A/N: Third time must be the charm, right? Well, since I've been playing Zelda: The WindWaker, I got a little nostalgic for Link-kun. It also helped that I got TWO reviewers that convinced me to write another chapter. One is lilagyptian, who is a favorite Author of mine and the other was Kippers. Thanks to you two I'll write another chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The Zelda series and Yu-gi-oh belong to thier respectful owners!
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Chapter 3: The Great Pegasus Tree
"Pharaoh, you've been head-butting me for the last hour… it's sad, very sad." Yami Bakura sighed.
Pushing with all his might, Yami was like a mad-bull trying to push Bakura, but couldn't even budge him an inch. Several times, Yami concocted the idea that if he pushed as hard as he could, maybe Yami Bakura would move out of his way, but alas it proved to be futile. "Almost…g-g-o-t… it!"
Finally, Yami slurred to the floor at the loss of of energy. "Pharaoh, oh stupid, Pharaoh, for shame…" Bakura added.
Taking the chance, Yami kicked Bakura in the shins causing him to hop on one foot. "Ah-ha!" Now was his chance, he ran but again, "Ah, shoot!" Yami Bakura haltered his path again!
"Here, take this" Yami Bakura, sighed, handed Yami an item.
"Dun-Dun-Dwan-Dun!" Yami pointed the item to the sky, and tried to imitate a victory hymn.
"What are you doing Pharaoh?" Yami Bakura arched an eyebrow.
"Don't know.... why'd you give me this?" Yami asked.
"I-I-I… don't know either!!!!" Yami Bakura snapped. "Just go away. Meet the tree already!!"
"But… WHY?!?!" Yami childishly complained, "I need to know!"
"It's called, 'Pharaoh, let's get this stupid gag over with already'?"
"O.K... I guess that's good enough" a evil gleam struck Yugi, "But I'm perplexed. This shield you've given me has… blood?"
"So I killed a couple of Kuribohs, 20 to be exact, I get bored sometimes… no wonder I guard the Pegasus Tree. They must fear me!" Yami Bakura gave a Celtic Guardian a glare, causing him to cower.
Yami took a hard look at the shield, what a crummy shield he thought. He looked up at Yami Bakura imaptient face, "It's a finely crafted shield, it has such fine marksmanship..." he commented, lying of course.
"Oh, well you can see I wielded it with a sharp knife, trying to precisely cut every inch to a beautiful---" Yami Bakura realized the stall for time, "Just get going!"
"But it's scary where the Pegasus Tree… I hear things… strange things…"
"It's only your impending doom Pharaoh. Just go through the pathway--"
"Actually..." Yami interrupted, "it's the thought of being left alone with Pegasus and the ominous eeriness that gets me! I fear nothing!"
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"Oh dear RA, OH DEAR RA!!" Yami jumped up and down in fear. "Man-eating plants!!!" Without thinking, Yami ran as if he'd been caught on fire, his arms flapping everywhere, barely missing the Man-Eating Plant's grasp. "HELP ME!!" Then, he crashed into something or rather someone!
"Pharaoh! Snap out of it!" Bakura grabbed the hysterical Yami by the collar and slapped him twice to bring him back to his senses.
"Thanks Yami Bakura, I needed that" with one swift move, Yami brought his Millennium Puzzle and double-slapped Yami Bakura with it, repeating what Yami Bakura had done, only more painfully.
"OWW!!" Yami Bakura yelped, rubbing his cheeks. "Stupid Pharaoh!"
"Why are you following me anyways?"
"Why not? DAMMIT, Pharaoh, I want to be a star too!"
"Tsh, Good luck!" Yami remarked. "It's Yu-Gi-Oh!"
"Right, not YA-MI-OH!"
"Exactly, not Ya--hey!" Yami protested. "Fine, follow if you like!"
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Yami finaly reached his destination, the Great Pegasus Tree, and was still followed by Yami Bakura.
"What the?" Yami yelled.
"Hello, Yugi-boy" the Great Pegasus was a large Tree, indeed a HUGE, GIGANTIC tree with the face belonging to none other than Pegasus J. Crawford. The Tree was located in an enclosed terrain, allowing only one way in or out. A horrible scenerio for any man that has anything to do with Pegasus.
"AHHH! This is just as scary as the dream!" Yami yelled nearly pulling out his hair. All the while, Yami Bakura stood nonchalantly to the side, chewing on a Deku stick.
"Yugi-boy I have an important task I have to ask of you!"
"Um… sure?" insecurly Yami responded, having no idea what to say.
"I'm afraid evil has put a curse on me," Pegasus stated. "I need for you to go inside of me…."
"Whoa! Whoa! There are some things a Millennium Item holder will not do!!!!"
Off in the way corner, a loud gasp and gagging noises of Yami Bakura rang, "I-I-I-I…cho-c-c-c-ho"
"No! No! You misunderstand! I have a curse and I need you to find the jewel." Pegasus corrected.
"PEGASUS!!!!" Yami shrieked. "AHHH!!! MY VIRGIN EARS!!!"
Of in the way distance, a loud thud ringed, Bakura had passed out.
"… That can't be pretty…" Yami, a.k.a. for this story as Yink stared wide-eyed at the fallen Yami Bakura a.k.a. in this story as Bido.
"Yugi-boy, please stop the curse by entering me. Let me open the entrance for you. The entrance located---"
"AHHHH MIND CRUSH!!!"
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Moments later.
"Perhaps I went overboard?" Yink/Yami chuckled nervously to see nothing but a burnt wood on the ground that was once The Great Pegasus Tree. "… I forgot about the extent of my powers…oh well less work for me! Hey! What's that?" Yami went to inspect a shiny green object on the floor. "COOL, a Dark Magician Card in the shape of a jewel. How odd, and yet mysterious!"
"Hi, I'm the Great Pegasus Tree spout!" A sprout sprang up from the ground.
"AHHH, MIND--!"
"No! Wait! I have valuable information on your fate!"
"Sorry, it's only when I get scared that I Mind Crush someone… It's kind of a defense mechanism, like a skunk, wait…you look awfully familiar…" Yami leaned closer for inspection.
"Why, it is I Croquet, the Great Pegasus sprout!"
"Are you sure? I always thought you were his… never mind… um you were saying?"
"Seeing as you just roasted Master Pegasus there, I'll explain everything! Once I'm done everything will be clear for you" Croquet went on to explain about so-and-so and other stuff. Typical 'this is your fate, you are destined!'
"Do you understand?" Croquet questioned.
"Not a damn word, I keep pushing 'A' " Yami shrugged.
"Just go and meet with the Princess!"
"Oh, all right you stupid sprout…" Yami mumbled
"You'll also need a fairy!" Croquet ordered.
A fairy comes flying in and slams into the wall. Yami formed a teardrop. "Why do I need that for?" pointing to the little pancake figure on the wall.
"To tell you useless information about killing an opponent! And do whatnot to bother you! Now go! Your aiming is terrible!"
"I don't need someone to tell me how to aim!" Yami pulled his sword out and wildly stabbed at the sprout, but missing badly.
"Here let me help you," said the squeaky voiced fairy. "Oh geez, are there supposed to be two of them?"
With the guided help of the mysterious fairy, Yami was able to pierce the evil… oh wait it was innocent… oh geez Yami, you tree killer!
"Thanks for helping me!" Yami smiled at the little bright dot. "AIBOU!?!
"Yes" Yugi grinned, then frowned "Yami, it's me! I'm Yavi, your guide! This is yet another example of how they stereotype me by making me play the shortest character!! " (A/N: This was expected that Yugi would be playing Navi. Yugi+Navi=Yavi)
"Well… yeah… But Aibou, there's no other person I'd rather have on my side then you" Yami chirped.
"Oh, shut up!" Yugi barked, but rather came out as a squeak.
"Ah, your only pretending to be angry" Yami joked as he tried to give him a friendly pat on the back, forgetting that Yugi was a much smaller figure, and thus swatted his Aibou sending him flying into the ground, hard! "ARE YOU OKAY AIBOU!?!?"
"Just… peachy…." Yugi said before passing out.
End Chapter 3
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Hey not bad for another chapter, right? Um don't know if they'll be another chapter, so yeah. Sorry it's kind of rushed, hell I wrote it and I found it to be exactly my kind of humor.
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Random Info: Mokuba is draws fan art too! This appears in the Noah's Arc, get it? Noah's Arc, AHAHAHAHAHA!! Well, Mokuba draws a Blue Eyes White Dragon Card and gives it to his brother, and from then on, Seto vowed to have that card for real!
Random Ranting: Might I say that I'm officially
pissed off at 4kids. Those Death Duels aren't the same as they were
before. Yes, Kaiba and Yugi loss would mean you fall into the Shadow Realm
and not falling to your death from a high altitude. As always,
sarcastic comments are a must for me.