A/N: I SWEAR I have writer's block! So Yami and Yugi aren't going to accomplish much in this chapter. One more character introduction and even more stupid gags and puns in this chapter. I PROMISE that next chapter will be longer and much more packed with… randomness? Naw, I think this chapter is random enough, I'll stick to the story. Sorry, this chapter lacks that sassy, yet not so sassy, power that the other chapter's had. Anyways, thanks for the support!
lilagyptian – The support you give me! I can keep writing, even if it doesn't' come out the way I inteded. Hm… I think this story will go to multiple chapters. I think once school's over then I'd be able to bring out my more creative writing. Please bear with me, I'm just too tired! But I don't want to stop writing, no matter how stupid it may be. Just a sign to keep improving. By the way, please continue with your story "Too many on an Island"
Princess Ria – Somehow I think dirty things when I play Rated E games and pure one's when playing Rated M… I need to seek professional help, don't I?
SennenHimemiya – When you asked me how many times I landed in the water, an idea sparked! I'm serious, I interpret a lot from a review. So keep reviewing, because if not, a chapter like this one may turn up!
Kippers – WAH! Thank you awesome reviewer. I'm glad you think so! Hope to hear from you soon!
Disclaimer: If I owned anything, do you think I'd make a story so weird,
and spoof my own show. If you didn't know the answer to that, then
no I dont' own anything!
Chapter 5: Still not getting places
At some point, Yami a.k.a. for the purposes of this story is Yink, finally reached the end of the semi-long river of 'death'
"Boy this quote death unquote river sure is cold…" Yami sat at the bank of river, sitting cross-legged and becoming rather impatient. "Where's my Aibou, I look less insane when talking to myself!"
"I'm here Yami"
Yami shifted his eyes upward to find Yugi nestled in his long green hat. "I can here it now, the cries of a thousand fan girls…" It was indeed a cute situation, a chibi, green clothed Yami was staring at his young, adorable fairy on top of his hair.
The ground rumbled.
"Oh Kami-sama what's that?" Yugi and Yami stared at one another.
"This is just like that movie, Star Wars! When the Wookie shook the surrounding area and ate a goat!"
"That's the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, Yami!"
"Quickly, separate!" Yami shouted, as they did the rumbling stopped. Never EVER create a cut scenario between the hot Yami and lovable Yugi, because you never know when fan girls can come rushing in, destroying the peaceful land Dominorule.
"Where to go? So many choices, so many homes to burn down with my awesome might, so little time…" Yami stood in the middle of a wide open field, "Say, Yugi, when did it just get dark all of sudden?"
Looking around, the sky had indeed turned into evening. "I've been standing here for only five minutes!" a moment passed till Yami's loud scream echoed the land, "AH EVIL SILVER FANGS!!"
From out of nowhere, several, undead Silver Fangs surrounded Yami. "Yugi, help me! Help me!" Yami madly swung his sword, somehow managing to destroying all the Silver Fangs that surrounded him.
"Yami!" Yugi squeaked, who was of being slowly roasted over a turner by some Silver Fangs.
"Oh, Yugi, thank goodness you're okay!"
"Does it look like I'm okay!!!!!?!?!"
"Well you look a bit tasty…"
"Yami, we need to work on our communication skills" Yugi narrowed his eyes. "Will you help me get free!!"
"You smell kind of… savory…"
"HELP ME NOW!" Yugi barked.
With some hesitation, Yami drew his sword from his sheath and prepared for an attack. "All right, Silver Fangs… make my day!"
And by sheer coincidence again, five minutes past and the Silver Fangs disappeared as fast as they came… how CORNY is that!!!!
"Yami! Please, stop pouring A1 sauce on me!"
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At last, Yami and Yugi made it to the foot of the infamous, yet small Dominorule Market Place, a small sector of Dominorule where you have to see the same people the whole day. It was indeed hell!
"Finally…"Yami sighed in relief, he took one step, and quickly stopped. "Oh no! I'm not falling for that one again! There's no way I'm going to fall into that water aga—OOFF" Sure enough, Yami avoided the water, but he'd forgotten that the draw bridge was coming down, and thus Yami ended up on being flatten.
"Yami! Oh sweet merciful, Pegasus Tree!" Yugi cried.
"Look, I'm okay Yugi" Yami pulled his head out, unharmed.
"I figured as much…" Yugi bowed his head in exasperation "Yami you should be more careful! I'm not going to even ask how you survived that head trauma… "
"Then quit with your women troubles and let's get going!"
"Yami...why even bother...?" Yugi sighed, as he followed Yami into the market place of Dominorule.
At the market place,
"What the--? They're…"
"I know Aibou! Who knew they were having a sale! 25% off potions. I save one whole rupy!"
"Yami! That's not it! They're moving in sync!"
"Yugi, I won't judge your taste in music…"
0"Not, N*Sync!!" Yugi rambled incoherently, as they went further beyond the market place, and made their way to the entrance of Dominorule Castle.
Huffing and wheezing, Yami stopped walking as soon as he was close to the gate. "Phew, made it up that small hill. I need to get in shape!"
"Look here you [bleep] guard, you better let me [bleep] in!" a short red haired girl yelled. "Please, don't make me make you an offer you can't refuse. I just lost that owl that was intended for dinner; please don't make me resort to eating those [beep] cows. Even if they think they own the place, I don't want eat such things. I can't eat chicken either, the chicken mafia won't like it if I ate one of it's own."
"Hey, you!" Yami approaches the girl and swipes the egg, "Gimme that?"
"Yami! What are you doing?" Yugi asked baffled.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm hungry I want to eat some scrambled eggs!" he took the egg into his clutches, but that egg began to crack. "It hatched! Well whatta ya know? It's still edible."
"No! Yami, you can't. If you cross the chicken mafia in any way by hurting one of their own, they'll peck you to death and throw you into that two-feet river! Imagine! That cold river!"
"Hey you!"
"Wow, it's Serenity!" Yugi called.
"Yugi!" Serenity searched her pocket and pulled out a blindfold, tied it over her eyes, and as sweetly as possible said, "Oh, Yugi. I hope to see my brother duel!" (A/N: Serenity is playing the part of sweet Malon! Serenity + Malon = Salon…. Okay… weird….)
"Oh, Serenity, don't worry you'll see soon" assured Yugi.
"Thank you! Yugi, please come visit me at my farm later. I'm waiting for my business partner… er… father! I think he's drunk… I mean sleeping somewhere in the palace! If you see him tell him the deal is going down soon!" Serenity sweetly smiled.
"Sure Serenity, anything for you!"
The two watched as Serenity made her way out, using a Deku stick as a guide. Along the way though, Serenity had tripped over a rock, and in anger she yelled, 'screw this!' toke her bandage off and threw it on the ground. Then she went on her merry way!
"Yami! We're going to have to get into the castle, somehow, look for a way!"
"No need Yugi, the guard's already down! I love this sword, I just hit him over the head and… why, hello guard man! I don't know how my sword was able to give you that bruise—HEY! Let go of me!"
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"Great Yami, you just got us kicked out, now we're back into the Market Place. We have to waste another minute climbing up to the palace gates! The chicken's was also stolen from us!"
"I have an idea, let's burn the palace down!"
"Oh brilliant idea, Yami, let's destroy THIS ENTIRE STORY AND HAVE IT OVER WITH---" Yugi stopped in mid-sentence, pondering for a moment, the key players would die in an inferno!. "No! You can't Yami, you'd burn innocent people!"
"…Too late?" Yami stared wide-eyed.
"Wha…? AHHHHHH! Dominorule castle is in flames!!!"
End of Chapter 5
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Again, another attempt to be funny. I'm not going very quickly, now am I? I'm just taking it slow… slow is good!
Review, and sorry this chapter sucks!
Random Info: Hmmmm.... oh yeah, there's a side story premering in Japan. The new series is called Doom! .
Random Ranting: I think I will officially STOP
watching YGO in English, besides I have those episodes on DVD. I
don't want another headache!