I do not own Discworld, I do not own l-space, but I do own bob, the thief
of fire and I know I've screwed up the timeline a bit, okay so no flamers
about that please.
O and writing in between #s are thoughts, doesn't take a genius to work out whose.
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(The thieves' guild)
Bob ran down the corridor;
"Where's Nick?"
"Calm down boyo."
Oliver Huts the range master stopped Bob in the corridor.
"Here let me play you a little song on my guitar."
He didn't notice Bob creeping away as he whipped out his guitar.
(guitar) $% Nah Nah, duh nuoooowwww, buh da dum, ba loiw da doo do doo do doo do bwaow %$
"There are timeeesssss."
$% bah badahhhhh%$
"When your friend gets taken by the watch and tor^or^or-tured and. hey where did he go?"
*************************************************** (Meanwhile at the watch house)
"Okay men."
*Ahem."
"And Dwarves."
"Grrrrr" (this is not Angua, it is in fact the sound of a feminist dwarf lifting up her axe)
"And women."
"THUNK"
A club through past his here
"And. I'll start again"
The commander walked out the door then came in again.
"Okay watchmen, here's what we do, everybody go round the front and make a big fuss about looking for this Bob Bobson, say he's been reported missing or something, then me Angua and Carrot, will sneak round the back and arrest him as he sneaks out. Got it?"
(Everybody) "YEAH"
"Let's go and get him!!!!!!!!!!"
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(The thieves' guild)
"Hello, my name is sergeant Detritus, and I'm looking for someone called"
Here the troll consulted a clipboard.
"Um, errrrrrrrr.."
A small invisible see through dwarf standing next to him, looked at the clipboard and whispered in his ear.
"Bob Bobson"
"And er what would this matter be pertaining to sergeant?"
A gnome under the desk, which the clerk sat at, started to sneak towards a small hole in the wall.
"The business we are pertaining to sir, "
Said a small creature next to the troll.
"Is a distraction, huwhile the commander harrests a felonious thief by the name of um, o thingumy."
The gnome legged it.
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(The thieves' guild dormitory)
"Bob, Bob, quick, you must go!!"
"What is it Scossi? Careful about the amount of exclamation marks."
"Quick, watchmen trying to arrest you!!!! AND I DON'T GIVE A RATS DROPPING ABOUT THE AMMOUNT OF EXCLAMATION MARKS I USE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bob ran to the window.
"No, not that way, the watchman said he was a distaction, it's only dumb ass Detritus and Nobby out the front."
Bob hesitated.
"You sure?"
"Of course I'm sure, now skeddadle."
Bob picked up the cage containing his pet hamster and sauntered through the door, past the two watchman, and out onto the street, this was where he noticed something was wrong......
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DUN DUN DUN,
(Short I know, but to the point, besides to updates in as many days, wow!)
Sorry guys, I let Boo write this one
O and writing in between #s are thoughts, doesn't take a genius to work out whose.
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(The thieves' guild)
Bob ran down the corridor;
"Where's Nick?"
"Calm down boyo."
Oliver Huts the range master stopped Bob in the corridor.
"Here let me play you a little song on my guitar."
He didn't notice Bob creeping away as he whipped out his guitar.
(guitar) $% Nah Nah, duh nuoooowwww, buh da dum, ba loiw da doo do doo do doo do bwaow %$
"There are timeeesssss."
$% bah badahhhhh%$
"When your friend gets taken by the watch and tor^or^or-tured and. hey where did he go?"
*************************************************** (Meanwhile at the watch house)
"Okay men."
*Ahem."
"And Dwarves."
"Grrrrr" (this is not Angua, it is in fact the sound of a feminist dwarf lifting up her axe)
"And women."
"THUNK"
A club through past his here
"And. I'll start again"
The commander walked out the door then came in again.
"Okay watchmen, here's what we do, everybody go round the front and make a big fuss about looking for this Bob Bobson, say he's been reported missing or something, then me Angua and Carrot, will sneak round the back and arrest him as he sneaks out. Got it?"
(Everybody) "YEAH"
"Let's go and get him!!!!!!!!!!"
***************************************************
(The thieves' guild)
"Hello, my name is sergeant Detritus, and I'm looking for someone called"
Here the troll consulted a clipboard.
"Um, errrrrrrrr.."
A small invisible see through dwarf standing next to him, looked at the clipboard and whispered in his ear.
"Bob Bobson"
"And er what would this matter be pertaining to sergeant?"
A gnome under the desk, which the clerk sat at, started to sneak towards a small hole in the wall.
"The business we are pertaining to sir, "
Said a small creature next to the troll.
"Is a distraction, huwhile the commander harrests a felonious thief by the name of um, o thingumy."
The gnome legged it.
***************************************************
(The thieves' guild dormitory)
"Bob, Bob, quick, you must go!!"
"What is it Scossi? Careful about the amount of exclamation marks."
"Quick, watchmen trying to arrest you!!!! AND I DON'T GIVE A RATS DROPPING ABOUT THE AMMOUNT OF EXCLAMATION MARKS I USE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bob ran to the window.
"No, not that way, the watchman said he was a distaction, it's only dumb ass Detritus and Nobby out the front."
Bob hesitated.
"You sure?"
"Of course I'm sure, now skeddadle."
Bob picked up the cage containing his pet hamster and sauntered through the door, past the two watchman, and out onto the street, this was where he noticed something was wrong......
____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________
DUN DUN DUN,
(Short I know, but to the point, besides to updates in as many days, wow!)
Sorry guys, I let Boo write this one