"Chapter the twelth.
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Trunks gagged up blood. "Son of a B*tch!!" He said as Vegeta started dancing on his head rather painfully. "Oh!" Vegeta said, grabbing a sombrero off the ground. He put it on and danced on Trunks somemore. "Papa! Don't dance on him; KILL HIM!!"Bra said. Vegeta pinned Trunks' head under his boot. "I'm gonna CRUSH your head." He said. But then he remembered that Trunks was his son. "Or, I'll beat you up very badly." He said. He was gloating on this statement when Trunks whirled around and grabbed Vegeta's arms and twisted them behind him. Vegeta screamed. "I forgot to stretch this morning!!" He yelled, as Trunks bent his arms back even farther. "Chi, help Papa!!" Bra said. But Chi was fainted from the sight of Bra's blood. Vegeta screamed again. "Hey Trunks, I just wanted to tell you before you kill me that you mother wanted you to clean your room." He said as he gritted his teeth against the horrible pain. Trunks nodded. Vegeta thought he coulden't stand it anymore and his arms would break off when a highheeled shoe hit Trunks in the face. It was Bulma. "BULMA? What are you doing here? Get back home right-WHOA!!" said Vegeta. He had seen that she had dressed herself up in a tight girl's spandex suit. "I sensed something was wrong Vegeta, like you were losing or something, so I used our air car to get here." She said. She looked at Trunks. "Are you O.K, son?" She asked. Trunks meekly nodded. She jerked him up and Vegeta realized the maniac look was erased from his eyes. "Mom? Dad? Bra? Chi?" He said. They all nodded. "Cool! I'm not crazy anymore!!" He said. He headbanged. "Why aren't you crazy anymore? What did Bulma kicking you hafta do with anything?" Vegeta asked. "I don't know. I guess it knocked me back to my senses." Trunks said. Bulma looked at the sombrero on Vegeta's head. "How come your wearing that?" She asked, ripping it off. Vegeta shrugged and Bulma put it on.
When they got home they locked Trunks in his room just in case he went crazy again. Chi and Bra were up in her room having some fun, and Rasmas, Vegeta, and Bulma were sitting at the kitchen table and having a bite to eat. Vegeta had taken Bra to Dende to get her finger healed. "I'm so glad that Bra and Chi decided to hook up!!" Rasmas said, taking a bite of his watermelon. His ugly son now had a beautiful woman!! Vegeta and Bulma were feeding eachother some. "Bulma, I was wondering. Are you still sad about your parents?" Veggie asked. Bulma nodded. "Yes, I am. But not AS sad." She said. She fed Vegeta a bite of the watermelon. "Mmm." He said. "It tastes good." Rasmas was watching them. He remembered how back when he was bad and he had almost killed Bulma, they had such a good bond with eachother that Vegeta cried when she almost died. He may have cried all the time but never that hard before. And he had tried to kill him for almost killing Bulma; he still remembered the glass up the roof of his mouth thing. "I'm gonna go and watch T.V." Vegeta said. He excused himself from the table and walked over to the couch. He layed down on it and turned on the T.V. His eyes soon narrowed to slits. "But Veggie, we were just feeding eachother! That's supposed to be romantic; not broken by a T.Vaholic!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta just shrugged and kept watching the T.V. Bulma walked over. She sat by his legs that were so muscular that they looked pudgy. "Wanna come to the Country Club with me? I invited Rasmas and everyone to come as guests, and you've never come with me. You're not training right now so could you PLEASE come with me?" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "Nope. I don't want to go to those stupid things for rich snobs." He said. "Well if you hate rich snobs you should never have married me." Bulma said. Vegeta didn't say anything. He averted his pupils down to Bulma's Hand, which was rubbing his thigh and about to make its way up his shorts. "Uh, Bulma, you'd better watch that hand there. You don't want it bit off, now do you?" He asked. Bulma laughed. "What is there to bite it down there except something that I would LOVE to pet if you'd come to the country club with me." Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "Wow. That's pretty tempting." He said as he noticed Rasmas was watching their little cherade and was giggling like crazy. "No." He said. He was to embarrased to say yes. Bulma moved her hand further up into his shorts, reaching the top of his thigh and with her fingers in the place where your hips and thighs meet. Vegeta watched Rasmas spew milk out of his nose. "Bulma, Rasmas is watching Uh- USSSS!!!" He screamed, as Bulma dug her fingers into his thigh. It was so close to his package he actually started to get horny. Rasmas was now laughing so hard the chair had tipped over and he was on the floor. He was laughing something but Vegeta coulden't tell what he was saying exactly. "I thought you wanted me to come to the country club with you, not give me a rub down!!" Vegeta said, as she moved a bit closer to his package. He almost screamed when the back of her hand brushed it. "I'm still Offering..." Bulma said. "O.K!! I'll come!!" Vegeta said. He coulden't turn down what she was offering. It was too good to be true!! "But I don't have anything to wear." Vegeta said. "All the stuff I have to wear is to indecent for a rich person's party." Bulma waved a hand at him. "Oh, bullsh*t. I'm sure you've got plenty of stuff like the stuff rich people wear." She said.
"I don't want to wear that!!" Vegeta shouted, pointing a shaky finger at a lime green t shirt. "But it's the only thing I culd find that's not skin tight or your pecs aren't sticking halfway out of!! Now go find some jeans." Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "No. I will not wear jeans. They're uncomfortable and they will make me look like a COWBOY!!!" He said. Bulma threw some mildly tight jeans in his face and his belt. Vegeta began to put his biking gloves on. "No No NO!!" Bulma said, grabbing them from him. "What??" Vegeta snarled. "You are NOT wearing biking gloves to the country club! You hafta look sufisticated! You hafta act like my rich and just as snobby husband." Bulma said. "But you're not snobby." Vegeta countered. Bulma looked sad. "I try to act that way at the country club." She said. She knew the other rich people talked about stuff like how they had a poor person killed for their money. "I don't WANT to go!!" Vegeta said. He did a squat dance and Bulma kicked him in the butt. "Behave. Now come on." She said.
When they got to the country club Vegeta's tummy started to hurt with nervousness. He saw all the other people had their noses up in the air and were dressed really well. They were the richest people there and didn't dress like that!! An old lady walked up to Bulma. "Hello Bulma. Let's sit down and have some tea...Oh my gosh! That must be your husband!!" She said. Bulma nodded. "Yes. I managed to get him to come this time. Isn't he a doll?" She said. Vegeta clenched his teeth. Here she was doing the things he really didn't like in public!! "Yes, he's such a little DARLING!!!" The old lady said, pinching his cheek and pulling on it. Bulma saw Vegeta's face go red as he blushed, and his teeth clench in fury as he got angry. He was mad that this woman was doing this, and she was hurting him. He was about to smack her into a potted plant when Bulma grabbed him around the waist and yanked him away. "No, Veggie! She's old, remember? That's just how old people act!!" She said. Vegeta knew he was about that woman's age in human years but he counted himself in Saiyan years so he wasen't NEAR her age. Vegeta rubbed his cheek. "Uh...how nice to see you I guess." He said. "Vegeta, this is Carl." Bulma said. Vegeta snickered. "Isn't that a boys name?" He said into Bulma's ear. Bulma laughed a little bit. "Shut up!!" She giggled, and pushed his face away. "Carl, this is Vegeta." Bulma finished. The lady took Vegeta's hand and shook it really hard, so hard it almost yanked it out of socket. "Please no more old people." Vegeta grumbled as Bulma led him over to a table of ladies. They all said hello to Bulma. "This is my husband. His name is Vegeta!!!" She said. All the woman got up to meet him and they also had touchy hands. "Isn't he so cute?" One of them said, touching his hair. Vegeta looked at Bulma with pleading eyes as another petted him under the chin. It took all he had to not knee her into a window. And one touched his face, his arms, tickled his stomach...and he got so mad he finally stomped a foot and screamed, and they all went flying in different directions."VEGGIE!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta blushed again. "Sorry, Bulma. I just can't STAND people like them." Vegeta said. He helped them all up. "What a gentleman." One said as her tooth fell out.
It wasen't that long until Rasmas showed up along with Launch, Mizu and Chi, who had Bra latched to his arm. She had told Vegeta and Bulma she would be going along with Chi. "Hello!!" Bulma said. She introduced them to her rich friends. Vegeta watched the rich people swarm all over them too, and he felt so sorry for poor Mizu. She was being tossed around like a volleyball, and touched and prodded like Vegeta himself had been. When one tried to do the same to Bra he knocked her into the wall. Rasmas was letting the ladies all gawk over his looks. Launch had went immedeantly over and started helping with refreshments. Bra and Chi went over to have some punch. "OOOH! I want some punch!!" Vegeta said. He jumped up and down. Bulma grabbed his arm to restrain him. "Vegeta, it's spiked...." She whispered as she saw people trip over eachother. Vegeta didn't know what that meant so the minute Bulma wasen't looking he went and drank 5 big glasses. In about 20 minutes he wasen't feeling very well. "Bulma..." He said. He staggered over to her. "What is is darling? I'm trying to talk to my friends!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed his stomach. "I think I'm going to throw up....." He grumbled. Bulma just looked at him and noticed his face was bright red and flushed. "You look sick Vegeta. Maybe you should go sit down." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded and started to stagger tworeds a chair but stumbled over his feet and fell. "Oh No! Are you sure your OKay? Did you drink some punch?" Bulma asked. Vegeta shook his head. "Not that I...remember..." He said. Then he passed out. Bulma went over to Launch and asked her. "Oh yes, he's been drinking like no man I've ever seen drink before!!" She answered. Vegeta had started looking up women's dresses as they danced and stuff and being a pervert. "I knew I never should have tooken him here. I KNEW he'd embarrass me!!" Bulma said. Vegeta had just caused a young woman to run out of the country club. Bulma grabbed Vegeta by the arm. "What do you think you're DOING?!" Bulma said. The drunk Vegeta stared up at her with rolling eyes. "I'm.....I'm....*SNNNNXX*" He said as he fell asleep. Bulma managed to carry him to a private bedroom and lay him down on the bed there, in which he had already begun to drool all over the pillow case. She walked out and saw that Rasmas was freaking a bunch of rich young woman. "Anyone who wants me to freak them, put 1,000 dollars in my hat." He said. He held out a hat. Bulma knew they were poor and needed money. Rasmas had already earned one million dollars. "Rasmas, because Vegeta's DRUNK, and your wife is serving the food, would you mind dancing with me?" She asked. "OKay, with you for free." Rasmas said. He began to dance with Bulma like Vegeta never would, but when he tried to stick his tounge in her mouth Bulma pushed him into the wine table.
Bra and Chi were outside of the country club in the courtyard. There was a huge fountain in the middle and bushes surrounding it. "Where are we going?" Chi whispered. He had never been to the country club before and didn't know where she was taking him. "See that Gazebo over there? I snuck some wine coolers and some pizza rolls in there. I want to go in there and make out." She said. Chi looked up and saw the Gazebo. "OKay. But are we supposed to be out here? It's after dark, and-" He began. Bra shushed him. "Shut up! No, we're NOT supposed to be out here. But if the servants say anything about it they've lost their job, so they just keep to themselves." She said. "Now keep walking or I'll drag you there!!!" Chi rolled his eyes. "I don't think we should break the rules. I think we should go inside and make out in there!!!" He said. Bra looked at him funny. "Yes, that's a GREAT idea. But what If I decide I want to lead it somewhere else, and we can't do that inside because Papa will kill you for it." She said. Chi remembered Vegeta's strict rules about who his daughter screwed. All of the boys she had screwed had been against Vegeta's rules, though. "Oh. In that case let's carry on." He said. They kept running. But, there was a large hill in the middle of the courtyard, and they both tripped and fell down the hill. When they came to a stop, Chi sat up and noticed they were in the middle of something metal that had little holes in it. "Bra, what's th-" He said. A bunch of water shot out of the holes. "WE'RE IN THE FOUNTAIN!! MY DRESS!! MY HAIR!!" She screamed. A stream of water got her right in the face and made her makeup run. "EEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!" She screamed. Chi was hit straight in the back by one. "Hurry! We hafta get out of this wretched fountain!!!" Bra said. She got up and ran, and a stream of water shot her right up her dress. "What perverted water." Chi said as he saw Bra get out of the fountain and roll on the ground. "I'm all wet!!!" She cried. Chi noticed something that made him horny. The fountain had made her dress see-through. "Wow." He said. Bra looked down at herself and noticed. "NOOOOO!!! I can't go inside looking like THIS!!!" She screamed. Chi walked over and helped her up. "Good. That means we get to stay in the Gazebo ALL NIGHT LONG and do things." He said. Bra stared at him and blinked. "That's the spirit! Now come on." She said, and they ran over and finally got into the Gazebo. Chi saw that she had set the table up to be very pretty.
Vegeta woke up in the room about 30 minutes later with his head hurting. He was still a little drunk but not NEAR as bad as it had been. He didn't know where he was. He walked out of the room, running into about 3 walls on the way. But he was walking the wrong way, tworeds the back door, and tworeds the COURTYARD door. He accidently knocked some of the pictures down and put them back up upside down and sideways because his perception was all screwed up. He was humming a toon as he stumbled along the hallway. His ankle twisted and he fell, so he started to seal-crawl to the door. He saw the big heavy doors of the courtyard and recognized them to looklike the ball room doors, and he thought that was where he was going. So he seal- crawled over to them and pushed them open. He stood up the best he could and looked around. "Wow. They sure have changed this ballroom since I been sleepin'. Now where's Bulma?" He said to himself. He started to stagger around looking for her. "Bullmaaa!!*Burp*" He said. He noticed the hill that he had to walk down. "Cool. I can do a somersault down it!!" He mumbled. Because his mind was all screwed up he wasen't thinking of all the rocks and antpiles and things down the hill, so he just pitched himself down it and started to somersault. "WEEEEEEE!!" He yelled. A rock sliced his head. "Owwww..." He said. He finally came to a stop in the fountain. It haden't been shooting water when he landed in it. He realized where he was. "The fountain!! Why did they put a fountain in the ballroom????....aw well, who cares. It's them who was drinking something, not me." He said. As he got up to start walking again the fountain fired behind him. "Hm. I am thirsty." He said. He tried to drink it but it dissapeared before he could. When another stream of water came up he tried again but he kept on missing.
After about an hour he had finally caught one. He stumbled out of the fountain and noticed the gazibo up ahead and that there was people inside. "There's Bulma!!" He said, thinking Bra was she because she looked so much like her and Vegeta coulden't really see that well in the dark. He staggered up tworeds the gazibo. After about 5 minutes he climbed in there, exhausted with dirt all over him. And what he saw wasen't Bulma at all; It was BRA having sex with CHI!! It took Vegeta a minute to realize what they were doing, but when he saw Chi thrust upward and heard Bra groan, even the drunk man knew. Vegeta fainted on the ground with surprise.
"I found this man outside!!!" The gardener said as he toted Vegeta inside. He layed him down on a couch in the middle of the ballroom, still fainted. "Veggie! That's my husband!!" Bulma shouted, running over. She saw he was heavily fainted. "How'd he get out there? He was in on of the rooms asleep!!" She said. She smacked his cheeks softly. "Veggie! Wake up, Veggie!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes fluttered open. Then he jumped up and wrapped his arms around Bulma's neck. "Veggie? What's the problem?" Bulma asked, into his hair. She noticed his hair smelt really good and that made her remember her little promise to him; that she'd give him a rub down for coming with her. Vegeta wiped his face on her dress and then said, "I don't remember WHAT I saw. But I know it was something bad." He then noticed that his face was very close to her breasts. Bulma realized this and pulled his face in tworeds her chest. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "Uh...Uh..." He said. He closed his eyes until she released his head so he woulden't hafta look at her breasts. Bra walked up. "God. What's wrong with Papa?" She asked. Vegeta looked up at her. "AHHH!! Her!! I saw her and Chi...doing something...Oh YEAH!! They were having sex!!!" He said. Bulma petted Vegeta's head affectionatly. "It's O.K, Veggie! I know that Bra woulden't do that to you....would she?" She said. Vegeta frowned at Bulma. "Of course she would because she DID!!!" He said. Then Bulma remembered that Vegeta had been drunk and that what he was saying was probably a bunch of huey. "Vegeta, you lie." She said. Vegeta growled. "I do NOT lie!!!" He said. Everyone in the country club was staring at him as he gave Bulma that evil look. "Well, He WAS cute...but that face..." One of them said. Vegeta heard this a grinned. Now maybe they'd stop gawking at him? "I think you're not liying...but because you were DRUNK you are hullucinating!!" She said. Vegeta layed down on the couch thingy. "I was not." He said. Bulma sat next to him and stroked his ribs with a finger. "Uh...and how do you expect me to know?" She asked. Vegeta pointed tworeds the Gazebo. "Go out there and look in that Gazebo!! I'm quite sure that there is at LEAST a pint of semen on the ground." He said. Bulma decided she didn't want to see that sight. "Uh...O.K. I guess I beleive you." She said. Vegeta smiled or smirked. Bulma coulden't tell which one that he had did; she just knew he had won the arguement so it was most probably a smirk. "Bra, your grounded for...a month." Bulma said. Chi swooned and almost fainted. "No! Then I can't see her for a month!!" He said. Bulma shrugged. "That was Bra's decision." She said. Bra ran out of the Country Club screaming. "Now, you shoulden't have been that mean..." Vegeta mumbled. He hated it when Bulma punished Bra in front of him and didn't even ask him about it. But he really didn't care about TRUNKS. "Let's go home Veggie. It's almost 11 o clock and I have something to.......give to you. A present." She said. Vegeta looked back at the following night and remembered her promise. "Oh, sure! Let's go!!" He said, jumping up from the couch. He really wanted a rub down tonight because maybe it would get rid of his horrible headache.
"Let's go up to our room, Veggie." Bulma said. Vegeta grasped the side of his head and squeezed his temples. "No. I CAN'T. My head hurts so bad...Ow!!" He screamed. Bulma grabbed some pills out of the cabinet. "Try Namprin." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "I've seen this whole cherade before on Mad T.V." He said. He knew he was having a hangover. Bulma felt really sorry for him. "Here. Put this rag on your head." She said, in a voice you might use for a baby or a dog. She placed the steaming hot rag on his forehead and helped him lay down on their bed upstairs. Vegeta held the rag on. "I hope I listen to you from now on." He said. "I should have known what the term 'spiked' meant." And boy, it WAS spiked. It was so spiked it wasen't even funny. Vegeta HAD noticed a funny taste to the punch. "How could I be so stupid?" He said. Bulma shrugged. "Because you ARE stupid." She said. "I don't know." This made poor Geeta feel really bad about himself. "Come on over here and give me a rubdown like you promised." He said. Bulma looked at him. "Hang on." She said. She went and got her longerie out of the cabinet. "You don't HAFTA wear that silly thing all the time." Vegeta said. Bulma shrugged. She ddidn't know why she had even put on the lengerie just to give a handjob. There was no reason for it. She put some oil on her hands because feeling his dick directly on her hands wasn't all too nice. Vegeta was laying there, waiting impatiantly. "Come on." He said. "I'm waiting." Bulma didnt want to. But she looked at that ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE Geeta and decided that she had to, no matter what because little Geeta's are just too cute to pass up!! She came over on the bed and pushed him to the laying position. She took off his tanktop and put on his cute gown, and then pulled his tight tight pants down. She stripped them off. She saw the smile on Vegeta's face and was instantly happy because of his happy smile. So she grabbed his...area and started to pet his......dog. Vegeta's facial expression instantly changed from happiness to PURE happiness. He groaned a excellent sound. "Oh my God....Oh, my GOD!!" He said. His hips began to do that bucking thing they always did when she was giving him a good handjob. Bulma thought it was kind of insulting because when they had sex, he never respoonded with those noises and captions. Vegeta was so happy that in his mind was all rainbows and sunshine. "Give me some jerks and squeezes or SOMETHING!! Come on, WOMAN!!!" Vegeta said. Bulma smiled and began to run her finger along it, making it even more erect and making Vegeta's groans of pleasure even louder. "More!!! MORE!!!" He yelled. He obviously wanted MORE, like he was saying, so Bulma gave him more. They were having a jolly old time until Vegeta accidently kicked Bulma in the face. "Ow!!!" She screamed and tumbled off the bed backwards. Vegeta sat up. "Bulma? Are you O.K?" He asked, sticking his head over the side of the bed. She opened her eyes. "Sure I am. I just almost got my nose broken by my stupid husband who can't control his limbs when he's getting a rub down!!!" Vegeta blushed really hard. "Sorry." He said. He yanked her up on the bed by her arm. "More?" Vegeta said. Bulma looked at him and scowled with the most evil look imaginable so Vegeta just ruled that out to mean that she didn't WANT to give him his rubdown anymore. "But I went to that stupid club with you!!" He said. "I said RUB DOWN. I didn't say pacifically how long the rub down were to last." She said. Vegeta pouted. "Then your Geeta won't go down on you for 5 days!!!" He said. Bulma stared at him for a minute, and then she realized something. A life without Geeta sex was SUICIDE!!! "I don't want to though. You shoulden't force a lady into it; that isn't nice." She said. Vegeta was even more sad. He layed down on his back in the bed. "I need some Tylonal for my headache!!" He whined. Bulma threw his rag at him. "Shut up. I'm not your slave." She said. Vegeta was sad. He layed on the pillow and rested his eyes until he heard her come back in. She was dusting the room and stirring things up. "WOMAN!!! *Cough* *Cough*" Vegeta said. The dust and sh*t that was flying around was upsetting his throat. "Stop dusting. Your making Geeta cough." He said. Bulma shook the duster out and walked over to him. Vegeta squinted up at her. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked. She whacked him in the head with the fuzzy part of the duster. "OWW!!*Cough* *Cough*!!" Vegeta said. Bulma giggled at Geeta. She came and sat with her butt on his stomach. "Get off me." Vegeta said. "Just...get up and dust or something. Go on." Bulma smiled at that Geeta so he would be madder. Then she grabbed the duster and dusted Geeta's hair out. "Don't!! Stop it!! You're getting dust all in Geeta's hair!!!" He hollered. Bulma dusted Geeta's face, and when she passed his nose he went into a huge sneezing fit. "Hachoo! HAACHOO!!" He sneezed. Mucus and snot shot out of his nose for a ten mile radius, making Bulma covered in it. She wiped it off her and smeared some on his cheek. "I think that belongs to you." She said. Vegeta smirked and wiped it off with his thumb. "Why are you dusting your Geeta up?" Vegeta asked. She dusted his neck. Vegeta got about a million thousand things in his eyes. She moved down to dust his chest. "Dusting my Geeta...Dusting my Geeta..." She sang. Geeta chuckled. "I like your song." He said. He started to giggle helplessley when Bulma did his tummy. Bulma felt his stomach contract in his laughter and looked up. "Does that tickle or something?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. "Yes." He said, wiping his eyes. Bulma did it faster and made him squeal with laughter. "Coochie Coochie Coo!!" She said. Vegeta got so mad that she woulden't stop. "QUIT IT!!!!" He yelled. When she didn't get off he arched his back and she fell off sideways. "You baby!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed the duster from her. "See how it feels!!" He yelled. He started to tickle her with it. "STOP!!!" She shreaked. Vegeta did it harder until her face was blue and she coulden't get control of herself. "I can't breathe!!!" She screamed, so Vegeta stopped. "Teach you to do that to your Geeta!!" Vegeta said. He made dust go in her face with it and made her sneeze. "Don't do that!!" Bulma said. She jumped up and tackled him to the ground. "Ow!! Watch my back!! Get off of me!!!" He squealed. He rammed her into the wall and made her dazed. "You b@sT@rd!!" She screamed and shoved her foot in his side. Vegeta roared with pain, making Bra wake up and come in. When she came in Vegeta was biting Bulma's foot and she was clawing his back. "Uh...are you guys fighting?" She asked. Vegeta looked up. "Uh...NO, we're not fighting. We're having sex." He siad. Bulma smacked him really hard. "Oh, like that's any better!!!!" She said. "It's better to tell her we were fighting than we were having sex!!!!" Vegeta spit in her face and she wiped it off, and they continued fighting. Bra shrugged and went back to her room, where Chi had snuck in and was sleeping on the bed.
Vegeta grabbed a fire poker. "Don't you come near me with that razor blade!!!" He cried out. "Not a step closer!!!" He poked at her with the fire poker. He accidently softly jabbed her in the chest. "OWWW!! I think it's bleeding!!!" She said. Vegeta laughed. "Oh quit belly aching and fight like man!!!" He said. "But I'm not a man." Bulma said. Vegeta and Bulma looked at eachother funny. "Who cares what sex you are? I want you to fight me." Vegeta said. "Though I certainly hope you are female." Bulma sliced him in the leg with the razor blade while he was occupied. He roared with pain. "OHHHH!! That hurt!!" He yelled. His leg buckled beneath him and he fell. Bulma saw what she had done. "Geeta!!!" She said. She ran over to help him but he slapped her hand away. "Leave me alone." He said. He made a tear slide down his face and fall to the floor so she'd feel pity. "Sorry Geeta!!!" She said. Vegeta smiled up at her and leg her help him. Bulma put a rag on the cut. "I made my poor Geeta bleed....But then again YOU made ME bleed too." She said. She showed him where he had poked her with the fire poker. "Oops." Vegeta said. He shakily got up and limped into the bathroom. "I'm gonna put some stuff on this cut to make it all better." He said. "You stay RIGHT there, and no more funny stuff!!!" He looked at her evilly and she nodded, so he limped in the bathroom bathtub and grabbed the Peroxide. Then he closed the door. She heard him cuss when it fizzed and hurt his poor Geeta leg.
That night Vegeta was sleeping peacefully when a pressure on his right side woke him up. He glanced over and noticed that it was Bulma, all snuggled into him. But he wondered why. "Are you asleep?" He asked. Bulma raised her head and Vegeta saw her tearstained cheeks. "What's wrong?" He asked. He thought about how he had managed to finally make her happy and then she was sad again. "Why are you so sad again?" He asked. She buried her head in his musular side. "Oh Vegeta!! I had this horrible dream!!!!" She said. Vegeta wrapped his strong arms about her body and hugged her. "What was in the horrible dream?" He asked. Bulma took in a hitching breath. "I had a dream that you, Trunks and Bra all died in a car crash, and then I had no one to live with, so I moved in with Chi-Chi. But Chi-Chi and them all died and all my friends died and I had NOBODY!! So when I tried to wish you back with the Dragonballs you DID come back but you weren't the same Vegeta! You were the rude, arrogant person you used to be before we were married! I told you to come home with your wife and you said, 'Who needs you? You're just a worthless woman.' and then you killed me and walked off!!!" She cried into his side again. "Now Bulma you KNOW I'd never do that to you!!!" He said. "I love you! I woulden't ever go back to my evil ways when we have a perfect family and I have a perfect wife-He snuggled up to her at this part- So why should you worry?" Bulma sobbed again. "Buh-Buh- Because thats what scares me!! You got so NICE all the sudden!!" She said. This made Geeta MAD. "Well, can I go off and buy you some flowers or something?" He asked, trying to hide his fury. Bulma nodded. "That would be nice." She said. Vegeta ruffled her hair with his hand and then stood up. "Bye." He said. She waved bye to him and he got up and walked outside into the cold night air. He looked around and noticed how scary it was to be out there that late. "Who cares how scary it is. I h afta go and help Bulma." He said to himself. He flew up into the air and went to the meadows. He saw how fluffy the grass was and rolled around inside of it a bit. He found some pretty flowers and sniffed them. A couple of pollen specimins were inhaled when he sniffed them, and they tickled his nose and caused him to sneeze. Snot oozed out. "They're so pretty...and Bulma would like them!!!" He said. He grabbed them and flew back to Bulma. "Hey Babe!! I got you some flowers!!!" He said. He handed them to Bulma and she looked at them and sniffed them. "Oh, they're pretty!! You're such a wonderful man!!" She said. "They smell good, too-ACHOO!!!" She wiped her nose. "Thank you!!" She exclaimed. Vegeta sat down next to her while she snuggled into him and told him how great he was. "Your such a great man!! Your so cute!! You're so handsome!!" She said. She fingered the flower's beautiful petals, then leaned up and kissed Vegeta's forehead. She began to make out with his face, with her lips slightly parted. She worked her way down to his mouth and they made out for a few seconds. Then, when he pulled away and layed down, Bulma stuck her head inside his cute gown and started kissing his stomach. Vegeta smiled and caressed the back of her head as she worked. Bulma pushed her head farther up inside his gown and kissed his chest all over. She snuck her arms under his muscular back and kneaded it, causing Vegeta to shudder. Then she leaned her head to where her cheek was against his chest. "Please pull your head out of my shirt." Vegeta said. Bulma did so, and then she layed her head on his stomach. She could feel it heave up and down with each breath that he took. She lifted his shirt up with her hand, exposing his well defined ab muscles. She used her finger to trace them. Vegeta groaned against her touch. "You know, it's really late and we should be sleeping." He said. She didn't listen, so Vegeta just closed his own eyes and went to sleep.
After about 30 minutes he heard Bulma shreak. His eyes opened immedeantly. "Bulma!! What's the prob-AHHHH!" He screamed. What he saw could NOT have been his wife, yet it was!! Her skin was a blotchy red and she had a bunch of red bumps all over her face, arms, legs, stomach...EVERYWHERE!! Vegeta's face was in a frozen alarmed stare. "Stop staring at me! I know I look ugly!!" Bulma said. She cried into her hands. Vegeta went over and looked at them. "Geezus Pleesus, what ARE they?" He said. Bulma pointed to the wilted flowers he had brought her. "Those dumb flowers-I'm ALLERGIC to them!!" She said. Vegeta noticed that her nose was running like a faucet. Bulma scratched her legs like mad. "And it ITCHES like hell, and I feel miserable...I hate you!!" She yelled. Vegeta recoiled in surprise. "But Bulma I didn't mean to make you break out!!" He siad. Bulma sniffled. "I know..I know...I just need someone to blame for it all!!" She said. Vegeta decided that he'd try to forget all about the 'I hate you' comment. "You look like that big red furry monster on 'Looney Toones'...Isn't Harry his name?" Vegeta said. Bulma cried harder. "I do NOT look like that, you rude B@st@rd!! Go away and let me cry by myself!!" She said. Vegeta sadly nodded. "Whatever...Hey, do you think this could end up like 'Creepshow' where the man grows the green fuzz all over himself? He turns into a plant?" Vegeta said. Bulma's eyes widened. "Don't scare me!!" She said. She pushed him out of their room and slammed the door in his face. Vegeta pounded on the door. "*bang Bang Bang Bang Bang* OPEN UP!!!!!" he said. He heard her bawl into her hands. "Hey, you b*tch!! I didn't mean to make you look like Frankenstein's monster!!!" He said. He acted like he was gonna ki blast the door down. "You better open up now if you don't want me to ki blast the door down." He said. She didn't open, so he just huddled outside the door. Then he said, 'Hey!! Maybe I can help you? I can put calamine lotion on it." After he said that Bulma opened the door. He saw snot and tears on her blotchy face. "Wow. You look...nice like that." He said. Bulma dug at her arms. "Just get the lotion." She said. Vegeta walked into their room bathroom and opened up the cabinet. He got it out, reading the back slowley. "Is this it?" He asked, holding up the pink bottle. Bulma looked up from scratching her legs. "Yes." She said. "That's it. Now hurry up!!" Vegeta made a sad face and trudged over to her. He squirted some into his small hand. He rubbed it around on his hands and started to put it on her legs. The feel of the broke out skin was really discusting. "So are you sure this isn't contagious? I can't get them by touching you or breathing your air or anything?" He said. Bulma nodded. "It's an allergy, stupid. Unless your allergic to the flower too you won't get it and you would have already broke out by now." She said. Vegeta ignored the 'stupid' comment. He rubbed it into her thighs. "Do I hafta go anywhere nasty?" He asked. Bulma laughed. "No, silly. Just do the unnasty parts." She said, tousling his fuzzball hair. Vegeta shook his head. He began to rub it all on her arms. He saw that some of the red bumps had little white heads on them. He didn't want to touch them but he HAD to. So he did, cringing all the way. "That feels MUCH better." Bulma said as Vegeta started on her other arm. "You have pretty arms, see? This broke out skin doesen't do a thing to you!! You're still as pretty as ever, really!!" He said. He was trying to make her feel better but it wasen't working. "No I don't. My skin is HIDEOUS now! And when it clears up then I'll have scabs and raw spots all over my arms and legs where I scratched at them!! I'll be ugly!!" She said. Vegeta started thinking that her skin wasen't really as pretty as it used to be because it was getting thinner and getting a few wrinkles, and it bruised easily. When they were done having sex she usually had about 15 bruises. But he himself never had a scar. "I'm tired of being old!" Bulma said. "Why coulden't I be a saiyan like YOU?" She started to cry again and Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Stop that." He mumbled. He started to rub it on her chest, really close to her hot spots. He acted like he was drooling. "You got such pretty attributes!!" He said. Bulma sniffed. "Oh, no I don't!! They're saggy and baggy now!!" She said. Vegeta rubbed it on her normally white stomach, which was now blotchy and red. She, unlike most old woman and Chi-Chi, had a nice stomach. Most old women's ribs stuck out so bad it was not even funny. Vegeta started to put it on her face. "All done." He said, and he snapped the little bottle closed. He accidently snapped it on his finger. "Ow!!" He said. Bulma was laughing at poor Geeta baby. "Stop that you idiot woman!!" He said, sucking his finger. "I'm never rubbing lotion on you again." He went and put the lotion back up in the cabinet. He looked in the mirror and saw that he had bags under his eyes from lack of sleep. He rubbed them. "Ohh...I'm so tired..." He said. He slumped back into the room and saw Bulma still sitting up. "Go to sleep. Now." He said. He layed down. "No! You forgot to put lotion on my back!!!!" She said. Vegeta groaned. "Well I'm not getting up to get that lotion again. If you want it on there then YOU can get up and get the lotion bottle and bring it to me." He said. "But you could just do that little blinky thing over there and get it!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta rolled over as if he wasen't listening. Bulma tried to sleep, but she coulden't because she was itching so bad. She got up and got the lotion but she could not reach her entire back. "Please Vegeta!! Rub it on me right now!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes peeked open. "Give it here." He said. She did, and Vegeta half-@$$ rubbed it on her back. Then he patted it kind of hard. "Go to sleep now, huh? I'll see you in the morning." He said. He layed down and went to sleep.
In the morning she still looked bad. "Hello....Bulma." He said, noticing. She was sitting at the kitchen table and picking at her food. "I'm running a fever, Vegeta!! And my nose is running and my eyes are red..." She said. "And i need to go to the GROCERY STORE!! I can't go out looking like this!!" She sobbed into her hands. Vegeta rolled his eyes because he knew what she was impliying. "You want ME to go to the grocery store? Just ask Bra or Trunks to do it." He said, looking in the refrigerator. "But Bra's too young and Trunks is too much of a risk!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed some ham out of the refrigerator and slammed the door. "Oh, Okay. I'll go for you." He said. Bulma handed him the yellow list and he looked at it intently. "Can you read good enough to decipher what I want?" She asked. Vegeta nodded slowley. "I think so." He said. But he was liying, because he thought the word beef was Spaghetti-O's. But he didn't know how bad that he read. "Which one do you go to?" Vegeta asked. He grabbed his wallet and shoved it into his back pocket. "The one just about 3 blocks over. You can't miss it. Remember, you sometimes go with me?" Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. He folded up the list and put it into his back pocket with his wallet. "Bye, love." He said as he walked out the door. He flew off to the grocery store.
He stepped inside the store. "Whew! It's FREEZING in here!!" He said, rubbing his arms. He went and got a basket. "I'll bet that I look so gay." He said. He started to push it through the aisles. "Hm...What's this say? Soup?" He said. It really said 'Biscuits.' He wondered around the store until he found an aisle with a lot of soup in it. But he also noticed that she didn't imply what kind of 'soup' she wanted. So he looked for his favorite soup which was 'Chicken and Stars.' He grabbed a huge can of it and put it into the basket. Then he read the next thing but he coulden't make out anything for that word. "Uh...what does this say?" He asked himself, scratching his head. He looked around for someone to help him and noticed that there was two familier figures shopping together- Chi-Chi and #18!! He ran over. "Hey!! Kakarott and Krillin's women!! Can you tell me what this word says?" He asked, shoving the list into Chi-Chi's face. Both her and #18 looked up at him. "Vegeta? What are YOU doing shopping for Bulma?" #18 asked. Vegeta's face turned red. "Well, Bulma's sick and she asked me to come here and do it for her." He siad. "Now tell me what that word says!!" Chi-Chi squinted down at the writing. "It says 'Frozen Salad.' and nowhere on this list does it say 'Chicken and Stars Soup." She said. "Well it doesen't imply which soup to get!!!" Vegeta said. chi-Chi slapped her head. "It doesen't even SAY the word soup, Vegeta!!!" She said. Vegeta blushed even harder. "Well don't blame me!! I'm a saiyan so I can't read very well!!!" He shouted. #18 jerked the note away from Chi-Chi and looked at it. "No wonder he can't read it, it's in cursive!! Maybe you should shop with us Vegeta, and we can tell you what it says." #18 said. Vegeta felt like a huge idiot. "But I can't!! Then people will think I'm a player because I'll have two pretty women-scuse me, one pretty woman and one monster shopping with me!!" He looked at Chi-Chi when he said 'monster'. Chi-Chi was sad. "I don't want to shop with HIM!! He's a jerk!!!" Chi-Chi said, turning her back. "But just think-It's for Bulma." said #18. Chi-Chi turned back around. "Oh, Okay. I'd love to." She said. "Come on, let's get this over with." So they began to shop. "It say's 'Watermelon' now." Chi-Chi said. They walked over to the watermelons. "Check to make sure that it has no bad spots." She said to Vegeta. Vegeta looked at it. "It's pretty and green!! I like this one- wait, there's a black spot." He said. He picked up another one. It had bad spots all over it too. "I take it you're not that good at this?" said #18, clapping a hand on his shoulder. Vegeta accidently dropped the watermelon because it startled him and it crashed to the floor. It cracked open like an eggshell and got sh*t all over his pants and shoes, and Chi-Chi's white dress. "You son of a b*tch!!" Chi-Chi said. "Look what you did to my dress!!" She kicked him and Vegeta threw some watermelon at her. He looked over and saw some Pumpkins. "OOOH! Punkins!!!" Vegeta said. He ran over. "Now, Vegeta, stick to the list...." said #18. But there was no stopping him. Vegeta grabbed one. "Bulma doesen't want any pumpkins!!!" Chi- Chi shouted. "Stuff it up your @$$!!" Vegeta yelled, and kicked her into the wall. He looked at #18. "Now, let's go and shop without that b*tch." He said. So they finished up shopping and then they went to #18's house, and she and Vegeta ran and jumped on the bed. "Let's have SEX!!!" Vegeta said. He grabbed her and tried to make out, only to be slapped. "Are you crazy, you man whore?! We're both MARRIED!! And married people don't screw their friend's wives!! They just don't!!" #18 said. "No funny stuff." Vegeta pouted. "Aw, come on. You're so boring." He said. He noticed just how uncomfortable her and Krillin's bed was... "But we get to screw on your and Krillin's bed!! Maybe we can leave Krillin a little present!!!" Vegeta said. She smacked him again. He was getting mad about the slapping thing. "If you don't quit slapping me...OH, who cares. I'm leaving!!!" Vegeta said. He got up to leave but she grabbed on to his tight pants. "No!! Don't leave!!!" She said. Vegeta turned around. "Oh, then alright. But are we going to screw or not?" He asked. #18 put her pinky in her mouth and chewed on the nail. "Uh....Hokay. I guess we can." She said. Vegeta smiled. "That's what I wanted to hear!!" He said, as she grabbed him and threw him on the bed. They began to mack like crazy. Vegeta dug his fingers in her hair and pressed her face close. Oh god, he had been dreaming of this day for at least 17 years!! Soon, he moved down to her impressive chest and began to unbutton her jacket as he macked. Just when he had gotten her jacket off she pushed his head away. "I can't do this!! What if Krillin comes home from Yamcha's while we're at it and sees us?"She said. Vegeta sighed. "Well, who cares if that bald freak sees us?" He said. #18 shrugged and they continued their little cherade. She yanked his tank top off above his head and undid his biking gloves and threw them on the floor. Then she pushed him back onto the bed and started to undo his belt. She kissed him on his stomach while she did so. Vegeta tangled his fingers up in her blonde hair. As she was undoing his belt, guilt flashed across her mind. Guilt was darting across Vegeta's like mad. He was thinking about Bulma and thinking about how much he LOVED her and didn't want to have sex with #18...but then he remembered how many years he had been waiting for this moment. So he just went with the flow.
"Where is VEGETA!!!" Bulma shreaked. Bra and Chi were watching her pace about the living room while she worried. "Uh...maybe he's buying you a little present or something..." Chi said. Bulma scoffed. "Oh, and maybe he's screwing Krillin's wife!! HELLO?! Do you not understand how farfetched that is? Vegeta rarely buys me presents." She said. Chi was sad. "Mother! Don't you be mean to my boyfriend again!!!" Bra said. Bulma stuck her tounge out at her. "Excuse me, Mrs. Breifs...but you look like you've been hit by a truck today!! What's the matter with you?" Chi asked. Bulma stared at him with the most ugly look she could manage. "Idiot, I'm sick. Vegeta brought me some flowers last night and I was allergic." She said. Chi nodded. "Hey!! Then maybe he's getting you a get well present?" He asked. Bulma nodded happily. "Yeah!! That's it!!" She said. She went and layed down in her bed and waited for Vegeta to get home. She coughed into her hands and closed her eyes to go to sleep.
About one hour later, Vegeta and #18 lay naked in eachother's arms covered only by the blanket. Vegeta was about to fall asleep when he remembered Bulma!! "AHH!!" He said, jumping up and pulling his underwear on as fast as he could. "What the- What's the MATTER with you? You don't just spring up when you just had an orgasm!! You'll ruin your pants!!!" #18 said. Then she jumped up, but she had no room to talk because she had had 4. "Hush. Don't you remember that I have my WIFE at home probably worried sick about me? And right now I still can't beleive I just screwed you into the ground." He said. He pulled his tight pants up and #18 found herself hungrey again. "That's right. Krillin should be home any minute!!" She said. Vegeta buckled his belt while pulling on his tanktop, and then pulled on his biking gloves. "I'll be seeing you!!" He said, running out and going to the table to grab his grocerys. The ice cream was already melted, as he predicted, so he just threw it into the trash and grabbed the ones that were not ruined. Then he began to fly as fast as he could to get to Capsule Corporation. He noticed he had one of #18's hairs on his tanktop and he quickly brushed it off. He still could not BELEIVE what he had done. He landed in front of Capsule Corporation, tired from the last hour. "Papa!!" Bra said, springing up from her making out with Chi. Vegeta glared at the two. "I don't have time to yell at you right now. I hafta get over to Bulma. Where is she?" He asked. Bra pointed up twored's their room, and Vegeta sprinted up the stairs. "BULMA!!" He screamed. He swung open the door and found her asleep in her bed, and sighed with relief. He stomped a foot on the ground to wake her up. She sprung awake. "Uh...I got your grocerys for you. They're on the table." He said. "But I had a little trouble reading what you wrote." Bulma frowned. "Well, stupid @$$, you should have told me and I would have written it in manuscript!! So since when does it take someone an hour and a half to get grocerys? Where's my present?" She said. Vegeta's eyes bulged. "Present? I didn't know you were expecting a present." He said. "Well, silly, if you were gone that long you MUST have been doing something that was VERRY fun, like buying your wife a present? Or something else?" She said. Vegeta looked at the floor and twiddled his thumbs. "I just had a hard time getting around the store is all." He said. "Vegeta, there's signs all over the place above the aisles that tell you where the stuff is." She said. Vegeta gave a nervous giggle. "Oops." He said. Bulma thought Vegeta looked really cute, standing there like that. "Come here, cutie!! Let's have sex!!" She said. Vegeta gulped. "I don't feel like it." He said. Bulma looked up at him with her big blue eyes. "Why not?" She said. Vegeta wiped his cheeks and bit his bottom lip. "I don't know why...I guess.....It just feels old." He said. Bulma looked down. "Oh, Ok. Well, anyway, I was thinking that tomorrow we could go to Six Flags with #18 and Krillin." She said. At the mention of the name Vegeta's eyes sprung open. "#18???!!!" He said. Bulma looked at him funny. "Yes. Whatsa matter with you? I thought you liked her!!" She said. Vegeta nodded. "I do, but why with her? Coulden't we go with Chi-Chi and Kakarott or Videl and Gohan?" He asked. "Because I like Krillin and #18 better than them, that;'s why!! You'll have fun; I promise!!" Bulma said. Vegeta raised his head. "Okay. I'll come." He said. "But if that hoe touches you ONCE in any way I don't like she'll be getting my high-heel up her @$$." Bulma said. Vegeta grinned a little bit. "Rest." He said. Then he walked out of the room.
That night as Vegeta lay in bed next to his wife, he coulden't stop thinking about the horrible thing he and #18 had done...and the fact he had to go to SIX FLAGS with the woman tomorrow!! They coulden't go to Six Flags together and act funny tworeds eachother or Krillin and Bulma would suspect something. So he just decided maybe he could drag her behind a building or something and then tell her to act perfectly normal. But he still coulden't sleep because he felt so guilty. His wife was sleeping next to him in bed thinking he had just had trouble SHOPPING!! Even if that was part of the truth, it wasen't all of it in the least little bit.
The next day Bulma drug Vegeta out of bed still half- asleep. "Get up, lazy bones!!" She said. Vegeta found her putting a tanktop on him; a dark green one. Then she put his jeans on and put a belt on him. "Is' too EARLY!!" Vegeta said, yawning. Bulma shook her head. "No it isn't. Now hurry up and go down to eat breakfast." She said. Vegeta hovered downstairs and found Bra and Chi feeding eachother Raisen Brans. "Stop that, children." said Vegeta as he sat down in his chair. Bulma set some bacon in front of her husband, and Vegeta stuffed a peice in his mouth and chewed like a cow. "Ew. See, Chi? Most men have manners like Papa." Bra said. Vegeta glanced at her evilly. He finished his breakfast and went to help Bulma get the ice chest ready.
When they landed in the Six Flags parking lot, they didn't catch a glimpse of Krillin and #18 right away. But then Bulma finally spotted Krillin and they walked over. "Where's #18?" Vegeta asked, shyley. Krillin pointed over to the ticket line, and the woman there could be hardely recognized as #18 but it was. Her hair was up in a ponytail high up on her head and she was wearing a halter bra. She had on shorts that barely covered what needed to be covered. She had tennis shoes on. Vegeta's heart stopped a little and he felt himself have a boner. She had some nice legs on her!! "Oh my." Bulma said. "Does she know that every man in line is staring at her?" Krillin shook his head. Although he was no longer bald Vegeta still liked to call him 'bald freak.' She walked back and saw Vegeta. She acted as if nothing had ever happened the day before. "Oh, hi Vegeta!! Hi Bulma!!" She said. She looked at Vegeta especially and smiled. Bulma saw this but didn't say anything about her little guesture. She was maybe just happy to see him. "Your looking good today, Vegeta." #18 said. "Back at you." was Vegeta's response. Bulma growled and grabbed Vegeta's arm. "Uh...stay by me, Veggie." She said. Krillin was staring at his much taller wife akwardly. They all went through the slow boring process of walking through the lines and getting admitted and such until finally they were in the park. "Where to first?" said annoying Krillin, taking out one of the little maps. Vegeta jumped and clapped his hands. "OOH! I want to ride the ship that swings!!!" He said. Bulma shook her head. "We'll get to there later!! It's too far away for now...wait, it's just over there." She said. Vegeta looked on the map. "Who needs them silly things? I can just fly up to get a view!!!" Vegeta said. But when he took off Krillin grabbed his foot. "Wait Vegeta! If anyone sees us fly then what will they think?" He said. Vegeta sighed and touched back down.
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Trunks gagged up blood. "Son of a B*tch!!" He said as Vegeta started dancing on his head rather painfully. "Oh!" Vegeta said, grabbing a sombrero off the ground. He put it on and danced on Trunks somemore. "Papa! Don't dance on him; KILL HIM!!"Bra said. Vegeta pinned Trunks' head under his boot. "I'm gonna CRUSH your head." He said. But then he remembered that Trunks was his son. "Or, I'll beat you up very badly." He said. He was gloating on this statement when Trunks whirled around and grabbed Vegeta's arms and twisted them behind him. Vegeta screamed. "I forgot to stretch this morning!!" He yelled, as Trunks bent his arms back even farther. "Chi, help Papa!!" Bra said. But Chi was fainted from the sight of Bra's blood. Vegeta screamed again. "Hey Trunks, I just wanted to tell you before you kill me that you mother wanted you to clean your room." He said as he gritted his teeth against the horrible pain. Trunks nodded. Vegeta thought he coulden't stand it anymore and his arms would break off when a highheeled shoe hit Trunks in the face. It was Bulma. "BULMA? What are you doing here? Get back home right-WHOA!!" said Vegeta. He had seen that she had dressed herself up in a tight girl's spandex suit. "I sensed something was wrong Vegeta, like you were losing or something, so I used our air car to get here." She said. She looked at Trunks. "Are you O.K, son?" She asked. Trunks meekly nodded. She jerked him up and Vegeta realized the maniac look was erased from his eyes. "Mom? Dad? Bra? Chi?" He said. They all nodded. "Cool! I'm not crazy anymore!!" He said. He headbanged. "Why aren't you crazy anymore? What did Bulma kicking you hafta do with anything?" Vegeta asked. "I don't know. I guess it knocked me back to my senses." Trunks said. Bulma looked at the sombrero on Vegeta's head. "How come your wearing that?" She asked, ripping it off. Vegeta shrugged and Bulma put it on.
When they got home they locked Trunks in his room just in case he went crazy again. Chi and Bra were up in her room having some fun, and Rasmas, Vegeta, and Bulma were sitting at the kitchen table and having a bite to eat. Vegeta had taken Bra to Dende to get her finger healed. "I'm so glad that Bra and Chi decided to hook up!!" Rasmas said, taking a bite of his watermelon. His ugly son now had a beautiful woman!! Vegeta and Bulma were feeding eachother some. "Bulma, I was wondering. Are you still sad about your parents?" Veggie asked. Bulma nodded. "Yes, I am. But not AS sad." She said. She fed Vegeta a bite of the watermelon. "Mmm." He said. "It tastes good." Rasmas was watching them. He remembered how back when he was bad and he had almost killed Bulma, they had such a good bond with eachother that Vegeta cried when she almost died. He may have cried all the time but never that hard before. And he had tried to kill him for almost killing Bulma; he still remembered the glass up the roof of his mouth thing. "I'm gonna go and watch T.V." Vegeta said. He excused himself from the table and walked over to the couch. He layed down on it and turned on the T.V. His eyes soon narrowed to slits. "But Veggie, we were just feeding eachother! That's supposed to be romantic; not broken by a T.Vaholic!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta just shrugged and kept watching the T.V. Bulma walked over. She sat by his legs that were so muscular that they looked pudgy. "Wanna come to the Country Club with me? I invited Rasmas and everyone to come as guests, and you've never come with me. You're not training right now so could you PLEASE come with me?" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "Nope. I don't want to go to those stupid things for rich snobs." He said. "Well if you hate rich snobs you should never have married me." Bulma said. Vegeta didn't say anything. He averted his pupils down to Bulma's Hand, which was rubbing his thigh and about to make its way up his shorts. "Uh, Bulma, you'd better watch that hand there. You don't want it bit off, now do you?" He asked. Bulma laughed. "What is there to bite it down there except something that I would LOVE to pet if you'd come to the country club with me." Bulma said. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "Wow. That's pretty tempting." He said as he noticed Rasmas was watching their little cherade and was giggling like crazy. "No." He said. He was to embarrased to say yes. Bulma moved her hand further up into his shorts, reaching the top of his thigh and with her fingers in the place where your hips and thighs meet. Vegeta watched Rasmas spew milk out of his nose. "Bulma, Rasmas is watching Uh- USSSS!!!" He screamed, as Bulma dug her fingers into his thigh. It was so close to his package he actually started to get horny. Rasmas was now laughing so hard the chair had tipped over and he was on the floor. He was laughing something but Vegeta coulden't tell what he was saying exactly. "I thought you wanted me to come to the country club with you, not give me a rub down!!" Vegeta said, as she moved a bit closer to his package. He almost screamed when the back of her hand brushed it. "I'm still Offering..." Bulma said. "O.K!! I'll come!!" Vegeta said. He coulden't turn down what she was offering. It was too good to be true!! "But I don't have anything to wear." Vegeta said. "All the stuff I have to wear is to indecent for a rich person's party." Bulma waved a hand at him. "Oh, bullsh*t. I'm sure you've got plenty of stuff like the stuff rich people wear." She said.
"I don't want to wear that!!" Vegeta shouted, pointing a shaky finger at a lime green t shirt. "But it's the only thing I culd find that's not skin tight or your pecs aren't sticking halfway out of!! Now go find some jeans." Bulma said. Vegeta shook his head. "No. I will not wear jeans. They're uncomfortable and they will make me look like a COWBOY!!!" He said. Bulma threw some mildly tight jeans in his face and his belt. Vegeta began to put his biking gloves on. "No No NO!!" Bulma said, grabbing them from him. "What??" Vegeta snarled. "You are NOT wearing biking gloves to the country club! You hafta look sufisticated! You hafta act like my rich and just as snobby husband." Bulma said. "But you're not snobby." Vegeta countered. Bulma looked sad. "I try to act that way at the country club." She said. She knew the other rich people talked about stuff like how they had a poor person killed for their money. "I don't WANT to go!!" Vegeta said. He did a squat dance and Bulma kicked him in the butt. "Behave. Now come on." She said.
When they got to the country club Vegeta's tummy started to hurt with nervousness. He saw all the other people had their noses up in the air and were dressed really well. They were the richest people there and didn't dress like that!! An old lady walked up to Bulma. "Hello Bulma. Let's sit down and have some tea...Oh my gosh! That must be your husband!!" She said. Bulma nodded. "Yes. I managed to get him to come this time. Isn't he a doll?" She said. Vegeta clenched his teeth. Here she was doing the things he really didn't like in public!! "Yes, he's such a little DARLING!!!" The old lady said, pinching his cheek and pulling on it. Bulma saw Vegeta's face go red as he blushed, and his teeth clench in fury as he got angry. He was mad that this woman was doing this, and she was hurting him. He was about to smack her into a potted plant when Bulma grabbed him around the waist and yanked him away. "No, Veggie! She's old, remember? That's just how old people act!!" She said. Vegeta knew he was about that woman's age in human years but he counted himself in Saiyan years so he wasen't NEAR her age. Vegeta rubbed his cheek. "Uh...how nice to see you I guess." He said. "Vegeta, this is Carl." Bulma said. Vegeta snickered. "Isn't that a boys name?" He said into Bulma's ear. Bulma laughed a little bit. "Shut up!!" She giggled, and pushed his face away. "Carl, this is Vegeta." Bulma finished. The lady took Vegeta's hand and shook it really hard, so hard it almost yanked it out of socket. "Please no more old people." Vegeta grumbled as Bulma led him over to a table of ladies. They all said hello to Bulma. "This is my husband. His name is Vegeta!!!" She said. All the woman got up to meet him and they also had touchy hands. "Isn't he so cute?" One of them said, touching his hair. Vegeta looked at Bulma with pleading eyes as another petted him under the chin. It took all he had to not knee her into a window. And one touched his face, his arms, tickled his stomach...and he got so mad he finally stomped a foot and screamed, and they all went flying in different directions."VEGGIE!!!" Bulma screamed. Vegeta blushed again. "Sorry, Bulma. I just can't STAND people like them." Vegeta said. He helped them all up. "What a gentleman." One said as her tooth fell out.
It wasen't that long until Rasmas showed up along with Launch, Mizu and Chi, who had Bra latched to his arm. She had told Vegeta and Bulma she would be going along with Chi. "Hello!!" Bulma said. She introduced them to her rich friends. Vegeta watched the rich people swarm all over them too, and he felt so sorry for poor Mizu. She was being tossed around like a volleyball, and touched and prodded like Vegeta himself had been. When one tried to do the same to Bra he knocked her into the wall. Rasmas was letting the ladies all gawk over his looks. Launch had went immedeantly over and started helping with refreshments. Bra and Chi went over to have some punch. "OOOH! I want some punch!!" Vegeta said. He jumped up and down. Bulma grabbed his arm to restrain him. "Vegeta, it's spiked...." She whispered as she saw people trip over eachother. Vegeta didn't know what that meant so the minute Bulma wasen't looking he went and drank 5 big glasses. In about 20 minutes he wasen't feeling very well. "Bulma..." He said. He staggered over to her. "What is is darling? I'm trying to talk to my friends!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed his stomach. "I think I'm going to throw up....." He grumbled. Bulma just looked at him and noticed his face was bright red and flushed. "You look sick Vegeta. Maybe you should go sit down." Bulma said. Vegeta nodded and started to stagger tworeds a chair but stumbled over his feet and fell. "Oh No! Are you sure your OKay? Did you drink some punch?" Bulma asked. Vegeta shook his head. "Not that I...remember..." He said. Then he passed out. Bulma went over to Launch and asked her. "Oh yes, he's been drinking like no man I've ever seen drink before!!" She answered. Vegeta had started looking up women's dresses as they danced and stuff and being a pervert. "I knew I never should have tooken him here. I KNEW he'd embarrass me!!" Bulma said. Vegeta had just caused a young woman to run out of the country club. Bulma grabbed Vegeta by the arm. "What do you think you're DOING?!" Bulma said. The drunk Vegeta stared up at her with rolling eyes. "I'm.....I'm....*SNNNNXX*" He said as he fell asleep. Bulma managed to carry him to a private bedroom and lay him down on the bed there, in which he had already begun to drool all over the pillow case. She walked out and saw that Rasmas was freaking a bunch of rich young woman. "Anyone who wants me to freak them, put 1,000 dollars in my hat." He said. He held out a hat. Bulma knew they were poor and needed money. Rasmas had already earned one million dollars. "Rasmas, because Vegeta's DRUNK, and your wife is serving the food, would you mind dancing with me?" She asked. "OKay, with you for free." Rasmas said. He began to dance with Bulma like Vegeta never would, but when he tried to stick his tounge in her mouth Bulma pushed him into the wine table.
Bra and Chi were outside of the country club in the courtyard. There was a huge fountain in the middle and bushes surrounding it. "Where are we going?" Chi whispered. He had never been to the country club before and didn't know where she was taking him. "See that Gazebo over there? I snuck some wine coolers and some pizza rolls in there. I want to go in there and make out." She said. Chi looked up and saw the Gazebo. "OKay. But are we supposed to be out here? It's after dark, and-" He began. Bra shushed him. "Shut up! No, we're NOT supposed to be out here. But if the servants say anything about it they've lost their job, so they just keep to themselves." She said. "Now keep walking or I'll drag you there!!!" Chi rolled his eyes. "I don't think we should break the rules. I think we should go inside and make out in there!!!" He said. Bra looked at him funny. "Yes, that's a GREAT idea. But what If I decide I want to lead it somewhere else, and we can't do that inside because Papa will kill you for it." She said. Chi remembered Vegeta's strict rules about who his daughter screwed. All of the boys she had screwed had been against Vegeta's rules, though. "Oh. In that case let's carry on." He said. They kept running. But, there was a large hill in the middle of the courtyard, and they both tripped and fell down the hill. When they came to a stop, Chi sat up and noticed they were in the middle of something metal that had little holes in it. "Bra, what's th-" He said. A bunch of water shot out of the holes. "WE'RE IN THE FOUNTAIN!! MY DRESS!! MY HAIR!!" She screamed. A stream of water got her right in the face and made her makeup run. "EEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!" She screamed. Chi was hit straight in the back by one. "Hurry! We hafta get out of this wretched fountain!!!" Bra said. She got up and ran, and a stream of water shot her right up her dress. "What perverted water." Chi said as he saw Bra get out of the fountain and roll on the ground. "I'm all wet!!!" She cried. Chi noticed something that made him horny. The fountain had made her dress see-through. "Wow." He said. Bra looked down at herself and noticed. "NOOOOO!!! I can't go inside looking like THIS!!!" She screamed. Chi walked over and helped her up. "Good. That means we get to stay in the Gazebo ALL NIGHT LONG and do things." He said. Bra stared at him and blinked. "That's the spirit! Now come on." She said, and they ran over and finally got into the Gazebo. Chi saw that she had set the table up to be very pretty.
Vegeta woke up in the room about 30 minutes later with his head hurting. He was still a little drunk but not NEAR as bad as it had been. He didn't know where he was. He walked out of the room, running into about 3 walls on the way. But he was walking the wrong way, tworeds the back door, and tworeds the COURTYARD door. He accidently knocked some of the pictures down and put them back up upside down and sideways because his perception was all screwed up. He was humming a toon as he stumbled along the hallway. His ankle twisted and he fell, so he started to seal-crawl to the door. He saw the big heavy doors of the courtyard and recognized them to looklike the ball room doors, and he thought that was where he was going. So he seal- crawled over to them and pushed them open. He stood up the best he could and looked around. "Wow. They sure have changed this ballroom since I been sleepin'. Now where's Bulma?" He said to himself. He started to stagger around looking for her. "Bullmaaa!!*Burp*" He said. He noticed the hill that he had to walk down. "Cool. I can do a somersault down it!!" He mumbled. Because his mind was all screwed up he wasen't thinking of all the rocks and antpiles and things down the hill, so he just pitched himself down it and started to somersault. "WEEEEEEE!!" He yelled. A rock sliced his head. "Owwww..." He said. He finally came to a stop in the fountain. It haden't been shooting water when he landed in it. He realized where he was. "The fountain!! Why did they put a fountain in the ballroom????....aw well, who cares. It's them who was drinking something, not me." He said. As he got up to start walking again the fountain fired behind him. "Hm. I am thirsty." He said. He tried to drink it but it dissapeared before he could. When another stream of water came up he tried again but he kept on missing.
After about an hour he had finally caught one. He stumbled out of the fountain and noticed the gazibo up ahead and that there was people inside. "There's Bulma!!" He said, thinking Bra was she because she looked so much like her and Vegeta coulden't really see that well in the dark. He staggered up tworeds the gazibo. After about 5 minutes he climbed in there, exhausted with dirt all over him. And what he saw wasen't Bulma at all; It was BRA having sex with CHI!! It took Vegeta a minute to realize what they were doing, but when he saw Chi thrust upward and heard Bra groan, even the drunk man knew. Vegeta fainted on the ground with surprise.
"I found this man outside!!!" The gardener said as he toted Vegeta inside. He layed him down on a couch in the middle of the ballroom, still fainted. "Veggie! That's my husband!!" Bulma shouted, running over. She saw he was heavily fainted. "How'd he get out there? He was in on of the rooms asleep!!" She said. She smacked his cheeks softly. "Veggie! Wake up, Veggie!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes fluttered open. Then he jumped up and wrapped his arms around Bulma's neck. "Veggie? What's the problem?" Bulma asked, into his hair. She noticed his hair smelt really good and that made her remember her little promise to him; that she'd give him a rub down for coming with her. Vegeta wiped his face on her dress and then said, "I don't remember WHAT I saw. But I know it was something bad." He then noticed that his face was very close to her breasts. Bulma realized this and pulled his face in tworeds her chest. Vegeta's eyes bugged. "Uh...Uh..." He said. He closed his eyes until she released his head so he woulden't hafta look at her breasts. Bra walked up. "God. What's wrong with Papa?" She asked. Vegeta looked up at her. "AHHH!! Her!! I saw her and Chi...doing something...Oh YEAH!! They were having sex!!!" He said. Bulma petted Vegeta's head affectionatly. "It's O.K, Veggie! I know that Bra woulden't do that to you....would she?" She said. Vegeta frowned at Bulma. "Of course she would because she DID!!!" He said. Then Bulma remembered that Vegeta had been drunk and that what he was saying was probably a bunch of huey. "Vegeta, you lie." She said. Vegeta growled. "I do NOT lie!!!" He said. Everyone in the country club was staring at him as he gave Bulma that evil look. "Well, He WAS cute...but that face..." One of them said. Vegeta heard this a grinned. Now maybe they'd stop gawking at him? "I think you're not liying...but because you were DRUNK you are hullucinating!!" She said. Vegeta layed down on the couch thingy. "I was not." He said. Bulma sat next to him and stroked his ribs with a finger. "Uh...and how do you expect me to know?" She asked. Vegeta pointed tworeds the Gazebo. "Go out there and look in that Gazebo!! I'm quite sure that there is at LEAST a pint of semen on the ground." He said. Bulma decided she didn't want to see that sight. "Uh...O.K. I guess I beleive you." She said. Vegeta smiled or smirked. Bulma coulden't tell which one that he had did; she just knew he had won the arguement so it was most probably a smirk. "Bra, your grounded for...a month." Bulma said. Chi swooned and almost fainted. "No! Then I can't see her for a month!!" He said. Bulma shrugged. "That was Bra's decision." She said. Bra ran out of the Country Club screaming. "Now, you shoulden't have been that mean..." Vegeta mumbled. He hated it when Bulma punished Bra in front of him and didn't even ask him about it. But he really didn't care about TRUNKS. "Let's go home Veggie. It's almost 11 o clock and I have something to.......give to you. A present." She said. Vegeta looked back at the following night and remembered her promise. "Oh, sure! Let's go!!" He said, jumping up from the couch. He really wanted a rub down tonight because maybe it would get rid of his horrible headache.
"Let's go up to our room, Veggie." Bulma said. Vegeta grasped the side of his head and squeezed his temples. "No. I CAN'T. My head hurts so bad...Ow!!" He screamed. Bulma grabbed some pills out of the cabinet. "Try Namprin." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "I've seen this whole cherade before on Mad T.V." He said. He knew he was having a hangover. Bulma felt really sorry for him. "Here. Put this rag on your head." She said, in a voice you might use for a baby or a dog. She placed the steaming hot rag on his forehead and helped him lay down on their bed upstairs. Vegeta held the rag on. "I hope I listen to you from now on." He said. "I should have known what the term 'spiked' meant." And boy, it WAS spiked. It was so spiked it wasen't even funny. Vegeta HAD noticed a funny taste to the punch. "How could I be so stupid?" He said. Bulma shrugged. "Because you ARE stupid." She said. "I don't know." This made poor Geeta feel really bad about himself. "Come on over here and give me a rubdown like you promised." He said. Bulma looked at him. "Hang on." She said. She went and got her longerie out of the cabinet. "You don't HAFTA wear that silly thing all the time." Vegeta said. Bulma shrugged. She ddidn't know why she had even put on the lengerie just to give a handjob. There was no reason for it. She put some oil on her hands because feeling his dick directly on her hands wasn't all too nice. Vegeta was laying there, waiting impatiantly. "Come on." He said. "I'm waiting." Bulma didnt want to. But she looked at that ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE Geeta and decided that she had to, no matter what because little Geeta's are just too cute to pass up!! She came over on the bed and pushed him to the laying position. She took off his tanktop and put on his cute gown, and then pulled his tight tight pants down. She stripped them off. She saw the smile on Vegeta's face and was instantly happy because of his happy smile. So she grabbed his...area and started to pet his......dog. Vegeta's facial expression instantly changed from happiness to PURE happiness. He groaned a excellent sound. "Oh my God....Oh, my GOD!!" He said. His hips began to do that bucking thing they always did when she was giving him a good handjob. Bulma thought it was kind of insulting because when they had sex, he never respoonded with those noises and captions. Vegeta was so happy that in his mind was all rainbows and sunshine. "Give me some jerks and squeezes or SOMETHING!! Come on, WOMAN!!!" Vegeta said. Bulma smiled and began to run her finger along it, making it even more erect and making Vegeta's groans of pleasure even louder. "More!!! MORE!!!" He yelled. He obviously wanted MORE, like he was saying, so Bulma gave him more. They were having a jolly old time until Vegeta accidently kicked Bulma in the face. "Ow!!!" She screamed and tumbled off the bed backwards. Vegeta sat up. "Bulma? Are you O.K?" He asked, sticking his head over the side of the bed. She opened her eyes. "Sure I am. I just almost got my nose broken by my stupid husband who can't control his limbs when he's getting a rub down!!!" Vegeta blushed really hard. "Sorry." He said. He yanked her up on the bed by her arm. "More?" Vegeta said. Bulma looked at him and scowled with the most evil look imaginable so Vegeta just ruled that out to mean that she didn't WANT to give him his rubdown anymore. "But I went to that stupid club with you!!" He said. "I said RUB DOWN. I didn't say pacifically how long the rub down were to last." She said. Vegeta pouted. "Then your Geeta won't go down on you for 5 days!!!" He said. Bulma stared at him for a minute, and then she realized something. A life without Geeta sex was SUICIDE!!! "I don't want to though. You shoulden't force a lady into it; that isn't nice." She said. Vegeta was even more sad. He layed down on his back in the bed. "I need some Tylonal for my headache!!" He whined. Bulma threw his rag at him. "Shut up. I'm not your slave." She said. Vegeta was sad. He layed on the pillow and rested his eyes until he heard her come back in. She was dusting the room and stirring things up. "WOMAN!!! *Cough* *Cough*" Vegeta said. The dust and sh*t that was flying around was upsetting his throat. "Stop dusting. Your making Geeta cough." He said. Bulma shook the duster out and walked over to him. Vegeta squinted up at her. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked. She whacked him in the head with the fuzzy part of the duster. "OWW!!*Cough* *Cough*!!" Vegeta said. Bulma giggled at Geeta. She came and sat with her butt on his stomach. "Get off me." Vegeta said. "Just...get up and dust or something. Go on." Bulma smiled at that Geeta so he would be madder. Then she grabbed the duster and dusted Geeta's hair out. "Don't!! Stop it!! You're getting dust all in Geeta's hair!!!" He hollered. Bulma dusted Geeta's face, and when she passed his nose he went into a huge sneezing fit. "Hachoo! HAACHOO!!" He sneezed. Mucus and snot shot out of his nose for a ten mile radius, making Bulma covered in it. She wiped it off her and smeared some on his cheek. "I think that belongs to you." She said. Vegeta smirked and wiped it off with his thumb. "Why are you dusting your Geeta up?" Vegeta asked. She dusted his neck. Vegeta got about a million thousand things in his eyes. She moved down to dust his chest. "Dusting my Geeta...Dusting my Geeta..." She sang. Geeta chuckled. "I like your song." He said. He started to giggle helplessley when Bulma did his tummy. Bulma felt his stomach contract in his laughter and looked up. "Does that tickle or something?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. "Yes." He said, wiping his eyes. Bulma did it faster and made him squeal with laughter. "Coochie Coochie Coo!!" She said. Vegeta got so mad that she woulden't stop. "QUIT IT!!!!" He yelled. When she didn't get off he arched his back and she fell off sideways. "You baby!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed the duster from her. "See how it feels!!" He yelled. He started to tickle her with it. "STOP!!!" She shreaked. Vegeta did it harder until her face was blue and she coulden't get control of herself. "I can't breathe!!!" She screamed, so Vegeta stopped. "Teach you to do that to your Geeta!!" Vegeta said. He made dust go in her face with it and made her sneeze. "Don't do that!!" Bulma said. She jumped up and tackled him to the ground. "Ow!! Watch my back!! Get off of me!!!" He squealed. He rammed her into the wall and made her dazed. "You b@sT@rd!!" She screamed and shoved her foot in his side. Vegeta roared with pain, making Bra wake up and come in. When she came in Vegeta was biting Bulma's foot and she was clawing his back. "Uh...are you guys fighting?" She asked. Vegeta looked up. "Uh...NO, we're not fighting. We're having sex." He siad. Bulma smacked him really hard. "Oh, like that's any better!!!!" She said. "It's better to tell her we were fighting than we were having sex!!!!" Vegeta spit in her face and she wiped it off, and they continued fighting. Bra shrugged and went back to her room, where Chi had snuck in and was sleeping on the bed.
Vegeta grabbed a fire poker. "Don't you come near me with that razor blade!!!" He cried out. "Not a step closer!!!" He poked at her with the fire poker. He accidently softly jabbed her in the chest. "OWWW!! I think it's bleeding!!!" She said. Vegeta laughed. "Oh quit belly aching and fight like man!!!" He said. "But I'm not a man." Bulma said. Vegeta and Bulma looked at eachother funny. "Who cares what sex you are? I want you to fight me." Vegeta said. "Though I certainly hope you are female." Bulma sliced him in the leg with the razor blade while he was occupied. He roared with pain. "OHHHH!! That hurt!!" He yelled. His leg buckled beneath him and he fell. Bulma saw what she had done. "Geeta!!!" She said. She ran over to help him but he slapped her hand away. "Leave me alone." He said. He made a tear slide down his face and fall to the floor so she'd feel pity. "Sorry Geeta!!!" She said. Vegeta smiled up at her and leg her help him. Bulma put a rag on the cut. "I made my poor Geeta bleed....But then again YOU made ME bleed too." She said. She showed him where he had poked her with the fire poker. "Oops." Vegeta said. He shakily got up and limped into the bathroom. "I'm gonna put some stuff on this cut to make it all better." He said. "You stay RIGHT there, and no more funny stuff!!!" He looked at her evilly and she nodded, so he limped in the bathroom bathtub and grabbed the Peroxide. Then he closed the door. She heard him cuss when it fizzed and hurt his poor Geeta leg.
That night Vegeta was sleeping peacefully when a pressure on his right side woke him up. He glanced over and noticed that it was Bulma, all snuggled into him. But he wondered why. "Are you asleep?" He asked. Bulma raised her head and Vegeta saw her tearstained cheeks. "What's wrong?" He asked. He thought about how he had managed to finally make her happy and then she was sad again. "Why are you so sad again?" He asked. She buried her head in his musular side. "Oh Vegeta!! I had this horrible dream!!!!" She said. Vegeta wrapped his strong arms about her body and hugged her. "What was in the horrible dream?" He asked. Bulma took in a hitching breath. "I had a dream that you, Trunks and Bra all died in a car crash, and then I had no one to live with, so I moved in with Chi-Chi. But Chi-Chi and them all died and all my friends died and I had NOBODY!! So when I tried to wish you back with the Dragonballs you DID come back but you weren't the same Vegeta! You were the rude, arrogant person you used to be before we were married! I told you to come home with your wife and you said, 'Who needs you? You're just a worthless woman.' and then you killed me and walked off!!!" She cried into his side again. "Now Bulma you KNOW I'd never do that to you!!!" He said. "I love you! I woulden't ever go back to my evil ways when we have a perfect family and I have a perfect wife-He snuggled up to her at this part- So why should you worry?" Bulma sobbed again. "Buh-Buh- Because thats what scares me!! You got so NICE all the sudden!!" She said. This made Geeta MAD. "Well, can I go off and buy you some flowers or something?" He asked, trying to hide his fury. Bulma nodded. "That would be nice." She said. Vegeta ruffled her hair with his hand and then stood up. "Bye." He said. She waved bye to him and he got up and walked outside into the cold night air. He looked around and noticed how scary it was to be out there that late. "Who cares how scary it is. I h afta go and help Bulma." He said to himself. He flew up into the air and went to the meadows. He saw how fluffy the grass was and rolled around inside of it a bit. He found some pretty flowers and sniffed them. A couple of pollen specimins were inhaled when he sniffed them, and they tickled his nose and caused him to sneeze. Snot oozed out. "They're so pretty...and Bulma would like them!!!" He said. He grabbed them and flew back to Bulma. "Hey Babe!! I got you some flowers!!!" He said. He handed them to Bulma and she looked at them and sniffed them. "Oh, they're pretty!! You're such a wonderful man!!" She said. "They smell good, too-ACHOO!!!" She wiped her nose. "Thank you!!" She exclaimed. Vegeta sat down next to her while she snuggled into him and told him how great he was. "Your such a great man!! Your so cute!! You're so handsome!!" She said. She fingered the flower's beautiful petals, then leaned up and kissed Vegeta's forehead. She began to make out with his face, with her lips slightly parted. She worked her way down to his mouth and they made out for a few seconds. Then, when he pulled away and layed down, Bulma stuck her head inside his cute gown and started kissing his stomach. Vegeta smiled and caressed the back of her head as she worked. Bulma pushed her head farther up inside his gown and kissed his chest all over. She snuck her arms under his muscular back and kneaded it, causing Vegeta to shudder. Then she leaned her head to where her cheek was against his chest. "Please pull your head out of my shirt." Vegeta said. Bulma did so, and then she layed her head on his stomach. She could feel it heave up and down with each breath that he took. She lifted his shirt up with her hand, exposing his well defined ab muscles. She used her finger to trace them. Vegeta groaned against her touch. "You know, it's really late and we should be sleeping." He said. She didn't listen, so Vegeta just closed his own eyes and went to sleep.
After about 30 minutes he heard Bulma shreak. His eyes opened immedeantly. "Bulma!! What's the prob-AHHHH!" He screamed. What he saw could NOT have been his wife, yet it was!! Her skin was a blotchy red and she had a bunch of red bumps all over her face, arms, legs, stomach...EVERYWHERE!! Vegeta's face was in a frozen alarmed stare. "Stop staring at me! I know I look ugly!!" Bulma said. She cried into her hands. Vegeta went over and looked at them. "Geezus Pleesus, what ARE they?" He said. Bulma pointed to the wilted flowers he had brought her. "Those dumb flowers-I'm ALLERGIC to them!!" She said. Vegeta noticed that her nose was running like a faucet. Bulma scratched her legs like mad. "And it ITCHES like hell, and I feel miserable...I hate you!!" She yelled. Vegeta recoiled in surprise. "But Bulma I didn't mean to make you break out!!" He siad. Bulma sniffled. "I know..I know...I just need someone to blame for it all!!" She said. Vegeta decided that he'd try to forget all about the 'I hate you' comment. "You look like that big red furry monster on 'Looney Toones'...Isn't Harry his name?" Vegeta said. Bulma cried harder. "I do NOT look like that, you rude B@st@rd!! Go away and let me cry by myself!!" She said. Vegeta sadly nodded. "Whatever...Hey, do you think this could end up like 'Creepshow' where the man grows the green fuzz all over himself? He turns into a plant?" Vegeta said. Bulma's eyes widened. "Don't scare me!!" She said. She pushed him out of their room and slammed the door in his face. Vegeta pounded on the door. "*bang Bang Bang Bang Bang* OPEN UP!!!!!" he said. He heard her bawl into her hands. "Hey, you b*tch!! I didn't mean to make you look like Frankenstein's monster!!!" He said. He acted like he was gonna ki blast the door down. "You better open up now if you don't want me to ki blast the door down." He said. She didn't open, so he just huddled outside the door. Then he said, 'Hey!! Maybe I can help you? I can put calamine lotion on it." After he said that Bulma opened the door. He saw snot and tears on her blotchy face. "Wow. You look...nice like that." He said. Bulma dug at her arms. "Just get the lotion." She said. Vegeta walked into their room bathroom and opened up the cabinet. He got it out, reading the back slowley. "Is this it?" He asked, holding up the pink bottle. Bulma looked up from scratching her legs. "Yes." She said. "That's it. Now hurry up!!" Vegeta made a sad face and trudged over to her. He squirted some into his small hand. He rubbed it around on his hands and started to put it on her legs. The feel of the broke out skin was really discusting. "So are you sure this isn't contagious? I can't get them by touching you or breathing your air or anything?" He said. Bulma nodded. "It's an allergy, stupid. Unless your allergic to the flower too you won't get it and you would have already broke out by now." She said. Vegeta ignored the 'stupid' comment. He rubbed it into her thighs. "Do I hafta go anywhere nasty?" He asked. Bulma laughed. "No, silly. Just do the unnasty parts." She said, tousling his fuzzball hair. Vegeta shook his head. He began to rub it all on her arms. He saw that some of the red bumps had little white heads on them. He didn't want to touch them but he HAD to. So he did, cringing all the way. "That feels MUCH better." Bulma said as Vegeta started on her other arm. "You have pretty arms, see? This broke out skin doesen't do a thing to you!! You're still as pretty as ever, really!!" He said. He was trying to make her feel better but it wasen't working. "No I don't. My skin is HIDEOUS now! And when it clears up then I'll have scabs and raw spots all over my arms and legs where I scratched at them!! I'll be ugly!!" She said. Vegeta started thinking that her skin wasen't really as pretty as it used to be because it was getting thinner and getting a few wrinkles, and it bruised easily. When they were done having sex she usually had about 15 bruises. But he himself never had a scar. "I'm tired of being old!" Bulma said. "Why coulden't I be a saiyan like YOU?" She started to cry again and Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Stop that." He mumbled. He started to rub it on her chest, really close to her hot spots. He acted like he was drooling. "You got such pretty attributes!!" He said. Bulma sniffed. "Oh, no I don't!! They're saggy and baggy now!!" She said. Vegeta rubbed it on her normally white stomach, which was now blotchy and red. She, unlike most old woman and Chi-Chi, had a nice stomach. Most old women's ribs stuck out so bad it was not even funny. Vegeta started to put it on her face. "All done." He said, and he snapped the little bottle closed. He accidently snapped it on his finger. "Ow!!" He said. Bulma was laughing at poor Geeta baby. "Stop that you idiot woman!!" He said, sucking his finger. "I'm never rubbing lotion on you again." He went and put the lotion back up in the cabinet. He looked in the mirror and saw that he had bags under his eyes from lack of sleep. He rubbed them. "Ohh...I'm so tired..." He said. He slumped back into the room and saw Bulma still sitting up. "Go to sleep. Now." He said. He layed down. "No! You forgot to put lotion on my back!!!!" She said. Vegeta groaned. "Well I'm not getting up to get that lotion again. If you want it on there then YOU can get up and get the lotion bottle and bring it to me." He said. "But you could just do that little blinky thing over there and get it!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta rolled over as if he wasen't listening. Bulma tried to sleep, but she coulden't because she was itching so bad. She got up and got the lotion but she could not reach her entire back. "Please Vegeta!! Rub it on me right now!!" She said. Vegeta's eyes peeked open. "Give it here." He said. She did, and Vegeta half-@$$ rubbed it on her back. Then he patted it kind of hard. "Go to sleep now, huh? I'll see you in the morning." He said. He layed down and went to sleep.
In the morning she still looked bad. "Hello....Bulma." He said, noticing. She was sitting at the kitchen table and picking at her food. "I'm running a fever, Vegeta!! And my nose is running and my eyes are red..." She said. "And i need to go to the GROCERY STORE!! I can't go out looking like this!!" She sobbed into her hands. Vegeta rolled his eyes because he knew what she was impliying. "You want ME to go to the grocery store? Just ask Bra or Trunks to do it." He said, looking in the refrigerator. "But Bra's too young and Trunks is too much of a risk!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta grabbed some ham out of the refrigerator and slammed the door. "Oh, Okay. I'll go for you." He said. Bulma handed him the yellow list and he looked at it intently. "Can you read good enough to decipher what I want?" She asked. Vegeta nodded slowley. "I think so." He said. But he was liying, because he thought the word beef was Spaghetti-O's. But he didn't know how bad that he read. "Which one do you go to?" Vegeta asked. He grabbed his wallet and shoved it into his back pocket. "The one just about 3 blocks over. You can't miss it. Remember, you sometimes go with me?" Bulma said. Vegeta nodded. He folded up the list and put it into his back pocket with his wallet. "Bye, love." He said as he walked out the door. He flew off to the grocery store.
He stepped inside the store. "Whew! It's FREEZING in here!!" He said, rubbing his arms. He went and got a basket. "I'll bet that I look so gay." He said. He started to push it through the aisles. "Hm...What's this say? Soup?" He said. It really said 'Biscuits.' He wondered around the store until he found an aisle with a lot of soup in it. But he also noticed that she didn't imply what kind of 'soup' she wanted. So he looked for his favorite soup which was 'Chicken and Stars.' He grabbed a huge can of it and put it into the basket. Then he read the next thing but he coulden't make out anything for that word. "Uh...what does this say?" He asked himself, scratching his head. He looked around for someone to help him and noticed that there was two familier figures shopping together- Chi-Chi and #18!! He ran over. "Hey!! Kakarott and Krillin's women!! Can you tell me what this word says?" He asked, shoving the list into Chi-Chi's face. Both her and #18 looked up at him. "Vegeta? What are YOU doing shopping for Bulma?" #18 asked. Vegeta's face turned red. "Well, Bulma's sick and she asked me to come here and do it for her." He siad. "Now tell me what that word says!!" Chi-Chi squinted down at the writing. "It says 'Frozen Salad.' and nowhere on this list does it say 'Chicken and Stars Soup." She said. "Well it doesen't imply which soup to get!!!" Vegeta said. chi-Chi slapped her head. "It doesen't even SAY the word soup, Vegeta!!!" She said. Vegeta blushed even harder. "Well don't blame me!! I'm a saiyan so I can't read very well!!!" He shouted. #18 jerked the note away from Chi-Chi and looked at it. "No wonder he can't read it, it's in cursive!! Maybe you should shop with us Vegeta, and we can tell you what it says." #18 said. Vegeta felt like a huge idiot. "But I can't!! Then people will think I'm a player because I'll have two pretty women-scuse me, one pretty woman and one monster shopping with me!!" He looked at Chi-Chi when he said 'monster'. Chi-Chi was sad. "I don't want to shop with HIM!! He's a jerk!!!" Chi-Chi said, turning her back. "But just think-It's for Bulma." said #18. Chi-Chi turned back around. "Oh, Okay. I'd love to." She said. "Come on, let's get this over with." So they began to shop. "It say's 'Watermelon' now." Chi-Chi said. They walked over to the watermelons. "Check to make sure that it has no bad spots." She said to Vegeta. Vegeta looked at it. "It's pretty and green!! I like this one- wait, there's a black spot." He said. He picked up another one. It had bad spots all over it too. "I take it you're not that good at this?" said #18, clapping a hand on his shoulder. Vegeta accidently dropped the watermelon because it startled him and it crashed to the floor. It cracked open like an eggshell and got sh*t all over his pants and shoes, and Chi-Chi's white dress. "You son of a b*tch!!" Chi-Chi said. "Look what you did to my dress!!" She kicked him and Vegeta threw some watermelon at her. He looked over and saw some Pumpkins. "OOOH! Punkins!!!" Vegeta said. He ran over. "Now, Vegeta, stick to the list...." said #18. But there was no stopping him. Vegeta grabbed one. "Bulma doesen't want any pumpkins!!!" Chi- Chi shouted. "Stuff it up your @$$!!" Vegeta yelled, and kicked her into the wall. He looked at #18. "Now, let's go and shop without that b*tch." He said. So they finished up shopping and then they went to #18's house, and she and Vegeta ran and jumped on the bed. "Let's have SEX!!!" Vegeta said. He grabbed her and tried to make out, only to be slapped. "Are you crazy, you man whore?! We're both MARRIED!! And married people don't screw their friend's wives!! They just don't!!" #18 said. "No funny stuff." Vegeta pouted. "Aw, come on. You're so boring." He said. He noticed just how uncomfortable her and Krillin's bed was... "But we get to screw on your and Krillin's bed!! Maybe we can leave Krillin a little present!!!" Vegeta said. She smacked him again. He was getting mad about the slapping thing. "If you don't quit slapping me...OH, who cares. I'm leaving!!!" Vegeta said. He got up to leave but she grabbed on to his tight pants. "No!! Don't leave!!!" She said. Vegeta turned around. "Oh, then alright. But are we going to screw or not?" He asked. #18 put her pinky in her mouth and chewed on the nail. "Uh....Hokay. I guess we can." She said. Vegeta smiled. "That's what I wanted to hear!!" He said, as she grabbed him and threw him on the bed. They began to mack like crazy. Vegeta dug his fingers in her hair and pressed her face close. Oh god, he had been dreaming of this day for at least 17 years!! Soon, he moved down to her impressive chest and began to unbutton her jacket as he macked. Just when he had gotten her jacket off she pushed his head away. "I can't do this!! What if Krillin comes home from Yamcha's while we're at it and sees us?"She said. Vegeta sighed. "Well, who cares if that bald freak sees us?" He said. #18 shrugged and they continued their little cherade. She yanked his tank top off above his head and undid his biking gloves and threw them on the floor. Then she pushed him back onto the bed and started to undo his belt. She kissed him on his stomach while she did so. Vegeta tangled his fingers up in her blonde hair. As she was undoing his belt, guilt flashed across her mind. Guilt was darting across Vegeta's like mad. He was thinking about Bulma and thinking about how much he LOVED her and didn't want to have sex with #18...but then he remembered how many years he had been waiting for this moment. So he just went with the flow.
"Where is VEGETA!!!" Bulma shreaked. Bra and Chi were watching her pace about the living room while she worried. "Uh...maybe he's buying you a little present or something..." Chi said. Bulma scoffed. "Oh, and maybe he's screwing Krillin's wife!! HELLO?! Do you not understand how farfetched that is? Vegeta rarely buys me presents." She said. Chi was sad. "Mother! Don't you be mean to my boyfriend again!!!" Bra said. Bulma stuck her tounge out at her. "Excuse me, Mrs. Breifs...but you look like you've been hit by a truck today!! What's the matter with you?" Chi asked. Bulma stared at him with the most ugly look she could manage. "Idiot, I'm sick. Vegeta brought me some flowers last night and I was allergic." She said. Chi nodded. "Hey!! Then maybe he's getting you a get well present?" He asked. Bulma nodded happily. "Yeah!! That's it!!" She said. She went and layed down in her bed and waited for Vegeta to get home. She coughed into her hands and closed her eyes to go to sleep.
About one hour later, Vegeta and #18 lay naked in eachother's arms covered only by the blanket. Vegeta was about to fall asleep when he remembered Bulma!! "AHH!!" He said, jumping up and pulling his underwear on as fast as he could. "What the- What's the MATTER with you? You don't just spring up when you just had an orgasm!! You'll ruin your pants!!!" #18 said. Then she jumped up, but she had no room to talk because she had had 4. "Hush. Don't you remember that I have my WIFE at home probably worried sick about me? And right now I still can't beleive I just screwed you into the ground." He said. He pulled his tight pants up and #18 found herself hungrey again. "That's right. Krillin should be home any minute!!" She said. Vegeta buckled his belt while pulling on his tanktop, and then pulled on his biking gloves. "I'll be seeing you!!" He said, running out and going to the table to grab his grocerys. The ice cream was already melted, as he predicted, so he just threw it into the trash and grabbed the ones that were not ruined. Then he began to fly as fast as he could to get to Capsule Corporation. He noticed he had one of #18's hairs on his tanktop and he quickly brushed it off. He still could not BELEIVE what he had done. He landed in front of Capsule Corporation, tired from the last hour. "Papa!!" Bra said, springing up from her making out with Chi. Vegeta glared at the two. "I don't have time to yell at you right now. I hafta get over to Bulma. Where is she?" He asked. Bra pointed up twored's their room, and Vegeta sprinted up the stairs. "BULMA!!" He screamed. He swung open the door and found her asleep in her bed, and sighed with relief. He stomped a foot on the ground to wake her up. She sprung awake. "Uh...I got your grocerys for you. They're on the table." He said. "But I had a little trouble reading what you wrote." Bulma frowned. "Well, stupid @$$, you should have told me and I would have written it in manuscript!! So since when does it take someone an hour and a half to get grocerys? Where's my present?" She said. Vegeta's eyes bulged. "Present? I didn't know you were expecting a present." He said. "Well, silly, if you were gone that long you MUST have been doing something that was VERRY fun, like buying your wife a present? Or something else?" She said. Vegeta looked at the floor and twiddled his thumbs. "I just had a hard time getting around the store is all." He said. "Vegeta, there's signs all over the place above the aisles that tell you where the stuff is." She said. Vegeta gave a nervous giggle. "Oops." He said. Bulma thought Vegeta looked really cute, standing there like that. "Come here, cutie!! Let's have sex!!" She said. Vegeta gulped. "I don't feel like it." He said. Bulma looked up at him with her big blue eyes. "Why not?" She said. Vegeta wiped his cheeks and bit his bottom lip. "I don't know why...I guess.....It just feels old." He said. Bulma looked down. "Oh, Ok. Well, anyway, I was thinking that tomorrow we could go to Six Flags with #18 and Krillin." She said. At the mention of the name Vegeta's eyes sprung open. "#18???!!!" He said. Bulma looked at him funny. "Yes. Whatsa matter with you? I thought you liked her!!" She said. Vegeta nodded. "I do, but why with her? Coulden't we go with Chi-Chi and Kakarott or Videl and Gohan?" He asked. "Because I like Krillin and #18 better than them, that;'s why!! You'll have fun; I promise!!" Bulma said. Vegeta raised his head. "Okay. I'll come." He said. "But if that hoe touches you ONCE in any way I don't like she'll be getting my high-heel up her @$$." Bulma said. Vegeta grinned a little bit. "Rest." He said. Then he walked out of the room.
That night as Vegeta lay in bed next to his wife, he coulden't stop thinking about the horrible thing he and #18 had done...and the fact he had to go to SIX FLAGS with the woman tomorrow!! They coulden't go to Six Flags together and act funny tworeds eachother or Krillin and Bulma would suspect something. So he just decided maybe he could drag her behind a building or something and then tell her to act perfectly normal. But he still coulden't sleep because he felt so guilty. His wife was sleeping next to him in bed thinking he had just had trouble SHOPPING!! Even if that was part of the truth, it wasen't all of it in the least little bit.
The next day Bulma drug Vegeta out of bed still half- asleep. "Get up, lazy bones!!" She said. Vegeta found her putting a tanktop on him; a dark green one. Then she put his jeans on and put a belt on him. "Is' too EARLY!!" Vegeta said, yawning. Bulma shook her head. "No it isn't. Now hurry up and go down to eat breakfast." She said. Vegeta hovered downstairs and found Bra and Chi feeding eachother Raisen Brans. "Stop that, children." said Vegeta as he sat down in his chair. Bulma set some bacon in front of her husband, and Vegeta stuffed a peice in his mouth and chewed like a cow. "Ew. See, Chi? Most men have manners like Papa." Bra said. Vegeta glanced at her evilly. He finished his breakfast and went to help Bulma get the ice chest ready.
When they landed in the Six Flags parking lot, they didn't catch a glimpse of Krillin and #18 right away. But then Bulma finally spotted Krillin and they walked over. "Where's #18?" Vegeta asked, shyley. Krillin pointed over to the ticket line, and the woman there could be hardely recognized as #18 but it was. Her hair was up in a ponytail high up on her head and she was wearing a halter bra. She had on shorts that barely covered what needed to be covered. She had tennis shoes on. Vegeta's heart stopped a little and he felt himself have a boner. She had some nice legs on her!! "Oh my." Bulma said. "Does she know that every man in line is staring at her?" Krillin shook his head. Although he was no longer bald Vegeta still liked to call him 'bald freak.' She walked back and saw Vegeta. She acted as if nothing had ever happened the day before. "Oh, hi Vegeta!! Hi Bulma!!" She said. She looked at Vegeta especially and smiled. Bulma saw this but didn't say anything about her little guesture. She was maybe just happy to see him. "Your looking good today, Vegeta." #18 said. "Back at you." was Vegeta's response. Bulma growled and grabbed Vegeta's arm. "Uh...stay by me, Veggie." She said. Krillin was staring at his much taller wife akwardly. They all went through the slow boring process of walking through the lines and getting admitted and such until finally they were in the park. "Where to first?" said annoying Krillin, taking out one of the little maps. Vegeta jumped and clapped his hands. "OOH! I want to ride the ship that swings!!!" He said. Bulma shook her head. "We'll get to there later!! It's too far away for now...wait, it's just over there." She said. Vegeta looked on the map. "Who needs them silly things? I can just fly up to get a view!!!" Vegeta said. But when he took off Krillin grabbed his foot. "Wait Vegeta! If anyone sees us fly then what will they think?" He said. Vegeta sighed and touched back down.