(Disclaimer - You know how this goes, you"ve seen it before, you know what
it means, ok, I do not own the characters of Harry Potter, ya da ya da ya
da, they all came from the glorious holy mind or JK Rowling, and we should
all praise her, and dance, and sing and be merry. All right every body get
up and do the JK Rowling dance, you all know how it goes *dances*, grand.
And this is kind of a mary sue but not, because Miranda and jess are actual
people, and well if you don"t like it you can eat me, eat me raw!!
*growls*)
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Miranda stepped into Dome, one of her favourite coffee shops, stood and took one deep breathe in through her nose, the smell of coffee over came her. Her semi-long chocolaty coloured hair was pulled back by a black head band which matched her out fit perfectly, wearing her typical black and white checked skirt which showed quite a lot of leg, to jess anyway, a black collar top , and her favourite Mary janes. Since Miranda had gotten very, ridiculously skinny, she was able to pull it off, and she made that shit look good. Jess looked over from there favourite booth, examined her from head to toe *Retard* she thought
"Oi, Miranda" she said in her semi- American Australian accent.
Miranda"s eyes shot open as she walked over to her, trying to look very sophisticated, and tripped on a loose floor board only to stumble the rest of the way to jess, who by now was absolutely pissing herself with laughter. Miranda"s face went bright red.
"Shut up, so are we going to get some coffee?" she said trying to change the subject, from the tripping incident to the getting of the coffee.
Jess, who was still giggling over the fact that Miranda had completely stacked it, rose and made her way to the coffee counter, taking into regard that Miranda never ordered, anything. Ever.
Miranda inspected Jesses choice of clothing today, it was her usual, black flowing skirt, black long sleeved top, with another corset-y type top over that, her sisters rainbow coloured toe socks and her undone black doc martins. Her long wavy hair was out today, seeing as she had placed it in pigtails the night before and hadn"t brushed it since she woke up. Jess was never really a good style person, but it was good in a weird sort of way. It was such a jess thing to wear. She never liked showing a large amount of skin, as it had seemed that the population of girls their age were running around ½ naked these days.
Leaning over the counter, forgetting about the large amount of cleavage this top showed, Jess started to order some coffee from the female waitress who incidentally gave her a dirty look. "Oh shit!" She looked down trying to attempt to cover up her ample bosoms she smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry"
* While she was up at the counter, Miranda removed a piece of tan paper, from her satchel. She read over it, quickly before Jess could return with the coffees.
"Oh shit!" she heard Jess"s voice ring out over the noisy café.
I"m gonna miss that one Miranda thought looking at jess fondly. She didn"t know how she was going to break it to jess, that she was going to be leaving for England in a week and well basically not to return for the next 3 years. She looked down at the letter in her hand, tears started to swell in her eyes.
"Take it, take it, take it," Jess said quickly, holding a coffee in each hand, one of the cups shaking a bit as miranda took it from her.
"Dude that thing is heavy," she said looking at Miranda whose eyes had gone red and slightly puffy, she had been teary.
"Miranda sweetie are you ok?"
"I"m fine."
"No your not, don"t lie to me," she looked into Jess's eyes, she could always tell when something was wrong, or she was just paranoid, and thought every thing was wrong.
"Sugar," she said staring at her coffee "We need sugar" taking this as a sign that Miranda needed some time to collect herself, she rose and made her way to the sugar slowly, trying to take as long a time as possible.
"2 sweet"n"low for Jess, and 3 brown sugar for Miranda" she looked down at the sugars in her hand, *this is going to be one of the last times I"m going to be in this café, how am I going to tell Miranda?* She thought staring at the sugar, completely oblivious to the person behind her.
"Excuse me?"
Jess jumped.
"Heh, sorry", allowing the woman to get to the sugar, and returning quickly to her seat. Both had decided not to tell each other there news, just yet. They concentrated all of there attention to adding there sugar to there coffee, enabling themselves to prepare for how they were going to break the news to each other. Neither of them spoke.
The awkward silence that had suddenly fallen upon the two, for the first time ever, was broken, by both of the two girls, saying in unison "I have to tell you something."
Silence. Both sipped there coffee, trying to prepare for what was to come.
"Ok well . . you go fi- . . " they said together.
The silence had returned to the table once more, and the coffee sipping had returned aswell.
There eyes had fallen on the table, particularly at one dent in the middle of the table. There eyes met. *Now or never* Miranda thought, *I best just tell it like it is* Jess thought.
"I'm leaving," they both said once again in unison
Both looked at each other, Jess could feel her eyes stinging and a lump develop in her throat. That lump, That bloody lump.
"What do you mean your leaving, where are you going? How did this come about?" she blurted out all at once. "Your not supposed to leave me, your not it's against the rules,"
"ME!" Miranda yelled out indignantly "What about you! You're the one leaving me!"
"Wait, we"re both leaving, so why is it such a big deal?" The lump in Jess's throat had lifted, she was still slightly crying. "Well where are you going?"
"Why? Where are you going."
"Ok Miranda brace yourself, I know that this might sound a bit crazy,"
"Oh I assure you not as crazy as where I'm going"
"Well as I was saying, ok I'm going to England to . . . Miranda are you alright?" she was just sitting there in complete shock, her mouth was open giving jess a clear view of her tonsils. *Oh my god, could it be* Miranda thought still staring her mouth as wide as ever.
Grabing Miranda's head, into a head-hug, she yelled out "Oh no, me leaving has caused Miranda to regress into a vegetable state. Dam you Salazar, ddaamm yooouuu sssaaalllaaazzaaarrr" waving her fists in the air.
Miranda, coming to her senses and realizing that her face had manage to have become squashed up to Jess"s breast, jerked up right. Jesses hands were still on the back of her head. "Get off me!" she said indignantly, bitch slapping jess slightly, without moving the top of her arms "you messed up my hair" Jess started to giggle, she had unintentionally caused Miranda's hair to stand basically on end with her boob. She was just staring at her with a great deal of confusion. After pruning herself, the conversation continued
"Jess, this is very important, why are you going to England?"
"Ok, well this is the crazy part, I got this letter and it was delieverd by this like owl,"
"Like this?" Miranda pulls out the piece of paper and places it gently on the table. Jess"s eyes started to widen as she read:
Dear Ms Johnson,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardy. We are a school of magic, set up in England. We are fully aware that you live in Australia and have not ever heard of us, but we assure you that we are real. . .
"Wait, does this mean what I think this means?"
" I think so"
"So we are . ."
"Yeah,"
She looked at Miranda, great, I'm going to be stuck with this git for the next 3 years, remembering clearly last years science and maths classes, they were a heart beat away from killing each other.
"What did your parents say about it?"
"They were stressing over it, my dad wasn't happy with the idea, of course, you know how he is big with the studies,"
"Yeah my parents are cool with it, I mean come on there daughters going to be a witch although they were kinda peeved, at the fact that we have to leave before 3rd terms ends,"
Silence had once again for the forth time returned to the booth.
"Oh my god Miranda, did it just hit you all of a sudden that were going to be living together, in London, studying witch craft . . . DUDE!"
"Yeah, I just can't believe it!"
The two girls started bouncing up and down on there seats, completely oblivious to the big shaggy dog that was watching them, from the alley across the street. And they continued to bounce for some time, not saying anything, just bouncing, up and down and up and down.
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Miranda stepped into Dome, one of her favourite coffee shops, stood and took one deep breathe in through her nose, the smell of coffee over came her. Her semi-long chocolaty coloured hair was pulled back by a black head band which matched her out fit perfectly, wearing her typical black and white checked skirt which showed quite a lot of leg, to jess anyway, a black collar top , and her favourite Mary janes. Since Miranda had gotten very, ridiculously skinny, she was able to pull it off, and she made that shit look good. Jess looked over from there favourite booth, examined her from head to toe *Retard* she thought
"Oi, Miranda" she said in her semi- American Australian accent.
Miranda"s eyes shot open as she walked over to her, trying to look very sophisticated, and tripped on a loose floor board only to stumble the rest of the way to jess, who by now was absolutely pissing herself with laughter. Miranda"s face went bright red.
"Shut up, so are we going to get some coffee?" she said trying to change the subject, from the tripping incident to the getting of the coffee.
Jess, who was still giggling over the fact that Miranda had completely stacked it, rose and made her way to the coffee counter, taking into regard that Miranda never ordered, anything. Ever.
Miranda inspected Jesses choice of clothing today, it was her usual, black flowing skirt, black long sleeved top, with another corset-y type top over that, her sisters rainbow coloured toe socks and her undone black doc martins. Her long wavy hair was out today, seeing as she had placed it in pigtails the night before and hadn"t brushed it since she woke up. Jess was never really a good style person, but it was good in a weird sort of way. It was such a jess thing to wear. She never liked showing a large amount of skin, as it had seemed that the population of girls their age were running around ½ naked these days.
Leaning over the counter, forgetting about the large amount of cleavage this top showed, Jess started to order some coffee from the female waitress who incidentally gave her a dirty look. "Oh shit!" She looked down trying to attempt to cover up her ample bosoms she smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry"
* While she was up at the counter, Miranda removed a piece of tan paper, from her satchel. She read over it, quickly before Jess could return with the coffees.
"Oh shit!" she heard Jess"s voice ring out over the noisy café.
I"m gonna miss that one Miranda thought looking at jess fondly. She didn"t know how she was going to break it to jess, that she was going to be leaving for England in a week and well basically not to return for the next 3 years. She looked down at the letter in her hand, tears started to swell in her eyes.
"Take it, take it, take it," Jess said quickly, holding a coffee in each hand, one of the cups shaking a bit as miranda took it from her.
"Dude that thing is heavy," she said looking at Miranda whose eyes had gone red and slightly puffy, she had been teary.
"Miranda sweetie are you ok?"
"I"m fine."
"No your not, don"t lie to me," she looked into Jess's eyes, she could always tell when something was wrong, or she was just paranoid, and thought every thing was wrong.
"Sugar," she said staring at her coffee "We need sugar" taking this as a sign that Miranda needed some time to collect herself, she rose and made her way to the sugar slowly, trying to take as long a time as possible.
"2 sweet"n"low for Jess, and 3 brown sugar for Miranda" she looked down at the sugars in her hand, *this is going to be one of the last times I"m going to be in this café, how am I going to tell Miranda?* She thought staring at the sugar, completely oblivious to the person behind her.
"Excuse me?"
Jess jumped.
"Heh, sorry", allowing the woman to get to the sugar, and returning quickly to her seat. Both had decided not to tell each other there news, just yet. They concentrated all of there attention to adding there sugar to there coffee, enabling themselves to prepare for how they were going to break the news to each other. Neither of them spoke.
The awkward silence that had suddenly fallen upon the two, for the first time ever, was broken, by both of the two girls, saying in unison "I have to tell you something."
Silence. Both sipped there coffee, trying to prepare for what was to come.
"Ok well . . you go fi- . . " they said together.
The silence had returned to the table once more, and the coffee sipping had returned aswell.
There eyes had fallen on the table, particularly at one dent in the middle of the table. There eyes met. *Now or never* Miranda thought, *I best just tell it like it is* Jess thought.
"I'm leaving," they both said once again in unison
Both looked at each other, Jess could feel her eyes stinging and a lump develop in her throat. That lump, That bloody lump.
"What do you mean your leaving, where are you going? How did this come about?" she blurted out all at once. "Your not supposed to leave me, your not it's against the rules,"
"ME!" Miranda yelled out indignantly "What about you! You're the one leaving me!"
"Wait, we"re both leaving, so why is it such a big deal?" The lump in Jess's throat had lifted, she was still slightly crying. "Well where are you going?"
"Why? Where are you going."
"Ok Miranda brace yourself, I know that this might sound a bit crazy,"
"Oh I assure you not as crazy as where I'm going"
"Well as I was saying, ok I'm going to England to . . . Miranda are you alright?" she was just sitting there in complete shock, her mouth was open giving jess a clear view of her tonsils. *Oh my god, could it be* Miranda thought still staring her mouth as wide as ever.
Grabing Miranda's head, into a head-hug, she yelled out "Oh no, me leaving has caused Miranda to regress into a vegetable state. Dam you Salazar, ddaamm yooouuu sssaaalllaaazzaaarrr" waving her fists in the air.
Miranda, coming to her senses and realizing that her face had manage to have become squashed up to Jess"s breast, jerked up right. Jesses hands were still on the back of her head. "Get off me!" she said indignantly, bitch slapping jess slightly, without moving the top of her arms "you messed up my hair" Jess started to giggle, she had unintentionally caused Miranda's hair to stand basically on end with her boob. She was just staring at her with a great deal of confusion. After pruning herself, the conversation continued
"Jess, this is very important, why are you going to England?"
"Ok, well this is the crazy part, I got this letter and it was delieverd by this like owl,"
"Like this?" Miranda pulls out the piece of paper and places it gently on the table. Jess"s eyes started to widen as she read:
Dear Ms Johnson,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardy. We are a school of magic, set up in England. We are fully aware that you live in Australia and have not ever heard of us, but we assure you that we are real. . .
"Wait, does this mean what I think this means?"
" I think so"
"So we are . ."
"Yeah,"
She looked at Miranda, great, I'm going to be stuck with this git for the next 3 years, remembering clearly last years science and maths classes, they were a heart beat away from killing each other.
"What did your parents say about it?"
"They were stressing over it, my dad wasn't happy with the idea, of course, you know how he is big with the studies,"
"Yeah my parents are cool with it, I mean come on there daughters going to be a witch although they were kinda peeved, at the fact that we have to leave before 3rd terms ends,"
Silence had once again for the forth time returned to the booth.
"Oh my god Miranda, did it just hit you all of a sudden that were going to be living together, in London, studying witch craft . . . DUDE!"
"Yeah, I just can't believe it!"
The two girls started bouncing up and down on there seats, completely oblivious to the big shaggy dog that was watching them, from the alley across the street. And they continued to bounce for some time, not saying anything, just bouncing, up and down and up and down.