Chapter 3: Toilet Madness
10 Lives Apartment has 2 public toilets, unfortunately, one is out of order.
Reed: I need to use the toilet fast!
Ganondorf: I need it fast! Let me go first!
Reed: No! I'm in a huge hurry!
Ganondorf: It's an emergency! I must use it first!
Reed: Let's use scissor, rock, and paper to see who'll use it first!
Ganondorf/Reed: Scissor, rock, paper!
Ganondorf: Yes! I win!!!!!
But before Ganondorf can enter the toilet, Ness rushed in.
Ganondorf: NESS!!!!! OPEN IT AT ONCE!!!! I MUST USE IT NOW!!!!! Ugh...
A loud POOOOOOOOOOT was heard. Reed closed his nose and ran off.
Ganondorf: Nevermind... Use it as long as... you wish...
Another time...
Jack: I'll be back before 4 PM.
Yoshi: Going out?
Jack: I need some fresh air.
Yoshi: By the way, how's your...
Jack: Pret, Poot!
Yoshi: Ten minutes must have been up. So it isn't cured yet. Anyway, I got you the letter that was in the mailbox downstair.
Albert: Let me see.
Yoshi: I thought your arm is broken.
Albert: Oh! I forgot my bandages!
Yoshi: I gotta use the toilet!
But someone is using it.
Yoshi: Darn! I think I'll use the out of order one, it shouldn't be a big problem.
Soon, Yoshi came out of the out-of-order toilet with smelly yellow liquids all over him.
Kirby just came out from the toilet and then Zelda went in.
Zelda: Hey! Who didn't flush it?
Susanna: Hello, Ms. Zelda! Is that your excretion? It's a big one also!
Zelda: No! It isn't mine!
Susanna: Don't be shy. You're not like me, who is constipated. It's not a shameful thing for a woman to have a feces that big.
Zelda: I said that isn't mine!
Another time, Marth is in the toilet.
Marth: What? No more tissue? I hate to do this...
Marth sneaked out the toilet with a bare butt and knocked on his room.
Marth: Roy, open the door quick.
But Roy is listening to loud musics and didn't hear him.
Marth: Open quick! Get me some tissue papers! I'm not wearing pants!
But Roy still did not hear him.
Marth: OPEN QUICK!!!!!
Susanna: What's that noise?
Reed: Quiet!
Albert: A crime?
Mr. Binko: What?
Priscilla: What's the shouting about?
Marth: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know why he screamed...
Story finished
More to come.
10 Lives Apartment has 2 public toilets, unfortunately, one is out of order.
Reed: I need to use the toilet fast!
Ganondorf: I need it fast! Let me go first!
Reed: No! I'm in a huge hurry!
Ganondorf: It's an emergency! I must use it first!
Reed: Let's use scissor, rock, and paper to see who'll use it first!
Ganondorf/Reed: Scissor, rock, paper!
Ganondorf: Yes! I win!!!!!
But before Ganondorf can enter the toilet, Ness rushed in.
Ganondorf: NESS!!!!! OPEN IT AT ONCE!!!! I MUST USE IT NOW!!!!! Ugh...
A loud POOOOOOOOOOT was heard. Reed closed his nose and ran off.
Ganondorf: Nevermind... Use it as long as... you wish...
Another time...
Jack: I'll be back before 4 PM.
Yoshi: Going out?
Jack: I need some fresh air.
Yoshi: By the way, how's your...
Jack: Pret, Poot!
Yoshi: Ten minutes must have been up. So it isn't cured yet. Anyway, I got you the letter that was in the mailbox downstair.
Albert: Let me see.
Yoshi: I thought your arm is broken.
Albert: Oh! I forgot my bandages!
Yoshi: I gotta use the toilet!
But someone is using it.
Yoshi: Darn! I think I'll use the out of order one, it shouldn't be a big problem.
Soon, Yoshi came out of the out-of-order toilet with smelly yellow liquids all over him.
Kirby just came out from the toilet and then Zelda went in.
Zelda: Hey! Who didn't flush it?
Susanna: Hello, Ms. Zelda! Is that your excretion? It's a big one also!
Zelda: No! It isn't mine!
Susanna: Don't be shy. You're not like me, who is constipated. It's not a shameful thing for a woman to have a feces that big.
Zelda: I said that isn't mine!
Another time, Marth is in the toilet.
Marth: What? No more tissue? I hate to do this...
Marth sneaked out the toilet with a bare butt and knocked on his room.
Marth: Roy, open the door quick.
But Roy is listening to loud musics and didn't hear him.
Marth: Open quick! Get me some tissue papers! I'm not wearing pants!
But Roy still did not hear him.
Marth: OPEN QUICK!!!!!
Susanna: What's that noise?
Reed: Quiet!
Albert: A crime?
Mr. Binko: What?
Priscilla: What's the shouting about?
Marth: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know why he screamed...
Story finished
More to come.