Three Tyrants at the Carnival
Cell stretched and looked over at Freeza, who was sitting in a large leather chair beside him, wearing a full body cast. "Hey glass head, the carnival is in town, you up for it?" Freeza's eyes methodically shifted to Cell, and if the cast could express hatred then that's exactly what it was doing. Cell snickered and got off of the couch. "I'll go tell Buu that we're going thenn...I'm sure he'll be jumping for joy." Freeza grumbled and started rocking back and forth on his chair.
Cell knocked on the closet door. "Hey Buu! You in there?" There was silence for a moment, then in a sing-song voice Buu responded. "Whoooo iiiis iiiiit?" Cell sighed and folded his arms over his chest. "It's Cell...we're going to the carnival, get yourself ready." The closet door burst open, knocking Cell backwards, and Buu came flying out with a look of insane glee upon his face. "The Carnival?! That's so nifty!! Let's go let's go let's go!!!!!" Buu flipped over and over, making what can only be described as cries of joy. Cell stood up and brushed himself off. "Great....go get Freeza..."
Two minutes later, Buu and Cell landed infront of the Carnival, and Freeza slammed into the ground behind them. Buu looked over and Freeza and blinked. "I thought you could fly...." Freeza jostled around inside his cast, his eyes expressing sheer rage. Buu shrugged and picked him up, tucking him under his arm. "Well, no harm done....let's get to the rides!!!!" Cell shook his head and walked through the carnival gate. "Sir, you have to purchase tickets!" Cell turned his head to see the sales clerk by the ticket booth. "I don't need tickets...." The clerk paused for a moment, looking Cell up and down. "Are you part of the freak show?" Cell walked slowly over to the ticket booth and leand over the counter, putting his face right in front of the clerks. "Say that again...." The clerk hesitated for a moment, then repeated his question. "A...are you in the freak show?" Cell growled and proceeded to grab the clerk by the collar and throw him into the distance. Dusting his hands off, Cell walked through the gate unabated. Buu bounced after him, Freeza still tucked under his arm with a sweatdrop over the cast's head. Cell looked over at Buu. "You want to go on the roller coster first?" Buu's face stretched out as he dropped Freeza and dashed past Cell towards the roller coaster. Cell stooped down and slung Freeza over his shoulder. "I'll take that as a yes....."
Cell got over to the roller coaster and walked right past the line, sitting down in the first car and placing Freeza beside him. The operator walked over to him and placed his hand on his shoulder. "Sir...I'm going to have to ask you to leave...skipping the line is not allowed...." Cell turned his violet eyes to the operator. "I'm sorry...could you come a little closer? My hearing isn't all that good...." The operator complied and was prepared to repeat his statement when Cell grabbed him by the neck and tossed him into the sky. "That's much better....." Buu jumped into the roller coaster behind them and fastened himself in. "Start the ride! Start the ride!" The first person on the line, having rather good sense, dashed over and pushed the button to start the ride. Buu threw his arms into the air. "WEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Cell closed his eyes and fell asleep as the roller coaster went down the first drop. The only thing out of the ordinary was Freeza's muffled cries of terror as he flew out of the car and landed on the pavement headfirst. Cell opened his eyes and looked down at Freeza. He smirked and closed his eyes again. "Poor fool..." Buu's cries of joy escalated as the roller coaster went through a cork-screw turn.
Cell stepped off the roller coaster and grabbed Freeza by the head of the cast. Buu jumped out of the car and landed in a handstand. "What's next?!" Cell walked towards the midway, dragging Freeza behind him. Buu walked on his hands after him and stopped in front of the first stand. He grabbed the water pistol and sat down happily. "That's one dollar plea..." The sentence was never finished, as Cell squashed the carnie into the ground and turned the guns on. "Go ahead Buu...." Buu aimed the pistol at Freeza and pulled the trigger, drenching him. "Hee hee! This is fun! Next!" Buu dropped the pistol and bounded over to the merry go round. Cell took one of the straps from Freeza's wet cast and pulled him along like a wheeled duck. Buu jumped onto the merry go round and the ride operator looked at Cell. Cell said nothing and got on beside Buu. The operator started the ride with a trembling hand. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The scream came from Freeza, who was being dragged along on the outside of the ride by Cell. Freeza's cast unwraveled and he tumbled onto the bumper car field. "ugh..." he looked up just in time to be hit in the face with a bumper car and sent flying into the elecrtical gate. "GEYAH!" Cell looked over at Freeza, then at Buu. "Freeza's having fun without us...." Buu sniffled and rubbed his eyes. "I'll show him..." Buu floated off the merry go round and over to Freeza. "You big meanie!" Buu fired a large pink beam at Freeza, who had no choice but to be blasted out of the carnival and through the boardwalk. Cell walked up beside Buu and put his hand on his shoulder. "Come on...let's go home...." Cell began walking towards the gate, but was stopped by thirty armed police officers. "FREEZE!!!!!!!!" Cell sighed. "You have the wrong person...the glass headed guy already left...." The police looked at each other, then reaimed their guns at Cell. "Put your hands up! Your under arrest!" Cell grinned and walked towards the group of policemen. They opened fire, sending their bullets through Cell with no effect. Cell looked extremely happy as he pounded the hell out of the police squad. After he was done, Cell brushed his hands off and looked around for Buu. "Hey Buu, you still here kid?" Getting no response, Cell looked around again. "There he is!!!" Cell looked over his shoulder with a sweatdrop on the side of his head. "Dear lord no....." Cell ran for his life out of the carnival, pursued by a pack of screaming teenage girls. The carnival would have been deserted at this point, if not for Buu being in the cotton candy machine, spinning around and eating the sugary-sweet fluff with a smile beaming off of his face.