Three Tyrants on Halloween
Buu: *run around the apartment bouncing off walls and screaming* It's Halloween! It's Halloween!
Cell walks into the room and Buu, not looking where's he's going, crashes right into him. The two of them topple over and land in a heap on the floor.
Buu: Hey Cell! Guess what?
Cell: It's Halloween?
Buu: *backflips into the air, riccochets off the wall and lands in a crouch on the floor* YEAH! How'd you guess?!
Cell: *stands up* Gee I dunno...maybe it was luck.....
Buu: Yeah probably.....
Cell: *sighs*
Buu: So what are you going to dress up as?! I'm gonna be Aladdin! Isn't that nifty?!
Cell: ........
Buu scratches his head and blinks at Cell.
Buu: Something wrong?
Cell: No....nothing's wrong....anyway, I'm going to dress up as Batman.
Buu: NIFTY!
Freeza stalks into the room, trying to be devious and failing. Cell inclines an eyebrow and grabs him by the shoulder.
Cell: What the hell are you doing?
Freeza: Trying to avoid the two of you.....
Cell: *snickers* Sorry, but we can't have that. Your going to dress up for Halloween whether you like it or not.
Freeza: .......but I don't like it.....
Cell: Then it's settled.
A half hour later Buu is standing in the living room dressed as Alladin, holding a bag in his hand and smiling like an idiot. Cell, fully clad as Batman, drags Freeza out of his room. Freeza folds his arms over his chest, none too happy that he was forced to be the scariest thing of all.....a lawyer.
Cell: Come on, let's go....
Freeza: No chance in hell.....
Buu: But it'll be so nifty!!!!!!
Freeza: ........
Cell: This is your last chance Freeza....
Freeza: *sighs* Fine...let's go....
The three of them leave the apartment through the gaping hole in the wall that still hasn't been fixed. Landing on the street, they look around at all the little kids dressed up in their Pokémon/Digimon/Power Ranger costumes.
Freeza: Dear lord.......
Buu: *stars in his eyes* NIFTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buu takes off, leaving a blazing trail behind him. He stops at the first house and puts his finger through the bell. He repeats the process and is soon out of sight.
Cell: *sweatdrop*
Freeza:. ..........
Cell: I think he's a little excited, what do you think?
Freeza turns around and makes a break for it, ducking into a dark alley way. Cell narrows his eyes and jumps ontop of the building, decsending down into the alley in front of Freeza.
Cell: Where do you think you're going?
Freeza: You'll never take me alive!!!!
Freeza reaches into his pocket and pulls out an AK-47. Aiming at the Batman clad Cell, he begins firing freely. Cell covers his face with his cape and ducks into the shadows. Freeza drops the gun and bolts through a convienient door. Cell follows him inside and begins looking around for him.
Cell: Chikusho....it's dark....
Cell reaches over for the light switch, which moves to his fingers and allows him to turn on the lights. As the lights go on, two tanks of evil acid come into view and Freeza is running up the metal stairs to a walkway extending over them. Leaping from his position, Cell chases Freeza up the stairs. Freeza turns around and kicks Cell in the chin.
Freeza: KAPOW!
Cell tumbles down the stairs in a flash of light, only to get back up again and race up to the walkway. Freeza reaches the end of the walkway and finds the door locked sturdily with a chair against the handle...on the inside.
Freeza: Damn......
Freeza turns around, glaring across the walkway at Cell and a smile crosses his lips.
Freeza: You may think you have me.....but you'll have to take me on first!
Cell: .........
Freeza: HA!
Freeza runs at Cell, who stands up straight. Freeza crashes into Cell and falls backwards, flipping over the guard rail and hanging on for dear life. Cell walks infront of Freeza and lays down next to the rail.
Cell: Give me your hand.......
Freeza: NEVER!
Cell: Alright then....
Cell extends his palm towards Freeza and fires a ki blast into his face, sending the glass headed alien into the acid.
Freeza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freeza splashes around in the acid and Cell stands up, brushing himself off and looking down at Freeza. Freeza sinks into the acid slowly, raising his trembling hand into the air. Cell shrugs and floats off the walkway and onto the floor. Everything is quiet until Freeza's hand clamps onto the edge of the tank and he hauls himself out. Cell watches as Freeza drops to the floor.
Freeza: ...give me a mirror.....
Cell: .......
Freeza: A MIRROR!
Cell pulls a mirror out of his pocket and throws it at Freeza. It hits him in the head and shatters.
Freeza: *rubs his head*....can i have another one please?
Cell pulls out another mirror and throws it at Freeza. Freeza catches the mirror and looks at it. The purple part of his head has turned green and his lips are bright red, permanantly stretched in a smile. His suit has turned from black to purple, and his tie is now green. His skin, if possible, has turned an even brighter shade of white.
Freeza: *chuckles for a moment, then cackles insanely*
Cell: ........
Freeza: Do you like what you've done?!
Cell: Freeza, I think it's time to go home.....
Freeza: NO! Freeza is no more! There is only........The Jestor!
Cell: ...........eh......
Freeza: What?
Cell: Don't you mean The Joker?
Freeza: YOU FOOL!!!!!!
Freeza pulls a trout out of his pocket and throws it at Cell. The trout explodes, sending a mushroom cloud into the sky. Cell blinks and coughs, sending smoke into the air.
Cell: Alright, that does it.....
Cell pulls out a remote control and pushes a few buttons on it. The theme from Batman begins to blast out of nowhere and Freeza takes a step back.
Freeza: You fiend.....
Cell: Your damn right....
Cell jumps at Freeza and tackles him, rolling onto his feet after he does so. He turns around, flicking his cape back with his hand and looking down at the unconcious Freeza.
Cell: I will continue to defend the innocent.....to inflict fear in the hearts of criminals.....I AM BATMAN!!!!
Buu crashes through the window, his eyes dialated and foaming at the mouth.
Buu: MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cell: O.O
Buu: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cell: *sweatdrop* ....st...stay back!
Buu: EYAH!!!!!!!!!
Buu pounces Cell and bites into his arm, revealing that Cell is indeed made of chocolate and filled with caramel.
Cell: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buu finishes eating Cell's arm and sits down, his hunger sated for the moment. Cell regrows his arm and Freeza sits up.
Freeza: Is Halloween over?
Buu: Halloween!?
Cell: .......shimata...........
Freeza and Cell, who bolt through the door at top speed, chased by the sugar driven Buu.