Chapter the tenth
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"I didn't ASK you to please me that time!!"Vegeta said. He threw the thong on the ground. The coat hanger made it clatter. "Oh, look over there!!" Bulma said, pointing. A very mad Vegeta looked in the direction her finger was pointing. They were silk robes. "OH, joy. A stupid robe." Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed his arm and jerked him over to the rack. "See! They'd look so cute on you!!" She put one on him. "Hey!!" Vegeta said. He looked down and felt of it with his fingers. He noticed it felt very soft and silky. "It is soft." He said. Bulma nodded. "You look so incredibly CUTE!" She yelled. She hugged him as tight as she could. "Bulma, uh...could you stop it? You KNOW I don't like this stuff in public and-" He said. She was snuggling her face in his chest. Everyone around was staring at the 'bubbly woman' as some people were calling her. "You look so CUTE!! So adorable!! You look even better than you do in that little white gown!! Coochie Coochie Coo!!" Bulma said, stroking his chest with one finger. Vegeta tried to push her off. "Stop it!! Quit baby talking me and GET OFF me." He said. He pried her off him and shoved her into a rack. He pulled the little silk gown off himself. "I don't think I'll try anything else on now." He said. Vegeta was so mad he coulden't see straight. The woman KNEW that he hated it when she showed affection or baby talked him in public. He had told her that when they had first hooked up and even before they were MARRIED!! But there was something he hated for her to do in public more but he didn't want to think about that right now. She had never tried to do it anyways. "O.K, Bulma? I may have been a little bit.....WORRIED about you in this marraige, but NEVER have I been this worried about you. You act like you're going crazy." Vegeta said. Bulma was looking at the underwear. "Just help me pick out a thong. You like them, right?" She said. Vegeta slowley nodded and appraoched her cautiously. Any sudden moves and he would run for the nearest place he could get where she coulden't get to him. "I like the leapord spots." He said. "They make you look wild." Bulma knew what he meant by this. He was always parcial to animal spots. "O.K!! Leapord spots it is!! Now how about YOU? I know just what to choose!!" She said. She ran over and grabbed some of those skimpy men's underwear that strippers use. "NO! Put that back! I've never worn one of those in my life." Vegeta said. Bulma shook her head. "It'll make you look even more sexy when you give me lap dances." She said. Vegeta blinked. "UH.... aren't I already sexy?" He said. Bulma nodded. "Yes you are." Suddenly she was pushing him into the MEN'S bathroom. "What are you doing? You can't be in here!" Vegeta said. He tried to stop her, but she shoved him into a stall and locked it. "What are you doing?" Vegeta asked her. He was answered when she grabbed him in his crotch again. "Hey!" Vegeta said. "What the hell are you doing? You can't do that in public!" He was glad there was no one in the bathroom. "Well, I can, so watch me. If you want me to, that is." Vegeta looked down at her hand. He gulped. "Sure." He said. Bulma started to massage and rub Vegeta 'down there' in a pattern he hardly recognized because it felt so great. Vegeta coulden't help making noises--rather loud grunts and groans-- as she rubbed him and massaged him and petted him and did things to him 'down there' he'd never even dreamed of. They didn't hear a man walk in the bathroom as Vegeta was hugging Bulma and letting her give him pleasure. The man heard the noises Vegeta was making out of his sheer pleasure. "I love that..." he was saying. "That feels great.....do that again..." The man was very suprised. "What's going on in there?" He asked. But Vegeta and Bulma didn't hear him because Bulma was concentrating on what she was doing and Vegeta was overwhelmed at the moment. So the man went out of the bathroom to go and get the manager and tell him what he was hearing. Vegeta and Bulma continued, and Vegeta was loving it the entire time. Half the reason he loved it so much was it was so unexpected. They didn't hear when the manager came in and heard the sounds. He was alarmed, and kicked open the stall, exposing Bulma, with her hand on Vegeta's 'hot spot' , and he was hugging her and makiing noises. Bulma's hand halted as she saw the man. "Don't stop!" Vegeta said. "Keep going!" Bulma poked Vegeta with her other hand and pointed. He looked at the manager. "GET OUT!" Roared the manager. Vegeta stared at him for a second, then realized Bulma's hand was still on him. "Can we finish first?" He asked. Bulma was outraged.
"I told you we shoulden't have done that. Now we got kicked out of the store!!!" Vegeta roared. "You can no longer fondle me except at HOME in bed!!" He jumped into the driver's side of Thundercloud the Ferrari. "Get in." He said to Bulma, through clenched teeth. She got in on the other side and noticed Vegeta was trying his best not to crack the steering wheel because he had such a hard grip on it. "You sounded to me like you liked it." Bulma said, seductively. Vegeta growled. "I...I...KNOW I liked it..but still!!" He said. He was blushing so hard that it looked like someone had painted his face bright red. "OH, come on! Let's just go." Bulma said. Vegeta sighed and revved up the engiene. "Where to?" He asked. He wiped sweat off his forehead. "Let's go home." Bulma said, "I think we're both tired enough." Vegeta nodded. "Good choice." He remarked in an @$$-like tone. Bulma felt like slapping him. "Sometimes I think you have that desiese that makes you forget things......what's it called?" Vegeta said. "Altzheimers." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. "Yeah, that's it." He said. "Sometimes I think you FORGET how to act in public." Bulma looked at him. "O.K, Vegeta. Remember that I wasen't the one who was groaning in the bathroom." She said. Vegeta froze. Then he said, "Well, I wasen't causing myself to groan. It's natural. I coulden't help it!! And we're not supposed to fondle eachother in public." Bulma was silent for a while. Vegeta was the same. They pulled up in Capsule Corporation's driveway and they were both being very quiet as Bra walked up to them. "Why are you guys so quiet? And Papa, did you wet your pants?" Vegeta looked down at his pants and his worse nightmare came true. He had a wet spot, where he had squirted in his pants when Bulma was giving him pleasure. Vegeta's face grew as red as blood, and Bulma saw this happen. She stifled her huge gales of laughter because she saw how far Vegeta was from laughing. "Oh-" Vegeta said. He then glared at Bulma with his blood red face and stomped up the stairs. Bra was giggling. "Was that-?" She asked. Bulma nodded and they both burst into helpless laughter. Bulma wondered if Vegeta could hear them both from up the stairs. "I'd better go and get him. But I've got quite a story to tell you when I'm done. I embarrassed the hell out of that man." Bulma said. Bra laughed. "Really? I can tell." She said. Bulma walked up the stairs after Veggie. "Vegeta, come out of the room right now." She said as she went up and found that their door was locked. She didn't hear an answer from behind the door. "Veggie? Open up." She said. She heard a 'NOOOO' and him roll on the bed. "Open up right now or I won't make you dinner." Bulma said. After about 2 minutes she heard a *click* as the door unlocked. She walked in and found Vegeta laying on the bed watching T.V. He was in nothing but his underwear and she noticed his 'soiled pants' were soaking in the bathroom that was connected to their master bedroom. At least he knew how to take care of it. "sorry that i embarrassed you, Geeta."Bulma said. "Don't call me Geeta. That's a pet name and I don't want you to call me pet names." he said. it made Bulma sad. she sat on the bed behind him. "i can make you forget all about that.'' she said. she sat down behind vegeta and he rolled over and looked at her. ''really? and just how do you expect to do that?'' vegeta asked. his face was still blood red from his blushing and he had sweat beads running down it. the front of his hair was sop and wet. Bulma stroked a hand through his hair and he whipped his head away. "Don't touch me." He said. This made Bulma really sad. He usually enjoyed it when she played with his hair!!! "Alright, what's your deal?" Bulma asked. Vegeta turned his head the other direction. "I don't want to talk about it right now." He said. "i said I was sorry for embarrassing you like that!!!" Bulma said. Veggie stared at her for a second. "That doesen't change anything.'' vegeta said. bulma decided that she needed to teach him why he should always forgive people. She began to chuck him under the chin and he didn't try and stop her. He liked it. He leaned his head back as she did so. " I hate it when you're always right." He said. Bulma nodded. "So do I."She said. "But I'm a woman, so It'll always be so." Vegeta leaned his head back a little more and realized this as one of the things she sometimes did when they were about to have sex.Maybe she'd give him some now? Even though he was horribly mad at her it might make him stop being. "That tickles." Vegeta said. Bulma smiled. "so, do you want to have sex?" he asked. Vegeta felt his heart race 5 times the normal speed. "Yes!!" He chimed. She raised up on the bed and went to get her longerie. "Just remember not to squirt in your pants this time." She said. Vegeta's speedy heart slowed down. "WHAT?" He said. She then realized she had made her mad. Vegeta jerked his head away from her touch. "I said don't touch me." He said, as if nothing ever happened. "veggie? stop being such a baby." Bulma said. Vegeta began to throw a fit. "YOU ARE BEING SO MEAN TO ME!!! HOW COME YOU HAFTA EMBARRASS ME ALL THE TIME?!" He hollered. He ran out of THAT room, screaming. Bulma sighed.
Bra was sitting there at the kitchen table calmly eating a cereal bar when Vegeta raced to the table and cried into his hands. "Papa?" bra asked. vegeta lifted his head. "Yes??" He said. A tear ran down his face. "Why are you crying like a baby?" bra asked. vegeta cried harder. "Because your mother is such a b*tch to me!!" He said. Bra gave him a cereal bar and he took a fast bite. "I had this same problem with my boyfriend." Bra said. "He treated me like trash. He didn't care what I thought!! I got back at him though. I got back at him in the worst way possible!!!!" bra said. vegeta's eyes widened. "how?" He asked. "I poked holes in his condoms. Then when he had sex with all his other girlfriends, he got them pregnant. then I broke up with him."bra said. 'and then I met Charlie." she looked up with moon eyes. "Who exactly is CHARLIE?" Vegeta asked. Bra was quiet. "Uh....He's my boyfriend. you know, the one whom was whistling at me when we were driving? The one you almost killed and now he's in the hospital? THAT Charlie." Vegeta slowley nodded. "Good. I got the one that mattered." He said. Bra looked at him with hatred in her eyes. "I think I hate you now." Bra said, and she ran up the stairs and left Geeta Baby all alone. He was sad. He grabbed another cereal bar and took a bite. He got a chance to eat a good meal before the person he had been waiting for came down. "What were you doing? I expected you to follow me right away." Vegeta said.
"Taking a walk." Bulma said. Vegeta made a discusted face. "NO, not that way. I was seriously taking a walk. Seriously." Bulma said. vegeta nodded. "Good. I didn't want you doing inappropriate things when you have your husband here to make you happy. But not today." He took a bite of an apple. Bulma walked up behind him. "What's the matter with you? I told you I was sorry for embarrassing you like that." Bulma said.Vegeta shook his head. "Yes, you did, but then you went and decided you'd poke fun at it." He said. He threw the apple core in the trash. "How come you're gorging yourself?" Bulma asked. Vegeta pushed the plate away. "I just stopped gorging myself this very moment." he said. He walked over to the couch. "This couch has been through a lot, you know." Bulma said, and Vegeta knew what she was impliying. "Look, Leave me alone. I'm steaming right now, and when I stop being mad, we can screw like 2 rabbits in heat. But just not now." He said. He pushed the button on the remote and made it go up one channel. There was nothing on that channel. He turned it to Animal Planet because there was always something on there. "But I want some Geeta sex." Bulma said. Vegeta dug in his pocket and pulled out a picture of himself. He gave it to her. "Have fun." He said. Bulma looked offended. "I am not doing that when I have a perfectly functional husband sitting right in front of my face." She said. Vegeta flipped the channel to the comedy station. "Ohhh!! Ohh!! Sit down and watch this guy!! He's funny!" Vegeta said. Bulma realized it was Red Skelton. "He's DEAD, Vegeta, and you usually don't like idiots like him. Why do you watch him?" She asked. Vegeta shrugged. "I don't know. He's just so funny!! His face is funny, and the way he puts his head in the piano...lots of things!!" He said. He laughed as Red Skelton said something funny. One of the only funny things he ever says. Like I mentioned before, it's only his face and actions that are funny. Bulma sat down and watched him sing 'Go Tell Aunt Rhodi.' Vegeta was laughing at the song because it mentioned the sad death of a goose. It talked about it's chicks crying and he howled with laughter. "That's so funny!!" He said. "You're morbid." Bulma mumbles as Geeta wiped his eyes.
That night at dinner it was silent except for Bra's chatter on the cell phone. Vegeta finished his and got up. "I'm going to the room." He said, and he flew up the stairs. Bulma stared after him and continued eating. Then she got up and threw her stuff away. She watched about 3 episodes of Roxanne. Then she went up into the bedroom to go to sleep. But when she walked in there, Vegeta was in his underwear on the bed. he had the lights off and candles all around the bed, not to mention several burns on his arms and legs from the candles. "I take it you don't know how to light candles?" Bulma asked. Vegeta looked sad. "I also take it you want to have SEX?" Bulma asked, exitedly. Vegeta nodded. "Yep." And he jumped up and grabbed her shirt. He ripped them off, leaving her only in a bra and panties. "Wow. But I think you're going a little bit too fast. Aren't you supposed to enter this stuff slowley?" Bulma asked. Vegeta thought for a second. "Oh yeah." He said. So he grabbed her and started to make out with her. He was about to start removing her underclothes when she pulled up. "Hang on." She said. She ran out of the room for a second and Vegeta was left staring. She came back with the dice.
"Ohh!! I forgot all about them!!" Vegeta said. Bulma gave them to him. "Roll them for me first. I already 'rolled' them for you in the underwear store." She said. Vegeta blushed a little bit and threw the dice. They said 'Massage' and 'above waist'. vegeta thought of something to massage, and the only thing that would make her feel nice is too nasty to say, so let's just say he DID MASSAGE HER THERE and skip on with the rest of the story. She picked up the dice after having one delightful 15 minutes with Vegeta. They were both already covered with perspiration, even if they haden't had sex yet. She threw the dice for Vegeta and they said 'kiss' and 'neck'. "aw, man!! How boring!!" Vegeta whined. But when she leaned over and kissed his neck, it wasen't ANY kiss. She made OUT with it and licked it all over and gave him hickies. Geeta pushed her off. "My turn to roll for you...and there's a little thing I really want it to land on." He said. You can probably guess where dat Geeta wanted it to land for her even though it must taste just DISCUSTING. But it didn't land on what he wanted it to. It landed on 'touch' and 'below waist'. Vegeta knew exactly what to 'touch' and he did.
"Wow." Bulma said. Her face was flushed and she was sweating all over, and Vegeta was too. But not near as bad as Bulma was. "My turn to roll for you." Bulma said. She grabbed the dice off the nightstand and rolled them for him. his said 'touch' and 'above waist'. Vegeta groaned again. "Aw, man! I always get the boring ones." He said. "But that doesen't mean you can't make 'touch' mean something elaborate?" Bulma thought of what to 'Touch' on Vegeta above his waist. She tapped him on the nose with a finger. "Hey! That's not...what I wanted you to do." Vegeta said. Bulma shrugged. "It doesen't say to do what YOU want me to do!!" She said. Vegeta looked really really sad. He was about to cry. "Stop being such a baby when we're playing this game!!" She said. Vegeta snorted his tears back up. "Whatever." He said. He rolled the dice for Bulma. It said 'massage' and 'below waist'. "Just what is there on a woman to massage below the waist?" Veggie asked. Bulma shrugged. "Legs?" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "But see, that's BORING." He said. They were both silent for a moment. "What the hell." Vegeta said, and he began to massage her legs. He tended to go a bit hard, though, and he was pinching the snot out of her. "Owch! Vegeta, you b@st@rd!!" Bulma hollered. She kicked at Geeta and he fell off the bed with a *thump*. "I didn't mean to! Ow!!" Vegeta said. He rubbed his nose where Bulma's foot had hit. "Sorry." said Bulma. Vegeta hovered back onto the bed and threw the dice at her. "Roll them for me." He said. They read 'lick' and 'below waist'. Bulma raised her eyebrows at Vegeta. "Should I? Or should I not?" She teased. Vegeta kicked his legs. "Do it!! DO IT!!" He screamed. Bulma thought. "Hmmmm...." She said. "OHH DO IT!!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma smiled. "O.K." she said. She put her head between his legs. Now, let's just say the next few minutes were very pleasurable to Vegeat, and we need to skip onto the next paragraph.
After the exiting game of dice they were laying in eachother's arms and watching T.V. Vegeta was stroking her side and Bulma was rubbing his tummy, like he liked her to do. (Remember, kitten?) "That man's ugly." Vegeta said about 'Steve Eager' of the news. "He looks like a duck." Bulma nodded. "You're right." She said. Vegeta picked up the remote and changed it to Animal Planet. It was that dumb 'Pet Star' show. To Bulma's surprise he kept it on. "Geeta?" She said. Vegeta didn't answer. When she felt his even breathing she realized that he was asleep. "He's asleep..." She said to herself. She then remembered that they had not yet had sex that night... And Vegeta had always been able to sleep through almost anything.. She flipped him over to where he was laying on his back. He groaned a little but did not wake up. She looked down and noticed she was wearing one of those skirt slip thingys, like she had been wearing the whole night because they had never gotten to that one part...that one SPECIAL part. She got on him in a humping position and was about to start when Vegeta's eyes fluttered open. He then realized what she was doing. "GET OFF ME!!" He screamed. He made an aura and she thumped to the floor. "That's sick!! You're not supposed to have sex with your husband while he sleeps!! Have you been doing that to me EVERY night?" He screeched. Bulma was ashamed. She had really hoped he'd stay asleep so she could play it out. "Uh...No...and I wasen't going to do that, I was gonna....watch you sleep!!" She said. Vegeta giggled. "Oh? While you were on me sexually? I don't think I beleive that." He said. Bulma was sad. Vegeta got dressed and stomped out the door and down the stairs. She knew he wasen't mad; just a little discusted.
She had looked everywhere for Vegeta but had finally came to the conclusion that he wasen't in the house. He probably went somewhere...like the bar? Or WAS he mad at her for trying to do what she had tried to do in his sleep? She was getting worried and sad at the same time. She then realized that he was probably at Goku's house, considering Rasmas was not at home and Goku was the second best. So she picked up the phone and dialed Goku's house. It picked up after about 3 rings. "Hello?" Asked Chi-Chi's voice. "Lemme guess;it's Bulma looking for Vegeta." Bulma's heart began to beat faster. "Yes, it is! Is he over there?!" She exclaimed. She was so relieved that she felt like dancing. She had been afraid he had been kidnapped or something. "Yes he is and he isn't too happy with you. He's been telling me and Goku that you tried to get it on with him while he was asleep and that makes him feel like some kind of a sex doll. I've accepted to let him stay the night here to think things over about you, and I knew you would call." Chi-Chi said. Bulma's heart slowed. How come he was so incredibly mad from one little thing? "Well, can you ask him if he wants me to come and get him?" Bulma asked. Chi-Chi put her on hold and went to ask Vegeta. Bulma heard someone roar NO into the phone. "He says no." said Chi-Chi. Bulma sighed. "Hokay, tell him to have a nice night at your house and that I hope he comes back soon tomorrow. What time did he say he'd come?" She asked. Chi-Chi told her about nighttime. They bid goodbye, and Bulma put on her nightgown and climbed into bed. But it was a lot harder to sleep than she thought it would be. Every time she'd roll over and Vegeta woulden't be next to her she'd get startled and hafta open her eyes. And she was used to Vegeta nestling up in her silky gown; none of that either. And Vegeta usually lightly snored. It was just too silent! So she decided she'd hafta bring Vegeta back tonight the HARD way.
"Good night, Kakarott." said Veggie, going into his little guest room. He closed the door and was discusted at the smallness of the room, and no pictures on the walls, and no T.V in the bedroom. He then remembered that they were poor. He got into the rock hard bed and covered up with the bristly sheets. They poked him all over and made him itch. He HATED this place. But he coulden't wait to get back to Bulma the next day, but another part of him loved the fact he was staying here. It was sick; what she'd done while he was sleeping. He shuddered and closed his Geeta eyes. When he was deeply relaxed and ready to go to sleep he heard something at his window and sensed a really low ki...a human level ki. When his eyes popped open he felt someone beginning to tie his hands and arms together behind his back. He recognized the touch as Bulma. "Bulma? How come you're tiying me up?" Vegeta asked. He then realized. She was going to try and take him back home! "So you won't fight me or use any of your freakish alien powers on me while I drive you home." She said. Vegeta growled. He was forgetting to fight her! He kicked his feet as she moved over to his legs. He started to scream but she came over and cupped a hand over his mouth. He kicked his legs and tried to bite her hand. "Vegeta, stop it. You're making a big deal out of something that isn't a big deal. I'm not a kidnapper or something; I'm just your wife who wants you to come home and sleep with me." She said. "I don't want to. I need to think about your little fling." Vegeta said, muffled under her hand. He then leaned up and bit her hand as hard as she could. Bulma screamed and grabbed his legs. She bent them up behind his back. "OWWWWWW!!!" Vegeta yelled. It pained Bulma to do it but she had to to make him listen. "O.K, Geeta. I'll stop if you don't scream or kick your legs." She said. Vegeta gritted his teeth as she bent them back farther. "O.K." He groaned. Bulma tied his legs and feet together and then released them. "You know, this tiying me up could result in something very beautiful." Vegeta said, raising his eyebrows. Bulma laughed and patted him on the cheek. "I promise. As soon as we get home." She said. "YAYY!!" Vegeta hollered. He then realized he had been to loud. "Oooops." He said. He really wanted to go home with her. It didn't seem bad; what she was doing anymore. He knew she really wanted him to come home and she thought this was the only way, but he knew he would come with her if he wasen't tied up, too. Bulma did too, he realized. Perhaps she WANTED to play bondage? "Put me in car." Vegeta said. Bulma tried to lift him. "God, your heavy. I don't know how I ever did it before." She said. Vegeta shrugged. "I dunno." He said. "But because I can't move you hafta carry me out to the car." Bulma grabbed his waist and yanked him up. It seemed to work but it was quite uncomfortable to Vegeta so she carried him baby-style, even though she was practically tripping over her own feet. "That's it. You're walking on your own." Bulma said. She untied him and Vegeta rubbed his sore wrists and ankles. "You sure can tie a rope tight." He said. Bulma nodded. "Come on. I don't want to wake up Goku or Chi-Chi." She said. Vegeta hovered over the ground so he woulden't make any noise as they made their escape. As they passed Goku and Chi-Chi's room they heard bedsprings and groans. "Uh...I don't even want to KNOW what they're doing in there." said Vegeta. They passed their room very quickly and went out of the house. Vegeta drove them both home.
"Too bad you're not tied up anymore. We could play bondage." Bulma said. Vegeta shot a ki donut. "And we still can." He said. Bulma shook her head. "Not with ki blasts. Too dangerous." She said. Vegeta pouted. "I think I've got somemore rope somewhere." She said. She walked out of the room. Soon she came back with some rope, and tied Veggie to the bed. She left to get something and Vegeta was left there. Bra walked in. "Papa!! Who tied you to the bed?" Bra asked. She ran over and began trying to untie him. But she coulden't help wondering why he was in his undies. "No! Leave me here!" He said. Bra stopped trying to untie him. "Why?" She asked. Vegeta didn't want to say why. "Uh...go ahead." He said. Bra untied all of the ropes. "Now tell me who tied you to the bed." Bra said. Vegeta thought. "Umm......somebody did it to me in my sleep! Yeah, that's it!" He said. Bra threw that Geeta his long and loose cute gown. "Put this on. I'll bet it's cold in here with no shirt on." Bra said. Vegeta slipped the shirt on. It smelled like Tide bleach. "Where's mother? Woulden't she be sleeping in here with you?" Bra asked. Vegeta shrugged. "I don't know. She told me she was going to get something out of the living room." He said. He hoped she didn't come back in a longerie or something, because then Bra would know exactly what they had been going to do. But his prayers were answered when Bulma just came back with some popcorn. "Bra! Hello.." She said. She glanced at Vegeta who was untied and snarled. Then she turned back to Bra. "Dontcha think you outta get out of our room? We want to sleep." She said. "Yeah, sure." Bra said. She walked out of the room and clunked into the bathroom, where they heard her gagging herself to throw her food up. "Ill talk to her tomorrow." Vegeta said. Bulma noticed that Geeta was in his cute gown. "OOOH! You're in your cute gown!!" She said. She jumped on Geeta and hugged him tight. Vegeta hugged her back, and turned on the T.V with the remote. "So cute!!" Bulma kept saying. It was really irratating Vegeta. "Shut up." He said. He watched the T.V, in which 'Pet Star' . "Coochie Coochie Coo!" Bulma said, stroking a finger up and down on his chest. Vegeta snarled and snatched her hand up. "Stop it!" He said. He pushed her on the other side of the bed and continued staring at the T.V. He changed the channel. "That's all you want to do anymore! Is watch T.V." Bulma said. Vegeta kept on watching. "It's too late to have sex." Vegeta said. He turned off the T.V. "Let's just sleep." He said. He rolled over and turned off the light with his finger- movy thing. Then he closed his eyes and tried to go to sleep, listening to Bulma mutter horrible things to him. Her evil voice was scaring him.
"Get up, Geeta!!" Bulma said the next morning. She jerked him by the arm and Vegeta sat up. "What?" He said. He noticed Bulma was all dressed up to go somewhere. "Remember? You said you'd go shopping with me and Bra today at the mall!!" She said. Vegeta groaned and stood up. He went to the closet and grabbed his oh-so-familier wardrobe. He began to put it on, and it looked so sexy. As finishing touch he added on his little short jacket. "Okay. Except for breakfast I'm ready to go." said Vegeta. He followed Bulma down the stairs and sat at the kitchen table to eat some French Toast Bulma had made for him. It tasted really good. "It's nice, Bulma." He said. Bulma nodded her thanks. After about an hour they were finished eating, so they jumped into the car and drove off.
They stopped at the biggest mall in West City. Vegeta sluggishly followed Bra and Bulma into the mall. "Oh, look mom! We just hafta go in that clothes shop." Bra said, pointing to the whore clothes shop. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "NOOO." He said. "I want to do something else." He stomped a foot. Bulma looked at Bra and then Vegeta. "Uh...you can go and do something else if you want." She said to Vegeta. Vegeta nodded. "I'd love to." He said. "O.K. Be back with us by....1:00 PM, and don't leave the mall. Love you!" Bulma said. Vegeta said 'Me too' under his breath and walked away from them. He looked around the mall and wondered where he could go to. As he was walking around looking for a shop he felt a sharp pain in the calf of his leg. "Son of a b*tch!! That hurt!!" He growled. He looked at his leg and saw a ripped hole in his pants and blood dribbling down his leg. He saw a dart lodged in his leg. He pulled it out, and noticed it looked oddley familier.... "Hm. Where have I seen this before?" He asked himself. He twirled it around and around in his hand, and then felt another one go in his thigh. "OOWW!!" he hollered. As soon as he pulled that one out he was hit by another. That was the end of the barrage of darts. "What kind of a maniac hits people with darts?" Vegeta asked himself. He looked around but didn't see anybody that looked like they had done it. He noticed the ends were very sharp; not gaming darts. They looked like TRANQUILIZER darts. But where would a local get a hold of those? And why did they shoot them at HIM? Vegeta decided to go and show Bulma the darts and see if they looked familer to her when a wave of dizzyness-he recognized it as being tired- rolled over him. He almost clapsed. "I've got to get to Bulma!!" He said. He began to stagger tworeds the whore shop. "Man, are you O.K?" One guy asked Vegeta. Vegeta didn't answer. He was looking very white it the face and so tired he was going to clapse any second. Bulma finally showed up in his sight. "Bulma..." He said to himself. His eyelids were drooping. He yawned and staggered tworeds Bulma. He finally staggered into the whore shop and saw Bulma. Bulma saw him, too. "Veggie? Are you O.K?".She asked. Vegeta clapsed on her. "I think I'll just go to sleep Nooooooooowwww...." He said. Then he began to snore. Bulma stared at him. "I think he's tired." She said. She then noticed that three darts had tumbled from his hands and fell to the floor. She lovingly layed Vegeta on a bench and observed them. Bra came up to see if Vegeta was O.K. "These are TRANQUILIZER darts." Bulma said. "But why would someone want to shoot my Veggie with darts?" She noticed the blood on Vegeta and came over. She observed one of the punctures. "Hmm.." She said. She ripped the hole in his pants bigger to get a better look. The wound looked deep and painful. "Poor Vegeta!" She said. She realized he woulden't wake up for at least 5 hours and it'd be hard to wake him before then. "I wonder if it was Trunks? He IS crazy." Bra said. Bulma shrugged. "But where would he get tranquilizer darts? And why would he shoot them at Vegeta of all people?" She said. She looked at Vegeta with the drool coming out of his mouth and the blood dribbling out of his wounds. One was on the top of his shoulder, by his neck. It looked like it probably HURT. "Bra, we need to take him home and then put him in bed. Then we need to hide somewhere, because whoever did it probably realizes that without Vegeta to protect us then we're sitting ducks. That's why whoever put Vegeta to sleep....and I think I know who it was." Bulma said. Bra nodded slowley, kind of understanding but not really. "You think it's TRUNKS, right?" Bra asked. She remembered the lunatic look in his eye when he had been about to cut her throat open. "Yes." said Bulma. She scooped her hands up under Veggie and tried to lift him. She realized she'd hafta use all her strength to pick hiim up and move him, so she groaned and managed to lift him. "Wow! Wonder woman!!" Bra said. Bulma smiled, and walked tworeds the mall doors. But she was tripping over her own feet from the weight of Vegeta. She FELL out the door. "Son of a B*tch!" She said. She layed Vegeta on the sunwarmed pavement and then stood up. She lifted him as fast as she could to avoid him being burnt, and started to walk as fast as she could tworeds the car. Bra followed. Bulma managed to get to the car and spill Vegeta in the back, and then slam the door. Bra sat by Vegeta in the car to make sure he didn't roll off the seat or something, and Bulma drove them home as fast as she could.
When they reached their house, Bulma dragged the deeply asleep Veggie up the stairs and into the room. Then she lifted him up on their bed, (after doctoring his wounds, of course) and covered him up. She kissed him on the forehead and left the room, then went and joined Bra in the cellar. She brought down some water. "How long do we wait?" Bra asked. Bulma took a drink of the water and said, "When Vegeta wakes up then he'll most probably yell out for us. We should be able to hear him, or maybe I can go out and check every once in a while." Bra nodded. She didn't think this was the best idea. If Trunks was up there waiting for JUST THAT, then maybe if they went UP there than he'd stab her in the back. She shuddered.
Trunks realized that Bra and Bulma had hidden down in the cellar. Just what he had been waiting for!! His plan was that they'd think that he wanted to kill them first and they'd go and hide somewhere, and then he'd kill Vegeta, then them. His mind kept filling with crazy thoughts, like a cow playing a banjo and a hippo in a tu tu. That's just what happens with crazy people. He walked into the house and began to charge tworeds Vegeta's room. But he slipped on water and bashed his back on the floor. "Owww." He said. He pulled himself up and noticed the place was a mess. Why would BULMA leave the house in a mess? When he tried to run again he slipped on a cup and it broke, slashing his leg up. He was sure that Bulma and Bra down in the cellar heard that, so he darted in a closet. He watched Bulma come out of the cellar and into the house through a crack in the closet door. He saw her look around and see the broken glass. Then he saw her put some beads on the floor for someone to trip on. Then she poured water on the floor. Then she ran back into the cellar. Trunks came out of the closet and charged tworeds Vegeta's room again. He was about to slip on beads put he flew up to ground his fall. Then he went into Vegeta's room and saw him sleeping. "I'm gonna gut you just like the fish you are, pops." He said, insanely. He was gonna gut Vegeta like a fish, slice his name into Bulma and chop Bra up to bits. He imagined this and giggled. He approached Vegeta's bedside with the knife raised above his head. He lifted Vegeta's shirt and stabbed the knife into his belly. Luckily, he didn't stab it deep enough to hurt him bad, even though he thought he did. Vegeta's eyes popped open as Trunks drug the knife upwards like you might do to a fish. Vegeta opened his mouth to scream but all that came out was a whimper. When he noticed the knife wasen't buried in deep enough even though Trunks thought it was he played like he was dead. He made his eyes be open in a frozen stare and stopped breathing. Trunks pulled the knife out to Vegeta's relief. Feeling a steel blade in your stomach wasen't the best thing in life. Trunks then laughed. "Goodbye, Pops. And good riddance. Now to go and get mom and sis." And he ran out the door. Vegeta sat up after realizing what he had said. He was still dearly tired because the tranquilizers were still working on his body but he got up anyway. He noticed his front was spilling blood but it didn't bother him. He'd had worse happen. He walked quietly outside, and saw Trunks about to go into the cellar. He then shot a ki blast and hit Trunks in the back with it. Bulma heard this and popped out of the cellar. "Veggie! You're awake!!" She said. Then she saw the long cut going up his stomach. "Yeah. I am. But it took a lot TO DO IT, didn't it Trunks?" Vegeta said. He shot Trunks with a powerball. "You're DEAD!!" Trunks said. Vegeta shook his head. "No, you maniac. You hafta stab a saiyan just right to kill him." He said. He slung an arm and Trunks went careening into the side of the house. It was just Bulma's instinct to want to help him but she stayed back. "Don't kill him, Vegeta. Be gentle." She said. But she knew she really didn't mean it, but she also knew Vegeta would never kill Trunks. Vegeta grabbed Trunks by the shirt and flew off with him, blood spraying out behind him.
"YAWNN!!" Vegeta said. He layed on the bed and Bulma approached him with the medical basket. "Wait to go to sleep until I'm done as hard as it may be." Bulma said. Vegeta cocked his head. "WAAA*YAWN*?" He said. Bulma rolled her eyes. She poured Iodine all over Veggie's cut. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! THAT HURTS WORSE THAN THE WOUND ITSELF!!" He hollered. Bulma snickered. "I guess you're not tired anymore hm?" She said. Vegeta gritted his teeth as she ran a cotton ball soaked in the stuff up and down the cut. "He tried to gut me like a fish!!" Vegeta said. "I'm lucky he didn't get me up my neck; then I'd be a goner." He noticed Trunks had only gone up his tummy; if he would have done his chest he might be dead too. He noticed that he was STILL tired, through all that. "*YAWNNNNNN.* I think I'll take a LOOONG nap when you're through." He said. She taped it up and he rolled over. He was snoring within three seconds. "O.K. I'd like to know what he did with Trunks." Bulma said. She had called the West City jail and he wasen't there. She guessed the insane asylum but he had busted out of there so much it was just common sense not to take him there. "It's best to stay with someone who can protect you now, Bra. Our insane son could try to gut us too if he sees us alone." She said. Bra called Goku and told him to come over and be her bodyguard for resonable pay, and if he gave her sex than more reasonable pay. Goku came over in a flash. Bulma had no one to call now that was strong enough except Rasmas, and she didn't know if he was home. But she knew he could instant transmit there if they needed him, so she called him on his cell phone, and he was over there as soon as she hung up. He said' Hello' and then went to see Goku. "Some bodyguard you are." Bulma muttered.
7 hours later Vegeta woke up. It was 3:30 in the afternoon. "YYYYYYAAWWWWWN!!" He said. He noticed he had slept the tranquilizer all out. He walked into the living room to find Bulma and Rasmas watching T.V. "Where's Bra?" Vegeta asked. "Having sex with Goku." said Bulma. Vegeta got so mad that steam blew out of his ears. He stomped into her bedroom and saw her giving Goku head. "BBBBBRRRAA!!!!" He screamed. He sunk to the floor, hysterical. Goku zipped up his pants and walked over. "Poor Vegeta." He said. He kicked him and flipped him over, and Vegeta stood up and socked him. "DONT YOU EVER MAKE MY DAUGHTER GIVE YOU HEAD!! YOU THREATENED HER, DIDN'T YOU? YOU SAID YOUD KILL HER IF SHE DIDN'T!!!" He screamed. Goku held his hurting nose. "NOO! No! She said she'd give me lots of pay if she could have sex with me, and me and Chi Chi are very poor, and-" He stuttered. Geeta kicked him in the balls and stomped out. He sat down by Rasmas on the couch. "Bulma I can't beleive you. Why would you let our daughter have sex? With KAKAROTT!!!" He screamed. Bulma shrugged and continued. "Hey Rasmas. How would you feel about Chi dating my daughter? Whadda you think?" Vegeta said. "I know that Chi woulden't screw my daughter before marriage." Rasmas shrugged. "I dunno." He said. He laughed at the T.V.
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"I didn't ASK you to please me that time!!"Vegeta said. He threw the thong on the ground. The coat hanger made it clatter. "Oh, look over there!!" Bulma said, pointing. A very mad Vegeta looked in the direction her finger was pointing. They were silk robes. "OH, joy. A stupid robe." Vegeta said. Bulma grabbed his arm and jerked him over to the rack. "See! They'd look so cute on you!!" She put one on him. "Hey!!" Vegeta said. He looked down and felt of it with his fingers. He noticed it felt very soft and silky. "It is soft." He said. Bulma nodded. "You look so incredibly CUTE!" She yelled. She hugged him as tight as she could. "Bulma, uh...could you stop it? You KNOW I don't like this stuff in public and-" He said. She was snuggling her face in his chest. Everyone around was staring at the 'bubbly woman' as some people were calling her. "You look so CUTE!! So adorable!! You look even better than you do in that little white gown!! Coochie Coochie Coo!!" Bulma said, stroking his chest with one finger. Vegeta tried to push her off. "Stop it!! Quit baby talking me and GET OFF me." He said. He pried her off him and shoved her into a rack. He pulled the little silk gown off himself. "I don't think I'll try anything else on now." He said. Vegeta was so mad he coulden't see straight. The woman KNEW that he hated it when she showed affection or baby talked him in public. He had told her that when they had first hooked up and even before they were MARRIED!! But there was something he hated for her to do in public more but he didn't want to think about that right now. She had never tried to do it anyways. "O.K, Bulma? I may have been a little bit.....WORRIED about you in this marraige, but NEVER have I been this worried about you. You act like you're going crazy." Vegeta said. Bulma was looking at the underwear. "Just help me pick out a thong. You like them, right?" She said. Vegeta slowley nodded and appraoched her cautiously. Any sudden moves and he would run for the nearest place he could get where she coulden't get to him. "I like the leapord spots." He said. "They make you look wild." Bulma knew what he meant by this. He was always parcial to animal spots. "O.K!! Leapord spots it is!! Now how about YOU? I know just what to choose!!" She said. She ran over and grabbed some of those skimpy men's underwear that strippers use. "NO! Put that back! I've never worn one of those in my life." Vegeta said. Bulma shook her head. "It'll make you look even more sexy when you give me lap dances." She said. Vegeta blinked. "UH.... aren't I already sexy?" He said. Bulma nodded. "Yes you are." Suddenly she was pushing him into the MEN'S bathroom. "What are you doing? You can't be in here!" Vegeta said. He tried to stop her, but she shoved him into a stall and locked it. "What are you doing?" Vegeta asked her. He was answered when she grabbed him in his crotch again. "Hey!" Vegeta said. "What the hell are you doing? You can't do that in public!" He was glad there was no one in the bathroom. "Well, I can, so watch me. If you want me to, that is." Vegeta looked down at her hand. He gulped. "Sure." He said. Bulma started to massage and rub Vegeta 'down there' in a pattern he hardly recognized because it felt so great. Vegeta coulden't help making noises--rather loud grunts and groans-- as she rubbed him and massaged him and petted him and did things to him 'down there' he'd never even dreamed of. They didn't hear a man walk in the bathroom as Vegeta was hugging Bulma and letting her give him pleasure. The man heard the noises Vegeta was making out of his sheer pleasure. "I love that..." he was saying. "That feels great.....do that again..." The man was very suprised. "What's going on in there?" He asked. But Vegeta and Bulma didn't hear him because Bulma was concentrating on what she was doing and Vegeta was overwhelmed at the moment. So the man went out of the bathroom to go and get the manager and tell him what he was hearing. Vegeta and Bulma continued, and Vegeta was loving it the entire time. Half the reason he loved it so much was it was so unexpected. They didn't hear when the manager came in and heard the sounds. He was alarmed, and kicked open the stall, exposing Bulma, with her hand on Vegeta's 'hot spot' , and he was hugging her and makiing noises. Bulma's hand halted as she saw the man. "Don't stop!" Vegeta said. "Keep going!" Bulma poked Vegeta with her other hand and pointed. He looked at the manager. "GET OUT!" Roared the manager. Vegeta stared at him for a second, then realized Bulma's hand was still on him. "Can we finish first?" He asked. Bulma was outraged.
"I told you we shoulden't have done that. Now we got kicked out of the store!!!" Vegeta roared. "You can no longer fondle me except at HOME in bed!!" He jumped into the driver's side of Thundercloud the Ferrari. "Get in." He said to Bulma, through clenched teeth. She got in on the other side and noticed Vegeta was trying his best not to crack the steering wheel because he had such a hard grip on it. "You sounded to me like you liked it." Bulma said, seductively. Vegeta growled. "I...I...KNOW I liked it..but still!!" He said. He was blushing so hard that it looked like someone had painted his face bright red. "OH, come on! Let's just go." Bulma said. Vegeta sighed and revved up the engiene. "Where to?" He asked. He wiped sweat off his forehead. "Let's go home." Bulma said, "I think we're both tired enough." Vegeta nodded. "Good choice." He remarked in an @$$-like tone. Bulma felt like slapping him. "Sometimes I think you have that desiese that makes you forget things......what's it called?" Vegeta said. "Altzheimers." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. "Yeah, that's it." He said. "Sometimes I think you FORGET how to act in public." Bulma looked at him. "O.K, Vegeta. Remember that I wasen't the one who was groaning in the bathroom." She said. Vegeta froze. Then he said, "Well, I wasen't causing myself to groan. It's natural. I coulden't help it!! And we're not supposed to fondle eachother in public." Bulma was silent for a while. Vegeta was the same. They pulled up in Capsule Corporation's driveway and they were both being very quiet as Bra walked up to them. "Why are you guys so quiet? And Papa, did you wet your pants?" Vegeta looked down at his pants and his worse nightmare came true. He had a wet spot, where he had squirted in his pants when Bulma was giving him pleasure. Vegeta's face grew as red as blood, and Bulma saw this happen. She stifled her huge gales of laughter because she saw how far Vegeta was from laughing. "Oh-" Vegeta said. He then glared at Bulma with his blood red face and stomped up the stairs. Bra was giggling. "Was that-?" She asked. Bulma nodded and they both burst into helpless laughter. Bulma wondered if Vegeta could hear them both from up the stairs. "I'd better go and get him. But I've got quite a story to tell you when I'm done. I embarrassed the hell out of that man." Bulma said. Bra laughed. "Really? I can tell." She said. Bulma walked up the stairs after Veggie. "Vegeta, come out of the room right now." She said as she went up and found that their door was locked. She didn't hear an answer from behind the door. "Veggie? Open up." She said. She heard a 'NOOOO' and him roll on the bed. "Open up right now or I won't make you dinner." Bulma said. After about 2 minutes she heard a *click* as the door unlocked. She walked in and found Vegeta laying on the bed watching T.V. He was in nothing but his underwear and she noticed his 'soiled pants' were soaking in the bathroom that was connected to their master bedroom. At least he knew how to take care of it. "sorry that i embarrassed you, Geeta."Bulma said. "Don't call me Geeta. That's a pet name and I don't want you to call me pet names." he said. it made Bulma sad. she sat on the bed behind him. "i can make you forget all about that.'' she said. she sat down behind vegeta and he rolled over and looked at her. ''really? and just how do you expect to do that?'' vegeta asked. his face was still blood red from his blushing and he had sweat beads running down it. the front of his hair was sop and wet. Bulma stroked a hand through his hair and he whipped his head away. "Don't touch me." He said. This made Bulma really sad. He usually enjoyed it when she played with his hair!!! "Alright, what's your deal?" Bulma asked. Vegeta turned his head the other direction. "I don't want to talk about it right now." He said. "i said I was sorry for embarrassing you like that!!!" Bulma said. Veggie stared at her for a second. "That doesen't change anything.'' vegeta said. bulma decided that she needed to teach him why he should always forgive people. She began to chuck him under the chin and he didn't try and stop her. He liked it. He leaned his head back as she did so. " I hate it when you're always right." He said. Bulma nodded. "So do I."She said. "But I'm a woman, so It'll always be so." Vegeta leaned his head back a little more and realized this as one of the things she sometimes did when they were about to have sex.Maybe she'd give him some now? Even though he was horribly mad at her it might make him stop being. "That tickles." Vegeta said. Bulma smiled. "so, do you want to have sex?" he asked. Vegeta felt his heart race 5 times the normal speed. "Yes!!" He chimed. She raised up on the bed and went to get her longerie. "Just remember not to squirt in your pants this time." She said. Vegeta's speedy heart slowed down. "WHAT?" He said. She then realized she had made her mad. Vegeta jerked his head away from her touch. "I said don't touch me." He said, as if nothing ever happened. "veggie? stop being such a baby." Bulma said. Vegeta began to throw a fit. "YOU ARE BEING SO MEAN TO ME!!! HOW COME YOU HAFTA EMBARRASS ME ALL THE TIME?!" He hollered. He ran out of THAT room, screaming. Bulma sighed.
Bra was sitting there at the kitchen table calmly eating a cereal bar when Vegeta raced to the table and cried into his hands. "Papa?" bra asked. vegeta lifted his head. "Yes??" He said. A tear ran down his face. "Why are you crying like a baby?" bra asked. vegeta cried harder. "Because your mother is such a b*tch to me!!" He said. Bra gave him a cereal bar and he took a fast bite. "I had this same problem with my boyfriend." Bra said. "He treated me like trash. He didn't care what I thought!! I got back at him though. I got back at him in the worst way possible!!!!" bra said. vegeta's eyes widened. "how?" He asked. "I poked holes in his condoms. Then when he had sex with all his other girlfriends, he got them pregnant. then I broke up with him."bra said. 'and then I met Charlie." she looked up with moon eyes. "Who exactly is CHARLIE?" Vegeta asked. Bra was quiet. "Uh....He's my boyfriend. you know, the one whom was whistling at me when we were driving? The one you almost killed and now he's in the hospital? THAT Charlie." Vegeta slowley nodded. "Good. I got the one that mattered." He said. Bra looked at him with hatred in her eyes. "I think I hate you now." Bra said, and she ran up the stairs and left Geeta Baby all alone. He was sad. He grabbed another cereal bar and took a bite. He got a chance to eat a good meal before the person he had been waiting for came down. "What were you doing? I expected you to follow me right away." Vegeta said.
"Taking a walk." Bulma said. Vegeta made a discusted face. "NO, not that way. I was seriously taking a walk. Seriously." Bulma said. vegeta nodded. "Good. I didn't want you doing inappropriate things when you have your husband here to make you happy. But not today." He took a bite of an apple. Bulma walked up behind him. "What's the matter with you? I told you I was sorry for embarrassing you like that." Bulma said.Vegeta shook his head. "Yes, you did, but then you went and decided you'd poke fun at it." He said. He threw the apple core in the trash. "How come you're gorging yourself?" Bulma asked. Vegeta pushed the plate away. "I just stopped gorging myself this very moment." he said. He walked over to the couch. "This couch has been through a lot, you know." Bulma said, and Vegeta knew what she was impliying. "Look, Leave me alone. I'm steaming right now, and when I stop being mad, we can screw like 2 rabbits in heat. But just not now." He said. He pushed the button on the remote and made it go up one channel. There was nothing on that channel. He turned it to Animal Planet because there was always something on there. "But I want some Geeta sex." Bulma said. Vegeta dug in his pocket and pulled out a picture of himself. He gave it to her. "Have fun." He said. Bulma looked offended. "I am not doing that when I have a perfectly functional husband sitting right in front of my face." She said. Vegeta flipped the channel to the comedy station. "Ohhh!! Ohh!! Sit down and watch this guy!! He's funny!" Vegeta said. Bulma realized it was Red Skelton. "He's DEAD, Vegeta, and you usually don't like idiots like him. Why do you watch him?" She asked. Vegeta shrugged. "I don't know. He's just so funny!! His face is funny, and the way he puts his head in the piano...lots of things!!" He said. He laughed as Red Skelton said something funny. One of the only funny things he ever says. Like I mentioned before, it's only his face and actions that are funny. Bulma sat down and watched him sing 'Go Tell Aunt Rhodi.' Vegeta was laughing at the song because it mentioned the sad death of a goose. It talked about it's chicks crying and he howled with laughter. "That's so funny!!" He said. "You're morbid." Bulma mumbles as Geeta wiped his eyes.
That night at dinner it was silent except for Bra's chatter on the cell phone. Vegeta finished his and got up. "I'm going to the room." He said, and he flew up the stairs. Bulma stared after him and continued eating. Then she got up and threw her stuff away. She watched about 3 episodes of Roxanne. Then she went up into the bedroom to go to sleep. But when she walked in there, Vegeta was in his underwear on the bed. he had the lights off and candles all around the bed, not to mention several burns on his arms and legs from the candles. "I take it you don't know how to light candles?" Bulma asked. Vegeta looked sad. "I also take it you want to have SEX?" Bulma asked, exitedly. Vegeta nodded. "Yep." And he jumped up and grabbed her shirt. He ripped them off, leaving her only in a bra and panties. "Wow. But I think you're going a little bit too fast. Aren't you supposed to enter this stuff slowley?" Bulma asked. Vegeta thought for a second. "Oh yeah." He said. So he grabbed her and started to make out with her. He was about to start removing her underclothes when she pulled up. "Hang on." She said. She ran out of the room for a second and Vegeta was left staring. She came back with the dice.
"Ohh!! I forgot all about them!!" Vegeta said. Bulma gave them to him. "Roll them for me first. I already 'rolled' them for you in the underwear store." She said. Vegeta blushed a little bit and threw the dice. They said 'Massage' and 'above waist'. vegeta thought of something to massage, and the only thing that would make her feel nice is too nasty to say, so let's just say he DID MASSAGE HER THERE and skip on with the rest of the story. She picked up the dice after having one delightful 15 minutes with Vegeta. They were both already covered with perspiration, even if they haden't had sex yet. She threw the dice for Vegeta and they said 'kiss' and 'neck'. "aw, man!! How boring!!" Vegeta whined. But when she leaned over and kissed his neck, it wasen't ANY kiss. She made OUT with it and licked it all over and gave him hickies. Geeta pushed her off. "My turn to roll for you...and there's a little thing I really want it to land on." He said. You can probably guess where dat Geeta wanted it to land for her even though it must taste just DISCUSTING. But it didn't land on what he wanted it to. It landed on 'touch' and 'below waist'. Vegeta knew exactly what to 'touch' and he did.
"Wow." Bulma said. Her face was flushed and she was sweating all over, and Vegeta was too. But not near as bad as Bulma was. "My turn to roll for you." Bulma said. She grabbed the dice off the nightstand and rolled them for him. his said 'touch' and 'above waist'. Vegeta groaned again. "Aw, man! I always get the boring ones." He said. "But that doesen't mean you can't make 'touch' mean something elaborate?" Bulma thought of what to 'Touch' on Vegeta above his waist. She tapped him on the nose with a finger. "Hey! That's not...what I wanted you to do." Vegeta said. Bulma shrugged. "It doesen't say to do what YOU want me to do!!" She said. Vegeta looked really really sad. He was about to cry. "Stop being such a baby when we're playing this game!!" She said. Vegeta snorted his tears back up. "Whatever." He said. He rolled the dice for Bulma. It said 'massage' and 'below waist'. "Just what is there on a woman to massage below the waist?" Veggie asked. Bulma shrugged. "Legs?" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "But see, that's BORING." He said. They were both silent for a moment. "What the hell." Vegeta said, and he began to massage her legs. He tended to go a bit hard, though, and he was pinching the snot out of her. "Owch! Vegeta, you b@st@rd!!" Bulma hollered. She kicked at Geeta and he fell off the bed with a *thump*. "I didn't mean to! Ow!!" Vegeta said. He rubbed his nose where Bulma's foot had hit. "Sorry." said Bulma. Vegeta hovered back onto the bed and threw the dice at her. "Roll them for me." He said. They read 'lick' and 'below waist'. Bulma raised her eyebrows at Vegeta. "Should I? Or should I not?" She teased. Vegeta kicked his legs. "Do it!! DO IT!!" He screamed. Bulma thought. "Hmmmm...." She said. "OHH DO IT!!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma smiled. "O.K." she said. She put her head between his legs. Now, let's just say the next few minutes were very pleasurable to Vegeat, and we need to skip onto the next paragraph.
After the exiting game of dice they were laying in eachother's arms and watching T.V. Vegeta was stroking her side and Bulma was rubbing his tummy, like he liked her to do. (Remember, kitten?) "That man's ugly." Vegeta said about 'Steve Eager' of the news. "He looks like a duck." Bulma nodded. "You're right." She said. Vegeta picked up the remote and changed it to Animal Planet. It was that dumb 'Pet Star' show. To Bulma's surprise he kept it on. "Geeta?" She said. Vegeta didn't answer. When she felt his even breathing she realized that he was asleep. "He's asleep..." She said to herself. She then remembered that they had not yet had sex that night... And Vegeta had always been able to sleep through almost anything.. She flipped him over to where he was laying on his back. He groaned a little but did not wake up. She looked down and noticed she was wearing one of those skirt slip thingys, like she had been wearing the whole night because they had never gotten to that one part...that one SPECIAL part. She got on him in a humping position and was about to start when Vegeta's eyes fluttered open. He then realized what she was doing. "GET OFF ME!!" He screamed. He made an aura and she thumped to the floor. "That's sick!! You're not supposed to have sex with your husband while he sleeps!! Have you been doing that to me EVERY night?" He screeched. Bulma was ashamed. She had really hoped he'd stay asleep so she could play it out. "Uh...No...and I wasen't going to do that, I was gonna....watch you sleep!!" She said. Vegeta giggled. "Oh? While you were on me sexually? I don't think I beleive that." He said. Bulma was sad. Vegeta got dressed and stomped out the door and down the stairs. She knew he wasen't mad; just a little discusted.
She had looked everywhere for Vegeta but had finally came to the conclusion that he wasen't in the house. He probably went somewhere...like the bar? Or WAS he mad at her for trying to do what she had tried to do in his sleep? She was getting worried and sad at the same time. She then realized that he was probably at Goku's house, considering Rasmas was not at home and Goku was the second best. So she picked up the phone and dialed Goku's house. It picked up after about 3 rings. "Hello?" Asked Chi-Chi's voice. "Lemme guess;it's Bulma looking for Vegeta." Bulma's heart began to beat faster. "Yes, it is! Is he over there?!" She exclaimed. She was so relieved that she felt like dancing. She had been afraid he had been kidnapped or something. "Yes he is and he isn't too happy with you. He's been telling me and Goku that you tried to get it on with him while he was asleep and that makes him feel like some kind of a sex doll. I've accepted to let him stay the night here to think things over about you, and I knew you would call." Chi-Chi said. Bulma's heart slowed. How come he was so incredibly mad from one little thing? "Well, can you ask him if he wants me to come and get him?" Bulma asked. Chi-Chi put her on hold and went to ask Vegeta. Bulma heard someone roar NO into the phone. "He says no." said Chi-Chi. Bulma sighed. "Hokay, tell him to have a nice night at your house and that I hope he comes back soon tomorrow. What time did he say he'd come?" She asked. Chi-Chi told her about nighttime. They bid goodbye, and Bulma put on her nightgown and climbed into bed. But it was a lot harder to sleep than she thought it would be. Every time she'd roll over and Vegeta woulden't be next to her she'd get startled and hafta open her eyes. And she was used to Vegeta nestling up in her silky gown; none of that either. And Vegeta usually lightly snored. It was just too silent! So she decided she'd hafta bring Vegeta back tonight the HARD way.
"Good night, Kakarott." said Veggie, going into his little guest room. He closed the door and was discusted at the smallness of the room, and no pictures on the walls, and no T.V in the bedroom. He then remembered that they were poor. He got into the rock hard bed and covered up with the bristly sheets. They poked him all over and made him itch. He HATED this place. But he coulden't wait to get back to Bulma the next day, but another part of him loved the fact he was staying here. It was sick; what she'd done while he was sleeping. He shuddered and closed his Geeta eyes. When he was deeply relaxed and ready to go to sleep he heard something at his window and sensed a really low ki...a human level ki. When his eyes popped open he felt someone beginning to tie his hands and arms together behind his back. He recognized the touch as Bulma. "Bulma? How come you're tiying me up?" Vegeta asked. He then realized. She was going to try and take him back home! "So you won't fight me or use any of your freakish alien powers on me while I drive you home." She said. Vegeta growled. He was forgetting to fight her! He kicked his feet as she moved over to his legs. He started to scream but she came over and cupped a hand over his mouth. He kicked his legs and tried to bite her hand. "Vegeta, stop it. You're making a big deal out of something that isn't a big deal. I'm not a kidnapper or something; I'm just your wife who wants you to come home and sleep with me." She said. "I don't want to. I need to think about your little fling." Vegeta said, muffled under her hand. He then leaned up and bit her hand as hard as she could. Bulma screamed and grabbed his legs. She bent them up behind his back. "OWWWWWW!!!" Vegeta yelled. It pained Bulma to do it but she had to to make him listen. "O.K, Geeta. I'll stop if you don't scream or kick your legs." She said. Vegeta gritted his teeth as she bent them back farther. "O.K." He groaned. Bulma tied his legs and feet together and then released them. "You know, this tiying me up could result in something very beautiful." Vegeta said, raising his eyebrows. Bulma laughed and patted him on the cheek. "I promise. As soon as we get home." She said. "YAYY!!" Vegeta hollered. He then realized he had been to loud. "Oooops." He said. He really wanted to go home with her. It didn't seem bad; what she was doing anymore. He knew she really wanted him to come home and she thought this was the only way, but he knew he would come with her if he wasen't tied up, too. Bulma did too, he realized. Perhaps she WANTED to play bondage? "Put me in car." Vegeta said. Bulma tried to lift him. "God, your heavy. I don't know how I ever did it before." She said. Vegeta shrugged. "I dunno." He said. "But because I can't move you hafta carry me out to the car." Bulma grabbed his waist and yanked him up. It seemed to work but it was quite uncomfortable to Vegeta so she carried him baby-style, even though she was practically tripping over her own feet. "That's it. You're walking on your own." Bulma said. She untied him and Vegeta rubbed his sore wrists and ankles. "You sure can tie a rope tight." He said. Bulma nodded. "Come on. I don't want to wake up Goku or Chi-Chi." She said. Vegeta hovered over the ground so he woulden't make any noise as they made their escape. As they passed Goku and Chi-Chi's room they heard bedsprings and groans. "Uh...I don't even want to KNOW what they're doing in there." said Vegeta. They passed their room very quickly and went out of the house. Vegeta drove them both home.
"Too bad you're not tied up anymore. We could play bondage." Bulma said. Vegeta shot a ki donut. "And we still can." He said. Bulma shook her head. "Not with ki blasts. Too dangerous." She said. Vegeta pouted. "I think I've got somemore rope somewhere." She said. She walked out of the room. Soon she came back with some rope, and tied Veggie to the bed. She left to get something and Vegeta was left there. Bra walked in. "Papa!! Who tied you to the bed?" Bra asked. She ran over and began trying to untie him. But she coulden't help wondering why he was in his undies. "No! Leave me here!" He said. Bra stopped trying to untie him. "Why?" She asked. Vegeta didn't want to say why. "Uh...go ahead." He said. Bra untied all of the ropes. "Now tell me who tied you to the bed." Bra said. Vegeta thought. "Umm......somebody did it to me in my sleep! Yeah, that's it!" He said. Bra threw that Geeta his long and loose cute gown. "Put this on. I'll bet it's cold in here with no shirt on." Bra said. Vegeta slipped the shirt on. It smelled like Tide bleach. "Where's mother? Woulden't she be sleeping in here with you?" Bra asked. Vegeta shrugged. "I don't know. She told me she was going to get something out of the living room." He said. He hoped she didn't come back in a longerie or something, because then Bra would know exactly what they had been going to do. But his prayers were answered when Bulma just came back with some popcorn. "Bra! Hello.." She said. She glanced at Vegeta who was untied and snarled. Then she turned back to Bra. "Dontcha think you outta get out of our room? We want to sleep." She said. "Yeah, sure." Bra said. She walked out of the room and clunked into the bathroom, where they heard her gagging herself to throw her food up. "Ill talk to her tomorrow." Vegeta said. Bulma noticed that Geeta was in his cute gown. "OOOH! You're in your cute gown!!" She said. She jumped on Geeta and hugged him tight. Vegeta hugged her back, and turned on the T.V with the remote. "So cute!!" Bulma kept saying. It was really irratating Vegeta. "Shut up." He said. He watched the T.V, in which 'Pet Star' . "Coochie Coochie Coo!" Bulma said, stroking a finger up and down on his chest. Vegeta snarled and snatched her hand up. "Stop it!" He said. He pushed her on the other side of the bed and continued staring at the T.V. He changed the channel. "That's all you want to do anymore! Is watch T.V." Bulma said. Vegeta kept on watching. "It's too late to have sex." Vegeta said. He turned off the T.V. "Let's just sleep." He said. He rolled over and turned off the light with his finger- movy thing. Then he closed his eyes and tried to go to sleep, listening to Bulma mutter horrible things to him. Her evil voice was scaring him.
"Get up, Geeta!!" Bulma said the next morning. She jerked him by the arm and Vegeta sat up. "What?" He said. He noticed Bulma was all dressed up to go somewhere. "Remember? You said you'd go shopping with me and Bra today at the mall!!" She said. Vegeta groaned and stood up. He went to the closet and grabbed his oh-so-familier wardrobe. He began to put it on, and it looked so sexy. As finishing touch he added on his little short jacket. "Okay. Except for breakfast I'm ready to go." said Vegeta. He followed Bulma down the stairs and sat at the kitchen table to eat some French Toast Bulma had made for him. It tasted really good. "It's nice, Bulma." He said. Bulma nodded her thanks. After about an hour they were finished eating, so they jumped into the car and drove off.
They stopped at the biggest mall in West City. Vegeta sluggishly followed Bra and Bulma into the mall. "Oh, look mom! We just hafta go in that clothes shop." Bra said, pointing to the whore clothes shop. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "NOOO." He said. "I want to do something else." He stomped a foot. Bulma looked at Bra and then Vegeta. "Uh...you can go and do something else if you want." She said to Vegeta. Vegeta nodded. "I'd love to." He said. "O.K. Be back with us by....1:00 PM, and don't leave the mall. Love you!" Bulma said. Vegeta said 'Me too' under his breath and walked away from them. He looked around the mall and wondered where he could go to. As he was walking around looking for a shop he felt a sharp pain in the calf of his leg. "Son of a b*tch!! That hurt!!" He growled. He looked at his leg and saw a ripped hole in his pants and blood dribbling down his leg. He saw a dart lodged in his leg. He pulled it out, and noticed it looked oddley familier.... "Hm. Where have I seen this before?" He asked himself. He twirled it around and around in his hand, and then felt another one go in his thigh. "OOWW!!" he hollered. As soon as he pulled that one out he was hit by another. That was the end of the barrage of darts. "What kind of a maniac hits people with darts?" Vegeta asked himself. He looked around but didn't see anybody that looked like they had done it. He noticed the ends were very sharp; not gaming darts. They looked like TRANQUILIZER darts. But where would a local get a hold of those? And why did they shoot them at HIM? Vegeta decided to go and show Bulma the darts and see if they looked familer to her when a wave of dizzyness-he recognized it as being tired- rolled over him. He almost clapsed. "I've got to get to Bulma!!" He said. He began to stagger tworeds the whore shop. "Man, are you O.K?" One guy asked Vegeta. Vegeta didn't answer. He was looking very white it the face and so tired he was going to clapse any second. Bulma finally showed up in his sight. "Bulma..." He said to himself. His eyelids were drooping. He yawned and staggered tworeds Bulma. He finally staggered into the whore shop and saw Bulma. Bulma saw him, too. "Veggie? Are you O.K?".She asked. Vegeta clapsed on her. "I think I'll just go to sleep Nooooooooowwww...." He said. Then he began to snore. Bulma stared at him. "I think he's tired." She said. She then noticed that three darts had tumbled from his hands and fell to the floor. She lovingly layed Vegeta on a bench and observed them. Bra came up to see if Vegeta was O.K. "These are TRANQUILIZER darts." Bulma said. "But why would someone want to shoot my Veggie with darts?" She noticed the blood on Vegeta and came over. She observed one of the punctures. "Hmm.." She said. She ripped the hole in his pants bigger to get a better look. The wound looked deep and painful. "Poor Vegeta!" She said. She realized he woulden't wake up for at least 5 hours and it'd be hard to wake him before then. "I wonder if it was Trunks? He IS crazy." Bra said. Bulma shrugged. "But where would he get tranquilizer darts? And why would he shoot them at Vegeta of all people?" She said. She looked at Vegeta with the drool coming out of his mouth and the blood dribbling out of his wounds. One was on the top of his shoulder, by his neck. It looked like it probably HURT. "Bra, we need to take him home and then put him in bed. Then we need to hide somewhere, because whoever did it probably realizes that without Vegeta to protect us then we're sitting ducks. That's why whoever put Vegeta to sleep....and I think I know who it was." Bulma said. Bra nodded slowley, kind of understanding but not really. "You think it's TRUNKS, right?" Bra asked. She remembered the lunatic look in his eye when he had been about to cut her throat open. "Yes." said Bulma. She scooped her hands up under Veggie and tried to lift him. She realized she'd hafta use all her strength to pick hiim up and move him, so she groaned and managed to lift him. "Wow! Wonder woman!!" Bra said. Bulma smiled, and walked tworeds the mall doors. But she was tripping over her own feet from the weight of Vegeta. She FELL out the door. "Son of a B*tch!" She said. She layed Vegeta on the sunwarmed pavement and then stood up. She lifted him as fast as she could to avoid him being burnt, and started to walk as fast as she could tworeds the car. Bra followed. Bulma managed to get to the car and spill Vegeta in the back, and then slam the door. Bra sat by Vegeta in the car to make sure he didn't roll off the seat or something, and Bulma drove them home as fast as she could.
When they reached their house, Bulma dragged the deeply asleep Veggie up the stairs and into the room. Then she lifted him up on their bed, (after doctoring his wounds, of course) and covered him up. She kissed him on the forehead and left the room, then went and joined Bra in the cellar. She brought down some water. "How long do we wait?" Bra asked. Bulma took a drink of the water and said, "When Vegeta wakes up then he'll most probably yell out for us. We should be able to hear him, or maybe I can go out and check every once in a while." Bra nodded. She didn't think this was the best idea. If Trunks was up there waiting for JUST THAT, then maybe if they went UP there than he'd stab her in the back. She shuddered.
Trunks realized that Bra and Bulma had hidden down in the cellar. Just what he had been waiting for!! His plan was that they'd think that he wanted to kill them first and they'd go and hide somewhere, and then he'd kill Vegeta, then them. His mind kept filling with crazy thoughts, like a cow playing a banjo and a hippo in a tu tu. That's just what happens with crazy people. He walked into the house and began to charge tworeds Vegeta's room. But he slipped on water and bashed his back on the floor. "Owww." He said. He pulled himself up and noticed the place was a mess. Why would BULMA leave the house in a mess? When he tried to run again he slipped on a cup and it broke, slashing his leg up. He was sure that Bulma and Bra down in the cellar heard that, so he darted in a closet. He watched Bulma come out of the cellar and into the house through a crack in the closet door. He saw her look around and see the broken glass. Then he saw her put some beads on the floor for someone to trip on. Then she poured water on the floor. Then she ran back into the cellar. Trunks came out of the closet and charged tworeds Vegeta's room again. He was about to slip on beads put he flew up to ground his fall. Then he went into Vegeta's room and saw him sleeping. "I'm gonna gut you just like the fish you are, pops." He said, insanely. He was gonna gut Vegeta like a fish, slice his name into Bulma and chop Bra up to bits. He imagined this and giggled. He approached Vegeta's bedside with the knife raised above his head. He lifted Vegeta's shirt and stabbed the knife into his belly. Luckily, he didn't stab it deep enough to hurt him bad, even though he thought he did. Vegeta's eyes popped open as Trunks drug the knife upwards like you might do to a fish. Vegeta opened his mouth to scream but all that came out was a whimper. When he noticed the knife wasen't buried in deep enough even though Trunks thought it was he played like he was dead. He made his eyes be open in a frozen stare and stopped breathing. Trunks pulled the knife out to Vegeta's relief. Feeling a steel blade in your stomach wasen't the best thing in life. Trunks then laughed. "Goodbye, Pops. And good riddance. Now to go and get mom and sis." And he ran out the door. Vegeta sat up after realizing what he had said. He was still dearly tired because the tranquilizers were still working on his body but he got up anyway. He noticed his front was spilling blood but it didn't bother him. He'd had worse happen. He walked quietly outside, and saw Trunks about to go into the cellar. He then shot a ki blast and hit Trunks in the back with it. Bulma heard this and popped out of the cellar. "Veggie! You're awake!!" She said. Then she saw the long cut going up his stomach. "Yeah. I am. But it took a lot TO DO IT, didn't it Trunks?" Vegeta said. He shot Trunks with a powerball. "You're DEAD!!" Trunks said. Vegeta shook his head. "No, you maniac. You hafta stab a saiyan just right to kill him." He said. He slung an arm and Trunks went careening into the side of the house. It was just Bulma's instinct to want to help him but she stayed back. "Don't kill him, Vegeta. Be gentle." She said. But she knew she really didn't mean it, but she also knew Vegeta would never kill Trunks. Vegeta grabbed Trunks by the shirt and flew off with him, blood spraying out behind him.
"YAWNN!!" Vegeta said. He layed on the bed and Bulma approached him with the medical basket. "Wait to go to sleep until I'm done as hard as it may be." Bulma said. Vegeta cocked his head. "WAAA*YAWN*?" He said. Bulma rolled her eyes. She poured Iodine all over Veggie's cut. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! THAT HURTS WORSE THAN THE WOUND ITSELF!!" He hollered. Bulma snickered. "I guess you're not tired anymore hm?" She said. Vegeta gritted his teeth as she ran a cotton ball soaked in the stuff up and down the cut. "He tried to gut me like a fish!!" Vegeta said. "I'm lucky he didn't get me up my neck; then I'd be a goner." He noticed Trunks had only gone up his tummy; if he would have done his chest he might be dead too. He noticed that he was STILL tired, through all that. "*YAWNNNNNN.* I think I'll take a LOOONG nap when you're through." He said. She taped it up and he rolled over. He was snoring within three seconds. "O.K. I'd like to know what he did with Trunks." Bulma said. She had called the West City jail and he wasen't there. She guessed the insane asylum but he had busted out of there so much it was just common sense not to take him there. "It's best to stay with someone who can protect you now, Bra. Our insane son could try to gut us too if he sees us alone." She said. Bra called Goku and told him to come over and be her bodyguard for resonable pay, and if he gave her sex than more reasonable pay. Goku came over in a flash. Bulma had no one to call now that was strong enough except Rasmas, and she didn't know if he was home. But she knew he could instant transmit there if they needed him, so she called him on his cell phone, and he was over there as soon as she hung up. He said' Hello' and then went to see Goku. "Some bodyguard you are." Bulma muttered.
7 hours later Vegeta woke up. It was 3:30 in the afternoon. "YYYYYYAAWWWWWN!!" He said. He noticed he had slept the tranquilizer all out. He walked into the living room to find Bulma and Rasmas watching T.V. "Where's Bra?" Vegeta asked. "Having sex with Goku." said Bulma. Vegeta got so mad that steam blew out of his ears. He stomped into her bedroom and saw her giving Goku head. "BBBBBRRRAA!!!!" He screamed. He sunk to the floor, hysterical. Goku zipped up his pants and walked over. "Poor Vegeta." He said. He kicked him and flipped him over, and Vegeta stood up and socked him. "DONT YOU EVER MAKE MY DAUGHTER GIVE YOU HEAD!! YOU THREATENED HER, DIDN'T YOU? YOU SAID YOUD KILL HER IF SHE DIDN'T!!!" He screamed. Goku held his hurting nose. "NOO! No! She said she'd give me lots of pay if she could have sex with me, and me and Chi Chi are very poor, and-" He stuttered. Geeta kicked him in the balls and stomped out. He sat down by Rasmas on the couch. "Bulma I can't beleive you. Why would you let our daughter have sex? With KAKAROTT!!!" He screamed. Bulma shrugged and continued. "Hey Rasmas. How would you feel about Chi dating my daughter? Whadda you think?" Vegeta said. "I know that Chi woulden't screw my daughter before marriage." Rasmas shrugged. "I dunno." He said. He laughed at the T.V.