A/N: AFTER you read this chapter, look to the bottom and read. It could answer some questions you might have.
Well I'm back and this chapter contains two new characters! The roles of Ganondorf and Impa will be revealed.
By the way, can someone help me on this, how many sages were there and what their names are? All I remember is the Light Sage, the Forest Sage, the Water Sage and the Fire Sage. Help, please?
Other than that, a lot of my reviews got deleted, but I don't mind, I did receive them and that's all that matters. They weren't posted up, but it meant a lot that I even got them. To those who reviewed twice, you guys really care, thanks!
To my reviewers
SennenHimemiya – Yeah I did the same, I forgot to mention this before. I talked to my buddy one time when we first played. I just finished watching a "Godfather" parody, can't remember, and I told her, "wouldn't it be freaky if they were in a mafia. They're probably watching us were we can see! Where's first person view when you truly want it!" So that's my story. You're another one of my beloved Reviewers. I have a lot now! I love talking to you guys. Thank you again, I don't mind thanking you guys, if you guys praise me. I ought to return the favor! To answer your questions, look to the bottom, I hope I explained a bit as to why the story is the way it is! Before I forget, I'm still laughing at that article you wrote! Could you send it again, my stupid AOL lost it! Bye!
lilagyptian – I used you idea for Mario! I thought it would be so awesome if I did. I couldn't stop cracking up when I saw your review on that idea. I was being lazy in the last chapter, I drugged the guards, I made Yugi find secret passageways, yup, I was being too easy. I'm writing another fic, which does some justice to the lack of girls. BUT that's not the reason why I chose Malik as the Princess. Please, if you don't mind, read the Author's note at the bottom, it will explain why. Thank you once again for reviewing, I feel so uplifted when you do!
Crystal Kitty – I have played the Zelda the Wind Waker and beat it! Whoo-hoo! I hit the pig a couple of times too, thinking nothing would happen and it TRAMPLED me! It's evil! It's working in cahoots with the Chicken Mafia! (I swear I love that idea!) Being chased by BOTH chicken and pigs scare me. You know what, they were just ASKING to be abused! It's hard to resist the urge! Thanks for reviewing!
Ybewd – Yup, I recommend you do play the game. It's a classic game for the Nintendo 64 system. I hope this chapter doesn't confuse you too much, I don't think I explain it very well to non-Zelda readers. Whoops. I hope some parts make you laugh. I'm really worried about that death duel episode though. It bothers me how it might be tainted. OH well. Thank you so much for reviewing, hope to hear from you soon.
Artemis Sakura - Yes! A new reviewer! I would love to see that pic, in fact I would jump up and down till you get annoyed until you do! Don't make me pester you! I warn ya I will. I'm glad you find this funny. That's what I'm aiming for! Thanks a lot!
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Chapter 7: What's the story again? You garbled the
whole thing!
"Malik!!!!" Yami narrowed his eyes, "What are you doing here! I think I speak for everyone here when I ask…. Where's the bathroom? I haven't gone in a looooooong time!" (I forgot to mention, Malik + Zelda= Melda!)
Angrily, 'Melda' hits Yami on the back of the head. His face flushed with a mixture of embarrassment and anger. "Pharaoh!!!!!" he spat, "This isn't the time! You're going to just have to wait till the end of the game--" stopping in mid-sentence when he heard the loud groans and terrified gasps of Yugi and Yami. Like a mirror, there stood both Yami and Yugi's with their jaws dropped. "Just go when no one's looking"
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Later.
"Okay…So…" Yugi awkwardly spoke "Why are you here, Malik?"
"It's pretty simple I'm here because--"
"It za me, Mario!" All three looked up at the rooftop and spotted a very charred Mario. Jumping and landing in front of Yami, "Hah-lo!" he greeted. Suddenly he pounced on Yami and proceeded to beating on him. "I'm gonna kill ya, ya Linguini!"
"Boy, the guy can sure jump for someone short and round" Malik looked on bewildered.
"AH! Malik help him!" Malik eyed Yugi, "Right… forgot… well don't you want to be the one to kill him? It would be only right if you did!"
"I'm more interested in wagering in a little a bet, 20 rupees says the red guy wins"
"Malik! That isn't right! Make it 30 and your on!"
"Deal, Fairy Yavi!" Malik couldn't help but let out a snicker.
After a while, things started to become a little dull. Mario was still pounding, and Yami was still taking it! Malik was bored; Yugi was tired and concerned for his 30 rupees-- err-- Yami, he was concerned for his Yami!!!
Malik jumped to his feet and stomped over to the fight "I can't take this anymore! I'm ending this!"
"Stop!" Yugi pleaded. "It wouldn't be very ethical!"
"Electrical-smickacal!" Malik rushed up to the fight and with all his might kicked one of the fighters, sending him flying. "And that's the end of that!"
"Wow, Malik you saved me!" Yami shined his pearly whites at Malik. Malik on the other hand was standing in place, looking stunned.
"Wah? Yami! What happened to…NOOO!! My rupees! I needed to buy Deku sticks with that!" the upset Malik tugged on his hair.
"MALIK!!" Yami grabbed him the collar, then double-slapped him with the Millennium Puzzle. "Snap out of it!"
"Thanks Pharaoh!" Malik bonks him on the head with the Millennium Rod. "Yugi, to answer your question, I am the Prince of Dominorule. It must have been a typo in the strategy guide …" Yugi glares at Malik, "YES, I know I'm wearing a dress, and it's none of your business why!" Yami joined in and both stared at Malik "Oh! All right! I'll admit I am the Princess, but I'm still all man!!! And I will kill you all! MWHAHAHAHA!"
"OH, THAT'S RIGHT!" A shocked Yugi yelled. "I completely forgot!" Out of nowhere, and yet suspiciously, Yugi pulls a large book 4 times his size out. "Now there's no need to worry! I have all the secrets and the walkthrough for this game! We're saved!"
"It za me Mario...AGAIN!!" Mario yelled from the rooftop.
"Not this…" glared Malik. Before any of the boys could react, Mario, using his cliché weapon, a fireball, hurls one at the boys. Leaping out harms way, the only thing charred this time was… the strategy guide!
"NOOOO!!!" Yugi shouted in agony. "Why can't we have it easy and cheat!"
And now, for the sake of my obsession with this idea, the chicken, the same as before, appears. This time the attacks Mario, causing them both to fall in the a lake, then swept away never to be seen again… unless I feel like it and only that particular chicken is gone, the Chicken Mafia still lives!!!
"That was weird." Yami scratched his head, then turned his attention to Malik, who by the way, got bored and went back to staring at the same window as in the previous chapter.
"Oh yeah… that's it baby!" Malik drooled.
"That's disgusting, you peeping tom!" Yugi yelled, "Isn't that bad, Yami?" Too late, Yami already ran up to stand beside Malik.
"Lemme see! Lemme see!" An over-zealous Yami ordered. "HEY! This is a motorcycle showroom!"
"I know! The way that baby turns on that turnstile! If only it would take of its hood!" Malik said, wiping a tear. "So beautiful…"
With a groan, Yami thought Figures, this is rated E, for everyone, and yet its PG-13 story…
"Yami!" Yugi yelled, "Stop that! Am I the only one not referring to the story directly, we shouldn't be talking about that!"
He can hear my thoughts!
"Damn straight I can!" a proud Yugi proclaimed. "Please guys, let's get this over with! Malik, why exactly are you the 'Princess' of Dominorule?"
"Didn't the Pegasus Tree explain this stuff to you? How did you get in here?"
"Er…um…" Yami pulled nervously at this collar.
"I don't really care actually" Malik commented, Yami sighed relived. "Listen up! Before Life began, before the world had form, three golden Gods descended upon the chaotic land of Dominorule. They were Obelisk, the god of Power, Ra, the god of Wisdom, and Osiris, the god of Courage"
"Weren't they Egyptian gods?"
"Hey! They weren't the gods of power, wisdom or courage either!"
"JUST GO WITH THE FLOW!!" Malik barked. "All right as you know there are THREE God Cards! Osiris, Obelisk, and Ra. The cards together form a shape… a weird one… what kind of shape can you get with three cards together?" Yugi and Yami shrugged. "A brick probably, the.... TriBrick!! Well, the gods created life, blah blah blah… You have to go in search of the three spirit stones in order to open some Temple… um, well I don't know the rest either, just figure it out as you go!"
"Wow! This is what that Dark Magician jewel I stole from the Tree is about. I can't sell it now!" Yami rubbed his chin, "Or can I…?"
Ignoring Yami, Malik continued talking "I nearly forgot! There's a bad man who also searches for the cards or the "Tri-brick"! You can see him through this window" Malik pointed. "He's from a place where only women are born and one man born every hundred years… lucky bastard!"
As Yami peered through the window, he could view a man walking up to the threshold, well not walking…
Sadly, the poor man was dragging himself across the floor. "Damn Armor! Too heavy for my skinny body! …. Almost… there…" he continued to crawling on the ground, only moving a couple of inches.
"That's…" Yugi uttered.
"KAIBA!!" Yami finished Yugi's sentence.
"Dammit" Seto Kaiba still dragging, not noticing three kids were watching him. "Somehow this is Yugi's fault! Must… convince… King… to…urgh… trust… me" (Am I evil or what, Kaiba + Ganondorf = Kanondorf… odd it would sound the same!)
Malik turned to Yugi and Yami "You must stop him in some way…by, uh… just do something!
"Your not much help"
"Help? You mean I'm helping you!" Malik cried. "I feel so dirty! Rishid! Come here!"
"Rishid?" Yugi questioned.
"Yes, Master Malik?" Rishid walked up, turned, and then bowed to Malik. (Again another man takes the fall. Rishid + Impa = Rimpa… it works better than Rmpa)
"Teach them how to play Melda's lullaby! People ought to adore my song! Then kick them out like the garbage they are!" Malik ordered.
"All right" Rishid pulls out a fake Millennium Rod "it goes like this!" BANG BANG BANG. He banged the Rod several times in a random rhythm against the concrete wall.
"Wonderful!" Malik praised, Yugi and Yami were covering their ears. "I would ask you to practice, but I don't like you, so go away! Since they have to find the jewels, Rishid, show them where Death Mountain's at, maybe they'll die or something."
Rishid ushered the Yami and Yugi out. Malik stayed and waved good-bye.
But moments later, Yugi rushed back and glared at Malik.
Groaning, Malik held out the 30 rupees. The fairy took them, happily (and surprisingly since their several times his body weight!). As the Yugi flew away, limping, he mumbled the words, "I'm going gambling tonight!"
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Outside the castle
Rishid points a mountain covered in a ring of clouds. "The next jewel is over there."
"All right!" Yami takes a couple of steps, and does a 180 and goes the opposite direction.
"Where you going? Get back here!" Rishid yells.
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Back to Kaiba.
"…Almost .......there…." Kaiba was STILL crawling across the floor.
Not even close Kaiba, not even close.
End Chapter 7.
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Author Notes
I'm going to explain WHY I chose the character I have so far.
Yami / Link- this is pretty self-explanatory. Yugi wouldn't fit the role very well.
Yugi / Navi – Yami's Aibou, he has the right to be his guardian fairy.
Tea / Saria – I could have given her the role of Princess, but I liked her as Yugi's friend and as a sage.
Pegasus / The Deku Tree – The abhor tree foundation is coming after me! I know it!
Malik / Princess Zelda – Don't be upset, I couldn't have Kaiba be the Princess. See below in the "storyline" section as to why.
Kaiba / Ganondorf – Like I said, two roles open, I gave my sweetie the Ganondorf gig.
Rishid / Impa – I couldn't resist! He is, after all, loyal to Malik. If I had chosen Kaiba as Princess Zelda I would have given the role of Impa to Mokuba. You don't want that do you?
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Now, let me explain the storyline.
Triforce – "TriBrick" Reasons why are for the shape you can make out of three cards is... nothing except bricks...
Courage, Wisdom, Power – I thought that the corresponding God Cards should go with the character. It's pretty freaky how well this work out! Think about it, Obelisk, Power, belongs to Kaiba, who wants Power. Osiris, courage, belongs to Yugi, who is the hero of YGO. Lastly, Ra, wisdom, with its three abilities fit better with wisdom because Malik is more knowledgeable if you think about it (i.e. secret message carved on his back)
Jewels (spirit stones) – I'm making them as though they were duel monster cards. So far all I have done is the Dark Magician as the Green jewel.
Princess, Hero, and Villain – If you read the "Courage, Wisdom, Power" part I explained why. I needed to place Malik, Yami, and Kaiba into these roles if I was using the God Cards as the replacement for the Triforce. I could have switched the owners, but… I liked my choices. I know I could have had Rebecca as the Princess, but naw, it's no fun that way. I want FUN!
Ocarina of Time – I named this story Millennium Item of Time… that is bad because well none of them are musical instruments. Thus I created one, the Millennium Ocarina of Time!
Crossovers – I play Super Smash Bros. Melee a little too much. Well one day, I lost to Peach on her castle and with Link! It was the bomb I tells ya! So this a bit of revenge for burning down her castle along with those annoying toads.
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Random Ranting: I'm still VERY mad that they said Kaiba was an "evil sorcerer"! He was a High Priest! KidsWB is setting up for a big fall once those episodes come out! How the heck are they going to explain to the kiddies once those ancinet Egypt episodes are realesed?