Chapter 9: Rules
Reed: Toilet! (Runs outside)
After a while...
Reed: Much better. Oh hi, landlord.
The landlord posted some posters onto the wall.
Poster 1: No running in the hall.
Poster: No slamming the door.
Reed: Man, I hate rules. (farts)
The landlord puts on another poster.
Poster 3: No farting in the hall.
Jigglypuff: Toilet! (Slams door and runs off)
Soon...
Jigglypuff: Better! Hi, landlord! How ya doing today? Are you lively and cheerful like me? Wanna hear my new song? Lalalala!
Landlord: (points to the wall)
Jigglypuff: Whoa! A huge fly!
Landlord: I'm pointing to the poster, not the fly!
Jigglypuff: Who's been posting for fun on the wall?
Landlord: I posted those rules!
Jigglypuff: Can I make a rule?
Landlord: That would be good.
Jigglypuff's poster reads: No posting rules allowed.
Landlord: Are you out of your mind?
Reed: Good going!
Zelda: What is it?
Landlord: This pink puffball from your room is putting annoying posters!
Zelda: She wrote this one? I didn't know she has a good handwriting!
Landlord: I posted that one!
Zelda: This one also? The words look awkward.
Landlord: She posted that one!
Susanna: Would you please be quiet?
Landlord: They made me angry!
Zelda: Jigglypuff, want to go shopping with me?
Jigglypuff: I love to!
Landlord: Get back here! I'm not done speaking with you yet!
Zelda: The poster says no running, and you're running.
Landlord: I'm going to increase your room payment by 60 percent!
Zelda: I haven't done anything wrong and you're making me pay that much?!
Landlord: I'm doing it!
The both of them are arguing.
Reed: Zelda will win! Zelda will win!
Soon...
Zelda: That does it! I'm moving out!
Peach: But our house isn't complete yet.
Samus: Where are you going to live?
Zelda: I'll live anywhere I can! I'm telling the landlord that I'm moving out!
Peach: You must be crazy!
Zelda went to the landlord and found her sick.
Zelda: You got high fever! Let me help you.
Landlord: Why do you help me?
Zelda: It's because I have love in my heart.
Landlord: This apartment belongs to my husband, who died 3 years ago. He took good care of the apartment and gave it to me after he went away. That's why I want this apartment to be clean.
Zelda: Then you should be nicer. That way, the residents here will be touched by your kindness and take good care of it.
Some days later...
YL: Why are you tearing off the rule posters?
Landlord: So nobody will complaint. Just remember to keep the rules in your mind.
Ness: Now that's a kind lady.
Room 009
Fox: What are you doing here, Reed?
Reed: I need to watch the TV.
Fox: No trespassing through the hole unless it's lunch and dinner time! If you want to watch our TV, then you must watch it from your room!
Reed: Fine, I'll take the TV to my room.
Fox: No! I said to sit in your room and watch it from there!
Reed: But I don't have good eyes, so I need to sit closely.
Fox: Then why are you wearing eyeglasses?
Reed: These glasses don't have lens in them.
Fox: Then why are you still wearing it?
Reed: Because I might lost it.
Fox: Why don't you fix it?
Reed: I don't have the money.
Fox: Here's some cash, now go fix it.
Reed: Finally! I've been waiting for 3 years to fix my eyeglasses!
In the hall...
Bowser: Hey, who posted this on our door?
Poster: Room 002, please do not hit the wall. Posted by Room 003.
Bowser: Did we hit the wall? (Enters room)
You see the room full of handprints and footprints.
Bowser: You wouldn't call hitting bugs on the wall hitting the wall, would you?
Room 007
Peach: Pichu, this is the sixth time you wetted your bed!
Pichu: I'm too scared to go to the toilet alone.
Peach: It really smells, you know? It made me dream Mario forced me into a pile of wastes.
That night...
Pichu: I need to use the toilet again, but I'm too scared to go. Hey, Pikachu, wake up and come with me to the toilet.
Pikachu: zzz...
Pichu: Hey Peach!
Peach: Go alone!
Pichu: I can't hold it any longer! Oh! The pain to hold it!
The next morning...
Samus: Did you wet your bed, Peach?
Peach: I didn't! But why is my bed wet?
Zelda: You really did wet your bed, right?
Peach: But I didn't!
Samus: How old are you already? Shame on you!
Peach: I DID NOT!!!!!!
Do you know who did it?
Story finished, more to come.
Reed: Toilet! (Runs outside)
After a while...
Reed: Much better. Oh hi, landlord.
The landlord posted some posters onto the wall.
Poster 1: No running in the hall.
Poster: No slamming the door.
Reed: Man, I hate rules. (farts)
The landlord puts on another poster.
Poster 3: No farting in the hall.
Jigglypuff: Toilet! (Slams door and runs off)
Soon...
Jigglypuff: Better! Hi, landlord! How ya doing today? Are you lively and cheerful like me? Wanna hear my new song? Lalalala!
Landlord: (points to the wall)
Jigglypuff: Whoa! A huge fly!
Landlord: I'm pointing to the poster, not the fly!
Jigglypuff: Who's been posting for fun on the wall?
Landlord: I posted those rules!
Jigglypuff: Can I make a rule?
Landlord: That would be good.
Jigglypuff's poster reads: No posting rules allowed.
Landlord: Are you out of your mind?
Reed: Good going!
Zelda: What is it?
Landlord: This pink puffball from your room is putting annoying posters!
Zelda: She wrote this one? I didn't know she has a good handwriting!
Landlord: I posted that one!
Zelda: This one also? The words look awkward.
Landlord: She posted that one!
Susanna: Would you please be quiet?
Landlord: They made me angry!
Zelda: Jigglypuff, want to go shopping with me?
Jigglypuff: I love to!
Landlord: Get back here! I'm not done speaking with you yet!
Zelda: The poster says no running, and you're running.
Landlord: I'm going to increase your room payment by 60 percent!
Zelda: I haven't done anything wrong and you're making me pay that much?!
Landlord: I'm doing it!
The both of them are arguing.
Reed: Zelda will win! Zelda will win!
Soon...
Zelda: That does it! I'm moving out!
Peach: But our house isn't complete yet.
Samus: Where are you going to live?
Zelda: I'll live anywhere I can! I'm telling the landlord that I'm moving out!
Peach: You must be crazy!
Zelda went to the landlord and found her sick.
Zelda: You got high fever! Let me help you.
Landlord: Why do you help me?
Zelda: It's because I have love in my heart.
Landlord: This apartment belongs to my husband, who died 3 years ago. He took good care of the apartment and gave it to me after he went away. That's why I want this apartment to be clean.
Zelda: Then you should be nicer. That way, the residents here will be touched by your kindness and take good care of it.
Some days later...
YL: Why are you tearing off the rule posters?
Landlord: So nobody will complaint. Just remember to keep the rules in your mind.
Ness: Now that's a kind lady.
Room 009
Fox: What are you doing here, Reed?
Reed: I need to watch the TV.
Fox: No trespassing through the hole unless it's lunch and dinner time! If you want to watch our TV, then you must watch it from your room!
Reed: Fine, I'll take the TV to my room.
Fox: No! I said to sit in your room and watch it from there!
Reed: But I don't have good eyes, so I need to sit closely.
Fox: Then why are you wearing eyeglasses?
Reed: These glasses don't have lens in them.
Fox: Then why are you still wearing it?
Reed: Because I might lost it.
Fox: Why don't you fix it?
Reed: I don't have the money.
Fox: Here's some cash, now go fix it.
Reed: Finally! I've been waiting for 3 years to fix my eyeglasses!
In the hall...
Bowser: Hey, who posted this on our door?
Poster: Room 002, please do not hit the wall. Posted by Room 003.
Bowser: Did we hit the wall? (Enters room)
You see the room full of handprints and footprints.
Bowser: You wouldn't call hitting bugs on the wall hitting the wall, would you?
Room 007
Peach: Pichu, this is the sixth time you wetted your bed!
Pichu: I'm too scared to go to the toilet alone.
Peach: It really smells, you know? It made me dream Mario forced me into a pile of wastes.
That night...
Pichu: I need to use the toilet again, but I'm too scared to go. Hey, Pikachu, wake up and come with me to the toilet.
Pikachu: zzz...
Pichu: Hey Peach!
Peach: Go alone!
Pichu: I can't hold it any longer! Oh! The pain to hold it!
The next morning...
Samus: Did you wet your bed, Peach?
Peach: I didn't! But why is my bed wet?
Zelda: You really did wet your bed, right?
Peach: But I didn't!
Samus: How old are you already? Shame on you!
Peach: I DID NOT!!!!!!
Do you know who did it?
Story finished, more to come.