How many times do I tell you I don't own these peoples?! WILL YOU NOT LEAVE ME BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

Hmmmm…ok, here we go.

Aragorn: I think I know why Legolas never had a serious-any-relationship before.

Goth Barbie: Duh. Typical man, afraid of commitment

Legolas: X____________________X

Goth Barbie: Pippin?

Pippin: o.O

Goth Barbie: Aw, now I see why Kayla loves you so much. You're so cute!

Pippin: She does?

Goth Barbie: Uh-huh.

Pippin: HA! EVEN THE ELF CAN'T SCORE WITH HER ONLY MEEE-

Goth Barbie: Naw. Only you.

Pippin:  Sniffs; Hobbit eyes I AM loved…

Aragorn: Speaking of which, where were you last night?

Pippin: Ok, Aragorn, don't freak out but...Arwen

Aragorn: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!

Mr. Tolkien: Turns in grave

Lily: Ah, your…wife, I suppose?

Pippin: mutters He wishes…

Sirius: catcalls

Moony: shudders She's an elf? And a hobbit? Hmmm…I wanna see the kid…

Snape: WHY LORD?! DOES THE PERVERTED-NESS EVER STOP?!?!

Me: No.

Goth Barbie: To Moony, I hope to GOD there isn't a kid…To Me AND HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

Me: Jessica, hun, I'm writing this.

Goth Barbie: Oh yeah…oh no…Gets on knees and bows to space HAVE MEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Snape: Sheesh. What a baby, huh Lord?

Pause

Snape: Lord? LORD?! WHY DON'T YOU AAAAAAAAANSWEEEEEEEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Sirius: Sure…Hmmm...LOOKIE! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! Chases tail

Lily: Hun, you've ALWAYS done that.

Moony: Ya, and you should see him when he's a DOG…

Lily: Shudders

Sirius: Is still trying to figure what Moony just said out

Goth Barbie: Hmmmm…master?

Me: Yes?

Goth Barbie: Could we…maybe…kinda sorta…

Me: Have music?

Goth Barbie: 0___0 HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!

Me: I know all…

Everyone in room: o.O…X_____X…_____

Pippin: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: Good Charlotte?

Goth Barbie: ONLY IF IT'S RIOT GIRL!!!!!

CD Player appears out of no-where.

Goth Barbie: OH MY GOOOD JOOOOEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Pippin: -_- Well FINE…but I thought you loved ME!

Goth Barbie: Wha? Oh-yeah…{}…Yeah sure…Bob?...Marley?…

Pippin: PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!! ___

Goth Barbie: Oh right…tee hee…

CD Player: She's got Tattoos, and piercings…

Legolas: Wha? X___X. NOT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

Goth Barbie: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goth Barbie: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

Goth Barbie: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: YOOOOOUUUUU-

Pippin: PIIIIIIIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

Everyone Else: O.o

Pippin: What?!

Moony: I will tell you-

Pippin: Opens mouth

Moony: If you pay me 10 galleons

Pippin: Shuts it.

Moony: Well FOINE!!!!(Pronounced-Foy-n)

Lily & Sirius: PILLS REMUS!!!

Moony: MAKE ME!

Lily: Fine.

Moony: YOU'LL NEVA TAKE ME ALIIIIIIV-Is cut off when Lily kisses him.

Sirius: X_X What. The. FUCK?!?!

Lily and Remus: Start to make out

CD Player: Police Rescue FBI she wants a ri0t she wants a ri0t…

Goth Barbie: SING IT TO ME JOEL!

Gets stares from everyone but Lily and Remus

Legolas: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One less FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: Heeeee HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...wha's this button do...?)

Goth Barbie: I never said that…

Legolas: moans

Aragorn: Pippin, Peregrin, my dear Pip…

Pippin: Yeah Aragorn?

Aragorn: DID YOU HAVE BLOODY SEX WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!

Goth Barbie: You lied! You said she wasn't your wife!

Aragorn: Yet

Pippin:  No, I didn't have sex with your WIFE…

Just Arwen………………………………………………………………………..DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: DON'T KILL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I will turn you into a bright purple pink polka dotted monster in a yello itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!!!!!! I'M THE ONE WRITIN' THIS BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CD Player: Don't you know that all I really want is yo- Batteries die out

Goth Barbie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha. Really long chapter. No worries. I'll add you peoples in. You'll have your own chapter...maybe.

Anyway, keep reviewing!!!