Chapter the fourteenth
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"Where are we?" asked #18. Trunks had removed the gag for some reason unknown, probably because he needed someone to talk to. Trunks had dragged her to some scary looking building. "This is the place me and Pan used to come to to make out." Trunks said. He violently started to drag her over to a pole, where he took the spare rope from the ropes straining her hands and tied it around the pole. "You're hot, Trunks." #18 said, hoping to flatter him enough that he woulden't hurt her. Trunks blushed. "Thanks, broad." He said. He walked over to a hole in th floor and #18 saw some light glint of the blade of a huge knife. "Uh...what's that knife for?" She asked. "Oh, this. It's just in case you try to fight me." said Trunks. #18's squinty eyes widened. "In case you haven't noticed, Trunks, I've been through much worse than being cut up with a knife so if you're planning on using it, you're fresh out of luck." She said. Trunks dug out a bigger one. "Scared now?" He asked. She didn't say anything. "Have you been thinking about your father? When he realizes you're gone he's gonna be sad." #18 said. Trunks looked up from his knife stash. "He doesen't care a bit about me. He's just a mean man." Trunks said. #18 shook her head. "Well, he USED to be like that...but not anymore. Now he really cares about you." She said. Trunks froze, and #18 thought she was getting somewhere. Then Trunks said, "This knife would be better, right?" It was even BIGGER. "Uh, right." #18 said. She started to secretly yank the rope, trying to get it off. Trunks came over. "Hey, broad, if you're trying to get away, you'd better think twice before I catch you trying to get away." He said. #18 stopped. "Could you at LEAST call me something more decent. like what your father calls me, CHICK." She mumbled under her breath. Trunks grabbed her hair and yanked, curling it around his fist. "What'd you say, BROAD?" He asked. #18 shrugged. "Nothing of your buisness." She said. Trunks just walked away and was getting something out of a little box. The box said 'Trojan'. "What kind of a criminal rapes people with condoms?" #18 said. Trunks looked at her. "Would you rather me WITHOUT through both ends?" He said. #18 shut her mouth IMMEDEANTLY.
"I can sense his ki!!" Vegeta said. "And #18 is with him.." He stopped in the air. "Do you think they're having an affair?" He asked Bulma. Bulma wildly shook her head. "NO! #18 loves Krillin. Now, Trunks might be trying to rape her because he's crazy....or maybe they're talking..." She said. Vegeta closed his eyes. "But #18's ki seems flared, like she's scared or something." He said. He wondered why Trunks would try to rape her. "Why would he try to force himself on HER? They've never had an attraction tworeds eachother before." Vegeta said. "Well maybe it's, like YOU said, she's absolutly BEAUTIFUL, and any man would like to have their own peice of the pie with her." Bulma said. Vegeta scoffed. "Well, she IS beautiful." He mumbled. He remembered that during he and #18's battle, he had been watching her butt and chest when she kicked and stuff. He thought that half the reason he lost was because he spent the time looking at her. He knew that even back when he and Bulma had first been married and they didn't get along very well, it still made Bulma VERRRY mad that #18 had tried to hit on him. "Anywho we've gotta find Trunks." Vegeta said. "If he forces himself on her, than Krillin would end up apesh*t crazy!!!" It wasen't like he cared about Krillin's feelings, though. He just didn't want his son to have a peice of #18. He felt Trunks' ki go up higher. "Okay, I don't know what's happening here. Picollo would, but we can't waste our time going up to the lookout to ask him! Plus he's so old and cranky...." Vegeta said. Bulma dug her nails into his ribs. "Ouch!! What was that for?" He asked. "I want you to hurry up and find our boy instead of sitting around and having sexual fantasies about a woman whose already happily married!!" Bulma said. Vegeta mocked her mouth movements with a little too much expression. "Shut up, woman! You're the only girl I have fantasies about for your information! It's not like it's any of your buisness, though..." He said. Bulma smacked him in the head, messing up his fuzzball hair. "Just go!!" She said. Vegeta blasted off as fast as he could, and he could feel her fingers slipping off his sides. "Vegeta!! Slow down!!" She yelled. She heard him chuckle. "No! You told me to hurry, so hurry is what I'm going to do!!!" He shouted. He went even faster.
Trunks finally had enough of the annoying broad. "I've had enough of you!" He said. He threw aside the box that said 'Trojan' and grabbed his knife. He began to walk tworeds her. She scooted herself back the best she could with her tied up ankles. Trunks grabbed her arm and pulled her back. Then he grabbed the bottom of the halter bra. "But remember!! You hafta have my hands untied to get it off because it won't slip over my arms?" She said. Trunks held up a finger, then ran over and grabbed the knife. He clicked it out of its holder and walked over tworeds her. #18 thought he was going to cut her or something, but he just grabbed the strap of the halter bra and began to saw at it. #18 knew to keep her mouth shut because he could cut her any second if he wanted to. Then she remembered that she didn't have the gag on, so she could scream. Trunks felt her take in a deep breath of air. "Don't you DARE broad, or I'll cut your lungs out!!" Trunks said. #18 knew this was her only chance, so she screamed as loud as she could. "VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!RASMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shreaked. She knew that saiyans had excellent hearing, so calling the three saiyans was her best option.
Bulma saw Vegeta all the sudden become vigilant. "What is it?" Bulma asked. Vegeta shook his head. Her scream had sure been loud!! "It's #18!! I think Trunks is trying to hurt her or something!!" He said. He heard her scream REALLY loud, but this time is wasen't for help. The scream was either a scream of fear or pain. He hoped it was the first one. He covered his ears to avoid hearing anymore of the high-pitched scream. "She called for Goku and Rasmas too. I sure hope they're not far enough away to not be able to hear her." Vegeta said. He started to blast off in the direction he heard the squeal. "God, will she ever shut up? She only squeals like this when she's having a climax!!" He said. Bulma yanked his hair to stop him. "Vegeta...how would you know?" She asked, right in his face. Vegeta didn't say anything. "Vegeta, tell me!!!" She said. "Or I'll shove a fork down your throat!!" Vegeta cleared his throat. "Uh....Well, I'll say that we DID have a little fling..." He said. Bulma felt anger swell up. "When was this?!!" She screamed. Vegeta covered his head to protect himself from the upcoming blows. "The day before yesterday!!!" He said. Bulma started to punch him in the head. "Ow! You're gonna make me fall!!" He exclaimed. Bulma yowled and pulled his hair and poked him and made him bleed. "OOW!! OOWOWOWWO!! OW!!" He screamed. He accidently made Bulma slide off his back and fall from his twisting around. "VEGETAAAaaaaa..." She screamed. Vegeta gasped and covered his mouth. It took him a second to realize what had happened, and then he zipped down after her. "Bulma!! Hang on!!" He said. He managed to grab her shoe. Vegeta wished she had been wearing a skirt instead of pajamas and then he would have been able to see her panties. "Let go of me you b@st@rd!! I'd rather die than hafta live with what you just told me!!" She screamed. Vegeta sighed. "Hokay...I guess I can just drop you then, can't I?" He asked. Bulma thrashed. "NOO! Don't." She said. Vegeta slowley lifted her back onto his back. When she started to nag, he hoped she would fall again.
"We've been flying for at least 30 minutes now! How come you aren't tracking them?" Bulma griped. Vegeta sighed. "Because I'm tired! I'm going to run out of energy if we keep going, I was tired before I started. In case you don't remember throwing up is REALLY tiring." He said. Bulma punched him in the back. "Just go!!" She said. Vegeta wavered, and then he all the sudden started to fall from the air. Bulma grabbed onto his back as hard as she could. "Catch something!!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta finally was stopped, but not in the most pleasant way. He caught a branch in the stomach, and was stuck hanging there. Bulma was still on his back. "Veggie?" She said. Vegeta was gagging. "Owww..." He said. Bulma got off his back and pushed him out of the tree. Vegeta hit the ground, hugging his tummy. "Ouchhh..." He said, again. Bulma climbed down the tree and walked over to him. "You Okay?" She asked, giving his tummy a short rub. Vegeta groaned. "That hurt....." He said. The words barely came out. "Aw, come on! You're acting like you hit your balls!!" Bulma said. "Let me see." She lifted up his tanktop. Because she was holding the tank top up to look under it, Vegeta didn't see her reaction. He just heard her get quiet. "What?" He choked. He felt her finger trace on his belly. "What's the problem?" He asked. Bulma carefully put his tanktop back down. "You're bruised, Vegeta. Very badly." She said, with a horrified look on her face. Vegeta sat up, rather painfully, and looked. "Sweet mother of pearl!!" He said. "That's bad!! It's a wonder I didn't throw up." He slolwey stood up. "We're gonna hafta get somewhere so I can get my energy back. I need to sleep!!" Vegta said. Bulma shook her head. "No! You hafta fly with NO energy!!" She said. She climbed onto his back, feeling bad because Vegeta was groaning in pain. "I'd better make sure I didn't get any internal injuries when we get back from saving #18." He said. Why did these horrible things always hafta happen to him?
He had managed to start flying again, but not very high. He kept thinking he would throw up right then and there. "The ki is getting closer." He said. Bulma kicked his sides gently. "Faster." She said. Vegeta didn't obey. "Nooo..." He said. Bulma kicked his sides harder. "NOW!!" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "Nuh uh. I can't!!" He said. "You hafta!!" Bulma replied. Vegeta kept going slow. "I'm so tired....." He said. his eyelids kept on drooping so that his vision was blurring. "Bulma...you got any red bull?" He joked. Bulma kicked his ribs. "Go!!" She said. "Go Go Go Go GOO!!" Vegeta went just a tiny bit faster. "Stop it! That hurts!" He said. Bulma knew there was only one thing she could do. She reached back her foot and placed lightly on Vegeta's...hot spot. "Start going, or I'll do to you what they do to bulls the make them go fast." She said. Vegeta averted his pupils backwards. "Uh...Bulma..." He said. She dug her foot into his crotch. Vegeta's hands went into claw formations. "OOWWWW!!" He screamed. A terrible pain roared through his lower belly, making him double over. "Woman, if you do that I'll fall." He choked. Bulma noticed how bad it was hurting him, so she decided against that idea. She just went with Vegeta's slow speed.
Finally, Vegeta approached Trunks's ki. He burst through the roof of the building, making Bulma fall off. "Halt!!" He said. Bulma pulled herself to a crawling position and saw Trunks...on top of #18. He was thrusting upward. Vegeta didn't know what to do; he was standing there with a surprised look on his face, just staring at them. "Veggie! DO SOMETHING." Bulma said. Vegeta pointed a shaking finger at them. "Aren't most people who get raped...screaming?" He asked. Bulma looked at them. "Hey, your right." She said. #18's head turned, and she saw them. "Hey!! Help me!" She whispered. But she looked like she was...enjoying it. "Oh, why should I help you if you LIKE my son's sex?" Vegeta asked. "Who ever said I did?" #18 asked. Then she made a groan of pleasure. Vegeta squealed like a girl, making Trunks look up. "Mom! Dad!!" He said. He yanked #18 up, who was luckily still in her halter bra, and she quickly slipped her panties on. "Put your shorts on." Trunks ordered. His grip on her arm was pinching her and making ugly purple bruises. "Hey ugly, you're ruining my skin!!" #18 said. Trunks loosened his grip just a little bit. "D-DROP HER!!" Vegeta yelled. He was still stunned from the impact of seeing them going at it. Trunks jerked her closer to him. "Hurry up!!" He said. #18 was struggling as she tried to pull her shorts on with only one hand. "#18, how come you do what he says?" Bulma asked. #18 shrugged. "He's good in bed, so maybe he might rape me again?" She said. Trunks shook his head. "Where I'm taking you, you won't even be THINKING about that anymore!!" He said. He saw Vegeta begin to power up a ki blast.Trunks laughed. "Nuh uh uh. If you fire that thing than I'll put this broad in front of it. And if that doesen't scare you, how about this? If you shoot that thing than when you least expect it I'll come and kidnap mom, and then torture her to death!!!!" He said. Vegeta gulped. "Don't save her then, Vegeta!!" Bulma said. #18 stared at Bulma evilly. Trunks picked her up baby- style. "Hey, I like this. Perhaps...?" #18 whispered to Trunks. Trunks gave her a mean glare. "Trunks, I'm warning you!! If you fly off than I'll-" Vegeta said. Bulma jerked on his arm. "Look! She's not even screaming!! She WANTS to go!!" She said. Vegeta looked at Trunks and #18. He saw that she had worry in her eyes, but also something else. She was horny. Just about when he was thinking this, Trunks flew out the roof. "Hey! Son of a b*tch...aw man." Vegeta said. "I'm too TIRED to go after them..." He fell on his butt. "Man Alive, what's Krillin going to say when I tell him that Trunks kidnapped his wife!! And she LIKED it?" Bulma said. She started yanking at her hair. "I know. Poor Krillin." Vegeta said. "His woman just can't stay faithful." He got up and started to sulkingly walk out of the building.
Vegeta and Bulma finally arrived home later, dog tired. Krillin ran out. "What happened? Did you find #18?" He asked. Vegeta and Bulma exchanged glances. "Uh..Krillin, we have Bad news, and REALLY bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Vegeta asked. Krillin thought. "The bad news." He said. "Hokay. The bad news is.....#18 was kidnapped by Trunks." Vegeta said. Krillin buried his face in his hands. "NOO! Not my wife!! Nothing's worse than that! NOTHING!!" He screamed. Vegeta smirked. "Oh yeah, well you'll be thinking that until you hear the REALLY BAD NEWS." He said. Krillin lifted his head from his hands. "What?" He asked. "The REALLY BAD NEWS is....She liked it!" Vegeta said. Krillin began to sob harder and louder. "Noo! Noo, not my wife, NOO!! She's scoring on other men!!" He screamed. This gave Vegeta something else to say to rain on his parade. "Yes, she scored with me too." Vegeta said. When krillin started to sob harder, he felt Bulma grab his shoulder. "Which reminds me...VEGETA..." She said. Vegeta got a scared look. "I'm afraid..." He said. BUlma laughed. "I'd say you have a lot to be afraid OF right now." She said. She dragged Veggie over and threw him on the couch. "You..I can't beleive that you screwed Krillin's wife! It's the worst thing you've ever done!!" She said. "I can't bleilive you!! ERR!!" Vegeta cowered against the couch. "But Bulma, perhaps you could beleive it if I said you were getting just a tad BORING?" He said. Bulma gasped for a second. Then she said, "VEGETA, YOU b@st@rd!! I'm gonna kill you!!" And she began to throw dishes and things at him. He managed to catch the most of them. "Stop it Bulma!!" He yelled. "I admit that you're NOT boring!! But sometimes you DO just sit there like a rag doll!!" Vegeta started to laugh after he stated that fact, but Bulma was just stunned. "Is this true, Vegeta?" She asked. Vegeta nodded, and Bulma started to cry.
"Where did you take me to now?" #18 asked in a seductive voice. Trunks sat her down in the floor. "It's an abandoned office building." He said. #18 slowley nodded. "Why'd you take me here if you don't want to rape me anymore?" She asked. "And could you PLEASE untie my wrists? I'm bleeding all down my arms." Trunks looked into her squinty blue eyes. "Promise me that you won't try to hurt me." He said. #18 nodded. "Of course not. I think you'd make a fine sex toy, and do you think the same about me?" She said. Trunks thought. "My Dad woulden't like that." He said, starting to untie her wrists. "Who cares what Vegeta likes?" #18 said. "He's just gripy." She then realized he haden't answered her question. "Now tell me why you took me here or I WILL hurt you." She said. Trunks froze in the process of untiying her wrists. "No way am I untiying you now." He said. #18 smirked and broke the ropes, for he had loosened them enough that they were easy to break. "Hah!" She said. Trunks was left growling. "Please don't hurt me." He said. #18 brushed her hair out of her face and put it behind her ear. "Well, who is supposed to be the kidnapped one here? YOU'RE supposed to be in complete and total control of ME. But it seems the opposite." She said. She noticed her ankles were still fastly tighed, but she had complete control over Trunks because he was scared of her. Trunks backed up. "I know that evil look in your eyes! You're gonna KILL me!!" He said. #18 shook her head. "No. The looks in my eyes is NOT bloodthirst. The look in my eyes is LUST. I wanna screw you, TRUNKS!!" She jumped at him. Trunks leaped out of the way. "You b*tch!! I should NEVER have taken you with me!!" Trunks said. #18 started picking at the knots on her ankles. After a bunch of cussing, she got them off. Then she stood up. She grabbed Trunks' ankle.
"Geez, I'm sorry Bulma." Vegeta said. "I'm sorry, Krillin." They were both crying now. Bulma came up and grabbed Vegeta's leg. "Vegeta! Go and get her for Krillin! And then I'll tell you what you can do for me." She said. Vegeta shook Bulma off. "Okay. Whatever you say." He said. He shoved a plum in his mouth and then walked out. He waved bye to Bulma and took off. "#18!!! TRUNKS!!" He screamed, which was awfully stupid because he knew Trunks woulden't answer. He got all droopy. "I don't WANT to find them." He said. He decided to go and get drunk, so he flew down into a bar. He ordered some hard liquor, and took a swig. He looked around at all the pretty sluts dancing on pool tables. "Wow. I wish Bulma's body was still like that." He said. He watched the womans bosom heave in front of him, and he was so overcome with lust that he could not contain himself. He jumped onto the pool table with the woman. He swigged down the whole bottle of hard liquor. "Hello." He said. "I wanted to know if you'd be my whore for tonight?" The woman looked perfectly eager, but then she happened to glance down and noticed that he had a wedding ring. "No way." She said. Vegeta looked at the wedding ring. "That's.......FAKE." He said. "I'm not married or I woulden't be asking for a whore." He didn't know why he wanted a whore. Maybe Bulma WAS getting boring or something. The whore just walked away, leaving Veggie up on the table by himself. He soon became VEERRY drunk, and saw a woman in the bar that had short blonde hair like #18's and looked exactly like her from behind. "#18...." He moaned. He started to stagger tworeds her. But when he turned her around, it was NOT #18!! This woman was an abomination! You could tell her hair was dyed because her roots were showing, and her eyebrows didn't match her haircolor at all! Her eyes were buzzard puke purple with a dukey brown tinge and it looked like World War Two went off in her mouth!! She had NO bust, a HUGE potbelly, and her legs were hairy. "Oh god, you're not her!! You look like a gremlin!! I can't beleive I thought you were her!!" Vegeta said. The woman looked at him. "Hello! Did you need a whore? But you sure are a HANDSOME guy to need a whore like me!!" She said. Vegeta almost had a heart attack when she dug in his pocket for his wallet. "Don't touch me!!" Veggie said. He hit her so hard she died. Vegeta ran out of there. "I could TRY to calm down............" He said. But he didn't think he could. Expecting #18 and getting that was HORRIBLE!!!!
"NOOO!! KAIS HELP ME!!!" Trunks hollered. He haden't expected the person he'd raped to want to rape him back! "But you're so good in bed, Trunks! Just let me show you what mommy can do when she's on top!!" #18 said. Trunks pulled out the large knife. "Get away from me, Broad!!" He said. #18 stopped in front of him. "Well. Someone's grouchy today." She said. "What if I were to stab YOU. How would you feel then?" Trunks sighed. "I don't care!! I just want you to leave me alone! See, this is why I like Pan. She doesen't DO things like this." He said. They were both quiet for a long time. Then #18 sighed. "Oh, fine." She said. She buttoned her shorts back up. "I guess you're missing a lot...your father would say so too." #18 said. "Bye." She began to walk out. But as she did so, a knife plunged in the floor in front of her. "What is this?" She said. Trunks laughed crazilly. "I almost got you, but I MISSED!!" He screamed. #18 picked up the knife and looked at it. Then she cut herself with it. "See, Trunks? Pain doesen't really phase me. That's why I really wish I haden't objected to your little offer earlier; through both ends without a condom." She said. She threw the knife backwards. Then she started to walk out again. Trunks watched her @$$ as she walked and realized it was a REALLY nice one. So he ran in front of her. "I'm afraid I can't let you leave...yet." He said. #18 smiled. "Yes!" She said. Trunks stripped off his shirt. #18 held up a finger. "WAIT!" She said. She grabbed her cream out of her pocket. "I might need this." She said. Then they started.
Vegeta was casually flying around, drunk and not looking, when he heard something. It sounded like #18's voice, but it was the words coming out that he didn't like. They were 'YESSS!! YESS!!!' Vegeta's eyes widened. "Oh sh*t! My son is screwing that slut woman!!" He said. He covered his mouth with a hand. Then he flew as fast as he could tworeds the climactic noises and came across a not so pretty picture. "T-TRUNKS!!!" He screamed. They both paused in the middle of their........act. "Get some clothes on!! Both of you!!" Vegeta said. They both obediantly put their clothes on. Vegeta was so mad he coulden't see straight. "OK, #18. Krillin was worried SICK about you, and here you are screwing my son? You should be ashamed of yourself!!" He said. #18 shook her head. "Nuh-uh. It was always my life goal to reach 16 orgasms in 3 minutes." She said. Vegeta clenched his fists so hard his knuckles popped. "Come on, Trunks. Come on, chick. We're going." He said. But they didn't follow. "No! I wasen't done raping him yet!!" #18 said. Vegeta looked puzzled. "Raping HIM? I thought HE was raping YOU?" He said. He noticed Trunks looked very embarrassed about the whole thing. "Well, I liked his sex so much that I decided I'd rape him back." #18 said. Vegeta was utterly discusted. "Why don't you just come on, now?" He asked. They both stood there. "Fine then. I'll leave you both." He said. As soon as he walked off he saw Trunks strip his shirt off out of the corner of his eye. "NO! You're coming with me!!" He said. He grabbed #18's wrist and curled his fist up in Trunks' lavender hair. Then he flew off back tworeds the house.
As Bulma and #18 worried, Vegeta burst through the roof with Trunks and #18. He threw them both on the ground. "Krillin, my SON and your WIFE were going at it...WILLINGLY!!" He said. Krillin haden't heard what Vegeta had said; he was so happy to see his wife that he didn't notice. He ran over and helped her up. "#18!! #18 I'm so glad to see you!! I-WHAT DID YOU SAY, VEGETA? GOING AT IT?" He said. Vegeta nodded. "Yes. Going at it." He said. Krillin looked at #18 for a minute. Then #18 said, "Krillin, would you mind it if I took a lover?" There was akward silence in Capsule Corp. for about 3 minutes. "Why...?" Krillin finally said. #18 shrugged. "Well, maybe it's better to have sex with a tall guy for once." She said. There was silence again. Then Krillin said, "YES. I would mind." Vegeta and Bulma laughed. "That's the way, Krillin! Tell her!!" Vegeta cheered. Bulma slapped him, still laughing."Be quiet Geeta! I'm trying to stop laughing!!" She said. Vegeta was left with a red handprint. Poor Geeta!! #18 stomped a foot. "If you won't let me take a lover, than maybe I don't want to LIVE with you anymore! Maybe I want to leave MARON with YOU to take care of, and then you'll be miserable!!" She said. Krillin didn't say anything. "I still don't want you taking a lover. That's what marriage is all ABOUT, is being faithful tworeds eachother." Meanwhile, Trunks was still on the ground where Vegeta had thrown him. Trunks had broken his nose when it hit the floor, and it was bleeding all over the carpet. "Trunks, you're cleaning that up!!" Bulma shouted. Poor Trunks clapsed his head down into his own blood. "I booke mh nozzesse..." He said. Bulma walked over. "What?" She asked. "I foke my boooosee..." Trunks said, in a nasal voice. Vegeta laughed at the way it sounded. Then he came over and stomped on Trunks' hand, breaking it. "FFOOW!!" Trunks screamed. "You WORM, screwing another man's wife!!" Vegeta said. Then he felt the unpleasant feeling of Bulma poking him in the back with one of her LOONG fingernails. "Excuse me? Who screwed #18 just recently?" She said. Vegeta smacked her hand. "OH, shut up." He said. He helped Trunks up.
The next morning, Vegeta and Bulma had only got a few hours of sleep. They were glum and blah as they sat on the couch and watched some Western flick. Trunks came down the stairs. "Morning Ma! Morning Pa!!" He said. "I'm gonna go and get layed!!" Vegeta and Bulma agreed but then they realized what he had said. "Hey!! Who are you getting layed BY exactly?" Vegeta asked. Trunks shrugged. "I dunno. I don't care." He said. Vegeta grabbed his wrist and twisted it. "TELL ME!!!" He said. Trunks squealed. "Okay! Okay! I'm going to with.....#18!!!!" He said. Vegeta squeezed his wrist harder. "What?!" He said. Bulma stepped up. "Let him go, Vegeta, that's child abuse!!!" She said. Vegeta let go, and Trunks grabbed his wrist and rubbed it. "That hurt dad." He said. Veggie shrugged. "Vegeta, lets go upstairs and freak." Bulma said. Vegeta slapped her across the face. She recoiled back, holding her cheek. "No, woman! I hafta get our son in line!!" He said. He saw tears spring to Bulma's eyes. "Don't you touch me, you b@st@rd!!" She said, smacking him too. Vegeta growled, and pushed her into a coffee table. It knocked her out. Then Vegeta turned to Trunks. "You are NOT freaking her! You're staying here...heck, BULMA!!" He shouted. He'd just realized what he had done. He ran over to her and leaned her head on his shoulder. As he was doing this, Trunks snuck out. "Bulma? Answer me! Wake up!!" He said. He saw that there was a big goose egg where she had bumped her head at. He lovingly layed her down on the couch and kissed her forehead, and then he got up and got her a wet washrag. He put it on the goose egg.He hoped that she didn't leave him when she woke up.
About an hour later, Bulma woke up. Vegeta saw her eyes begin to flutter open, and so he ran over to see her. "Bulma! You're awake!!" He said. He sat on the couch by her. Bulma tried to remember what happened and then she knew. "You b#st@rd!" She said. Vegeta was hurt. He had just helped her!! "But Bulma, I just helped you!!" He said. Bulma grabbed his muscular forearm and began to dig her long, bare-like fingernails into it. "You...IDIOT! You just hit me, like you used to! My dream was right, you ARE returning to the way you used to be!!" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No, NO I'm NOT!! I just have a short temper s' all! Please forgive me!!!!" He said. The rest of the time between them was silent, and then Bulma said, "NO! I think I'll leave you." Vegeta was shocked. "No! No, please! Anything but that!!" He said. Bulma shook her head and sat up. "Nope. I think we both need some time separated." She said. She didn't sound remorseful at all. Vegeta started to cry. "But don't you love me?" He asked. Bulma patted his cheek. "Of course I love you! I just think we need some time apart so we can KEEP loving eachother. If we don't spend some time separated then something bad might happen, like divorce!!" She said. Vegeta sniffled, then opened his mouth and wailed. "Don't LEAVE me..WAHHH..PLEASE don't leave me....Wahh..." He said. Bulma got up and began to pack a suitcase of clothes, but nothing else. "I'm NOT leaving you, Veggie! I just think we need some time separated!!" She yelled back at him. Vegeta squealed with moroseness. "No..I didn't mean to hit you! i have a short temper...WAHHHH!!" He blubbered. Then he layed down and buried his head in the couch cushions as he cried. He felt Bulma come and rub his back, and about 5 minutes later she stopped. When he finally opened his eyes and lifted his head up, she was gone.
Where can I go? Bulma thought to herself. As soon as she had exited the house, she herself had started to cry. But she remembered that if they didn't seperate for at least a week than things might get worse! Then she remembered that he had only hit her once, and she started to turn back right then and there. But then she remembered she LOVED him and didn't want to divorce him. So she got into Thundercloud and drove off. She decided she'd go stay with Rasmas and Launch, because they knew her very well. So she drove to their house and knocked on the door. The door was answered by Launch. "Hello, Bulma! What are you doing here?" Launch asked. She stepped back and let Bulma in. "Why is your face all red?" She asked again, without giving Bulma any time to answer the first question. "Because I was crying." Bulma said. She went into the house and sat down on the couch, putting her suitcase down by her feet. How rude. "Why were you crying?" Launch asked. She went into the TINY kitchen to get Bulma some tea. "Because me and Vegeta are seperated." Bulma said. "Is there any place that I can put my suitcase?" Launch pointed tworeds Chi's bedroom. "He's usually always at your house now." She said. Bulma went and sat down at the couch to watch T.V. Mizu came crawling out of the kitchen and sat at Bulma's feet. She pointed at Bulma and said, 'Da.' Launch came and picked her up. "No, that's not 'Da!' that's Bulma! Da is in the room playing video games!" Launch said. Mizu pointed at Launch and said clear as a bell 'b*tch'. Bulma tried to contain her laughter. "and No, I'm not b*tch. I'm Ma-Ma." Launch said. She sat down and started to give the baby a bottle. Bulma walked into Launch and Rasmas' room and began to talk to Rasmas.
Vegeta was sitting on the couch and watching T.V, still softly crying. He was eating some Baked Patato flavored chips. He was watching 'Message in a Bottle' because he liked to watch sad things when he was sad. Bra came down. "Hey, Papa! Where's Mom?" She asked. Vegeta turned around and Bra saw his red face and tear stained cheeks. "Good golly. Are those chips hot?" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No. I been cryin'." He said. He turned back around and continued watching the movie. "Why have you been crying? Did somebody get to murder someone before you could get to them?" Bra asked. Vegeta shook his head. "NO! Your mother left me!!" He said. Bra was quiet for a minute. "And she didn't tell me?" She asked. "That must mean that she doesen't love me!!!Wow! Since you let me get away with murder, now I'm on easy street!!" Another tear rolled down Vegeta's cheek. "No, it's not a happy time. I want her to come back, but I don't know where she is." He said. His voice broke as he reached the word 'where' and he started to cry really hard. "Wow Papa. You're a mental case." Bra said. She went into the kitchen. Vegeta wiped his eyes and turned the movie off. He went into his and Bulma's room, and noticed most of her clothes were gone from her side. That means she thinks she'll be gone for awhile.Vegeta thought. He put some of his clothes in her side so it would look like she was still there. But it didn't because she wore dresses and not tanktops and spandex and little black jackets. He put some of his shoes on her side too. Then he filled her makeup box with cigarettes, and on her side he messed the sheets up. "There. It's just like she's here! Now, maybe she'll make me some breakfast." Vegeta said. "BULMA!! MAKE ME SOME BREAKFAST!!!" He yelled. But she didn't reply 'Yes dear!!' like usual. "She didn't answer!!" He said. Then he heard Bra yell up, "Papa! Momma's gone, remember?" and Vegeta's spirits were crushed. "Oh yeah." He breathed. But he REALLY wanted some Bulma sex right now!!! "Maybe I can call #18." He mumbled. So he did.
#18 and Trunks were kissing in unusual places and everything else when the phone rang. "OH no..." #18 said. Trunks groaned. "Don't answer it!!" He said. "But it could be Krillin!!" #18 said. Trunks frowned, so she just pushed the speaker phone button. "Hello?" She asked. Vegeta, on the other line, noticed that her voice sounded like she had been running a mile. Then he heard a man's voice groan and #18 giggle. "#18? Something going on?" Vegeta asked. Then he remembered that Trunks had said he'd be going over there to have sex with her. "#18, you stop having sex with my son right now!!" He said. #18 obeyed and sat up. She pulled on a shirt. "Aw man! You're like a Demon in the Sack in bed!!!" Trunks said. #18 shrugged. "So. Your Dad is on the phone and he said I can't screw you." She pulled on some jeans and picked up the phone, turning off the speakers. Trunks groaned and began to put his clothes back on. "I'll bet the only reason Dad called was to get some sex from you too." He said, not even knowing that he and Bulma were separated. "Aw. That's too bad." He heard #18 say. "What?" Trunks said, banging a fist on the springy bed. "It appears your parents are separated." #18 said. "Yay. Now I have some excuses to f*ck Vegeta." She grabbed her purse. "What about me? You're supposed to be f*ck*ng ME." Trunks said. #18 shrugged. "Even though your father is about a foot shorter than you he's still a wonderous guy in bed." She said. She walked out the door. "Does Krillin know you're doing this?" Trunks asked. #18 shook her head. "He doesen't hafta know." She said, walking out the door.
Bulma and Rasmas were very absorbed in watching the video game. "Hey, turn that off. My husband's separated from me so I want sex, and I hafta get it from you." Bulma said. Rasmas' eyes widened. "No way! I be faithful to my woman! Without her I woulden't be happy! Without her I'd be a virgin!!!" He said. Bulma turned off the video game and went to lock the door. "Hey I was farther than I've ever been!!!" Rasmas said. Bulma shrugged. "But then again, there's my Geeta....." She said. Rasmas nodded. "Yeah. There's him to think about." He said. He was releived. "But he DID cheat on me so I'll return the favor." Bulma said. Rasmas went and grabbed his box of 'Trojan' condoms out of the drawer. "You might not want to see me do this..." He said. "Oh yes I do. I want to be the one to PUT IT ON YOU." She said. Rasmas gulped. "UH........fine." He said. He pulled his pants off. "Justa....reach throught the little holes." Rasmas said, nervously. "Do you put Vegeta's rubber on for him?" Bulma nodded. "Every time. But we don't need them anymore because I usually take morning after pills. But I don't have them with me." She said. She started to put it on. "Y-You know, you have really educated hands." Rasmas breathed. He grabbed Bulma's head and pulled it close. "Yep. Vegeta always says that to me." She said. "Vegeta's gonna *groan* get mad!!" Rasmas said, through clenched teeth. She was doing a lot more than putting it on now!! "Who cares? He's probably screwing around on me right now too." Bulma said. "With who?" Rasmas asked.
"Either Chi-Chi or #18. Probably #18 because Chi-Chi is always his last resort." Bulma said. She yanked and made him jump. "Sh*t. You're a demon in the sack." Rasmas said. Bulma nodded. "V-Vegeta always said that." She said quietly again.
Vegeta was laying on him and Bulma's bed at their house, eating a rice cake. He was thinking the whole scene of Bulma leaving him over and over again in his mind. "Bulma....Bulma.." He kept saying. Then he heard a knock on the door. "Come in." He said, his voice hitching from sobs. It was #18. She was in a slutty outfit and had some makeup on. She was wearing whore boots. "I beleive you called me here?" She said, in a seductive voice. Vegeta smiled. "Yeah...I needed some snuggling..." He said. #18 hobbled over. "Well, too bad. I'm kind of sore from your son. He's WILD!!" She said. Vegeta grabbed his pillow and sobbed into it. "She left me, can you beleive that? After 27 years, my woman leaves me!!!" He cried. "Actually 28." said #18. Vegeta sobbed harder. "I know!!! And I MISS her, even though I didn't think I ever would if she left." He said. "I always thought she was my maid or something." He threw a big fit and accidently kicked #18 in the face. "You idiot watch where your feet are going!!!" She said. Vegeta cried really loud. #18 pulled some wine out of her ice box, and poured some into his open mouth. Vegeta's eyes bugged in surprise. Then he swallowed. "EEW that's the nastiest.....tasting...wine...." He said. He realized that it was probably full of alcohal from the way it tasted. "Dude, how much alcohal is IN there?" He asked. She poured somemore in his mouth. "I don't like it...Krillin doesen't like it...Do YOU?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. "Yes." He said. He grabbed it from her and took a large drink. "Getting drunk DOES solve a lot of other people's problems..." He said. He drank the whole bottle and in about 15 minutes he was REALLY drunk. He thought #18 was Bulma. "Bulma, you came back! Let's screw like 2 rabbits in heat!!" He said. #18 was puzzled. "Vegeta, I'm not Bulma. I'm #18." She said. Vegeta grabbed a pillow. "Let's make love, Bulma!!" He said. #18 got up. "Bye." She said, freaked out. Vegeta followed, but accidently rammed into her and made them both fall down the stairs. It was a rather painful thing. "You idiot! Get off me, you fag! I'm gonna get Krillin on your @$$!!" #18 said. Vegeta was sad. "Krillin can't do anything to me, BULMA!" He said. "Krillin is an earthling." #18 shrugged. "I'm sure he could kill you in your sleep and make it look like an accident." She said. Vegeta thought about this. He started to cry again. "Oh, just go on! I'll bet your NOT Bulma, either. I bet you're really UGLY. So just go away. You ruined your chances of screwing with me." He said. #18 gladly decided to, but left Bulma a little present to find when she came back so she'd know. "I think BULMA is going to know I was here." She said. Then she broke the window and jumped out. "COULDEN'T YOU JUST USE THE DOOR?!" Vegeta hollered as she flew away. The drunk man started to crawl up the stairs. "Bulma would get drunk WITH me..." He blubbered. He cried into his manly hands. "I want my Bulma..She needs her Geeta.." he mumbled. Then he took another fall down the stairs and landed at the foot of them. "Bulma......" He whined, and he fell into a REALLY light sleep.
A little bit later, the barely aware Vegeta heard a door shut. But he thought nothing about it because he heard doors shut all the time. He'd heard them shut on the first day he was born! But that doesen't matter right now. He heard whoever it was put something heavy down. He snored really loud and almost woke himself up. He heard the person say 'What are you doing in the middle of the floor?' Vegeta didn't answer though, because he was, like I said, IN A REALLY LIGHT SLEEP. So he didn't recognize the person's voice. He heard the person's higheels click over and stop right by him. And then he felt the person trying to lift him up baby-style. It took the person a lot of effort, but she finally managed. In his deep sleep he said, 'You come back..?" He heard the person say 'Yes, I came back." And then start to struggle to carry him up the stairs. Vegeta almost woke up when she stumbled. "You're too FAT..." The person said. But she kept going, and Vegeta felt flat ground in a minute or so. Then the person carried him to their bed and put him on it. "Have a nice nap." The person said. Then she went to the closet and put something up. Vegeta heard her say 'Why'd he put his clothes in my side?' and then she changed into a simple outfit and walked out. Vegeta woke up about the time she shut the door. "Was that BULMA I heard in my dreams?" He said. He looked around and noticed she wasen't in the room. He started to call her name but she didn't answer because she was outside doing something when he called her. "BULMA!!! BULMA!!!" He screamed. When she didn't answer he started to cry again. "Bulma...*hiccup* WAAAAHHH-HAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!!" He cried. "I want you to come HOOOOME *Hiccup*" He said. But she still didn't come up.
Bulma had finished watering her plants outside and walked inside the house. As soon as she walked in she heard crying. "Who could that be?" She said to herself. She listened really hard and realized that the crying was in a really raspy voice. At the first she remembered to be Baby Trunks; because he used to sound a lot like Vegeta. But that was 27 years ago! Then she remembered Vegeta was upstairs asleep and he had probably woken up while she was outside and gotten scared. Or maybe he thought she haden't came home yet? All that stumbling she'd did would have woken him up unless he was DRUNK as a HORSE. She comprehended it to be that one. He'd probably drunk in all his grief. She started up the stairs and went into the room, where Vegeta was laying on the bed and wailing like a child who had lost it's mommy. "Oh, Veggie!" Bulma said, about to laugh because Vegeta was being a baby. She ran over and jumped on the bed, then hugged the crying Vegeta up in her arms. Vegeta's eyes popped open, and his crying ceased. "B-Bulma?" He said. Bulma wiped his tears off with her thumbs and nodded. "Yes." She said. Vegeta started to cry again. "YAYY!! YAYY, you came back!!" He screamed. He cried into her chest, feeling very pervertive to Bulma. Bulma hugged him up as tight as she could. Even though she had only been gone about two hours, it still seemed like she had been gone 3 years from Veggie's crying. 1 hour and 30 minutes of the two hours had been taken up screwing Rasmas, in which she was thinking of Vegeta the entire time she was doing. "Vegeta, I hope this all taught you a lesson." Bulma said, pulling him away from her so he'd look at her face and not her chest. Vegeta was laying with his head rested in the crook of her arm. "What could it teach me except to get drunk when I'm sad?" He blubbered. Bulma kissed his forehead. "It teaches you not to hit me, you moron!!" She said, playfully. Vegeta turned his head away from her and sighed. "Now, can you make me some breakfast please?" He asked. Bulma laughed and layed him down. "Sure." She said.
Vegeta was downstairs eating his breakfast, and it was a rather late one. He was still kinda sad because he felt guilty from hitting Bulma. He kept telling her he was sorry and stuff and she'd say 'It's OKAY!!!' Vegeta finished. "That was good." He said. Then he went over behind Bulma, who had her glasses on and was trying to figure something out for work. "HELLO!" He said, grabbing her around the waist very suddenly. She almost stabbed herself. "Go away Vegeta! I'm trying to do something!!" Bulma said. Vegeta was sad. "But I didn't mean to make you almost stab yourself!!" He said, in distress. Trunks and Bra were laughing. "Stop laughing at me!!" Vegeta exclaimed, hitting Trunks. "Vegeta! What did I tell you about hitting the family?" Bulma asked. Vegeta slouched. "Sorry..." He said. He went and made himself comfortable on the couch. Bulma felt bad, until she saw the note #18 had left. She curiously walked over to it and read it. It said,
Dear Vegeta,
I'm very sorry, but I had to leave suddenly. I know it was quite tacky of me to bring you down and screw you on the floor and I'm TERRIBLY sorry. But I had to leave to go and get some more of that special wine we were both drinking before we had sex. So, while you were asleep I left. But I'll be right back. Oh, and by the way. If that ' Whore Bulma' as you called her is here when I come back, let me come in and kill her.
Signed, your sexy SECRET lover,
#18 XOXOXOXOXO
Bulma was shocked after she read this. Then she said, " Hey Vegeta! I think you left your NOTE laying here!!" Vegeta got up to go and read it. "What? What note?" He asked. Bulma showed it to him. "THIS ONE!!" She said. Vegeta struggled to read the cursive. "But Bulma this is all lies! She just got mad at me for knocking her down the stairs and 'ruining her complexion!!' I never screwed her!!" Vegeta said. Bulma put her hands on her hips. "Oh, really." She said. "PROVE IT!!" Vegeta trembled as he tried to come up with an answer. "I'll get #18 over here!!" He said. Bulma laughed. "Well how do I know you're not going to screw her again?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sniffed in tears. "Because I'm NOT!!!" He said. "YOU screwed Rasmas so even if I DID screw #18 it woulden't matter because you screwed Rasmas!!" "Well Rasmas is not my lover! In this note it claims you took #18 for a lover! When she came back from being kidnapped and asked Krillin if she could take a lover she meant YOU all along!! Something must have happened when you brought Trunks and her home!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta started to sniffle because his water was shallow today. "No! I swear I didn't! Who are you going to beleive; your husband or the slut woman?" He asked. Bulma sighed. She noticed she had made her Veggie cry!! She walked over to him and noticed his head was down and tears were gushing from his eyes and falling down on his spandex. "Look, I'm sorry Veggie!!" She said. Vegeta's head didn't lift, so she placed a hand under his chin and tilted his head to face hers. "I beleive you, alright? I'm just kind of mad right now." She said. Vegeta got up to get a drink o' beer. "about what? About Rasmas' sex? Was it not good enough for you?" He asked. He was kind of mad that she had screwed around on him while they were seperated. "Oh shut up. You have no right to ask me that when YOU screwed around on me yourself." She said. " I DID NOT!" Vegeta screamed. He poundded a fist on the table, startling her. "What makes you think you can screw around with #18 but I cannot screw around with Rasmas?" Bulma asked. Vegeta just walked up the stairs.
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"Where are we?" asked #18. Trunks had removed the gag for some reason unknown, probably because he needed someone to talk to. Trunks had dragged her to some scary looking building. "This is the place me and Pan used to come to to make out." Trunks said. He violently started to drag her over to a pole, where he took the spare rope from the ropes straining her hands and tied it around the pole. "You're hot, Trunks." #18 said, hoping to flatter him enough that he woulden't hurt her. Trunks blushed. "Thanks, broad." He said. He walked over to a hole in th floor and #18 saw some light glint of the blade of a huge knife. "Uh...what's that knife for?" She asked. "Oh, this. It's just in case you try to fight me." said Trunks. #18's squinty eyes widened. "In case you haven't noticed, Trunks, I've been through much worse than being cut up with a knife so if you're planning on using it, you're fresh out of luck." She said. Trunks dug out a bigger one. "Scared now?" He asked. She didn't say anything. "Have you been thinking about your father? When he realizes you're gone he's gonna be sad." #18 said. Trunks looked up from his knife stash. "He doesen't care a bit about me. He's just a mean man." Trunks said. #18 shook her head. "Well, he USED to be like that...but not anymore. Now he really cares about you." She said. Trunks froze, and #18 thought she was getting somewhere. Then Trunks said, "This knife would be better, right?" It was even BIGGER. "Uh, right." #18 said. She started to secretly yank the rope, trying to get it off. Trunks came over. "Hey, broad, if you're trying to get away, you'd better think twice before I catch you trying to get away." He said. #18 stopped. "Could you at LEAST call me something more decent. like what your father calls me, CHICK." She mumbled under her breath. Trunks grabbed her hair and yanked, curling it around his fist. "What'd you say, BROAD?" He asked. #18 shrugged. "Nothing of your buisness." She said. Trunks just walked away and was getting something out of a little box. The box said 'Trojan'. "What kind of a criminal rapes people with condoms?" #18 said. Trunks looked at her. "Would you rather me WITHOUT through both ends?" He said. #18 shut her mouth IMMEDEANTLY.
"I can sense his ki!!" Vegeta said. "And #18 is with him.." He stopped in the air. "Do you think they're having an affair?" He asked Bulma. Bulma wildly shook her head. "NO! #18 loves Krillin. Now, Trunks might be trying to rape her because he's crazy....or maybe they're talking..." She said. Vegeta closed his eyes. "But #18's ki seems flared, like she's scared or something." He said. He wondered why Trunks would try to rape her. "Why would he try to force himself on HER? They've never had an attraction tworeds eachother before." Vegeta said. "Well maybe it's, like YOU said, she's absolutly BEAUTIFUL, and any man would like to have their own peice of the pie with her." Bulma said. Vegeta scoffed. "Well, she IS beautiful." He mumbled. He remembered that during he and #18's battle, he had been watching her butt and chest when she kicked and stuff. He thought that half the reason he lost was because he spent the time looking at her. He knew that even back when he and Bulma had first been married and they didn't get along very well, it still made Bulma VERRRY mad that #18 had tried to hit on him. "Anywho we've gotta find Trunks." Vegeta said. "If he forces himself on her, than Krillin would end up apesh*t crazy!!!" It wasen't like he cared about Krillin's feelings, though. He just didn't want his son to have a peice of #18. He felt Trunks' ki go up higher. "Okay, I don't know what's happening here. Picollo would, but we can't waste our time going up to the lookout to ask him! Plus he's so old and cranky...." Vegeta said. Bulma dug her nails into his ribs. "Ouch!! What was that for?" He asked. "I want you to hurry up and find our boy instead of sitting around and having sexual fantasies about a woman whose already happily married!!" Bulma said. Vegeta mocked her mouth movements with a little too much expression. "Shut up, woman! You're the only girl I have fantasies about for your information! It's not like it's any of your buisness, though..." He said. Bulma smacked him in the head, messing up his fuzzball hair. "Just go!!" She said. Vegeta blasted off as fast as he could, and he could feel her fingers slipping off his sides. "Vegeta!! Slow down!!" She yelled. She heard him chuckle. "No! You told me to hurry, so hurry is what I'm going to do!!!" He shouted. He went even faster.
Trunks finally had enough of the annoying broad. "I've had enough of you!" He said. He threw aside the box that said 'Trojan' and grabbed his knife. He began to walk tworeds her. She scooted herself back the best she could with her tied up ankles. Trunks grabbed her arm and pulled her back. Then he grabbed the bottom of the halter bra. "But remember!! You hafta have my hands untied to get it off because it won't slip over my arms?" She said. Trunks held up a finger, then ran over and grabbed the knife. He clicked it out of its holder and walked over tworeds her. #18 thought he was going to cut her or something, but he just grabbed the strap of the halter bra and began to saw at it. #18 knew to keep her mouth shut because he could cut her any second if he wanted to. Then she remembered that she didn't have the gag on, so she could scream. Trunks felt her take in a deep breath of air. "Don't you DARE broad, or I'll cut your lungs out!!" Trunks said. #18 knew this was her only chance, so she screamed as loud as she could. "VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!RASMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shreaked. She knew that saiyans had excellent hearing, so calling the three saiyans was her best option.
Bulma saw Vegeta all the sudden become vigilant. "What is it?" Bulma asked. Vegeta shook his head. Her scream had sure been loud!! "It's #18!! I think Trunks is trying to hurt her or something!!" He said. He heard her scream REALLY loud, but this time is wasen't for help. The scream was either a scream of fear or pain. He hoped it was the first one. He covered his ears to avoid hearing anymore of the high-pitched scream. "She called for Goku and Rasmas too. I sure hope they're not far enough away to not be able to hear her." Vegeta said. He started to blast off in the direction he heard the squeal. "God, will she ever shut up? She only squeals like this when she's having a climax!!" He said. Bulma yanked his hair to stop him. "Vegeta...how would you know?" She asked, right in his face. Vegeta didn't say anything. "Vegeta, tell me!!!" She said. "Or I'll shove a fork down your throat!!" Vegeta cleared his throat. "Uh....Well, I'll say that we DID have a little fling..." He said. Bulma felt anger swell up. "When was this?!!" She screamed. Vegeta covered his head to protect himself from the upcoming blows. "The day before yesterday!!!" He said. Bulma started to punch him in the head. "Ow! You're gonna make me fall!!" He exclaimed. Bulma yowled and pulled his hair and poked him and made him bleed. "OOW!! OOWOWOWWO!! OW!!" He screamed. He accidently made Bulma slide off his back and fall from his twisting around. "VEGETAAAaaaaa..." She screamed. Vegeta gasped and covered his mouth. It took him a second to realize what had happened, and then he zipped down after her. "Bulma!! Hang on!!" He said. He managed to grab her shoe. Vegeta wished she had been wearing a skirt instead of pajamas and then he would have been able to see her panties. "Let go of me you b@st@rd!! I'd rather die than hafta live with what you just told me!!" She screamed. Vegeta sighed. "Hokay...I guess I can just drop you then, can't I?" He asked. Bulma thrashed. "NOO! Don't." She said. Vegeta slowley lifted her back onto his back. When she started to nag, he hoped she would fall again.
"We've been flying for at least 30 minutes now! How come you aren't tracking them?" Bulma griped. Vegeta sighed. "Because I'm tired! I'm going to run out of energy if we keep going, I was tired before I started. In case you don't remember throwing up is REALLY tiring." He said. Bulma punched him in the back. "Just go!!" She said. Vegeta wavered, and then he all the sudden started to fall from the air. Bulma grabbed onto his back as hard as she could. "Catch something!!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta finally was stopped, but not in the most pleasant way. He caught a branch in the stomach, and was stuck hanging there. Bulma was still on his back. "Veggie?" She said. Vegeta was gagging. "Owww..." He said. Bulma got off his back and pushed him out of the tree. Vegeta hit the ground, hugging his tummy. "Ouchhh..." He said, again. Bulma climbed down the tree and walked over to him. "You Okay?" She asked, giving his tummy a short rub. Vegeta groaned. "That hurt....." He said. The words barely came out. "Aw, come on! You're acting like you hit your balls!!" Bulma said. "Let me see." She lifted up his tanktop. Because she was holding the tank top up to look under it, Vegeta didn't see her reaction. He just heard her get quiet. "What?" He choked. He felt her finger trace on his belly. "What's the problem?" He asked. Bulma carefully put his tanktop back down. "You're bruised, Vegeta. Very badly." She said, with a horrified look on her face. Vegeta sat up, rather painfully, and looked. "Sweet mother of pearl!!" He said. "That's bad!! It's a wonder I didn't throw up." He slolwey stood up. "We're gonna hafta get somewhere so I can get my energy back. I need to sleep!!" Vegta said. Bulma shook her head. "No! You hafta fly with NO energy!!" She said. She climbed onto his back, feeling bad because Vegeta was groaning in pain. "I'd better make sure I didn't get any internal injuries when we get back from saving #18." He said. Why did these horrible things always hafta happen to him?
He had managed to start flying again, but not very high. He kept thinking he would throw up right then and there. "The ki is getting closer." He said. Bulma kicked his sides gently. "Faster." She said. Vegeta didn't obey. "Nooo..." He said. Bulma kicked his sides harder. "NOW!!" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "Nuh uh. I can't!!" He said. "You hafta!!" Bulma replied. Vegeta kept going slow. "I'm so tired....." He said. his eyelids kept on drooping so that his vision was blurring. "Bulma...you got any red bull?" He joked. Bulma kicked his ribs. "Go!!" She said. "Go Go Go Go GOO!!" Vegeta went just a tiny bit faster. "Stop it! That hurts!" He said. Bulma knew there was only one thing she could do. She reached back her foot and placed lightly on Vegeta's...hot spot. "Start going, or I'll do to you what they do to bulls the make them go fast." She said. Vegeta averted his pupils backwards. "Uh...Bulma..." He said. She dug her foot into his crotch. Vegeta's hands went into claw formations. "OOWWWW!!" He screamed. A terrible pain roared through his lower belly, making him double over. "Woman, if you do that I'll fall." He choked. Bulma noticed how bad it was hurting him, so she decided against that idea. She just went with Vegeta's slow speed.
Finally, Vegeta approached Trunks's ki. He burst through the roof of the building, making Bulma fall off. "Halt!!" He said. Bulma pulled herself to a crawling position and saw Trunks...on top of #18. He was thrusting upward. Vegeta didn't know what to do; he was standing there with a surprised look on his face, just staring at them. "Veggie! DO SOMETHING." Bulma said. Vegeta pointed a shaking finger at them. "Aren't most people who get raped...screaming?" He asked. Bulma looked at them. "Hey, your right." She said. #18's head turned, and she saw them. "Hey!! Help me!" She whispered. But she looked like she was...enjoying it. "Oh, why should I help you if you LIKE my son's sex?" Vegeta asked. "Who ever said I did?" #18 asked. Then she made a groan of pleasure. Vegeta squealed like a girl, making Trunks look up. "Mom! Dad!!" He said. He yanked #18 up, who was luckily still in her halter bra, and she quickly slipped her panties on. "Put your shorts on." Trunks ordered. His grip on her arm was pinching her and making ugly purple bruises. "Hey ugly, you're ruining my skin!!" #18 said. Trunks loosened his grip just a little bit. "D-DROP HER!!" Vegeta yelled. He was still stunned from the impact of seeing them going at it. Trunks jerked her closer to him. "Hurry up!!" He said. #18 was struggling as she tried to pull her shorts on with only one hand. "#18, how come you do what he says?" Bulma asked. #18 shrugged. "He's good in bed, so maybe he might rape me again?" She said. Trunks shook his head. "Where I'm taking you, you won't even be THINKING about that anymore!!" He said. He saw Vegeta begin to power up a ki blast.Trunks laughed. "Nuh uh uh. If you fire that thing than I'll put this broad in front of it. And if that doesen't scare you, how about this? If you shoot that thing than when you least expect it I'll come and kidnap mom, and then torture her to death!!!!" He said. Vegeta gulped. "Don't save her then, Vegeta!!" Bulma said. #18 stared at Bulma evilly. Trunks picked her up baby- style. "Hey, I like this. Perhaps...?" #18 whispered to Trunks. Trunks gave her a mean glare. "Trunks, I'm warning you!! If you fly off than I'll-" Vegeta said. Bulma jerked on his arm. "Look! She's not even screaming!! She WANTS to go!!" She said. Vegeta looked at Trunks and #18. He saw that she had worry in her eyes, but also something else. She was horny. Just about when he was thinking this, Trunks flew out the roof. "Hey! Son of a b*tch...aw man." Vegeta said. "I'm too TIRED to go after them..." He fell on his butt. "Man Alive, what's Krillin going to say when I tell him that Trunks kidnapped his wife!! And she LIKED it?" Bulma said. She started yanking at her hair. "I know. Poor Krillin." Vegeta said. "His woman just can't stay faithful." He got up and started to sulkingly walk out of the building.
Vegeta and Bulma finally arrived home later, dog tired. Krillin ran out. "What happened? Did you find #18?" He asked. Vegeta and Bulma exchanged glances. "Uh..Krillin, we have Bad news, and REALLY bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Vegeta asked. Krillin thought. "The bad news." He said. "Hokay. The bad news is.....#18 was kidnapped by Trunks." Vegeta said. Krillin buried his face in his hands. "NOO! Not my wife!! Nothing's worse than that! NOTHING!!" He screamed. Vegeta smirked. "Oh yeah, well you'll be thinking that until you hear the REALLY BAD NEWS." He said. Krillin lifted his head from his hands. "What?" He asked. "The REALLY BAD NEWS is....She liked it!" Vegeta said. Krillin began to sob harder and louder. "Noo! Noo, not my wife, NOO!! She's scoring on other men!!" He screamed. This gave Vegeta something else to say to rain on his parade. "Yes, she scored with me too." Vegeta said. When krillin started to sob harder, he felt Bulma grab his shoulder. "Which reminds me...VEGETA..." She said. Vegeta got a scared look. "I'm afraid..." He said. BUlma laughed. "I'd say you have a lot to be afraid OF right now." She said. She dragged Veggie over and threw him on the couch. "You..I can't beleive that you screwed Krillin's wife! It's the worst thing you've ever done!!" She said. "I can't bleilive you!! ERR!!" Vegeta cowered against the couch. "But Bulma, perhaps you could beleive it if I said you were getting just a tad BORING?" He said. Bulma gasped for a second. Then she said, "VEGETA, YOU b@st@rd!! I'm gonna kill you!!" And she began to throw dishes and things at him. He managed to catch the most of them. "Stop it Bulma!!" He yelled. "I admit that you're NOT boring!! But sometimes you DO just sit there like a rag doll!!" Vegeta started to laugh after he stated that fact, but Bulma was just stunned. "Is this true, Vegeta?" She asked. Vegeta nodded, and Bulma started to cry.
"Where did you take me to now?" #18 asked in a seductive voice. Trunks sat her down in the floor. "It's an abandoned office building." He said. #18 slowley nodded. "Why'd you take me here if you don't want to rape me anymore?" She asked. "And could you PLEASE untie my wrists? I'm bleeding all down my arms." Trunks looked into her squinty blue eyes. "Promise me that you won't try to hurt me." He said. #18 nodded. "Of course not. I think you'd make a fine sex toy, and do you think the same about me?" She said. Trunks thought. "My Dad woulden't like that." He said, starting to untie her wrists. "Who cares what Vegeta likes?" #18 said. "He's just gripy." She then realized he haden't answered her question. "Now tell me why you took me here or I WILL hurt you." She said. Trunks froze in the process of untiying her wrists. "No way am I untiying you now." He said. #18 smirked and broke the ropes, for he had loosened them enough that they were easy to break. "Hah!" She said. Trunks was left growling. "Please don't hurt me." He said. #18 brushed her hair out of her face and put it behind her ear. "Well, who is supposed to be the kidnapped one here? YOU'RE supposed to be in complete and total control of ME. But it seems the opposite." She said. She noticed her ankles were still fastly tighed, but she had complete control over Trunks because he was scared of her. Trunks backed up. "I know that evil look in your eyes! You're gonna KILL me!!" He said. #18 shook her head. "No. The looks in my eyes is NOT bloodthirst. The look in my eyes is LUST. I wanna screw you, TRUNKS!!" She jumped at him. Trunks leaped out of the way. "You b*tch!! I should NEVER have taken you with me!!" Trunks said. #18 started picking at the knots on her ankles. After a bunch of cussing, she got them off. Then she stood up. She grabbed Trunks' ankle.
"Geez, I'm sorry Bulma." Vegeta said. "I'm sorry, Krillin." They were both crying now. Bulma came up and grabbed Vegeta's leg. "Vegeta! Go and get her for Krillin! And then I'll tell you what you can do for me." She said. Vegeta shook Bulma off. "Okay. Whatever you say." He said. He shoved a plum in his mouth and then walked out. He waved bye to Bulma and took off. "#18!!! TRUNKS!!" He screamed, which was awfully stupid because he knew Trunks woulden't answer. He got all droopy. "I don't WANT to find them." He said. He decided to go and get drunk, so he flew down into a bar. He ordered some hard liquor, and took a swig. He looked around at all the pretty sluts dancing on pool tables. "Wow. I wish Bulma's body was still like that." He said. He watched the womans bosom heave in front of him, and he was so overcome with lust that he could not contain himself. He jumped onto the pool table with the woman. He swigged down the whole bottle of hard liquor. "Hello." He said. "I wanted to know if you'd be my whore for tonight?" The woman looked perfectly eager, but then she happened to glance down and noticed that he had a wedding ring. "No way." She said. Vegeta looked at the wedding ring. "That's.......FAKE." He said. "I'm not married or I woulden't be asking for a whore." He didn't know why he wanted a whore. Maybe Bulma WAS getting boring or something. The whore just walked away, leaving Veggie up on the table by himself. He soon became VEERRY drunk, and saw a woman in the bar that had short blonde hair like #18's and looked exactly like her from behind. "#18...." He moaned. He started to stagger tworeds her. But when he turned her around, it was NOT #18!! This woman was an abomination! You could tell her hair was dyed because her roots were showing, and her eyebrows didn't match her haircolor at all! Her eyes were buzzard puke purple with a dukey brown tinge and it looked like World War Two went off in her mouth!! She had NO bust, a HUGE potbelly, and her legs were hairy. "Oh god, you're not her!! You look like a gremlin!! I can't beleive I thought you were her!!" Vegeta said. The woman looked at him. "Hello! Did you need a whore? But you sure are a HANDSOME guy to need a whore like me!!" She said. Vegeta almost had a heart attack when she dug in his pocket for his wallet. "Don't touch me!!" Veggie said. He hit her so hard she died. Vegeta ran out of there. "I could TRY to calm down............" He said. But he didn't think he could. Expecting #18 and getting that was HORRIBLE!!!!
"NOOO!! KAIS HELP ME!!!" Trunks hollered. He haden't expected the person he'd raped to want to rape him back! "But you're so good in bed, Trunks! Just let me show you what mommy can do when she's on top!!" #18 said. Trunks pulled out the large knife. "Get away from me, Broad!!" He said. #18 stopped in front of him. "Well. Someone's grouchy today." She said. "What if I were to stab YOU. How would you feel then?" Trunks sighed. "I don't care!! I just want you to leave me alone! See, this is why I like Pan. She doesen't DO things like this." He said. They were both quiet for a long time. Then #18 sighed. "Oh, fine." She said. She buttoned her shorts back up. "I guess you're missing a lot...your father would say so too." #18 said. "Bye." She began to walk out. But as she did so, a knife plunged in the floor in front of her. "What is this?" She said. Trunks laughed crazilly. "I almost got you, but I MISSED!!" He screamed. #18 picked up the knife and looked at it. Then she cut herself with it. "See, Trunks? Pain doesen't really phase me. That's why I really wish I haden't objected to your little offer earlier; through both ends without a condom." She said. She threw the knife backwards. Then she started to walk out again. Trunks watched her @$$ as she walked and realized it was a REALLY nice one. So he ran in front of her. "I'm afraid I can't let you leave...yet." He said. #18 smiled. "Yes!" She said. Trunks stripped off his shirt. #18 held up a finger. "WAIT!" She said. She grabbed her cream out of her pocket. "I might need this." She said. Then they started.
Vegeta was casually flying around, drunk and not looking, when he heard something. It sounded like #18's voice, but it was the words coming out that he didn't like. They were 'YESSS!! YESS!!!' Vegeta's eyes widened. "Oh sh*t! My son is screwing that slut woman!!" He said. He covered his mouth with a hand. Then he flew as fast as he could tworeds the climactic noises and came across a not so pretty picture. "T-TRUNKS!!!" He screamed. They both paused in the middle of their........act. "Get some clothes on!! Both of you!!" Vegeta said. They both obediantly put their clothes on. Vegeta was so mad he coulden't see straight. "OK, #18. Krillin was worried SICK about you, and here you are screwing my son? You should be ashamed of yourself!!" He said. #18 shook her head. "Nuh-uh. It was always my life goal to reach 16 orgasms in 3 minutes." She said. Vegeta clenched his fists so hard his knuckles popped. "Come on, Trunks. Come on, chick. We're going." He said. But they didn't follow. "No! I wasen't done raping him yet!!" #18 said. Vegeta looked puzzled. "Raping HIM? I thought HE was raping YOU?" He said. He noticed Trunks looked very embarrassed about the whole thing. "Well, I liked his sex so much that I decided I'd rape him back." #18 said. Vegeta was utterly discusted. "Why don't you just come on, now?" He asked. They both stood there. "Fine then. I'll leave you both." He said. As soon as he walked off he saw Trunks strip his shirt off out of the corner of his eye. "NO! You're coming with me!!" He said. He grabbed #18's wrist and curled his fist up in Trunks' lavender hair. Then he flew off back tworeds the house.
As Bulma and #18 worried, Vegeta burst through the roof with Trunks and #18. He threw them both on the ground. "Krillin, my SON and your WIFE were going at it...WILLINGLY!!" He said. Krillin haden't heard what Vegeta had said; he was so happy to see his wife that he didn't notice. He ran over and helped her up. "#18!! #18 I'm so glad to see you!! I-WHAT DID YOU SAY, VEGETA? GOING AT IT?" He said. Vegeta nodded. "Yes. Going at it." He said. Krillin looked at #18 for a minute. Then #18 said, "Krillin, would you mind it if I took a lover?" There was akward silence in Capsule Corp. for about 3 minutes. "Why...?" Krillin finally said. #18 shrugged. "Well, maybe it's better to have sex with a tall guy for once." She said. There was silence again. Then Krillin said, "YES. I would mind." Vegeta and Bulma laughed. "That's the way, Krillin! Tell her!!" Vegeta cheered. Bulma slapped him, still laughing."Be quiet Geeta! I'm trying to stop laughing!!" She said. Vegeta was left with a red handprint. Poor Geeta!! #18 stomped a foot. "If you won't let me take a lover, than maybe I don't want to LIVE with you anymore! Maybe I want to leave MARON with YOU to take care of, and then you'll be miserable!!" She said. Krillin didn't say anything. "I still don't want you taking a lover. That's what marriage is all ABOUT, is being faithful tworeds eachother." Meanwhile, Trunks was still on the ground where Vegeta had thrown him. Trunks had broken his nose when it hit the floor, and it was bleeding all over the carpet. "Trunks, you're cleaning that up!!" Bulma shouted. Poor Trunks clapsed his head down into his own blood. "I booke mh nozzesse..." He said. Bulma walked over. "What?" She asked. "I foke my boooosee..." Trunks said, in a nasal voice. Vegeta laughed at the way it sounded. Then he came over and stomped on Trunks' hand, breaking it. "FFOOW!!" Trunks screamed. "You WORM, screwing another man's wife!!" Vegeta said. Then he felt the unpleasant feeling of Bulma poking him in the back with one of her LOONG fingernails. "Excuse me? Who screwed #18 just recently?" She said. Vegeta smacked her hand. "OH, shut up." He said. He helped Trunks up.
The next morning, Vegeta and Bulma had only got a few hours of sleep. They were glum and blah as they sat on the couch and watched some Western flick. Trunks came down the stairs. "Morning Ma! Morning Pa!!" He said. "I'm gonna go and get layed!!" Vegeta and Bulma agreed but then they realized what he had said. "Hey!! Who are you getting layed BY exactly?" Vegeta asked. Trunks shrugged. "I dunno. I don't care." He said. Vegeta grabbed his wrist and twisted it. "TELL ME!!!" He said. Trunks squealed. "Okay! Okay! I'm going to with.....#18!!!!" He said. Vegeta squeezed his wrist harder. "What?!" He said. Bulma stepped up. "Let him go, Vegeta, that's child abuse!!!" She said. Vegeta let go, and Trunks grabbed his wrist and rubbed it. "That hurt dad." He said. Veggie shrugged. "Vegeta, lets go upstairs and freak." Bulma said. Vegeta slapped her across the face. She recoiled back, holding her cheek. "No, woman! I hafta get our son in line!!" He said. He saw tears spring to Bulma's eyes. "Don't you touch me, you b@st@rd!!" She said, smacking him too. Vegeta growled, and pushed her into a coffee table. It knocked her out. Then Vegeta turned to Trunks. "You are NOT freaking her! You're staying here...heck, BULMA!!" He shouted. He'd just realized what he had done. He ran over to her and leaned her head on his shoulder. As he was doing this, Trunks snuck out. "Bulma? Answer me! Wake up!!" He said. He saw that there was a big goose egg where she had bumped her head at. He lovingly layed her down on the couch and kissed her forehead, and then he got up and got her a wet washrag. He put it on the goose egg.He hoped that she didn't leave him when she woke up.
About an hour later, Bulma woke up. Vegeta saw her eyes begin to flutter open, and so he ran over to see her. "Bulma! You're awake!!" He said. He sat on the couch by her. Bulma tried to remember what happened and then she knew. "You b#st@rd!" She said. Vegeta was hurt. He had just helped her!! "But Bulma, I just helped you!!" He said. Bulma grabbed his muscular forearm and began to dig her long, bare-like fingernails into it. "You...IDIOT! You just hit me, like you used to! My dream was right, you ARE returning to the way you used to be!!" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No, NO I'm NOT!! I just have a short temper s' all! Please forgive me!!!!" He said. The rest of the time between them was silent, and then Bulma said, "NO! I think I'll leave you." Vegeta was shocked. "No! No, please! Anything but that!!" He said. Bulma shook her head and sat up. "Nope. I think we both need some time separated." She said. She didn't sound remorseful at all. Vegeta started to cry. "But don't you love me?" He asked. Bulma patted his cheek. "Of course I love you! I just think we need some time apart so we can KEEP loving eachother. If we don't spend some time separated then something bad might happen, like divorce!!" She said. Vegeta sniffled, then opened his mouth and wailed. "Don't LEAVE me..WAHHH..PLEASE don't leave me....Wahh..." He said. Bulma got up and began to pack a suitcase of clothes, but nothing else. "I'm NOT leaving you, Veggie! I just think we need some time separated!!" She yelled back at him. Vegeta squealed with moroseness. "No..I didn't mean to hit you! i have a short temper...WAHHHH!!" He blubbered. Then he layed down and buried his head in the couch cushions as he cried. He felt Bulma come and rub his back, and about 5 minutes later she stopped. When he finally opened his eyes and lifted his head up, she was gone.
Where can I go? Bulma thought to herself. As soon as she had exited the house, she herself had started to cry. But she remembered that if they didn't seperate for at least a week than things might get worse! Then she remembered that he had only hit her once, and she started to turn back right then and there. But then she remembered she LOVED him and didn't want to divorce him. So she got into Thundercloud and drove off. She decided she'd go stay with Rasmas and Launch, because they knew her very well. So she drove to their house and knocked on the door. The door was answered by Launch. "Hello, Bulma! What are you doing here?" Launch asked. She stepped back and let Bulma in. "Why is your face all red?" She asked again, without giving Bulma any time to answer the first question. "Because I was crying." Bulma said. She went into the house and sat down on the couch, putting her suitcase down by her feet. How rude. "Why were you crying?" Launch asked. She went into the TINY kitchen to get Bulma some tea. "Because me and Vegeta are seperated." Bulma said. "Is there any place that I can put my suitcase?" Launch pointed tworeds Chi's bedroom. "He's usually always at your house now." She said. Bulma went and sat down at the couch to watch T.V. Mizu came crawling out of the kitchen and sat at Bulma's feet. She pointed at Bulma and said, 'Da.' Launch came and picked her up. "No, that's not 'Da!' that's Bulma! Da is in the room playing video games!" Launch said. Mizu pointed at Launch and said clear as a bell 'b*tch'. Bulma tried to contain her laughter. "and No, I'm not b*tch. I'm Ma-Ma." Launch said. She sat down and started to give the baby a bottle. Bulma walked into Launch and Rasmas' room and began to talk to Rasmas.
Vegeta was sitting on the couch and watching T.V, still softly crying. He was eating some Baked Patato flavored chips. He was watching 'Message in a Bottle' because he liked to watch sad things when he was sad. Bra came down. "Hey, Papa! Where's Mom?" She asked. Vegeta turned around and Bra saw his red face and tear stained cheeks. "Good golly. Are those chips hot?" She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No. I been cryin'." He said. He turned back around and continued watching the movie. "Why have you been crying? Did somebody get to murder someone before you could get to them?" Bra asked. Vegeta shook his head. "NO! Your mother left me!!" He said. Bra was quiet for a minute. "And she didn't tell me?" She asked. "That must mean that she doesen't love me!!!Wow! Since you let me get away with murder, now I'm on easy street!!" Another tear rolled down Vegeta's cheek. "No, it's not a happy time. I want her to come back, but I don't know where she is." He said. His voice broke as he reached the word 'where' and he started to cry really hard. "Wow Papa. You're a mental case." Bra said. She went into the kitchen. Vegeta wiped his eyes and turned the movie off. He went into his and Bulma's room, and noticed most of her clothes were gone from her side. That means she thinks she'll be gone for awhile.Vegeta thought. He put some of his clothes in her side so it would look like she was still there. But it didn't because she wore dresses and not tanktops and spandex and little black jackets. He put some of his shoes on her side too. Then he filled her makeup box with cigarettes, and on her side he messed the sheets up. "There. It's just like she's here! Now, maybe she'll make me some breakfast." Vegeta said. "BULMA!! MAKE ME SOME BREAKFAST!!!" He yelled. But she didn't reply 'Yes dear!!' like usual. "She didn't answer!!" He said. Then he heard Bra yell up, "Papa! Momma's gone, remember?" and Vegeta's spirits were crushed. "Oh yeah." He breathed. But he REALLY wanted some Bulma sex right now!!! "Maybe I can call #18." He mumbled. So he did.
#18 and Trunks were kissing in unusual places and everything else when the phone rang. "OH no..." #18 said. Trunks groaned. "Don't answer it!!" He said. "But it could be Krillin!!" #18 said. Trunks frowned, so she just pushed the speaker phone button. "Hello?" She asked. Vegeta, on the other line, noticed that her voice sounded like she had been running a mile. Then he heard a man's voice groan and #18 giggle. "#18? Something going on?" Vegeta asked. Then he remembered that Trunks had said he'd be going over there to have sex with her. "#18, you stop having sex with my son right now!!" He said. #18 obeyed and sat up. She pulled on a shirt. "Aw man! You're like a Demon in the Sack in bed!!!" Trunks said. #18 shrugged. "So. Your Dad is on the phone and he said I can't screw you." She pulled on some jeans and picked up the phone, turning off the speakers. Trunks groaned and began to put his clothes back on. "I'll bet the only reason Dad called was to get some sex from you too." He said, not even knowing that he and Bulma were separated. "Aw. That's too bad." He heard #18 say. "What?" Trunks said, banging a fist on the springy bed. "It appears your parents are separated." #18 said. "Yay. Now I have some excuses to f*ck Vegeta." She grabbed her purse. "What about me? You're supposed to be f*ck*ng ME." Trunks said. #18 shrugged. "Even though your father is about a foot shorter than you he's still a wonderous guy in bed." She said. She walked out the door. "Does Krillin know you're doing this?" Trunks asked. #18 shook her head. "He doesen't hafta know." She said, walking out the door.
Bulma and Rasmas were very absorbed in watching the video game. "Hey, turn that off. My husband's separated from me so I want sex, and I hafta get it from you." Bulma said. Rasmas' eyes widened. "No way! I be faithful to my woman! Without her I woulden't be happy! Without her I'd be a virgin!!!" He said. Bulma turned off the video game and went to lock the door. "Hey I was farther than I've ever been!!!" Rasmas said. Bulma shrugged. "But then again, there's my Geeta....." She said. Rasmas nodded. "Yeah. There's him to think about." He said. He was releived. "But he DID cheat on me so I'll return the favor." Bulma said. Rasmas went and grabbed his box of 'Trojan' condoms out of the drawer. "You might not want to see me do this..." He said. "Oh yes I do. I want to be the one to PUT IT ON YOU." She said. Rasmas gulped. "UH........fine." He said. He pulled his pants off. "Justa....reach throught the little holes." Rasmas said, nervously. "Do you put Vegeta's rubber on for him?" Bulma nodded. "Every time. But we don't need them anymore because I usually take morning after pills. But I don't have them with me." She said. She started to put it on. "Y-You know, you have really educated hands." Rasmas breathed. He grabbed Bulma's head and pulled it close. "Yep. Vegeta always says that to me." She said. "Vegeta's gonna *groan* get mad!!" Rasmas said, through clenched teeth. She was doing a lot more than putting it on now!! "Who cares? He's probably screwing around on me right now too." Bulma said. "With who?" Rasmas asked.
"Either Chi-Chi or #18. Probably #18 because Chi-Chi is always his last resort." Bulma said. She yanked and made him jump. "Sh*t. You're a demon in the sack." Rasmas said. Bulma nodded. "V-Vegeta always said that." She said quietly again.
Vegeta was laying on him and Bulma's bed at their house, eating a rice cake. He was thinking the whole scene of Bulma leaving him over and over again in his mind. "Bulma....Bulma.." He kept saying. Then he heard a knock on the door. "Come in." He said, his voice hitching from sobs. It was #18. She was in a slutty outfit and had some makeup on. She was wearing whore boots. "I beleive you called me here?" She said, in a seductive voice. Vegeta smiled. "Yeah...I needed some snuggling..." He said. #18 hobbled over. "Well, too bad. I'm kind of sore from your son. He's WILD!!" She said. Vegeta grabbed his pillow and sobbed into it. "She left me, can you beleive that? After 27 years, my woman leaves me!!!" He cried. "Actually 28." said #18. Vegeta sobbed harder. "I know!!! And I MISS her, even though I didn't think I ever would if she left." He said. "I always thought she was my maid or something." He threw a big fit and accidently kicked #18 in the face. "You idiot watch where your feet are going!!!" She said. Vegeta cried really loud. #18 pulled some wine out of her ice box, and poured some into his open mouth. Vegeta's eyes bugged in surprise. Then he swallowed. "EEW that's the nastiest.....tasting...wine...." He said. He realized that it was probably full of alcohal from the way it tasted. "Dude, how much alcohal is IN there?" He asked. She poured somemore in his mouth. "I don't like it...Krillin doesen't like it...Do YOU?" She asked. Vegeta nodded. "Yes." He said. He grabbed it from her and took a large drink. "Getting drunk DOES solve a lot of other people's problems..." He said. He drank the whole bottle and in about 15 minutes he was REALLY drunk. He thought #18 was Bulma. "Bulma, you came back! Let's screw like 2 rabbits in heat!!" He said. #18 was puzzled. "Vegeta, I'm not Bulma. I'm #18." She said. Vegeta grabbed a pillow. "Let's make love, Bulma!!" He said. #18 got up. "Bye." She said, freaked out. Vegeta followed, but accidently rammed into her and made them both fall down the stairs. It was a rather painful thing. "You idiot! Get off me, you fag! I'm gonna get Krillin on your @$$!!" #18 said. Vegeta was sad. "Krillin can't do anything to me, BULMA!" He said. "Krillin is an earthling." #18 shrugged. "I'm sure he could kill you in your sleep and make it look like an accident." She said. Vegeta thought about this. He started to cry again. "Oh, just go on! I'll bet your NOT Bulma, either. I bet you're really UGLY. So just go away. You ruined your chances of screwing with me." He said. #18 gladly decided to, but left Bulma a little present to find when she came back so she'd know. "I think BULMA is going to know I was here." She said. Then she broke the window and jumped out. "COULDEN'T YOU JUST USE THE DOOR?!" Vegeta hollered as she flew away. The drunk man started to crawl up the stairs. "Bulma would get drunk WITH me..." He blubbered. He cried into his manly hands. "I want my Bulma..She needs her Geeta.." he mumbled. Then he took another fall down the stairs and landed at the foot of them. "Bulma......" He whined, and he fell into a REALLY light sleep.
A little bit later, the barely aware Vegeta heard a door shut. But he thought nothing about it because he heard doors shut all the time. He'd heard them shut on the first day he was born! But that doesen't matter right now. He heard whoever it was put something heavy down. He snored really loud and almost woke himself up. He heard the person say 'What are you doing in the middle of the floor?' Vegeta didn't answer though, because he was, like I said, IN A REALLY LIGHT SLEEP. So he didn't recognize the person's voice. He heard the person's higheels click over and stop right by him. And then he felt the person trying to lift him up baby-style. It took the person a lot of effort, but she finally managed. In his deep sleep he said, 'You come back..?" He heard the person say 'Yes, I came back." And then start to struggle to carry him up the stairs. Vegeta almost woke up when she stumbled. "You're too FAT..." The person said. But she kept going, and Vegeta felt flat ground in a minute or so. Then the person carried him to their bed and put him on it. "Have a nice nap." The person said. Then she went to the closet and put something up. Vegeta heard her say 'Why'd he put his clothes in my side?' and then she changed into a simple outfit and walked out. Vegeta woke up about the time she shut the door. "Was that BULMA I heard in my dreams?" He said. He looked around and noticed she wasen't in the room. He started to call her name but she didn't answer because she was outside doing something when he called her. "BULMA!!! BULMA!!!" He screamed. When she didn't answer he started to cry again. "Bulma...*hiccup* WAAAAHHH-HAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!!" He cried. "I want you to come HOOOOME *Hiccup*" He said. But she still didn't come up.
Bulma had finished watering her plants outside and walked inside the house. As soon as she walked in she heard crying. "Who could that be?" She said to herself. She listened really hard and realized that the crying was in a really raspy voice. At the first she remembered to be Baby Trunks; because he used to sound a lot like Vegeta. But that was 27 years ago! Then she remembered Vegeta was upstairs asleep and he had probably woken up while she was outside and gotten scared. Or maybe he thought she haden't came home yet? All that stumbling she'd did would have woken him up unless he was DRUNK as a HORSE. She comprehended it to be that one. He'd probably drunk in all his grief. She started up the stairs and went into the room, where Vegeta was laying on the bed and wailing like a child who had lost it's mommy. "Oh, Veggie!" Bulma said, about to laugh because Vegeta was being a baby. She ran over and jumped on the bed, then hugged the crying Vegeta up in her arms. Vegeta's eyes popped open, and his crying ceased. "B-Bulma?" He said. Bulma wiped his tears off with her thumbs and nodded. "Yes." She said. Vegeta started to cry again. "YAYY!! YAYY, you came back!!" He screamed. He cried into her chest, feeling very pervertive to Bulma. Bulma hugged him up as tight as she could. Even though she had only been gone about two hours, it still seemed like she had been gone 3 years from Veggie's crying. 1 hour and 30 minutes of the two hours had been taken up screwing Rasmas, in which she was thinking of Vegeta the entire time she was doing. "Vegeta, I hope this all taught you a lesson." Bulma said, pulling him away from her so he'd look at her face and not her chest. Vegeta was laying with his head rested in the crook of her arm. "What could it teach me except to get drunk when I'm sad?" He blubbered. Bulma kissed his forehead. "It teaches you not to hit me, you moron!!" She said, playfully. Vegeta turned his head away from her and sighed. "Now, can you make me some breakfast please?" He asked. Bulma laughed and layed him down. "Sure." She said.
Vegeta was downstairs eating his breakfast, and it was a rather late one. He was still kinda sad because he felt guilty from hitting Bulma. He kept telling her he was sorry and stuff and she'd say 'It's OKAY!!!' Vegeta finished. "That was good." He said. Then he went over behind Bulma, who had her glasses on and was trying to figure something out for work. "HELLO!" He said, grabbing her around the waist very suddenly. She almost stabbed herself. "Go away Vegeta! I'm trying to do something!!" Bulma said. Vegeta was sad. "But I didn't mean to make you almost stab yourself!!" He said, in distress. Trunks and Bra were laughing. "Stop laughing at me!!" Vegeta exclaimed, hitting Trunks. "Vegeta! What did I tell you about hitting the family?" Bulma asked. Vegeta slouched. "Sorry..." He said. He went and made himself comfortable on the couch. Bulma felt bad, until she saw the note #18 had left. She curiously walked over to it and read it. It said,
Dear Vegeta,
I'm very sorry, but I had to leave suddenly. I know it was quite tacky of me to bring you down and screw you on the floor and I'm TERRIBLY sorry. But I had to leave to go and get some more of that special wine we were both drinking before we had sex. So, while you were asleep I left. But I'll be right back. Oh, and by the way. If that ' Whore Bulma' as you called her is here when I come back, let me come in and kill her.
Signed, your sexy SECRET lover,
#18 XOXOXOXOXO
Bulma was shocked after she read this. Then she said, " Hey Vegeta! I think you left your NOTE laying here!!" Vegeta got up to go and read it. "What? What note?" He asked. Bulma showed it to him. "THIS ONE!!" She said. Vegeta struggled to read the cursive. "But Bulma this is all lies! She just got mad at me for knocking her down the stairs and 'ruining her complexion!!' I never screwed her!!" Vegeta said. Bulma put her hands on her hips. "Oh, really." She said. "PROVE IT!!" Vegeta trembled as he tried to come up with an answer. "I'll get #18 over here!!" He said. Bulma laughed. "Well how do I know you're not going to screw her again?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sniffed in tears. "Because I'm NOT!!!" He said. "YOU screwed Rasmas so even if I DID screw #18 it woulden't matter because you screwed Rasmas!!" "Well Rasmas is not my lover! In this note it claims you took #18 for a lover! When she came back from being kidnapped and asked Krillin if she could take a lover she meant YOU all along!! Something must have happened when you brought Trunks and her home!!!" Bulma said. Vegeta started to sniffle because his water was shallow today. "No! I swear I didn't! Who are you going to beleive; your husband or the slut woman?" He asked. Bulma sighed. She noticed she had made her Veggie cry!! She walked over to him and noticed his head was down and tears were gushing from his eyes and falling down on his spandex. "Look, I'm sorry Veggie!!" She said. Vegeta's head didn't lift, so she placed a hand under his chin and tilted his head to face hers. "I beleive you, alright? I'm just kind of mad right now." She said. Vegeta got up to get a drink o' beer. "about what? About Rasmas' sex? Was it not good enough for you?" He asked. He was kind of mad that she had screwed around on him while they were seperated. "Oh shut up. You have no right to ask me that when YOU screwed around on me yourself." She said. " I DID NOT!" Vegeta screamed. He poundded a fist on the table, startling her. "What makes you think you can screw around with #18 but I cannot screw around with Rasmas?" Bulma asked. Vegeta just walked up the stairs.