Hi there! I'm sorry for the LONG delay for this chapter…. Okay
I feel way too guilty! Well I'll tell you the factors for the delay.
First I got my hands on the Ocarina of Time for GameCube! I played
and how nostalgic it was to play again. I played a total of 3 times
in the month of July and August. Sadly I forgot how the game went
for I played about three different games after that… I have to play again
I guess (memory loss, sheesh!) Then I bought three new anime series
and watched them on my free time. And lastly I had part of this chapter
written up but sigh my computer failed on me (CPU was on life support)
and I had to reinstall everything and lost most of my files.
Well that's enough of the excuses. Let's just get on with the story, shall we?
Disclaimer: Me own nothing! Yu-Gi-Oh is not mine neither is Zelda!
Warning: This chapter makes little sense, I'm sure because
i'm currently on 'No-Dos' pills and I dont' know what i'm doing... I can't
go to sleep... NEVER take anti-sleeping pills at night!!!
Chapter 10 Joey's Joron City! Or rather known as another
non-thrilling chapter, chapter!
"Jo Jo city… is gone…" the mighty Joey the Joron King sniffled.
"It's okay, all that matters is that we're all alive and well!"
Out of nowhere, Joey pulled out a fly swap and released his sorrow onto the poor Yugi, who still insisted that though he was a small speck, people should not be stereotype him. "I'm not a bug, Joey!" he yelled as he escaped every swipe that Joey directed towards him.
Meanwhile, Yami ran up the hill, bruised, but not defeated. Proudly he walked up to Joey who currently had the innocent Yugi in a flytrap that he placed when no one was looking.
"…Who knew this would be the end of Yugi!" Yugi spoke in third-person as he struggled to remove himself from the sticky trap laid out by his best friend, or rather the now enraged Joron King.
"Aibou!" Yami shocked to see that he beloved fairy/hikari was defeated at the hands of a flytrap. "… You know, "Aibou" sounds so great when it's said by me!"
Yugi glared at his Yami, angrily, "A little, help?"
"But then again, women are fascinated by Yugi and me… why is that?" Yami continued to ponder, "Is it because of the leather? That must be it! Typical women! I am too sexy for my pants!"
"…" Both Yugi and Joey were silent at Yami's random outburst.
"Well, there's no helping it" Yami shrugged it off. He then went over to Yugi and promptly yanked the poor Yugi from the trap. (Ouch!)
"We should be on our way right Aibou!"
"…" Yugi currently passed out from the pain of being yanked, did not respond.
"All right then! We'll be leaving with this jewel now!"
"Jewel?!?" Joey inspected his pockets to find that indeed he was missing his precious stone, which he secretly tasted at nights; the reason was not that Jorons liked rocks; it was due to the fact that he pretended it was a giant "Ring Pop"
"WHAT JEWEL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME!!" Yami snapped, as he shuffled something under his shirt.
"I wasn't going to Yami…" Joey corrected him, "You guys!" he pointed to his followers, "One of you must have the jewel!"
"Sire, he just admitted to having your jewel"
"He's also the one who destroyed Joron City!"
"Actually it was him!" Yami lifted Yugi, showing that Yugi was the culprit.
"YUGI!!" Joey poked the unconscious Yugi.
"…"
"How could you Yugi!"
"…"
"I finally had my own city!"
"…"
"Nothing you say will amend for this!"
"…"
"What do you mean it's my fault?"
"…"
"Nope, I'm not listening to anything you say, Yugi!"
"…."
"I can't stay mad at you Yugi! It's okay buddy I forgive you!"
"…"
Yami intruded, "I've never seen the bonds of friendship so deeply displayed as I have now" he wiped away a tear.
"Sire, aren't you going to speak of our little problem!"
"Oh yeah" the forgetful Joey exclaimed, "Yami, I give you this bracelet so you may pick up bombs and throw them and fix our little problem seeing that I'm too lazy to do it myself."
"I think I'm quite capable of picking up a bomb without your stupid bracelet!" he fumed in response as he ran over to bomb flower that lay near the vicinity.
"…Hey! Where's the bracelet that was in my pocket?!"
Yami ignored him and proceeded to pick up the bomb, and something apparently jingled as he swayed. He bended down and began tugging on the bomb without using the bracelet he swiped.. "… What the…?"
"Weakling, here I will show you!" Joey announced, repeating the same process and failing the way Yami did.
"Heh, not so tough now are you?"
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At the steps that led up to Yakariko Village,
"Phew!" the exhausted Yami exhaled, "Well I'm glad I escaped from being splattered by Joey and Jorons" he beamed, "At least no one's hurt!"
Unbeknownst to Yami, Yakariko was being crushed from above by Jorons.
"OH MY SWEET OBELISK THE TORMENTOR!!!!!"
"WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS!!!"
"OH DEAR SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON, HAVE MERCY!"
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Back to Yami.
"At least I got this jewel and bracelet! I can just picture the money I'll be swimming in! My plan to become rich will succeed!"
"…" Yugi was still unconscious.
"What do you mean I'll fail? Aibou you just don't understand!!"
"…."
"Fine then, I will go out on my own without you! Let's see who needs who in this partnership!"
And with that, Yami threw poor Yugi, who fell down to the floor with a loud thump. (A/N I wonder if that still hurts even if you're not conscious?)
"I can sense it!" Yami proclaimed to himself, "Another jewel to steal! Pish, who needs Yugi anyways…. I'm getting lonely… oh AIBOU I'M SORRY" he ran as he picked up Yugi, cradling him.
"…"
"…Aibou" teary eyed Yami, said.
"Ah-HA! I found you!"
"Wha..?" the bewildered Yami dropped Yugi, forgetting him and turning to see whom it was that called for him. "…Rebecca?"
"Yes it is I, Rebecca Hawkings… or better known as Relda!!" dun dun dun.
"Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second!" Malik appeared on the scene. "We already have a Zelda! It's me dammit!"
"Who's Zelda?" Yami asked.
Rebecca, ignoring Yami, "You fool, you were supposed to be playing the older me!"
"Fool…?" Malik eyes twitched at the insult.
"… Are you wearing a dress?" she asked.
"I'm getting tired of that question!! It's always, Master Malik, why did you put on Isis's dress! Or why are you wearing those hot pants. I think it's fairly obvious that I'm free with my sexuality and—Wait…I play the older you, but he said … RISHID!!!"
"I'm sorry Master Malik, Yugi won our bet and I was forced to trick you wearing that to embarrass you… I feel it's my fault in some way."
"Psst, Aibou, do you get the feeling people are contradicting themselves?" Yami asked Yugi.
"…"
"Yeah I KNOW!" Yami agreed.
Rebecca spoke up, "Anyways, you can't be the Princess!"
"I say we take a vote on it!" Rishid countered.
"All right, you, Yami who do you pick as Zelda. Me or Malik? Remember there's a love scene in this game!"
"There is not! Zelda's role is to make Link to all the work!" Rishid shouted.
"…Love…scene?" Yami happily repeated, thinking of his one and only true love… his deck of cards. To him a love scene was he playing with his deck of cards and not what a typical person would interpret as a love scene.
"If anyone's going to make Yami do anything against his well, it's going to me!" exclaimed Malik.
"What do you say, Yugi?"
Finally regaining consciousness, "Huh?"
"He said Rebecca!"
"No he didn't!!!" protested Malik.
"Whoops!" Yami said, dropping his sword that happened to fall on Yugi, rendering him unconscious yet again.
"Well I say since Ra is my God Card I ought to have this role seeing as Ra is Nayru! Besides, who wants to see you?"
Those words sent Rebecca into a wild fit, as she began to push Malik back. She pushed him to the very edge of the river and pushed him in. "Oh no!" she sarcastically said, "Seems Melda went for a swim in the river!"
"…" Yami was shocked and frightened. He said the first thing that popped into his head, " ALL HAIL PRINCESS RELDA!!"
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Meanwhile at the bank of the river,
"Here, Fishy, Fishy, Fishy…" Kaiba sighed. He took a break from WAITING for some child to fall into his obvious, yet not so obvious, plan. Currently, fishing was the only thing that came to mind. But being that this was Kaiba, all he could fish out as of yet was a can, a boot, a sardine can, fish sticks, a wad of money and Mokuba.
"I'm bored," he said, as he kept on fishing. The line began to tug, "Seems I caught something!" He struggled to reel it in and as he did he discovered Malik at the other end.
"…The tribrick of wisdom is in my hand!" he cackled. He then paused, "Wait… this is easy… a little too easy!"
"Hey, Kaiba, I'm ready to turn myself in. You can have the Tribrick of Courage if that means I don't have to listen to Rebecca!" Yami grinned up to him, popping in front of him out of nowhere.
"…"
"Ne, Kaiba?"
"I'm going to close my eyes, yes, because this is too easy. There's a golden rule that I have to torture you so you'd give up! Then you become stronger, kick my butt and I'll destroy your descendents later...and they too win over me. Your just playing with my mind!!" almost insanely he spoke, "Yes... that must be it…ehehehhehehe"
"You're funny Kaiba-kun!" Yami's grinned wider.
"…No Isis I swear it's just a phase. I just like wearing your expensive clothing…" mumbled the incoherent Malik, who was dangling from Kaiba's fishing rod.
"Oh no! I'm not falling for that one" Kaiba said, trying to lift himself to his feet and promptly falling back down due to the excessive weight of his armor. "You're supposed to be heading to Mora's Domain!"
"Oooh I get to go surfing on the web!" Yami mistaking what Kaiba had said.
"… The REAL Yami wouldn't act this stupid." Kaiba reassured himself.
"You'd be surprised!" Yami corrected.
"No, nO, NO, the real Yink would be at Mora's Domain!"
"I don't know what crazy talk your talking Kaiba, but I got some fish to fry if you catch my drift."
"…You caught some fish?" Kaiba glared.
"…You caught some Mokuba?" Yugi glared back, eyeing Mokuba calmly admiring his brother.
"…Just leave…" Kaiba sighed.
"Okie-Dokie, I'll just be leaving with Princess Melda" Yugi unhooked
Malik from the fishing line and dragged him across the Dominorule Field.
End of Chapter 10
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Sadly, this was pointless and no way moving the plot along… Aw whatever right? Please review!
Lastly, the next chapter will be narrated by Yugi, because I'm feeling that he's not getting enough lines.
Yugi: "..."
YUGI! That was naughty of you!
Anyways, bye-bye!