Three Tyrants: House Guest
Day One:
Dear Diary: Yo-ho, it is Buu once again! I'm oh so sorry for not updating my journal since we were off super-heroing that last time...but we all came down with horrible colds when we thawed out, and every time I tried to write in my journal I was dripping all...what was I talking about again? Oh well. So yeah, we made a new friend! Frieza is off on a vacation, Cell says, so we got somebody to help pay the rent while he's gone! Isn't that nifty?! I gave him a journal so he can cherish the memories forever and always.
Bai!
~Buu
Stupid Book: I, the perfect one, have once again appeared to catalogue my comings and goings and the weariness of my perfection. Combating a horde of love-sick girls is no easy feat when your perfect immune system is entertaining a cold, however I of course managed it. It comes with being perfect. After the last attack by Buu's wayward demi-god, I was forced to take the perfect path to recovery and hastily and most tactifully retreat. Frieza is off in La-la land, ranting and raving about the Diabolical Horror that comes in the night, so I had him committed. Being that which I am (perfect), I had a backup plan to cover his share (80%) of the rent. We shall see where this leads.
~Cell
Blasted Thing: I refuse to stoop to such inferior methods of communication as this! I shall never be reduced to spouting drivel at the whim of a pathetic lifeform that writhes about upon the ground like a maggot beneath me! The only reason I am here now is to prove that I am now and forever the most superior warrior on this or any other planet! ....Bulma kicked me out.
~Vegeta
Day Two:
Stupid Book: I don't quite know what was going through his mind at the time, but our stunted new roommate challenged me to single combat when I removed the milk from the refridgerator. I see in Vegeta a kindred spirit, though he is far from perfect. He has potential, so sayeth Cell. Needless to say, I quelled his minor rebellion with the utmost efficiency.
~Cell
Dear Diary: Why was Cell sulking in the bathroom before? It looked almost as if he were upset. I've never seen Cell upset! He's always smiling that happy little smile of his and going about his life so cheerfully that I never imagined he could possibly have a care in the world! Oh well. Our house guest is so nifty! He promised me that he would teach me to ride the new bicycle that I got! The one with the pink flyers on the handlebars and that nifty little bell. He said he had one just like it at home, and there was a trick to riding it. I'm going to have so much fun!
~Buu
Blasted Thing: I didn't have any luck when I called Bulma on the phone earlier today. She didn't want to take me back, even though I told her that I was making friends with Buu and Cell. She still thinks I'm stuck up, arrogant, and anti-social. THAT ROTTEN LITTLE--nevermind. It is no use raving about it to a GOD DAMNED--
~Vegeta
Day Three:
Blasted Thing: I saw Bulma at the Mall today, arm-in-arm with that PATHETICALLY WEAK Yamcha. What is she doing to me!??!?!
~Vegeta
Dear Diary: My new friend Vegeta took me shopping today, and then he started the greatest game! We were in the Food Distribution Area and he started playing tag with all the people! I joined in, but I think he beat me. He's REALLY good at tagging people! I did my absolute best to keep up with him, but he was so focused that it was hard. I tagged him out of frustration when I thought that I lost, and he said that it was all over now. So I went back home. He looked a bit upset when he got back. I wonder why?
~Buu
Stupid Book: That confounded little upstart Vegeta thinks he can steal my fan-girls?! I saw at least eight of them this morning flocking to him rather than to me! I will not stand for this! I don't care what's going on, nobody steals my fan-girls!! It's entirely unperfect!
~Cell
Day Four:
Dear Diary: I was the only one home today. Everything was all quiet when I woke up, and nobody had left a note or anything. I made the best of it, using the gym for a few hours and then using the great frisbees that our new friend brought in with him. They're so fragile though, so I guess that's why he brought so many of them. Well, I had a fun day at home all by myself! I guess that's good every once in a while, right? I wonder what happened to Spot though....
~Buu
Blasted Thing: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Not only did that rotten little freak Cell attack me this morning for "taking what's rightfully his," when I came back to the appartment, all of my Brittany Spears CD's were broken!! That lousy Buu! Does he think he can get away with this?!?!?! And as for Cell...well his claim for what is rightfully his is not only pathetic, but I shut him down entirely by beating the life out of him. That will teach him not to mess with the Prince of all Saiyans!
~Vegeta
Stupid Book: I ambushed the unsuspecting little pipsqueak this morning, and being perfect I executed my plan with the utmost and brutal efficiency. I had already executed the fan-girls in question by this point, and the time had come for Vegeta to be dealt with. I beat the lousy Saiyajin-stuffing out of him and had him begging for mercy. That will teach him to mess with Cell!
~Cell
Day Five:
Captains Log: I returned today to find my position as supreme overlord held captive by that monkey Vegeta. I remember him from my younger, wilder days when we were still in college and...well, nevermind about that. I taught him to fear my new found power, and I have reclaimed my place as the dominant member of the household! Frieza wears the pants now!!!
~Frieza
Fools: I have corrupted the mind of that insignificant speck Frieza, and now he is my surrogate. I can no longer be bothered dealing with these peons, and he/she will suffice for my methodical workings. Soon all will be at my command, and wearing the emblazoned black dot, as Frieza.
~Spot
Day One:
Dear Diary: Yo-ho, it is Buu once again! I'm oh so sorry for not updating my journal since we were off super-heroing that last time...but we all came down with horrible colds when we thawed out, and every time I tried to write in my journal I was dripping all...what was I talking about again? Oh well. So yeah, we made a new friend! Frieza is off on a vacation, Cell says, so we got somebody to help pay the rent while he's gone! Isn't that nifty?! I gave him a journal so he can cherish the memories forever and always.
Bai!
~Buu
Stupid Book: I, the perfect one, have once again appeared to catalogue my comings and goings and the weariness of my perfection. Combating a horde of love-sick girls is no easy feat when your perfect immune system is entertaining a cold, however I of course managed it. It comes with being perfect. After the last attack by Buu's wayward demi-god, I was forced to take the perfect path to recovery and hastily and most tactifully retreat. Frieza is off in La-la land, ranting and raving about the Diabolical Horror that comes in the night, so I had him committed. Being that which I am (perfect), I had a backup plan to cover his share (80%) of the rent. We shall see where this leads.
~Cell
Blasted Thing: I refuse to stoop to such inferior methods of communication as this! I shall never be reduced to spouting drivel at the whim of a pathetic lifeform that writhes about upon the ground like a maggot beneath me! The only reason I am here now is to prove that I am now and forever the most superior warrior on this or any other planet! ....Bulma kicked me out.
~Vegeta
Day Two:
Stupid Book: I don't quite know what was going through his mind at the time, but our stunted new roommate challenged me to single combat when I removed the milk from the refridgerator. I see in Vegeta a kindred spirit, though he is far from perfect. He has potential, so sayeth Cell. Needless to say, I quelled his minor rebellion with the utmost efficiency.
~Cell
Dear Diary: Why was Cell sulking in the bathroom before? It looked almost as if he were upset. I've never seen Cell upset! He's always smiling that happy little smile of his and going about his life so cheerfully that I never imagined he could possibly have a care in the world! Oh well. Our house guest is so nifty! He promised me that he would teach me to ride the new bicycle that I got! The one with the pink flyers on the handlebars and that nifty little bell. He said he had one just like it at home, and there was a trick to riding it. I'm going to have so much fun!
~Buu
Blasted Thing: I didn't have any luck when I called Bulma on the phone earlier today. She didn't want to take me back, even though I told her that I was making friends with Buu and Cell. She still thinks I'm stuck up, arrogant, and anti-social. THAT ROTTEN LITTLE--nevermind. It is no use raving about it to a GOD DAMNED--
~Vegeta
Day Three:
Blasted Thing: I saw Bulma at the Mall today, arm-in-arm with that PATHETICALLY WEAK Yamcha. What is she doing to me!??!?!
~Vegeta
Dear Diary: My new friend Vegeta took me shopping today, and then he started the greatest game! We were in the Food Distribution Area and he started playing tag with all the people! I joined in, but I think he beat me. He's REALLY good at tagging people! I did my absolute best to keep up with him, but he was so focused that it was hard. I tagged him out of frustration when I thought that I lost, and he said that it was all over now. So I went back home. He looked a bit upset when he got back. I wonder why?
~Buu
Stupid Book: That confounded little upstart Vegeta thinks he can steal my fan-girls?! I saw at least eight of them this morning flocking to him rather than to me! I will not stand for this! I don't care what's going on, nobody steals my fan-girls!! It's entirely unperfect!
~Cell
Day Four:
Dear Diary: I was the only one home today. Everything was all quiet when I woke up, and nobody had left a note or anything. I made the best of it, using the gym for a few hours and then using the great frisbees that our new friend brought in with him. They're so fragile though, so I guess that's why he brought so many of them. Well, I had a fun day at home all by myself! I guess that's good every once in a while, right? I wonder what happened to Spot though....
~Buu
Blasted Thing: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Not only did that rotten little freak Cell attack me this morning for "taking what's rightfully his," when I came back to the appartment, all of my Brittany Spears CD's were broken!! That lousy Buu! Does he think he can get away with this?!?!?! And as for Cell...well his claim for what is rightfully his is not only pathetic, but I shut him down entirely by beating the life out of him. That will teach him not to mess with the Prince of all Saiyans!
~Vegeta
Stupid Book: I ambushed the unsuspecting little pipsqueak this morning, and being perfect I executed my plan with the utmost and brutal efficiency. I had already executed the fan-girls in question by this point, and the time had come for Vegeta to be dealt with. I beat the lousy Saiyajin-stuffing out of him and had him begging for mercy. That will teach him to mess with Cell!
~Cell
Day Five:
Captains Log: I returned today to find my position as supreme overlord held captive by that monkey Vegeta. I remember him from my younger, wilder days when we were still in college and...well, nevermind about that. I taught him to fear my new found power, and I have reclaimed my place as the dominant member of the household! Frieza wears the pants now!!!
~Frieza
Fools: I have corrupted the mind of that insignificant speck Frieza, and now he is my surrogate. I can no longer be bothered dealing with these peons, and he/she will suffice for my methodical workings. Soon all will be at my command, and wearing the emblazoned black dot, as Frieza.
~Spot