Three Tyrants P.O.V.
News Reporter: There was a remarkable chain of events today, as an actual alien craft landed in the city today. The event could have turned into a disaster, had it not been for three well known men in this city, Cell, Buu and Freeza, who were there to put down the alien threat. The details of it have yet to be revealed, but we have with us in the studio the three hero's of the day, and we'll see if we can't work out the story....we have with us first Buu....hello Buu...
*Buu walks up next to the reporter*
Buu: Hiya!
Reporter: Well, Mr.Buu, in your own words describe what happened today.
*Buu nods*
Buu: Sure thing! Well it was like this....I was sitting at home infront of our nifty new sun roof thinking about the nifty time we had at the carnival and wondering about what happened to my beloved friend Spot....
Reporter: I'm sorry...Spot?
Buu: Yes Spot...he's my fish.
Reporter: I see...well, continue...
*Buu smiles and nods*
Buu: Okay! Well, Cell was on the couch writing down something or other, he's a real smart guy ya know. I don't know where Freeza was, but I guess it didn't much matter...he's a bit of an oddball...but anway, I got up from my thinking to get something to eat when I saw all these nifty lights outside the window! Well, they were just so nifty that I had to go see what they were, so I took the shortcut out of the sun roof. When I got to where them nifty lights were, I saw this really big metal football! At least I think it was a football.....but that's where the lights were coming from, so I guess it couldn't have been a football. I'm a smart guy too, ya know. So there I was, with this big flashing football on the street and people running around waving their arms like chickens. I guess they were on the other team. It didn't really matter, because then the football shot me! I didn't really like that, so walked right up to it and kicked it! Sure enough, it blew up and I went back home.
*The Reporter scratches his head with a puzzled look on his face*
Reporter: Well...thank you Mr.Buu....
Buu: *smiling* Sure thing!
*Buu grabs the reporter's hand and shakes it then walks off the camera*
Reporter: *clears his throat* Well...we now have with us Freeza...welcome Mr.Freeza....
*Freeza grumbles and slams his tail onto the floor*
Reporter: Yes well...Mr.Freeza, could you describe for us what occured today?
*Freeza scowels*
Freeza: Fine, I'll tell you what should be blatantly obvious. That idiotic spaceship landed in the street on my tail! I had no other choice but to destroy it mercilessly. It exploded with sufficient energy to suit my needs, as you can see....
*The Reporter looks over at the flaming remains of the spaceship, along with the entrails and blood of the extra terrestrials. There's a crater in the center of the street, which engulfs some of the surrounding buildings.*
Reporter: Yes...I can see that...well thank you.....
*Freeza grumbles and walks off the camera, and Cell steps up beside the reporter*
Cell: I assume I'm next...
Reporter: Yes that's right Mr.Cell...
*Cell inclines an eyebrow*
Cell: Mr.Cell?
Reporter: Is there a problem with that?
Cell: Do you like living?
Reporter: So Cell, what happened today?
Cell: That's better. Now I can tell you....but I still may have to kill you later on. At any rate, I was on the couch writing down all the dates I was forced to make after being chased out of the carnival, and Buu was sitting by the gaping hole in the side of the apartment sunbathing. Freeza was sitting in the corner hugging his knees and rocking back and forth, muttering about something or other. Well, when the ship landed and I noticed the flashing lights, I immediately went outside to see what they wanted. I can't have people moving in on my territory from other planets, you see. Well, Buu came out too, shouting something about the ship being "nifty", and the ship opened fire on us. Well, i had no other choice but to defend the populace and destroy the ship with a single blast. I'm afraid that I may have overjudged the power of the ships defenses a bit, and that explains the chaos that you see behind us.
*The Reporter nods*
Reporter: Thank you Cell, I seem to have gotten an accurate story out of you. Well this has been a.....
*A man came running up to the camera*
Man: WAIT!!!
*The reporter and Cell turned to the man questioningly as he finally reached them*
Man: That's not what happened! I saw it all! The real story goes like this...the space ship came down and landed in the middle of the street, flashing lights and shooting everything in sight, when these three come falling out of the gaping hole in their apartment and land headfirst on the pavement. Well, the three of them got up very upset and stormed over to the ship. The aliens took one look at them and turned their speakers on, saying "Shimata! We can't invade a planet of freaks!" and then they self destructed.
*The Reporter blinks*
Reporter: Cell, is that what really happened?.....Cell?
*The Reporter turns around to see Cell swinging the man around by the foot and throwing him into a building*
Cell: Learn to keep yer mouth shut!
Reporter: Good lord!
*Cell turns and looks at the reporter with a murderous look*
Cell: HAA!!!!!!!!
*The camera falls to the ground and becomes all staticy, and the screams of Cell's victims are heard loud and clear before the camera goes dead*