I do not own Discworld, I do not own l-space, but I do own bob, the thief
of fire and I know I've screwed up the timeline a bit, okay so no flamers
about that please.
First prize for my competition goes to zeal for at least trying, actually mort wasn't the only book to be included in chappie 2, if you want 2 find out more you better have a better look, cause my main prize isn't going to just n e 1
Well done Zela, here is your prize: a certificate to print out yourself
I zela have just won the award for trying to win the competition on towlieman's fanfic
If you win you shall get a better prize, but YOU NEED TO TRY, and when ever someone gets one right, I shall put them on the next chapter, and that book shall be void, and the first person to guess the last book, wins a prize, though if you get them all at the same time, you get the prize (o and you have to mention how it relates to the book, so no random guesses), any way, on with the story
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"Commander, we have just finished eliminating most of the fingerprints on the case, and we've found a pair of gloves up at old tom with finger marks on that are on your case as well"
"Good work Cherie, now we just need to identify who this thief is, get a squad together and take finger marks from all the thieves guild and if someone gets arrested take their finger marks, soon we'll have the entire city in our files."
"Yes sir!"
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Outside the mended drum
"WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL A wizards staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end knob on the end, its big and its round, and it ways 3 to a pou-nd!!!!"
A wolf howled at the extremely bad singing
"Shhhh, shhh, shhh, hey Bob, I have a new verse."
"Sing it then."
"NOOOOOTTTTTTT only wizards have knobs on staffs, knobs on staffs, knobs on staffs, another person has a knob on his staff, and he keeps it in a case, its small, and its black, and it fits in a sack, I feel sorry for misses Vimes!!! HEY!!!"
Bob started laughing so hard he collapsed onto the floor, and didn't hear the watchmen come round the corner.
"So, what do you two know about Mr. Vimes' case then?"
This sobered Bob up in the blink of an eye (not great A'tuin's because this would take about a week), he grabbed Nick's arm and legged it, into the stony features of sergeant Detritus.
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DUN DUN DUN, again a cliffhanger, sorry for the short chappie the next 1 will be longer
First prize for my competition goes to zeal for at least trying, actually mort wasn't the only book to be included in chappie 2, if you want 2 find out more you better have a better look, cause my main prize isn't going to just n e 1
Well done Zela, here is your prize: a certificate to print out yourself
I zela have just won the award for trying to win the competition on towlieman's fanfic
If you win you shall get a better prize, but YOU NEED TO TRY, and when ever someone gets one right, I shall put them on the next chapter, and that book shall be void, and the first person to guess the last book, wins a prize, though if you get them all at the same time, you get the prize (o and you have to mention how it relates to the book, so no random guesses), any way, on with the story
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"Commander, we have just finished eliminating most of the fingerprints on the case, and we've found a pair of gloves up at old tom with finger marks on that are on your case as well"
"Good work Cherie, now we just need to identify who this thief is, get a squad together and take finger marks from all the thieves guild and if someone gets arrested take their finger marks, soon we'll have the entire city in our files."
"Yes sir!"
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Outside the mended drum
"WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL A wizards staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end knob on the end, its big and its round, and it ways 3 to a pou-nd!!!!"
A wolf howled at the extremely bad singing
"Shhhh, shhh, shhh, hey Bob, I have a new verse."
"Sing it then."
"NOOOOOTTTTTTT only wizards have knobs on staffs, knobs on staffs, knobs on staffs, another person has a knob on his staff, and he keeps it in a case, its small, and its black, and it fits in a sack, I feel sorry for misses Vimes!!! HEY!!!"
Bob started laughing so hard he collapsed onto the floor, and didn't hear the watchmen come round the corner.
"So, what do you two know about Mr. Vimes' case then?"
This sobered Bob up in the blink of an eye (not great A'tuin's because this would take about a week), he grabbed Nick's arm and legged it, into the stony features of sergeant Detritus.
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DUN DUN DUN, again a cliffhanger, sorry for the short chappie the next 1 will be longer