~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Right, 'ere's yer ticket," Hagrid said the next day handing the two girls there tickets, "Yer train leaves in 'alf an 'our,"
"But Hagrid, why do we have to do it on our own," Miranda whined.
"Yeah, why can't you come with us, we'll miss you if you don't," the other pixie whined, before giving him a hug.
"Now, now," he said patting them both on the head, "I'll see ye' on tha otha' side," and with that he left.
~*~*~*~
"Miranda our train leaves in 10 minuets, what in the hell is with the ¾'s business,"
"I don't now, how about we ask someone,"
"Oh yeah, 'Hello I am a complete random, and I was wondering if you could tell where I can catch a magical train to go to a magical place, with faeries and pixies and elves, and a giant man. Named Hagrid who is my friend," Jess said mockingly.
"Oh shut the fuck up Jess, I don't see you coming up with any ideas," Miranda said furiously.
"Well Miranda, as I have done in the past just run at spots on the walls and hope for the best," Jess said signalling to the wall.
In the past Jess had gotten 'Middle Earth Fever' and had tried everything to get to Middle Earth, running at paintings, and spots of paint in Emma's' and Miranda's house was one of her many ways.
"Like this," Jess said, running up to a wall and expecting to be stopped by it, put her arms and legs up expecting to be stopped by the wall. She fell straight through the wall.
*Luckly I broke my fall with my face*, Jess thought rubbing her face. Looking up she saw a sign reading: 'Platform 9 ¾.'
"Miranda, ha, I was right and you were wrong," Jess said turning around expecting Miranda to be there as well. She wasn't, all that was there was a hard brick wall. Pounding her fists hard on the brick wall, she yelled out "Miranda."
On the other side of the wall . . .
Miranda's face-knob was stuck on shock, she wasn't shocked at the fact that Jess had just disappeared, possibly into Middle Earth, but at the fact that she was right. She looked around; no-one had apparently noticed that Jess had just completely disappeared through that brick wall. She walked up and put her hand up to it, and sure enough it to disappeared, and had hit something, warm and hard, no doubt Jess's head.
Miranda turned around, grabbed Jess's trolley, and pushed it hard straight at the wall, so that if it got wrecked it would be Jess's and not hers. The trolley too disappeared into the wall, which was all she needed, she grabbed her trolley and ran straight at the wall. When she had reappeared on the other side, Jess was sprawled out on the ground along with all her possessions, apparently Jess had been standing directly in the way of her, trolley, and when it had come out the other side of the portal, had hit her, hard.
"Bloody hell Miranda, you stupid git," Jess said getting up "you could've slowly pushed it through, instead of throwing it." Both girls had a habit of using English slang, despite the fact that they weren't English, in the slightest.
"Sorry," Miranda said in her retarded voice, trying to suppress a laugh, "So, I see we have finally made it to our platform," she said looking at her watch.
"Look," Jess said pointing to the 9 ¾'s sign, "Feel the three quarter- ness."
A loud whistle blew, "5 minuets" was yelled from the other-side of the platform.
"Shit," Miranda and Jess both said to each other. The two girls grabbed all of Jess's things and made there way quickly to the train director, who grabbed there bags and showed them to the door of the train. Jess and Miranda made there way into the train, carrying 3 cages. As there trunks were loaded into the train.
~*~*~*~*~*~
It was silent, no-one else was on the train, just the two of them, and a little fat woman who came around with weird looking lollies. They had nothing to do, so they decided to play hide and seek, and chasey (tag), and any other game they could possibly think of, they were THAT bored.
Miranda put a jelly bean in her mouth and spat it out immediately, "Ewwww, that's disgusting tasting, tastes like ear wax!" she said wiping her tongue on her sleeve.
Jess looked at her strangely, "It freaks me out, that you actually KNOW what ear wax tastes like," she said with a shudder.
Draco hoped into her lap, and started to nibble on a darkly coloured jelly bean, whilst Jess stroked his head lovingly. Miranda looked at Draco with envy.
"So Miranda, where's spike hanging out now-a-days?" Jess said looking around.
Miranda pointed solemnly to the corner of their booth, where the bat was hanging up side down, asleep.
"Here Spike," she said, holding out her finger, and the bat flew down to clasp it tightly.
"Now all we need for this happy reunion is Gandalf."
"Gandalf?"
"Yes, Gandalf, I already took the liberty of naming our owl,"
"Oh well thankyou for consulting me about it," Miranda said, sounding a bit miffed.
The two girls, well Jess at least had completely disregarded the only-one- pet rule. Seeing as Spike and Draco were actually pets, and Gandalf was a means of communication, so thus could not be classified as a pet. They hadn't even started school and were finding a way around the rules.
Jess removed the cloth from the large cage that was placed next to her and the owls eyes fluttered open. Draco immediately leapt from Jess's lap, to the edge of the cage, and started sniffing intently. She opened the cage, and reached her hand in, and started to stroke the white breast of the bird. It opened its wings and stretched its neck as she did this. She put her hand to just in front of its feet to allow it to step onto her hand, and be taken out of the cage. At the removal of the owl, spike flew up to his original resting place, and went back to sleep.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Jeeesssss," Miranda whispered in Jesses ear.
"Jjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," she said prodding her.
"No touchy," Jess mumbled waking out of her deep sleep.
"We're here Jess, wake up and get your shit together," Miranda said continuing to poke her.
It was already night when they had arrived, actually it had been night-time for a while when they were on the train as well. They stepped out of the train, the air was cold on there face's and there nose and cheeks had gone red. It was so cold they could even see there own breathe, it was cool.
"Hallo, girls," came a very familiar voice to there left, both girls spun on there heels Miranda spun to hard and fell over, landing flat on her back. Jess pointed at her and doubled over in laughter. Hagrid rushed over to help Miranda up; Jess was still pointing and laughing. She had gone bright red, as she dusted herself off, and gave Hagrid a hug. Jess was still laughing as she went over to give Hagrid a hug also.
"How ya goin old buddy, old pal," Jess said jumping to trying and give him a noogy. She failed.
"Fine, 'nd yerself?" he said leading them over to a dock full of little 2 man boats.
"You two go in tha' one, nd I'll go in this one," he said hoping into a boat.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The girls had figured out how to make the boats accerlerate and were, in no time, circling Hagrid. But then he told them off, so they sulked and made sure that there boat went extra slow.
They were half way across the lake when it happened. Jess thought about Miranda falling over, and it hit her like a tone of bricks. She started to piss herself laughing again.
"What? What is so funny?" Miranda said self consciously, "What's so funny?"
"You *gasp* fell *gasp* over *gasp*" Jess said between laughing.
Miranda went bright red, and without thinking, pushed Jess as hard as she could. Jess fell in the lake. Due to the many layers of clothes she was wearing, she was finding it hard to swim. She grabbed the side of the boat to try and pull herself up, she felt a hand grab her's. She tried to say 'no don't, or the boat'll capsize,' but all that came out were splutterers and gasps for air. As Miranda leaned over to try and help Jess, the combination of there weight was too much, the little boat could no longer stay a-float and decided to capsize. So Miranda and jess were stuck with absolutely drenched clothes, clinging for dear life to the upturned boat.
Suddenly, something grabbed Jess's and Miranda's waist, remembering what had happened in Lord of the Rings, Jess started to struggle, all the thing did was take a tighter grip on her waist. A long tentacle lifted both girls out of the water, and placed them neatly into Hagrids boat. He looked at the two drenched pixies, and immediately started to giggle once more. He removed his large furry coat, and placed it around there sholders. "ttt- ttthhaannnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyoooouuuuu," Jess chattered.
"Right, 'ere's yer ticket," Hagrid said the next day handing the two girls there tickets, "Yer train leaves in 'alf an 'our,"
"But Hagrid, why do we have to do it on our own," Miranda whined.
"Yeah, why can't you come with us, we'll miss you if you don't," the other pixie whined, before giving him a hug.
"Now, now," he said patting them both on the head, "I'll see ye' on tha otha' side," and with that he left.
~*~*~*~
"Miranda our train leaves in 10 minuets, what in the hell is with the ¾'s business,"
"I don't now, how about we ask someone,"
"Oh yeah, 'Hello I am a complete random, and I was wondering if you could tell where I can catch a magical train to go to a magical place, with faeries and pixies and elves, and a giant man. Named Hagrid who is my friend," Jess said mockingly.
"Oh shut the fuck up Jess, I don't see you coming up with any ideas," Miranda said furiously.
"Well Miranda, as I have done in the past just run at spots on the walls and hope for the best," Jess said signalling to the wall.
In the past Jess had gotten 'Middle Earth Fever' and had tried everything to get to Middle Earth, running at paintings, and spots of paint in Emma's' and Miranda's house was one of her many ways.
"Like this," Jess said, running up to a wall and expecting to be stopped by it, put her arms and legs up expecting to be stopped by the wall. She fell straight through the wall.
*Luckly I broke my fall with my face*, Jess thought rubbing her face. Looking up she saw a sign reading: 'Platform 9 ¾.'
"Miranda, ha, I was right and you were wrong," Jess said turning around expecting Miranda to be there as well. She wasn't, all that was there was a hard brick wall. Pounding her fists hard on the brick wall, she yelled out "Miranda."
On the other side of the wall . . .
Miranda's face-knob was stuck on shock, she wasn't shocked at the fact that Jess had just disappeared, possibly into Middle Earth, but at the fact that she was right. She looked around; no-one had apparently noticed that Jess had just completely disappeared through that brick wall. She walked up and put her hand up to it, and sure enough it to disappeared, and had hit something, warm and hard, no doubt Jess's head.
Miranda turned around, grabbed Jess's trolley, and pushed it hard straight at the wall, so that if it got wrecked it would be Jess's and not hers. The trolley too disappeared into the wall, which was all she needed, she grabbed her trolley and ran straight at the wall. When she had reappeared on the other side, Jess was sprawled out on the ground along with all her possessions, apparently Jess had been standing directly in the way of her, trolley, and when it had come out the other side of the portal, had hit her, hard.
"Bloody hell Miranda, you stupid git," Jess said getting up "you could've slowly pushed it through, instead of throwing it." Both girls had a habit of using English slang, despite the fact that they weren't English, in the slightest.
"Sorry," Miranda said in her retarded voice, trying to suppress a laugh, "So, I see we have finally made it to our platform," she said looking at her watch.
"Look," Jess said pointing to the 9 ¾'s sign, "Feel the three quarter- ness."
A loud whistle blew, "5 minuets" was yelled from the other-side of the platform.
"Shit," Miranda and Jess both said to each other. The two girls grabbed all of Jess's things and made there way quickly to the train director, who grabbed there bags and showed them to the door of the train. Jess and Miranda made there way into the train, carrying 3 cages. As there trunks were loaded into the train.
~*~*~*~*~*~
It was silent, no-one else was on the train, just the two of them, and a little fat woman who came around with weird looking lollies. They had nothing to do, so they decided to play hide and seek, and chasey (tag), and any other game they could possibly think of, they were THAT bored.
Miranda put a jelly bean in her mouth and spat it out immediately, "Ewwww, that's disgusting tasting, tastes like ear wax!" she said wiping her tongue on her sleeve.
Jess looked at her strangely, "It freaks me out, that you actually KNOW what ear wax tastes like," she said with a shudder.
Draco hoped into her lap, and started to nibble on a darkly coloured jelly bean, whilst Jess stroked his head lovingly. Miranda looked at Draco with envy.
"So Miranda, where's spike hanging out now-a-days?" Jess said looking around.
Miranda pointed solemnly to the corner of their booth, where the bat was hanging up side down, asleep.
"Here Spike," she said, holding out her finger, and the bat flew down to clasp it tightly.
"Now all we need for this happy reunion is Gandalf."
"Gandalf?"
"Yes, Gandalf, I already took the liberty of naming our owl,"
"Oh well thankyou for consulting me about it," Miranda said, sounding a bit miffed.
The two girls, well Jess at least had completely disregarded the only-one- pet rule. Seeing as Spike and Draco were actually pets, and Gandalf was a means of communication, so thus could not be classified as a pet. They hadn't even started school and were finding a way around the rules.
Jess removed the cloth from the large cage that was placed next to her and the owls eyes fluttered open. Draco immediately leapt from Jess's lap, to the edge of the cage, and started sniffing intently. She opened the cage, and reached her hand in, and started to stroke the white breast of the bird. It opened its wings and stretched its neck as she did this. She put her hand to just in front of its feet to allow it to step onto her hand, and be taken out of the cage. At the removal of the owl, spike flew up to his original resting place, and went back to sleep.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Jeeesssss," Miranda whispered in Jesses ear.
"Jjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," she said prodding her.
"No touchy," Jess mumbled waking out of her deep sleep.
"We're here Jess, wake up and get your shit together," Miranda said continuing to poke her.
It was already night when they had arrived, actually it had been night-time for a while when they were on the train as well. They stepped out of the train, the air was cold on there face's and there nose and cheeks had gone red. It was so cold they could even see there own breathe, it was cool.
"Hallo, girls," came a very familiar voice to there left, both girls spun on there heels Miranda spun to hard and fell over, landing flat on her back. Jess pointed at her and doubled over in laughter. Hagrid rushed over to help Miranda up; Jess was still pointing and laughing. She had gone bright red, as she dusted herself off, and gave Hagrid a hug. Jess was still laughing as she went over to give Hagrid a hug also.
"How ya goin old buddy, old pal," Jess said jumping to trying and give him a noogy. She failed.
"Fine, 'nd yerself?" he said leading them over to a dock full of little 2 man boats.
"You two go in tha' one, nd I'll go in this one," he said hoping into a boat.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The girls had figured out how to make the boats accerlerate and were, in no time, circling Hagrid. But then he told them off, so they sulked and made sure that there boat went extra slow.
They were half way across the lake when it happened. Jess thought about Miranda falling over, and it hit her like a tone of bricks. She started to piss herself laughing again.
"What? What is so funny?" Miranda said self consciously, "What's so funny?"
"You *gasp* fell *gasp* over *gasp*" Jess said between laughing.
Miranda went bright red, and without thinking, pushed Jess as hard as she could. Jess fell in the lake. Due to the many layers of clothes she was wearing, she was finding it hard to swim. She grabbed the side of the boat to try and pull herself up, she felt a hand grab her's. She tried to say 'no don't, or the boat'll capsize,' but all that came out were splutterers and gasps for air. As Miranda leaned over to try and help Jess, the combination of there weight was too much, the little boat could no longer stay a-float and decided to capsize. So Miranda and jess were stuck with absolutely drenched clothes, clinging for dear life to the upturned boat.
Suddenly, something grabbed Jess's and Miranda's waist, remembering what had happened in Lord of the Rings, Jess started to struggle, all the thing did was take a tighter grip on her waist. A long tentacle lifted both girls out of the water, and placed them neatly into Hagrids boat. He looked at the two drenched pixies, and immediately started to giggle once more. He removed his large furry coat, and placed it around there sholders. "ttt- ttthhaannnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyoooouuuuu," Jess chattered.