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The two shivering girls looked around in awe at the huge entrance hall, it could've fitted Jess's house in there easily. It was made on stone, and at first glance it looked very un-welcoming, however, as they continued to look around the dimly lit hall, looked very welcoming and almost homey. The girls had been told that the school was in a large castle, but sweet Jesus, they had never imagined anything like THIS!
Jesses stomach growled loudly, she was hungry, nay, she was dam hungry. She scrunched up her face at the sound of her own stomach eating itself. Resulting in Miranda giggling. A woman with black hair came bustling around the corner, she was dressed in dark reddy-brown robes, she took one look at the drenched girls and her jaw dropped. The girls moved closer to Hagrid, for protection.
"Hagrid! What happened?" the woman asked accusingly, finally pulling her eyes away from them.
"Well . .yerr . . ya see . . what happened was . . ."
"What happened was," Jess butted in "We were shifting our weight to get into a more comfortable position in the tiny boats, which personally I think you need to re-evaluate the size of, and I accidentally fell in, and Miranda," she said pointing to her "she tried to help me out, but the end result was that the boat then capsized-"
"Jess, shut up . . . never speak again," Miranda butted in softly, so the woman could not hear her.
"Very well then, I do wish for you to speak when you are spoken to Mrs. Currie," she said giving Jess the evils. She back up even more into Hagrid. "Hagrid will you please take there two girls up to Madam Pomfrey to get cleaned up, and then return with them to Great Hall for dinner?"
"Yes, Professor McGonagall," Hagrid replied looking down at the floor. Jesses eyes widened at the prospect of dinner.
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The two girls entered the Great Hall behind Hagrid, the room was large, ridiculously large, there were 4 long tables set up, but no-one sat in them. The room was lit by many torches all situated along the walls. The ceiling was so high, that they couldn't it, but it looked like they were looking into the night's sky. It was amazing. As they headed towards the table at the back of the hall. Candles were set up all along the table, accept, as they got closer, jess and Miranda realized that they were floating up and down in mid-air.
Jess's eyes widened as she looked at the candles and then to the ceiling and back to the candles again. As she got closer to the long table at the back she surveyed all of the Professors at the table. The old man at the centre of the table, stood with open arms, his long silver beard was as long as his hair and could've easily be tucked into his belt. His bright eyes shone through half moon glasses at the tip of his nose.
"Greetings!" he said happily. The girls stepped into the light of the candles. Miranda wore her short checked skirt again, and a black top with Mary Janes, and Jess wore her crazy stripy pants with a rather low cut top. They were looked up and down by all of the teachers before Dumbledore spoke again.
"I am Albus Dumbledore, head master of this fine establishment, these are your Professors for this year, and over this coming month will be teaching you all of the subjects that you missed out on," he looked at them, his eyes were twinkling with life and mischief. "I will introduce you to the teachers now and then I believe we will proceed onto dinner as I am sure that the two of you are famished."
Jess started to shake her head 'yes' wildly, as she was really very hungry.
"Well I do believe that you have already met Hagrid," Hagrid had just then taken a seat at the left end of the table, he waved to them and they waved back. "He teaches Care of Magical Creatures, then there is Madam Pomfrey, you have met her too, then Professor McGonagall, she teaches Transfiguration, and then Professor Snape, he teaches potions."
He shot a look at the girls, his eyes were shifty, he had a long hocked nose, and was black from head to foot, apart from his white skin. Jess shivered, she thought he was sexy, shame on her. As Dumbledore went down through the line the girls were introduced to all there Professors. As he neared the end of the table to Madam Hooch, a young boy rushed into the hall, trying to pull on his cloak. Dumbledore had stoped talking at the entrance of this boy. He walked briskly up and stopped right next to Jess, he was cute, correction he was ridiculously cute.
"Sorry Headmaster," the boy said in a thick Scottish accent, Jess and Miranda's eyes widened, he looking straight up at Dumbledore completely oblivious to the too girls standing next to him.
"And this," he continued, "is Professor Wood,"
Jess and Miranda both started to giggle hysterically, "He is the assistant flying instructor, and he will be teaching you how to fly, when term starts."
Professor Wood looked at the two girls next to him, he was just tall enough so that he could see down Jess's top, *they are cute* he thought *they are very cute. No wait bad Oliver, bad Oliver, they are students, not supposed to think naughty thoughts about students*. Both girls looked at him and smiled.
"Now girls if you would follow Oliver up here, and take a seat I believe that we will begin eating."
Jess followed Professor Wood as quickly as she could without falling over his feet, *Such a cute arse*, she thought as she stared at it and tilted her head to one side.
Professor Snape had obviously noticed this little girl checking out the flying instructor and cleared his throat loudly. Jess shot her head up and looked at him, his eyes were black as ink, she looked at him and grinned sheepishly. *Wait, she smiled at me* Snape thought *students aren't s'posed to smile at me, I strike fear into the hearts of many*, continuing to stare at this little pixie, he didn't like pixies. He continued to stare even after she had returned perving on Wood.
The girls sat down, Jess was next to Wood and Miranda next to her. They were silent for once, Jess because she was eating, and Miranda because Jess was eating. Finally Jess turned to Wood.
"So how does it feel to have a last name, that means erection?"
At this question he started to choke on his food, he was going purple. Professor Snape rose with grace and started to perform the himlic manuver. After the food had been dislodged from his oesophagus, Snape had given them, particularly Jess, and stare so cold that would make ice, jealous. Wood had gone bright red, and wasn't looking at either of them.
"Well??" Jess said, raising her eyebrows suggestively. "Ummmm uh ummm" was all that he could manage. How could someone so young ask him such a out there question, he had never met any one who was this forward, and well he had no idea how to react.
Miranda poked Jess hard in the ribs, she turned to face her, "Jess I can't believe you just said that," then they began to argue in quick muffled voices that he could not comprehend. Jess turned to him, with her head hanging, "Sorry". And continued on with her meal like nothing had happened. Wood just stared.
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The two shivering girls looked around in awe at the huge entrance hall, it could've fitted Jess's house in there easily. It was made on stone, and at first glance it looked very un-welcoming, however, as they continued to look around the dimly lit hall, looked very welcoming and almost homey. The girls had been told that the school was in a large castle, but sweet Jesus, they had never imagined anything like THIS!
Jesses stomach growled loudly, she was hungry, nay, she was dam hungry. She scrunched up her face at the sound of her own stomach eating itself. Resulting in Miranda giggling. A woman with black hair came bustling around the corner, she was dressed in dark reddy-brown robes, she took one look at the drenched girls and her jaw dropped. The girls moved closer to Hagrid, for protection.
"Hagrid! What happened?" the woman asked accusingly, finally pulling her eyes away from them.
"Well . .yerr . . ya see . . what happened was . . ."
"What happened was," Jess butted in "We were shifting our weight to get into a more comfortable position in the tiny boats, which personally I think you need to re-evaluate the size of, and I accidentally fell in, and Miranda," she said pointing to her "she tried to help me out, but the end result was that the boat then capsized-"
"Jess, shut up . . . never speak again," Miranda butted in softly, so the woman could not hear her.
"Very well then, I do wish for you to speak when you are spoken to Mrs. Currie," she said giving Jess the evils. She back up even more into Hagrid. "Hagrid will you please take there two girls up to Madam Pomfrey to get cleaned up, and then return with them to Great Hall for dinner?"
"Yes, Professor McGonagall," Hagrid replied looking down at the floor. Jesses eyes widened at the prospect of dinner.
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The two girls entered the Great Hall behind Hagrid, the room was large, ridiculously large, there were 4 long tables set up, but no-one sat in them. The room was lit by many torches all situated along the walls. The ceiling was so high, that they couldn't it, but it looked like they were looking into the night's sky. It was amazing. As they headed towards the table at the back of the hall. Candles were set up all along the table, accept, as they got closer, jess and Miranda realized that they were floating up and down in mid-air.
Jess's eyes widened as she looked at the candles and then to the ceiling and back to the candles again. As she got closer to the long table at the back she surveyed all of the Professors at the table. The old man at the centre of the table, stood with open arms, his long silver beard was as long as his hair and could've easily be tucked into his belt. His bright eyes shone through half moon glasses at the tip of his nose.
"Greetings!" he said happily. The girls stepped into the light of the candles. Miranda wore her short checked skirt again, and a black top with Mary Janes, and Jess wore her crazy stripy pants with a rather low cut top. They were looked up and down by all of the teachers before Dumbledore spoke again.
"I am Albus Dumbledore, head master of this fine establishment, these are your Professors for this year, and over this coming month will be teaching you all of the subjects that you missed out on," he looked at them, his eyes were twinkling with life and mischief. "I will introduce you to the teachers now and then I believe we will proceed onto dinner as I am sure that the two of you are famished."
Jess started to shake her head 'yes' wildly, as she was really very hungry.
"Well I do believe that you have already met Hagrid," Hagrid had just then taken a seat at the left end of the table, he waved to them and they waved back. "He teaches Care of Magical Creatures, then there is Madam Pomfrey, you have met her too, then Professor McGonagall, she teaches Transfiguration, and then Professor Snape, he teaches potions."
He shot a look at the girls, his eyes were shifty, he had a long hocked nose, and was black from head to foot, apart from his white skin. Jess shivered, she thought he was sexy, shame on her. As Dumbledore went down through the line the girls were introduced to all there Professors. As he neared the end of the table to Madam Hooch, a young boy rushed into the hall, trying to pull on his cloak. Dumbledore had stoped talking at the entrance of this boy. He walked briskly up and stopped right next to Jess, he was cute, correction he was ridiculously cute.
"Sorry Headmaster," the boy said in a thick Scottish accent, Jess and Miranda's eyes widened, he looking straight up at Dumbledore completely oblivious to the too girls standing next to him.
"And this," he continued, "is Professor Wood,"
Jess and Miranda both started to giggle hysterically, "He is the assistant flying instructor, and he will be teaching you how to fly, when term starts."
Professor Wood looked at the two girls next to him, he was just tall enough so that he could see down Jess's top, *they are cute* he thought *they are very cute. No wait bad Oliver, bad Oliver, they are students, not supposed to think naughty thoughts about students*. Both girls looked at him and smiled.
"Now girls if you would follow Oliver up here, and take a seat I believe that we will begin eating."
Jess followed Professor Wood as quickly as she could without falling over his feet, *Such a cute arse*, she thought as she stared at it and tilted her head to one side.
Professor Snape had obviously noticed this little girl checking out the flying instructor and cleared his throat loudly. Jess shot her head up and looked at him, his eyes were black as ink, she looked at him and grinned sheepishly. *Wait, she smiled at me* Snape thought *students aren't s'posed to smile at me, I strike fear into the hearts of many*, continuing to stare at this little pixie, he didn't like pixies. He continued to stare even after she had returned perving on Wood.
The girls sat down, Jess was next to Wood and Miranda next to her. They were silent for once, Jess because she was eating, and Miranda because Jess was eating. Finally Jess turned to Wood.
"So how does it feel to have a last name, that means erection?"
At this question he started to choke on his food, he was going purple. Professor Snape rose with grace and started to perform the himlic manuver. After the food had been dislodged from his oesophagus, Snape had given them, particularly Jess, and stare so cold that would make ice, jealous. Wood had gone bright red, and wasn't looking at either of them.
"Well??" Jess said, raising her eyebrows suggestively. "Ummmm uh ummm" was all that he could manage. How could someone so young ask him such a out there question, he had never met any one who was this forward, and well he had no idea how to react.
Miranda poked Jess hard in the ribs, she turned to face her, "Jess I can't believe you just said that," then they began to argue in quick muffled voices that he could not comprehend. Jess turned to him, with her head hanging, "Sorry". And continued on with her meal like nothing had happened. Wood just stared.