Author Note: If I owned anything, would it really be these characters?

Ok, never mind, don't answer that…

Ch. 6…

Oh yeah, Goth Barbie, she is Jessica, she owns herself, maybe…no, wait the monkeys own her…

The story…

Jo: So, now that the rating is R…

Sirius: Mwahahahahahaha

Goth Barbie: OK, Pippin, I LIKE you and all, but Kayla, she…ok, the deal is, I LOVE LEGGY!!!

Legolas: o.O Oh no…

Goth Barbie: Leeeeegoooolaaaaassssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: Gulp A-another f-fangirl?

Snape: Do I have fangirls?

Moony: Snorts You. Wish.

Snape: And YOU do?!

Moony: Uh, Ya?

Me: Myself being one of them.

Goth Barbie: MEEE TOOOOO!!!!

Legolas: A-

Goth Barbie: But I love you mooooooore!!!

Pippin: Cute Hobbit Eyes

Me: Aw, I love you too…

Pippin: XD

Me: ...But the whole animal magnetism…

Pippin: L (A/N: Wow. Word IS cool…)

Goth Barbie: Is the CD Player working?

Me: No.

Goth Barbie: Why?

Me: Because I can't be…NICE…can I?

Goth Barbie: Oh…right…

Me: Oh, ow, that hurts.

Goth Barbie: All 'cause MONKEYS ARE BETTER!

Me: PENGUINS!

Goth Barbie:  MOOOONKEEEEYYYYS!!!!!

Me:  PEEEEEENGUUUUUUUUIIIIIIINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

Goth Barbie: Rock!

Me: Paper!

Goth Barbie: Scissors!

Me: Mary!

Goth Barbie: Had!

Me: A little lamb!

Goth Barbie: -_-() You cheated.

Me: 'Cause I can.

Goth Barbie:  o.o. And the teachers say they like you.

Me: All cause I'm special.

Goth Barbie: Riiiight. Special.  Cough Cough of COURSE you are.

Me: y- HEY!

Moony: The story…?

Me: Oh right!

Moony: Sometimes I serious-

Padfoot: Thaaaaaaat's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Goth Barbie: Err…right.

Snape: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssster!!! WHY DO I HAVE NO FANGIRLS?!?!?!

Lily: Cause you're an ugly, greasy git?

Snape: NO…maybe…

Lily: Cough Denial Cough

Voldie: Oh REEEEEEEAAAAAALLY, Evans?

Sauron: Yeah-YEAH WHAT HE SAID!!!!

Aragorn: Holy Fuck…

Sorry! I have been so damn preoccupied…oh well.  Pray for me, so I can get this shit done! PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS!!!!!!!!!!

Also-

I have a fuckin book report to do, so that means MORE GODDAMN DELAY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I know this is short, but they'll get shorter and shorter unless people REVIEW, DAMMIT.

Peace.

Kayla