Filming The Sorcerer's Stone.

Disclaimer: I don't owe any of this, except the plot. So back off!

Scene 1:

Chris C: Action!

Hermione: Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good.

Ron: What do you mean? It came out good!

Hermione: That's not your line, it isn't even in the book!

Harry: *Falls down*

Hermione & Ron: *Look down at him*

Ron: Um..Harry, you aren't supposed to do that until the third film.

Harry: *Stands up* I knew that.

Quirrel: *runs into scene being chased by snowballs* AHHHH!

All: Professor watch out for that-........

Quirrel: *bumps into wall*

Harry: Ouch.

Dumbledore: *singing to Good Charlotte song* Ron don't want Dray, all he wants is money!

Ron: Hey, I am NOT gay! Ohh, I love that color! *points to Lavander's pink shirt*

Chris: Oohh! Look a penny! *bends to pick it up. Pants split and polka doted boxers show*

Snape: *laughs in an evil way* MUHAHAHA! I charmed the penny to bring you bad luck!

JKR: Um.....magic isn't real.

Snape: * cries* Do you have to destroy my dreams? *stomps out wailing*

JKR: Party anyone?

All: Um......no.

Hagrid: Look at the things these muggles dream up. A train called Howarts Express. Crazy.

Draco: *smirks* This is operated by magic.

Witch with snack trolley: No, it isn't since I'm the driver.

Hermione: If you are the conductor.....

Harry: Then who is driving the train.

All: *Look at each other* AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

The End of Scene One.

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