Note: I didn't get any good answers in my review, so I have to make up a female scaly monster.

Chapter 7: A Love Story

Mr. Binko: I saw it, Blackman. The woman I love, I saw it!

Blackman: Where is she, Prince Binko?

Mr. Binko: I saw her in at the shopping center yesterday!

Blackman: Congratulations! But you will have a hard time meeting her next time.

Back in the apartment...

CF: I've been wondering this, Roy.

Roy: What?

CF: Remember the winter fashion?*

*Read "Rise of the Star Gang"

Roy: What about it?

CF: It says 18 or above only can enter. But you're only 16.

Roy: I sure look like 18, don't I?

Phone: ring

Roy: (answers) Hello? Oh hi! What? Eeks! I forgot!!!! I'll be there before you know it! (Runs out)

CF: What's with him?

Albert: What's the rush?

Roy: I'm late for my date!

Albert: Now don't keep a girl waiting, hurry up.

Roy: Your arm, I though it's broken.

Albert: Oh! I forgot my bandages! (Puts on bandage)

Roy: Wasn't it the right arm?

Albert: Oh! I put it on the wrong side!

At the park...

Roy: Sorry.

Lilina*: Please be early next time.

*Lilina was in Fire Emblem 6 for GBA.

Roy: Don't feel mad. What do we do now?

Lilina: Please meet my new friend, she's a dragon.

Green fat dragon: Hello, handsome boy! I'm Lilina's good friend, my name is Ms. Lump.

Roy: Good to meet you.

Not far away...

Mr. Binko: There she is!

Blackman: That little dog? How can you fall in love with a dog?

Mr. Binko: No! I mean that green fat dragon.

Blackman: Wow! She's the loveliest creature I've ever seen!

Mr. Binko: She's so beautiful!

Blackman: But she's a dragon, not a Monstrian.

Mr. But I still like her.

That evening...

Roy: (whistling)

Mr. Binko: Roy, can you help me out?

Roy: Tell me.

Mr. Binko: I saw you at the park with a red dress girl and a green fat dragon.

Roy: So?

Mr. Binko: I'm in love with that dragon.

Roy: Oh really?!

Mr. Binko: Can you tell me about her?

Roy: You have to ask Lilina, she knows more about Ms. Lump the dragon.

And so...

Roy: So tell her about it. We'll plan a date for the both of them tomorrow.

Lilina: Okay.

Jack: I'll be back.

Jigglypuff: Pardon me, Jack. I'm very sure ten minutes is up and you have Joking Syndrome.

Jack: Eebity eebity eebity!

The next afternoon...

Ms. Lump: Where is that fine gentleman you spoke of?

Lilina: He should be here. By the way, he's a Monstrian.

Ms. Lump: So he's a monster of some sort?

Roy: Now be brave and step up to her.

Mr. Binko: Step up to her, step up her.

Ms. Lump: So that's Mr. Binko. What muscular green beast he is! What lovely horn he has!

Mr. Binko: Hello! I'm Mr. Binko, I would like to be friend with you! (Steps her foot)

Ms. Lump: YAH!

Roy: What the hell are you doing?!

Mr. Binko: You said step up to her.

Ms. Lump: You must have massive strength and courage to stomp my leg! I like those kind of man!

Blackman is watching from afar using a telescope.

Blackman: Hooray! Prince Binko got a girlfriend!!!!

Passerby: What is that black guy shouting for?

Roy: So it worked after all.

Lilina: It's all thanks to us. (Kisses Roy on the cheek)

Roy: (blushes) Would you mind not doing that in the public?

Some days later...

Mr. Binko: Blackman, today is when I will do it.

Blackman: Really! You're going to do it to her?

Mr. Binko: Yes.

Blackman: Woohoo! You're hot!

Mr. Binko: One of my neighbor is coming! Hide fast!

Blackman: (Runs off)

Pikachu: Hi!

Pichu: Waiting for Ms. Lump?

Mr. Binko: Yeah.

Pikachu: We want to see what are you two gonna do.

Mr. Binko: (thinking) If they're over here, then I can't do it to her.

Pichu: Can we?

Mr. Binko: No.

Pikachu: But we want to.

Mr. Binko: This is adult's business, so you kids better go away and not disturb me.

Ms. Lump happened to come by and thought he was talking to her.

Ms. Lump: How can you say this to me? Wah!!! (Cries)

Mr. Binko: Please don't cry.

Ms. Lump: Kiss me and I won't cry.

Mr. Binko: Please close you eye.

Ms. Lump: (thinking) This is it! (Close eye)

Mr. Binko sticks his finger into Ms. Lump's nostrils.

Mr. Binko: Hooray! I did it!!!!! (Gets slapped)

Ms. Lump: WAH!!!!! (Runs off)

At the apartment...

Luigi: Binko, is it true that in Monstry, sticking the finger into someone's nostril means kissing? (Sticks finger into Mario's nostril)

Mr. Binko: How can you do it to someone with the same sex?

Dr. Mario: This is not Monstry, and she is a dragon, so she probably don't know this. She wants you to kiss by lip contact.

Mr. Binko: I didn't know that.

Then he saw Ms. Lump at his door.

Mr. Binko: I'm sorry about that.

Ms. Lump: I soon learned that Monstrians do kissing by sticking the finger into the nostril. I'm sorry I slapped you.

Mr. Binko: And I don't know they do lip contacts in Eagleland.

So the both of them stuck their finger into each others nostril.

Dr. Mario: Now that's a romantic ending!

Story finished. More to come.