Chapter the eleventh
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"This is boring, Bulma! Let's do something interesting." Veggie said. He raised his eyebrows. Bulma just ignored him. "Bulma!!" He said. He inched close to her. Bulma laughed at the T.V. "Leave me alone, Vegeta." She said. Veggie noticed that Rasmas was staring at the two intently. "Don't you make me jealous that Launch isn't here right now, peeps." He said. Vegeta just smirked at him. "Sure, we can make you jealous. We can make you wish you were never alive! Right, Bulma?" He asked. Bulma just stared at the T.V. "Ha! Roseanne was so funny!!" She said. Vegeta pouted and Rasmas laughed. "HaaaaaaHaaa!! *honk* you can't even get your own wife to put out with you! You're a discrace, man!!" He screamed. Vegeta inched closer to Bulma and leaned his head on her shoulder. She didn't do anything and that was the problem. "Lemme guess, sometimes you have problems with Launch, too?" Vegeta asked. Rasmas shook his head. "No, man. She woulden't care if I raped her on the bedroom floor!!" He said.. "Can I rape YOU on the bedroom floor, Bulma?" Veggie asked. Bulma almost smacked him. Instead she threw her arm around his shoulders. "This is as far as we're going right now. I'm watching my show." She said. Too bad for Vegeta there was nothing he could do to make HER horny, when she could do plenty of things to him. Vegeta twirled his finger in her hair. "Stop that!" Bulma said. She smacked his hand away. Vegeta groaned. He massaged her shoulders with a hand, and she bit him. "Ow! No biting!" Vegeta said. Rasmas was hysterical with laughter. "Oh, shut up." Vegeta said. "Have a bong or something, but just BE QUIET." Rasmas pulled a cigarette out of the package and lit it. He placed it in his mouth. He was a really heavy smoker, ever since he had killed Ryo.(Refer to part two of 'Another Saiyan Lands on Earth'.) Vegeta layed on the floor in front of the T.V all sprawled out on his back. He watched Roseanne with Bulma and Rasmas.
After Roseanne was over, Vegeta's eyes were slits and he was still laying in the floor. Bulma got up and put a foot on his soft belly, as if to stomp on it. Vegeta grabbed her foot. "Wanna go to the bedroom?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. He got up and saw that Rasmas was out cold on the couch. "He had a bong earlier." said Bulma. Vegeta nodded. Rasmas was a stoner, and that's how he had met Tiffany. (Don't ask . Tiffany was NOT a woman, either.) Vegeta and Bulma went to check on Bra and she and Goku were sprawled asleep (buck naked) on the bed on top of eachother. The discusted couple walked on to their bedroom.
Vegeta ran and jumped on the bed. He rolled up in the sheets. This was a game they liked to play in bed, where one tried to unroll the other and yada yada yada...It was called the Tamale Game. But it was rarely ever Vegeta in the tamale. "We can be one big tamale." Bulma said. She came out of the bathroom in her negligee. Vegeta unrolled out of his tamale. "Okay." He said. Bulma ran and jumped on top of him, and then they both rolled up into the tamale. They were on the edge of the bed. "We're gonna fall." Vegeta said. He tried to roll them back over. He succeded. They began all that nasty macking and sh*t. "Ya know, this game is mighty old. What about the shower? Together?" Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "Yeah but how do we do that standing up?" He asked. He had never done that standing up. "We don't. We go into the bathtub/shower and lay down in the bottom while the shower's going." Bulma said. "It's really romantic." Vegeta nodded and rolled them out of the tamale. He pulled off his shirt and pants and put on his swimtrunks because this is a rated R story, and no naked people in my rated R standards. Bulma put on her skimpy bikini that was so skimpy it only covered the things that needed to be covered. It only covered her nipples and b-hole and crotch. Vegeta really liked this bikini. His swim trunks were so tight that if he had a boner the crotch would rip out. They climbed into the shower thingy and Vegeta turned on the water. It came on really hot. "OOOUUUCCCHHHH!!!" He screamed. He danced in a twirling circle and then turned it really cold. "Coldness is good for sex." He said. He grabbed Bulma about the waist and began to mack her everywhere someone could possibly be macked except for the nasty places. Bulma hugged him as tight as she could as he did this. Vegeta almost coulden't breath through her hug. When she began to mack him he held her tight too. In her mind Bulma was thinking about how you used to not be able to see Vegeta caught dead showing this much affection. He nestled his face in her hair, which was all wet so he got water up his nose and in his eyes and hair stuck all over his face. "Sorry." Bulma whispered. Vegeta just smiled and layed down in the bathtubd with his legs a little cramped. Bulma layed on top of him, and picked all the hair off his face. Then she licked him all over it. "Remember our new trick?" She said, grabbing the lufa. She put some soap on it and ran a little water over it, so it formed soft, foamy suds. As they slipped over the lace of the purple lufa, she undid the button on Vegeta's smimming Trunks and put the lufa inside it. Then she began to rub Vegeta's........cock with the lufa, and the soft suds helped it slip over it. Vegeta wasa overwheled with pleasure so that he could barely talk. He was groaing out some things Bulma coulden't make out as words. Vegeta's hips were moving up and down in a slow rythym. In other words, he liked it. Bulma added a little but of squeeze into into her rubs and strokes. He LOVED that. He was so lucky that he married a lady who knew how to do things like this. The rocking motion of his hips sped up. "Do you want me to stop now?" Asked Bulma, going a little faster. Vegeta was shaking his head madly as he made noises that sounded like a lion dying. He was gripping Bulma's upper arms as she did this thing to him. "No, don't stop." he said through gritted teeth. Bulma decided to stop to tease Vegeta. So she did. Vegeta was shaking. "NOOOO!!" He screamed. He was lucky it didn't wake all of West City up. "No, I'd better. I don't wanna hafta clean semen out of the bathtub tomorrow. That would be discusting." She said. Vegeta's face got red. "Too late." He said. Bulma groaned. "You're helping me tomorrow." She said, kissing him all over the face. Vegeta did it back. Then, he stipped off her bikini top, and let's just go on to about 30 minutes later.
They had gotten out of the shower and were sop and wet on their bed with the fan blowing on them. "It's FREEZING in here." Vegeta said. He made his teeth chatter to make Bulma laugh. "Shut up, Vegeta. Let me sleep, K?" Bulma said. Vegeta sat up. "NOO. I'm wide awake." He said. Bulma didn't say anything. "WHY are you wide- oh wait! You slept for almost 8 hours with those tranquilizer darts!!" She said. Vegeta nodded really fast. "Yep. Let's play Monopoly!!" He said. He ran up and grabbed the board. "Vegeta, sleep or tomorrow you'll be so tired that you cannot move!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed the peices out. "I'll be the puppy, and you can be the iron because you iron things so much!!" He said. "I don't want to play!! I want to go to sleep!!" Bulma shouted. This hurt Veggie's feelings. He walked down the stairs and into the living room. After about 15 minutes Bulma had gotten so guilty for what she had said to him that she went down after him. She found him watching a movie that didn't look very nice and Vegeta looked very frightened. "Watsa matter? What are you watching?" Bulma asked, tiredly. Vegeta pointed a shaking finger at the T.V. "I don't know but it's creeping me out!!" Vegeta shouted. Bulma glanced at the screen and noticed exactly what it was. It was The Exorcist!! "Veggie, turn that off this instant or you REALLY won't be able to sleep! That is a SCARY movie! It's so scary that when I saw it I had to sleep in my parent's bed. It was before we met." Bulma said. But Vegeta just kept on watching. His face was white and his eyes were bulging. "AHHHHH!!" He yelled, as the possessed little girl puked up green phelgm. It was a discusting sight. "Man Alive this is scary! It's hard to belive it ever happened." He said. Bulma laughed. "Vegeta, it never did. It's a bunch of bullsh*t. Stuff like that doesen't happen in real life." She said. But Vegeta wasen't so sure. He was so scared he coulden't see straight. "Bulma, why is she screaming and sitting on the crucifex?" Vegeta asked. Bulma saw what the girl was doing and flipped. She almost turned it off but Veggie stopped her. "NO! I'm watching it!!" He said. Bulma sighed. "You're gonna be sca-ared...." She said. But he watched it anyway.
"NOO! I don't want to go to bed in the DARK! I'm scared!!" Said Vegeta. He was trembling under the covers. "What did I tell you?" Bulma asked. She then laughed and turned off the light. But after a while Vegeta was still trembling and begging her to turn the light back on. "Please, Bulma! PLEASE!!" He said. "NOO! I want to sleep." Bulma said. Vegeta whimpered so Bulma sat up. She thought of ways she could help him sleep. "Uh....Vegeta, if you go to sleep then tomorrow we can do anything you want! Even if we end up having sex all day!!" Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "I can't!!" He said. His eyes were staring open blankly. It was obvious that he was too scared to move, and Bulma felt sorry for him, even if she had warned him. She put a hand on his back and rubbed. His eyelids relaxed and he closed his eyes. He knew that Bulma woulden't let anything happen to him. Bulma ran her finger up his spine, and onto the back of his neck. This gave Vegeta a creepy feeling and he jumped into the sitting positin. "Ah! What was that?!" He said. Bulma sighed and layed him down on his back. "It was NOTHING but me rubbing your back to maybe make you shut up to go to sleep." She said. "No, not that! Something ran up my spine!!" Vegeta said. Bulma laughed. "THAT was me too." She said. She felt kind of mean because in a way she had meant to scare Vegeta like that. "D-Don't do that again, O.K?" Vegeta asked. Bulma nodded. Vegeta closed his eyes as Bulma rubbed his belly like a kitten. "I should call you Buddha Baby or something." Bulma grumbled. Vegeta chuckled. "It has a ring to it." He moaned. He thought of the little girl spewing foam out her mouth and almost shot his eyes open, but didn't because Bulma was there. She traced her fingers on his ab muscles, in hopes to make him jump again, but he didn't. Bulma was dissapointed. She was about to stop and go to sleep because Vegeta was asleep, she thought, but Vegeta's eyes opened. "I tried. And even though I'm not scared anymore because you're right there, I still can't because I slept so much today." He said. Bulma pounded her fist on his stomach, and lucky for Vegeta he tightened his muscles when she did so or it would have hurt. "Darn it, Vegeta, I WANT TO SLEEP!!" She said. Spittle flew all over Vegeta when she said this. "You cannot! I want you to stay awake and play with me." Vegeta said. "GO WAKE UP RASMAS!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta flinched back and was hurt. "Well, SOR-RY." He said. He rolled over off the bed and walked into the living room. But the shadows brought back the memorys of the scary movie. He shivered and walked through the living room. "Rasmas? Hello?" He asked. Nothing answered but shadows. He shivered some more. "Freaking b*tchwoman." He said to himself. He trudged out of the living room and into the kitchen. He saw Rasmas on the couch, drooling everywhere. "HEY!" He said. Rasmas still snored. "HEY!!!!!" He yelled. Rasmas's eyes shot open. "What do you want?" He asked. "I want you to play with me. I just watched The Exorcist and I'm scared the girl will kill me."Vegeta said. He looked around the house and shuttered. "You shoulden't have watched that...." Rasmas said. "It's scary." He said. Vegeta shivered again and nodded. "I know." He said. "It made me scared." before he knew it, Rasmas was asleep again."rasmas! Hey!!" He said. But Rasmas didn't answer. So he walked up to Bra's room. Goku and her were now clothed and were feeding eachother something. "Can I eat, too?" Vegeta asked. But they shunned him away. "Aw, PLEASE?" He asked. Goku shook his head and they kept on eating. Geeta decided he'd sit on the couch until morning, and that's what he did.
In the morning Bulma walked down to see Vegeta sitting on the couch. "Hello." He said. Bulma gave a meek wave. "You were up on this couch ALL NIGHT?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. "Yes. Waiting for YOU to wake up." he said. He saw bra come down the stairs with a game in her hands. "Hey! Who wants to play Ouji with me and Goku?" She asked. Vegeta's hair stuck straight up on his head. "AAAAHHH!!! A Ouji board!!! Burn it!! Burn it!! Don't play that Bra, you'll get possessed and spit green stuff everywhere! And then a demon will write an obscene word inside of you!! DONT PLAY WITH IT!!!" Vegeta shouted. He stuck out a hand to ki blast it, But almost got Bra instead. "Ah! Papaaa!!" Bra said, ducking. It hit the wall behind her. "Don't do that again!!!" she shouted. She set the Ouji board in front of the scared Veggie. Vegeta ran up the curtains and hung on the rod, breaking it. "NOOO!!" He yelled. He ran into the bedroom and came back with a cross. He brandished it at the board. "Stay away from my family stupid DEMON!!!" He shouted. They all rolled their eyes at Vegeta. "Vegeta, what did I tell you? That stuff is not real; it's MAKEBELIEVE. The guy who wrote the book made up a silly story to scare gullible people like YOU." Bulma said. "Actually, Mom, The Exorcist is based on a true story!!" said Bra. Bulma cupped a hand over her mouth. "Shut up!!" She said. "No, IT CAN HAPPEN. Remember, I was possessed?" Vegeta said. Everyone was quiet. "Uh......Well......" Bulma said. She threw her hands in the air and left the room. Vegeta stared after her. He blasted the Ouji board and went into Bra's room. He found much more things that he thought had a link to the movie, such as a shirt with a Crusafex on it. Then he went after Bulma. He found her on the balcony. "Sometimes I wish I'd never met you." said Bulma. Vegeta's feelings were immedeantly hurt. "Well why not?" He asked. "Because then you woulden't prove to me that all this sh*t can happen. now I'm scared it'll happen to me." Bulma said. she shuttered. She didn't WANT to puke up green phelgm. It would ruin her teeth!! "Uh....just look at it this way! They'res no such thing as WEREWOLVES!!!" Vegeta said. Bulma stared at him. "Vegeta, I'm not scared of werewolves. I just hate my life!!" she said. She ran over and sat in a chair. "God. Bypolar." Vegeta muttered. He sat across from her. "Uh....let's talk about lemonade. Will you make Geeta some?" vegeta asked. Bulma noticed that he was talking in the third person and smiled. "Suurree..." She said. She went in and came back 5 minutes later with two cups of lemonade. Vegeta grabbed his and began to gulp it down. "Yum!!" He said. Even though he thought her lemonade tasted like tofu he liked to make her think it was good. "mm...Now, let's go to our room shall we." said Bulma. Vegeta dropped the glass cup. "Why? We have COMPANY." He said. Bulma ran over and began to pick up the peices of glass. "Well, because you're reffering to yourself in the third person!!" She shouted. "That means you're horny." Vegeta stomped his shoe on the glass halfway to hear the noise and the other halfway to make Bulma hafta clean more stuff up. He was still a jerk in some ways. "Well, how do you know that?" Vegeta asked. He leaned down and spread his hands all in the glass until Bulma smacked him in the mouth. "Because everytime you start that sex follows soon after." She said. Vegeta kicked the glass off the balcony. "I think you're right." He said. He grabbed her and started to drag her inside and accidently cut her on a few peices of glass but she didn't notice. The only thing she noticed was the stares she was getting from Rasmas, Bra and Goku. "What are you doing?" Bra asked. Vegeta stopped in his tracks. "Uh...your mother has been a BAD GIRL"-He eyed Bulma funnily at this point- "And I need to punish her!!" He said. Rasmas laughed. "I know what that means!!" He said. Vegeta gave him a death glare and he shut up. "What did she do?" Bra asked. Vegeta didn't answer; he just began dragging her up the stairs. "Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow.." She said as she clunked her head on each one. This made Vegeta giggly because she was in pain, but he helped her anyhow by grabbing her by the waist. He threw her on the bed. "Let me get some inscence from the bathroom!!" He said. He walked casually into the bathroom and began to dig through the drawers and cabinets while Bulma looked for a longerie to wear. All of them were dirty so she had to wear her cow pajamas. Vegeta came out with 5 sticks of inscence and saw her wardrobe. "It's not night." He said. "I know. But I thought it was close to a longerie." Bulma said. Vegeta looked her clothes up and down once more, shrugged, and then began propping the inscence everywhere. "Why do you like to burn that stuff in the heat of passion? And what scent is it?" Bulma asked. Vegeta raised his eyebrows twice. "Because it helps me. Know why? It's VIAGRA scented." He said. He didn't know it but that kind of hurt Bulma's feelings. "Why didn't you get Sex on the Beach?" She asked. "Because we're not on the beach now are we?" Vegeta answered. Bulma didn't think that mattered much. Vegeta sat on the bed. They sat side by side for about 10 minutes without saying or doing anything. "I don't know HOW we ever get started doing it..." vegeta said. he chewed on his thumbnail, and Bulma swatted his hand away from his mouth. "no. that's bad." She said. Then she grabbed his pants and yanked them off. "WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Lock the door!!" Vegeta said. Bulma quickly locked it and then ran back onto the bed. She began to mack him all over his face, neck and chest. Vegeta thought it was yummy. She grabbed his biking gloves and seductivley began to pull them off. Vegeta didn't know how somebody could make something like this look seductive but she sure did. "Wait!!" Vegeta said. he pushed her off and got up. He went into the bathroom. Bulma heard the toilet flush really fast. "O.K." he said. She looked at him funny. "What was all that? You inturrupted us to go to the BATHROOM?" She asked. Vegeta nodded, blushing. "Let's get back to it." He said.
After 5 minutes they haden't yet started. "How about a rub down?"Bulma asked. Vegeta clapped. "Yes!! Yes!! PLEASE!!" He said as he started to get it out of his underwear. "I was just kidding." Bulma said. Vegeta froze in his actions. "Oh. But it feels so GOOD!!" He said.Bulma shrugged.'"I don't know what to tell you." She said. Vegeta grumbled something terrible. "but I just gave you one last night! And the day before! And the day before that!!" Bulma said. "Can I have one if I do chores? Like clean the semen out of the bathtub from last night?" He asked. "Already done. And it was DISCUSTING." Bulma said. Vegeta blushed somemore and hid his face by looking down. Bulma laughed . "Ha Ha. I made you embarrassed. And that makes me HUNGRY!!" She said. Vegeta recognized this line from South America. "Why would that do that?" He asked. Bulma shrugged. "I don't know." She said. "It just does." Vegeta decided to try and start something, so he pushd her head in his lap. He hoped she'd get the drift. "Do I know what you're trying to do?" Bulma said. Vegeta looked up. "Oh, you might." He said. He didn't want to look directly at her face. "You're trying to make me fall asleep so you won't hafta screw me!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta inched back. "No, that's not it at all. Think about what your head is by." He said. Bulma thought for a minute. "NOO!" She said. "I am NOT putting lotion on your legs!!" Vegeta clapped a hand to his forehead. "Have you ever heard the phrase blow job?" He asked. Bulma's eyes opened wide. "Yes....But that's NASTY!!" She said. "And having it in your hand isn't?" Vegeta asked. Bulma decided that he had made a point, so she shoved her head between his legs. "I don't know how to DO this!!" She said. Vegeta sighed. Uh...here." He said. "It's better if I can't see what your doing. Just kinda like...slip it through there....then just kinda...you know the rest." He said. He was getting so embarrased and blushing so hard that his face felt like it would burst into flames. He wrapped a blanket about him for the sake of me, because this story IS only rated R. In a second, he felt her begin. A wonderful feeling spread through his body. "Yeah, that's it!! You're doing it JUST RIGHT!!" He moaned. He grabbed the bedsheets around him for his sake; hoping he woulden't puncture the waterbed with his tight grip.
Downstairs, everyone heard Vegeta scream JUST RIGHT and got very worried. "Oh my GOD!!" Rasmas said. Goku was laughing like a child. "Shut up Goku. We did the same last night." said Bra. Goku shut up and they listened to Bulma and Vegeta somemore.
Bulma really wasen't enjoying this situation; halfway because Vegeta had thrown a sheet on her head, but she knew Vegeta was because she had felt it go hard. Even though she had NEVER done this to ANYONE in her life it seemed natural, and she began to enjoy it too dispite herself. Maybe she could get Vegeta to do something like this to HER when she was done with HIM. Meanwhile Vegeta wasen't thinking about BULMA right now. He wasen't thinking of anything except the excruciating pleasure tingling througout his body. He screamed so loud that Bulma thought the foundation around the house would crack. Because she coulden't open her mouth to tell him to shutup, she was left listening to him holler. Downstairs by now they were all laughing. Vegeta's hips began to buck really hard, almost causing Bulma to choke herself. "Keep going! KEEP GOING!! KEEP GOING!!" Vegeta was shouting. It was mindless jabber from his mouth because of the huge amount of pleasure he was in. Bulma frowned at his insolence. It was just COMMON SENSE that everyone and their dog could hear him screaming for more. "That's it!!THAT'S IT!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma finally pinched him on the leg and he got the drift. He tried to silence himself. He reduced his pleasure to only groans and things. But it was really hard for him to do. Vegeta then felt a climax coming and his hips bucked so hard that Bulma actually almost bit down a little bit. Vegeta clenched his teeth to stifle the scream that was rising to his lips but he coulden't. He yelled out with all his might and cracked several walls. The tingling sensation in his body grew huger and huger until he didn't think he could stand it anymore, and then he pushed back when he realized he'd reached come. Bulma's head popped up. "You IDIOT!! I'm sure everyone downstairs heard your-" Everyone burst in and saw Vegeta panting and shaking on the bed and Bulma shaking a finger and yelling at him. They saw a speck of white substance on Bulma's face and realized that their thoughts had been true. They all laughed and pointed. Vegeta huddled up in a fetal position and hid his red face. He didn't think he could ever show it again to his daughter, who would have PLENTY of questions this coming up night.
"Why were you guys doing that? Isn't it nasty?" Bra said. "I mean, I did it with Goku but he had protection!!" When she said this Vegeta glared at her. "WHAT?" He said. He waved a fist at her. "Uh.....I'm just saying that mom could get throat cancer from stuff like that." She said. Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Uh....I thought I needed to take his mind off some things." She said. She knew Vegeta was probably still thinking about that dumb movie he had watched the other night and would probably not be able to sleep this night. But he wasen't thinking about that. Can you guess what he was thinking about? GOOD!! "Vegeta you are going to stay in here and explain it to her because it was your idea." Bulma said. She walked from the room with her nose in the air. Vegeta just walked out because he didn't want to tell Bra about what they had been doing. He went over and grabbed his wallet and walked away to go to Nature's Alley to get somemore vitamins because they had been CRUELLY STOLEN FROM HIM!!
Vegeta ran in the door. "Bulma! I got an idea about why Trunks is crazy!!" He said. he had been thinking about that dumb old movie the whole time he'd been gone and had thought. In The Exorcist the girl had acted crazy and murderous. And how was TRUNKS acting? CRAZY AND MURDEROUS!! Then he remembered the Exorsicm the brave preist had done, and all the hell he had to go through, but he had finally exorcised the demon from the girl's body... and maybe HE could do that! Even though Vegeta had NO religion, none at all, No God, nothing, he still thought he could understand how to exercise somebody. "What do you want?" Bulma asked. Vegeta was dancing. "OOH! OOH!! I know why Trunks is crazy! A demon possessed him, and it's TELLING him to try and kill us!! So if I could exercise the demon out..." He said. Bulma stopped him. "NO! There will be no exercisms! Trunks is not possessed! Trunks is crazy because Pan turned him down! Now you go into that living room and clean it up. I'm not very happy with you about that." Geeta slouched to the living room to clean it. But Bulma followed him. "No, you don't hafta clean it. I've got an idea. How about we sit down and we watch a nice movie together?" She asked. Vegeta thought, and then nodded. "Shure." He said. They made some popcorn and sat down in front of the T.V. Bulma ordered the movie 'Just Married' from Pay Per Veiw even though she knew Vegeta probably woulden't like it. He didn't like ANYTHING. Vegeta layed down and put his socked feet in Bulma's lap. He crossed his arms up behind his head. Bulma picked his feet up and hugged them. "I think you'll like this movie. It's good." She said. She ate a peice of popcorn. "Well, why are we watching it when you've already seen it?" Vegeta asked. Bulma didn't answer so Vegeta just stared at the T.V and watched it. It had a really funny beginning. It was about 15 minutes into the movie that he noticed Bulma was taking his socks off. "What are you doing?" Vegeta asked, kicking his feet slightly. Bulma put his big toe in her mouth and sucked. Vegeta was discusted. Every time she sucked his feet she usually ended up getting kicked somewhere because of Vegeta throwing a sh*t fit. "Don't do that." Vegeta said. He jerked his toe out of her mouth and put his feet back on her thighs. "Put my socks back on. My feet are cold." said Vegeta. Bulma began to obediantly do just that. She hated it when Veggie woulden't let her show any affection. Vegeta sat up next to her and put his feet on the coffee table. Bulma started chucking him under the chin, knowing it turned him on wildly, even though she didn't want to have sex. She just wanted to make him happy. Vegeta smiled and raised his head up a bit as she did so. "You like that, right?" Bulma cooed. Vegeta nodded. "Sure. But I'm getting horny." He said. He made a noise and leaned his head back a little bit farther. While Bulma was trying to turn Vegeta on, Rasmas came and sat on the couch on the other side of Bulma. "Hi." Bulma said, still pleasing Vegeta. Vegeta began to lean forward naturally tworeds her. Rasmas saw what she was doing and remembered she had told him that chucking him under the chin turned him on, but he really needed to talk to her. "Goku tells me there's something up with Trunks. Is that true?" He asked, watching Vegeta leaning forward. He saw he'd probably fall in a second. "Yeah. Because Pan turned him down." Bulma said. She went a little faster. Vegeta giggled and leaned forward a bit farther. "I'll bet you can make him stop being crazy if you brought him Pan." Rasmas said. Bulma realized this. It was true! In her surprise, she yanked her finger out from under Vegeta's chin and caused him to topple forward and bash it on the coffee table. "Veggie!!" Bulma said. She yanked him up and he huddled in her lap. "Sorry about that!!" She said. Vegeta wiped tears of pain from his eyes. "S' OK." He said. He said 'Hi' to Rasmas really meekly. "So what you said about Pan...How hard do you think it would be to get her to like Trunks?" Bulma said. Rasmas shrugged. "You'd hafta ask Gohan that." He said. Just then, Bra and Goku came running down the stairs with nothing on but towels wrapped around their waists and Bra had it wrapped around her just above her jugs. "KAKAROTT!!" Vegeta yelled. "Were you having sex with my daughter again? And this time in the shower?" He asked. Goku looked ashamed. "Hey Goku, do you know how we can get Pan to like Trunks?" Bulma asked. Goku shrugged. "Tell her he's.....he's....going to college? She always likes boys who go to college." He said. Vegeta charged at Goku and knocked him down. He started to punch him. "Papa!! Don't beat up my sex toy!!" Bra said. Vegeta stopped, but he had blood all over his hands. It was Goku's blood. "But trunks is NOT going to college. He HATES college, and VEGETA won't let me take him because he says it's for wusses." Bulma said. Vegeta smirked. "It is. Tell that to Gohan." He said. "Where is Pan at?" Rasmas said. "I can go and get her really quick." Goku began to think, which was very unusual for him. "Uh...try the bar. She likes to go onstage and pretend to be..what's her name...Kelly Osbourne." He said. Pan was a punk and liked people like Kelly Osbourne. "O.Kay, even though I'm not very fond of bars." said Rasmas. "One of you come with me." Vegeta decided he'd go because he was so mad at Goku right now he coulden't see straight. "Bulma if I hear that they had sex again while I'm gone I'll kill you." He said. He flew out the roof with Rasmas.
When they went into the bar it was discusting. "Is there not one inch of this bar's floor that does not have VOMIT on it?" Rasmas said as his boot squished down in a drunk man's vomit. "I don't think so. It's pretty discusting." said Vegeta. He began looking around for Pan. Even though he thought she was a hussy he still worried that she might get killed by a drunk guy. "I don't see her anywhere. How about you?" Vegeta asked. Rasmas shook his head. He socked a drunk man who tried to tounge kiss him. "We'd still better look." He said. "Chi used to hang out in these places to get dates, but because he's such an...unusual looking boy. But he never had luck." He hung his head. "I'm sure that Bra would love to date Chi! And Chi is not bad mouthed or anything; he's a perfectly good kid, and woulden't mess around with my daughter until marraige." Vegeta said. He stole a guys bottle of beer, took a drink and then gave it back. The guy looked at his drink funnily and then threw it in the trash. Vegeta was offended. "Hokay, why do people like these places so much?" Rasmas said as he pushed past a crowd to get to the stage. He climbed up on the stage and got to the microphone, and Vegeta followed. "Hey!! Is there anyone in this crowd whose name happens to be PAN SON??!" Rasmas screamed into the microphone. Every drunk guy and girl in the bar looked up at him. "Sing! Sing! Sing!!" They started to chant. Rasmas rolled his eyes. "No, I'm not going to sing, and I'm not going to do a sexy dance either!!" He said. Just then a beautiful woman came up on the stage. "Do a sexy dance with ME." She said. Rasmas's eyes turned into hearts. "Rasmas....." Vegeta mumbled. "You have a wife..." But it was too late. He was already freak dancing the lady so Vegeta just waved him off and said into the microphone; "PAN SON! REPORT TO THE STAGE PAN SON!!" They started to chant Sing at him, too. Vegeta growled. "I'M NOT GONNA SING FOR YOU DRUNK @$$HOLES!! YOU CAN JUST GO AND FLAUG YOUR LOGS FOR ALL I CARE!! NOW IS THERE NOT ANYONE IN THIS BAR NAMED PAN SON?!" He screamed into the microphone. Nobody came up. "Rasmas, I think we're in the wrong place." He said. But the woman had led Rasmas over to the bar and they were drinking hard liquor. "I'll just join the club." He said. He walked to the bar and ordered some. In about 30 minutes they were both very drunk.
"Where is Vegeta and Rasmas? They should be back by now!!" Bulma said. She was pacing the floor. "Maybe Vegeta got DRUNK?" Bra said. Bulma shook her head. "No, he's much more sensible than that. He knows there's a big situation involving Trunks at hand." Bra and Goku went upstairs to go and be with eachother while Bulma pondered on this fact. Little did she know that upstairs Goku and Bra were attacked and knocked out. She stuck her hands in the dishwater to wash the dishes when she heard a clattering noise behind her. "Son of a b*tch. Some plates may have fallen." She said. She turned around and saw Trunks. For a second she was happy to see him and then the memory of what he had almost done to Vegeta flowed back and she threw the knife she had been washing at him. He caught it in a hand. "I'm lucky Vegeta taught me some moves in his spare time!!" Bulma said, coming up and trying to kick Trunks in the face with her high heel. Trunks grabbed her leg and flipped it around. "Gut Pa like a fish? Check. Carve my name in my mother's body, about to be checked." He said. He dug the knife into Bulma's firm skin.. "OOWW!!" She screamed. "This hurts, but in a way it makes me Randy!!" Trunks continued carving his name in her leg. He was at the 'U' when Vegeta and Rasmas broke in through the window. Vegeta saw what he was doing. "Get your miserable slimy hands off of her!!" He said. He swung his arm and the knife went sailing from his hands. He dropped Bulma in surprise. Vegeta ran over to her. "Are you O.K?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine! That was MUCH better than getting a tattoo!!" She said. She obviously didn't know that her leg was spurting blood. They broke out of their conversation when They heard Rasmas's choked scream as he hit the wall really hard. Vegeta ran and put Bulma in the recliner and then came back into the kitchen. He booted Trunks in the back of the head, causing blood to come out of his mouth. Poor Trunks was not going to escape without a couple brain problems from the looks of things now. Vegeta stomped on his head, but while he was doing this Trunks grabbed his leg and flipped him into the sink. The faucet dug into Vegeta's back and he screamed. He decided not to get up because he didn't FEEL like fighting now. When he thought he would be killed someone jumped in through the window. "Chi! What are you doing home?" Rasmas scolded. With one ki blast from Chi Trunks was sent running. "Wow. Thanks Chi." said Vegeta, getting up. Bulma limped into the kitchen and saw Chi. She waved to say hi. "He saved us." She said. "I can't help being worried about Trunks. I mean, Chi IS the strongesty person alive. Maybe he hurt him bad or something?" Vegeta felt the same. "Aw well. He didn't die and that's it." He said. He went to go and get Bra to introduce her to Chi.
"Bra, this is Chi. Chi, this is Bra. You guys met when you were 4 and 5 years old so you probably don't remember it." Vegeta said. Bra looked at Chi and Chi looked at Bra. They were instantly attracted to eachother. "He's so HANDSOME!!" Bra said, running up and hugging him. Chi didn't know what to do when an extremly pretty girl was hugging you, so he just kinda stood there. "bra you're the first whose said that about my son in YEARS!!" Rasmas said. This hurt Chi's feelings really bad. "What do you say, Chi?" Rasmas asked, pointing to Bra. Then he remembered something. His wife and Mizu!! "Chi, did you bring your mother and your little sister home?" He asked. Chi nodded, and Rasmas was relieved. "Now, what do you say to her?" He repeated. Chi looked down at the pretty girl hugging him. "Uh, thank you Bra. You're very pretty." He said. He hugged her back and then they kissed like they'd known eachother for years. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "You know what I said about Chi beleiving in abstinance? I LIED." He said. He really didn't want them to go on their date tonight. He was afraid that it would end up in sex but in about 5 minutes they were out the door. "What if he screws her?" Vegeta said. He buried his face in his hands. "What if she gets PREGNANT!!? What if I get stuck with GRANDCHILDREN?!" He began to hysterically cry. Bulma rubbed his back. "There, There. I'm sure Bra would NEVER have sex with a kid that ugly...no offense Rasmas." She said. "None taken." Rasmas answered. "Uh, she had sex with KAKAROTT! That means she'll have sex with just about anyone." Vegeta said. Goku was sad. "She just...dumped me! Like I was never anything at all!! Like I was a SEX TOY!!" He said. Vegeta snickered. "You WERE." He said. Goku charged out the door in tears. "Ha Ha. He left." said Rasmas even though he was quite fond of Goku. "I wonder how their date goes." Bulma said. She imagined how Bra's dates usually went; a slap on the face and a 'I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN YOU B@ST@RD!!'
Chi had taken her to a Flamingo dancing resturant. "This is stupid!!" Bra said as she sat down. "I was thinking more of the revolving restuarant!! All of my other dates took me there! You're CHEAP!!" She said. Chi blushed. He then remembered that Vegeta had spoiled her rotten so she wanted everything she just coulden't have. "I just don't have as much money as your other dates!!" He said, an inch away from shouting. Bra was quiet after that. "Those are nice dancers." She said. She watched one of them dance. "I-I got you a present..." Chi said, bashfully removing something from his pocket. It was a fake rose to pin on your shirt. "That rose is FAKE!! You don't expect me to take a FAKE rose on a date do you?" She said. Chi's head sunk. "Most women like them!!" He said. "How would you know? Your father said that you've never dated any girls before. He said you were unusual looking." Bra said. She clapped as the dancers finished dancing and Chi almost cried. RASMAS had said he was ugly. His own Pa!! "What else did he say?" He asked. Bra shrugged. "Oh, only that you're really strong and such." She said. Their food came. They had ordered a big lobster to share. "Mmm! This is good!! Don't you think so?" Chi asked, hopeful to have at least one thing in common with her. She was the greatest catch in West City and he knew a guy who looked like himself would only get one chance to date a woman this attractive. "I think it's bland. But what can you expect from a poor person's resturant?" Bra said. She put her fork down and Chi's feelings were hurt. "But I thought you had saiyan in you! Saiyans eat ANYTHING!!" He said. "I do...but I'm just not LIKE Papa. I don't gorge myself." Bra said. She took a sip of her coffee and spat it all over Chi's tuxedo. Chi looked down at himself shamefully. "OH no!! I'm sorry!! Here I know how to get it off!" Bra said. She took the lemon from his iced tea off and squeezed the juice on it. "You'll hafta sit with that stuff on there through the entire date but I'm sure when your mother washes it it'll come right out." Bra said. Chi was happy she had been nice at least once in this date. "Let's go outside." said Bra. "It's probably nice and cool out there and in here it's hot and you can smell the people's B.O." She got up and grabbed her leather red handbag. "Well what are you waiting for? Come on!!" Bra shouted. Chi got up and followed her outside. They were holding hands. Bra looked down. "How'd that happen" She said. She jerked her hand away and crossed them across her chest, making Chi notice just how big they were. She could FLOAT with those things!! Chi's feelings were hurt because she had jerked her hand away. He had been liking it a lot. They both heard a noise in the bushes. Bra could hear it just as good as Chi because of her saiyan half. "What was THAT?!" Bra said, jumping into Chi's arms so he'd carry her like Vegeta always would. Chi was embarrassed. "UH...I'm sure it was just the wind." Chi said. But they heard it again and it sounded like breathing. "It sounds like a monster!! AHHH!!" Bra said, buriying her face in his chest. "Uh, In case you're not remembering, I'm not Vegeta..." Chi said. "I know." Bra said. "Why would I think you were Papa?" This made Chi feel good. He thought she was substituting him for Veggie. "What if whatever that thing is is going to try and attack us? I think it's best if you go and check it out." Bra said. Chi growled and his face turned red with anger. "Are you mad? He could kill me!" He said. They were both quiet for a long time until they saw someone jump out of the bushes ahead of them. "OH! Hello, Trunks!!" Bra said. She was shocked when he shot a ki blast at them and it caused Chi to drop her. She landed on her @$$. "You idiot! You could have busted my tailbone and disfigured me!!" She said as Chi shot a ki blast at Trunks. "Don't shoot a ki blast at my brother you dolt!!" Bra said. "Remember? He's crazy?" Chi said. Bra slowley nodded. "Well than GET HIM!! What are you doing standing here and talking to me?" Chi rolled his eyes and shot a ki blast at Trunks again. Trunks jumped out of the way. Chi was about to go and get him when Bra grabbed his arm. "Help me Help me Help me Help me HELP ME!!" She yelled. Chi tried to jerk away but she was too clingy. "Bra, wait! I think I can get Trunks-" She jumped into him again and he had to catch her because he didn't want her to fall. "Save us, Chi! Don't let Trunks get us!!" Chi didn't know anything else to do but to fly up but as soon as he did she started screaming. "MY PURSE!! WE LEFT MY PURSE DOWN THERE!! WE HAFTA GO AND GET IT!! TURN BACK!!" She yelled. "No! I'd rather have an alive Bra and no purse than a purse and a dead Bra!!" Chi said. Bra began to punch him in the chest. "Turn back now or I'll jump!!" She screamed. Chi rolled his eyes and turned back from the sky. He headed tworeds her purse but Trunks got there first. "Son of a b*tch!!" He said. Bra jumped from his arms. "Give me my purse back Trunks." She said. Trunks didn't listen. Instead he took out a knife and grabbed Bra. "AHH!! Help me, Chi!!" She said. Chi scratched his head. "Trunks, uh...let her away RIGHT NOW!!" He screamed. Trunks didn't listen, so Chi decided to take action. But before he could Trunks sawed Bra's pinky off.
"I just know something bad is going to happen!!" Vegeta cried. "Please, Please, PLEASE Kais, don't let anything bad happen to my daughter!!" He buried his face into his hands. Bulma came over and gave him some tea. "Having a bad day?" She asked. She ran a hand through his hair and kissed his head. Vegeta pushed her head away. "Leave me alone!!" He said. He pounded on the table and made the tea shake and spill. "Oh no!!!" Bulma said. She ran over and began to clean up the tea. "I'm so sorry! I don't know what came over me!!" Vegeta said. "Let me help you!!" He grabbed a rag and helped her to clean it up. "Do you want some...CHEERING UP?" Bulma asked, smirking. Vegeta shook his head. "Not right now." He said. "What can I do to make you stop worriying?" Bulma said. Vegeta thought. "Nothing." He said. Bulma sunk in her chair. "I KNOW that Chi would never let anything happen to Bra." She said. "If that makes you feel just a bit better." Vegeta shook his head. "No. It doesen't. It makes me feel WORSE. Rasmas told me that Chi wasen't the most responsible kid alive. I'm just so WORRIED about her!! What if she dies? Then I'll have nobody to spoil!!" He started to cry again. But he really wasen't crying hard; just tears coming in his eyes. "You can spoil me." Bulma said. Vegeta smiled at her. "I already do that good enough." He said. Then he kissed her on the hand and walked up the stairs. "Where are you going?" Bulma asked. "To go and check on Bra." Vegeta answered. He flew out the window by the stairs and Bulma rolled her eyes.
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Bra yelled. She saw her finger fall to the floor and blood spurted out one end of it. "MY finger!! He cut it off!!" She yelled. She started to cry really really hard. Chi didn't know what to do but attack so he did. But Trunks held Bra up in front of him. "You kick me then you kick her." He said. Bra was begging and pleading for her life. "Save me Chi!!" She said. Chi looked at the pleading in her eyes and prayed to the Kais that some twist of fate would help him to save her. And then it did when Vegeta jumped onto the scene. "Vegeta!!" Chi said, as Vegeta landed in front of Trunks. He saw what he had done to Bra. "Bra! My PRINCESS!!" He screamed. He saw how much blood was coming out of the stump which used to be her finger. "I'm gonna KILL you, Trunks!!" He said. He jumped into the air and came back down with his foot outstretched. He got Trunks right in the forehead and managed to make him release Bra. He put Bra on the ground behind a bush and away from the action. "You know, I never thought I'd hafta kill my boy. But I guess I was wrong!!" Vegeta said. He looked at the maniac look in Trunks's eye and thought demon. But because he was a little bit paranoid of that movie, He didn't know that Trunks was just crazy and not possessed. He launched himself at Trunks, who grabbed his hair and threw him over his shoulder. Vegeta landed in a prickly bush. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!" He shouted as the prickly leaves poked his skin. He got up out of the bush and brushed all the leaves off his shirt. "Stupid boy. This is going to be harder than I thought." Vegeta said. But before he could get over there in order to beat Trunks' lights out Trunks was at HIM. He grabbed my Geeta by the belt and threw him in the air. Vegeta shot a series of Golagon Fires at Trunks and accidently hit the resturant. "Oops." He said. He heard lots of people scream as they died. "I'll hafta explain that to Bulma." He said. He raised his arms over his head in a volleyball like stance and raced down from the air and volleyball spiked Trunks.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
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"This is boring, Bulma! Let's do something interesting." Veggie said. He raised his eyebrows. Bulma just ignored him. "Bulma!!" He said. He inched close to her. Bulma laughed at the T.V. "Leave me alone, Vegeta." She said. Veggie noticed that Rasmas was staring at the two intently. "Don't you make me jealous that Launch isn't here right now, peeps." He said. Vegeta just smirked at him. "Sure, we can make you jealous. We can make you wish you were never alive! Right, Bulma?" He asked. Bulma just stared at the T.V. "Ha! Roseanne was so funny!!" She said. Vegeta pouted and Rasmas laughed. "HaaaaaaHaaa!! *honk* you can't even get your own wife to put out with you! You're a discrace, man!!" He screamed. Vegeta inched closer to Bulma and leaned his head on her shoulder. She didn't do anything and that was the problem. "Lemme guess, sometimes you have problems with Launch, too?" Vegeta asked. Rasmas shook his head. "No, man. She woulden't care if I raped her on the bedroom floor!!" He said.. "Can I rape YOU on the bedroom floor, Bulma?" Veggie asked. Bulma almost smacked him. Instead she threw her arm around his shoulders. "This is as far as we're going right now. I'm watching my show." She said. Too bad for Vegeta there was nothing he could do to make HER horny, when she could do plenty of things to him. Vegeta twirled his finger in her hair. "Stop that!" Bulma said. She smacked his hand away. Vegeta groaned. He massaged her shoulders with a hand, and she bit him. "Ow! No biting!" Vegeta said. Rasmas was hysterical with laughter. "Oh, shut up." Vegeta said. "Have a bong or something, but just BE QUIET." Rasmas pulled a cigarette out of the package and lit it. He placed it in his mouth. He was a really heavy smoker, ever since he had killed Ryo.(Refer to part two of 'Another Saiyan Lands on Earth'.) Vegeta layed on the floor in front of the T.V all sprawled out on his back. He watched Roseanne with Bulma and Rasmas.
After Roseanne was over, Vegeta's eyes were slits and he was still laying in the floor. Bulma got up and put a foot on his soft belly, as if to stomp on it. Vegeta grabbed her foot. "Wanna go to the bedroom?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. He got up and saw that Rasmas was out cold on the couch. "He had a bong earlier." said Bulma. Vegeta nodded. Rasmas was a stoner, and that's how he had met Tiffany. (Don't ask . Tiffany was NOT a woman, either.) Vegeta and Bulma went to check on Bra and she and Goku were sprawled asleep (buck naked) on the bed on top of eachother. The discusted couple walked on to their bedroom.
Vegeta ran and jumped on the bed. He rolled up in the sheets. This was a game they liked to play in bed, where one tried to unroll the other and yada yada yada...It was called the Tamale Game. But it was rarely ever Vegeta in the tamale. "We can be one big tamale." Bulma said. She came out of the bathroom in her negligee. Vegeta unrolled out of his tamale. "Okay." He said. Bulma ran and jumped on top of him, and then they both rolled up into the tamale. They were on the edge of the bed. "We're gonna fall." Vegeta said. He tried to roll them back over. He succeded. They began all that nasty macking and sh*t. "Ya know, this game is mighty old. What about the shower? Together?" Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "Yeah but how do we do that standing up?" He asked. He had never done that standing up. "We don't. We go into the bathtub/shower and lay down in the bottom while the shower's going." Bulma said. "It's really romantic." Vegeta nodded and rolled them out of the tamale. He pulled off his shirt and pants and put on his swimtrunks because this is a rated R story, and no naked people in my rated R standards. Bulma put on her skimpy bikini that was so skimpy it only covered the things that needed to be covered. It only covered her nipples and b-hole and crotch. Vegeta really liked this bikini. His swim trunks were so tight that if he had a boner the crotch would rip out. They climbed into the shower thingy and Vegeta turned on the water. It came on really hot. "OOOUUUCCCHHHH!!!" He screamed. He danced in a twirling circle and then turned it really cold. "Coldness is good for sex." He said. He grabbed Bulma about the waist and began to mack her everywhere someone could possibly be macked except for the nasty places. Bulma hugged him as tight as she could as he did this. Vegeta almost coulden't breath through her hug. When she began to mack him he held her tight too. In her mind Bulma was thinking about how you used to not be able to see Vegeta caught dead showing this much affection. He nestled his face in her hair, which was all wet so he got water up his nose and in his eyes and hair stuck all over his face. "Sorry." Bulma whispered. Vegeta just smiled and layed down in the bathtubd with his legs a little cramped. Bulma layed on top of him, and picked all the hair off his face. Then she licked him all over it. "Remember our new trick?" She said, grabbing the lufa. She put some soap on it and ran a little water over it, so it formed soft, foamy suds. As they slipped over the lace of the purple lufa, she undid the button on Vegeta's smimming Trunks and put the lufa inside it. Then she began to rub Vegeta's........cock with the lufa, and the soft suds helped it slip over it. Vegeta wasa overwheled with pleasure so that he could barely talk. He was groaing out some things Bulma coulden't make out as words. Vegeta's hips were moving up and down in a slow rythym. In other words, he liked it. Bulma added a little but of squeeze into into her rubs and strokes. He LOVED that. He was so lucky that he married a lady who knew how to do things like this. The rocking motion of his hips sped up. "Do you want me to stop now?" Asked Bulma, going a little faster. Vegeta was shaking his head madly as he made noises that sounded like a lion dying. He was gripping Bulma's upper arms as she did this thing to him. "No, don't stop." he said through gritted teeth. Bulma decided to stop to tease Vegeta. So she did. Vegeta was shaking. "NOOOO!!" He screamed. He was lucky it didn't wake all of West City up. "No, I'd better. I don't wanna hafta clean semen out of the bathtub tomorrow. That would be discusting." She said. Vegeta's face got red. "Too late." He said. Bulma groaned. "You're helping me tomorrow." She said, kissing him all over the face. Vegeta did it back. Then, he stipped off her bikini top, and let's just go on to about 30 minutes later.
They had gotten out of the shower and were sop and wet on their bed with the fan blowing on them. "It's FREEZING in here." Vegeta said. He made his teeth chatter to make Bulma laugh. "Shut up, Vegeta. Let me sleep, K?" Bulma said. Vegeta sat up. "NOO. I'm wide awake." He said. Bulma didn't say anything. "WHY are you wide- oh wait! You slept for almost 8 hours with those tranquilizer darts!!" She said. Vegeta nodded really fast. "Yep. Let's play Monopoly!!" He said. He ran up and grabbed the board. "Vegeta, sleep or tomorrow you'll be so tired that you cannot move!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed the peices out. "I'll be the puppy, and you can be the iron because you iron things so much!!" He said. "I don't want to play!! I want to go to sleep!!" Bulma shouted. This hurt Veggie's feelings. He walked down the stairs and into the living room. After about 15 minutes Bulma had gotten so guilty for what she had said to him that she went down after him. She found him watching a movie that didn't look very nice and Vegeta looked very frightened. "Watsa matter? What are you watching?" Bulma asked, tiredly. Vegeta pointed a shaking finger at the T.V. "I don't know but it's creeping me out!!" Vegeta shouted. Bulma glanced at the screen and noticed exactly what it was. It was The Exorcist!! "Veggie, turn that off this instant or you REALLY won't be able to sleep! That is a SCARY movie! It's so scary that when I saw it I had to sleep in my parent's bed. It was before we met." Bulma said. But Vegeta just kept on watching. His face was white and his eyes were bulging. "AHHHHH!!" He yelled, as the possessed little girl puked up green phelgm. It was a discusting sight. "Man Alive this is scary! It's hard to belive it ever happened." He said. Bulma laughed. "Vegeta, it never did. It's a bunch of bullsh*t. Stuff like that doesen't happen in real life." She said. But Vegeta wasen't so sure. He was so scared he coulden't see straight. "Bulma, why is she screaming and sitting on the crucifex?" Vegeta asked. Bulma saw what the girl was doing and flipped. She almost turned it off but Veggie stopped her. "NO! I'm watching it!!" He said. Bulma sighed. "You're gonna be sca-ared...." She said. But he watched it anyway.
"NOO! I don't want to go to bed in the DARK! I'm scared!!" Said Vegeta. He was trembling under the covers. "What did I tell you?" Bulma asked. She then laughed and turned off the light. But after a while Vegeta was still trembling and begging her to turn the light back on. "Please, Bulma! PLEASE!!" He said. "NOO! I want to sleep." Bulma said. Vegeta whimpered so Bulma sat up. She thought of ways she could help him sleep. "Uh....Vegeta, if you go to sleep then tomorrow we can do anything you want! Even if we end up having sex all day!!" Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "I can't!!" He said. His eyes were staring open blankly. It was obvious that he was too scared to move, and Bulma felt sorry for him, even if she had warned him. She put a hand on his back and rubbed. His eyelids relaxed and he closed his eyes. He knew that Bulma woulden't let anything happen to him. Bulma ran her finger up his spine, and onto the back of his neck. This gave Vegeta a creepy feeling and he jumped into the sitting positin. "Ah! What was that?!" He said. Bulma sighed and layed him down on his back. "It was NOTHING but me rubbing your back to maybe make you shut up to go to sleep." She said. "No, not that! Something ran up my spine!!" Vegeta said. Bulma laughed. "THAT was me too." She said. She felt kind of mean because in a way she had meant to scare Vegeta like that. "D-Don't do that again, O.K?" Vegeta asked. Bulma nodded. Vegeta closed his eyes as Bulma rubbed his belly like a kitten. "I should call you Buddha Baby or something." Bulma grumbled. Vegeta chuckled. "It has a ring to it." He moaned. He thought of the little girl spewing foam out her mouth and almost shot his eyes open, but didn't because Bulma was there. She traced her fingers on his ab muscles, in hopes to make him jump again, but he didn't. Bulma was dissapointed. She was about to stop and go to sleep because Vegeta was asleep, she thought, but Vegeta's eyes opened. "I tried. And even though I'm not scared anymore because you're right there, I still can't because I slept so much today." He said. Bulma pounded her fist on his stomach, and lucky for Vegeta he tightened his muscles when she did so or it would have hurt. "Darn it, Vegeta, I WANT TO SLEEP!!" She said. Spittle flew all over Vegeta when she said this. "You cannot! I want you to stay awake and play with me." Vegeta said. "GO WAKE UP RASMAS!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta flinched back and was hurt. "Well, SOR-RY." He said. He rolled over off the bed and walked into the living room. But the shadows brought back the memorys of the scary movie. He shivered and walked through the living room. "Rasmas? Hello?" He asked. Nothing answered but shadows. He shivered some more. "Freaking b*tchwoman." He said to himself. He trudged out of the living room and into the kitchen. He saw Rasmas on the couch, drooling everywhere. "HEY!" He said. Rasmas still snored. "HEY!!!!!" He yelled. Rasmas's eyes shot open. "What do you want?" He asked. "I want you to play with me. I just watched The Exorcist and I'm scared the girl will kill me."Vegeta said. He looked around the house and shuttered. "You shoulden't have watched that...." Rasmas said. "It's scary." He said. Vegeta shivered again and nodded. "I know." He said. "It made me scared." before he knew it, Rasmas was asleep again."rasmas! Hey!!" He said. But Rasmas didn't answer. So he walked up to Bra's room. Goku and her were now clothed and were feeding eachother something. "Can I eat, too?" Vegeta asked. But they shunned him away. "Aw, PLEASE?" He asked. Goku shook his head and they kept on eating. Geeta decided he'd sit on the couch until morning, and that's what he did.
In the morning Bulma walked down to see Vegeta sitting on the couch. "Hello." He said. Bulma gave a meek wave. "You were up on this couch ALL NIGHT?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. "Yes. Waiting for YOU to wake up." he said. He saw bra come down the stairs with a game in her hands. "Hey! Who wants to play Ouji with me and Goku?" She asked. Vegeta's hair stuck straight up on his head. "AAAAHHH!!! A Ouji board!!! Burn it!! Burn it!! Don't play that Bra, you'll get possessed and spit green stuff everywhere! And then a demon will write an obscene word inside of you!! DONT PLAY WITH IT!!!" Vegeta shouted. He stuck out a hand to ki blast it, But almost got Bra instead. "Ah! Papaaa!!" Bra said, ducking. It hit the wall behind her. "Don't do that again!!!" she shouted. She set the Ouji board in front of the scared Veggie. Vegeta ran up the curtains and hung on the rod, breaking it. "NOOO!!" He yelled. He ran into the bedroom and came back with a cross. He brandished it at the board. "Stay away from my family stupid DEMON!!!" He shouted. They all rolled their eyes at Vegeta. "Vegeta, what did I tell you? That stuff is not real; it's MAKEBELIEVE. The guy who wrote the book made up a silly story to scare gullible people like YOU." Bulma said. "Actually, Mom, The Exorcist is based on a true story!!" said Bra. Bulma cupped a hand over her mouth. "Shut up!!" She said. "No, IT CAN HAPPEN. Remember, I was possessed?" Vegeta said. Everyone was quiet. "Uh......Well......" Bulma said. She threw her hands in the air and left the room. Vegeta stared after her. He blasted the Ouji board and went into Bra's room. He found much more things that he thought had a link to the movie, such as a shirt with a Crusafex on it. Then he went after Bulma. He found her on the balcony. "Sometimes I wish I'd never met you." said Bulma. Vegeta's feelings were immedeantly hurt. "Well why not?" He asked. "Because then you woulden't prove to me that all this sh*t can happen. now I'm scared it'll happen to me." Bulma said. she shuttered. She didn't WANT to puke up green phelgm. It would ruin her teeth!! "Uh....just look at it this way! They'res no such thing as WEREWOLVES!!!" Vegeta said. Bulma stared at him. "Vegeta, I'm not scared of werewolves. I just hate my life!!" she said. She ran over and sat in a chair. "God. Bypolar." Vegeta muttered. He sat across from her. "Uh....let's talk about lemonade. Will you make Geeta some?" vegeta asked. Bulma noticed that he was talking in the third person and smiled. "Suurree..." She said. She went in and came back 5 minutes later with two cups of lemonade. Vegeta grabbed his and began to gulp it down. "Yum!!" He said. Even though he thought her lemonade tasted like tofu he liked to make her think it was good. "mm...Now, let's go to our room shall we." said Bulma. Vegeta dropped the glass cup. "Why? We have COMPANY." He said. Bulma ran over and began to pick up the peices of glass. "Well, because you're reffering to yourself in the third person!!" She shouted. "That means you're horny." Vegeta stomped his shoe on the glass halfway to hear the noise and the other halfway to make Bulma hafta clean more stuff up. He was still a jerk in some ways. "Well, how do you know that?" Vegeta asked. He leaned down and spread his hands all in the glass until Bulma smacked him in the mouth. "Because everytime you start that sex follows soon after." She said. Vegeta kicked the glass off the balcony. "I think you're right." He said. He grabbed her and started to drag her inside and accidently cut her on a few peices of glass but she didn't notice. The only thing she noticed was the stares she was getting from Rasmas, Bra and Goku. "What are you doing?" Bra asked. Vegeta stopped in his tracks. "Uh...your mother has been a BAD GIRL"-He eyed Bulma funnily at this point- "And I need to punish her!!" He said. Rasmas laughed. "I know what that means!!" He said. Vegeta gave him a death glare and he shut up. "What did she do?" Bra asked. Vegeta didn't answer; he just began dragging her up the stairs. "Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow.." She said as she clunked her head on each one. This made Vegeta giggly because she was in pain, but he helped her anyhow by grabbing her by the waist. He threw her on the bed. "Let me get some inscence from the bathroom!!" He said. He walked casually into the bathroom and began to dig through the drawers and cabinets while Bulma looked for a longerie to wear. All of them were dirty so she had to wear her cow pajamas. Vegeta came out with 5 sticks of inscence and saw her wardrobe. "It's not night." He said. "I know. But I thought it was close to a longerie." Bulma said. Vegeta looked her clothes up and down once more, shrugged, and then began propping the inscence everywhere. "Why do you like to burn that stuff in the heat of passion? And what scent is it?" Bulma asked. Vegeta raised his eyebrows twice. "Because it helps me. Know why? It's VIAGRA scented." He said. He didn't know it but that kind of hurt Bulma's feelings. "Why didn't you get Sex on the Beach?" She asked. "Because we're not on the beach now are we?" Vegeta answered. Bulma didn't think that mattered much. Vegeta sat on the bed. They sat side by side for about 10 minutes without saying or doing anything. "I don't know HOW we ever get started doing it..." vegeta said. he chewed on his thumbnail, and Bulma swatted his hand away from his mouth. "no. that's bad." She said. Then she grabbed his pants and yanked them off. "WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Lock the door!!" Vegeta said. Bulma quickly locked it and then ran back onto the bed. She began to mack him all over his face, neck and chest. Vegeta thought it was yummy. She grabbed his biking gloves and seductivley began to pull them off. Vegeta didn't know how somebody could make something like this look seductive but she sure did. "Wait!!" Vegeta said. he pushed her off and got up. He went into the bathroom. Bulma heard the toilet flush really fast. "O.K." he said. She looked at him funny. "What was all that? You inturrupted us to go to the BATHROOM?" She asked. Vegeta nodded, blushing. "Let's get back to it." He said.
After 5 minutes they haden't yet started. "How about a rub down?"Bulma asked. Vegeta clapped. "Yes!! Yes!! PLEASE!!" He said as he started to get it out of his underwear. "I was just kidding." Bulma said. Vegeta froze in his actions. "Oh. But it feels so GOOD!!" He said.Bulma shrugged.'"I don't know what to tell you." She said. Vegeta grumbled something terrible. "but I just gave you one last night! And the day before! And the day before that!!" Bulma said. "Can I have one if I do chores? Like clean the semen out of the bathtub from last night?" He asked. "Already done. And it was DISCUSTING." Bulma said. Vegeta blushed somemore and hid his face by looking down. Bulma laughed . "Ha Ha. I made you embarrassed. And that makes me HUNGRY!!" She said. Vegeta recognized this line from South America. "Why would that do that?" He asked. Bulma shrugged. "I don't know." She said. "It just does." Vegeta decided to try and start something, so he pushd her head in his lap. He hoped she'd get the drift. "Do I know what you're trying to do?" Bulma said. Vegeta looked up. "Oh, you might." He said. He didn't want to look directly at her face. "You're trying to make me fall asleep so you won't hafta screw me!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta inched back. "No, that's not it at all. Think about what your head is by." He said. Bulma thought for a minute. "NOO!" She said. "I am NOT putting lotion on your legs!!" Vegeta clapped a hand to his forehead. "Have you ever heard the phrase blow job?" He asked. Bulma's eyes opened wide. "Yes....But that's NASTY!!" She said. "And having it in your hand isn't?" Vegeta asked. Bulma decided that he had made a point, so she shoved her head between his legs. "I don't know how to DO this!!" She said. Vegeta sighed. Uh...here." He said. "It's better if I can't see what your doing. Just kinda like...slip it through there....then just kinda...you know the rest." He said. He was getting so embarrased and blushing so hard that his face felt like it would burst into flames. He wrapped a blanket about him for the sake of me, because this story IS only rated R. In a second, he felt her begin. A wonderful feeling spread through his body. "Yeah, that's it!! You're doing it JUST RIGHT!!" He moaned. He grabbed the bedsheets around him for his sake; hoping he woulden't puncture the waterbed with his tight grip.
Downstairs, everyone heard Vegeta scream JUST RIGHT and got very worried. "Oh my GOD!!" Rasmas said. Goku was laughing like a child. "Shut up Goku. We did the same last night." said Bra. Goku shut up and they listened to Bulma and Vegeta somemore.
Bulma really wasen't enjoying this situation; halfway because Vegeta had thrown a sheet on her head, but she knew Vegeta was because she had felt it go hard. Even though she had NEVER done this to ANYONE in her life it seemed natural, and she began to enjoy it too dispite herself. Maybe she could get Vegeta to do something like this to HER when she was done with HIM. Meanwhile Vegeta wasen't thinking about BULMA right now. He wasen't thinking of anything except the excruciating pleasure tingling througout his body. He screamed so loud that Bulma thought the foundation around the house would crack. Because she coulden't open her mouth to tell him to shutup, she was left listening to him holler. Downstairs by now they were all laughing. Vegeta's hips began to buck really hard, almost causing Bulma to choke herself. "Keep going! KEEP GOING!! KEEP GOING!!" Vegeta was shouting. It was mindless jabber from his mouth because of the huge amount of pleasure he was in. Bulma frowned at his insolence. It was just COMMON SENSE that everyone and their dog could hear him screaming for more. "That's it!!THAT'S IT!!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma finally pinched him on the leg and he got the drift. He tried to silence himself. He reduced his pleasure to only groans and things. But it was really hard for him to do. Vegeta then felt a climax coming and his hips bucked so hard that Bulma actually almost bit down a little bit. Vegeta clenched his teeth to stifle the scream that was rising to his lips but he coulden't. He yelled out with all his might and cracked several walls. The tingling sensation in his body grew huger and huger until he didn't think he could stand it anymore, and then he pushed back when he realized he'd reached come. Bulma's head popped up. "You IDIOT!! I'm sure everyone downstairs heard your-" Everyone burst in and saw Vegeta panting and shaking on the bed and Bulma shaking a finger and yelling at him. They saw a speck of white substance on Bulma's face and realized that their thoughts had been true. They all laughed and pointed. Vegeta huddled up in a fetal position and hid his red face. He didn't think he could ever show it again to his daughter, who would have PLENTY of questions this coming up night.
"Why were you guys doing that? Isn't it nasty?" Bra said. "I mean, I did it with Goku but he had protection!!" When she said this Vegeta glared at her. "WHAT?" He said. He waved a fist at her. "Uh.....I'm just saying that mom could get throat cancer from stuff like that." She said. Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Uh....I thought I needed to take his mind off some things." She said. She knew Vegeta was probably still thinking about that dumb movie he had watched the other night and would probably not be able to sleep this night. But he wasen't thinking about that. Can you guess what he was thinking about? GOOD!! "Vegeta you are going to stay in here and explain it to her because it was your idea." Bulma said. She walked from the room with her nose in the air. Vegeta just walked out because he didn't want to tell Bra about what they had been doing. He went over and grabbed his wallet and walked away to go to Nature's Alley to get somemore vitamins because they had been CRUELLY STOLEN FROM HIM!!
Vegeta ran in the door. "Bulma! I got an idea about why Trunks is crazy!!" He said. he had been thinking about that dumb old movie the whole time he'd been gone and had thought. In The Exorcist the girl had acted crazy and murderous. And how was TRUNKS acting? CRAZY AND MURDEROUS!! Then he remembered the Exorsicm the brave preist had done, and all the hell he had to go through, but he had finally exorcised the demon from the girl's body... and maybe HE could do that! Even though Vegeta had NO religion, none at all, No God, nothing, he still thought he could understand how to exercise somebody. "What do you want?" Bulma asked. Vegeta was dancing. "OOH! OOH!! I know why Trunks is crazy! A demon possessed him, and it's TELLING him to try and kill us!! So if I could exercise the demon out..." He said. Bulma stopped him. "NO! There will be no exercisms! Trunks is not possessed! Trunks is crazy because Pan turned him down! Now you go into that living room and clean it up. I'm not very happy with you about that." Geeta slouched to the living room to clean it. But Bulma followed him. "No, you don't hafta clean it. I've got an idea. How about we sit down and we watch a nice movie together?" She asked. Vegeta thought, and then nodded. "Shure." He said. They made some popcorn and sat down in front of the T.V. Bulma ordered the movie 'Just Married' from Pay Per Veiw even though she knew Vegeta probably woulden't like it. He didn't like ANYTHING. Vegeta layed down and put his socked feet in Bulma's lap. He crossed his arms up behind his head. Bulma picked his feet up and hugged them. "I think you'll like this movie. It's good." She said. She ate a peice of popcorn. "Well, why are we watching it when you've already seen it?" Vegeta asked. Bulma didn't answer so Vegeta just stared at the T.V and watched it. It had a really funny beginning. It was about 15 minutes into the movie that he noticed Bulma was taking his socks off. "What are you doing?" Vegeta asked, kicking his feet slightly. Bulma put his big toe in her mouth and sucked. Vegeta was discusted. Every time she sucked his feet she usually ended up getting kicked somewhere because of Vegeta throwing a sh*t fit. "Don't do that." Vegeta said. He jerked his toe out of her mouth and put his feet back on her thighs. "Put my socks back on. My feet are cold." said Vegeta. Bulma began to obediantly do just that. She hated it when Veggie woulden't let her show any affection. Vegeta sat up next to her and put his feet on the coffee table. Bulma started chucking him under the chin, knowing it turned him on wildly, even though she didn't want to have sex. She just wanted to make him happy. Vegeta smiled and raised his head up a bit as she did so. "You like that, right?" Bulma cooed. Vegeta nodded. "Sure. But I'm getting horny." He said. He made a noise and leaned his head back a little bit farther. While Bulma was trying to turn Vegeta on, Rasmas came and sat on the couch on the other side of Bulma. "Hi." Bulma said, still pleasing Vegeta. Vegeta began to lean forward naturally tworeds her. Rasmas saw what she was doing and remembered she had told him that chucking him under the chin turned him on, but he really needed to talk to her. "Goku tells me there's something up with Trunks. Is that true?" He asked, watching Vegeta leaning forward. He saw he'd probably fall in a second. "Yeah. Because Pan turned him down." Bulma said. She went a little faster. Vegeta giggled and leaned forward a bit farther. "I'll bet you can make him stop being crazy if you brought him Pan." Rasmas said. Bulma realized this. It was true! In her surprise, she yanked her finger out from under Vegeta's chin and caused him to topple forward and bash it on the coffee table. "Veggie!!" Bulma said. She yanked him up and he huddled in her lap. "Sorry about that!!" She said. Vegeta wiped tears of pain from his eyes. "S' OK." He said. He said 'Hi' to Rasmas really meekly. "So what you said about Pan...How hard do you think it would be to get her to like Trunks?" Bulma said. Rasmas shrugged. "You'd hafta ask Gohan that." He said. Just then, Bra and Goku came running down the stairs with nothing on but towels wrapped around their waists and Bra had it wrapped around her just above her jugs. "KAKAROTT!!" Vegeta yelled. "Were you having sex with my daughter again? And this time in the shower?" He asked. Goku looked ashamed. "Hey Goku, do you know how we can get Pan to like Trunks?" Bulma asked. Goku shrugged. "Tell her he's.....he's....going to college? She always likes boys who go to college." He said. Vegeta charged at Goku and knocked him down. He started to punch him. "Papa!! Don't beat up my sex toy!!" Bra said. Vegeta stopped, but he had blood all over his hands. It was Goku's blood. "But trunks is NOT going to college. He HATES college, and VEGETA won't let me take him because he says it's for wusses." Bulma said. Vegeta smirked. "It is. Tell that to Gohan." He said. "Where is Pan at?" Rasmas said. "I can go and get her really quick." Goku began to think, which was very unusual for him. "Uh...try the bar. She likes to go onstage and pretend to be..what's her name...Kelly Osbourne." He said. Pan was a punk and liked people like Kelly Osbourne. "O.Kay, even though I'm not very fond of bars." said Rasmas. "One of you come with me." Vegeta decided he'd go because he was so mad at Goku right now he coulden't see straight. "Bulma if I hear that they had sex again while I'm gone I'll kill you." He said. He flew out the roof with Rasmas.
When they went into the bar it was discusting. "Is there not one inch of this bar's floor that does not have VOMIT on it?" Rasmas said as his boot squished down in a drunk man's vomit. "I don't think so. It's pretty discusting." said Vegeta. He began looking around for Pan. Even though he thought she was a hussy he still worried that she might get killed by a drunk guy. "I don't see her anywhere. How about you?" Vegeta asked. Rasmas shook his head. He socked a drunk man who tried to tounge kiss him. "We'd still better look." He said. "Chi used to hang out in these places to get dates, but because he's such an...unusual looking boy. But he never had luck." He hung his head. "I'm sure that Bra would love to date Chi! And Chi is not bad mouthed or anything; he's a perfectly good kid, and woulden't mess around with my daughter until marraige." Vegeta said. He stole a guys bottle of beer, took a drink and then gave it back. The guy looked at his drink funnily and then threw it in the trash. Vegeta was offended. "Hokay, why do people like these places so much?" Rasmas said as he pushed past a crowd to get to the stage. He climbed up on the stage and got to the microphone, and Vegeta followed. "Hey!! Is there anyone in this crowd whose name happens to be PAN SON??!" Rasmas screamed into the microphone. Every drunk guy and girl in the bar looked up at him. "Sing! Sing! Sing!!" They started to chant. Rasmas rolled his eyes. "No, I'm not going to sing, and I'm not going to do a sexy dance either!!" He said. Just then a beautiful woman came up on the stage. "Do a sexy dance with ME." She said. Rasmas's eyes turned into hearts. "Rasmas....." Vegeta mumbled. "You have a wife..." But it was too late. He was already freak dancing the lady so Vegeta just waved him off and said into the microphone; "PAN SON! REPORT TO THE STAGE PAN SON!!" They started to chant Sing at him, too. Vegeta growled. "I'M NOT GONNA SING FOR YOU DRUNK @$$HOLES!! YOU CAN JUST GO AND FLAUG YOUR LOGS FOR ALL I CARE!! NOW IS THERE NOT ANYONE IN THIS BAR NAMED PAN SON?!" He screamed into the microphone. Nobody came up. "Rasmas, I think we're in the wrong place." He said. But the woman had led Rasmas over to the bar and they were drinking hard liquor. "I'll just join the club." He said. He walked to the bar and ordered some. In about 30 minutes they were both very drunk.
"Where is Vegeta and Rasmas? They should be back by now!!" Bulma said. She was pacing the floor. "Maybe Vegeta got DRUNK?" Bra said. Bulma shook her head. "No, he's much more sensible than that. He knows there's a big situation involving Trunks at hand." Bra and Goku went upstairs to go and be with eachother while Bulma pondered on this fact. Little did she know that upstairs Goku and Bra were attacked and knocked out. She stuck her hands in the dishwater to wash the dishes when she heard a clattering noise behind her. "Son of a b*tch. Some plates may have fallen." She said. She turned around and saw Trunks. For a second she was happy to see him and then the memory of what he had almost done to Vegeta flowed back and she threw the knife she had been washing at him. He caught it in a hand. "I'm lucky Vegeta taught me some moves in his spare time!!" Bulma said, coming up and trying to kick Trunks in the face with her high heel. Trunks grabbed her leg and flipped it around. "Gut Pa like a fish? Check. Carve my name in my mother's body, about to be checked." He said. He dug the knife into Bulma's firm skin.. "OOWW!!" She screamed. "This hurts, but in a way it makes me Randy!!" Trunks continued carving his name in her leg. He was at the 'U' when Vegeta and Rasmas broke in through the window. Vegeta saw what he was doing. "Get your miserable slimy hands off of her!!" He said. He swung his arm and the knife went sailing from his hands. He dropped Bulma in surprise. Vegeta ran over to her. "Are you O.K?" He asked. Bulma nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine! That was MUCH better than getting a tattoo!!" She said. She obviously didn't know that her leg was spurting blood. They broke out of their conversation when They heard Rasmas's choked scream as he hit the wall really hard. Vegeta ran and put Bulma in the recliner and then came back into the kitchen. He booted Trunks in the back of the head, causing blood to come out of his mouth. Poor Trunks was not going to escape without a couple brain problems from the looks of things now. Vegeta stomped on his head, but while he was doing this Trunks grabbed his leg and flipped him into the sink. The faucet dug into Vegeta's back and he screamed. He decided not to get up because he didn't FEEL like fighting now. When he thought he would be killed someone jumped in through the window. "Chi! What are you doing home?" Rasmas scolded. With one ki blast from Chi Trunks was sent running. "Wow. Thanks Chi." said Vegeta, getting up. Bulma limped into the kitchen and saw Chi. She waved to say hi. "He saved us." She said. "I can't help being worried about Trunks. I mean, Chi IS the strongesty person alive. Maybe he hurt him bad or something?" Vegeta felt the same. "Aw well. He didn't die and that's it." He said. He went to go and get Bra to introduce her to Chi.
"Bra, this is Chi. Chi, this is Bra. You guys met when you were 4 and 5 years old so you probably don't remember it." Vegeta said. Bra looked at Chi and Chi looked at Bra. They were instantly attracted to eachother. "He's so HANDSOME!!" Bra said, running up and hugging him. Chi didn't know what to do when an extremly pretty girl was hugging you, so he just kinda stood there. "bra you're the first whose said that about my son in YEARS!!" Rasmas said. This hurt Chi's feelings really bad. "What do you say, Chi?" Rasmas asked, pointing to Bra. Then he remembered something. His wife and Mizu!! "Chi, did you bring your mother and your little sister home?" He asked. Chi nodded, and Rasmas was relieved. "Now, what do you say to her?" He repeated. Chi looked down at the pretty girl hugging him. "Uh, thank you Bra. You're very pretty." He said. He hugged her back and then they kissed like they'd known eachother for years. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "You know what I said about Chi beleiving in abstinance? I LIED." He said. He really didn't want them to go on their date tonight. He was afraid that it would end up in sex but in about 5 minutes they were out the door. "What if he screws her?" Vegeta said. He buried his face in his hands. "What if she gets PREGNANT!!? What if I get stuck with GRANDCHILDREN?!" He began to hysterically cry. Bulma rubbed his back. "There, There. I'm sure Bra would NEVER have sex with a kid that ugly...no offense Rasmas." She said. "None taken." Rasmas answered. "Uh, she had sex with KAKAROTT! That means she'll have sex with just about anyone." Vegeta said. Goku was sad. "She just...dumped me! Like I was never anything at all!! Like I was a SEX TOY!!" He said. Vegeta snickered. "You WERE." He said. Goku charged out the door in tears. "Ha Ha. He left." said Rasmas even though he was quite fond of Goku. "I wonder how their date goes." Bulma said. She imagined how Bra's dates usually went; a slap on the face and a 'I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN YOU B@ST@RD!!'
Chi had taken her to a Flamingo dancing resturant. "This is stupid!!" Bra said as she sat down. "I was thinking more of the revolving restuarant!! All of my other dates took me there! You're CHEAP!!" She said. Chi blushed. He then remembered that Vegeta had spoiled her rotten so she wanted everything she just coulden't have. "I just don't have as much money as your other dates!!" He said, an inch away from shouting. Bra was quiet after that. "Those are nice dancers." She said. She watched one of them dance. "I-I got you a present..." Chi said, bashfully removing something from his pocket. It was a fake rose to pin on your shirt. "That rose is FAKE!! You don't expect me to take a FAKE rose on a date do you?" She said. Chi's head sunk. "Most women like them!!" He said. "How would you know? Your father said that you've never dated any girls before. He said you were unusual looking." Bra said. She clapped as the dancers finished dancing and Chi almost cried. RASMAS had said he was ugly. His own Pa!! "What else did he say?" He asked. Bra shrugged. "Oh, only that you're really strong and such." She said. Their food came. They had ordered a big lobster to share. "Mmm! This is good!! Don't you think so?" Chi asked, hopeful to have at least one thing in common with her. She was the greatest catch in West City and he knew a guy who looked like himself would only get one chance to date a woman this attractive. "I think it's bland. But what can you expect from a poor person's resturant?" Bra said. She put her fork down and Chi's feelings were hurt. "But I thought you had saiyan in you! Saiyans eat ANYTHING!!" He said. "I do...but I'm just not LIKE Papa. I don't gorge myself." Bra said. She took a sip of her coffee and spat it all over Chi's tuxedo. Chi looked down at himself shamefully. "OH no!! I'm sorry!! Here I know how to get it off!" Bra said. She took the lemon from his iced tea off and squeezed the juice on it. "You'll hafta sit with that stuff on there through the entire date but I'm sure when your mother washes it it'll come right out." Bra said. Chi was happy she had been nice at least once in this date. "Let's go outside." said Bra. "It's probably nice and cool out there and in here it's hot and you can smell the people's B.O." She got up and grabbed her leather red handbag. "Well what are you waiting for? Come on!!" Bra shouted. Chi got up and followed her outside. They were holding hands. Bra looked down. "How'd that happen" She said. She jerked her hand away and crossed them across her chest, making Chi notice just how big they were. She could FLOAT with those things!! Chi's feelings were hurt because she had jerked her hand away. He had been liking it a lot. They both heard a noise in the bushes. Bra could hear it just as good as Chi because of her saiyan half. "What was THAT?!" Bra said, jumping into Chi's arms so he'd carry her like Vegeta always would. Chi was embarrassed. "UH...I'm sure it was just the wind." Chi said. But they heard it again and it sounded like breathing. "It sounds like a monster!! AHHH!!" Bra said, buriying her face in his chest. "Uh, In case you're not remembering, I'm not Vegeta..." Chi said. "I know." Bra said. "Why would I think you were Papa?" This made Chi feel good. He thought she was substituting him for Veggie. "What if whatever that thing is is going to try and attack us? I think it's best if you go and check it out." Bra said. Chi growled and his face turned red with anger. "Are you mad? He could kill me!" He said. They were both quiet for a long time until they saw someone jump out of the bushes ahead of them. "OH! Hello, Trunks!!" Bra said. She was shocked when he shot a ki blast at them and it caused Chi to drop her. She landed on her @$$. "You idiot! You could have busted my tailbone and disfigured me!!" She said as Chi shot a ki blast at Trunks. "Don't shoot a ki blast at my brother you dolt!!" Bra said. "Remember? He's crazy?" Chi said. Bra slowley nodded. "Well than GET HIM!! What are you doing standing here and talking to me?" Chi rolled his eyes and shot a ki blast at Trunks again. Trunks jumped out of the way. Chi was about to go and get him when Bra grabbed his arm. "Help me Help me Help me Help me HELP ME!!" She yelled. Chi tried to jerk away but she was too clingy. "Bra, wait! I think I can get Trunks-" She jumped into him again and he had to catch her because he didn't want her to fall. "Save us, Chi! Don't let Trunks get us!!" Chi didn't know anything else to do but to fly up but as soon as he did she started screaming. "MY PURSE!! WE LEFT MY PURSE DOWN THERE!! WE HAFTA GO AND GET IT!! TURN BACK!!" She yelled. "No! I'd rather have an alive Bra and no purse than a purse and a dead Bra!!" Chi said. Bra began to punch him in the chest. "Turn back now or I'll jump!!" She screamed. Chi rolled his eyes and turned back from the sky. He headed tworeds her purse but Trunks got there first. "Son of a b*tch!!" He said. Bra jumped from his arms. "Give me my purse back Trunks." She said. Trunks didn't listen. Instead he took out a knife and grabbed Bra. "AHH!! Help me, Chi!!" She said. Chi scratched his head. "Trunks, uh...let her away RIGHT NOW!!" He screamed. Trunks didn't listen, so Chi decided to take action. But before he could Trunks sawed Bra's pinky off.
"I just know something bad is going to happen!!" Vegeta cried. "Please, Please, PLEASE Kais, don't let anything bad happen to my daughter!!" He buried his face into his hands. Bulma came over and gave him some tea. "Having a bad day?" She asked. She ran a hand through his hair and kissed his head. Vegeta pushed her head away. "Leave me alone!!" He said. He pounded on the table and made the tea shake and spill. "Oh no!!!" Bulma said. She ran over and began to clean up the tea. "I'm so sorry! I don't know what came over me!!" Vegeta said. "Let me help you!!" He grabbed a rag and helped her to clean it up. "Do you want some...CHEERING UP?" Bulma asked, smirking. Vegeta shook his head. "Not right now." He said. "What can I do to make you stop worriying?" Bulma said. Vegeta thought. "Nothing." He said. Bulma sunk in her chair. "I KNOW that Chi would never let anything happen to Bra." She said. "If that makes you feel just a bit better." Vegeta shook his head. "No. It doesen't. It makes me feel WORSE. Rasmas told me that Chi wasen't the most responsible kid alive. I'm just so WORRIED about her!! What if she dies? Then I'll have nobody to spoil!!" He started to cry again. But he really wasen't crying hard; just tears coming in his eyes. "You can spoil me." Bulma said. Vegeta smiled at her. "I already do that good enough." He said. Then he kissed her on the hand and walked up the stairs. "Where are you going?" Bulma asked. "To go and check on Bra." Vegeta answered. He flew out the window by the stairs and Bulma rolled her eyes.
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Bra yelled. She saw her finger fall to the floor and blood spurted out one end of it. "MY finger!! He cut it off!!" She yelled. She started to cry really really hard. Chi didn't know what to do but attack so he did. But Trunks held Bra up in front of him. "You kick me then you kick her." He said. Bra was begging and pleading for her life. "Save me Chi!!" She said. Chi looked at the pleading in her eyes and prayed to the Kais that some twist of fate would help him to save her. And then it did when Vegeta jumped onto the scene. "Vegeta!!" Chi said, as Vegeta landed in front of Trunks. He saw what he had done to Bra. "Bra! My PRINCESS!!" He screamed. He saw how much blood was coming out of the stump which used to be her finger. "I'm gonna KILL you, Trunks!!" He said. He jumped into the air and came back down with his foot outstretched. He got Trunks right in the forehead and managed to make him release Bra. He put Bra on the ground behind a bush and away from the action. "You know, I never thought I'd hafta kill my boy. But I guess I was wrong!!" Vegeta said. He looked at the maniac look in Trunks's eye and thought demon. But because he was a little bit paranoid of that movie, He didn't know that Trunks was just crazy and not possessed. He launched himself at Trunks, who grabbed his hair and threw him over his shoulder. Vegeta landed in a prickly bush. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!" He shouted as the prickly leaves poked his skin. He got up out of the bush and brushed all the leaves off his shirt. "Stupid boy. This is going to be harder than I thought." Vegeta said. But before he could get over there in order to beat Trunks' lights out Trunks was at HIM. He grabbed my Geeta by the belt and threw him in the air. Vegeta shot a series of Golagon Fires at Trunks and accidently hit the resturant. "Oops." He said. He heard lots of people scream as they died. "I'll hafta explain that to Bulma." He said. He raised his arms over his head in a volleyball like stance and raced down from the air and volleyball spiked Trunks.