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The couple of weeks they had been there had gone by as fast as food hobbit convention (no offence to the hobbitish folk amongst you). The girls had barely seen Professor Wood, well they had actually only seen him a total of 5 times. Jess couldn't help but get the distinct feeling that he was avoiding them. He was, and he was dam good at it to. He always sat at the other end of the dinner table, and was completely blocked off by many of the teachers facial hair and stomaches (*cough* Hagrid *cough*), he checked around the corners before he ventured into a corridor, and he mainly kept to his office or dormitory.
However he new that the day would come when he had to face them again, and be placed into another uncomfortable situation.
Miranda came rushing around the corner trying to escape the wrath of jess, she too quickly followed. As Miranda tore down the long corridor, she kept having to adjust her clothing so she would not find herself pantless or topless in the middle of the school corridor. She was wearing Jesses dark blue jeans, which fitted, Jess had cursed Miranda for looking better in her clothes than she did herself, and a blue halter neck top with pictures of cherubs on it. Jess suddenly tripped on a loose cobblestone, she cursed her self for never tying up her docs.
"WAIT!" Jess called out to Miranda and she grabbed the back of her faded blue jeans, and proceed to bend down and tie up her shoes. Miranda obeyed and stoped and few metres in front of her. Jess rose, and busted off her black top. She was wearing her invader zim top, with the words 'DOOM' written all over it, and another ¾ purple top underneath that.
"OK, go!" jess said as she darted at Miranda. She zig-zagged away from her and continued down the long corridor. They were laughing and screaming, and having the time of there lives.
Jess was gaining on her. She was just about to catch her when the corridor ended, and they were forced to turn the corner. They hit something. There was a mingle of hard and soft, flesh and metal, cold and warm.
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Oliver Wood was walking down the corridor, he had just returned from riding on his broom, it had been a while since he had and he forgot how much he loved it. He was dirty and sweaty and all together yummy looking. His cloak was billowing out behind him and he walked quickly and confidently down a deserted corridor. Forgetting that he was supposed to be trying to avoid the two little pixies, that had a habit of making rude comments, he had heard about Jess asking Snape if he was 'always this anal', he continued on his way. The voices became louder and louder, as if they were getting closer. He peeked his had around the corner of the corridor, to find two girls chasing each other down the other corridor in his direction. He turned on his heel and was about to head in the opposite direction when two small warm bodies hit him. He was forced back into a suit of armour, and he fell to the ground, two girls sprawled out on top of him. it was a mingle of arms and legs and hands, and other naughty body parts.
Being a little bit shocked at there fall, none of them moved. Oliver felt something in his hand and something in his other. Something warm and squeeze-able. Horror over came him. Lifting up his head and surveying the scene, someone had there hand on his un-mentionables. When they had fallen, one of his legs was placed in-between each of the girls legs, and their's in between his. One of his hands was on Jess's breast, and the other was placed on Miranda's arse. Her hand it seems had been jammed rather forcefully under his body and was grabbing his arse. While Jess's hand was place nicely on his chest as was Miranda's and she was tapping.
Jess lifted her head up and peered over the person she had collided with, it was Professor Wood.
"HHHEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO MR.WOOD" she said and absolutely died laughing. She was wriggling on top of him, and he was starting to feel his skin tingle. Miranda started to giggle as well, so now he had too girls squiring on top of him with laughter, and there legs near his . . .and his near there . . and his hands on there . . He started to go bright red, his wrist was in a very uncomfortable position. He attempted to move it so that he didn't seem like a pervert and to make it more comfortable, he failed and jess faced contorted in shock.
"Hands! Hands in new places,"
"I . . .I'm sorry . ." he started but was quickly cut off, by the giggling of the girls. Something behind him was clanking metallically. Apparently when they had all collided, they had hit a suit of armour. It was now putting itself back together again. Accept for a few pieces that were missing . . . A suit of armour came into Oliver's view, it was missing an arm . . and Oliver came to the horrible realisation that he knew EXACTLY where it was. The suit of armour reached down and picked up his arm that was placed on his . . . upper thigh. . the suit looked at his arm to Oliver and the girls to his arm again and shock his head. It held the arm at an arms length, shook it's head and then stormed off, apparently upset. All was silent. They all looked at each other and started to die with laughter. That was the beginning of a close friendship between the three of them.
The couple of weeks they had been there had gone by as fast as food hobbit convention (no offence to the hobbitish folk amongst you). The girls had barely seen Professor Wood, well they had actually only seen him a total of 5 times. Jess couldn't help but get the distinct feeling that he was avoiding them. He was, and he was dam good at it to. He always sat at the other end of the dinner table, and was completely blocked off by many of the teachers facial hair and stomaches (*cough* Hagrid *cough*), he checked around the corners before he ventured into a corridor, and he mainly kept to his office or dormitory.
However he new that the day would come when he had to face them again, and be placed into another uncomfortable situation.
Miranda came rushing around the corner trying to escape the wrath of jess, she too quickly followed. As Miranda tore down the long corridor, she kept having to adjust her clothing so she would not find herself pantless or topless in the middle of the school corridor. She was wearing Jesses dark blue jeans, which fitted, Jess had cursed Miranda for looking better in her clothes than she did herself, and a blue halter neck top with pictures of cherubs on it. Jess suddenly tripped on a loose cobblestone, she cursed her self for never tying up her docs.
"WAIT!" Jess called out to Miranda and she grabbed the back of her faded blue jeans, and proceed to bend down and tie up her shoes. Miranda obeyed and stoped and few metres in front of her. Jess rose, and busted off her black top. She was wearing her invader zim top, with the words 'DOOM' written all over it, and another ¾ purple top underneath that.
"OK, go!" jess said as she darted at Miranda. She zig-zagged away from her and continued down the long corridor. They were laughing and screaming, and having the time of there lives.
Jess was gaining on her. She was just about to catch her when the corridor ended, and they were forced to turn the corner. They hit something. There was a mingle of hard and soft, flesh and metal, cold and warm.
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Oliver Wood was walking down the corridor, he had just returned from riding on his broom, it had been a while since he had and he forgot how much he loved it. He was dirty and sweaty and all together yummy looking. His cloak was billowing out behind him and he walked quickly and confidently down a deserted corridor. Forgetting that he was supposed to be trying to avoid the two little pixies, that had a habit of making rude comments, he had heard about Jess asking Snape if he was 'always this anal', he continued on his way. The voices became louder and louder, as if they were getting closer. He peeked his had around the corner of the corridor, to find two girls chasing each other down the other corridor in his direction. He turned on his heel and was about to head in the opposite direction when two small warm bodies hit him. He was forced back into a suit of armour, and he fell to the ground, two girls sprawled out on top of him. it was a mingle of arms and legs and hands, and other naughty body parts.
Being a little bit shocked at there fall, none of them moved. Oliver felt something in his hand and something in his other. Something warm and squeeze-able. Horror over came him. Lifting up his head and surveying the scene, someone had there hand on his un-mentionables. When they had fallen, one of his legs was placed in-between each of the girls legs, and their's in between his. One of his hands was on Jess's breast, and the other was placed on Miranda's arse. Her hand it seems had been jammed rather forcefully under his body and was grabbing his arse. While Jess's hand was place nicely on his chest as was Miranda's and she was tapping.
Jess lifted her head up and peered over the person she had collided with, it was Professor Wood.
"HHHEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO MR.WOOD" she said and absolutely died laughing. She was wriggling on top of him, and he was starting to feel his skin tingle. Miranda started to giggle as well, so now he had too girls squiring on top of him with laughter, and there legs near his . . .and his near there . . and his hands on there . . He started to go bright red, his wrist was in a very uncomfortable position. He attempted to move it so that he didn't seem like a pervert and to make it more comfortable, he failed and jess faced contorted in shock.
"Hands! Hands in new places,"
"I . . .I'm sorry . ." he started but was quickly cut off, by the giggling of the girls. Something behind him was clanking metallically. Apparently when they had all collided, they had hit a suit of armour. It was now putting itself back together again. Accept for a few pieces that were missing . . . A suit of armour came into Oliver's view, it was missing an arm . . and Oliver came to the horrible realisation that he knew EXACTLY where it was. The suit of armour reached down and picked up his arm that was placed on his . . . upper thigh. . the suit looked at his arm to Oliver and the girls to his arm again and shock his head. It held the arm at an arms length, shook it's head and then stormed off, apparently upset. All was silent. They all looked at each other and started to die with laughter. That was the beginning of a close friendship between the three of them.