A/N: Hey! I guess I will revive this story after all! Well to tell you the truth I'm one to write for myself and only me. I think for every story I've had, the first two chapters were written before I posted them up and were for my sole entertainment. It takes a lot, especially for me to post stories. At first this story was as practice, then my second story was another test for my writing style, and my third story turned out to be the most successful, but the third had the same type of humor as this story (*light bulb clicks*).
I'll keep this short. I wrote this and I COMPLETELY forgot what
I was planning to do with this story! (*Sweatdrop*). It'd been
a nearly 4 months when I had written the first two chapters… Actually,
since I'm sort of a perfectionist, (what do you mean you 'can't tell'?)
I wanted to go by the game's plot as best as I could… I can't remember
anything past the forest! I think it was the most haunting for me,
its stuck in my head! I spend the most time trying to get away from that
blasted place! Forget Ganondorf, that forest was the challenge!
…The nightmares I had!
prep-empress86 – Is it true to the game's story…? I don't know, I thought I was screwing up the game and tarnishing it
Nemesis – I love Kuriboh too, but Bakura doesn't!
lilagyptian – My fav. Author! I think I'm writing only for you! I hope I don't kill this story by making it even more plot-less or dumb. I'll try my best! Thanks for the inspiration!
SennenHimemiya – I fell for a WHOLE lot of reasons! Number one, I'm greedy, so I wanted to get the rupies… forgot how, but yeah you win some rubies if you jump the platforms a lot. Number two, I didn't' want to go around, so I cut through. Number three, when I tried to go around I ended up soaked. I was somehow, naturally attracted to the water! Your review gave me an idea for this chapter, sorry I keep over using that gag in this chapter!
Disclaimer: Now, Link! He come to town!... whoops been listening to that System of a Down song "The Legend of Zelda" Download it if you can. I own nothing!
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Chapter 4: Out of the forest!
"Aibou…?!?!? Ah, don't tell me I killed my own fairy… I can sense the 'Game Over' scene happening right about now…" Yami groaned, behind him the screen started to give off a little black coloring.
"Urgh…"
"Aibou! Thank Ra, I don't want to go through without 'SAVING'… people…" Yami fidgeted slightly with his collar, indicating his nervousness. "The important thing is that you're all right! Your wing's broken, but it's all good!" Yami/Yink cheered, scooping up Yugi/Yavi with hands.
"Yami!! I can see the light!!!!!!"
"That's only you, Aibou! You're just a speck of light!"
"Oh… good I thought I was dying…" Yugi sighed, feeling relieved. "Is… Yami Bakura—"
"It's Bido!" Yami corrected.
"Um, yes, is he dead? He looks well done…."Yami turned to see what Yugi was looking at, Yami Bakura laid in the corner completely charred. "Did you just kill him??!?!"
"No! I swear I didn't do anything to him! The forest burned by itself! There are just Deku seeds and sticks lying all over the place! It's a fire hazard waiting to happen! My Mind Crush had NOTHING! You hear me, NOTHING, to do with a flamed Yami Bakura and The Pegasus Tree!"
"I didn't say anything about a Tree or even a Pegasus one. Yami! Have you been smoking any of those Deku sticks?" Yugi glared at Yami, as he whistled looking the other way, ignoring Yugi "…I was just asking… looks like he's still alive, but he'll have your dead carcass before him if we don't' leave soon."
"Give me a sec, Aibou" Yami looked at his own reflection in the sword he held, "Dearest Ra, I'm chibi-fied!"
"Didn't you notice you were shorter?"
"No, I thought I was in your body!" Yami responded, referring to Yugi's short body.
"I'll kill you!" An enraged Yugi began to take several bites at Yami's hand, unhappy with Yami's comment about his height.
"Stop that Aibou… it tickles!"
Yugi sighed deeply, "I give up…"
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At the entrance of the Great Deku Tree.
"I feel bad for leaving Bakura behind. Great, now I feel guilty!" Yugi pouted.
"I don't know Aibou," Yami said, he was currently busy attending to Yugi's wings as he walked. "He didn't seem to be protesting…"
"Of cour- never mind…" Yugi sighed, as he flew out crookedly of Yami's clutches, his wings somewhat repaired. "So, were supposed to go to find Princess—will you stop that!"
Cleaning out his ears, Yami looked up, "What? OH… sorry… I wasn't listening…"
"As you know--" Yami nodded responding 'yes' 'uh-huh' 'sure' as he drowned out all the information that Yugi had told him, "--So that's how you beat the game in an hour… do you understand?"
"Huh? What? Press 'A'!!!…I mean… Yes! Yes, I understand!" Yami responded to Yugi's question.
"Good let's get going!"
"Wait! I see a Rupy!" Yami pointed to the pond.
"No Yami!" SPLASH "I thought as much…"
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Together, the team walked out of the Yukori village. Before they could make it halfway across the bridge that suspended above the Forbidden Forest, a voice called out to them, "STOP!"
"Huh?" Both Yugi and Yami responded simultaneously.
"Yink! Wait!"
"It's the coppers, RUN!" Yami yelled.
"Yami! It's only Tea!" Yugi explained. (A/N: Yes you guessed it, Saria, Link's childhood friend is being played by Tea!)
"Yink, you finally have a Hikari (A/N: Get it? Instead of Fairy it's Hikari! AHAHAHA!)" Tea waved as she ran up to them.
"Um sure… Tea I've always had one… no wait! I'm the boy without a Hikari they've been talking about, aren't I?!!?!" Yami moaned. "WHY does this happen to the only good looking Yukori!!
"I'm right here!" Yugi stated the obvious. "Remember, I'm supposed to help you on your quest! Will you listen to me!?" Yami went on looking in different directions, not even bother to hear Yugi yet again. He should listen to his Hikari; they don't bother you in the middle of an intense battle, throwing you off balance, for not just any reason!
"Here, Yink, I give this to you!" Tea held out her hand, Yami obliged and took the item from her hand. "A gift to remind you of your friend Taria!" (A/N: Tea+Saria=Taria)
"I got me a Ocarina, and not just any Ocarina, the Millennium Ocarina of Time!" Yami proclaimed as he jumped up and pointed to the sky.
"Wait! Yami!" Yugi screamed, but it was too late! With all the jumping up and down, the bridge began to rock, knocking poor Tea off.
"AIEEE!!!!" THUD. "I'm okay…" Tea rather slurred called out.
Yami cringed, "that's gotta hurt…!"
"Your not satisfied till everyone winds up injured or dead!!" Yami screamed.
"Pretty much…. Oh don't worry Aibou, rulers are supposed to be sadistic… I think… maybe it's a Pharaoh thing!"
"How comforting…!" Yugi rolled his eyes.
"Watch out, Grandpa!" Yami warned, "Your next!"
Yugi, the fairy, slapped himself in utter annoyance. This was going to be one of those days
And so they exited the Yukori village to setting off the beginning of the adventure that would lead them into utter peril.
"Um… guys?" Tea called out.
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"Out of the forest at last!" Yami stretched his weary arms. "Oh, well that's it for me, I'm going home!" He turned around heading back to his tree house in the Yukori Village.
Before Yami could return to the place HE JUST CAME FROM, to their surprise a strange owl came from out of nowhere.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Yami trembled
"AHH It's probably going to eat me!! I'm small and surely edible! Come wings, FLY!" Yugi tried to escape but he was moving so incredibly slow, and probably moved only an inch. "Ah, shoot! I'm doomed to die!"
"Hello Yink, Yavi!"
"It knows my name!!!!!!" Yami cowardly yelped.
"Will the both of you idiots stop that!?!?" yelled the owl, as Yugi continued to move at .01 inch per hour, and already, Yami had fallen into the river that ran through the land.
"Look Pa! I found us some dinner!" a young red-haired female yelled.
"Uh-oh!" the owl hooted. He took to the sky.
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Meanwhile,
"Wings! Fly FASTER! He's gaining on me!" Yugi screamed, not noticing that the owl's departure and that he really hadn't moved at all!
"AH!! I'm being SLOWLY swept away! Help me Hikari!" pleaded
Yami as he was fighting for dear live against those not-so-fast moving
waves.
End Chapter 4
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Pretty stupid, huh? I have a thing for Press the A button gag and the falling into the water. I'll stop after a while, but it happened SO many times to me, it can't be helped.
I personally get too involved into video games I read everything that anyone says, but most of my friends and relatives don't. I don't bash, I have nothing against Tea or Pegasus at all, even though it looks like it. I can't recall what happens at this moment after this scene, so I'm skipping parts. I'd rather get rid of them as soon as possible to avoid going into too much details. Wait for the next chapter of MOOT!
Random Info: Purpose of this was to give some of you some insight on the Japanese version. Um... lemme see... Originally, the rod belonged to High Priest Seito (Seto Kaiba). Pegasus, Bakura, and Malik aren't the 6 priest of the past! So far, from what the manga has published, Past Bakura attained the Mill Ring (not telling you how!) and took it for himself.
Random Ranting: Well, 4Kids does a poor job in
dubbing, but I have to say thanks to them for at least introducing the
series to me!