Chapter the ninth
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Vegeta layed down on the bed. HIS bed. His wonderful, joyful BED. "Oh, Bulma! I'm so happy now, that I could just sing!!" He said. He kissed the bed over and over again and got fuzz in his mouth. Bulma laughed. "Yes, I'm glad too." She said. Vegeta smiled. "And you're not sad anymore, right?" He asked. Bulma looked downward. "Uh...........I kinda am." She said. Vegeta teardropped. He buried his face in his soft and fuzzy pillow. Bulma noticed the shirt he was wearing didn't show off his muscles, but she liked it anyway. "You look so sexy in that shirt." She said. Vegeta looked up at her. "I always look sexy." He said. He kissed his pillow somemore. His pillow smelled strongly of man. (You know, that weird smell?) He felt Bulma then grab him around the waist and yank him up in her lap. She wrapped her arms around him. "What are you doing? I'm savoring the fact that we're HOME!!" Vegeta said as he tried to break free. She held him tight. "I think there's a different way we can savor that we got home!!" She said. She buried her face in his soft hair. Vegeta made a horrid face. "I want to sleep!! I want to snuggle up in my BED!!" He said. He hung his head and sighed. "Let's turn on the T.V." said Bulma. With her arms still wrapped around Vegeta who was in her lap, she switched the T.V on. It was a black man with long hair and he was singing some R and B song that sounded horrible. Even the words he sung had an accent to them. "This is good sex music." Bulma said. Vegeta sighed. "Look, if you wanted sex you should have told me earlier. I'm too busy being home right now." He said. He watched the black man on T.V. He was an ugly man. (I can't remember the name of this man, But I'll bet you know what I'm talking about. ) "I hate Bra so much right now." Vegeta grumbled, thinking about that guy she had been sleeping with. And then he remember Chi's dilemma with girls. "Bulma! Would you have a problem with Bra going out with Chi? There's not much of a difference in age." Veggie said. Bulma thought. "I'll hafta think about it." She said. She yanked a strand of the baby hair in the back of his head playfully and seductivley. "Stop that woman!" He said. But he liked it kind of, so he yanked hers back. "Ouch!" Bulma mumbled. The black man on T.V. finished up his song and the people clapped for him. "Aw, he isn't worth clapping for." Vegeta said. He threw the remote at the T.V and it hit the glass screen, cracking it. "Luckily that can be replaced." Bulma said. Vegeta jumped up and down. "I want to have some of my BEAUTIFUL lemonade on the balcony tomorrow!!" He said. Bulma nodded. "We can do that." She said. "And I can tell Bra off tomorrow, and tell Trunks off for changing his name to-BURT!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, and burst out laughing. "Burt!!" He said again. Bulma smacked him so he shut up. "Ow." He said. Vegeta was so sad she slapped him that he began to cry. He kicked his feet and screamed and arched his back in a baby fit. He got embarrased when the gown rode up and showed his undies. He cried more. aaaaaaaaaawwwww. "Geeta, you idiot, stop that!!" Bulma said. She grabbed his cute foot to stop him, but he thrashed it. It got her right in the nose. "GEETA!!" She yelled. She threw a telephone at him. He batted it away, so she got mad and drug him over to his spot on the bed. She pulled the blankets up and covered him up. "Goodnight, Veggie." She said. "BUT I STILL HAVE MY SHIRT ON!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" He yelled. Bulma didn't care. "You look so cute in that shirt so you're keeping it on." She said. She came over to her side and patted him on the stomach. "Goodnight." She said. Veggie squealed harder. He liked being patted on the stomach like a kitten. He wished he had a fuzzy stomach like a kitten so she'd do it more often. "I'm not tired." Geeta whined. He kicked his feet under the blankets. He thrashed and yelled and grabbed Bulma. "STOP!" He yelped. She tried to smack him. He punched her. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" She yelled. "You big old kitten!!" Vegeta screamed one last time. He still had kittens on his mind from the stomach patting thing. He meowed. "Your crazy." Bulma said. Vegeta pouted and curled up like a kitten. "You're thinking of kittens again, aren't you." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. Bulma covered him up with the blankets. "Goodnight, Kitten." She said. Vegeta rolled over and snuggled up to her side. "You're comfy." He said. Bulma smiled and rubbed him on the stomach again. "Night, kitten." She said. She kissed that Geeta and he blushed. He decided he LOVED being home.
That night, he was so filled with ecstacy that he coulden't sleep. He had to be still though because Bulma had him hugged up in her arms. He was playing with his fingers to pass the time of being wide awake. There really wasen't a spacific game he was playing; just playing. "Happy.........happy......happy....." He kept saying. Bulma stirred a little bit so he shut up. He really didn't want to wake her up. Then he thought he heard something downstairs with his supersonic hearing. He got scared. "Bulma! Wake up NOW." He said in his panic. She stirred and her eyes popped open. "What?" She asked. "I hear something downstairs!!" Geeta said. He rolled over and sat up. Bulma stretched and sat up. Then she heard a pan fall. "AHHH!! Vegeta, go see what that is!!" She said. Vegeta nodded and went into the hallway. But first he went and got Bra, and took her to their room. She was still sound asleep. Then he went downstairs all alone to see what was going on. He saw the shape of Trunks. "Burt-I mean, TRUNKS?" He asked. Trunks looked up and saw Veggie. "Don't call me Trunks. My name's Burt now." He said. He grabbed a steak knife and held it in his hands. He started to advance tworeds Vegeta with it in his hand. "Trunks? I thought you were in a mental shelter." Vegeta said. He backed up and tripped over the foot of the stairs. He freaked out and flew up them. "Trunks, stay away from us!!" He yelled. He ran into their room and locked the door. "Vegeta, what's going on?" Bulma asked. Vegeta didn't say anything. He just sat down and reflected over what was happening again. "Uh, that's TRUNKS...or BURT...down there. He's metal , I swear! He tried to stab me." Vegeta said. He was surprised as Trunks ki blasted the door down. "SH*T!!!" He yelled. Trunks walked tworeds them with the butcher knife, but didn't use it. He ki blasted something over all of their heads. It was a shelf, and it knocked them all out. Trunks was crazy and thought he was in an Arnold Swarzenegger movie.
Vegeta woke up later that night to find that Trunks was tiying his hands behind him and together so he coulden't use any ki blasts. "What the- " He said. He looked up and saw Bulma and Bra were tied up, but were still knocked out. "Trunks! Let me out of here this minute!!" He said. He stomped a foot. Trunks stood back and brandished the knife. "Remember? BURT. Anyway, no. I'm going to keep you here tied up and I'm going to watch you starve!!" He said. Vegeta growled. "Son of a b*tch." He said. He saw Bulma's head was trickling blood, and so was Bra's. "Trunks, now...listen to your father. Remember? Your father? Vegeta? And I know you're going mental and this is a bit hard to swallow but...I want you to CUT ME LOOSE!!" Vegeta said. He kicked his feet as hard as he could but coulden't get free. "No! My name's Burt! And nobody understands me." Trunks said. He took his arm and cut it, with a look like he enjoyed being cut. Vegeta grimaced at Trunk's blood. "Trunks, I'm not kidding. I'll kill you if you don't cut me loose." He said. Trunks laughed. "And how can you get free?" He asked. Vegeta smiled. "In case you were FORGETTING, I can use my eyes to send you flying too." He said. Trunks made a surprised look, gasped, and blinked away. Vegeta then felt him began to tie a blindfold over his eyes. "B@st@rd!!" Vegeta said. He thrashed somemore and managed to get the blindfold to drop to the floor. Then he used his eyes and flung the knife from Trunks's hand and into HIS lap. Trunks got mad. He grabbed Bra by the hair, waking her up. "Wha..AHHHHHHHH!" She hollered, seeing her brother with the crazy look in his eyes. Vegeta gasped as Trunks pulled his pocket knife out. "Move one more time and your precious daughter's HEAD goes flying on the floor." He said. Vegeta shut up and quit thrashing. "You know, you've always liked her better than me. You spent ALL that money on HER, but all you'd ever do with me is TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN!!" Trunks said. He spat on Vegeta's cute foot. Vegeta shook it off. "You forgot something!! I have TELEPATHY!! In your craziness you forgot that I can telepathically contact Kakarott!!" He said. "And you can't even tell when I do it!!" Trunks smiled. He pouched out the pocket knife and sliced it through the air. "You wanna stake Bra's life on that?" He asked. Vegeta smiled. "Yes." He said. Bra's eyes bugged. "I think I will. Did you see the house? SHE did that." Vegeta said. He had a plan. He would make Trunks think that Bra was in DEEP trouble, and then Trunks would just maybe be nice..... But that's not what happened. Trunks grabbed the knife and was about to plunge it into her chest, but Vegeta got so scared he broke the ropes in an adrenilin rush. "NOOOO!" He yelled, and tackled Trunks to the floor. He began to punch and sock him all over. "Ow!" Trunks hollered. His pocket knife flew from his hand and clattered to the floor. Vegeta grabbed Trunks's ears and pulled. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Trunks hollered. Vegeta busted his teeth out with a fist. He kicked Trunks against the wall. A knocked out Trunks. He then grabbed the pocket knife and cut Bra loose, then woke Bulma up and cut her loose. "What happened to Trunks?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sighed. "Sadly, he went nutzy coocoo. I hafta go call the insane asylum." He said. He went and grabbed the phone.
"Bulma, it's not such a big deal!!" Vegeta scolded. It was still night and Vegeta wanted to sleep but he coulden't because Bulma woulden't stop crying. "Bulma your stupid." Vegeta said. He covered his ears with his pillow, and Bulma shreaked. "You're supposed to be comforting me, Vegeta! I thought you said all you wanted was to make me happy?" She said. She tugged on his gown. "Oh, alright." He said and he sat up. "Just because our son is a mental case doesen't mean you should cry about it. There." Bulma growled. "You're such a jerk." She said. Vegeta frowned at this remark. "Well at least it wasen't Bra." He said. He layed back down and put his head on the pillow. "If it was Bra.....then she'd be 10 times worse. I coulden't imagine that." He thought about Bra being crazy and it wasen't a very pretty sight. "Maybe we should get Trunks a foster mom?" Bulma asked. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "You make me put up with the child 27 years and that's what you're saying to me? I think no." He said. He closed his eyes again. Bulma knew they had Trunks off their shoulder for a while, him being in a looney bin and all but she wanted it longer. Peace was too much of a great thing! "Trunks is a devil child. We should have named him Baby Lucifer instead of Baby Trunks." She mumbled. Vegeta's eyes twitched at that. Lucifer was a pretty catchy name! "Hey, I like that name." He said. He sat up and inched tworeds Bulma. "I'm in the mood." He said. Bulma looked at him funny. "YOU? In the mood? That's a new one; it's usually always me." Vegeta rubbed his head against her arm like a kitten. "Yes, Geeta IS in the mood and he wants it from Bulma right now." He said. Bulma petted his head with a hand but didn't make any moves. "What's wrong? Don't you wanna have sex?" Veggie asked. Bulma shook her head. "No. I'm too sad and worried." She said. Vegeta teardropped. "But I'm in my cute gown! Don't you wanna have sex while I'm in my cute gown?" He asked. Bulma looked down at him. "Not tonight. We're both tired and we need to sleep." Bulma said. Vegeta yowled. "PLEASE!! Please, Please, PLEASE!!" He screamed. Bulma shook her head. "No." She said. She layed down. Vegeta bucked himself back down to the laying position. "PLLLLLEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE!!!" He screamed. He let out a huge yell.
"No, Veggie!!" Bulma said, softly. "Go to sleep." Vegeta arched his back. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled. But that was all he did. He closed his Geeta eyes and tried to go night night. But he heard Bulma doing something. "Woman, go to sleep. Either have sex with me or go to sleep." He said. Bulma yawned. "I'm really worried about Trunks!!!" She hollered. She cried, and Veggie sighed. "Bulma, Now, this is babyish....." He mumbled. "AND WASEN'T IT BABYISH WHEN YOU CRIED INTO ME IN BRAZIL??!!" Bulma cried, right in his face. Vegeta's eyes bugged and he crossed his arms. "No. I had a reason. I missed my children." He said. "I MISS MY CHILD TOO!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta was now terribly surprised. "Uh...have sex with your Geeta and It'll take your mind off all of it." He said. Bulma thought. "O.K.." She bawled, and they did.
They woke up the next morning in an interesting position. "How'd we ever get in this position?" Bulma asked Veggie. Vegeta shrugged and pulled himself out of the position. His cute gown was all wet with perspireation so it was sticking to that Geeta. "O.K, what are we going to do today?" Vegeta asked. "Who said we were doing anything?" Bulma asked. Vegeta got his feelings hurt. He was only trying to make her happy! "I want to drive around and see what we can find." He said. "Maybe we can find a disco place." Bulma stared at him funnily and got up. She pulled on her clothes. "Are we taking Bra? She should get to come." She said. Vegeta thought a little bit. "Sure she can come. But we're not shopping." He said. Bulma threw his tanktop, spandex,jacket, belt and biking gloves at him. "Get dressed." She said. Vegeta stared at them for a second and began to get dressed. "Oh!! Maybe we can go to the circus and see the tigers." Veggie said. He liked tigers because they were so MEAN and GORY. "We'll see." Said Bulma. She walked into the other room to get Bra.
They walked out to Veggie's Ferrari. "O.K, where are we taking Thundercloud?" He asked. Bra stared at Bulma. "Did he name his car THUNDERCLOUD?" She asked. Bulma nodded with shame in her eyes. "Dad, you make me look uncool." She said. Vegeta was sad. He jumped into the driver's side of the car, Bulma in the passenger's seat and Bra in the back seat. Vegeta began to drive, feeling the wind through his hair that defiyed gravity. As he was enjoying this, he JUST managed to swerve out of the way of another car; a semi. "Hey, WATCH THE ROAD, YOU BUM!!" The man yelled at Veggie, pumping his fist. Vegeta flipped the guy off and continued to drive. While they were driving he heard someone whistle and then saw Bra wave. "Did that boy just whistle at you?" Vegeta asked. Bra nodded with hearts in her eyes. "I'll take care of that!!" said an enraged Veggie. Then with one ki blast he destroyed the car along with the 'pervertive' boy inside. "PAPA!! That was my boyfriend! We were going steady!!" Bra yelled. She burst into tears and Veggie looked triumphant. "Vegeta! What did I tell you about killing? I said only kill if they're trying to kill you and that guy wasen't even TRYING TO HURT YOU." Bulma said. She smacked Vegeta across the face and noticed his chin had stubble on it. "You forgot to shave." She said, running a finger along the pricklys. "None of that right now; I'm in Thundercloud." Veggie said. "No fondling and no touching." Bulma was sad.
After they had been driving for a while Vegeta slammed on the brakes. "WOW!!" He screamed. Bra and Bulma's head were whiplashed forwards. "WHAT?!" They said. Vegeta was smiling so big that he didn't even look like himself. "Look! Hangman's House of Horrors!" He said. They looked at the haunted house and got shivers, and were about to tell that Geeta no but he was already heading inside. "Wait, Vegeta!" Bulma said. Her and Bra ran after him. They caught up to him when he was at the registration desk paying. The clerk gave him the tickets and Bulma and Bra whirled him around. "What do you think you're doing Veggie? We don't want to go in there! It'll scare the hell out of us!!" Bulma said. Bra was nodding at everything she said. Vegeta shook his head. "Come on, you'll like it!! Just come inside with me; you know I'll protect you both from whatever evil." He gave a chuckle at the last word. Bulma frowned. "whine." She whispered to Bra. Bra looked in Vegeta's eyes and made the most pitiful face she could muster. "Ohhhh Papa I don't FEEL like going in heeere....it'll be scarry and my feeet hurt and I'm Tiiired...." She whined. Vegeta almost gave in but shook his head. "Nope. You're coming with me and your mother or your sitting in the car, and that will ruin your complexion." He said. Bra groaned. "I tried, mother." She said. Bulma clapped a hand on her daughter's shoulder. "S' OK. We all know how IRRATATINGLY STUBBORN he is." She said. Vegeta frowned. "Come on; through the door." He said, leading them inside the door. Bulma latched on to Veggie's arm as they passed through the door. The tourguide led them to a dark room with a big old window. They looked inside and saw what looked like a scientist inside. The scientist looked like he was working on a human body. "This is the scientist. But everybody says he is a MAD scientist." said the tourguide. Just as she said this the guy turned around and looked at them. It brought fear to Bra and Bulma's faces but Vegeta just stood there with a bored look on his face. The man plucked something out of a bucket and threw it against the window. It splattered against it and they noticed it was a BRAIN!! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Bulma and Bra squealed. Veggie rolled his eyes. "IT'S A BRAIN, PAPA!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!! WHY AREN'T YOU SCARED??!!" Bra hollered. Vegeta stuck a fingernail in his mouth and chewed on it. "Because it's just a mop made to look like a brain. You can tell quite well if you just look good enough." He said. Bra and Bulma exchanged glances and just shrugged. The tourguide was surprised. "Uh.....and let's go onward....." She said. She led them into another room with a staircase in it. There was gaps between the stairs. "Now we just climb up these stairs to get up to the mountain..." said the tourguide. They began to climb the stairs. "This isn't too bad..." Bra said as she stared at her feet. As she was staring at them a MONSTER popped out between one of the gaps and grabbed her ankle!! "EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!PPPPAAAAAPPPPPAAAAA!!!" She hollered. Vegeta whirled around and looked. He noticed there was what looked like a hairy hand around her ankle. He walked back and stomped on the man's hand. "Oh!!AHH!!" The man screamed. Vegeta snickered. "Teach you not to grab my daughter, you stupid guy!!" He said. "See, he's just a man. An ordinary man dressed in a suit payed handsomley to scare little girls." He kicked the man in the face, and the man dissapeared into the gaps.
After they made it up the stairs, they were even more scared. For now they had to cross a beam 5 storys above a roaring highway!! Of course this was just a stimulation. "EKKKKKK!! What if I fall?" Bulma asked. Vegeta snickered. "Look down there. See? There's a net, but it's hard to see. The net will catch you if you go to fall." He said. That didn't make Bulma feel that much better. "It'll still be scary. I think I'll stay." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No. If you stay then all those monsters under the stairs will get you. We hafta follow the guide."He said. He grabbed her arm and dragged her onto the beam. Bra followed. She wasen't naturally afraid of heights because Vegeta used to take her flying this high and higher everywhere. They began to walk. Bulma was thinking she was doing very good and was very balanced, when all the sudden the heel of her boot slipped and she began to fall. "AH!" She screamed. "I'm going to DIEEE!" She waitied for the impact of the net. But then she felt Vegeta's hands around her tiny waist and yanking her up. Bra was looking very afraid. "Are you okay mother?" She asked. Bulma nodded, but she was very AFRAID OF THEEEEESEEE! "You idiot!! Don't do that again." Vegeta said. "Well I didn't mean to." Bulma griped. She latched onto that Veggie as they made their way across the beam. They finally reached the other end. Bulma's hair was everywhere and more. "Thank you for catching me, Vegeta!!" She said. Vegeta didn't say anything as the tourguide led them into the next room. They walked in, and it was a checkered room. But it looked like it was spinning!! Vegeta closed his eyes and shook his head. "I'm getting kind of dizzy." He said. Bulma and Bra could relate. "This isn't near as scary as the other rooms were." Bra said. But Vegeta didn't think so. "Whoa.......I feel dizzy.....Ahhhh..." He said. He began to lose his footing on the ground. "Uh, Veggie? Are you O.K?" Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded. "Sure. I'm alright." He said. But he was liying. He saw whirling all around him and his eyes turned swirly. "AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......." He said, and slipped off his feet. He landed hard on his back. "Veggie!!" Bulma said. She looked aroud the room and got throughly dizzy but nothing would stop her from getting to Vegeta. She ran over and helped him stand up. "Are you O.K? You look dizzy." Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "Yes, I'm fine." He said. He looked around the room again and threw up. "Twirling.....it's twirling and spinning!" He chanted. Bra and Bulma stared at him funny. Vegeta got VERRRRY dizzy. The tourguide came over. "I think we need to leave this room before your husband gets sick." She said. Bulma helped Vegeta to get into the next room. The next room looked like an insane asylum. "Wow. A looney bin. I wonder if we'll see Trunks." Vegeta said, and then giggled. Bulma smacked him as hard as she could in the face. "Don't say that." She said. Vegeta made his sad face. "This is the insane asy-" The tourguide began. Vegeta punched her. "SHUT UP!! We know what it is." He said. The lady was sad. Vegeta walked through with his family and was about to go through the door when an insane looking person jumped in front of him. It startled Vegeta. "Hey. Out of my way." He said. The guy just stood there. "CAN YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? MOVE!!" Vegeta said. The guy took a step tworeds Vegeta and it kind of scared him. Then, a bunch of insane people came out and cornered him and his family. "Oh sh*t......" He said. Bra and Bulla took off running in different directions, and Vegeta just hovered up above the people. "BULMA!!!BRA!!!THE DOOR WAS WHAT-3 FEET IN FRONT OF YOUR IDIOTIC FACES?!!" He yelled. He saw them dash for the door and he hovered down and followed them. He bashed a shoulder against the door and it swung open. The next room looked like a little town. "Hm...this looks familier to a movie I've seen before." Vegeta said. Bra pointed to the slobbering form of a dog on the top of a hill. "THAT ring a bell?" She asked. Vegeta cocked his head. "Ohh...October Sky! I LOVE that movie! Come here, pretty puppy! I wanna pet you!!" The dog came charging down the hill, but it didn't look like a 'pretty puppy'. It had blood soaked fur, snot dribbling out of it's nose, film coming out of it's eyes and slobber dribbling down it's snause. "AHHH!! The puppy has RABIES!!!" Vegeta yelled, running. Bulma and Bra ran too. "I hate Rabid dogs!!" Bra said. "If they bite you that means you get rabies!! 'His name is Cujo and his bite is death' is a famous quote from the book." Vegeta hated the way she read all the time. "Shut up!!" He said. "I don't care what his name is!! I just want away from him!!" He jumped for the door and grabbed the handle. "Come on, stupid family!!" He said. Bulma growled at his comment and charged at him. "DON'T YOU CALL THIS FAMILY STUPID!!" She yelled, and lunged for him. He dove out of the way and she hit the door, opening it. They all three ran out and slammed the door behind them. They were covered with sweat. "I hate you, Vegeta, for taking us in here." Bulma said. Vegeta was sad. "Hey, this room isn't so bad. It's a little dark, but that's ok." Bra said. Vegeta and Bulma looked around and noticed this was true. "Hey, you're right. Maybe it's the end or something?" Vegeta said. But just as he said that a man with a chainsaw came diving out after them. "AHHHH!! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOU BEING RIGHT!!" Vegeta yelled, as he grabbed Bra and Bulma's wrists and dragged them along with him as he ran. He got stopped in front of three doors. "Oh...Which one?" He said. The chainsaw man was gaining on them. Bulma yanked his hair. "Just open one, you moron! He's coming!!" Vegeta got really scared. "I CAN'T!!!!!!!!" He hollered, and huddled on the ground in a heap. "Uh....Veggie?" Bulma said. She kicked him in the side. He rolled over like he was dead. The chainsaw man came with his chainsaw raised over his head and.....stopped at Vegeta's fainted body. "Uh...Is he O.K?" He asked. Bulma looked up, terrified. "You're supposed to be killing us. Not talking. So just get it over with. I'm sure someone will wish us back." She said. The man didn't know what she meant by 'wish us back' but he didn't say anything. "Uh..I'm not aloud to touch you. House rules." He said. Bulma slowley nodded. "That means we can sue this place for grabbing Bra's ankle?" She asked as she tried to heave Vegeta up to a position where she could carry him or drag him or something. The man nodded. "Now, we need help to get my hubby home." She said.
Geeta woke up in his room with some ice on his head that was giving him frostbite. "Dumb woman." He said. The last thing he remembered was a scary chainsaw man chasing after him, and nothing more. The rest was just a huge blur. His guess was that he had fainted from fear. "WOMAN!!" He yelled. Bulma was up there in a flash. She was wearing her apron, which meant she had been cooking. "What?" She asked. Her face was covered with perspireation. "I want some cold water and some food." Said Vegeta. So Bulma clunked back down the rickety stairs and Geeta humored the fact she was actually listening to what he was telling her to do.
She came back with his water and a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. "I hate these." Veggie said as he thunked the Grilled Cheese Sandwich. "You're going to eat it though. You didn't specify what KIND of food you wanted." Bulma said with a smirk. Vegeta realized she really haden't listened to him really, after all. "Your mean." He said and he took a huge bite of the Grilled Cheese. Bulma watched him eat and realized she was getting horny. He was soo sexy when he ate, and so sexy when he sat, and he was SEXY. She really wanted some good Vegeta sex and she wanted it now. She slapped the plate out of his hand. "Do me right now." She said. Vegeta looked at her like he was horribly offended. "My food......................." He said. He felt like throwing a fit but he knew it woulden't get him anywhere. Bulma scooted over to him on her butt. "Listen to me." She said. "Why should I listen to you if you won't listen to me.........but, you are making me horny with that apron." Veggie said. Bulma got a naughty look on her face that Vegeta knew all to well. This was the look she got when she was going to do something extremely naughty--but extremely steamy and pleasurable. His suspcions were marked correct when she did something she'd only done when she was about 35 years old. She grabbed Vegeta.....through his thin materialed pants........in his 'area'. You know what area I mean. Vegeta's eyes widened and his mouth opened. "WHAT are you DOING?" He asked. Bulma's naughty look didn't go away. She started to massage and rub Vegeta down there in his area. His eyes got as big as dinner plates and he gripped the bedsheets. It felt REALLY good. He just hoped Bra didn't come inside while she was giving Vegeta a rub down. The greatest rub down he'd ever gotten in his life, matter of fact. "Bulma..." He murmered. He was kind of embarrased. "You like that, don't you Vegeta?" Bulma asked him. He nodded really fast. She knew he loved handjobs. Suddenly, Vegeta grabbed Bulma and hugged her with all his might. He was coming--and not to a party. He accidently bit her on the shoulder rather hard trying to stifle a scream of pleasure. But Bulma didn't care. She liked making Vegeta happy. Then he drew back and layed down on the bed. Bulma stopped because he'd already reached 'the ultimate goal'. "How did you like it?" She asked. Vegeta was panting like a sick dog. "I LOVED it." He said. "Do it again." But Bulma knew he coulden't because men have to wait a while.
Bra was walking down the hall looking for Vegeta to maybe take her shopping when she heard something come from he and Bulma's room. Then it stopped. It had sounded like.....like.....bedsprings, maybe? Or groaning? It sounded like the thing she had done with her boyfriend when she was only 12. "Papa!?" She hollered. Nobody answered so she got ready to go in.
They were stripping eachother and about to get on with it when they heard the door creak open. They both turned their heads at the exact same time. Bra's eyes got huge. "PAPA! MOTHER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" She asked, noticing Vegeta's hands were on Bulma's...jugs. Vegeta jerked his hands back. "Uh...Uh...we're having fun!!" He said. He twirled. "Now, what are you doing in here. You KNOW it's prohibited to come in here." He said. He was trying not to get too mad. She needed to get over what she had just saw. "Uh...I wanted you to take me shopping and I heard something...so I decided to come in here and here you guys are...." She said. Her face was flushed and her eyes were bulging. "Well it shoulden't be something new to you, Bra. I remember seeing that boy when we came home." said Bulma. Bra nodded. "That's true. But I never thought my PARENTS would do something like that! Wow! There's some new tricks I can teach my boyfriend!!" She said. She ran out of the room and down the stairs. Vegeta pulled his pants and shirt on, then slopped his belt around his waist. "NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!" He screamed. Bulma grabbed that Geeta. "NO!" She said. "You are NOT going to leave." She shoved Vegeta down on the bed. "HEY!" He said. "Shut up if you ever want another one of those glorious handjobs my stripper cousin taught me." Vegeta shut up. Bulma started to kiss that Vegeta all over his face and it was making him sop and wet. "But what about Bra? If she tells her boyfriend all the tricks I know, then I'll be sad!" Bulma rolled her eyes because all the 'tricks' were her idea anyway. "Oh, O.K. Go and yell at her. But-" -she went and jumped on the bed- "I'll be waiting!!" She said. Vegeta raised his eyebrows at her and then stumbled out of the room. "Bra, get your @$$ over here!!" He screamed. He heard her chatting on the phone with her boyfriend. "BRAA!!" He screamed. He flew down the steps and found her on the phone. Into the phone he yelled, 'STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU GIGALO THUG!!' And then hung it up. He popped his neck and looked at Bra, "O.K...I know what you just saw was kind of bad...But that does not mean you can go out and screw somebody!!" Veggie said. He noticed she had a HUNGREY look on her face. She had been ready to do it. Oh yeah. "But you and mother did it! And I've did all the other things you've done and more." Bra said. Vegeta shook with his anger. He pointed a shaking finger at the stairs. "Get up those stairs and go to your room and don't come out until I come and get you!!!!" He hollered. Bra mocked his words and stomped up the stairs. "Brat." Geeta said. Then he went and got some Bulma sex.
He walked back in there and saw Bulma on the bed. "I'm ready for some Bulma sex!!" He claimed, and bounced on the springy bed next to her. She smiled and bent over him, and was about to strip his pants off again when she decided something. She didn't FEEL like having sex anymore!! "Vegeta, it's getting really late and I think we should just cuddle." She said. Vegeta made the most horrible face imaginable. "O.K, so you make me horny and then turn me down? That doesen't seem at all right!! How about you fondle me again then?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "Sorry. I don't want to." Vegeta stared at her with hurt in his eyes. "You don't want to give your Geeta a rubdown no more? Am I getting BORING?" He rolled over and pouted into his musular arms. "I guess I'll just be lonely because you don't like me anymore." He said. He could always get her to do things by throwing a pity party. Bulma began to seductively rub his back. "Maybe......" She said. Vegeta was getting so horny he thought his pants were going to split. "AAHHH!!" He screamed, and grabbed her. He macked her everywhere imaginable. She smacked him. "You pervert." She said. Vegeta was left with a red handprint. "You said you'd maybe have sex with me!! How can I be pervertive if you said you'd screw me?" He screamed. Bulma smiled. "I didn't say I would. I said I MAYBE would." She said. Vegeta pouted. "If you don't, then I'll make you even more sad in the worst possible way." He said. But she didn't give in. She went and turned on the T.V. "Let's see what's on here." She said. "Could be something important." She was surfing channels when a familer face caught her eye. "TRUNKS?" She said. And it was Trunks. The news guy said, 'This lunatic from the insane asylum threatened to jump off the roof of his mental hospital and fly on a tire. Nobody knows what he means, except maybe that he's crazy. Just blame the parents.' Vegeta and Bulma were left gape mouthed. "WHAT??!!" Vegeta said. "WE DIDN'T RAISE HIM TO BE CRAZY!! ARGHHH!" He began to rip his hair out. "Stop that! I've already had to buy Rogaine twelve times from your habit of doing that!!" Bulma said. Vegeta pulled HER hair out. She slapped him. "You promised you woulden't pull my hair out anymore!!!" Bulma said. She kicked him as hard as she could and that poor Geeta huddled up. "Noo!" He said. Bulma stared at him funny and then turned off the T.V and the bedroom light. "Goodnight, stupid Geeta." She said. Vegeta got sad.
That night Vegeta felt Bulma whack him on the shoulder and it woke him up. "WHAT!! I MAY BE A 'STUPID GEETA' BUT THAT DOESEN'T MEAN YOU CAN TREAT ME LIKE TRASH!!" He said. He wasen't all the way awake yet but that 'stupid Geeta' comment was still eating at his brain. "Vegeta, wake up." Bulma said. When Vegeta woke up completely and saw her face he realized she looked scared. "What do you want?" Vegeta asked. "I'm sleeping." She wiped her eyes. "That haunted house you took me and Bra to scared me." She said. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "It was just a haunted house with fake and robotic monsters!!" He said. Bulma nodded. "I know! But it kind of sticks to a person's mind." Vegeta rolled over to where he wasen't facing her anymore. "Shut up and go to sleep. Stupid Geeta doesen't want to talk to you." He said. Bulma sighed. "O.K!! You're NOT stupid Geeta!!" She said. Vegeta rolled over again. "O.K. Good. But I still don't want to talk to you." He said. He rolled over one more time and this time she coulden't get him to roll back over. So she yanked some of his baby hair. "OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!" Vegeta yelled, gripping the back of his head. "I hate you!! Owch!!" He buried his face in the pillow and tried to get some Geeta sleep. Bulma rolled over and was still scared but she had a plan for tomorrow. She's ask him to run some errands with her and then EMBARRASS him in the worst possible ways!! Such as make him slip and baby talk him and show affection in public, which was the thing he hated most. And also when she baby talked him. He coulden't STAND that. She chuckled and closed her eyes. "Stop laughing and go to sleep." Vegeta said. She mocked his words and stopped giggling at her huge skeem.
"Please come out with me Veggie!! I gave you a favor last night, so now you give me one!!" She screamed. Vegeta just sat on the couch and ignored her words. "I'm tired Bulma!" He said. Bulma grabbed his arm and yanked on it. "Please Please Please Please PLEASE!!" She said. Veggie shook his head. "You always run errands without me so why not now?" He said. Bulma sighed. "Because I want my Geeta to! You never come out with me!!" Vegeta was deep in thought. "Uh....O.K. I'll come with you." He said. "YAY!!" Bulma hollered and she hugged him as tight as she could around the neck, laughing as she did so. She rubbed her cheek against his prickly chin. He needed to shave. "Go and shave, then we'll go." She said. Vegeta sighed and pulled himself up. He trapsed to the bathroom and stripped off his shirt. He put the cream on his face and prepared to shave. Bulma skipped into the bathroom and saw him about to shave. "OHH!! Let me do it for you!! I like to!" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "Nope. Last time you knicked me beyond all reason. No." He stroked the razor across his chin one time. Bulma swiped it from his hand. "That's because I was in a hurry!!" She said. She planned on knicking him somemore so that he'd be embarrased, having to wear bandages on his chin. "O.K. But don't go to slow." Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and stroked the razor under his chin. She tilted it to the side a bit to make it knick. Vegeta didn't notice, but he sure would when she was done. She knicked him under the chin once more, and then 5 times on his neck, and once on his jawline. Then she washed all the shaving cream off with a rag when she was through. "You look SOO good!!" She chimed, stroking him under the chin with a finger. Vegeta was enjoying her affection when he felt a sharp pain. "OUCH!!" He yelled. Bulma stopped. "What?" She asked, having to almost crap to keep from laughing. She knew what she had hit, and she had meant to. "I got a knick!! D@mmit, woman!!" Vegeta ripped her hand away and looked at her finger. There was some of his blood on it. Vegeta squeezed her wrist really hard and then threw it to her side. He wiped the blood off, wincing. "You knicked me all over!!" Vegeta said. He almost ki blasted her and ended her life but he got control of himself. He grabbed some new skin and put it on, but the knicks were so big and ugly it really didn't help. "Oh, Bulma..." He said, shamefully. Bulma acted sad. "Oh, I'm so sorry! Please don't be mad!!" She said, fakely. Vegeta looked at her and smiled. "I'm not. I just wish you'd be more careful." He said. He put his shirt on and then led her out with an arm around her waist. Bulma was laughing into his side. "What's wrong with you? You've been a real laugh bag today so far." Vegeta said. Bulma rubbed her face in his shirt. "Nothing. Nothing at all." She said, all muffled. Vegeta wasen't so sure. He sat down on the couch. "Tell me what is so funny. Is it that I'm a funny sight with these cuts on my face?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "No. Not at all." She said, trying to act serious. Vegeta growled. "Then WHY?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "Don't know. Maybe it's that...movie I saw, yeah! 'Dude Where's My Car'? I can't get that gay man in the jail cell out of my head." She said. Vegeta eyes her suspiciously and she smiled. "Oh, O.K. Let me go pee and then I'llbe right out." As Vegeta walked away from her, Bulma burst into giggles at the large sticker of a flower she had stuck on the back of his tanktop.
"Are you ready?" Vegeta asked, coming out of the bathroom refreshed. Bulma nodded and grabbed her red purse. "Sure!!" She said. "Want some gum?" Vegeta declined immedeantly. "Let's just go." He said. They went and jumped into the Ferrari and drove to the nearest Home Depot. Bulma had said she needed some paint for the walls in Trunks' room. She was turning it into a guest room and the putrid green was enough to make anyone puke. "What color are you planning? I don't want any pink walls in my house." Vegeta said, half playing and half not. Bulma smiled. "That's exactly what I was thinking!! Pink!! And then I'm going to buy you some pink clothing, and then a card to give to that man you like so well named Rasmas to congratulate him on going on a trip."She said, really loud. Everyone turned around and looked at Vegeta. They obviously thought he was gay, and that Bulma was his mother because she looked so old compared to him. "BULMA!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma laughed. "What?" She asked. Vegeta let out a large sigh. "I'M NOT WEARING PINK CLOTHES, AND WHAT YOU JUST YELLED OUT MADE EVERYBODY THINK THAT I'M GAY!! AND I'M NOT!!" He hollered. He looked at everybody around him. "Nothing to see here. I'm NOT gay, and she is my WIFE, and Rasmas is a FRIEND! FRIEND, Normal FRIEND, not BOYFRIEND. I am perfectly straight." He said. Everybody stared at him a second longer and then got back to whatever they were doing. "Woman, we have some talking to do when we get home." Vegeta growled at Bulma. Bulma smiled. "I didn't mean for it to sound that way. And I didn't mean to talk so loud. I guess it's cause I'm getting old and hard at hearing so maybe I talk loud." She said. Vegeta scowled at her. "Just...GET what you need so we can GO." He said. He pushed her into the paint aisle.
"They didn't have pink anymore so I just got blue." Bulma said. She had planned on getting blue all along, but the pink thing coulden't be passed up. And she noticed everybody was staring at the flower on the back of Vegeta's shirt. "Why is everyone staring at you? Do they think you have a nice butt?" Bulma said. She stifled her laughter. "Maybe. That's probably it." Vegeta said, nervoulsy staring at the people looking at him. "I'll bet they want to get into your pants. ANYWAY, I was looking for some HELLO KITTY thingys to put on the wall because you LOVE HELLO KITTY SO MUCH.." Bulma said. Everyone stared at Vegeta again. "I do not like Hello Kitty! Just where did you get that at?" He asked. He was so mad he thought his head would explode. "I don't know...wait, that's Bra who likes it!! And she liked it about 7 years ago!! Must have slipped my mind." Bulma said. Vegeta stomped ahead of her. "I'm going out to the car before you embarrass me anymore." He said. "That's the plan." Bulma muttered as Vegeta tripped trying to go out the door. He hit his nose on the hard floor. "OWCH!!" He yelled. He pushed one guy into a potted plant and stormed out.
"Where are we headed to now?" Vegeta asked in a mean voice. His arms were crossed tightly across his chest. He was looking the opposite direction from Bulma. "UH........I want to go to Leggs, Hanes, and Bally!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING ME TO A WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR STORE!!!" He screamed. Bulma laughed. "Well, then you can sit in the hot hot car. But it just MIGHT make you get pimples or something. Who knows."She said. "O.K. I'll go in. But I'll hide behind something." He said. "No. You're going to help me pick out some underwear!!" Bulma shouted. Vegeta sighed. "Hokay." He said. They stopped in front of the store and went inside. Bulma walked in, and dragged Vegeta along with her. "Hurry! I can't WAIT!!" She shouted. They walked over to one of the silk underwear racks. A clerk walked over to Bulma, obviously one of her little store aquantinces. They began to chit chat and it was irratating Vegeta. "Bulma, let's go find your underwear! I just want to get out of here!!" Vegeta said. Bulma smiled. "OH, you haven't met Vegeta yet have you? He's my husband!!" She grabbed Vegeta's arm. "And he's the BEST husband in the world, Oh YES HE IS!!" Bulma said, twirling a finger on his chest. Vegeta stared down at her. "UH...Bulma..." He said. She was baby talking him and she rarely ever did that! And the only other times she did was at home having sex, never in front of anyone else!! Vegeta laughed a nervous laugh. "Uh..Bulma...talk to your little friend, Hokay...." He said. His cheeks were a deep crimson because he was so embarrassed. "I'm gonna talk to you up close when we get home." He whispered feircly in her ear. She made a scared face and talked to her friend somemore. Vegeta sank to the floor against the wall and sat down. He groaned and kicked his feet. "LET'S GOOOOO!!" He screamed. Bulma turned around. "Be quiet, Veggie! Let me and Martha talk!!" She said. Vegeta growled. "Don't call me that in PUBLIC!! It's just as bad as calling me STUD!!" He beat his fists on the ground. She continued to talk to the irratating southerner woman, and Vegeta got farther irratated. "Woman!! Whatever your name is! Go away and do your job and let me and my wife shop." He said. The ugly lady turned around and looked at him. For some reason, this ugly old bat was making Vegeta horny. "Uh...BEGONE!!" He said. The lady made a horrible look at him, (making him more horny) and walked off. Vegeta sighed. He was tired of pretty women. "Help me up now, discraceful woman." Vegeta said to Bulma. She came over and grabbed his hand. She yanked him up. "Just what were you thinking!!! You know I don't like that kind of stuff in front of anybody!!" Vegeta said. Bulma looked at him. "Don't like what stuff? I didn't know I did anything wrong." She lied. She almost burst out laughing again. "You were treating me like some kind of DOG." He said. He bonked her on the head. Bulma started to cry really loud, so loud that everyone stared. "NO! Don't do that!!" Vegeta said. She cried even louder and jumped up and down. She squealed really high and stomped on his foot. "You mean man!!" She yelled. She cried harder. "What a mean man! He should be ashamed!!" Vegeta heard an old lady say from somewhere. Everyone was staring. Bulma squealed so high pitched only dogs could hear it. She looked horribly sad when she cried, even if she was faking it. "UH- Woman, stop it this instant!!" Vegeta said, stomping a foot. Bulma cried somemore. "NOW!!" Vegeta yelled. She cried louder. Vegeta grabbed her arm and drug her into the men's restroom, where a man on a urinal screamed and ran out. "Stop it now, Bulma!!" Vegeta said. She pounded a fist on his chest. "You hit me in the head!!" She screamed. She took out her makeup from her purse and put lipstick on his cheeks. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Vegeta screamed. "Why'd you do that?" Bulma made more tears flow. "Because you hit me!!" She fake cried. Vegeta could tell there was something about her crying that didn't sound right. He noticed there was very few tears. "Uh......are you by any chance faking it?" Vegeta asked. She shook her head and tried to force more tears out. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO..." She bawled. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. "I think you are. I think you're trying to embarrass me! But it's not going to work!!" He said, even though it already had. Bulma stopped crying. "I'm not. Why would you think that?" She asked. Vegeta shrugged and turned to walk out. But as he did he slipped and fell on some water. "Oh NO!! Geeta Baby!!" Bulma said, bringing chuckles to some of the men in the restroom. She ran over to him. "Owwww..." Vegeta said. "That just knocked the wind out of me!!" "Ssh!! Don't speak!!" Bulma said. She stood up and looked around. Vegeta rolled his eyes and went to get up. "No!!! Don't get up!! I need to CARRY you out!!" Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "Entirely unnessisary. I just SLIPPED, yet you act like it's some kind of a big-Whoa!!" Bulma had picked him up like he had carried her over the threshold. Vegeta blushed. "Put me down now or you'll be sorry!!" He said. Bulma carried him out of the bathroom and several woman were staring and saying, "Aww.." Vegeta growled. "WOMAN!!!" He yelled, thrashing. This action caused her to drop him on the floor, and he busted his butt. "Ow." He said. He stood up and dusted himself off. "I don't know what is the matter with you today Bulma, but whatever it is had better stop RIGHT NOW or your nose will be broke by the time we get home." He said. Bulma looked at him. "That's just your hunger talking! You're hungrey!!" Bulma said. She was almost laughing from doing this. But she needed to get payback at him for their little episode in bed the night before. And also because he woulden't....return the favor. "I am not hungrey!!!!" He screamed, right in her face. "You seem to think you can make desicions for me today!!" He stomped a foot and was naturally actracted to a rack of thongs. "OOh. Try this on!!" He said. Bulma looked at it and swiped it away. "No. Why should I please you if you won't please me back?" She asked. Vegeta growled.
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Vegeta layed down on the bed. HIS bed. His wonderful, joyful BED. "Oh, Bulma! I'm so happy now, that I could just sing!!" He said. He kissed the bed over and over again and got fuzz in his mouth. Bulma laughed. "Yes, I'm glad too." She said. Vegeta smiled. "And you're not sad anymore, right?" He asked. Bulma looked downward. "Uh...........I kinda am." She said. Vegeta teardropped. He buried his face in his soft and fuzzy pillow. Bulma noticed the shirt he was wearing didn't show off his muscles, but she liked it anyway. "You look so sexy in that shirt." She said. Vegeta looked up at her. "I always look sexy." He said. He kissed his pillow somemore. His pillow smelled strongly of man. (You know, that weird smell?) He felt Bulma then grab him around the waist and yank him up in her lap. She wrapped her arms around him. "What are you doing? I'm savoring the fact that we're HOME!!" Vegeta said as he tried to break free. She held him tight. "I think there's a different way we can savor that we got home!!" She said. She buried her face in his soft hair. Vegeta made a horrid face. "I want to sleep!! I want to snuggle up in my BED!!" He said. He hung his head and sighed. "Let's turn on the T.V." said Bulma. With her arms still wrapped around Vegeta who was in her lap, she switched the T.V on. It was a black man with long hair and he was singing some R and B song that sounded horrible. Even the words he sung had an accent to them. "This is good sex music." Bulma said. Vegeta sighed. "Look, if you wanted sex you should have told me earlier. I'm too busy being home right now." He said. He watched the black man on T.V. He was an ugly man. (I can't remember the name of this man, But I'll bet you know what I'm talking about. ) "I hate Bra so much right now." Vegeta grumbled, thinking about that guy she had been sleeping with. And then he remember Chi's dilemma with girls. "Bulma! Would you have a problem with Bra going out with Chi? There's not much of a difference in age." Veggie said. Bulma thought. "I'll hafta think about it." She said. She yanked a strand of the baby hair in the back of his head playfully and seductivley. "Stop that woman!" He said. But he liked it kind of, so he yanked hers back. "Ouch!" Bulma mumbled. The black man on T.V. finished up his song and the people clapped for him. "Aw, he isn't worth clapping for." Vegeta said. He threw the remote at the T.V and it hit the glass screen, cracking it. "Luckily that can be replaced." Bulma said. Vegeta jumped up and down. "I want to have some of my BEAUTIFUL lemonade on the balcony tomorrow!!" He said. Bulma nodded. "We can do that." She said. "And I can tell Bra off tomorrow, and tell Trunks off for changing his name to-BURT!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, and burst out laughing. "Burt!!" He said again. Bulma smacked him so he shut up. "Ow." He said. Vegeta was so sad she slapped him that he began to cry. He kicked his feet and screamed and arched his back in a baby fit. He got embarrased when the gown rode up and showed his undies. He cried more. aaaaaaaaaawwwww. "Geeta, you idiot, stop that!!" Bulma said. She grabbed his cute foot to stop him, but he thrashed it. It got her right in the nose. "GEETA!!" She yelled. She threw a telephone at him. He batted it away, so she got mad and drug him over to his spot on the bed. She pulled the blankets up and covered him up. "Goodnight, Veggie." She said. "BUT I STILL HAVE MY SHIRT ON!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" He yelled. Bulma didn't care. "You look so cute in that shirt so you're keeping it on." She said. She came over to her side and patted him on the stomach. "Goodnight." She said. Veggie squealed harder. He liked being patted on the stomach like a kitten. He wished he had a fuzzy stomach like a kitten so she'd do it more often. "I'm not tired." Geeta whined. He kicked his feet under the blankets. He thrashed and yelled and grabbed Bulma. "STOP!" He yelped. She tried to smack him. He punched her. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" She yelled. "You big old kitten!!" Vegeta screamed one last time. He still had kittens on his mind from the stomach patting thing. He meowed. "Your crazy." Bulma said. Vegeta pouted and curled up like a kitten. "You're thinking of kittens again, aren't you." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. Bulma covered him up with the blankets. "Goodnight, Kitten." She said. Vegeta rolled over and snuggled up to her side. "You're comfy." He said. Bulma smiled and rubbed him on the stomach again. "Night, kitten." She said. She kissed that Geeta and he blushed. He decided he LOVED being home.
That night, he was so filled with ecstacy that he coulden't sleep. He had to be still though because Bulma had him hugged up in her arms. He was playing with his fingers to pass the time of being wide awake. There really wasen't a spacific game he was playing; just playing. "Happy.........happy......happy....." He kept saying. Bulma stirred a little bit so he shut up. He really didn't want to wake her up. Then he thought he heard something downstairs with his supersonic hearing. He got scared. "Bulma! Wake up NOW." He said in his panic. She stirred and her eyes popped open. "What?" She asked. "I hear something downstairs!!" Geeta said. He rolled over and sat up. Bulma stretched and sat up. Then she heard a pan fall. "AHHH!! Vegeta, go see what that is!!" She said. Vegeta nodded and went into the hallway. But first he went and got Bra, and took her to their room. She was still sound asleep. Then he went downstairs all alone to see what was going on. He saw the shape of Trunks. "Burt-I mean, TRUNKS?" He asked. Trunks looked up and saw Veggie. "Don't call me Trunks. My name's Burt now." He said. He grabbed a steak knife and held it in his hands. He started to advance tworeds Vegeta with it in his hand. "Trunks? I thought you were in a mental shelter." Vegeta said. He backed up and tripped over the foot of the stairs. He freaked out and flew up them. "Trunks, stay away from us!!" He yelled. He ran into their room and locked the door. "Vegeta, what's going on?" Bulma asked. Vegeta didn't say anything. He just sat down and reflected over what was happening again. "Uh, that's TRUNKS...or BURT...down there. He's metal , I swear! He tried to stab me." Vegeta said. He was surprised as Trunks ki blasted the door down. "SH*T!!!" He yelled. Trunks walked tworeds them with the butcher knife, but didn't use it. He ki blasted something over all of their heads. It was a shelf, and it knocked them all out. Trunks was crazy and thought he was in an Arnold Swarzenegger movie.
Vegeta woke up later that night to find that Trunks was tiying his hands behind him and together so he coulden't use any ki blasts. "What the- " He said. He looked up and saw Bulma and Bra were tied up, but were still knocked out. "Trunks! Let me out of here this minute!!" He said. He stomped a foot. Trunks stood back and brandished the knife. "Remember? BURT. Anyway, no. I'm going to keep you here tied up and I'm going to watch you starve!!" He said. Vegeta growled. "Son of a b*tch." He said. He saw Bulma's head was trickling blood, and so was Bra's. "Trunks, now...listen to your father. Remember? Your father? Vegeta? And I know you're going mental and this is a bit hard to swallow but...I want you to CUT ME LOOSE!!" Vegeta said. He kicked his feet as hard as he could but coulden't get free. "No! My name's Burt! And nobody understands me." Trunks said. He took his arm and cut it, with a look like he enjoyed being cut. Vegeta grimaced at Trunk's blood. "Trunks, I'm not kidding. I'll kill you if you don't cut me loose." He said. Trunks laughed. "And how can you get free?" He asked. Vegeta smiled. "In case you were FORGETTING, I can use my eyes to send you flying too." He said. Trunks made a surprised look, gasped, and blinked away. Vegeta then felt him began to tie a blindfold over his eyes. "B@st@rd!!" Vegeta said. He thrashed somemore and managed to get the blindfold to drop to the floor. Then he used his eyes and flung the knife from Trunks's hand and into HIS lap. Trunks got mad. He grabbed Bra by the hair, waking her up. "Wha..AHHHHHHHH!" She hollered, seeing her brother with the crazy look in his eyes. Vegeta gasped as Trunks pulled his pocket knife out. "Move one more time and your precious daughter's HEAD goes flying on the floor." He said. Vegeta shut up and quit thrashing. "You know, you've always liked her better than me. You spent ALL that money on HER, but all you'd ever do with me is TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN!!" Trunks said. He spat on Vegeta's cute foot. Vegeta shook it off. "You forgot something!! I have TELEPATHY!! In your craziness you forgot that I can telepathically contact Kakarott!!" He said. "And you can't even tell when I do it!!" Trunks smiled. He pouched out the pocket knife and sliced it through the air. "You wanna stake Bra's life on that?" He asked. Vegeta smiled. "Yes." He said. Bra's eyes bugged. "I think I will. Did you see the house? SHE did that." Vegeta said. He had a plan. He would make Trunks think that Bra was in DEEP trouble, and then Trunks would just maybe be nice..... But that's not what happened. Trunks grabbed the knife and was about to plunge it into her chest, but Vegeta got so scared he broke the ropes in an adrenilin rush. "NOOOO!" He yelled, and tackled Trunks to the floor. He began to punch and sock him all over. "Ow!" Trunks hollered. His pocket knife flew from his hand and clattered to the floor. Vegeta grabbed Trunks's ears and pulled. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Trunks hollered. Vegeta busted his teeth out with a fist. He kicked Trunks against the wall. A knocked out Trunks. He then grabbed the pocket knife and cut Bra loose, then woke Bulma up and cut her loose. "What happened to Trunks?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sighed. "Sadly, he went nutzy coocoo. I hafta go call the insane asylum." He said. He went and grabbed the phone.
"Bulma, it's not such a big deal!!" Vegeta scolded. It was still night and Vegeta wanted to sleep but he coulden't because Bulma woulden't stop crying. "Bulma your stupid." Vegeta said. He covered his ears with his pillow, and Bulma shreaked. "You're supposed to be comforting me, Vegeta! I thought you said all you wanted was to make me happy?" She said. She tugged on his gown. "Oh, alright." He said and he sat up. "Just because our son is a mental case doesen't mean you should cry about it. There." Bulma growled. "You're such a jerk." She said. Vegeta frowned at this remark. "Well at least it wasen't Bra." He said. He layed back down and put his head on the pillow. "If it was Bra.....then she'd be 10 times worse. I coulden't imagine that." He thought about Bra being crazy and it wasen't a very pretty sight. "Maybe we should get Trunks a foster mom?" Bulma asked. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "You make me put up with the child 27 years and that's what you're saying to me? I think no." He said. He closed his eyes again. Bulma knew they had Trunks off their shoulder for a while, him being in a looney bin and all but she wanted it longer. Peace was too much of a great thing! "Trunks is a devil child. We should have named him Baby Lucifer instead of Baby Trunks." She mumbled. Vegeta's eyes twitched at that. Lucifer was a pretty catchy name! "Hey, I like that name." He said. He sat up and inched tworeds Bulma. "I'm in the mood." He said. Bulma looked at him funny. "YOU? In the mood? That's a new one; it's usually always me." Vegeta rubbed his head against her arm like a kitten. "Yes, Geeta IS in the mood and he wants it from Bulma right now." He said. Bulma petted his head with a hand but didn't make any moves. "What's wrong? Don't you wanna have sex?" Veggie asked. Bulma shook her head. "No. I'm too sad and worried." She said. Vegeta teardropped. "But I'm in my cute gown! Don't you wanna have sex while I'm in my cute gown?" He asked. Bulma looked down at him. "Not tonight. We're both tired and we need to sleep." Bulma said. Vegeta yowled. "PLEASE!! Please, Please, PLEASE!!" He screamed. Bulma shook her head. "No." She said. She layed down. Vegeta bucked himself back down to the laying position. "PLLLLLEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE!!!" He screamed. He let out a huge yell.
"No, Veggie!!" Bulma said, softly. "Go to sleep." Vegeta arched his back. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled. But that was all he did. He closed his Geeta eyes and tried to go night night. But he heard Bulma doing something. "Woman, go to sleep. Either have sex with me or go to sleep." He said. Bulma yawned. "I'm really worried about Trunks!!!" She hollered. She cried, and Veggie sighed. "Bulma, Now, this is babyish....." He mumbled. "AND WASEN'T IT BABYISH WHEN YOU CRIED INTO ME IN BRAZIL??!!" Bulma cried, right in his face. Vegeta's eyes bugged and he crossed his arms. "No. I had a reason. I missed my children." He said. "I MISS MY CHILD TOO!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta was now terribly surprised. "Uh...have sex with your Geeta and It'll take your mind off all of it." He said. Bulma thought. "O.K.." She bawled, and they did.
They woke up the next morning in an interesting position. "How'd we ever get in this position?" Bulma asked Veggie. Vegeta shrugged and pulled himself out of the position. His cute gown was all wet with perspireation so it was sticking to that Geeta. "O.K, what are we going to do today?" Vegeta asked. "Who said we were doing anything?" Bulma asked. Vegeta got his feelings hurt. He was only trying to make her happy! "I want to drive around and see what we can find." He said. "Maybe we can find a disco place." Bulma stared at him funnily and got up. She pulled on her clothes. "Are we taking Bra? She should get to come." She said. Vegeta thought a little bit. "Sure she can come. But we're not shopping." He said. Bulma threw his tanktop, spandex,jacket, belt and biking gloves at him. "Get dressed." She said. Vegeta stared at them for a second and began to get dressed. "Oh!! Maybe we can go to the circus and see the tigers." Veggie said. He liked tigers because they were so MEAN and GORY. "We'll see." Said Bulma. She walked into the other room to get Bra.
They walked out to Veggie's Ferrari. "O.K, where are we taking Thundercloud?" He asked. Bra stared at Bulma. "Did he name his car THUNDERCLOUD?" She asked. Bulma nodded with shame in her eyes. "Dad, you make me look uncool." She said. Vegeta was sad. He jumped into the driver's side of the car, Bulma in the passenger's seat and Bra in the back seat. Vegeta began to drive, feeling the wind through his hair that defiyed gravity. As he was enjoying this, he JUST managed to swerve out of the way of another car; a semi. "Hey, WATCH THE ROAD, YOU BUM!!" The man yelled at Veggie, pumping his fist. Vegeta flipped the guy off and continued to drive. While they were driving he heard someone whistle and then saw Bra wave. "Did that boy just whistle at you?" Vegeta asked. Bra nodded with hearts in her eyes. "I'll take care of that!!" said an enraged Veggie. Then with one ki blast he destroyed the car along with the 'pervertive' boy inside. "PAPA!! That was my boyfriend! We were going steady!!" Bra yelled. She burst into tears and Veggie looked triumphant. "Vegeta! What did I tell you about killing? I said only kill if they're trying to kill you and that guy wasen't even TRYING TO HURT YOU." Bulma said. She smacked Vegeta across the face and noticed his chin had stubble on it. "You forgot to shave." She said, running a finger along the pricklys. "None of that right now; I'm in Thundercloud." Veggie said. "No fondling and no touching." Bulma was sad.
After they had been driving for a while Vegeta slammed on the brakes. "WOW!!" He screamed. Bra and Bulma's head were whiplashed forwards. "WHAT?!" They said. Vegeta was smiling so big that he didn't even look like himself. "Look! Hangman's House of Horrors!" He said. They looked at the haunted house and got shivers, and were about to tell that Geeta no but he was already heading inside. "Wait, Vegeta!" Bulma said. Her and Bra ran after him. They caught up to him when he was at the registration desk paying. The clerk gave him the tickets and Bulma and Bra whirled him around. "What do you think you're doing Veggie? We don't want to go in there! It'll scare the hell out of us!!" Bulma said. Bra was nodding at everything she said. Vegeta shook his head. "Come on, you'll like it!! Just come inside with me; you know I'll protect you both from whatever evil." He gave a chuckle at the last word. Bulma frowned. "whine." She whispered to Bra. Bra looked in Vegeta's eyes and made the most pitiful face she could muster. "Ohhhh Papa I don't FEEL like going in heeere....it'll be scarry and my feeet hurt and I'm Tiiired...." She whined. Vegeta almost gave in but shook his head. "Nope. You're coming with me and your mother or your sitting in the car, and that will ruin your complexion." He said. Bra groaned. "I tried, mother." She said. Bulma clapped a hand on her daughter's shoulder. "S' OK. We all know how IRRATATINGLY STUBBORN he is." She said. Vegeta frowned. "Come on; through the door." He said, leading them inside the door. Bulma latched on to Veggie's arm as they passed through the door. The tourguide led them to a dark room with a big old window. They looked inside and saw what looked like a scientist inside. The scientist looked like he was working on a human body. "This is the scientist. But everybody says he is a MAD scientist." said the tourguide. Just as she said this the guy turned around and looked at them. It brought fear to Bra and Bulma's faces but Vegeta just stood there with a bored look on his face. The man plucked something out of a bucket and threw it against the window. It splattered against it and they noticed it was a BRAIN!! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Bulma and Bra squealed. Veggie rolled his eyes. "IT'S A BRAIN, PAPA!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!! WHY AREN'T YOU SCARED??!!" Bra hollered. Vegeta stuck a fingernail in his mouth and chewed on it. "Because it's just a mop made to look like a brain. You can tell quite well if you just look good enough." He said. Bra and Bulma exchanged glances and just shrugged. The tourguide was surprised. "Uh.....and let's go onward....." She said. She led them into another room with a staircase in it. There was gaps between the stairs. "Now we just climb up these stairs to get up to the mountain..." said the tourguide. They began to climb the stairs. "This isn't too bad..." Bra said as she stared at her feet. As she was staring at them a MONSTER popped out between one of the gaps and grabbed her ankle!! "EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!PPPPAAAAAPPPPPAAAAA!!!" She hollered. Vegeta whirled around and looked. He noticed there was what looked like a hairy hand around her ankle. He walked back and stomped on the man's hand. "Oh!!AHH!!" The man screamed. Vegeta snickered. "Teach you not to grab my daughter, you stupid guy!!" He said. "See, he's just a man. An ordinary man dressed in a suit payed handsomley to scare little girls." He kicked the man in the face, and the man dissapeared into the gaps.
After they made it up the stairs, they were even more scared. For now they had to cross a beam 5 storys above a roaring highway!! Of course this was just a stimulation. "EKKKKKK!! What if I fall?" Bulma asked. Vegeta snickered. "Look down there. See? There's a net, but it's hard to see. The net will catch you if you go to fall." He said. That didn't make Bulma feel that much better. "It'll still be scary. I think I'll stay." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No. If you stay then all those monsters under the stairs will get you. We hafta follow the guide."He said. He grabbed her arm and dragged her onto the beam. Bra followed. She wasen't naturally afraid of heights because Vegeta used to take her flying this high and higher everywhere. They began to walk. Bulma was thinking she was doing very good and was very balanced, when all the sudden the heel of her boot slipped and she began to fall. "AH!" She screamed. "I'm going to DIEEE!" She waitied for the impact of the net. But then she felt Vegeta's hands around her tiny waist and yanking her up. Bra was looking very afraid. "Are you okay mother?" She asked. Bulma nodded, but she was very AFRAID OF THEEEEESEEE! "You idiot!! Don't do that again." Vegeta said. "Well I didn't mean to." Bulma griped. She latched onto that Veggie as they made their way across the beam. They finally reached the other end. Bulma's hair was everywhere and more. "Thank you for catching me, Vegeta!!" She said. Vegeta didn't say anything as the tourguide led them into the next room. They walked in, and it was a checkered room. But it looked like it was spinning!! Vegeta closed his eyes and shook his head. "I'm getting kind of dizzy." He said. Bulma and Bra could relate. "This isn't near as scary as the other rooms were." Bra said. But Vegeta didn't think so. "Whoa.......I feel dizzy.....Ahhhh..." He said. He began to lose his footing on the ground. "Uh, Veggie? Are you O.K?" Bulma asked. Vegeta nodded. "Sure. I'm alright." He said. But he was liying. He saw whirling all around him and his eyes turned swirly. "AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......." He said, and slipped off his feet. He landed hard on his back. "Veggie!!" Bulma said. She looked aroud the room and got throughly dizzy but nothing would stop her from getting to Vegeta. She ran over and helped him stand up. "Are you O.K? You look dizzy." Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "Yes, I'm fine." He said. He looked around the room again and threw up. "Twirling.....it's twirling and spinning!" He chanted. Bra and Bulma stared at him funny. Vegeta got VERRRRY dizzy. The tourguide came over. "I think we need to leave this room before your husband gets sick." She said. Bulma helped Vegeta to get into the next room. The next room looked like an insane asylum. "Wow. A looney bin. I wonder if we'll see Trunks." Vegeta said, and then giggled. Bulma smacked him as hard as she could in the face. "Don't say that." She said. Vegeta made his sad face. "This is the insane asy-" The tourguide began. Vegeta punched her. "SHUT UP!! We know what it is." He said. The lady was sad. Vegeta walked through with his family and was about to go through the door when an insane looking person jumped in front of him. It startled Vegeta. "Hey. Out of my way." He said. The guy just stood there. "CAN YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? MOVE!!" Vegeta said. The guy took a step tworeds Vegeta and it kind of scared him. Then, a bunch of insane people came out and cornered him and his family. "Oh sh*t......" He said. Bra and Bulla took off running in different directions, and Vegeta just hovered up above the people. "BULMA!!!BRA!!!THE DOOR WAS WHAT-3 FEET IN FRONT OF YOUR IDIOTIC FACES?!!" He yelled. He saw them dash for the door and he hovered down and followed them. He bashed a shoulder against the door and it swung open. The next room looked like a little town. "Hm...this looks familier to a movie I've seen before." Vegeta said. Bra pointed to the slobbering form of a dog on the top of a hill. "THAT ring a bell?" She asked. Vegeta cocked his head. "Ohh...October Sky! I LOVE that movie! Come here, pretty puppy! I wanna pet you!!" The dog came charging down the hill, but it didn't look like a 'pretty puppy'. It had blood soaked fur, snot dribbling out of it's nose, film coming out of it's eyes and slobber dribbling down it's snause. "AHHH!! The puppy has RABIES!!!" Vegeta yelled, running. Bulma and Bra ran too. "I hate Rabid dogs!!" Bra said. "If they bite you that means you get rabies!! 'His name is Cujo and his bite is death' is a famous quote from the book." Vegeta hated the way she read all the time. "Shut up!!" He said. "I don't care what his name is!! I just want away from him!!" He jumped for the door and grabbed the handle. "Come on, stupid family!!" He said. Bulma growled at his comment and charged at him. "DON'T YOU CALL THIS FAMILY STUPID!!" She yelled, and lunged for him. He dove out of the way and she hit the door, opening it. They all three ran out and slammed the door behind them. They were covered with sweat. "I hate you, Vegeta, for taking us in here." Bulma said. Vegeta was sad. "Hey, this room isn't so bad. It's a little dark, but that's ok." Bra said. Vegeta and Bulma looked around and noticed this was true. "Hey, you're right. Maybe it's the end or something?" Vegeta said. But just as he said that a man with a chainsaw came diving out after them. "AHHHH!! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOU BEING RIGHT!!" Vegeta yelled, as he grabbed Bra and Bulma's wrists and dragged them along with him as he ran. He got stopped in front of three doors. "Oh...Which one?" He said. The chainsaw man was gaining on them. Bulma yanked his hair. "Just open one, you moron! He's coming!!" Vegeta got really scared. "I CAN'T!!!!!!!!" He hollered, and huddled on the ground in a heap. "Uh....Veggie?" Bulma said. She kicked him in the side. He rolled over like he was dead. The chainsaw man came with his chainsaw raised over his head and.....stopped at Vegeta's fainted body. "Uh...Is he O.K?" He asked. Bulma looked up, terrified. "You're supposed to be killing us. Not talking. So just get it over with. I'm sure someone will wish us back." She said. The man didn't know what she meant by 'wish us back' but he didn't say anything. "Uh..I'm not aloud to touch you. House rules." He said. Bulma slowley nodded. "That means we can sue this place for grabbing Bra's ankle?" She asked as she tried to heave Vegeta up to a position where she could carry him or drag him or something. The man nodded. "Now, we need help to get my hubby home." She said.
Geeta woke up in his room with some ice on his head that was giving him frostbite. "Dumb woman." He said. The last thing he remembered was a scary chainsaw man chasing after him, and nothing more. The rest was just a huge blur. His guess was that he had fainted from fear. "WOMAN!!" He yelled. Bulma was up there in a flash. She was wearing her apron, which meant she had been cooking. "What?" She asked. Her face was covered with perspireation. "I want some cold water and some food." Said Vegeta. So Bulma clunked back down the rickety stairs and Geeta humored the fact she was actually listening to what he was telling her to do.
She came back with his water and a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. "I hate these." Veggie said as he thunked the Grilled Cheese Sandwich. "You're going to eat it though. You didn't specify what KIND of food you wanted." Bulma said with a smirk. Vegeta realized she really haden't listened to him really, after all. "Your mean." He said and he took a huge bite of the Grilled Cheese. Bulma watched him eat and realized she was getting horny. He was soo sexy when he ate, and so sexy when he sat, and he was SEXY. She really wanted some good Vegeta sex and she wanted it now. She slapped the plate out of his hand. "Do me right now." She said. Vegeta looked at her like he was horribly offended. "My food......................." He said. He felt like throwing a fit but he knew it woulden't get him anywhere. Bulma scooted over to him on her butt. "Listen to me." She said. "Why should I listen to you if you won't listen to me.........but, you are making me horny with that apron." Veggie said. Bulma got a naughty look on her face that Vegeta knew all to well. This was the look she got when she was going to do something extremely naughty--but extremely steamy and pleasurable. His suspcions were marked correct when she did something she'd only done when she was about 35 years old. She grabbed Vegeta.....through his thin materialed pants........in his 'area'. You know what area I mean. Vegeta's eyes widened and his mouth opened. "WHAT are you DOING?" He asked. Bulma's naughty look didn't go away. She started to massage and rub Vegeta down there in his area. His eyes got as big as dinner plates and he gripped the bedsheets. It felt REALLY good. He just hoped Bra didn't come inside while she was giving Vegeta a rub down. The greatest rub down he'd ever gotten in his life, matter of fact. "Bulma..." He murmered. He was kind of embarrased. "You like that, don't you Vegeta?" Bulma asked him. He nodded really fast. She knew he loved handjobs. Suddenly, Vegeta grabbed Bulma and hugged her with all his might. He was coming--and not to a party. He accidently bit her on the shoulder rather hard trying to stifle a scream of pleasure. But Bulma didn't care. She liked making Vegeta happy. Then he drew back and layed down on the bed. Bulma stopped because he'd already reached 'the ultimate goal'. "How did you like it?" She asked. Vegeta was panting like a sick dog. "I LOVED it." He said. "Do it again." But Bulma knew he coulden't because men have to wait a while.
Bra was walking down the hall looking for Vegeta to maybe take her shopping when she heard something come from he and Bulma's room. Then it stopped. It had sounded like.....like.....bedsprings, maybe? Or groaning? It sounded like the thing she had done with her boyfriend when she was only 12. "Papa!?" She hollered. Nobody answered so she got ready to go in.
They were stripping eachother and about to get on with it when they heard the door creak open. They both turned their heads at the exact same time. Bra's eyes got huge. "PAPA! MOTHER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" She asked, noticing Vegeta's hands were on Bulma's...jugs. Vegeta jerked his hands back. "Uh...Uh...we're having fun!!" He said. He twirled. "Now, what are you doing in here. You KNOW it's prohibited to come in here." He said. He was trying not to get too mad. She needed to get over what she had just saw. "Uh...I wanted you to take me shopping and I heard something...so I decided to come in here and here you guys are...." She said. Her face was flushed and her eyes were bulging. "Well it shoulden't be something new to you, Bra. I remember seeing that boy when we came home." said Bulma. Bra nodded. "That's true. But I never thought my PARENTS would do something like that! Wow! There's some new tricks I can teach my boyfriend!!" She said. She ran out of the room and down the stairs. Vegeta pulled his pants and shirt on, then slopped his belt around his waist. "NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!" He screamed. Bulma grabbed that Geeta. "NO!" She said. "You are NOT going to leave." She shoved Vegeta down on the bed. "HEY!" He said. "Shut up if you ever want another one of those glorious handjobs my stripper cousin taught me." Vegeta shut up. Bulma started to kiss that Vegeta all over his face and it was making him sop and wet. "But what about Bra? If she tells her boyfriend all the tricks I know, then I'll be sad!" Bulma rolled her eyes because all the 'tricks' were her idea anyway. "Oh, O.K. Go and yell at her. But-" -she went and jumped on the bed- "I'll be waiting!!" She said. Vegeta raised his eyebrows at her and then stumbled out of the room. "Bra, get your @$$ over here!!" He screamed. He heard her chatting on the phone with her boyfriend. "BRAA!!" He screamed. He flew down the steps and found her on the phone. Into the phone he yelled, 'STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU GIGALO THUG!!' And then hung it up. He popped his neck and looked at Bra, "O.K...I know what you just saw was kind of bad...But that does not mean you can go out and screw somebody!!" Veggie said. He noticed she had a HUNGREY look on her face. She had been ready to do it. Oh yeah. "But you and mother did it! And I've did all the other things you've done and more." Bra said. Vegeta shook with his anger. He pointed a shaking finger at the stairs. "Get up those stairs and go to your room and don't come out until I come and get you!!!!" He hollered. Bra mocked his words and stomped up the stairs. "Brat." Geeta said. Then he went and got some Bulma sex.
He walked back in there and saw Bulma on the bed. "I'm ready for some Bulma sex!!" He claimed, and bounced on the springy bed next to her. She smiled and bent over him, and was about to strip his pants off again when she decided something. She didn't FEEL like having sex anymore!! "Vegeta, it's getting really late and I think we should just cuddle." She said. Vegeta made the most horrible face imaginable. "O.K, so you make me horny and then turn me down? That doesen't seem at all right!! How about you fondle me again then?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "Sorry. I don't want to." Vegeta stared at her with hurt in his eyes. "You don't want to give your Geeta a rubdown no more? Am I getting BORING?" He rolled over and pouted into his musular arms. "I guess I'll just be lonely because you don't like me anymore." He said. He could always get her to do things by throwing a pity party. Bulma began to seductively rub his back. "Maybe......" She said. Vegeta was getting so horny he thought his pants were going to split. "AAHHH!!" He screamed, and grabbed her. He macked her everywhere imaginable. She smacked him. "You pervert." She said. Vegeta was left with a red handprint. "You said you'd maybe have sex with me!! How can I be pervertive if you said you'd screw me?" He screamed. Bulma smiled. "I didn't say I would. I said I MAYBE would." She said. Vegeta pouted. "If you don't, then I'll make you even more sad in the worst possible way." He said. But she didn't give in. She went and turned on the T.V. "Let's see what's on here." She said. "Could be something important." She was surfing channels when a familer face caught her eye. "TRUNKS?" She said. And it was Trunks. The news guy said, 'This lunatic from the insane asylum threatened to jump off the roof of his mental hospital and fly on a tire. Nobody knows what he means, except maybe that he's crazy. Just blame the parents.' Vegeta and Bulma were left gape mouthed. "WHAT??!!" Vegeta said. "WE DIDN'T RAISE HIM TO BE CRAZY!! ARGHHH!" He began to rip his hair out. "Stop that! I've already had to buy Rogaine twelve times from your habit of doing that!!" Bulma said. Vegeta pulled HER hair out. She slapped him. "You promised you woulden't pull my hair out anymore!!!" Bulma said. She kicked him as hard as she could and that poor Geeta huddled up. "Noo!" He said. Bulma stared at him funny and then turned off the T.V and the bedroom light. "Goodnight, stupid Geeta." She said. Vegeta got sad.
That night Vegeta felt Bulma whack him on the shoulder and it woke him up. "WHAT!! I MAY BE A 'STUPID GEETA' BUT THAT DOESEN'T MEAN YOU CAN TREAT ME LIKE TRASH!!" He said. He wasen't all the way awake yet but that 'stupid Geeta' comment was still eating at his brain. "Vegeta, wake up." Bulma said. When Vegeta woke up completely and saw her face he realized she looked scared. "What do you want?" Vegeta asked. "I'm sleeping." She wiped her eyes. "That haunted house you took me and Bra to scared me." She said. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "It was just a haunted house with fake and robotic monsters!!" He said. Bulma nodded. "I know! But it kind of sticks to a person's mind." Vegeta rolled over to where he wasen't facing her anymore. "Shut up and go to sleep. Stupid Geeta doesen't want to talk to you." He said. Bulma sighed. "O.K!! You're NOT stupid Geeta!!" She said. Vegeta rolled over again. "O.K. Good. But I still don't want to talk to you." He said. He rolled over one more time and this time she coulden't get him to roll back over. So she yanked some of his baby hair. "OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!" Vegeta yelled, gripping the back of his head. "I hate you!! Owch!!" He buried his face in the pillow and tried to get some Geeta sleep. Bulma rolled over and was still scared but she had a plan for tomorrow. She's ask him to run some errands with her and then EMBARRASS him in the worst possible ways!! Such as make him slip and baby talk him and show affection in public, which was the thing he hated most. And also when she baby talked him. He coulden't STAND that. She chuckled and closed her eyes. "Stop laughing and go to sleep." Vegeta said. She mocked his words and stopped giggling at her huge skeem.
"Please come out with me Veggie!! I gave you a favor last night, so now you give me one!!" She screamed. Vegeta just sat on the couch and ignored her words. "I'm tired Bulma!" He said. Bulma grabbed his arm and yanked on it. "Please Please Please Please PLEASE!!" She said. Veggie shook his head. "You always run errands without me so why not now?" He said. Bulma sighed. "Because I want my Geeta to! You never come out with me!!" Vegeta was deep in thought. "Uh....O.K. I'll come with you." He said. "YAY!!" Bulma hollered and she hugged him as tight as she could around the neck, laughing as she did so. She rubbed her cheek against his prickly chin. He needed to shave. "Go and shave, then we'll go." She said. Vegeta sighed and pulled himself up. He trapsed to the bathroom and stripped off his shirt. He put the cream on his face and prepared to shave. Bulma skipped into the bathroom and saw him about to shave. "OHH!! Let me do it for you!! I like to!" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "Nope. Last time you knicked me beyond all reason. No." He stroked the razor across his chin one time. Bulma swiped it from his hand. "That's because I was in a hurry!!" She said. She planned on knicking him somemore so that he'd be embarrased, having to wear bandages on his chin. "O.K. But don't go to slow." Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and stroked the razor under his chin. She tilted it to the side a bit to make it knick. Vegeta didn't notice, but he sure would when she was done. She knicked him under the chin once more, and then 5 times on his neck, and once on his jawline. Then she washed all the shaving cream off with a rag when she was through. "You look SOO good!!" She chimed, stroking him under the chin with a finger. Vegeta was enjoying her affection when he felt a sharp pain. "OUCH!!" He yelled. Bulma stopped. "What?" She asked, having to almost crap to keep from laughing. She knew what she had hit, and she had meant to. "I got a knick!! D@mmit, woman!!" Vegeta ripped her hand away and looked at her finger. There was some of his blood on it. Vegeta squeezed her wrist really hard and then threw it to her side. He wiped the blood off, wincing. "You knicked me all over!!" Vegeta said. He almost ki blasted her and ended her life but he got control of himself. He grabbed some new skin and put it on, but the knicks were so big and ugly it really didn't help. "Oh, Bulma..." He said, shamefully. Bulma acted sad. "Oh, I'm so sorry! Please don't be mad!!" She said, fakely. Vegeta looked at her and smiled. "I'm not. I just wish you'd be more careful." He said. He put his shirt on and then led her out with an arm around her waist. Bulma was laughing into his side. "What's wrong with you? You've been a real laugh bag today so far." Vegeta said. Bulma rubbed her face in his shirt. "Nothing. Nothing at all." She said, all muffled. Vegeta wasen't so sure. He sat down on the couch. "Tell me what is so funny. Is it that I'm a funny sight with these cuts on my face?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "No. Not at all." She said, trying to act serious. Vegeta growled. "Then WHY?" He asked. Bulma shook her head. "Don't know. Maybe it's that...movie I saw, yeah! 'Dude Where's My Car'? I can't get that gay man in the jail cell out of my head." She said. Vegeta eyes her suspiciously and she smiled. "Oh, O.K. Let me go pee and then I'llbe right out." As Vegeta walked away from her, Bulma burst into giggles at the large sticker of a flower she had stuck on the back of his tanktop.
"Are you ready?" Vegeta asked, coming out of the bathroom refreshed. Bulma nodded and grabbed her red purse. "Sure!!" She said. "Want some gum?" Vegeta declined immedeantly. "Let's just go." He said. They went and jumped into the Ferrari and drove to the nearest Home Depot. Bulma had said she needed some paint for the walls in Trunks' room. She was turning it into a guest room and the putrid green was enough to make anyone puke. "What color are you planning? I don't want any pink walls in my house." Vegeta said, half playing and half not. Bulma smiled. "That's exactly what I was thinking!! Pink!! And then I'm going to buy you some pink clothing, and then a card to give to that man you like so well named Rasmas to congratulate him on going on a trip."She said, really loud. Everyone turned around and looked at Vegeta. They obviously thought he was gay, and that Bulma was his mother because she looked so old compared to him. "BULMA!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma laughed. "What?" She asked. Vegeta let out a large sigh. "I'M NOT WEARING PINK CLOTHES, AND WHAT YOU JUST YELLED OUT MADE EVERYBODY THINK THAT I'M GAY!! AND I'M NOT!!" He hollered. He looked at everybody around him. "Nothing to see here. I'm NOT gay, and she is my WIFE, and Rasmas is a FRIEND! FRIEND, Normal FRIEND, not BOYFRIEND. I am perfectly straight." He said. Everybody stared at him a second longer and then got back to whatever they were doing. "Woman, we have some talking to do when we get home." Vegeta growled at Bulma. Bulma smiled. "I didn't mean for it to sound that way. And I didn't mean to talk so loud. I guess it's cause I'm getting old and hard at hearing so maybe I talk loud." She said. Vegeta scowled at her. "Just...GET what you need so we can GO." He said. He pushed her into the paint aisle.
"They didn't have pink anymore so I just got blue." Bulma said. She had planned on getting blue all along, but the pink thing coulden't be passed up. And she noticed everybody was staring at the flower on the back of Vegeta's shirt. "Why is everyone staring at you? Do they think you have a nice butt?" Bulma said. She stifled her laughter. "Maybe. That's probably it." Vegeta said, nervoulsy staring at the people looking at him. "I'll bet they want to get into your pants. ANYWAY, I was looking for some HELLO KITTY thingys to put on the wall because you LOVE HELLO KITTY SO MUCH.." Bulma said. Everyone stared at Vegeta again. "I do not like Hello Kitty! Just where did you get that at?" He asked. He was so mad he thought his head would explode. "I don't know...wait, that's Bra who likes it!! And she liked it about 7 years ago!! Must have slipped my mind." Bulma said. Vegeta stomped ahead of her. "I'm going out to the car before you embarrass me anymore." He said. "That's the plan." Bulma muttered as Vegeta tripped trying to go out the door. He hit his nose on the hard floor. "OWCH!!" He yelled. He pushed one guy into a potted plant and stormed out.
"Where are we headed to now?" Vegeta asked in a mean voice. His arms were crossed tightly across his chest. He was looking the opposite direction from Bulma. "UH........I want to go to Leggs, Hanes, and Bally!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING ME TO A WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR STORE!!!" He screamed. Bulma laughed. "Well, then you can sit in the hot hot car. But it just MIGHT make you get pimples or something. Who knows."She said. "O.K. I'll go in. But I'll hide behind something." He said. "No. You're going to help me pick out some underwear!!" Bulma shouted. Vegeta sighed. "Hokay." He said. They stopped in front of the store and went inside. Bulma walked in, and dragged Vegeta along with her. "Hurry! I can't WAIT!!" She shouted. They walked over to one of the silk underwear racks. A clerk walked over to Bulma, obviously one of her little store aquantinces. They began to chit chat and it was irratating Vegeta. "Bulma, let's go find your underwear! I just want to get out of here!!" Vegeta said. Bulma smiled. "OH, you haven't met Vegeta yet have you? He's my husband!!" She grabbed Vegeta's arm. "And he's the BEST husband in the world, Oh YES HE IS!!" Bulma said, twirling a finger on his chest. Vegeta stared down at her. "UH...Bulma..." He said. She was baby talking him and she rarely ever did that! And the only other times she did was at home having sex, never in front of anyone else!! Vegeta laughed a nervous laugh. "Uh..Bulma...talk to your little friend, Hokay...." He said. His cheeks were a deep crimson because he was so embarrassed. "I'm gonna talk to you up close when we get home." He whispered feircly in her ear. She made a scared face and talked to her friend somemore. Vegeta sank to the floor against the wall and sat down. He groaned and kicked his feet. "LET'S GOOOOO!!" He screamed. Bulma turned around. "Be quiet, Veggie! Let me and Martha talk!!" She said. Vegeta growled. "Don't call me that in PUBLIC!! It's just as bad as calling me STUD!!" He beat his fists on the ground. She continued to talk to the irratating southerner woman, and Vegeta got farther irratated. "Woman!! Whatever your name is! Go away and do your job and let me and my wife shop." He said. The ugly lady turned around and looked at him. For some reason, this ugly old bat was making Vegeta horny. "Uh...BEGONE!!" He said. The lady made a horrible look at him, (making him more horny) and walked off. Vegeta sighed. He was tired of pretty women. "Help me up now, discraceful woman." Vegeta said to Bulma. She came over and grabbed his hand. She yanked him up. "Just what were you thinking!!! You know I don't like that kind of stuff in front of anybody!!" Vegeta said. Bulma looked at him. "Don't like what stuff? I didn't know I did anything wrong." She lied. She almost burst out laughing again. "You were treating me like some kind of DOG." He said. He bonked her on the head. Bulma started to cry really loud, so loud that everyone stared. "NO! Don't do that!!" Vegeta said. She cried even louder and jumped up and down. She squealed really high and stomped on his foot. "You mean man!!" She yelled. She cried harder. "What a mean man! He should be ashamed!!" Vegeta heard an old lady say from somewhere. Everyone was staring. Bulma squealed so high pitched only dogs could hear it. She looked horribly sad when she cried, even if she was faking it. "UH- Woman, stop it this instant!!" Vegeta said, stomping a foot. Bulma cried somemore. "NOW!!" Vegeta yelled. She cried louder. Vegeta grabbed her arm and drug her into the men's restroom, where a man on a urinal screamed and ran out. "Stop it now, Bulma!!" Vegeta said. She pounded a fist on his chest. "You hit me in the head!!" She screamed. She took out her makeup from her purse and put lipstick on his cheeks. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Vegeta screamed. "Why'd you do that?" Bulma made more tears flow. "Because you hit me!!" She fake cried. Vegeta could tell there was something about her crying that didn't sound right. He noticed there was very few tears. "Uh......are you by any chance faking it?" Vegeta asked. She shook her head and tried to force more tears out. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO..." She bawled. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. "I think you are. I think you're trying to embarrass me! But it's not going to work!!" He said, even though it already had. Bulma stopped crying. "I'm not. Why would you think that?" She asked. Vegeta shrugged and turned to walk out. But as he did he slipped and fell on some water. "Oh NO!! Geeta Baby!!" Bulma said, bringing chuckles to some of the men in the restroom. She ran over to him. "Owwww..." Vegeta said. "That just knocked the wind out of me!!" "Ssh!! Don't speak!!" Bulma said. She stood up and looked around. Vegeta rolled his eyes and went to get up. "No!!! Don't get up!! I need to CARRY you out!!" Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "Entirely unnessisary. I just SLIPPED, yet you act like it's some kind of a big-Whoa!!" Bulma had picked him up like he had carried her over the threshold. Vegeta blushed. "Put me down now or you'll be sorry!!" He said. Bulma carried him out of the bathroom and several woman were staring and saying, "Aww.." Vegeta growled. "WOMAN!!!" He yelled, thrashing. This action caused her to drop him on the floor, and he busted his butt. "Ow." He said. He stood up and dusted himself off. "I don't know what is the matter with you today Bulma, but whatever it is had better stop RIGHT NOW or your nose will be broke by the time we get home." He said. Bulma looked at him. "That's just your hunger talking! You're hungrey!!" Bulma said. She was almost laughing from doing this. But she needed to get payback at him for their little episode in bed the night before. And also because he woulden't....return the favor. "I am not hungrey!!!!" He screamed, right in her face. "You seem to think you can make desicions for me today!!" He stomped a foot and was naturally actracted to a rack of thongs. "OOh. Try this on!!" He said. Bulma looked at it and swiped it away. "No. Why should I please you if you won't please me back?" She asked. Vegeta growled.