Hiya!
Let's cut to the chase. I'll thank everyone and get to the story. I don't feel like rambling today. Too worn out!
lilagyptian – The Mario bit was too hilarious not to use! I couldn't stop laughing at that suggestion. I'm loving your story! You update more often than I do! (for shame, Yogi!). I'm not justifying my choices, only explaining. I have to, I don't want anyone confuse. Thanks for helping with the sages and thanks for the review!
SennenHimemiya – Hey! Sorry I got a little side-tracked with this chapter so I'll use your article in the next one. I just couldn't fit it in here! It wouldn't have worked and I want to do things right! But I'm so happy you'll let me use your material. Thanks for the name of the sages (I couldn't remember, all I knew was Saria and Ruto). This chapter isn't my usual sugar-high self and it's REALLY short. Sorry about that and thanks!
Ybewd – I'm so lost on the English dub. Today they barely showed with Joey was versus Yugi in their death duel. I didn't see it (blasted school). Yup I received your reviews, thanks again for reviewing and reading this story, even if you never played the game!
Artemis Sakura – OMG! The pic was GOOOD! I mean it! I'm going to link it next time, I'm being SUPER lazy today! (it's tearing me that I am!) I love how Malik is being brought to life as the Princess (my weirdness comes to life *sniffle*). THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
prep-empress86 – If you read my fic, I'm bringing out your sister's vision in my weird way. Technically, the YGO boys are all Bishoushen (pretty boys) and so they can be easily mistaken for girls. So yeah, I think Malik is the closest compared to Kaiba. I love them both equally by the way. I know, Melda sounded hilarious to me too! It's great how things work out! Bye, Thanks again!
Crystal Kitty – Yes, how is he going to battle Yami? You'll have to wait and see. I have a plan, I always do… or I think I do, just let me have my delusions. The Wind Waker game was good, only I hoped for better graphics. Despite that, it's still a good game! Thanks for reviewing.
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Chapter 8: The Chicken Mafia's Private Meetings!
Yami's Daily Agenda
Kick the dirt.
Whistle to self
Sleep….
...Wake up with a dirty feeling and the words, 4Kids....
…sleep more…
Wake up…
…Fall asleep again…
Play a card game with self and lose, no one, not even himself could beat, well, him!
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Well that was a boring (pointless) agenda Yami had!
Yami felt unfulfilled! Sure he burned down a castle, but it wasn't the right one. Surely he killed off two trees, but it wasn't a whole forest. And then there was the beating up his Hikari, which lived by the way. (Poor Yugi, they're plotting to kill him! … Yeah I know, what else is new?)
There wasn't anything exciting happening in the land of Dominorule.
Moping, Yami past by a strange farm. Taking nothing else to account, especially that the WHOLE WORLD laid in his hands, he decided to take a detour.
"Hi!" Yami greeted as he approached a woman selling something at what appeared to be only a standard "Lemonade" stand.
"Hi… other Yugi…" he was greeted by no other than Salon/Serenity. She stood there, watching Yami clean out his ears, her voice spoke up once more, "I'll just call you Yink, because number one, in the show I don't know of your existence as a Yami and second… I want to follow the plot a bit."
Yami's eyes trailed to see Serenity's merchandise displayed across the stand. In a blink of an eye, Serenity hid the stuff, away from view. "We're not selling anything here!"
"I didn't ask" bewildered Yami said.
"Good" she menacingly glared, "Because you didn't!"
"I didn't!"
"Yes you didn't!"
"But I didn't"
"That's right, you didn't"
The least to say, this went on for too long. Being Yami, he simply left after a while, getting more bored, and walked into the ranch, leaving Serenity to continue her glares that could kill a million times over.
Obviously he was trespassing into a private residence, but people don't care.
Seriously, they didn't! Everyone left their doors open and hid valuable rupees in pots. No wonder Dominorule had the highest rating of home break-ins. They aren't even force entries, either! These people had no concept of security!
In fact, a certain boy's fliers were posted all over town, seems a certain someone took the time to plunder and break other people's properties...
Yami was making his way up the entrance to the farm. Again, another door was left open, allowing him easy access to enter. There he found one of the strangest sights.
There right in front of Yami's eyes, sat about 10 or so chickens on a large table, only a dim light shining on them.
"It's the authorities, Bawk!"
"Shut it" one chicken instructed, "look kid, you ain't see nothing here!" strangely speaking in a New York accent.
"See here! What are you doing young fellow?" again, strangely another one some with an English accent.
"I can't believe…" Yami stared wide-eyed, "… how boring this farm is! I'm outta here!"
(Now, come on Yami! Don't you even notice that several chickens just spoke to you!)
"I say we offer him to our Godfather!" another chicken strangely in a Russian accent, suggested. Yami on the other hand headed out the door, ignoring whatever they were saying.
"Indeed we must sacrifice to the great Godfather!" strangely, this chicken spoke with his mind!!!
In unison the group of chickens cheered, "Hooray for the Godfather KFC!"
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…Later…
"I can't believe I betted EVERYTHING on that punk kid, Jink… Wink…" Yugi, the fairy Navi, yelled frustrated. "Ah! I give up, I lost all my money to that Cannonball or was it Captain Dorf, whatever the name was!"
In the middle of his flying back, Yugi came to a startling revelation, " I forgot about my nightly lottery pickings!"
(Not that Yugi, the other thing you forgot! He needs help with those gambling problems, huh?)
"OH MY OBELISK THE TORMNETOR! I FORGOT ABOUT YAMI!" Yugi panicked.
For the sake of randomness, out of nowhere, a band of Yukori come out playing a melody resembling the song "I'm not going to Panik!" brought to you by the people at KidsWB.
Horrified, Yugi fly with some unknown agility and power to a farm were he KNEW his Yami would be. Running from a band playing that kind of music was motivation enough!
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Surprisingly, by the time Yugi arrived, Yami wasn't causing any misfortune. He sighed. It wasn't too bad, all Yami was doing was talking to a slim, taller, farm worker.
Then, a fight erupted.
Typical of Yami to get into a brawl, after all it's been about a few minutes since he last caused any mishaps.
"If only I weren't so short…" little droplets fell out of Yugi's eyes, "people only take tall people seriously! It's biased I tells ya!"
On the other side, Yami was having a hard time. He hoped in delaying his trip ups Death Mountain. If they named it "Pretty Mountain, with falling little rocks you can use for target practice, hoping to kill some Jorons (Gorons, I'll explain later), then maybe I'd go, but nooooooo"
"Yami!" Yugi yelled.
"Oh, right" Yami asked, un-amused by the pathetic attacks he was receiving. "Bandith Keith, are you done?"
(Well guess what, Bandith Keith is play the part of that… guy…Ingo? Keith + Ingo = Kingo!)
End Chapter 8
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Okay peoples, I know your going to be mad, but I must end it here. I wrote this chapter about a week ago and intended to finish it, however, I don't' think I will for a while and I thought that I might as well post what I have so far. Sorry guys! Forgive me? I'm not so sure when I'll update, might be a month, a week, but I work now and have school again (college bites). Please bear with me! At least I gave you something, right?
I could have just put an Author's note, but I didn't! I love this story to death, only my time and self are fading. I need time to regain it. I promise a longer, plot-tier, chapter!
So till then, bye!