Inu Yasha Online
Chat Room Crisis (Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha.keep that in mind.)
Chat Room(C.R.):(Ding!) You are now in Inu's Chat Room! Inu's_Grl, has logged on!
Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha? Are you there?
(Five minutes later)
C.R: Inu-Chan7, has logged on! Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha?! What took you so long?! I've been waiting here an hour! Inu-Chan7: Sorry Kagome! I had some trouble with Sesshoumaru. Inu's_Grl: What this time? Inu-Chan7: He messed up my little laptop so I had to restart EVERYTHING! .Then I beat him.
Kagome rolls her eyes as she types in her reply.
Inu's_Grl: Interesting story. Inu-Chan7: Yeah. You know Kagome, I really miss you and the others. I don't get why I had to go on this stupid trip to.where was I again? Inu's_Grl: And you wonder why you failed our geography class. Inu-Chan7: Hey! That teacher failed me because I have dog-ears and she doesn't! I don't think she likes demons! Inu's_Grl: Um.Inu Yasha..? She was a Cat demon.and she's passed other demons as well. Inu-Chan7: Well.then she doesn't like dog demons or anything like them. Inu's_Grl: Um, Inu Yasha? She passed Sesshoumaru and Koga AND Shippo, in case you've forgotten. Inu-Chan7: She was afraid of Sesshoumaru.and.Koga.uh.Shippo! Shippo's just cute to girls.although I don't see what's so special about him.
Kagome laughed at Inu Yasha's stubbornness but still replied.
Inu's_Grl: Stick to the subject Inu Yasha.you're in America.Las Vegas, Nevada to be exact. Oh, and, Inu Yasha? Need I remind you that you thought Germany, was China. Inu-Chan7: ................ Kagome, I miss you, you, you, Sango, Kirara, you, and maybe Shippo.A LITTLE! But I don't miss Miroku.that stupid perverted monk. Inu's_Grl: Awww! Inu Yasha! That's soooooooooooo sweet! We all miss you too. And I can't wait until Friday when you come back. Inu-Chan7: You know Kagome, I think what I miss most is your sweet voice. When I walk into school.or when you come over.I could listen to you talk for hours! ...........
Inu Yasha still continues his sweet talk while something comes up.
C.R: Sessy_Sama108, has logged on! Inu's_Grl: Uh, Inu Yasha? Sesshoumaru just logged on. Inu-Chan: SESSHOUMARU!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!! Sessy_Sama108: .......... Inu-Chan7: One minute Kagome..
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Kagome waits for a second before reaching for her cell phone (which had free long distance minutes) and dialed the number of the house that Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru were staying at. Inu Yasha picked up the phone. "Hello?" He asked in a perky tone. "Inu Yasha? What's going on?" Kagome asked frustrated. Inu Yasha sighed. "Kagome, I'll be with you in a second k?" Kagome nodded to herself. "Whatever." And she listened to what was going on. This is what she heard:
"Sesshoumaru! I'm gonna kill you! You shouldn't be on there in the first place! It's supposed to be a private chat room! Did you threaten Miroku to give you the information?!" She heard Inu Yasha's voice screech. "Sesshoumaru! You bastard! You're going down!" She heard some mumbling from Sesshoumaru but couldn't make it out. Then she heard a crash and for the first time, heard Sesshoumaru yell angrily. "You idiot! You broke my computer!" "I didn't brake it." She heard Inu Yasha yelp pathetically. "Throwing a computer out of a three story building might brake it stupid!" Then she heard more yelping and fighting and arguing going on before she heard a door slam shut and something else brake that sounded like glass and other things. "YOU BROKE MY SHELF!!! AND MY GLASS DOG STATUE THAT I GOT FROM RIN FOR.CHRISTMAS THIS LAST YEAR!!!" She then heard someone pick up the phone. "Kagome, Inu Yasha is waiting for you online." He said in his usual, emotionless tone. "Yeah, uh, Thanks. Bye Sesshoumaru!" And she hung up and ran to her computer.
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Chat room: Inu's_Grl: What was that all about? Inu-Chan7: Oh that? Nothing. He won't bother us anymore! Inu's_Grl: Um, Inu Yasha? You dropped his computer out of the third floor window? How very.uh, interesting. Inu-Chan7: Yeah. C.R: Perverted_Monk, has logged on! Perv._Monk: Hey guys! Inu's_Grl: Hey Miroku. Inu-Chan7: ........... Perv._Monk: I see you're not very talkative right now are you Inu Yasha? Inu-Chan7: ........... Perv._Monk: I'll take that as a yes. C.R: I HATE THE PERV2000(I.H.P2000), has logged on! I.H.P2000: Oh great, Miroku's on.Hey guys! Perv._Monk: Now, now Sango, don't be so mean. I.H.P2000: Miroku, because you can't see me, and I can't see you (which is a good thing on your part) I'm going to tell you what I'm doing.I'm standing here, with a knife in my hand, wishing that the apple I'm cutting, was your head. So don't mess with me! Inu-Chan: Kagome, what's wrong with her? Inu's_Grl: Miroku went.um.you know.and was groping her every second he could lay his hands on her.She's still mad. Perv._Monk: Sango, you're still mad about that? Hee hee? Inu's_Grl & I.H.P2000: YES! Inu-Chan: Kagome?! Did he touch you too?! Inu's_Grl: Uh, Yeah! This is Miroku we're talking about here. I.H.P2000: Yeah, that disgusting scum bag deserved to get beaten by us after the way he acted yesterday! Perv._Monk: I am still here you know. C.R: GREAT_FOX_DEMON, has logged on! GREAT_FOX_DEMON: Hi everybody! .Except Miroku. Perv._Monk: Shippo?! You too?! Inu's_Grl: Hey Shippo! I.H.P2000: Hey Shippo-Chan! GREAT_FOX_DEMON: Hi! Oh, Miroku, yes, me too! Because that was disgusting! And you already know Kagome has a boyfriend. Inu-Chan7: WHAT?! Kagome, is this true?! Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha, he was talking about you. Inu-Chan7: .......I knew that. I.H.P2000: Sure you did. GREAT_FOX_DEMON: SO Inu Yasha, how are things in.uh.wherever you are? Inu-Chan7: Fine I guess. Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha, you've beat on Sesshoumaru who knows how any times AND, threw his computer out of the third floor window and you say things are fine? I'd like to see a bad day! I.H.P2000: Talk about a computer crash! Perv._Monk: Hey! Don't forget about me! I.H.P2000: Oh yeah, I forgot you were there. Inu's_Grl: Me too. Perv._Monk: Women.So beautiful, yet, so forgettable when it comes to cute guys. Inu's_Grl: YOU, CUTE? WOMEN FORGETTABLE? Did you forget who you're talking to?! I.H.P2000: I think he's the forgettable one! Right Kagome? Inu's_Grl: Yep! C.R: KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN has logged on! KAOGME'S_MY_WOMAN: Speaking of cute people, Hello Kagome. Inu_Chan7: Back off Koga! She's mine! (Koga and Inu Yasha are still fighting.) I.H.P2000: Oh no! They're at it again Kagome! Inu's_Grl: I know. GREAT_FOX_DEMON: UH OH!! I'M OUTTA HERE! Bye Sango! Bye Kagome! And tell Inu Yasha I said bye to him too! Inu's_Grl: Ok. Bye Shippo! I.H.P2000: I'm gonna leave too. Bye guys! Oh and Kagome, Good luck! Perv._Monk: Bye Sango! Bye Shippo! I.H.P2000: EWWW! PERVERT!! C.R: I HATE THE PERV2000 has logged off! GREAT_FOX_DEMON: Bye! C.R: GREAT_FOX_DEMON has logged off! Perv._Monk: I've got to go as well, see you later Kagome! Inu's_Grl: Bye Miroku! C.R: Perverted_Monk has logged off! Inu's_Grl: Um, guys? WILL YOU STOP FIGHTING?! Inu-Chan7: NO! SHE'S MINE! KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: WRONG AGAIN MUTT-FACE! Inu's_Grl: Fine, I'm leaving! C.R: Inu's_Grl has logged off! KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: Look what you made her do! Inu-Chan7: Me?! It was you, Mangy Wolf! At least I can still talk to her! KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: How? Dog Breath?! Inu-Chan7: Simple, wolf! All I have to do is pick up my phone and dial he number! Ha! So bite me ya loser! C.R: Inu-Chan7 has logged off! Sorceress_Of_Wind has logged on! Sorceress_Of_Wind: Well, well, well. If it isn't our little Wolf friend, Koga. C.R: Evil_Demon007 has logged on! Evil_Demon007: Well, Kagura, if it isn't Koga the wolf demon. Sorceress_Of_Wind: I just said that Naraku. KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: I'm outta here! C.R: KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN has logged off! Inu's_Miko has logged on! Evil_Demon007: Well, if it isn't Kikyo. Sorceress_Of_Wind: I see. We have a young miko here again. Inu's_Miko: Naraku? Kagura? A miko here again? What are you talking about? This is my first time log--..Kagome was here wasn't she?! Sorceress_Of_Wind: So it seems. Inu's_Miko: Wrong Place. Bye. C.R: Inu's_Miko has logged off! Sorceress_Of _Wind has logged off! Evil_Demon007: .............hmmm....... C.R: Evil_Demon007 has logged off!
Chat Room Crisis (Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha.keep that in mind.)
Chat Room(C.R.):(Ding!) You are now in Inu's Chat Room! Inu's_Grl, has logged on!
Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha? Are you there?
(Five minutes later)
C.R: Inu-Chan7, has logged on! Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha?! What took you so long?! I've been waiting here an hour! Inu-Chan7: Sorry Kagome! I had some trouble with Sesshoumaru. Inu's_Grl: What this time? Inu-Chan7: He messed up my little laptop so I had to restart EVERYTHING! .Then I beat him.
Kagome rolls her eyes as she types in her reply.
Inu's_Grl: Interesting story. Inu-Chan7: Yeah. You know Kagome, I really miss you and the others. I don't get why I had to go on this stupid trip to.where was I again? Inu's_Grl: And you wonder why you failed our geography class. Inu-Chan7: Hey! That teacher failed me because I have dog-ears and she doesn't! I don't think she likes demons! Inu's_Grl: Um.Inu Yasha..? She was a Cat demon.and she's passed other demons as well. Inu-Chan7: Well.then she doesn't like dog demons or anything like them. Inu's_Grl: Um, Inu Yasha? She passed Sesshoumaru and Koga AND Shippo, in case you've forgotten. Inu-Chan7: She was afraid of Sesshoumaru.and.Koga.uh.Shippo! Shippo's just cute to girls.although I don't see what's so special about him.
Kagome laughed at Inu Yasha's stubbornness but still replied.
Inu's_Grl: Stick to the subject Inu Yasha.you're in America.Las Vegas, Nevada to be exact. Oh, and, Inu Yasha? Need I remind you that you thought Germany, was China. Inu-Chan7: ................ Kagome, I miss you, you, you, Sango, Kirara, you, and maybe Shippo.A LITTLE! But I don't miss Miroku.that stupid perverted monk. Inu's_Grl: Awww! Inu Yasha! That's soooooooooooo sweet! We all miss you too. And I can't wait until Friday when you come back. Inu-Chan7: You know Kagome, I think what I miss most is your sweet voice. When I walk into school.or when you come over.I could listen to you talk for hours! ...........
Inu Yasha still continues his sweet talk while something comes up.
C.R: Sessy_Sama108, has logged on! Inu's_Grl: Uh, Inu Yasha? Sesshoumaru just logged on. Inu-Chan: SESSHOUMARU!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!! Sessy_Sama108: .......... Inu-Chan7: One minute Kagome..
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Kagome waits for a second before reaching for her cell phone (which had free long distance minutes) and dialed the number of the house that Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru were staying at. Inu Yasha picked up the phone. "Hello?" He asked in a perky tone. "Inu Yasha? What's going on?" Kagome asked frustrated. Inu Yasha sighed. "Kagome, I'll be with you in a second k?" Kagome nodded to herself. "Whatever." And she listened to what was going on. This is what she heard:
"Sesshoumaru! I'm gonna kill you! You shouldn't be on there in the first place! It's supposed to be a private chat room! Did you threaten Miroku to give you the information?!" She heard Inu Yasha's voice screech. "Sesshoumaru! You bastard! You're going down!" She heard some mumbling from Sesshoumaru but couldn't make it out. Then she heard a crash and for the first time, heard Sesshoumaru yell angrily. "You idiot! You broke my computer!" "I didn't brake it." She heard Inu Yasha yelp pathetically. "Throwing a computer out of a three story building might brake it stupid!" Then she heard more yelping and fighting and arguing going on before she heard a door slam shut and something else brake that sounded like glass and other things. "YOU BROKE MY SHELF!!! AND MY GLASS DOG STATUE THAT I GOT FROM RIN FOR.CHRISTMAS THIS LAST YEAR!!!" She then heard someone pick up the phone. "Kagome, Inu Yasha is waiting for you online." He said in his usual, emotionless tone. "Yeah, uh, Thanks. Bye Sesshoumaru!" And she hung up and ran to her computer.
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Chat room: Inu's_Grl: What was that all about? Inu-Chan7: Oh that? Nothing. He won't bother us anymore! Inu's_Grl: Um, Inu Yasha? You dropped his computer out of the third floor window? How very.uh, interesting. Inu-Chan7: Yeah. C.R: Perverted_Monk, has logged on! Perv._Monk: Hey guys! Inu's_Grl: Hey Miroku. Inu-Chan7: ........... Perv._Monk: I see you're not very talkative right now are you Inu Yasha? Inu-Chan7: ........... Perv._Monk: I'll take that as a yes. C.R: I HATE THE PERV2000(I.H.P2000), has logged on! I.H.P2000: Oh great, Miroku's on.Hey guys! Perv._Monk: Now, now Sango, don't be so mean. I.H.P2000: Miroku, because you can't see me, and I can't see you (which is a good thing on your part) I'm going to tell you what I'm doing.I'm standing here, with a knife in my hand, wishing that the apple I'm cutting, was your head. So don't mess with me! Inu-Chan: Kagome, what's wrong with her? Inu's_Grl: Miroku went.um.you know.and was groping her every second he could lay his hands on her.She's still mad. Perv._Monk: Sango, you're still mad about that? Hee hee? Inu's_Grl & I.H.P2000: YES! Inu-Chan: Kagome?! Did he touch you too?! Inu's_Grl: Uh, Yeah! This is Miroku we're talking about here. I.H.P2000: Yeah, that disgusting scum bag deserved to get beaten by us after the way he acted yesterday! Perv._Monk: I am still here you know. C.R: GREAT_FOX_DEMON, has logged on! GREAT_FOX_DEMON: Hi everybody! .Except Miroku. Perv._Monk: Shippo?! You too?! Inu's_Grl: Hey Shippo! I.H.P2000: Hey Shippo-Chan! GREAT_FOX_DEMON: Hi! Oh, Miroku, yes, me too! Because that was disgusting! And you already know Kagome has a boyfriend. Inu-Chan7: WHAT?! Kagome, is this true?! Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha, he was talking about you. Inu-Chan7: .......I knew that. I.H.P2000: Sure you did. GREAT_FOX_DEMON: SO Inu Yasha, how are things in.uh.wherever you are? Inu-Chan7: Fine I guess. Inu's_Grl: Inu Yasha, you've beat on Sesshoumaru who knows how any times AND, threw his computer out of the third floor window and you say things are fine? I'd like to see a bad day! I.H.P2000: Talk about a computer crash! Perv._Monk: Hey! Don't forget about me! I.H.P2000: Oh yeah, I forgot you were there. Inu's_Grl: Me too. Perv._Monk: Women.So beautiful, yet, so forgettable when it comes to cute guys. Inu's_Grl: YOU, CUTE? WOMEN FORGETTABLE? Did you forget who you're talking to?! I.H.P2000: I think he's the forgettable one! Right Kagome? Inu's_Grl: Yep! C.R: KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN has logged on! KAOGME'S_MY_WOMAN: Speaking of cute people, Hello Kagome. Inu_Chan7: Back off Koga! She's mine! (Koga and Inu Yasha are still fighting.) I.H.P2000: Oh no! They're at it again Kagome! Inu's_Grl: I know. GREAT_FOX_DEMON: UH OH!! I'M OUTTA HERE! Bye Sango! Bye Kagome! And tell Inu Yasha I said bye to him too! Inu's_Grl: Ok. Bye Shippo! I.H.P2000: I'm gonna leave too. Bye guys! Oh and Kagome, Good luck! Perv._Monk: Bye Sango! Bye Shippo! I.H.P2000: EWWW! PERVERT!! C.R: I HATE THE PERV2000 has logged off! GREAT_FOX_DEMON: Bye! C.R: GREAT_FOX_DEMON has logged off! Perv._Monk: I've got to go as well, see you later Kagome! Inu's_Grl: Bye Miroku! C.R: Perverted_Monk has logged off! Inu's_Grl: Um, guys? WILL YOU STOP FIGHTING?! Inu-Chan7: NO! SHE'S MINE! KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: WRONG AGAIN MUTT-FACE! Inu's_Grl: Fine, I'm leaving! C.R: Inu's_Grl has logged off! KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: Look what you made her do! Inu-Chan7: Me?! It was you, Mangy Wolf! At least I can still talk to her! KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: How? Dog Breath?! Inu-Chan7: Simple, wolf! All I have to do is pick up my phone and dial he number! Ha! So bite me ya loser! C.R: Inu-Chan7 has logged off! Sorceress_Of_Wind has logged on! Sorceress_Of_Wind: Well, well, well. If it isn't our little Wolf friend, Koga. C.R: Evil_Demon007 has logged on! Evil_Demon007: Well, Kagura, if it isn't Koga the wolf demon. Sorceress_Of_Wind: I just said that Naraku. KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN: I'm outta here! C.R: KAGOME'S_MY_WOMAN has logged off! Inu's_Miko has logged on! Evil_Demon007: Well, if it isn't Kikyo. Sorceress_Of_Wind: I see. We have a young miko here again. Inu's_Miko: Naraku? Kagura? A miko here again? What are you talking about? This is my first time log--..Kagome was here wasn't she?! Sorceress_Of_Wind: So it seems. Inu's_Miko: Wrong Place. Bye. C.R: Inu's_Miko has logged off! Sorceress_Of _Wind has logged off! Evil_Demon007: .............hmmm....... C.R: Evil_Demon007 has logged off!