A/N: Again, I've returned! This chapter is VERY weird, but I felt I might as well write it anyways. I was supposed to write this part in the last chapter, but before I knew it I got lazy and ended with the castle burning out… or did it? Ha! Read on, and let's finally meet the princess!
Ybewd - Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! If you ever do play a Zelda game, play the Ocarina of Time, it's the best one. I can complain a lot of the dub, but it's fascinating to see how they try to make 'their way' believable! Seriously, quite intriguing.
prep-empress86 – I always laugh when people review my writings, it makes me laugh how weird I write. I loved my idea on the chicken mafia; it made sense if there was one! I'm trying to add horror to the fic by having the chickens be menacing… LOL I'm laughing at that statement… I'm REALLY weird I tell ya! I thank you, once again, for being a cool reviewer!
lilagyptian - I'd make a shrine to you, if I weren't so lazy! You're awesome! I love the way you review me and the 'darling' added that extra touch! I thought Serenity and Malon's name combined sounded weird, but I think I'll stick to my original naming system. It's more fun that way! I explain why I burned the castle down in this chapter, so don't worry the story shall go on! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being so supportive!
SennenHimemiya – Hey, first things first! If you have Inu-yasha, can I have Sesshomaru? He's SO MINE! Anyways, during the game I had a tendency to light the whole field on fire or have a drought or something, why can't games be more realistic? I swear those chickens were out to get me. So I beat them up a couple of times, it's so tempting!!! Thank you once again for reviewing. I'm VERY happy that you do!
Crystal Kitty – Chicken mafia is a big hit! I want to endorse them now, if I had the money to avoid the lawsuits… damn… I thank you for saying this is a good fic, it makes me want to write more! More!! Thanks for reviewing!
Disclaimer: I own nada! If I could own Link at any point, I'd probably ravish him so much that he'd never be the same again. I don't own anything!
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Chapter 6: Princess of Dominorule
"Oh…no" Yugi sulked.
"This is all your fault somehow Yugi!" Yami glared.
"Me!? Who's the one with the lighter and the one with fire tendencies?"
"I know!" Yami exclaimed, and then bewildered asked "who?"
"Yami…" an exhausted Yugi sighed.
"Well, that's the end to… hey this isn't Dominorule castle!" Yami proclaimed as he picked up a wooden sign from the charred grounds.
Peering over Yami's shoulder, Yugi read off what was readable of the sign " Your right! This castle belonged to some princess that letter's began with… "P", looks like the two other letters are missing and it ends with –CH…. Hey look there's a red hat over there!"
Yami and Yugi, well Yami anyways, ran over to pick up the red hat that lay on the floor. "Look it has an "M" on it. What could it be? …Marco? …Mark? OH RA COULD IT BE MALIK!! Oh don't let it be so! I'd be so BORED with only a duel against Joey and Kaiba in the finals of Battle City! Friendship and rivalry can get sooooooooo boring!"
"What a minute! There's also another hat over there! And it's Green! Looks like it has a "L" on it"
"Oh RA NO, not … LISHID?" Yami yelled.
"It's Rishid, not Lishid! Look there's another one! This one's yellow and has a W!"
"OH RA NO, not Weevil! Wait, never mind he can just die for all I care! That's what he gets for messing with the all mighty Yami!"
"NO, Yami, we don't know any of these people!" Yugi corrected. "These don't belong to any of our gang!"
"Since when have we had a gang?" Yami gasped. " I've been involved in illegal activities?!?!"
"What I meant was, they don't belong to this story or in our group of characters! So don't worry about it! Well you'll have to worry about mass-murder charges that have to be made later... let's just proceed to the real Dominorule castle. Now, no one will ever know about the castle next to Dominorule castle." Yugi sarcastically added, "Thanks a lot Yami"
"Okay" Yami merrily spoke, as he took a couple of steps he tripped over a large object. "HEY! Who put this 'GREEN' pipe here?"
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Moving on….
"Yay! I made it to the entrance of the real castle!" Yami cheered. "And in incredible timing!" (A/N: blame it on my laziness why don't ya Yami!)
"I'm almost relieved, yet I feel as something ominous will happen, I just know it" Yugi said.
"Hey, you kid!" the guard yelled.
"Thought so" Yugi sighed.
"Please, step in through the gates. I'm afraid that the latest shipment from the chicken mafia for their 'goods' came in. We're all pretty much disoriented from the product, to notice you go by, so please step inside."
"How convenient!" Yami goofily grinned. Yugi, on the other hand, slapped himself to wake from the shock. Yugi had been doped.
As they walked across the large garden, they ran into several guards and none of them stopped them. Even when Yami walked behind a couple of them and swung his sword's at them, all they had said was "jolly good!" The chicken mafia is indeed an evil one!
They eventually ended up taking the back way through, mainly because they were lost and had no other choice since the draw bridge operator for the castle was swinging about like he was Tarzan..
As they were about to turn a corner, they say a man passed out in front their path.
"AH, it's a bum!" Yami yelled.
"No, it's Santa Claus!" Yugi rolled his eyes.
"IT IS? Wait, Yugi, you know how gullible I am!"
"Just wake him up, Yami! Try using the chicken we lost and could have eaten!"
"I'll just do it the old fashion way…" Yami lifted his leg and began kicking the unconscious man. "Wake up, damn you!"
"Urgh" the man uttered. "I must have gotten so drunk from the milk we produce… wait! Are you with the FDA!?!" (A/N: I think it's the Federal Drug Administration)
"No. We're from this show called, "King of Games" of something like that…" Yami grinned.
"Well then, THERE'S NOTHING ADDED TO OUR MILK TO GIVE IT THAT EXTRA "FLAVOR"!!!"
"Okay, Okay calm down. Uh, your "daughter" asked us to find you!" Yugi said. "Or at least I think she did, actually I don't even care if she did, you're in our way!"
"If you put it that way, I'm Palon!" (A/N: Guess what, I couldn't come up with anyone else so….)
"Hey, Aibou, isn't that the freak that we fought for Mai's sake… horror or something like that?"
"Panik" Yugi said. (A/N: Yes, Panik will play the part of Talon! Talon + Panik = Palon!)
"What for? I'll just duel him and kick his assets!"
"Why you little!" Panik was about to attack when he looked to see an angry chicken staring at him from behind. It was giving him that menacing glare! You could barely hear that background they usually play for horror movies. "Uh… gotta! Please visit me at the farm later, I have all the stuff you need for that extra "boost" in the morning!"
With that, Panik ran passed Yami and Yugi.
"Okay then... Yami, you're going to have to crawl through that vent over there by pushing those crates so you can jump high enough to cross that small stream of water between the castle and here." Yugi ordered. "Yami? Yami? Where are you?"
"Sorry Aibou! Yami peered his head behind a hidden door he somehow discovered. "I found this door, you actually thought I would do such a thing as to jump! I could break a leg and the whole show will fall apart. What's the world without Yami?"
"A better one" Yugi mumbled. "Okay Yami, let's meet the princess!"
"Well, duh!" Yami pouted.
After passing several, giddy guards with no effort at all, they found a small figure standing in the middle of a green opening. The small figure was around Yamis size, and was peering through a mirror.
"Yeah Baby, Take it off" the figure cheered at the window.
"We must approach with caution, this is the Dominorule princess of course!"
"HIYA!" Yami shouted at the top of lungs, ignoring Yugi, and starling the princess.
The princess jumped and turned to come face-to-face Yami and Yugi.
"OH HOLY!!! THIS IS DRAMATIZING!!!" Yugi and Yami yelled together.
"What?" Malik angrily yelled. "This authoress ran out of female characters!"
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"You're probably saying 'you evil bitch' but guess what I am EVIL! EVIL!! I'm evil! Don't worry this a NON-Yaoi fic! I just had an idea that solved my Triforce problem. You'll see in the next chapter! Sorry this was anti-climatic cliffy! I'm excited to write the next chapter peoples! See ya till then!
By the way, if my hints didn't make things clear, Yami burned down Peach's
castle from the Super Mario gaming series. I'm sorry I had the idea
after playing Super Smash Bro's Melee.
Random Info: In Yugi and Joey's Death Duel, when Yugi is crying, he actually says, "Joey, I love you" More or less, he loves him as a dear friend.
Random Ranting: I'm wondering, how on earth are they going to dub the death duel between Yugi and Joey? Come on people, it's going to be a challenge and pretty hard to cover up!