G'day everyone! Aslyin came up with this one, as we are continuing our dual
to the finish. I know it is very unrealistic, out of character, and insane,
but bare with me. Also, be sure to check out Aslyin's story, "Are you sure
that can be considered a couple?" It's the sister story to the one your
reading now. It also contains all of my brainchilds, as this one contains
Aslyins. Please review.
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The Electric Russian's Crazed Fantasies of XME
Chapter 2
Snookums
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Wanda was bored. She had done everything that needed to be done, and now had nothing to do! She realized that the source of her boredom had come from Toad. He had stopped pining after her, and now she had grown restless. She realized that it was because of Todd always away. It seemed that he had lost all interest in her. Normally, Wanda would have been extremely thankful that Todd had found someone else to bug, but because she was bored, she decided to find out why. . .
Meanwhile, in the streets of Bayville. . .
People were running and screaming. Somewhere, a child had fallen, and was crying for its mother. The young child's screaming stopped, however, when a tall, dirty-blond hared man with dark red sunglasses came over and scooped the child up in his arms and passed it off to it's mother, who was extremely grateful. She lost all of her gratefulness, however, when she saw what happened when the teen lifted his sunglasses from his face.
"He's a mutant!" escaped the discombobulated mother's mouth. Her husband was a major anti-mutant activist named Robert Kelly. She had best not tell him that his daughter had been saved by a mutant. . .
Meanwhile, in the Xaivier Institute. . .
Professor Xaivier sat quietly at Cerebro, watching the scene from a huge hologram that appeared in front of him. He watched as Cyclops saved that young child in the parking lot. It made him sick that the woman had rejected Cyclops so. Why had all of this happened in the first place? The Brotherhood shouldn't be attacking a school! What had made them snap like that?
Meanwhile, BACK in the streets of Bayville. . .
"Don't do this, Lance!"
"Why not, pretty Kitty?"
"Because something might happen to that fruit-bowl head of yours!" Kitty said as she chucked one of her world famous muffins right at Lance's helmet, shattering it into a million tiny pieces.
"NOOO! That's the third time this week!"
Lance created a fissure in the ground, but stupidly fell into it. Kitty only giggled at the strange display.
MEANWHILE, in the schoolhouse. . .
Jean and Scott were running through the schoolhouse, trying desperately to put out the small fires. Scott wasn't really doing anything, but Jean was making a psychic wind to blow out the fires like birthday cake candles. After all of the fires had been put out, Jean walked over to Scott and faced him with a sad expression on her face.
"Scott, there's something I need to tell you. . ."
Scott, fearing the worst, began to cry.
"Jean, WHY?!?"
"YOU'VE KNOWN ALL ALONG?"
"Huh?" said Scott, momentarily stopping from his blubbering.
"I'm in love with Todd."
"*whew*"
"What?"
"I thought you had found out that I was the one responsible for all of your missing bras lately."
"What? No. Although, that would be the reason I have been having to go without a bra for a week. . ."
"Well, as long as your not mad at me."
"Okay."
"Okay."
They stared at each other for a long time before Scott finally broke the uncomfortable silence.
"I'm gunna miss you, Jean."
"Yea, okay."
Jean walked off without further mentioning of her old love life. Scott had gone back to the mansion to check if Jean's clothes were still in his closet.
MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE SCHOOL!
Toad was anxiously waiting for his love to meet him in the school custodian's closet. A few minutes later, Jean walked in and closed the door. They stared at each other for a long while until Todd spoke.
"Did ya break up with ol' one eye?"
"Yes"
"YEA!"
Todd planted a huge frencher on Jean, who was obviously uncomfortable at first, but settled down after the first 3 seconds or so. The stood there, locking lips, when Wanda stormed into the closet.
"What the hell is going on in here?"
Both Toad and Jean were extremely discombobulated, but relaxed after Wanda suddenly went unconscious after a muffled 'thud'.
Toad and Jean looked around the unconscious Wanda to find Kitty, muffin at the ready, with a little grin on her face.
"Like, what are you doing in here?"
Both stammered, and finally gave up the stammering after Kitty's eyes went blank. She walked like a zombie down the halls of the schoolhouse.
This time it was Jean's turn to smile. Todd instantly knew what was going on and began to grin as well.
Jean walked over and closed the door.
Moans could be heard from the closet for a quite a while.
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Tell me what you thought of it! I always appreciate feedback. It helps people become better authors! In other words, please review!
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The Electric Russian's Crazed Fantasies of XME
Chapter 2
Snookums
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Wanda was bored. She had done everything that needed to be done, and now had nothing to do! She realized that the source of her boredom had come from Toad. He had stopped pining after her, and now she had grown restless. She realized that it was because of Todd always away. It seemed that he had lost all interest in her. Normally, Wanda would have been extremely thankful that Todd had found someone else to bug, but because she was bored, she decided to find out why. . .
Meanwhile, in the streets of Bayville. . .
People were running and screaming. Somewhere, a child had fallen, and was crying for its mother. The young child's screaming stopped, however, when a tall, dirty-blond hared man with dark red sunglasses came over and scooped the child up in his arms and passed it off to it's mother, who was extremely grateful. She lost all of her gratefulness, however, when she saw what happened when the teen lifted his sunglasses from his face.
"He's a mutant!" escaped the discombobulated mother's mouth. Her husband was a major anti-mutant activist named Robert Kelly. She had best not tell him that his daughter had been saved by a mutant. . .
Meanwhile, in the Xaivier Institute. . .
Professor Xaivier sat quietly at Cerebro, watching the scene from a huge hologram that appeared in front of him. He watched as Cyclops saved that young child in the parking lot. It made him sick that the woman had rejected Cyclops so. Why had all of this happened in the first place? The Brotherhood shouldn't be attacking a school! What had made them snap like that?
Meanwhile, BACK in the streets of Bayville. . .
"Don't do this, Lance!"
"Why not, pretty Kitty?"
"Because something might happen to that fruit-bowl head of yours!" Kitty said as she chucked one of her world famous muffins right at Lance's helmet, shattering it into a million tiny pieces.
"NOOO! That's the third time this week!"
Lance created a fissure in the ground, but stupidly fell into it. Kitty only giggled at the strange display.
MEANWHILE, in the schoolhouse. . .
Jean and Scott were running through the schoolhouse, trying desperately to put out the small fires. Scott wasn't really doing anything, but Jean was making a psychic wind to blow out the fires like birthday cake candles. After all of the fires had been put out, Jean walked over to Scott and faced him with a sad expression on her face.
"Scott, there's something I need to tell you. . ."
Scott, fearing the worst, began to cry.
"Jean, WHY?!?"
"YOU'VE KNOWN ALL ALONG?"
"Huh?" said Scott, momentarily stopping from his blubbering.
"I'm in love with Todd."
"*whew*"
"What?"
"I thought you had found out that I was the one responsible for all of your missing bras lately."
"What? No. Although, that would be the reason I have been having to go without a bra for a week. . ."
"Well, as long as your not mad at me."
"Okay."
"Okay."
They stared at each other for a long time before Scott finally broke the uncomfortable silence.
"I'm gunna miss you, Jean."
"Yea, okay."
Jean walked off without further mentioning of her old love life. Scott had gone back to the mansion to check if Jean's clothes were still in his closet.
MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE SCHOOL!
Toad was anxiously waiting for his love to meet him in the school custodian's closet. A few minutes later, Jean walked in and closed the door. They stared at each other for a long while until Todd spoke.
"Did ya break up with ol' one eye?"
"Yes"
"YEA!"
Todd planted a huge frencher on Jean, who was obviously uncomfortable at first, but settled down after the first 3 seconds or so. The stood there, locking lips, when Wanda stormed into the closet.
"What the hell is going on in here?"
Both Toad and Jean were extremely discombobulated, but relaxed after Wanda suddenly went unconscious after a muffled 'thud'.
Toad and Jean looked around the unconscious Wanda to find Kitty, muffin at the ready, with a little grin on her face.
"Like, what are you doing in here?"
Both stammered, and finally gave up the stammering after Kitty's eyes went blank. She walked like a zombie down the halls of the schoolhouse.
This time it was Jean's turn to smile. Todd instantly knew what was going on and began to grin as well.
Jean walked over and closed the door.
Moans could be heard from the closet for a quite a while.
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Tell me what you thought of it! I always appreciate feedback. It helps people become better authors! In other words, please review!