Thank you Sirius gyal for reviewing, I'm glad you like it.

I saw Cold Mountain, which ROCKS, it kicks ass too!!!!!!

GO SEE IT.

YOU.

NOW.

And pweeze, stop acting like I am making money off this, 'cause I assure you that YOU ain't payin me, so I suppose no one is.

Pippin: I like cheese, I like cheese…

Arwen: o.O Right. Legolas?

Legolas: Ya?

Goth Barbie: NO! MY LEGGY. BACK. OFF. BITCH.

Arwen: Oh really?

Legolas: Not another catfight

Sirius Gyal: Mreow.

Sirius: Hahahahahahaha!!LOOKIE! MY NAME'S UP THERE!

Lily: Breathe, breathe and it'll aaaaaall go away.

Arwen: MINE!

Goth Barbie: MINE!

Arwen: MINE!

Goth Barbie: MINE!

Arwen: YOURS!

Goth Barbie: Mine! HA!

Arwen: -_-() Shit. It always works with Aragorn…

Aragorn: And then we like TOTALLY went to the mall! Like omigosh!!!!

Sirius: Jo?

Jo: Sirius?

Sirius: Starts to snog Jo (A/N: Ha. I'm too nice)

Goth Barbie: Hmm…brilliant example….Leggy…?

Legolas: X__X

Goth Barbie: Aw, how cute, he's sleeping…

Fangirls: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww…

Random Dude in my Head: YAY FOR VOLDIE!

Voldie: Speaking of which

Snape: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssster, my preciousssssssssssssssssss…

Voldie: EW YOU HOMO!

Aragorn: HEY DON'T BE DISSIN' US MISTER SO LAST SEASON!!!

Sauron: HE'S supposed to be a freakin' KING

Sirius: Riiiiight there…

Jo: ^_^

Sirius Gyal: MINE! SIRI IS MIIIINE!!!!

Jo: MINE!

Sirius Gyal: MIIIIIINE!!!!!

Jo: YOURS

Sirius Gyal: HA!

Jo: o.O Dammit…

Sirius Gyal: Siiiiiiriiii….?

Voldie: STOP IT SNAPE! YOU CANNOT HUMP MY LEG!

Legolas: Woke up as he said this o.O Faints.

Fangirls: YOU HURT LEGGY!

Me: Muahaha. I shall rule yoooouuu!!!!!!

Goth Abrbie: GET HIM!!!!!

Mwahahahaha. A cliffhanger for all ya'll Legolas fans.

Anyway, review, and I need Ideas of torture, fangirls…?

FEED THE BUTTON RIGHT THERE-

NO! DO NOT CLICK THE ESCAPE BUTTON!

NO! NOT THE 'X' BUTTON EITHER!!!

THE 'GO' BUTTON YOU MORON!!!!!!!