knew from watching the Simpsons that Brazil's fruits were VERRRY VERRRY sweet. "I woulden't eat that if I were you." She said. But it was too late. Vegeta sunk his teeth into the fruit. "Mmm.. It tastes good. Kinda sweet but good." He said. Bulma was glad he liked it and didn't throw a fit. "Could we try to find a hotel for the night? I mean, I know they were all reserved up when we first tried but maybe some people checked out." Vegeta said. He was tired of sleeping outside and just BEING outside with all those discusting bugs and things. "We can try." Bulma said.
After going and finding a reservation at a very sleazy motel they walked through the woods and back to their campsite. "I'm gonna miss this woods. It was so peaceful." Bulma said. Vegeta scoffed. "If you had ultra sensitive hearing you woulden't think so." He said, carefully putting the picture of Bra and Trunks down while he rolled up the sheet. The sheet was all dirty and smelly. "I hope there's no roaches in this motel. If there is than I'll kill you." Bulma said. Vegeta wondered how she'd ever manage to kill HIM but didn't say anything. He just shoved a water bottle into the suitcase, and Bulma shoved the camera in. "It'd be a real bummer if we got inside the motel, Vegeta, and you decided you don't want to stay because of the roaches in there. I mean- in the motel in France I'll bet there were more bugs than there are in this forest!!" She said. Vegeta didn't say anything. They drug their suitcases back through the woods and to the motel, where they got their room and both lay down on the bed. They were exhausted from dragging those suitcases all the way through the woods and up town. They were covered in cuts and bruises. "My complexion has never been so bad." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. "Tell me about it. It'll take months for all these cuts to heal. I should get Dende to them when we get back." He said. "I doubt Dende would waste his power on things that are minor." Bulma said. Vegeta didn't respond; he simply turned off the lights. "I'm going to sleep." He said. He untacked the picture of his children off the wall he had put them on and hugged it. He closed his eyes with the picture in his hands. "I'm going to tell Bra that you toted a picture of her and Trunks-Her and BURT- around." Bulma said. Vegeta almost opened his eyes and killed her. He had been laying still for about 5 minutes when he felt something crawl across his chest. "Ah!" He said. His eyes popped open, and he saw Bulma roll over. "Bulma, did you do that?" He asked. "Do what? I was trying to sleep." Bulma said. "Now let me alone." She rolled over. Vegeta finally decided she DIDN'T do it and rolled over himself to go to sleep. But then he felt something crawl up the side of his face. "Bulma, I know that was you. Just admit it." He said. Bulma was annoyed. "I didn't do ANYTHING!! Now leave me alone and let me go to sleep!!" She hollered. Vegeta mocked her words and felt something crawl up his neck and up the front of his face. He opened his eyes and noticed something big and black was sitting right on his nose!! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" He screamed. He batted it off and noticed it was a cockroach as big as a cigar. "BULMA!! BULMA!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. She slowley opened her eyes and noticed what he was pointing at. "OH MY LAND!!" She said. It was right on her pillow and about to crawl into her hair. She searched around the suitcase for a bottle of Raid while Vegeta backed away from the cockroach. She finally found it and sprayed some all over the roach, accidently spraying it in Vegeta's face too. "*cough* *cough* NASTY!!" Vegeta said. "I've never smelled something like that in my life!!" Bulma laughed at him as they both watched the cockroach die in triumph. Vegeta decided it was time to go to sleep before he saw anymore roaches.
"Wake up, Veggie!! Wake up!! God D@mmit, wake up NOW!!!" Bulma yelled that morning. Vegeta's eyes popped open and he saw that Bulma was in her nice clothes. "Get up!! Get up!!" Bulma said. Vegeta sat up and yawned. Bulma ran up to him with a toothbrush. "Open mouth!!" She said. He did, and she brushed his teeth. Then she ran a brush through his hair. "Put on these clothes!!" She said, throwing his nice clothes at him. "Bulma, what's going on? We have a long time until we leave...right?" He said. Bulma frowned. "NO, we don't, because you forgot to set the alarm and we both woke up late and we're going to BE late if you don't hurry!!" She said. She threw him his razor, his shaving cream and his aftershave, and his cologne. "If your going to do everything for me I might as well wake up early every morning." Vegeta said. Bulma drug him over to the mirror. She sprayed shaving cream all over his face, getting it in his eyes and mouth. "EWW! Watch where you aim that thing!" said Vegeta. She took the razor and swiped it as fast as she could over his chin and neck. She knicked him about 5,000 times. "Ow! Now I hafta put toilet paper on my face!!" He said. But she just sprayed cologne all over him and then threw his clothes at him. "Put them on NOW." She said. Vegeta began to pull them on, despite his aching and bleeding face. "O.K. I got a couple spots of blood on them but I'm good to go." Vegeta said when he was finished putting on his clothes. Bulma put his socks and shoes on for him. "Do you need to shave anything else? Doctor anything?" Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded and pointed to his bleeding face. "OH! I'm sorry!!" Bulma said. "Go into the bathroom and I'll fix them up for you." Vegeta walked in there and observed his face. With the blood and cuts on it it was not a sight for sore eyes. Bulma came out with some peroxide and some 'new skin.' "What time will the plane take off?" Vegeta asked, looking at the ceiling as she put some 'new skin' on one of the many nicks under his chin. "Uh..I think I registered for the one that's leaving a11:35 PM." She said. Vegeta gritted his teeth. The peroxide was burning him and it hurt. "So what time will we be home?" He asked. Bulma shrugged. "About 12:00 AM at night? Who knows." She said. Vegeta didn't wanna hafta sit on another 12 hour flight but he had to if he wanted to get home. Bulma doctored the last one up. "Come on." She said. She grabbed his hand and drug him into the main room. "Grab the suitcases and follow me out the door. And HURRY." Bulma said. "You're going to hafta fly us to the airport because you wrecked the rental car." Vegeta blushed. "Hey! That was entirely your fault! You shoulden't have been doing that to me while I was trying to drive!!" He said. Bulma smiled seductively and climbed onto his back. Vegeta grabbed the suitcases. "You ready?" He asked. Bulma nodded. Vegeta took off really fast and Bulma lashed out and grabbed his hair, almost yanking it out of his head. "Ouch!!" He yelled. "I hate it when you do that!!" She smacked him in the back of the head. "Just keep on going." She said. He flew a little bit faster, making Bulma almost topple up backwards.
"O.K, you messed up our hair but we made it." Bulma said. They stood in front of the Brazil Airport. "Okay, let's go through all the crap again." Bulma said. So they did, and finally found themselves waiting for the flight back to Japan. Vegeta was almost crying he was so happy. "We're going home! We're finally going home!!" He cheered. Bulma smiled to herself, happy to see Vegeta so delighted.Vegeta hugged the picture of Bra and Trunks so hard that it crumpled. He swung his arms around in the hug and accidently knocked a can of coke on the picture. "NOO!!" He said. He looked at the ruined sop and wet picture. "I-It's ruined..." He said. Bulma saw the tears begin to well up in his cute eyes. "Oh no....." She said. Geeta sniffled. "My picture.....my children...." He said. Everyone was staring at the grown man who was about to bawl. "Uh, Veggie, why don't we go into the bathroom or something?" Bulma asked. Everybody was now laughing at Vegeta as he tried to hold his tears in. He looked at Bulma and a tear rolled down his cheek. His bottom lip trembled. Bulma thoought this was a very cute face. Everyone was laughing REALLy hard now. Bulma took Vegeta by the arm and drug him into the family room. She glanced at her watch to make sure that it wasen't time for the plane to leave yet. Vegeta wailed, and everybody in the family room looked at him and laughed. It wasen't much better. "Shut up everybody!! He may be a man, but that doesen't mean he can't cry too!! He has feelings!!" Bulma yelled. But everyone kept laughing. "What?" Bulma asked. A black, fat woman that had a pin on that said 'Thundercloud' on it(Get it?She's big and black, so thundercloud.) said, "Because you have a peice of gum smeared all over the @$$ of your dress!!" Bulma looked and noticed it was there but didn't care. She sat by Veggie to comfort him. His pants were now sop and wet from the tears rolling down his cheeks. He sniffled, but a stream of snot ran out of his nose anyhow. He lifted up his head and let out a huge wail, with his mouth opened as wide as he could get it. Bulma slapped her forehead and wiped his tears off with her thumbs, but more spilled out of his eyes. They rolled off his chin and plopped on his shirt and pants, ruining them. "Vegeta, stop it!!" Bulma ordered. Vegeta took in a hitching breath and sobbed harder. A woman with a baby walked up to Vegeta, but neither Vegeta or Bulma payed attention to her face. "Is there something wrong?" She asked. Bulma nodded. "He ruined a picture of our children." She said, noticing that the woman's voice was strangely familier. She looked up and noticed it was Launch, Rasmas's wife!! (I mentioned Rasmas in either chapter 3 or 4, remember?) She had a little baby on her hip that looked to be about 11 months old. She had short blonde hair and Launch's BIG eyes. " Launch!! It's you!!" She said. Launch blinked. "OH, it's you Bulma! And Vegeta." She said. Vegeta looked up and saw Launch and the baby on her hip. "Hello Launch." He sniffled, and wiped his tears. If Launch was here that meant Rasmas was too and he didn't want Rasmas to see him crying. "Who's the baby?" Bulma asked, pointing to it. It was a girl. "Oh, that's me and Rasmas's new baby. Rasmas wanted to name her after your daughter Bra but I said no. Instead we named her Ariel." Launch said. Bulma nodded, and reached out tworeds the baby. It held it's arms out and she held it. It was very cute and chubby and had a cute little dress on. "Is Rasmas gonna train her?" Bulma asked. Launch shook her head. "No, he says even though she does have the potential to be even stronger than Chi he still shouldent because she's a girl." She said. Bulma nodded. "Where's Rasmas?" Vegeta asked. Launch pointed outside. "He's in the men's room." She said. "He'll be joining us in a second." Bulma bounced Ariel up and down on a knee, making her laugh. It didn't look anything like Rasmas at all except for the tail that stuck out of it's diaper. "She has a tail. What are you going to do about that?" Bulma asked. "Cut it off. Rasmas doesen't want it there." Launch said. It was just as she finished this sentence that Rasmas came in. He saw Vegeta and Bulma. "Yo, Vegeta and Bulma!! Long time no see!!" He said. He came over and shook hands with Veggie. Rasmas still looked as handsome as ever. Chi followed in after Rasmas. (I mentioned Chi, too, remember?) Chi was now 16 years old and looked just like Rasmas except he had Goku's eyes. The boy version of Launch's eyes. "Chi!! Hey!!" Vegeta said, shaking hands with him. Chi smiled. He had grown up to only be half as handsome as Rasmas. "Why are you here in South America? Are you comin' home?" Rasmas asked. He took his baby from Bulma and put the passifier in it's mouth. "Yep. Lemme guess; you just came FROM East District?" Bulma said. Rasmas nodded. "There's misquitos here." Geeta said. There was an akward silence because of the misquito remark. "Yeah. He got Malaria, or he would have if he were human." Bulma said. Another akward silence. Vegeta inhaled deeply, then exhaled. "I wanna go home." He said to Bulma. "Hang on!! Let me talk to our old friends." She said. Vegeta groaned horribly then was surprised as Chi plopped down beside him with a frown on his face. "Watsa matter with you?" Vegeta asked. Chi blew air out of his bottom lip. "My girlfriend just broke up with me becaIs thisuse I had to come here and I woulden't take her with me. I tried to tell her how poor I was!! Just how DO men keep women these days?" He said. "Well, I really don't KNOW how I managed to keep Bulma because I was such a horrible jerk back then." Vegeta said. He noticed that Chi no longer had his tail; he'd probably cut it off so he could get dates easier. "Bulma!! I want to leave!!" Vegeta whined. He grabbed her hand and yanked, almost pulling her arm out of it's socket. "Alright, Alright! I guess we'll be seeing you." Bulma said. Vegeta smiled and jumped up. He waved bye bye as they walked out, and the baby waved back to them.
They sat on the plane, waiting for it to take off. Vegeta was tapping his feet. "Home! Home! We get to go home!" He chanted. Bulma smiled at him. "Yes, we get to go home. Now could you please stop fidgeting?" She asked. Vegeta giggled and jumped in the seat. "Home Home Home!!" He said. Bulma had to smack him to get him to shut up. "I can't wait 12 hours!! I want to be home NOW." Vegeta complained. He yelled as loud as he could and Bulma smacked him again. "Stop it. Just sit there and don't make a sound and don't move a muscle." She said, as the plane started to do the slow-rolley thing. Vegeta looked out the window, getting a little bit nervous. He watched the scenery slowley pass them by. "Bulma, I'm scared." He said. Bulma put a hand on his arm and rubbed. "It'll be O.K. We'll be up in the air and leveled off before you even know it." She said. Vegeta stared at her hand on his arm and jerked his arm away. "I WANNA BE HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!" He screeched, and kicked his feet. He began to throw a big old Geeta fit. "Vegeta Breifs! Stop that this instant!!" Bulma said. She was answered by a fist in the nose. "I WANNA BE HOME NOW!!" Veggie yelled.He threw his fists around and accidently reclined backwards. It scared him, so he layed there breathing hard for a second. All Bulma could do was laugh. Vegeta growled and reclined his chair back up. He yelled as loud as he could, causing the stewardess to come over and see what was the matter. "Tell that fit throwing B@st@rd to stop it this instant or your both being kicked off the plane." said the stewardess. Bulma sighed. "Yes ma'am." She said, as the stewardess walked away. Bulma grabbed a strand of Vegeta's hair and yanked his hair down so that his face was in hers. "You B@st@rd, stop that right now or we can NEVER go home! I'll make you live here in South America, and miss Bra and Trunks forever!!"She said. Vegeta looked at her with hurt in his eyes. "Release me right now." He said as plainly as he possibly could. Bulma released his hair and he jerked back. He crossed his arms and stared ahead as the plane shot forward and pushed him back in his seat. "AHHHHHHH!!" He yelled, scared. He gripped the little rails as hard as he could and closed his eyes. It shot into the air and he felt like he was going backwards. "BULMA!! I hate this!!" He yelled. Bulma just laughed at him because he had been being such a brat earlier. "You aren't getting any comfort from me this time, mister. Plus your 57 and you act like you're 2!!!" She said. "I'm not that old!! In saiyan years I'm younger!!" Vegeta griped back, trying to stand the elevator feeling. Bulma grabbed his shoulder and squeezed. "It's O.K, honey!! Stop being so scared!!" She said. Vegeta kicked his feet and whimpered. He hated this sooo much!!
Soon they were leveled off in the air and Vegeta was a nervous wreck. "Is it going to fall?" He kept on asking Bulma, who shook her head patiently every time he asked the question. She handed Vegeta a peice of paper. "Here, draw me a picture or write me something." She said. Vegeta took the paper and a magazine and began writing. "Thank goodness your involved in something now." Bulma said. Vegeta glared at her hatefully and continued to draw. It looked like he was scribbling something but she didn't pay attention until he waved the paper in front of her face. "Done." He said. Bulma snatched it from his hand and looked. There was a picture of what looked like her, and a what looked like Vegeta throwing rocks at her. The scribbles were blood, she guessed. Underneath it it said, 'NEVER MAKE GEETA MAD!!!' Bulma looked at it. "Veggie, this isn't nice." She said. Vegeta smirked with that horrible look he used to always use back in old times. She smacked at him. "I could draw something much worse about you." She said. She crumpled up the paper and threw it behind her. It clunked someone on the head. "I'm BORED!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. He kicked his feet as hard as he could. He accidently punched Bulma and it made her mad. "You b*tch!!" She said. She poked his eyes with her long fingernails, making them water. "Ow!" Vegeta said. "I think you cut them!!" Bulma just laughed. Poor Geeta.
Vegeta's butt hurt from sitting for about 1 hour now and he was tired of it. "My @$$ is killing me!!" He said. He leaned back and sighed. "Quit whining Veggie. Go to sleep or something." Bulma said. Vegeta kicked his feet a lil bit. "I don't want to sit here, I want to snuggle!!" He said. Bulma looked at him. She really wanted to kiss that Geeta, so she grabbed his face by the chin and pulled him in tworeds her. She macked him as hard as she could, and Vegeta was left blinking. "Wow. I thought you were irratated with me." He said. Bulma smiled. "I can be surprising." She said. She kissed him really hard again. Vegeta did it back this time. "Maybe we can cuddle until the plane lands?" Vegeta asked, smiling. Bulma ran a hand down the side of his handsome face. "NOPE. I can't cuddle for 11 hours." She laughed as Vegeta kissed her on the neck. "No more. Not on the plane." She said. Vegeta jutted out his bottom lip. "I'm so bored though!!" He said. Bulma looked at Vegeta and just coulden't resist. She really wanted to kiss him and wanted to do it NOW!! She wanted to do even more than that!! "We hafta wait until we get home!!" She said. Vegeta made a fake tear roll down his face and reclined his chair back. He sighed and looked at the ceiling of the plane. He was startled when he found her hand going up his shirt. She stroked his stomach and chest. "What are you doing? I thought you said none of this mushy crap on the plane?" He asked. "I know I said that. But I really coulden't help myself." Bulma said. Vegeta let out a shuttering breath. This really felt good!! "I wish the bathrooms were a lot bigger than voting booth size." He said, rubbing her arm which was still up his shirt. "Me too. But just think of snuggling as your prize for when we get off of this awful awful plane and get back home." Bulma said. Vegeta closed his eyes and began to breathe softly. "Am I lulling you to sleep?" Bulma asked. Vegeta slowley nodded. "Lull me to sleep." She said. Vegeta smiled with his eyes still closed. "I can do plenty of that when we get home. For now, I think I want to sleep." He said. He sighed deeply. Bulma waited for him to go to sleep, then pulled her hand out of his shirt and grabbed her Nancy Drew mystery book. Now, he woulden't bother her while she was trying to read!!
The book Bulma was reading was really starting to scare her. Of course it was a child's mystery; but how could a child process all these clues and stuff? It was even blowing her OWN mind!! It was just too confusing!! She stared at her sleeping husband beside her and smiled. She was so happy she had put him to sleep! Now she could read without him inturrupting!! She guessed, though, that when she was at the best part that he'd wake up and start bothering her. "Come on, Nancy! Figure out that crime!" She chanted to herself. Somebody in the aisle across looked at her and Bulma buried her face back into the book. She began to read again. Just as she was getting back into it, she found out she needed to pee pee. So she bookmarked the book and set it on Veggie's chest so nobody would steal it. Then she got up and walked to the bathroom. She felt someone slap her on the butt. "Hey, pervert!!" She said, turning around to see it was a biker dude. He raised his eyesbrows at her, so she dumped his coke on his head. "I'm 56 years old, you pervert! I can't even make children anymore!!" The man was seeing stars when she was done with him. She went into the bathroom to put some makeup on when the plane hit very hard turbulence. It made her mark a lipstick line on her face, and she tumbled to the floor. "Son of a b*tch!!" She cursed. It bumped again, knocking her down again. She blew air out the bottom of her mouth and wrenched herself up on the sink. She managed to apply her makeup and then came out of the bathroom with her hair everywhere. Everyone was staring at her gaudy looks. "Take a picture, it lasts longer." She mumbled, as she went and say back down by Veggie, who had a trickle of drool running out of his mouth. Bulma growled with discust. She looked at her watch and saw they haden't even been on the plane that long. "Man alive." She said. She took out Nancy Drew and read about 3 of her books before the plane finally landed.
"FINALLY!!" Veggie screamed. He grabbed their suitcases from the compartments above their heads and pushed people out of the way to get out. They went through the long and slow process of going through the airport again, and then found themselves back in the parking lot at Thundercloud's side. "Thundercloud!! Oh, Thundercloud, I haven't seen you in at least a week!!!" Vegeta said. He kissed the car's door. The car didn't object. "It's just a CAR, Veggie." Bulma said. Vegeta frowned at her and hopped into the driver's side. "I'M driving her this time. Last time you almost wrecked her. And no fondlings this time, because if you make me wreck thundercloud I'll kill you." He said. Bulma smacked him on the arm. "Take us home as fast as you can." She said. It was dark outside and it was really scaring her. She hated driving the Ferrari at night. Vegeta stepped on the pedal and revved up the engiene, and started to drive. Ironically he drove worse than Bulma herself did. "Slow down! We're going to hit somethng!!" Bulma nagged. Vegeta just kept chanting 'Home, Home!!' and reminding Bulma an awful lot of E.T. Hey, he was an alien wasen't he? "You're dumb." Bulma said. It hurt Veggie's feelings.
"WE'RE HOME!!!!" Vegeta yelled, throwing himself into the front lawn of the Capsule Corp. Bulma smiled and watched him flit around in the grass. "Home! Oh Home!! We're HOME!!!" He shouted. The grass was prickly against his skin and buggys bit him but he didn't care. At least the bugs didn't carry deisises or suck your blood!! Bulma laughed and grabbed Geeta around the middle. She yanked him up. "O.K, O.K. Now it's time to go inside, honey." She said. Vegeta grabbed the suitcases and they walked inside. But what they saw was a disaster. The whole house was destroyed, with food and streamers all over the place. There was grime on the walls and the couches were ripped up to shreds. "B-B- BRAA!!!" Vegeta yelled, shaking. They saw Bra and some boy's head come up from the couch. Bra was in her underwear and bra and the guy was just in his underwear. They were about to have sex. "Get out of my house!!" Vegeta yelled at the boy. He obeyed. "What do you think you're DOING?!" Vegeta screeched. Bulma just stood back to watch him yelled at his spoiled daughter. "I was having a party. What's it look like?" Bra asked. She looked at Vegeta's red face and noticed the cuts on his chin, but didn't say anything. "You little monster! Now out house is ruined!! What do you hafta say for yourself?" Vegeta asked. Bra smiled. "I hafta say that YOU WEREN'T HERE AND I WAS SO I MADE THE RULES AND THERE!!" She hollered. She smirked horribly and walked out of the living room and up to her own. "You come back down here and listen to me!!" Vegeta yelled, his voice cracking. "GO TO HELL!!" They heard Bra yell, and her door slammed. Vegeta sank to the floor and sobbed hysteriacally. "My own daughter....my own 14 year old daughter..." Vegeta said. Bulma came over and pushed him up. She picked him up with one hand under his shoulders and the other under his knees even if it was very hard. She began to carry the hysterical man up the stairs without him even knowing. She threw him on their bed. "Our bed!! Our sweet, precious bed!!" Vegeta cried, snuggling his face into the soft comforter. He rolled over and took in the sweet scent of HOME. "We're home, Bulma,we're HOME!!" He yelled. Bulma walked out of the bedroom in her negligee. She walked into the bedroom. "Sit up." She said. Veggie obeyed and she stripped his shirt and pants off. She put on a big, white shirt that fit him very long and loosely. He looked very cute in it, and it was making Bulma horny.