Mwahahahaha.
Jo, this is your chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I don't own anything, and Jo owns Jo. And Jessica owns Herself too.
Yay for Jo, my most loyal-est-est reviewer.
Gollum: AHEM
Me: Sorry.
NOW THE CHAPTER-
Ok, Profile….
Name: Jo/Joe (Multiple personality disorder….?)JOKE!
Personality: Random, Insane, likes to laugh diabolically, plan the world doom
SHE WILL ANNOY LEGOLAS.
OMG JESSICA HAS COMPETITION
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW The Chapter…
Legolas: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh…
Jo: Hangover?
Goth Barbie: WHO ARE YOU?!
Jo: I'm Jo. Mwahahahahahaha. The author invited meeeeeeeses.
Gollum: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSS!!!! THE AUTHOR HASN'T LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jo: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-
Sirius: FIIIIISSSSHHHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Everyone: o.O
Legolas: Why me?
Jo: You are the chosen one, Obi-Wan (LOL I don't watch Star Wars, I just put that in, so don't bite my ass off for any mistakes.)
Legolas: o____o
Pippin: sniff sniff What about me…?
Goth Barbie: Yeah, uh huh, sure Bob…
Pippin: IT'S PEREGRIN –I MEAN PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goth Barbie: DON'T TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS BOB!!! Is talking to CD Player WHY DON'T YOU AAAAAAANSWEEEEEEEEEEER?!?!?!?!?!?!
Pippin: I am unloved.
Me: Aw Pip, I love you.
Pippin: Really?
Me: Aw I love you, you're so cuuuuute!!! I won't have sex with you like Arwen, 'cause I'm still waitin' for Benji, but ya.
Pippin: Oh that makes me feel better.
Me: Only for you.
Goth Barbie: WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jo: Leeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaassssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Do I WANT to know?
Jo: Uh huh.
Legolas: sighs What?
Jo: Giggles I luv Sirius!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Looks her over. And I love you too.
Jo: ^____________________^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! Glomps
CD Player: ..Blurble…
Goth Barbie: BLUUUURBLE?!?! THAT'S ALL I GET?!?!?!?!?!
Snape: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD?!?!?!?!
Lily: Mmmmmmmm…
Remus: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm…
Sirius: Right-y-o.
Aragorn: Pippin?
Pippin: X_X Y-yea?
Aragorn: Run
Pippin: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!! X______________X!!!!!
Legolas: ^_^ Jealous.
Aragorn: Stops No you HAVEN'T…
Legolas: Haven't what?
Aragorn: Growls
Legolas: o.O ok, Maybe, once…?
Arwen: Ouch.
Aragorn: I KNEW I shoulda picked Eowyn…
Pippin: Nuh-uh
Arwen: Who's EOWYN, luv?
Aragorn: ()…N-no one dear…
Arwen: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Aragorn: Gulp Hee hee hee…
Jo: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
Legolas: X__X
Jo: COME MY MINIONS!!!!
Legolas: Which would be who?
Jo: Mwahahaha. You.
There ya go, Jo.
How did ya like it?