A/N: Wow! Four reviewers! Hey that's enough to get another chapter. I must confess, I haven't played Zelda: The Ocarina of Time in like oh in 4 years… 0_0 YIKES! I need to refresh my memory. This will get random, trust me. I'm currently attending a second school! GAH! The torture! Don't expect another update till I find some sugar. Sorry this chapter is somewhat… er…. Dull…?
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Zelda and Yu-gi-oh belong those who I wish I could be, but if you read this story you should be glad that I don't own them.
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Prologue
Once in the land of Hyrule, or so better known as Dominorule (… just nod your head and go with it all right.) there lived a handsome, regal, young boy who was abandoned by wolfs.
"Wrong story you nitwit…"
Well geez, sorry grouchy imaginary voice! Well, how does it go again? Oh yes, there was once a Prince…
"Have you been drinking?"
NO! I just can't remember the Ocarina of Time plot… Okay I'll just sum it up. (...Stupid non-existent voice…) One day long ago, a young child was abandoned by his mother and was raised by the Yukori!! (It's Kokori, for those of you who would like to know who raised the real character).
"I don't think that's how it goes, your forgetting those details…"
Shut up! And that child was Yami.
"You mean 'Yink', right?"
YES!
"But who in their right mind would abandon Yami?!?!?!?! He's like a God!!!"
…. Leave it to me to have a fan-girl living in my head…. No wait I am one… Let our story begin!
"Yeah a pretty sorry for an excuse story! This is poorly written, plot-less, no good—
Look a Bishie!
(*Imaginary figure leaves only leaving a dust figure of, well, nothing.*)
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Chapter 2: Things get tricky
Cold and wet, Yami pulled himself up onto a block floating in the water, put there as stepping stones, which he failed to notice earlier.
"FREEDOM!!!" Yami exclaimed at no particular reason, however this resulted in falling backwards into the water again. "Crummy, crummy world" he gurgled, while submerged underwater. This time, he decided to walk under the water. As he finally reached the shallow of this what he considered "Monstrous 3-foot deep lake/pond", and started crawling out in exhaustion.
"Land! Oh sweet merciful land, I--!" Yami was only cut off to find himself at the feet of someone. Bringing his eyes up slowly, he dreaded what he saw, for right before him was…
"Hey stupid Pharaoh!" Yami Bakura grinned smugly. "You finally decided your place!"
"Bakura!?!?!" Yami jolted up finding he was at the feet of none other than Yami Bakura..
"The name's Yami Bido" (Yup you guessed it Link fans, Yami Bakura is playing the role of Mido, Link's childhood rival)
Silence fell.
"……"
"……"
"……"
Yami blinked.
Bakura glared.
"……"
"……"
Then the silence was broken as Yami fell to the floor in a fit of laughter
"Stupid Pharaoh, you know nothing!"
"B-B- HA HA B-B-B- HA" Yami just couldn't bring himself to say the words, he kept choking on his laughter.
"ENOUGH!! Look feeble-minded Pharaoh, you have caught me in a bad mood. I was hoping, for personal, evil, reasons that the Great Pegasus Tree would summon me but noooooooooooooooooo it's always you or Yugi. You two are the favorites! You know for once I'd like to hear, 'oh Bakura, we love you, become our Pharaoh and whip us with your almighty power.' But do I even get that, nooooooooo. "
"Um… yes…" Yami backed away slowly from the ranting Yami Bakura, "I'd like to continue going…"
"Then I'd like to hear 'Bakura, we'll hand you the Millennium Items, please you've worked hard enough as it is!' But of course you all have to be big (*CENSORED*) and not let me have it. WHY?!?! Why can't you let me rulel!?!? I wouldn't mind a harem either; Tomb Raiders tend to get lonely… "
Yami's eyes widened.
"I'm only an evil sprit, I've got needs too!!!" Bakura barked. "Anyways..." clearing his voice. "You must first find a sword and shield."
"But, why?" sounding almost childlike responding to Bakura's demands..
"Because!!!"
"Why?"
Bakura began fuming and his breathing changed at an alarming pace. Slowly, he placed his hand over his Millennium Ring "Shadow Game—"
"ALL RIGHT!! I'm going! I'm Going, you old crow--" Not being able
to finish that sentence as Bakura's eyes began to glow. "Whoa…never
saw that before"
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Moments later.....
"Ow… the soreness" Yami groaned dragging himself a small hill, after surving his last encounter. "Now, where to find a sword." As he reached the top of that hill there was a small crack in the wall. Besides the crack in the wall, was a sign clearly stating "Free Sword, only one shadow game. Come crawl on in!"
Bowing his head in defeat, Yami couldn't help but moan in utter annoyance. "Not another Shadow Game. Why can't people just play the game fairly!!! I ought to switch back to Solitaire. NO one dies from Solitaire!"
In the backdrop, Yami sensed a Celtic Guardian calmly walking back and forth at a even pace. "Even if I go in I'll probably have my legs broken to prevent from running away in order to be fed to the darkness. Either that or some sadistic Yami will have me spinning on the wheel of something, every time my life points go down, I spin faster…"
The Celtic Guardian walked behind Yami for the second time. "Who the hell am I talking to anyways?!?! AH! I'm going crazy!"
For the third time, the Celtic Guardian walked passed him from behind. This time Yami's twitched slightly in irritation that someone was behind. And, yet again, that same Celtic Guardian passed by for the fourth time. Being that Yami was exhausted, the Celtic Guardian only furthered his impatience.
Raising his eyebrows mischievously, Yami turned himself to face the Celtic Guardian. As the Celtic Guardian was coming up for another pass, Yami put his foot out and tripped the Celtic Guardian. Dashing as quickly possible, he made a grab for the sword and later would claim, "was left for him to find."
"Score!" Yami cheered, running, but his clean get-away wasn't so clean as he fell once again into that monstrous pond/lake of doom.
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Later....
"All right" drying himself off, "now for the shield"
Though, a Celtic Guardian doesn't own a shield, but unknowing to our hero, he still went on tripping several Celtic Guardians in hopes of finding one. Although he hadn't found a shield, all those Celtic Guardians just happened to have dropped some rupies that were "RIGHTFULLY" found by Yami.
"I'm never going to find a shield… where's some card with a shield walking around when you need one?"
Nearly at a lost, Yami caught the sight of Yami Bakura a.k.a. Bido… HAHAHA… anyways… polishing his Millennium Ring at the front entrance of the Great Pegasus Tree. Thinking of no other means, Yami came up with a brilliant plan. He conjured up that he should just make a wild dash past Yami Bakura and finally meet with The Great Pegasus Tree.
"You are a genius, Yami." Yami said slyly to himself. He estimated that Yami Bakura's reaction time wasn't fast enough and he was sitting too far away to catch him.
"Okay, here I'm off!" He ran but came to a screeching halt, "what the…?"
"Going somewhere, idiot?" Yami Bakura stood, crossing his arms, looking down at him.
"But-I… I-I- you were… I was… I ran--- how the?" Yami spoke at a loss for words.
"You're wearing a skirt and your asking me how this is rational?"
"Good point. Although, how the hell you defined the law of Physics is beyond me."
"Feh" Bakura shrugged. "It just happened"
"Now are you going to let me pass or not?"
End of Chapter 2
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"LAME!! Lame Cliffhanger!"
Oh shut up. What will happen next, will Yami successfully assault Bakura so he may get through to the Great Pegasus Tree? Find out next time!
Oh about Yami falling into that pond a lot, that happened to me WHO knows how many times in the game. I kept falling in!!!
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Random Info: Yami Malik fights against machinery… I'll leave it at that.
Random Ranting: Um… not too much to say right now, Well did anyone see that the first part of the episode of Joey vs. Mako. I literally wanted to weep, it's just not right what they did, Kuriboh shouldn't have to cry like that (Facing a God Card can make any man or fur ball cry)!!!!! LOL… actually if you watch that scene in Japanese, it's hilarious! You can hear Kuriboh go "Kurieee" all terrified of the mighty God of Obelisk. Check it out in Japanese if you can, it's SOO funny!