Emma had several unwritten rules. One of them was to care for any
endangered animal you find. Another one was that if your friend wears a
thong, they're not your friend anymore. One of the most important ones was
anyone who uses her lip gloss shall suffer a horrible fate.
Emma just stood there staring at her lip gloss until Jeff came home. Jeff knocked on her bedroom door and asked if he could come in.
"Yes.," mumbled Emma.
Jeff entered the room.
"What's wrong?" asked Jeff.
"You know what's wrong!" shouted Emma.
"Nope, I don't know what's wrong," replied Jeff.
"YOU USED MY LIP GLOSS!" Emma shouted at the top of her lungs. "MY LIP GLOSS IS THE ONLY THING THAT UNDERSTANDS ME!"
"I'm sorry, Emma," said Jeff. "I guess I should've asked your permission first. You see, bums love lip gloss. Lip gloss always used to fall from girls' purses when they were walking down the street. When a bums' lip got all icky, we would use the lip gloss to make our lips feel better. And it also makes a great snack when you have a case of the munchies.
Emma just stood there. It appeared as if everyone on Earth was an idiot except her.
"Listen up, Jeff," said Emma. "I have an unwritten list of rules! One of them is to care for all endangered animals. Another one is to not be friends with anyone who wears a thong! And one of the most important rules is to not use my lip gloss!"
"Hey, didn't I read about those rules somewhere?" asked Jeff. "It was at the beginning of this chapter about a girl.,"
"AHH!" shouted Emma.
All of a sudden, a teenage girl appeared at the window. She climbed into the room and put on a perky face.
"Hi Jeffy!" said the girl.
"Hey Loly," said Jeff.
"Who is this?" asked Emma. "This is my girlfriend, Emma," said Jeff. "Even though she's a teenager, we still have a nice relationship!"
Emma screamed again.
"Be nice Emma," said Loly. "I came here all the way from Newfoundland. That's far away."
"Why would you date a bum?" asked Emma.
"Well, after that dumb A.J. dumped me, I looked for any guy coming my way. Jeff was the first guy I found. Now my friend Chelsea is dating A.J. and that won't last for long, if you know what I mean," said Loly.
Emma felt red. She knew that stress was coming her way. She started screaming a bunch of nonsense and things that would make people gasp.
"GET OUT!" shouted Emma. "JEFF, LEAVE! TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOO! YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER! OUT! OUT! OUT!"
"Whoa, that sure was a lot exclamatory sentences," Loly.
Emma could tell that Jeff understood her anger. He looked at her in the eye and then climbed out the window. Loly, with a confused face, followed him. After six minutes, Emma realized that Jeff was gone. He would never come back to ruin her life.
Then Emma all of a sudden felt sorry for Jeff.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Emma just stood there staring at her lip gloss until Jeff came home. Jeff knocked on her bedroom door and asked if he could come in.
"Yes.," mumbled Emma.
Jeff entered the room.
"What's wrong?" asked Jeff.
"You know what's wrong!" shouted Emma.
"Nope, I don't know what's wrong," replied Jeff.
"YOU USED MY LIP GLOSS!" Emma shouted at the top of her lungs. "MY LIP GLOSS IS THE ONLY THING THAT UNDERSTANDS ME!"
"I'm sorry, Emma," said Jeff. "I guess I should've asked your permission first. You see, bums love lip gloss. Lip gloss always used to fall from girls' purses when they were walking down the street. When a bums' lip got all icky, we would use the lip gloss to make our lips feel better. And it also makes a great snack when you have a case of the munchies.
Emma just stood there. It appeared as if everyone on Earth was an idiot except her.
"Listen up, Jeff," said Emma. "I have an unwritten list of rules! One of them is to care for all endangered animals. Another one is to not be friends with anyone who wears a thong! And one of the most important rules is to not use my lip gloss!"
"Hey, didn't I read about those rules somewhere?" asked Jeff. "It was at the beginning of this chapter about a girl.,"
"AHH!" shouted Emma.
All of a sudden, a teenage girl appeared at the window. She climbed into the room and put on a perky face.
"Hi Jeffy!" said the girl.
"Hey Loly," said Jeff.
"Who is this?" asked Emma. "This is my girlfriend, Emma," said Jeff. "Even though she's a teenager, we still have a nice relationship!"
Emma screamed again.
"Be nice Emma," said Loly. "I came here all the way from Newfoundland. That's far away."
"Why would you date a bum?" asked Emma.
"Well, after that dumb A.J. dumped me, I looked for any guy coming my way. Jeff was the first guy I found. Now my friend Chelsea is dating A.J. and that won't last for long, if you know what I mean," said Loly.
Emma felt red. She knew that stress was coming her way. She started screaming a bunch of nonsense and things that would make people gasp.
"GET OUT!" shouted Emma. "JEFF, LEAVE! TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOO! YOU'VE MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER! OUT! OUT! OUT!"
"Whoa, that sure was a lot exclamatory sentences," Loly.
Emma could tell that Jeff understood her anger. He looked at her in the eye and then climbed out the window. Loly, with a confused face, followed him. After six minutes, Emma realized that Jeff was gone. He would never come back to ruin her life.
Then Emma all of a sudden felt sorry for Jeff.
TO BE CONTINUED...