Sorrie that my first chapter was so short, but I had to go bed LOL XD!! I want to thank a few more people who've helped cuz their the bestest friends evr!!!!! Thanks to Liz for proffreading, like, oops, my spellchekre is having problems, and thanks to Elephant-girl for the inspiration, and B and luvarogorn4eva and S-sama for the idears!!!
Diamond and Starrie rode south for many days until they saw a tall, pointy, spikey, shiny black tower carved with spikes. As they rode closer they heard voices yelling out, "HELP US!! PLEASE SAVE US!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" and they saw Merry and Pippin being dragged threw the gate by ugly-dudes. Diamond and Starrie drew their daggers and charged like the wind itself towards the gate, but they could only get there just milliseconds after the gate shut.
"OH NO!! WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!!!!!" Starrie said.
"But how?" Said Diamond, kicking the gate.
Starrie got an idea "I KNOW!!! I heard about Magical Walking Trees in some of these forests! We should find them and get them to help!!"
Diamond cheered, "Yay!!! That's a great idea!! Let's go!!!!!"
Diamond and Starrie rode into the forest and marveled at how pretty it was. The Cherry trees were in bloom and flower petals fell all around them. Diamond picked some flowers and put them in her hair. "WOW!!!! The cherry blossoms are so PRETTY!!!"
"Barum!! Thank you, fair maidens. These are my own cherry trees." With that one of the prettiest cherry trees stepped forward and looked at the hobbitesses. (AN: I know Treebard doesn't really have flowers, but wouldn't it be, like so KEWL if he did? I love cherry blossoms, like totally)
"It's a Walking Tree! Yay!!" said Starrie.
"My name is Treebard." said the tree.
"You have to help us!! Our friends are prisoners in Isenguard!!!" said Diamond.
"Barum! Isenguard! That Eivl wizard Saryman lives there!! He cut down my prettiest trees!! I'll help you!!"
Treebears gathered an army of Walking Trees together and they followed Diamond and Starrie to Isenguard. The trees then broke the rocks and threw them around and it was really cool!! But they couldn't get into the tower, so Diamond and Starrie climbed up, into one of the windows, and found Merry and Pippin who were all tied up.
"Pippin!!! I'm here to save you!!" said Diamond.
"Merry!!! I'll untie you!" said Starrie.
"We're saved! Thank you! I've missed you so much!" said Merry and Pippin at the same time.
"Wait a second..." said Diamond, "You're not gay and you didn't run off leaving us behind so you could be together did you?" Diamond loomed over the tied up hobbits dangerously.
"And you haven't gone and left us for other girlfriends, have you?" Starrie toyed with her dagger.
Even if either of these HAD been the case Merry wasn't dumb enough to have said so. Luckily for him it wasn't, and so Pippin had no reason to accidentally blab anything either, and instead replied with a rather befuddled stare.
"What? No, of course not!" Merry assured the Hobbitesses, who then untied them happily.
They all snuck out of the tower together and went to the gatehouse where there was a ton of food and they ate it.
Diamond and Starrie rode south for many days until they saw a tall, pointy, spikey, shiny black tower carved with spikes. As they rode closer they heard voices yelling out, "HELP US!! PLEASE SAVE US!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" and they saw Merry and Pippin being dragged threw the gate by ugly-dudes. Diamond and Starrie drew their daggers and charged like the wind itself towards the gate, but they could only get there just milliseconds after the gate shut.
"OH NO!! WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!!!!!" Starrie said.
"But how?" Said Diamond, kicking the gate.
Starrie got an idea "I KNOW!!! I heard about Magical Walking Trees in some of these forests! We should find them and get them to help!!"
Diamond cheered, "Yay!!! That's a great idea!! Let's go!!!!!"
Diamond and Starrie rode into the forest and marveled at how pretty it was. The Cherry trees were in bloom and flower petals fell all around them. Diamond picked some flowers and put them in her hair. "WOW!!!! The cherry blossoms are so PRETTY!!!"
"Barum!! Thank you, fair maidens. These are my own cherry trees." With that one of the prettiest cherry trees stepped forward and looked at the hobbitesses. (AN: I know Treebard doesn't really have flowers, but wouldn't it be, like so KEWL if he did? I love cherry blossoms, like totally)
"It's a Walking Tree! Yay!!" said Starrie.
"My name is Treebard." said the tree.
"You have to help us!! Our friends are prisoners in Isenguard!!!" said Diamond.
"Barum! Isenguard! That Eivl wizard Saryman lives there!! He cut down my prettiest trees!! I'll help you!!"
Treebears gathered an army of Walking Trees together and they followed Diamond and Starrie to Isenguard. The trees then broke the rocks and threw them around and it was really cool!! But they couldn't get into the tower, so Diamond and Starrie climbed up, into one of the windows, and found Merry and Pippin who were all tied up.
"Pippin!!! I'm here to save you!!" said Diamond.
"Merry!!! I'll untie you!" said Starrie.
"We're saved! Thank you! I've missed you so much!" said Merry and Pippin at the same time.
"Wait a second..." said Diamond, "You're not gay and you didn't run off leaving us behind so you could be together did you?" Diamond loomed over the tied up hobbits dangerously.
"And you haven't gone and left us for other girlfriends, have you?" Starrie toyed with her dagger.
Even if either of these HAD been the case Merry wasn't dumb enough to have said so. Luckily for him it wasn't, and so Pippin had no reason to accidentally blab anything either, and instead replied with a rather befuddled stare.
"What? No, of course not!" Merry assured the Hobbitesses, who then untied them happily.
They all snuck out of the tower together and went to the gatehouse where there was a ton of food and they ate it.