Three Tyrants: Icy Manipulator
Day One
Dear Diary: Hey it's me!!! Sorry I haven't written anything in a while, I couldn't find any pidgeons to write with...Cell was telling me something about these things called "pens" and "pencils", and they sound really nifty! I just can't find any....ah well, I found another pidgeon anyway, and my ink hasn't dried out yet! So hopefully I'll be writing alot more often. Anyway...where should I start? Let's see...we all got fired from our old jobs, if I hadn't told you already, but luckily enough, we all got new ones!!! And we're working all together now! Isn't that great? We're a special organized unit, designed to rid the base of all evil!! Uh-oh....I see some now......I'll write later.
~Buu
Stupid Book: Kame damn it all, Buu went and found all our stupid diaries and he's jumping all over the place begging us to write again...I have nothing better to do, so..here I am. I went and got the three of us new jobs, working together at the amusement park as janitors. For some reason, Buu keeps grabbing the mop and jumping off benches, frantically washing everything in sight...even the people. Ah well...as long as he's happy. Thankfully, I have a broom in my hands to keep the women away...yeah, they still can't get over me...especially in such a crowded place like this, they're all over the place. It's all I can do just to keep them back, let alone clean the park...and that idiot Freeza's just moping around, dragging his trash can behind him, muttering under his breath. I can't blame him, really...it's not easy not being perfect, I suppose...then again, I don't remember that too well...I've long since rid myself of that condition. Damn...here they come again....
~Cell
Captains Log: That poor misguided soul, Cell, has gotten me into more than he knows. Oh woe is me...what's to become of me? It wasn't so bad at first...but on the very first day...there they were....rats. I...I....I can't take this for too much longer! They're everywhere! I try to keep calm, but it's so hard...and I don't know why, but I think there's something else behind the scenes...I can't put my finger on it. I'll try to look into it...but these overwhelmingly powerful creatures may get the better of me....
~ Freeza
Day Two
Stupid Book: Oh blast it all, Freeza went and disappeared, and the boss is holding me responsible....I swear, that glassy headed hermaphrodite is more trouble than he's worth! And to make matters worse, Buu went and shined the head of a bald man while he was eating at the food court...that didn't go over to well. The man, unfortunately for him, happened to be a proffesional boxer, and promtly got up and punched the stuffing out of Buu. I think Buu forgot that he could be considered this man's god for a moment, because he just got thrashed for about a minute or so. I caught his eye and reminded him of it.....which some people may consider a mistake...but being perfect, I don't make mistakes. Anyway...Buu jumped up and bit the guy in the head and wrestled him to the ground...and it just got...bloody from there. Sadly enough, Buu got all worked up from this and started beating the hell out of everyone in the food court.....with sausage links from one of the stands. The boss came running over and told me to stop him, tearing his hair out. I really didn't see the problem with it, but I complied...he does pay the bills, after all. So I walked over, bopped Buu on the head and tossed him a sugar cube...that shut him up for a while, then I told him to run along, and he did. It was kind of odd though...during Buu's little stunt, everything turned blue. Didn't bother me too much, really...
~Cell
Dear Diary: Today was so productive...I had my first real chance to put a stop to evil! I calmly walked over to a nice globe and began polishing it...and then suddenly it turned into this huge monster! He began attacking me, but I was too stunned to do anything for a moment. Luckily, my good old buddy Cell shook me out of it...but I guess he was too scared to do anything to help. That's alright though, because I showed that monster who was boss! He went down fairly easily...and that's when I saw that the entire eatery was infested with similar monsters! I looked around frantically for a moment, then saw a glimmering beacon of hope! What luck I have to run into a weapon stand in the middle of the base! I quickly grabbed the nunchaku that were hanging there and let them have it!! It got really cold though, I don't know why. Ah well...anyway, Cell came over, obviously over his shock, and gave me a nice treat for a job well done and I went about my business within the base. This job is so nifty!
~Buu
Captains Log: I'm writing this in secret...I've gone into hiding...it's just too dangerous out there. I've made the fun house my base of opperations, as it's easy to hide myself there, for some odd reason. I think I'm onto something...there's been cold breezes blowing through the park lately, and there's been oddly shaped clouds in the sky...I can't really make out any distinguishable shape yet...but I'm working on it. Oh no....I hear something in the shadows over there! I have no more time, I may have to run!
~Freeza
Day Three
Captains Log: I'm being held captive by masked creatures...I...don't know where I am, only that we've remained inside the park. I don't know who's behind all this, yet, but I am working on it as best I can under these harsh conditions...these creatures are obviously from a higher plane of existance, and can easily waste anybody they stand against...this is evident, simply because of the ease they show in dispatching myself....it would take a miracle to free myself...
~Freeza
Dear Diary: I wonder where Freeza went? I haven't seen him in a few days. That whacky Freeza! He's always getting into trouble! Why can't he be more like me? I'm such a level headed guy, who knows what's going on. Like today, for example. While I was going about my rounds, a monster went rocketing over head, holding about thirty people captive on it's back! They were screaming and flailing their arms around, so I took it upon myself to get up there and stop it! You think they would be greatful, after knocking the monster onto the ground and pounding on it for a bit, then taking them all to saftey, but they were all upset! I'll never understand these people....
~Buu
Stupid Book: I was forced to beat away the crowds again this morning on my way into work. Freeza disappeared, but that doesn't really bother me. That glassy headed freak can do whatever he wants. That idiot Buu went and wrecked a roller coaster today, screaming battle crys at the "monster". I don't know what I'm going to do with him...there's been a rather large influx of mice lately. They're odd looking too, even for mice. They're sort of deformed. Anyway, the boss man told me to take care of them. I, reluctantly, kicked him through the midway and went about my business. Hell, it's not my job to clean up mice, I'm a janitor, not an exterminator....
~Cell
Day Four
Stupid Book: What...the hell...is going on? With my super powerful perfect mind, even I can't figure it out. The entire park was blue this morning.....everything. The buildings, the rides, the people, the air...everything. Not only that, but it was freezing cold. On the bright side, I didn't have to fight off crowds of women today. Another odd thing...there was a sign in the front of the park that said: "My time has come". While I was pondering all this, Buu went and blew up the sign and kicked the ashes....I just...didn't even ask.
Day Five
Fools: Nobody realized my plan until it was too late! That idiot Freeza almost found out, so I had to take care of him early..but my calculations were correct...nobody gave a damn. Today, when the park opened, I the mighty Spot, rose up with my armies of darkness, and displayed Freeza for all to see...crucified upon a mighty sub-zero post of my own design. My legionaires streamed out, biting everybody in their weakest point...the ankles! That fool Cell looked up at us wide-eyed, unable to do anything as I froze him. Buu, on the other hand, was wearing blue spandex for some ungodly reason, and tried to fight me....the difference in his power was uncanny...this spandex must somehow be a power amplifier...I will look into it. After wholloping him soundly, though with the loss of my army, I took my transportation device, turned my hat around, and took off into the sunset.
Day One
Dear Diary: Hey it's me!!! Sorry I haven't written anything in a while, I couldn't find any pidgeons to write with...Cell was telling me something about these things called "pens" and "pencils", and they sound really nifty! I just can't find any....ah well, I found another pidgeon anyway, and my ink hasn't dried out yet! So hopefully I'll be writing alot more often. Anyway...where should I start? Let's see...we all got fired from our old jobs, if I hadn't told you already, but luckily enough, we all got new ones!!! And we're working all together now! Isn't that great? We're a special organized unit, designed to rid the base of all evil!! Uh-oh....I see some now......I'll write later.
~Buu
Stupid Book: Kame damn it all, Buu went and found all our stupid diaries and he's jumping all over the place begging us to write again...I have nothing better to do, so..here I am. I went and got the three of us new jobs, working together at the amusement park as janitors. For some reason, Buu keeps grabbing the mop and jumping off benches, frantically washing everything in sight...even the people. Ah well...as long as he's happy. Thankfully, I have a broom in my hands to keep the women away...yeah, they still can't get over me...especially in such a crowded place like this, they're all over the place. It's all I can do just to keep them back, let alone clean the park...and that idiot Freeza's just moping around, dragging his trash can behind him, muttering under his breath. I can't blame him, really...it's not easy not being perfect, I suppose...then again, I don't remember that too well...I've long since rid myself of that condition. Damn...here they come again....
~Cell
Captains Log: That poor misguided soul, Cell, has gotten me into more than he knows. Oh woe is me...what's to become of me? It wasn't so bad at first...but on the very first day...there they were....rats. I...I....I can't take this for too much longer! They're everywhere! I try to keep calm, but it's so hard...and I don't know why, but I think there's something else behind the scenes...I can't put my finger on it. I'll try to look into it...but these overwhelmingly powerful creatures may get the better of me....
~ Freeza
Day Two
Stupid Book: Oh blast it all, Freeza went and disappeared, and the boss is holding me responsible....I swear, that glassy headed hermaphrodite is more trouble than he's worth! And to make matters worse, Buu went and shined the head of a bald man while he was eating at the food court...that didn't go over to well. The man, unfortunately for him, happened to be a proffesional boxer, and promtly got up and punched the stuffing out of Buu. I think Buu forgot that he could be considered this man's god for a moment, because he just got thrashed for about a minute or so. I caught his eye and reminded him of it.....which some people may consider a mistake...but being perfect, I don't make mistakes. Anyway...Buu jumped up and bit the guy in the head and wrestled him to the ground...and it just got...bloody from there. Sadly enough, Buu got all worked up from this and started beating the hell out of everyone in the food court.....with sausage links from one of the stands. The boss came running over and told me to stop him, tearing his hair out. I really didn't see the problem with it, but I complied...he does pay the bills, after all. So I walked over, bopped Buu on the head and tossed him a sugar cube...that shut him up for a while, then I told him to run along, and he did. It was kind of odd though...during Buu's little stunt, everything turned blue. Didn't bother me too much, really...
~Cell
Dear Diary: Today was so productive...I had my first real chance to put a stop to evil! I calmly walked over to a nice globe and began polishing it...and then suddenly it turned into this huge monster! He began attacking me, but I was too stunned to do anything for a moment. Luckily, my good old buddy Cell shook me out of it...but I guess he was too scared to do anything to help. That's alright though, because I showed that monster who was boss! He went down fairly easily...and that's when I saw that the entire eatery was infested with similar monsters! I looked around frantically for a moment, then saw a glimmering beacon of hope! What luck I have to run into a weapon stand in the middle of the base! I quickly grabbed the nunchaku that were hanging there and let them have it!! It got really cold though, I don't know why. Ah well...anyway, Cell came over, obviously over his shock, and gave me a nice treat for a job well done and I went about my business within the base. This job is so nifty!
~Buu
Captains Log: I'm writing this in secret...I've gone into hiding...it's just too dangerous out there. I've made the fun house my base of opperations, as it's easy to hide myself there, for some odd reason. I think I'm onto something...there's been cold breezes blowing through the park lately, and there's been oddly shaped clouds in the sky...I can't really make out any distinguishable shape yet...but I'm working on it. Oh no....I hear something in the shadows over there! I have no more time, I may have to run!
~Freeza
Day Three
Captains Log: I'm being held captive by masked creatures...I...don't know where I am, only that we've remained inside the park. I don't know who's behind all this, yet, but I am working on it as best I can under these harsh conditions...these creatures are obviously from a higher plane of existance, and can easily waste anybody they stand against...this is evident, simply because of the ease they show in dispatching myself....it would take a miracle to free myself...
~Freeza
Dear Diary: I wonder where Freeza went? I haven't seen him in a few days. That whacky Freeza! He's always getting into trouble! Why can't he be more like me? I'm such a level headed guy, who knows what's going on. Like today, for example. While I was going about my rounds, a monster went rocketing over head, holding about thirty people captive on it's back! They were screaming and flailing their arms around, so I took it upon myself to get up there and stop it! You think they would be greatful, after knocking the monster onto the ground and pounding on it for a bit, then taking them all to saftey, but they were all upset! I'll never understand these people....
~Buu
Stupid Book: I was forced to beat away the crowds again this morning on my way into work. Freeza disappeared, but that doesn't really bother me. That glassy headed freak can do whatever he wants. That idiot Buu went and wrecked a roller coaster today, screaming battle crys at the "monster". I don't know what I'm going to do with him...there's been a rather large influx of mice lately. They're odd looking too, even for mice. They're sort of deformed. Anyway, the boss man told me to take care of them. I, reluctantly, kicked him through the midway and went about my business. Hell, it's not my job to clean up mice, I'm a janitor, not an exterminator....
~Cell
Day Four
Stupid Book: What...the hell...is going on? With my super powerful perfect mind, even I can't figure it out. The entire park was blue this morning.....everything. The buildings, the rides, the people, the air...everything. Not only that, but it was freezing cold. On the bright side, I didn't have to fight off crowds of women today. Another odd thing...there was a sign in the front of the park that said: "My time has come". While I was pondering all this, Buu went and blew up the sign and kicked the ashes....I just...didn't even ask.
Day Five
Fools: Nobody realized my plan until it was too late! That idiot Freeza almost found out, so I had to take care of him early..but my calculations were correct...nobody gave a damn. Today, when the park opened, I the mighty Spot, rose up with my armies of darkness, and displayed Freeza for all to see...crucified upon a mighty sub-zero post of my own design. My legionaires streamed out, biting everybody in their weakest point...the ankles! That fool Cell looked up at us wide-eyed, unable to do anything as I froze him. Buu, on the other hand, was wearing blue spandex for some ungodly reason, and tried to fight me....the difference in his power was uncanny...this spandex must somehow be a power amplifier...I will look into it. After wholloping him soundly, though with the loss of my army, I took my transportation device, turned my hat around, and took off into the sunset.