A/n: YAY!!!!!! Reviews are good!!!!! Ahem, you guys rule. Never have I
gotten this many reviews! So just for you, this story is top priority!!
Anyway, most likely this story will be light yaoi with the pairing
Malik/Ryou (sorry all you no yaoi people). I don't know who too pair Yugi
up with though. help?
Disclaimer: I've been forced to admit that I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Sucks I know.
Ryou: Read the chapter.
Changes
Bloody hell.
Ryou and Yugi were wandering the mall occasionally going into various stores checking out bracelets and such. Although, they're new looks were attracting the attentions of every straight/bi woman in the mall. Especially Ryou.
"Yugi. That old woman just winked at me." Ryou whispered nervously.
"I wouldn't worry about it too much- Gah!" Yugi yelled jumping forward holding his butt. "Someone just slapped my butt!" Yugi turned to Ryou. "I wear my leather all the time and know one acts like this!"
Ryou shrugged. "Have to ask Malik about that. Speaking of Malik, I think he needs to stop spacing out so much."
Yugi tilted his head. "Explain."
"Well, when I was trying on my other outfit he was staring at me like, like- that!" Ryou pointed at a girl looking at Ryou with blood trickling out her nose. He shivered. "Nosebleed and all."
Yugi raised his eyebrow. "Ryou." Ryou turned to him. "It means he likes you."
Ryou blushed visibly (not like it wasn't to hard to see a blush on Ryou's skin). "You mean 'like' as in attracted to someone?" Yugi nodded. Ryou's blushed harder. "Well that's not something that happens to me all the time."
Yugi looked at him. "Didn't you know?" Ryou shook his head. Yugi smirked. "Ryou. Honda used to have a crush on you."
Ryou stumbled a bit. "What!?"
"You never noticed?"
Ryou stopped to think a bit. "Well he was always nicer to me than everyone else.and I caught him looking at me a lot." Ryou shook his head. "I thought he liked Serenity."
"He does. But he liked you before Battle City, where he met Serenity. I can't believe you didn't notice that!" Yugi yelled. "But I guess that makes sense why you didn't really notice Malik."
Ryou sat down at a nearby bench. "What am I going to do?" He looked up. "I don't know how to handle this." Yugi shrugged.
"You better think of something before tomorrow." Yugi said. Ryou nodded. "We should get going. I'm getting tired of those girls trailing us." Yugi said motioning to a group of giggling girls. Ryou got up off the bench and they made their way to the exit of the mall.
3 hours later.
Yugi and Ryou ran into the Kame Game Shop and slammed the door. They collapsed on the ground, breathing hard. They had been chased all the way home by a group of girls who were squealing, "Bishie!" and "Kawaii!" Needless to say they were freaked out.
"I think we lost them." Ryou panted. Yugi nodded and slowly got up.
"I don't think it's safe out there Ryou. You should stay here tonight." Yugi stumbled towards the kitchen. "I'll order pizza. Can you feed the cat?" Yugi asked from the kitchen door.
"Yeah. I'll get it." Ryou walked to the back of the store where the cat was fed and such. Ryou opened the cat food bag and poured a cup of food into the bowl. Looking around he didn't find the cat so he shrugged his shoulders and headed back to the kitchen. Yugi was leaning against the counter.
"The pizza should be here in about a half hour." Yugi dug into his pockets and fished out his duel monsters deck. "Duel?" he asked hopefully.
"Sure." Ryou said with a grin. The two teens set up the table and began their duel.
Half Hour later.
Yugi was winning the duel. He had his Black Magician out and just killed off Ryou's Headless Knight. Ryou only had 1400 life points left while Yugi had 2500 left. No magic cards on either field. "Face it Ryou. I'm going to win again."
Ryou bit his lip and drew. "Sorry Yugi, but I'm going to have to win this one. Changes of Heart on the Black Magician! Now I -"
DING DONG
Yugi sprang up from the table. "That'll be the pizza guy!" And he ran off towards the door.
"Hey! Hold on a second! I would have won that!" Ryou screamed chasing after Yugi. He stopped at the door like Yugi. Yugi opened the door. A small gasp was heard. The pizza delivery was a girl. One of the girls chasing them earlier to be exact. A wicked grin spread across her face.
"SO this is where you cuties live." Ryou and Yugi sweat dropped. "I'll have to tell the girls where you two are." Yugi's eye twitched. Ryou on the other hand didn't take the idea of being chased again so well. He ran down the hall screaming 'Bloody murder!' Yugi sighed and grabbed the pizza and slammed and bolted the door in one swift move. He smirked proudly. He carried his prize into the kitchen where he found Ryou leaning up against a counter.
"Yugi we are going to be hounded all summer." Ryou complained. Yugi nodded.
"Yeah I guess you're right." Yugi muttered. Then his face brightened. "But let's eat this pizza before it gets cold."
"Sounds like a plan." And they dug in.
~
Meanwhile in America
Anzu walked down the street to the dueling convention. She had a few hours to spare from her dance lessons and wanted to see if anything exciting was happening. She got more than she bargained for.
"Red Eyes, blow this creep outta da water!"
Only one person has that accent. Anzu whipped around to see Jounouchi's Red Eyes Black Dragon blast another duelist away.
"Alright mutt!" Anzu's eyes widened. Seto Kaiba? Cheering Jou on? She would have to ask them about it.
"Hey! Over here!" She yelled. Jou and Seto turned to her.
"Hey look! It's Anzu." Jou said rushing over to give her a hug.
"What are you guys doing here?" she asked.
"DUH! Were at a dueling convention." Jou said with his trademark grin.
"And why is Kaiba being nice to you?" She demanded. Seto grinned.
"The mutt's not that bad if hang around him long enough." He laughed. "I do have to put up with him for another couple of months. Anyway Jou, where's Honda?"
"Went to the snack bar."
"Oh. Well he'd better hurry up the next duel is me against that guy that stole Honda's wallet today."
So they kept on talking with Anzu about their trip so far, the hotels they were staying at, and Honda's bad pickup lines. Then they got too talking about Yugi and Ryou. "Man, I feel kinda bad for leaving them behind. I mean they never left us behind before." Jou said. "Well, Ryou never goes anywhere but still."
Anzu nodded. "Yeah. I mean what if they are being bullied or something. No one's there to protect them. Or what if they get into trouble or something."
Seto rolled his eyes. "Oh come on. This is Yugi and Ryou were talking about. One, no one will pick on them because all they have to do is give them a puppy-dog look and the attackers are melted. And second, trouble? Ryou and Yugi are the most innocent kids on the planet. There's no way they would get into anything weird like alcohol or porn. They're not like Jou and Honda."
"Hey what do ya mean about that?!"
~
Back in Domino.
"Hey Ryou! Check this out." Yugi said holding up this odd jug. Ryou walked into the room.
"What is it Yugi?" he noticed the jug. "Oooh! Juice!" He said grabbing the jug and taking a HUGE gulp. Then his eyes widened. "AAAAAAUUGH!!" he screamed running to the sink and spitting out what was in his mouth. He looked at Yugi. "Sake?"
Yugi shrugged innocently. "Um, oops?" Then he took off running.
"Get back here demon!" Ryou screamed. He jumped and tackled the much smaller boy and the two of them started to wrestle each other. Ryou got up and pushed Yugi into the wall.
CRASH!!
There was now a gaping hole where Yugi hit. Ryou rushed over.
"Yugi! Are you okay? I'm so sorry!" Ryou said frantically.
"I'm okay. It's just- HEY! WOW!" Yugi yelled from the wall. He emerged from the hole with a huge grin on his face. "Ryou you gotta check this out!" With that he crawled back into the hole. Ryou shrugged and followed. What he saw permanently scarred him for life. It was a shrine filled with pictures of Marik, Malik, Seto, and Bakura- naked. And Yugi was currently looking at a picture of Bakura. "SO this is where Yami hides out. Hmm, who would have thought that he was gay." Yugi muttered. "Hey Ryou! Your yami's kinda hot ya know?"
Ryou's eye twitched. "That is so wrong. I mean where did he get these pictures?" he grabbed his stomach. "Ugh! I need to lie down." Yugi looked around some more and saw something that stopped him in his tracks.
"Uh? Ryou? This may gross you out." Yugi said pointing at a large picture.
"What?" Ryou grumbled. "Oh, bloody hell."
It was a picture of him.
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A/n: Er, yeah that was weird. Sorry if this offend you Yami fans but I kinda thought it was funny. Yami having a Bishie shrine. That's my humor people. Get over it. Anyway, hope you enjoy this story.
Yugi: R+R!!!!!!!!!!^_________^
Disclaimer: I've been forced to admit that I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Sucks I know.
Ryou: Read the chapter.
Changes
Bloody hell.
Ryou and Yugi were wandering the mall occasionally going into various stores checking out bracelets and such. Although, they're new looks were attracting the attentions of every straight/bi woman in the mall. Especially Ryou.
"Yugi. That old woman just winked at me." Ryou whispered nervously.
"I wouldn't worry about it too much- Gah!" Yugi yelled jumping forward holding his butt. "Someone just slapped my butt!" Yugi turned to Ryou. "I wear my leather all the time and know one acts like this!"
Ryou shrugged. "Have to ask Malik about that. Speaking of Malik, I think he needs to stop spacing out so much."
Yugi tilted his head. "Explain."
"Well, when I was trying on my other outfit he was staring at me like, like- that!" Ryou pointed at a girl looking at Ryou with blood trickling out her nose. He shivered. "Nosebleed and all."
Yugi raised his eyebrow. "Ryou." Ryou turned to him. "It means he likes you."
Ryou blushed visibly (not like it wasn't to hard to see a blush on Ryou's skin). "You mean 'like' as in attracted to someone?" Yugi nodded. Ryou's blushed harder. "Well that's not something that happens to me all the time."
Yugi looked at him. "Didn't you know?" Ryou shook his head. Yugi smirked. "Ryou. Honda used to have a crush on you."
Ryou stumbled a bit. "What!?"
"You never noticed?"
Ryou stopped to think a bit. "Well he was always nicer to me than everyone else.and I caught him looking at me a lot." Ryou shook his head. "I thought he liked Serenity."
"He does. But he liked you before Battle City, where he met Serenity. I can't believe you didn't notice that!" Yugi yelled. "But I guess that makes sense why you didn't really notice Malik."
Ryou sat down at a nearby bench. "What am I going to do?" He looked up. "I don't know how to handle this." Yugi shrugged.
"You better think of something before tomorrow." Yugi said. Ryou nodded. "We should get going. I'm getting tired of those girls trailing us." Yugi said motioning to a group of giggling girls. Ryou got up off the bench and they made their way to the exit of the mall.
3 hours later.
Yugi and Ryou ran into the Kame Game Shop and slammed the door. They collapsed on the ground, breathing hard. They had been chased all the way home by a group of girls who were squealing, "Bishie!" and "Kawaii!" Needless to say they were freaked out.
"I think we lost them." Ryou panted. Yugi nodded and slowly got up.
"I don't think it's safe out there Ryou. You should stay here tonight." Yugi stumbled towards the kitchen. "I'll order pizza. Can you feed the cat?" Yugi asked from the kitchen door.
"Yeah. I'll get it." Ryou walked to the back of the store where the cat was fed and such. Ryou opened the cat food bag and poured a cup of food into the bowl. Looking around he didn't find the cat so he shrugged his shoulders and headed back to the kitchen. Yugi was leaning against the counter.
"The pizza should be here in about a half hour." Yugi dug into his pockets and fished out his duel monsters deck. "Duel?" he asked hopefully.
"Sure." Ryou said with a grin. The two teens set up the table and began their duel.
Half Hour later.
Yugi was winning the duel. He had his Black Magician out and just killed off Ryou's Headless Knight. Ryou only had 1400 life points left while Yugi had 2500 left. No magic cards on either field. "Face it Ryou. I'm going to win again."
Ryou bit his lip and drew. "Sorry Yugi, but I'm going to have to win this one. Changes of Heart on the Black Magician! Now I -"
DING DONG
Yugi sprang up from the table. "That'll be the pizza guy!" And he ran off towards the door.
"Hey! Hold on a second! I would have won that!" Ryou screamed chasing after Yugi. He stopped at the door like Yugi. Yugi opened the door. A small gasp was heard. The pizza delivery was a girl. One of the girls chasing them earlier to be exact. A wicked grin spread across her face.
"SO this is where you cuties live." Ryou and Yugi sweat dropped. "I'll have to tell the girls where you two are." Yugi's eye twitched. Ryou on the other hand didn't take the idea of being chased again so well. He ran down the hall screaming 'Bloody murder!' Yugi sighed and grabbed the pizza and slammed and bolted the door in one swift move. He smirked proudly. He carried his prize into the kitchen where he found Ryou leaning up against a counter.
"Yugi we are going to be hounded all summer." Ryou complained. Yugi nodded.
"Yeah I guess you're right." Yugi muttered. Then his face brightened. "But let's eat this pizza before it gets cold."
"Sounds like a plan." And they dug in.
~
Meanwhile in America
Anzu walked down the street to the dueling convention. She had a few hours to spare from her dance lessons and wanted to see if anything exciting was happening. She got more than she bargained for.
"Red Eyes, blow this creep outta da water!"
Only one person has that accent. Anzu whipped around to see Jounouchi's Red Eyes Black Dragon blast another duelist away.
"Alright mutt!" Anzu's eyes widened. Seto Kaiba? Cheering Jou on? She would have to ask them about it.
"Hey! Over here!" She yelled. Jou and Seto turned to her.
"Hey look! It's Anzu." Jou said rushing over to give her a hug.
"What are you guys doing here?" she asked.
"DUH! Were at a dueling convention." Jou said with his trademark grin.
"And why is Kaiba being nice to you?" She demanded. Seto grinned.
"The mutt's not that bad if hang around him long enough." He laughed. "I do have to put up with him for another couple of months. Anyway Jou, where's Honda?"
"Went to the snack bar."
"Oh. Well he'd better hurry up the next duel is me against that guy that stole Honda's wallet today."
So they kept on talking with Anzu about their trip so far, the hotels they were staying at, and Honda's bad pickup lines. Then they got too talking about Yugi and Ryou. "Man, I feel kinda bad for leaving them behind. I mean they never left us behind before." Jou said. "Well, Ryou never goes anywhere but still."
Anzu nodded. "Yeah. I mean what if they are being bullied or something. No one's there to protect them. Or what if they get into trouble or something."
Seto rolled his eyes. "Oh come on. This is Yugi and Ryou were talking about. One, no one will pick on them because all they have to do is give them a puppy-dog look and the attackers are melted. And second, trouble? Ryou and Yugi are the most innocent kids on the planet. There's no way they would get into anything weird like alcohol or porn. They're not like Jou and Honda."
"Hey what do ya mean about that?!"
~
Back in Domino.
"Hey Ryou! Check this out." Yugi said holding up this odd jug. Ryou walked into the room.
"What is it Yugi?" he noticed the jug. "Oooh! Juice!" He said grabbing the jug and taking a HUGE gulp. Then his eyes widened. "AAAAAAUUGH!!" he screamed running to the sink and spitting out what was in his mouth. He looked at Yugi. "Sake?"
Yugi shrugged innocently. "Um, oops?" Then he took off running.
"Get back here demon!" Ryou screamed. He jumped and tackled the much smaller boy and the two of them started to wrestle each other. Ryou got up and pushed Yugi into the wall.
CRASH!!
There was now a gaping hole where Yugi hit. Ryou rushed over.
"Yugi! Are you okay? I'm so sorry!" Ryou said frantically.
"I'm okay. It's just- HEY! WOW!" Yugi yelled from the wall. He emerged from the hole with a huge grin on his face. "Ryou you gotta check this out!" With that he crawled back into the hole. Ryou shrugged and followed. What he saw permanently scarred him for life. It was a shrine filled with pictures of Marik, Malik, Seto, and Bakura- naked. And Yugi was currently looking at a picture of Bakura. "SO this is where Yami hides out. Hmm, who would have thought that he was gay." Yugi muttered. "Hey Ryou! Your yami's kinda hot ya know?"
Ryou's eye twitched. "That is so wrong. I mean where did he get these pictures?" he grabbed his stomach. "Ugh! I need to lie down." Yugi looked around some more and saw something that stopped him in his tracks.
"Uh? Ryou? This may gross you out." Yugi said pointing at a large picture.
"What?" Ryou grumbled. "Oh, bloody hell."
It was a picture of him.
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A/n: Er, yeah that was weird. Sorry if this offend you Yami fans but I kinda thought it was funny. Yami having a Bishie shrine. That's my humor people. Get over it. Anyway, hope you enjoy this story.
Yugi: R+R!!!!!!!!!!^_________^